January 15th, 2014

WATCH: Maths With Miliband


  1. 1
    I hate socialists. says:

    What a plonker.

  2. 2
    Hood says:

    Have you got the Eagle footage where she held out her Talon to Nick Clegg?

  3. 3
    Jim Alkalilly says:

    What a plonker!

  4. 4
    Hans Ard says:

    Question obviously written by Ed Balls.

  5. 5
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Bloody terrifying that fuckwits like this should even be considered for cleaning loos never mind running the country.

  6. 6
    Koba says:

    the country is a cesspit anyway, he is well quallified for the job.

  7. 7
    pmy008 says:

    And they want the country to trust them on the economy again? Not if that’s how a former Labour treasury SpAd does his maths!!!

  8. 8
    Downright bizarre says:

  9. 9
    Miliband = Son of Brown says:

    No wonder Sillyband was asking about housebuilding. He’ll be house-hunting in May 2015.

  10. 10
    UKIP voter says:

    Wait until you meet the unqualified nincompoop Conservatives proposing to bulldoze and concrete over parts of the Tory Shires. Bloody traitors.

  11. 11
    Downright bizarre says:

    She behaves like a thug. And is that munter next to her Rosie Winterton?

  12. 12
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The diary of Ed Miliband aged 13 3/4… sorry aged 13.75

  13. 13
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Would rather have the Grillo sisters running the economy than Milibland & Balls.

  14. 14
    The Munter says:


  15. 15
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I reckon he’ll skip the country, like his brother, after leading Liebore to their worst ever defeat :-)

  16. 16
    Mick Butcher says:

    Hopefully reaching out her arm is the closest she gets to the government front benches

  17. 17
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Where’s Jimmy when you need him?

  18. 18
    Witty Moniker says:

    Was it some sort of invisible lesbian death-ray, as perfected when she was at the muff-diving-Jedi college?

    The fur is strong with this one!

  19. 19
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    That’s also his IQ.

  20. 20
    Very Bizarre says:

    Bird of prey, mesmerising her target.

  21. 21

    Agricultural mix up, by the looks of it. I thought he said two hundred and fifty sows and cowses.

  22. 22
    Randy Marsh says:

    He probably thought 250,000 was the metric option.

  23. 23
    Silent Majority says:

    Britain can do better

  24. 24
    Bonjour Matelot says:

    A pick-up line used in Paris?

  25. 25
    Mr Potato Head says:

    How do we know that Ed’s best friend Hollande hasn’t got another mistress stashed away somewhere that he visits on a bicycle wearing a beret with a garlic chain round his neck?

  26. 26
    She needs anger management PDQ says:

    It’s menacing to the extreme. In another setting one would fear for one’s life if faced with that.

  27. 27
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Be afraid be very afraid, she’s one of them!

  28. 28
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Whatever happened to Gordon (zero per cent growth) Brown?

  29. 29
    Whoaaaa, wotta babe says:

    Why is Guido’s logo placed over Harriet’s right tit? Is it to save our blushes as Harriet has got them out for the lads?

  30. 30

    Brewer’s Green have been rather worried that the news of his defection to UKIP would leak out.

    They have been trying to train the new one up but he has to be recalled constantly for recalibration.

    The real one is missed indeed.

  31. 31
    Downright bizarre says:

    Really, the way she leans forward and the look on her face is that of a thuggish school playground bully.

  32. 32
    Jimmy says:

    I’m busy signing up to UKip with the rest of my colleagues in the council.

  33. 33
    Oliver Goldsmith says:

    She swoops to conquer.

  34. 34
    ¼ says:

    He’s only being a good Europhile. A quarter is so imperial.

  35. 35
    I hate socialists. says:

    The Labour front bench really are a joke.

  36. 36
    TuffMuffWatch says:

    I can assure you the fur around her badly stuffed kebab is like wire wool.

  37. 37
    He saved the world says:

  38. 38
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    She must live in a hard water area :-)

  39. 39
    Ed Balls MP and Feminist says:

    When I’m in power I shall eradicate sexist comments from builders, such as,”get your tits out for the lads” by passing a law forcing all women to keep their norkes permanently on display.

  40. 40
    Gordon McMental says:

    I made a New Year resolution nnnnnng! to not do any poos in nnnnnng! 2014, and so far nnnnnng! I have not broken nnnnnng! that resolution.



  41. 41
    Adolph Miliband hated Britain and so does his mutant son says:

    But Europhiles should be quartered.

  42. 42
    Oh babe, I got the hots for you says:

    I’m one of the Eagle sisters
    And ugly as can be
    Which is why I’m a member of
    The crap Labour Par-tee.

    Beside Harriet, Margaret, or Hazel,
    Or Emily, Patricia, or Sally
    I look a bit of an all-right bird
    In a badly lit downtown alley.

    People often talk of my intellect
    And how it’s sadly poor.
    But with good looks like mine you know,
    They open any door.

  43. 43
    French hacks says:

    He’s entitled to a private life and we wouldn’t dream of
    questioning Hollande.
    Despite the fact that it reveals him to be a lying, cheating
    bastard who allows his women to live off the French state.

  44. 44

    Beautifully put.

    She has actually been the Minister of State for Pensions and Ageing Society, a delightfully Bolshevik sounding title which meant she could rest her hand on the back of the front bench.

  45. 45
    C.O.Jones says:

    At least we can thank the unions for placing Ed Miliband in power. It’s one of the few good things they have done for this country.

  46. 46
    Mr Potato Head says:

    As the actress said to the President.

  47. 47
    Come on Out Godfrey! says:

    They all are really! The HoC is meant to be the best we have! Utter shower of shits. Millibean seems to produce too much saliva once he gets going he really is most ill equipped speaker possible. He truly is Cameron’s best hope, if Labour had someone like Healey or Wilson he’d have been toast long ago.

  48. 48
    Wes says:

    He’s been briefed to use 250’000 as it sounds bigger than a quarter of a million

  49. 49
    Mistress B says:

    Oooh mon cherie
    Vous as discovered mon secret.
    Nous inhait le garrett sur de Towel Eyeful sur Macredi.
    Mon Anglais est merde, tres awfulment, but-ow you say- mon titties est tres desirable.

  50. 50
    Desmond Morris says:

    Nah. She’s a jerk. That contrived and empty gesturing is the kind of stuff that people do when they know they have a couple of weaker mates handly to ‘pull them back’ before a playground scrap get serious.

  51. 51
    +1 says:

    Agreed, a regular supply of mirth and incompetence.

  52. 52
    The Labour Party says:

    We shut down most of the public toilets during the ‘boom’ years.

  53. 53
    The British Public says:

    There are no Tory shires. Nor are there any Labour seats or LibDem strongholds. Those days are over.

  54. 54
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    There you go again – exaggerating the figures!

  55. 55
    Inches says:

    But not his cock size

  56. 56
    Man who can lipread says:

    She has observed that one of the gentlemen on the Front bench has developed an erection after studying details of L’affaire Hollande on his i-pad. She is enquiring of her colleague as to exactly what it is, what it is used for and how one can acquire one.

  57. 57
    La France Profonde says:

    Why pay for a whore when the public can pick up the tab

  58. 58
    Ed Milibiscuit says:

    It’ll be two and a half lakh next

  59. 59
    The Libor party says:

  60. 60
    *yawn* says:

    So which is it? 250,000 or a quarter of a million?

  61. 61
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    I despise both Cameron and Milliband, but fair do’s, Cameron wiped the floor with him today, and the Tories were basically laughing and taking the piss out of Milliband !!

  62. 62
    Somewhat offpissed. says:

    In millimetres?

  63. 63
    I hate socialists. says:

    You have got to be joking.

  64. 64
    The Lizzud Returns says:

    That video is genius.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Did you see Austin Mitchell and his wife on that documentary holed up on a council estate holding a dinner party with chums whilst trying not to look too uncomfortable with the local proles. Champagne socialist with a mean streak.

  66. 66
    Ed the Eunuch says:

    His crap strategist said 1/4 million sounds more than 250,000. But as per usual, Ed Milliblunder is confused.


  67. 67
    Just Saying says:

    I think he meant to say that 250,000 Romanians and Bulgarians will come to Britain this year.

  68. 68
    Paranoid Wilson says:

    Totally agree. Now where is that spy in my house wanting to kill me.

  69. 69
    nick says:

    PMs questions should be renamed to “Labours Latest Stupidity”.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    I thought she was her new piece of “rug”.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Allo je suis le President de la Republique .

    Voulez vous coucher avec mon plonqueur ??

  72. 72
    broderick crawford says:

    The MilliAcquatic saliva output reminds me of any and all Arsene Wenger interviews on Match of the Day over the last 14 odd years.

    But at least he has achieved many great triumphs in his
    professional life ….

  73. 73
    broderick crawford says:

    To my local Labour run library today to get four pages photocopied .

    Three state of the art brand new machines one on each floor .

    1) being used by someone copying around 500 pages

    2) Vacant , functioning and could be used on a pay as you go basis but volunteer manning desk not allowed to take money

    3) Vacant and functioning but reliant on insertion of ONLY 10 p coins absolutely no other denomination allowed. Library out of change so could not change a one pound coin for 10 pees. AND ANYWAY….. thus machine only takes the ” old type ” 10 p coin . No explanation as to what these were but presumably the old two bob coin dropped circa 1973 at decimalisation .

    Ended up going to Londis convenience store .

  74. 74
    broderick crawford says:

    oohhh i don t know so much

    there s none so blind as an electorate who refuse to see the errors of recent history .

  75. 75
    broderick crawford says:

    Did nt realise you could still get a pencil sharpener for 2p

    Is it a Poundland Christmas discount line ?

  76. 76
    Al Zimmers Campbell & New Dementia Party says:

    Hi jacking Energy Firms policy, Stalinist Housing/Land policy, Mug the Middle Class tax hike policy, No to Europe policy, Soft on immigration policy, keep voters dumb education policy, pick on pensioners policy, plus endless other bullshit ideas like renationalisation.

    I think Labour will not win a majority in the next election but will be in a coalition. Lalalala parp! My sausages are mouldy!


  77. 77
    Ed Balls says:

    He was right the first time. It’s quarter of a million, not 250,000.

  78. 78
    Al Zimmers Campbell & New Dementia Party says:

    That should be No To European Referendum policy! Where did I hide the gin?

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Economics 101 by Balls but ballsed up by ed.

  80. 80
    Poor Bloody Taxpayer says:

    It doesn’t really matter. One million, one billion, a trillion. It is only other people’s money and there is plenty more where that came from.

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