January 15th, 2014

Hogan Howe Twitter Webchat at Noon
Send Your Questions to #AskMetBoss

Guido’s readers might be interested to know that Met Police chief commissioner Bernard Hogan Howe is answering questions in a Twitter webchat at noon. If anyone wants to ask him anything, he can be reached at #AskMetBoss



  1. 1
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Honey trap ?

  2. 2
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Dear Mr H-H.

    Are you still living at the marital home?


  3. 3
    Hamish Macbeth says:

    I am sure @Ohwinsagain will be upto mischief

  4. 5
    Fish says:

    Mr H-H,

    Why is Caroline Flint so thick?

    Can you also tell me why she finds it impossible to STFU?

    • 7
      Cynic2 says:

      Shes actually a robot ….a Fem Bot gone wrong

    • 8
      Bernie HH says:

      Not my problem chummy – now move along before I nick you.

      • 10
        Copper says:

        We’ll nick you now and I will make your day a living hell, cause you’ll be in that cell all day. What I’ll probably do is I will ask for you to be remanded in custody and I will put you before the magistrate…. and they’ll be like, what a t** you’ve been.

        You’re lucky that I didn’t knock you out.

      • 18
        Anonymous says:

        Gissa job Bern !!!!…….please !!!!!!!!!

  5. 9
    Lord Flashheart says:

    I said to her, “am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?” Woof!

  6. 11
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Dear Bernie,

    Where’s my fucking compo?



  7. 13
    Hollande says:

    Has he gone Dutch?

  8. 14
    Displaced Brummie says:

    How’s the missus? How’s whose missus?

  9. 15
    AJC says:

    How many pairs of shies does H-H own?

  10. 16
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Did you throw that gun over there?

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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”

Alexrod says:

It’s money innit.

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