January 15th, 2014

Tory MPs’ Verdict on Craig Oliver’s Fireworks PowerPoint

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Another classic Alan Partridge moment from Craig Oliver last night, reading out his media CV to Tory MPs before giving them a PowerPoint presentation on the year ahead that used fireworks transitions. “I had the third best slot on Radio Norwich”, or something like that.

One MP in attendance complains to Guido that “he didn’t understand his audience that’s for sure”, who were expecting at least a discussion on the massive elephant in the room, Europe. Cue an awkward reception, which another attendee says was only briefly halted by laughing when Alistair Burt’s name came on annunciator even though he was in the room.

As Guido revealed in the Sun over the weekend, in a PowerPoint to ministers Craig told them this year is about “show and tell”. He reckons the Tories have won the key arguments and voters agreed that things were on the up, so now the Government needs to spend the next year connecting with voters on an emotional level. One observer described the new strategy as “touchy feely time.”


65 Comments

  1. 1
    BOB coCROWch says:

    SHAMELESS SHAMPAIN SOSHIALIST.

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  2. 3
    Randy Marsh says:

    ‘Touchy feely..?

    I thought Mongcock was on bail..?

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    • 15
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Lord Rennard is vindicated :-)

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      • 26
        Dr Faustus says:

        I notice the LibDems have appointed a “pastoral care officer” to manage the torrent of complaints to the Party about touchy feelies.

        How do these bastards find the time to do any governing? Oh, I see…

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  3. 4
    The great bore of two decades says:

    PowerPoint. Waste of time for the work who authors it and waste of time for the victims who have to suffer it.

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  4. 5
  5. 6
    Freddie Lee says:

    Re “Tories have won the key arguments”

    Not on printing uncapped ICT work visas for masses of Indian nationals to keep swarming in they have not…

    Not on the “aid” budget they have not

    etc

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  6. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Seems like a nice boy.

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  7. 14
    
    

    ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

    Land of Dope and Tory, Labour, BИP,
    How shall we steamroll thee and set our people free?
    Wider still and wider, our EU binds be set!
    Nigel, make us mighty, make us mightier yet!
    Nigel, make us mighty, make us mightier yet!

    LibDems not worth their handle, Neither is the case,
    They give away the bennies, help Indies into space!
    UKIP is the answer, help to cut our debt;
    Nigel, make us mighty, make us mightier yet!
    Nigel, make us mighty, make us mightier yet!

    ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

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  8. 19
    Ah! Monika says:

    If you’re going to fuck the whole of France without an outcome you will need over 60 million condoms

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  9. 24
    Ah! Monika says:

    BBC has a £2billion black hole.

    Not much Left now then.

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  10. 27
    Arthur says:

    Cameron has done enough touchy-feely stuff – time for action although I won’t be holding my breath.

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  11. 35
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    With 90% of the top dole claiming constituencies represented by The Labour Party they should be renamed The Layabout Party :-)

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  12. 37
    Labour hypocrisy knows no bounds says:

    Limit RBS bonuses, Labour urges

    Labour, which let RBS bonuses balloon and gave Fred Goodwin a knighthood.

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  13. 41
    UKIP, the only solution says:

    Touchy feely?

    Close hands around the throat of a selected liblabcon politician and squeeze firmly.

    Now thats a touchy feely I could get behind.

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  14. 42
    The ONS says:

    In the great scheme of things someone somewhere must have PowerPointed and presented his porn stash by accident.

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  15. 43
    Fuckwit Watch says:

    Craig Oliver – ex BBC and raised in Scotland.

    Nuff said about this fuckwit!

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  16. 52
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

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  17. 62
    FFS says:

    Am I still banned for making a possibly libellous comment?

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  18. 65
    Blooming Godfrey says:

    He needs to watch this.

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