January 15th, 2014

LibDems Won’t Discipline Rennard

Cathy Newman reports that the LibDems are to take no disciplinary action against Lord Rennard. Worth remembering what Clegg had to say following the Rennard Report last summer:

“It makes sobering reading. It shows that stretching over a 20-year period a series of mistakes were made which left a number of women feeling seriously let down and for that there is absolutely no excuse whatsoever.

The report also shows that the individuals who dealt with their complaints had the right motives, but there weren’t the right processes in place to support the women who’d come forward. And as leader of the Liberal Democrats I take responsibility for that.”

And yet he is doing absolutely nothing about it…

All our Rennard stories can be found hereThe old perv still hasn’t sued Guido for calling him a corrupt sex pest.


Party president Tim Farron has called on Rennard to apologise. If you’re a LibDem you can harass women again and again and it’s fine so long as you say sorry.


  1. 1
    LibDems Do Like to Fiddle says:

    Glegg is a shite of the first order roll on GE 2015 so we can get rid of the turd.

  2. 2
    Lord Randy says:

    I’m gonna continue to smack my bitches up!

  3. 3
    Thrill Seeker says:

    Won’t he even get a little spanking?

  4. 4
    LB says:

    Saville – nothing
    Renard – nothing
    Handicock – nothing

    Spot the pattern.

    Who next? Vince perhaps.

  5. 5
    Randy Marsh says:

    Discipline him..? I thought ‘men’ like Rennard liked a bit of discipline. .?

  6. 6
    truth is deaigned by hey hoe baa says:

    must be truth in there.

  7. 7
    Mike Hancock says:

    Hello little girl. Would you like one of my sweeties?

  8. 8
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Nick Clegg is to sexual harassment as Owen Jones is to reasoned debate and Miliband is to Maths.

    Instead of a dunce cap, perhaps Bojo is right in describing Clegg as a Dutch cap.

  9. 9
    Dave Lee Groomer says:

    Hey, smashing logo!

  10. 10
    Vince says:

    I don’t even remember Cyril Smith

  11. 11
    Duty Pedant says:

    Hello little girl. Would you like one of my sweeties to wank we off ?

    – Corrected for you, as per claims in the civil case…

  12. 12
    Ken Barlow says:

    He must have sent Nick an autographed selfie to keep in quiet.

  13. 13
    The scales of Justice seem a little out of calibration says:

    And DLT is before a judge and Jury in the crown court for jiggling a Beeboidess’s tits?

  14. 14
    Irritable Sod says:

    What a surprise. Not.

    Next will be that Portsmouth chap being exonerated as well.

    Hope the decision loses the Lib Dems a lot of female votes in next election. It should do.

  15. 15
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    Surely Clog is an “enabler” wheras little Owen is a “disabler”

  16. 16
    Dave Lee Travesty says:

    Shocking behaviour!

  17. 17
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  18. 18
    mama do little says:

    is the BIG mama within reach?

  19. 19
    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    I don’t remember Vince Cable

  20. 20
    Igas Fracking corp Whitney Oxfordshire says:

    He probably threatend to blow the whistle on some of the other Lib dem arse bandits

  21. 21
    Nemesis says:

    The real nasty thing about the Lib Dems is that they are in power and bending the government after receining only a minimum of votes. It will be even worse after the next election if this scraggy little party holds the balance of power. They are not fit to run a brothel let alone a government.

  22. 22
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    This is a very serious crime. its the same as rape. And when Ken Clarke said it wasn’t we managed to get him removed from his position.

    Even thinking about jiggling fun bags is a rape crime.

  23. 23
    Nick Clegg says:

    Sexual abuse of women is a core Liberal Democrat value, along with supporting green taxes and massive immigration.

    That’s why we’re so popular.

  24. 24
    Ed Sillyband says:

    I’m going to put a cap on Dutch caps.

  25. 25
    he's vile says:

    He should move to France.
    They don’t appear to care how their
    representatives behave.

  26. 26
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Then why don’t these women go to the police? If someone can make a complaint 48 years after the event then what’s stopping this lot?

  27. 27
    temple says:

    doomed we all are.
    look busy christ’s mother is coming, for the second time.

  28. 28
    nell says:

    Doesn’t look as if he needs to go that far – the libdems don’t care how their representatives behave either obviously.

  29. 29
    agreed says:

    Don’t like the podgy bastard get away with it.

  30. 30

    The Great Northern Hotel Peterborough isn’t the same without a touch of Rennard…. and Peter Boizot…

  31. 31
    Nick Clegg says:

    I am going to be in permanent government. Even with only 9% of the vote my party will forever be in government.

    In fact, seeing how UKIP will get around 20% of the vote, and maybe have one MP, maybe its time we keep really quiet about proportional representation in the future

  32. 32
    The only good MP is a dead MP says:

    I couldn’t agree more. 92% of the electorate wouldn’t vote LibDem, and yet they’re running the country – on behalf of their unelected masters in Brussels.

    Perhaps the Iranian government would like to send a delegation over to the UK to explain how democracy is supposed to work, because the useless c*nts in Westminster would appear to have forgotten.

  33. 33
    Dave Lee Travesty says:

    It was a joke!. She was reading the news! i GRABBED HER KNOCKERS TO SEE IF SHE’D SQUEAL LIVE ON AIR! FFS!

  34. 34
    health and safety says:

    the press is global.
    big gap in the market.

    for a fart, simpson. all the general folks are now aware.
    the nominated head is full of platitudes. very limited as the VIP.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Forty years ago.


  36. 36
  37. 37
    Lard Everard says:

    Hear, hear !

  38. 38
    General Pinochet says:

    Back in Chile….in the good old days, no one ever complained about sexual harassment…..any witnesses usually mysteriously ‘disappeared’ long before any trial! Come to think if it, we hardly bothered with trials………………

    Viva la revolution…….Viva UKIP!

  39. 39
    Ed Moribund says:

    Have you seen the price of white goods? Gone up a lot since 2010, possibly.
    I’m going to freeze the deepfreezers.

  40. 40
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Has ‘e got a big knob or something? Ugly tw*t !

  41. 41
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Nice one Cyril, nice one son :)

  42. 42
    Donkeyman says:

    A little bit of competition I see.

  43. 43
    The Libor party says:

  44. 44
    Nigel Mirage says:

    I’m fed up of all this rain.

    Want better weather ? Vote UKIP !

  45. 45
    Come and get it girls says:

    I’m sitting with my legs apart
    So you can see my Willy
    You’re welcome to sit on my lap
    If you’re a tasty filly.

    Whatever you want you just need to ask
    There is no need to beg
    If people find out, it matters not
    Cos my bestest blind friend is Clegg.

  46. 46
    Today's top rated joke on Sickipedia says:

    Dedicated to Rennard

    I was teaching my science class about the female anatomy:

    “This is the vagina. This is the clitoris, and this is the anus. Any questions?”

    “Yes,” said one of the pupils, “Can I put my knickers back on now?”

  47. 47
    Ippikin says:

    You wouldn’t believe it if Jeffrey Archer had written it.
    Talk about rank hypocrasy!

  48. 48
    Ippikin says:

    You wouldn’t believe it if Jeffrey Archer had written it.
    Talk about rank hypocrasy!

  49. 49
    More Sickipedia jokes says:

    Tonight should be funny, watching the scum of the earth on TV is always funny, especially when it makes Birmingham look bad.

    Then after the Aston Villa match, benefits street is on too.

  50. 50
    Displaced Brummie says:

    So, which party does Clegg think women members of the Lib Dems should join?

  51. 51
    Lord Wiki of Peedia says:

    In 2002 a tape-recording surfaced of Harold Wilson discussing the scandal and saying: “Look, I saw Jack Straw, he’s very worried if he were mentioned in this context, he thinks he’ll be finished.” This resulted in an inquiry by the BBC programme Newsnight into Jack Straw’s involvement in the Scott affair. According to the diary of Barbara Castle, Secretary of State for Social Security, Wilson had asked her to examine Norman Scott’s security file to see if it contained any indications that he was working as part of a conspiracy against Thorpe. Straw – at that time working as a political advisor for Castle – informed her that when he went to examine Scott’s file, it was missing.

    The journalist Barrie Penrose has alleged that Straw subsequently leaked information from the file to the media. Straw remained silent on that matter, but denied the accusation by Joe Haines that Wilson asked him to read the files for information that could be used to smear Thorpe. At the time, the general view, promoted in particular by Private Eye, was that Wilson was using his position and influence to help and protect Thorpe and not to smear him.

    In a BBC2 documentary on 16 March 2006, Penrose revealed that he pursued or stumbled on the murder allegations in the course of following leads from Harold Wilson, who wanted to prompt an investigation into the role of security services in destabilising his government. The documentary suggested that Wilson’s original perception and intention were to help rather than undermine Thorpe, and repeated an unsupported claim that he was also an intended victim of a right-wing plot by a rogue element in MI5

  52. 52
    More Sickipedia jokes says:

    When muslim parents have to use the, “Open wide, here comes the airplane!” technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?

  53. 53
    Ippikin says:

    And Mark Oaten and Mike Handcock and Chris Huhne and the whole bloody lot of them right back to the pervert in North Devon and his gog-shooting instincts.

  54. 54
    ro to wee iel alla says:

    the world is circula.

    a to u.
    alla to ullu.

    lulu leads to marks.
    marks leads to spencer.
    spencer is and does leads to chaos.

    no chaos no diffusion.
    ÇÃRRÎÈ is scary.

  55. 55
    Nick Clegg was probably abused at school himself... says:

    They do believe in equality. Sexual abuse of men is just as prevalent, but the pro gay media agenda is concealing that at the moment.

  56. 56
    Nick Robinson says:

    Oh you gonna take me home tonight
    Oh down beside that red fire light
    Oh you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

    Hey I was just a skinny lad
    Never knew no good from bad
    But I knew love before I left my nursery
    Left alone with big fat Fanny
    She was such a naughty nanny
    Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

    Hey hey!

    I’ve been singing with my band
    Across the water, across the land
    I’ve seen every blue eyed floozy on the way (hey)
    But their beauty and their style
    Went kind of smooth after a while
    Take me to them naughty ladies every time


    Oh, won’t you take me home tonight?
    Oh, down beside your red fire light
    Oh, and you give it all you got
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

    Hey, listen here
    Now I got mortgages and homes
    And I got stiffness in the bones
    Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
    Oh, but I still get my pleasure
    Still get my greatest treasure
    Heap big woman you done made a big man of me (now get this)

    Oh (I know), you gonna take me home tonight (please)
    Oh, down beside that red fire light
    Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
    Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

    Get on your bikes and ride

    Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them fat bottomed girls
    Fat bottomed girls, yeah, yeah, yeah,
    All right
    Ride ‘em cowboy
    Fat bottomed girls
    Yes, yes, right.

  57. 57
    Wearing Jazz Aftershave? He must be Guilty. says:

  58. 58

    What does that make a woman who is still prepared to vote for the Liberal Democrats?

  59. 59
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

  60. 60
    Jimmy S says:

    Hey! I apologise too. Be a good fellow and dig me up.

  61. 61
    Los Blops says:

  62. 62
    Adolph says:

    Ok, maybe I got a little too excited. I’m sorry.

  63. 63
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Nothing to see here, no oddly overpromoted young ladies now happily finished up as Lib Dem MPs.

    Oh no siree.

  64. 64
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Jazz with an ‘a’? Makes a change from the odour in his studio booth I suppose.

  65. 65
    Easily pleased says:

    He he

  66. 66
    Silly Sally B13COW says:

    Jazz ? I prefer Jizz

  67. 67
    Nick Clegg says:

    He will suffer thirty lashes by the LibDem whip which Simon Hughes keeps under his bed.

  68. 68
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Listen the noble Lord Rennard is innocent, just like what I am. Boaz.


  69. 69
    Who's fridge is it anyway ? says:

    There could be an argument made that the Lib Dem women actually welcome the attention and go with it because it is within their liberal beliefs. The few bad apples that complained were perhaps looking for personal gain and aren’t really liberal, so should shut up and leave the party.

    Then there is the argument that the above is all bollocks and the guy is just a filthy pervert who in any other walk of life would be doing hard time on a sex offenders wing by now.

    Doesn’t look very good as at best it would appear that Clegg is trying to shore up and gain support among perhaps the most morally corrupt in the country. But they would be the purest liberals.

  70. 70
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Liberal ?

  71. 71
    Bilda Berger says:


  72. 72
    Nick Clegg and Vince Cable says:

    We have never heard of Mike Handycock and certainly do not read the Guardian.


  73. 73
    Benny Hill says:

    And I was hounded off the telly almost thirty years ago for doing in jest (and being slapped for my trouble!) what these pervy low-lifes do in earnest, apparently with impunity.

    You explain this one to me– please do.

  74. 74
    Princess says:

    And that is not all the pervert did to me. Dirty B*stard.

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    This is typical of the Lib Dems.

  76. 76
    Simon Hughes says:

    I am ready to take over the Liberal Democrat Party and clear out perverted scum like Rennard, Handycock and all the others.


  77. 77
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    Vote Ukip and all you get is brewer’s droop…

  78. 78
    Jabba Le Chat says:

  79. 79
    Cyril Smith and Jeremy Thorpe says:

    What about us? Boaz.

  80. 80
    Rhubarb says:

    Tell them they don’t need to bring any cranes with them as we have quite few spare ones here which would do the job admirably.

  81. 81
  82. 82
    General Pinochet says:

    Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, “Buffalo come.”The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, “Wow, that’s amazing! How did you figure that out?”Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, “Ear sticky!”

  83. 83
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Never heard of the bloke.

  84. 84
    Rhubarb says:

    A woman?

  85. 85
    Rhubarb says:

    If you don’t have to go to work you can pass the time filling in postal voting forms.

  86. 86

    I see that the answer to my question came in the subject matter of the next thread.

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Who the fuck is this BOAZ what does it mean?

  88. 88
    greenpixie says:

    Politicians don’t you just love them for their supreme arrogance and blindness to the glaringly obvious. I was once told that politici9ans/MPs are like bananas, in that they start off green but gradually become yellow and bent. I can now add that when they reach the Lords they turn black and rotten.

  89. 89
    Psyche the Dog says:

    “LibDems Won’t Discipline Rennard” it’s like Cast Iron Dave giving the misbehaviour of his honorable members his full backing, maybe he did not know what they were getting up to, if not why not?

  90. 90
    You've been black-balled says:

    Boaz, husband of Ruth of biblical fame, was the father of Obed, who sired Jesse, who sired a scrawny shepherd boy who later became King David, father of Solomon, alleged founder of the Freemasons, Knights Templar and the Illuminati.

    Hancock is a Freemason, so is Rennard. That’s why they keep getting away with fraud, theft and sexual assault.

  91. 91
    Mike hands off cocks on socks says:

    You make me feel sexy xxx

  92. 92
    Crap4 news are a bunch of hypocrites says:

    Crap4 & Bore4 will find themselves neck deep in their own Brown’s shit! Hypocritical scum.

  93. 93
    nick says:

    What did we expect ? A fat HofL perv and Nick “no guts” Clegg. Goodbye LibDems.

  94. 94
    A View From Cumbria says:

    Party President Tim Farron supports Lord Rennard completely – he and his side kicks in Westmorland are still using posters with the imprint “printed and promoted by C. Rennard”.

  95. 95
    Jim says:

    They should rename the limp dumbs the fat bastard party.

  96. 96
    broderick crawford says:

    You may possibly get rid of Clegg but he ll just be replaced Cable gliding his LibDems over to Labour as part of the new Coalition .

  97. 97
    broderick crawford says:

    Actually those two are reasonably hot totty …. makes a change from the usual common or garden political skank .

  98. 98
    broderick crawford says:


    …but in the words of Frank Ifield Jeremy

    ” i remember yooo- hoo”

  99. 99
    UK Fred says:

    Only from Miss Whiplash or her disciples.

  100. 100

    Carry on Groping!

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