January 13th, 2014

Yeo Could Face Legal Challenge for Overt Campaigning

Despite party rules stating that he is not meant to be overtly campaigning, Tim Yeo is fighting hard for his political survival in Suffolk. The trougher even sent members Christmas cards for the first time in a decade and has become uncharacteristically active in his previously neglected seat. Neighbouring MP Dan Poulter is helping to boost support locally, “they’re golf buddies” notes another MP dryly.

If Yeo should win the crunch vote, a legal challenge has been prepared by local Tories desperate to be rid of him. In 1983 Yeo comfortably survived an attempt to oust him as the candidate after a company he chaired was investigated by the London Stock Exchange over a share scandal, this time it might be time to sell shares in Tim Yeo. Local party elders suggest the fall out, division, and defections will be greater if the great greedy green survives the vote.


  1. 1
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Keep digging Yeo

  2. 2
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  3. 3
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Then lie down in the hole – leave the rest to your local association.

  4. 4
    Lord Stansted says:

    UKIP will win and that goes for Poulter’s seat too.

  5. 5
    Rickytshirt says:

    The photo was taken when the scoundrel was digging a further extension to his trough. He hopes that when it is complete it will rival the Grand Canyon.

  6. 6
    jdseanjd says:

    Time to Go Yeo.

    Trougher Tim is on the rim,
    & going down the gurgler.

    Do everyone a favour & take a headfirst dive off one of your poxy bird killer windmills. You’ll be in no danger of getting electrocuted. :)

  7. 7
    I hope Blair dies of 40 cancers says:

  8. 8
  9. 9
    LabourNutter says:

    Maybe he could get Len McCluskey to help him out.

  10. 10
    Or do they only do that for necklace men? says:

    I hope Prince Charles and David Cameron have made the journey to pay their respects.

  11. 11

    Its time to string the old trougher up on one of the rotors of his own useless wind turbines!

  12. 12
    Michelle Yeoh says:

    Family’s always embarrassing, no?

  13. 13
    Member of the European Empire says:


  14. 14
    John Bellingham says:

    Dimbleby and Question Time Live from Gaza on Thursday?

  15. 15
    Diane Abbott Erases her Bad says:

    ABBOTT has now removed all traces of her controversial “Mark Duggan inquest verdict Public Meeting” which she had organised to take place in the HoC this evening. Gone from her website and gone from her Twitter account.

    Totally gone without trace, not even a message to say cancelled.

  16. 16
    Not a libertarian says:

    ” “they’re golf buddies” notes another MP dryly. ”

    Makes a difference from them being fuck buddies in the Tory party!

  17. 17
  18. 18
    Member of the European Empire says:

    It’ll hopefully be his grave soon.

  19. 19
    Ma­qbo­ul says:

    Did someone tell her Mark Duggan wasn’t black?

  20. 20
    tn02 says:

    Well Dimbleby does qualify for dual nationality.

  21. 21
    Andy Burythem says:

    Please don’t strangle me

  22. 22
    Mr Mackintosh says:

    Perhaps Murray should get back to drinking and leave the sex pestery to his mate Assange. At least Sharon was fighting the right people unlike Blair who was just using the Army to promote his bank balance.

  23. 23
    Captain schettino says:

    Losers welcome on my ship of fools

  24. 24
    Jasmin Beckett says:

    I cried when I heard that a Palestinian had died. But then I found out he was an Is/raeli so he deserved to die along with all the C4 producers.

  25. 25
    With apologies to Bush says:

    “Hi Yeo,

    time to go”

  26. 26
    Elysee Palace Chicks says:

    How does Hollande do it? Pulling the BIRDS.

    He has enough on his plate without stuffing another. My, burning his wick at both ends will only lead to the lights going out.

    Being The President means time and energy is for the Republic not extra non essential activities.

    Perhaps it is essential!

  27. 27
    Mr Mackey says:

    A UKIP or possible Labour voter being homophobic…..what a shock.

  28. 28
    Member of the European Empire says:

    Not Quite

    Miss Use(less) of Parlianent says:
    January 13, 2014 at 10:15 am
    Mark Duggan inquest verdict – public meeting tonight – 6.30pm bit.ly/1lI1klV—
    Diane Abbott MP (@HackneyAbbott) January 13, 2014

    Copy/ paste bit.ly

  29. 29
    A Right Fucking Bastard says:

    Any lawyers here?

    Can’t somebody get a fucking mandatory injunction to have this obnoxious fucking sack of shit stapled to a windmill by his fucking scrotum?

  30. 30
    I hope Blair dies of 40 cancers says:

    Bear in mind it was an Is*aeli court in 1982 that declared Sharon was guilty of war crimes and recommended that he never holds public office again, which wasn’t a binding recommendation unfortunately. It wasn’t Palestinians, it wasn’t lefties, it was an Is*aeli court.

  31. 31
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Sorry O/T but bloody hilarious

    Guido’s ‘Seen Elsewhere’ – http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/exclusive-mps-splash-out-250000-of-public-money-on-vanity-portraits-9056130.html


    Labour Left-wingers Diane Abbott, the MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington, Dennis Skinner and Tony Benn each sat for portraits, at a cost to the public purse of £11,750, £2,180 and £2,000 respectively.

    Do portrait artists now charge by the Litre?

  32. 32
    Yo yo Tim Cashing says:

    I am the unacceptable face of troughing bastard MPs.

  33. 33
    A Right Fucking Bastard says:

    All that shagging is all right for now, but what’s he going to do once he loses his looks?

  34. 34
    Uncle Bulgaria says:

    I say steady on. No need for that sort of language. In the New Tory party we call them ‘single male and companion all rights sacredly enshrined’

  35. 35
    The Tory party says:

    Even we are sick of this trougher. Just think how low you have to go for a political party to think a moneygrubbing self interester has gone too far.

  36. 36
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    Be fair. Diane uses five times the paint of the other two skinnys

  37. 37
    Nark Dugged-In 6 Feet under says:

    I thought the kray$ said being good to yer mum was the only thing that counted.

  38. 38
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    Odd character Sharon. One of those no mercy generals. A bit like Patton, much better off their dying in battle.

  39. 39
    French Maid says:

    He never changes his shoes. Maybe takes them OFF For a shower. Bidet, no. he has the Roast beef way of wiping with paper.

  40. 40
    Michael Brown says:

    OOOOOh you are awful but I like you

  41. 41
  42. 42
    Member of the European Empire says:

  43. 43
    Michael Brown says:

    All MPs across the spectrum fro Yeo to Benn,Skinner and Abbot are just thieving scumbags thats why we are in the deep shyte.

  44. 44
    FFS says:

    He’s screwed the whole of France. Why focus on these two bints?

  45. 45
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    It took ages to get the freshly slain unicorn into the picture I bet.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Money, Power, Big dick(best to ask).

    Socialist French girls are succors.


  47. 47
  48. 48
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    If my dog looked like that, I would shave it’s arse and teach it to walk backwards.

  49. 49


  50. 50
    Paniagua V5 says:

    * Thumbs Air *

  51. 51
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says says:

    I wonder if Lammy will be there tonight,he didnt turn up to the Vigil for Blessed Mark whereas Abbot did,Lammy is after the Labour nomination for the London Mayor so he wants to keep London whiteys onside.

  52. 52
    Jerry Attrick says:

    Blooody hell. You could use that portrait of fattbot to frighten children.

  53. 53
    Call me Dave, A total utter failure says:

    This is exactly the kind of depraved filth that I want blocked *quietly bookmarks link*

  54. 54

    Is this a spoof ? It must be!

  55. 55
    The Presidents Security says:

    We had now issued a diktat to all “on duty body guards” to carry around several packages of prophylactics and had over and witness the presidency modesty is protected.

  56. 56
    Hole in one says:

    I disagree, Poulter is by far the best golfer.

  57. 57
    Eric Pickles says:

    Someone bring me pizza please.

  58. 58
    William *traitor cunt* Hague says:

    Dyingin battle is what we make the little people do if they don’t agree to the EU.

  59. 59
    FFS says:

    Holy cow, that painting of Abbott is even uglier than the real thing.

  60. 60
    FFS says:

    I see she has her antenna fitted in that picture.

  61. 61
    Rhubarb says:

    … never a suicide bomber around when you need one…. not even 10 year old females.

  62. 62
    .Must be a bad joke says:

  63. 63
    Arthur says:

    Even funnier – one of the arttists commissioned is Jonathan Yeo the son of -you guessed it – the old trougher himself.

  64. 64
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says says:

    Abbot is at least 20kg heavier!

  65. 65
    Prof Chris Turney (floating somewhere on an iceberg in the Southern Ocean) says:

    And mine!

  66. 66

    Rich and Mark are the people to use!


    It might even cause the politicians to think again about having a portrait done at all…

  67. 67
    Ma­qbo­ul says:

    Look at him astride a black hoe !

  68. 68
    Ma­qbo­ul says:

    I’m sorry…. I meant back hoe.

  69. 69
    Mind Bleach Please says:

    Did she pose naked?

  70. 70
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says says:

    The Black Penny Mordaunt must have a Cnut like a bucket

  71. 71
    Rhubarb says:

    Do they like a nibble on the niblick?

  72. 72
    Lenny Henry with a mop on his head? says:

  73. 73
    625 Lines says:

    Is that her political Antenna?

  74. 74
    Reminds me of this. says:

  75. 75
  76. 76
    Was the artist pissed? says:

    But it doesn’t look anything like her. Even the black is off white.

  77. 77
    Rhubarb says:

    ..Di used the same guy who did Dorian Gray’s likeness.

  78. 78
    Anon. says:

  79. 79
    Hollande's Doctor says:

    We have asked Hollande to avoid sitting astride a scooter prior to copulation. Strained pelvic musculature injuries are likely to occur.

    All Elysee motor bikers are now to be issued with impermeable all in one suites in case of unforeseen impregnation of foreign fluids and STDs.

  80. 80
    Belly Flop says:

    Maybe that’s why she failed the audition for SPLASH?

    When airing the pilot series the producers found that viewers were just not tuning in.

  81. 81
    Michael Jackson says:

    Yes indeed.


  82. 82
    Rhubarb says:

    He’ll be in competition with the Hippo.

    Things look very black for Londoners?

  83. 83
    Don't do as I do, do as I say says:

    “Documents arising from the case show that Mr Scargill, a fierce opponent of Margaret Thatcher, tried to use her “right-to-buy” legislation for council tenants when he made an application in 1993 to buy the Barbican flat at a discounted price.”


  84. 84
    Golly! says:

    I think the artist has got the ears all wrong!

  85. 85


  86. 86
    Diane Abbot says:

  87. 87

    AH ! Scargill started off with a small house and a big Union finished up with a large house and a small Union and a huge pension.

  88. 88
    Confused of Acne says:

    I thought the London Whale was a stockbroker.

  89. 89
    Public Viewing says:

    Where are they going to hang her?

  90. 90

    More gross waste of taxpayers’ money on that fucking bastard Camoron’s watch.

    Why doesn’t the weak gay loving cnut stop all sor of nonsense?

  91. 91
    Ma­qbo­ul says:

    I hope they’re protesting in their own time i.e. after work.

  92. 92
    Ugly Bitch Watch says:

    Who says the Neanderthals died out?

  93. 93
    Golly! says:

    Was that picture taken when she said Afro Carribean mothers would go to the wall for their boys?

  94. 94
    Andy Burnham, taking the piss says:

    Anyone fancy a drink ?

  95. 95
    AJC says:

    That’s a big back scratcher.

  96. 96
    Jasmin Beckett-Sharon says:

    L’chaim. I cried when I heard about the Palestinians. I wish they were all dead.

  97. 97
    Alex Salmonella says:

    Never mind all this bollux.

    The English Treasury, under the admirable leadership of Dave, are going to honour all the £1.4 TRILLION U.K. Debt. Yippee !!!!!

    We will get off scot free. Ha Ha Ha !!

    Thank you God. Thank you Dave — give us a kiss — well perhaps not, we don’t know which gay’s arse you’ve licked today, do we now?

  98. 98
    Julie Gayet says:

    Francois angles noticeably to the left

  99. 99
    bergen says:

    I think it is essential for a French President. Chirac, Mitterand, Giscard were all at it in office.

    Go back in time and you’ll find the strange fate of President Felix Faure- heart failure on the job in a basement of the Elysee Palace with his misress. Perhaps it’s a constitutional duty.

  100. 100
    N.D.Thal says:

    Do you mind? She’s far too fuggly to be one of ours.

  101. 101
    Warren Peace says:

    The only deserving recipient. Thatcher. Abbott reminds me of Medusa, my blood certainly ran cold when I looked at it, though thankfully I have not yet tuned to stone. And one day we will hopefully be afforded the opportunity to burn them all to ashes.

  102. 102
    Call me Dave, A total utter failure says:

    Alex no problem Old chap. Play your cards right and i’ll include you in the £11bn foreign aid splurge.

    I can see the headlines now ‘Scotland sends deep fried Mars bar to the moon’


  103. 103
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    I say you jolly chaps! . . . windmills are the future! Just pause and consider the benefits.


  104. 104
    A Woman of Culour, innit, says:

    Dat am jus like de whitey trash to notice dat am gone!

  105. 105
    Francois Hollande says:

    The only angle I have is slightly forward. No bloke has seen it and all the girls can’t help themselves.

    I am The Delight to French women.

  106. 106
    Arthur says:

    Bett Boothroyd worthy as well.

  107. 107
    Berlusconi says:

    you must come and stay at my holiday villa.
    You have a healthy man lust me.

  108. 108
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Got anymore Koolaid?

  109. 109
    Albert Pierrepoint II says:

    Can’t find a lamp post that’s strong enough. Might work if we drew, quartered and then hanged the fat cow. All those guts spread over Parliament Square would stink a bit though.

  110. 110
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    UKIP are going to put a rocket up Dave’s posterior in May. Might get the cnut into low earth orbit with a bit of luck

  111. 111
    non taxable pikey says:

    As long as the Tw&t burns up on re-entry.

  112. 112
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I commend the bastard terrorist to hell – where it appears to have frozen over.

  113. 113
    I hate socialists. says:

    Sharon was a courageous leader of the Israeli people and was in charge
    when the country really needed him.

  114. 114
    Rightwinggit says:

    Here are some of the twats who support it on its website;

    Cheryl Gillan MP

    George Osborne MP, Chancellor of the Exchequer

    Michael Gove MP, Secretary of State for Education

    Adam Afriyie MP

    Sir Tony Baldry, MP for Banbury

    Crispin Blunt MP

    Dan Poulter MP

    Peter Aldous MP

    Therese Coffey MP

    David Ruffley MP

    Ben Gummer MP

    Matthew Hancock MP

    David Amess MP

    Oliver Letwin MP

    Damian Green MP

    Jonathan Djanogly MP

    Robert Halfon, MP for Harlow

    Sir Edward Garnier QC MP

    Have I left any off?

    Vote UKIP.

  115. 115
    broderick crawford says:

    The Boys Of Wexford
    R. D. Joyce
    In comes the captain’s daughter, the captain of the Yeos,
    Saying, “Brave United man, we’ll ne’er again be foes.
    A thousand pounds I’ll give you, and fly from home with thee
    And dress myself in man’s attire, and fight for liberty!”
    We are the boys of Wexford, who fought with heart and hand
    To burst in twain the galling chain, and free our native land!

  116. 116
    broderick crawford says:

    stryptomycin ….. if it was good enough to cure the social diseases of French troops in WW2 ……..

  117. 117
    broderick crawford says:

    Are you the “Julie” who advertises her services as :

    ” Elysee … Flat 2b … first turning .. second floor … …knock once for passing trade .. twice if prior booking … thrice for Presidential VIP Service “.

  118. 118
    broderick crawford says:

    … via Robben Island .

  119. 119
    broderick crawford says:

    ehii schettino !!

    wennahh you gonnah removah your pilahh junk still blockinah de view on island of giglio ?? issa bin morah dann a year now !!

    iffah nobody legal wantsah de jobbah denn call in la cosa nostra.

    dey get rid for you and do good job for right wonga ….. no ??

  120. 120
    broderick crawford says:

    High ‘Gella

    Time to find new fella….

  121. 121
    broderick crawford says:

    Bliar looks embalmed . Clark looks as though the boys have bin round . Maggie looks like she s standing below the statue of her mother . And Diane ….. oh my God …. least said soonest mended.

    The only one head and shoulders above all the rest is Betty Boothroyd . What a GILF !!.. Breeding will out .. she was a Tiller Girl I recall Phwoarr !!

  122. 122
    General Pinochet says:

    Enough to put the willies up Rolph Harris!

  123. 123
    broderick crawford says:

    I believe Golly , thst is known in the jargon as


  124. 124
    broderick crawford says:



  125. 125
    broderick crawford says:

    Rancid flower water for me please Andy .

  126. 126
    nick says:

    Abbott? Don’t show it to the kids. What a complete waste of money to paint that.

  127. 127
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Tim Yeo is probably the most pious MP I have ever come across. I wrote to him some years ago to air my views about MP’s pensions, amongst other things. His reply was patronising and indifferent.

    He deserves everything he gets.

  128. 128
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Surprise, surprise!

    Scargill. Don’t do as I do, do as I say.

  129. 129
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    And where is it now?

  130. 130
    Anonymous says:


    I burn the candle at both ends, it gives a lovely light
    but oh my foes and ah my friends, it will not last the night.

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