January 15th, 2014

Hogan Howe Twitter Webchat at Noon
Send Your Questions to #AskMetBoss

Guido’s readers might be interested to know that Met Police chief commissioner Bernard Hogan Howe is answering questions in a Twitter webchat at noon. If anyone wants to ask him anything, he can be reached at #AskMetBoss



  1. 1
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Honey trap ?

  2. 2
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Dear Mr H-H.

    Are you still living at the marital home?


  3. 3
    Hamish Macbeth says:

    I am sure @Ohwinsagain will be upto mischief

  4. 5
    Fish says:

    Mr H-H,

    Why is Caroline Flint so thick?

    Can you also tell me why she finds it impossible to STFU?

    • 7
      Cynic2 says:

      Shes actually a robot ….a Fem Bot gone wrong

    • 8
      Bernie HH says:

      Not my problem chummy – now move along before I nick you.

      • 10
        Copper says:

        We’ll nick you now and I will make your day a living hell, cause you’ll be in that cell all day. What I’ll probably do is I will ask for you to be remanded in custody and I will put you before the magistrate…. and they’ll be like, what a t** you’ve been.

        You’re lucky that I didn’t knock you out.

      • 18
        Anonymous says:

        Gissa job Bern !!!!…….please !!!!!!!!!

  5. 9
    Lord Flashheart says:

    I said to her, “am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?” Woof!

  6. 11
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Dear Bernie,

    Where’s my fucking compo?



  7. 13
    Hollande says:

    Has he gone Dutch?

  8. 14
    Displaced Brummie says:

    How’s the missus? How’s whose missus?

  9. 15
    AJC says:

    How many pairs of shies does H-H own?

  10. 16
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Did you throw that gun over there?

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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