According to Paris Match, this photo purports to show François Hollande, Julie Gayet and Valérie Trierweiler, all together, in October 2011:
Menage a trois!
Labour candidate Clive Lewis tells the Staggers:
“I mean, in the multiverse there’s still three universes in a hundred where there’s a Green MP in Norwich, so anything could happen. I could be caught with my pants down behind a goat with Ed Miliband at the other end – well, hopefully that won’t happen.”