January 15th, 2014

Hogan Howe Twitter Webchat at Noon
Send Your Questions to #AskMetBoss

Guido’s readers might be interested to know that Met Police chief commissioner Bernard Hogan Howe is answering questions in a Twitter webchat at noon. If anyone wants to ask him anything, he can be reached at #AskMetBoss



  1. 1
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Honey trap ?


  2. 2
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Dear Mr H-H.

    Are you still living at the marital home?



  3. 3
    Hamish Macbeth says:

    I am sure @Ohwinsagain will be upto mischief


  4. 5
    Fish says:

    Mr H-H,

    Why is Caroline Flint so thick?

    Can you also tell me why she finds it impossible to STFU?


    • 7
      Cynic2 says:

      Shes actually a robot ….a Fem Bot gone wrong


    • 8
      Bernie HH says:

      Not my problem chummy – now move along before I nick you.


      • 10
        Copper says:

        We’ll nick you now and I will make your day a living hell, cause you’ll be in that cell all day. What I’ll probably do is I will ask for you to be remanded in custody and I will put you before the magistrate…. and they’ll be like, what a t** you’ve been.

        You’re lucky that I didn’t knock you out.


      • 18
        Anonymous says:

        Gissa job Bern !!!!…….please !!!!!!!!!


  5. 9
    Lord Flashheart says:

    I said to her, “am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?” Woof!


  6. 11
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Dear Bernie,

    Where’s my fucking compo?




  7. 13
    Hollande says:

    Has he gone Dutch?


  8. 14
    Displaced Brummie says:

    How’s the missus? How’s whose missus?


  9. 15
    AJC says:

    How many pairs of shies does H-H own?


  10. 16
    ron Vibbentrop says:

    Did you throw that gun over there?


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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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