January 15th, 2014

WATCH: Maths With Miliband


  1. 1
    I hate socialists. says:

    What a plonker.


  2. 2
    Hood says:

    Have you got the Eagle footage where she held out her Talon to Nick Clegg?


    • 8
      Downright bizarre says:


      • 11
        Downright bizarre says:

        She behaves like a thug. And is that munter next to her Rosie Winterton?


        • 14
          The Munter says:



          • Oh babe, I got the hots for you says:

            I’m one of the Eagle sisters
            And ugly as can be
            Which is why I’m a member of
            The crap Labour Par-tee.

            Beside Harriet, Margaret, or Hazel,
            Or Emily, Patricia, or Sally
            I look a bit of an all-right bird
            In a badly lit downtown alley.

            People often talk of my intellect
            And how it’s sadly poor.
            But with good looks like mine you know,
            They open any door.


          • Anonymous says:

            I thought she was her new piece of “rug”.


        • 27
          Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

          Be afraid be very afraid, she’s one of them!


      • 16
        Mick Butcher says:

        Hopefully reaching out her arm is the closest she gets to the government front benches


        • 44

          Beautifully put.

          She has actually been the Minister of State for Pensions and Ageing Society, a delightfully Bolshevik sounding title which meant she could rest her hand on the back of the front bench.


      • 18
        Witty Moniker says:

        Was it some sort of invisible lesbian death-ray, as perfected when she was at the muff-diving-Jedi college?

        The fur is strong with this one!


        • 36
          TuffMuffWatch says:

          I can assure you the fur around her badly stuffed kebab is like wire wool.


        • 38
          Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

          She must live in a hard water area :-)


        • 56
          Man who can lipread says:

          She has observed that one of the gentlemen on the Front bench has developed an erection after studying details of L’affaire Hollande on his i-pad. She is enquiring of her colleague as to exactly what it is, what it is used for and how one can acquire one.


      • 20
        Very Bizarre says:

        Bird of prey, mesmerising her target.


      • 26
        She needs anger management PDQ says:

        It’s menacing to the extreme. In another setting one would fear for one’s life if faced with that.


        • 31
          Downright bizarre says:

          Really, the way she leans forward and the look on her face is that of a thuggish school playground bully.


          • Desmond Morris says:

            Nah. She’s a jerk. That contrived and empty gesturing is the kind of stuff that people do when they know they have a couple of weaker mates handly to ‘pull them back’ before a playground scrap get serious.


  3. 3
    Jim Alkalilly says:

    What a plonker!


  4. 4
    Hans Ard says:

    Question obviously written by Ed Balls.


    • 35
      I hate socialists. says:

      The Labour front bench really are a joke.


      • 47
        Come on Out Godfrey! says:

        They all are really! The HoC is meant to be the best we have! Utter shower of shits. Millibean seems to produce too much saliva once he gets going he really is most ill equipped speaker possible. He truly is Cameron’s best hope, if Labour had someone like Healey or Wilson he’d have been toast long ago.


        • 63
          I hate socialists. says:

          You have got to be joking.


        • 68
          Paranoid Wilson says:

          Totally agree. Now where is that spy in my house wanting to kill me.


        • 72
          broderick crawford says:

          The MilliAcquatic saliva output reminds me of any and all Arsene Wenger interviews on Match of the Day over the last 14 odd years.

          But at least he has achieved many great triumphs in his
          professional life ….


  5. 5
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Bloody terrifying that fuckwits like this should even be considered for cleaning loos never mind running the country.


    • 6
      Koba says:

      the country is a cesspit anyway, he is well quallified for the job.


    • 52
      The Labour Party says:

      We shut down most of the public toilets during the ‘boom’ years.


      • 73
        broderick crawford says:

        To my local Labour run library today to get four pages photocopied .

        Three state of the art brand new machines one on each floor .

        1) being used by someone copying around 500 pages

        2) Vacant , functioning and could be used on a pay as you go basis but volunteer manning desk not allowed to take money

        3) Vacant and functioning but reliant on insertion of ONLY 10 p coins absolutely no other denomination allowed. Library out of change so could not change a one pound coin for 10 pees. AND ANYWAY….. thus machine only takes the ” old type ” 10 p coin . No explanation as to what these were but presumably the old two bob coin dropped circa 1973 at decimalisation .

        Ended up going to Londis convenience store .


  6. 9
    Miliband = Son of Brown says:

    No wonder Sillyband was asking about housebuilding. He’ll be house-hunting in May 2015.


    • 15
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      I reckon he’ll skip the country, like his brother, after leading Liebore to their worst ever defeat :-)


      • 45
        C.O.Jones says:

        At least we can thank the unions for placing Ed Miliband in power. It’s one of the few good things they have done for this country.


  7. 10
    UKIP voter says:

    Wait until you meet the unqualified nincompoop Conservatives proposing to bulldoze and concrete over parts of the Tory Shires. Bloody traitors.


    • 53
      The British Public says:

      There are no Tory shires. Nor are there any Labour seats or LibDem strongholds. Those days are over.


  8. 12
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The diary of Ed Miliband aged 13 3/4… sorry aged 13.75


  9. 17
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Where’s Jimmy when you need him?


    • 30

      Brewer’s Green have been rather worried that the news of his defection to UKIP would leak out.

      They have been trying to train the new one up but he has to be recalled constantly for recalibration.

      The real one is missed indeed.


    • 32
      Jimmy says:

      I’m busy signing up to UKip with the rest of my colleagues in the council.


  10. 23
    Silent Majority says:

    Britain can do better


  11. 25
    Mr Potato Head says:

    How do we know that Ed’s best friend Hollande hasn’t got another mistress stashed away somewhere that he visits on a bicycle wearing a beret with a garlic chain round his neck?


    • 43
      French hacks says:

      He’s entitled to a private life and we wouldn’t dream of
      questioning Hollande.
      Despite the fact that it reveals him to be a lying, cheating
      bastard who allows his women to live off the French state.


    • 49
      Mistress B says:

      Oooh mon cherie
      Vous as discovered mon secret.
      Nous inhait le garrett sur de Towel Eyeful sur Macredi.
      Mon Anglais est merde, tres awfulment, but-ow you say- mon titties est tres desirable.


  12. 29
    Whoaaaa, wotta babe says:

    Why is Guido’s logo placed over Harriet’s right tit? Is it to save our blushes as Harriet has got them out for the lads?


  13. 34
    ¼ says:

    He’s only being a good Europhile. A quarter is so imperial.


  14. 39
    Ed Balls MP and Feminist says:

    When I’m in power I shall eradicate sexist comments from builders, such as,”get your tits out for the lads” by passing a law forcing all women to keep their norkes permanently on display.


  15. 48
    Wes says:

    He’s been briefed to use 250’000 as it sounds bigger than a quarter of a million


  16. 59
    The Libor party says:


    • 75
      broderick crawford says:

      Did nt realise you could still get a pencil sharpener for 2p

      Is it a Poundland Christmas discount line ?


  17. 60
    *yawn* says:

    So which is it? 250,000 or a quarter of a million?


    • 80
      Poor Bloody Taxpayer says:

      It doesn’t really matter. One million, one billion, a trillion. It is only other people’s money and there is plenty more where that came from.


  18. 61
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    I despise both Cameron and Milliband, but fair do’s, Cameron wiped the floor with him today, and the Tories were basically laughing and taking the piss out of Milliband !!


  19. 64
    The Lizzud Returns says:

    That video is genius.


  20. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Did you see Austin Mitchell and his wife on that documentary holed up on a council estate holding a dinner party with chums whilst trying not to look too uncomfortable with the local proles. Champagne socialist with a mean streak.


  21. 66
    Ed the Eunuch says:

    His crap strategist said 1/4 million sounds more than 250,000. But as per usual, Ed Milliblunder is confused.



  22. 69
    nick says:

    PMs questions should be renamed to “Labours Latest Stupidity”.


  23. 76
    Al Zimmers Campbell & New Dementia Party says:

    Hi jacking Energy Firms policy, Stalinist Housing/Land policy, Mug the Middle Class tax hike policy, No to Europe policy, Soft on immigration policy, keep voters dumb education policy, pick on pensioners policy, plus endless other bullshit ideas like renationalisation.

    I think Labour will not win a majority in the next election but will be in a coalition. Lalalala parp! My sausages are mouldy!



    • 78
      Al Zimmers Campbell & New Dementia Party says:

      That should be No To European Referendum policy! Where did I hide the gin?


  24. 77
    Ed Balls says:

    He was right the first time. It’s quarter of a million, not 250,000.


  25. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Economics 101 by Balls but ballsed up by ed.


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