January 13th, 2014

Yeo Could Face Legal Challenge for Overt Campaigning

Despite party rules stating that he is not meant to be overtly campaigning, Tim Yeo is fighting hard for his political survival in Suffolk. The trougher even sent members Christmas cards for the first time in a decade and has become uncharacteristically active in his previously neglected seat. Neighbouring MP Dan Poulter is helping to boost support locally, “they’re golf buddies” notes another MP dryly.

If Yeo should win the crunch vote, a legal challenge has been prepared by local Tories desperate to be rid of him. In 1983 Yeo comfortably survived an attempt to oust him as the candidate after a company he chaired was investigated by the London Stock Exchange over a share scandal, this time it might be time to sell shares in Tim Yeo. Local party elders suggest the fall out, division, and defections will be greater if the great greedy green survives the vote.


  1. 1
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    Keep digging Yeo


    • 3
      Wake up & vote UKIP says:

      Then lie down in the hole – leave the rest to your local association.


      • 9
        LabourNutter says:

        Maybe he could get Len McCluskey to help him out.


      • 67
        Ma­qbo­ul says:

        Look at him astride a black hoe !


      • 68
        Ma­qbo­ul says:

        I’m sorry…. I meant back hoe.


        • 114
          Rightwinggit says:

          Here are some of the twats who support it on its website;

          Cheryl Gillan MP

          George Osborne MP, Chancellor of the Exchequer

          Michael Gove MP, Secretary of State for Education

          Adam Afriyie MP

          Sir Tony Baldry, MP for Banbury

          Crispin Blunt MP

          Dan Poulter MP

          Peter Aldous MP

          Therese Coffey MP

          David Ruffley MP

          Ben Gummer MP

          Matthew Hancock MP

          David Amess MP

          Oliver Letwin MP

          Damian Green MP

          Jonathan Djanogly MP

          Robert Halfon, MP for Harlow

          Sir Edward Garnier QC MP

          Have I left any off?

          Vote UKIP.


          • broderick crawford says:

            The Boys Of Wexford
            R. D. Joyce
            In comes the captain’s daughter, the captain of the Yeos,
            Saying, “Brave United man, we’ll ne’er again be foes.
            A thousand pounds I’ll give you, and fly from home with thee
            And dress myself in man’s attire, and fight for liberty!”
            We are the boys of Wexford, who fought with heart and hand
            To burst in twain the galling chain, and free our native land!


    • 11
      CYNICAL OLD GIT says:

      Its time to string the old trougher up on one of the rotors of his own useless wind turbines!


      • 29
        A Right Fucking Bastard says:

        Any lawyers here?

        Can’t somebody get a fucking mandatory injunction to have this obnoxious fucking sack of shit stapled to a windmill by his fucking scrotum?


  2. 2
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls


    • 21
      Andy Burythem says:

      Please don’t strangle me


    • 26
      Elysee Palace Chicks says:

      How does Hollande do it? Pulling the BIRDS.

      He has enough on his plate without stuffing another. My, burning his wick at both ends will only lead to the lights going out.

      Being The President means time and energy is for the Republic not extra non essential activities.

      Perhaps it is essential!


      • 33
        A Right Fucking Bastard says:

        All that shagging is all right for now, but what’s he going to do once he loses his looks?


      • 39
        French Maid says:

        He never changes his shoes. Maybe takes them OFF For a shower. Bidet, no. he has the Roast beef way of wiping with paper.


      • 44
        FFS says:

        He’s screwed the whole of France. Why focus on these two bints?


        • 55
          The Presidents Security says:

          We had now issued a diktat to all “on duty body guards” to carry around several packages of prophylactics and had over and witness the presidency modesty is protected.


      • 79
        Hollande's Doctor says:

        We have asked Hollande to avoid sitting astride a scooter prior to copulation. Strained pelvic musculature injuries are likely to occur.

        All Elysee motor bikers are now to be issued with impermeable all in one suites in case of unforeseen impregnation of foreign fluids and STDs.


        • 116
          broderick crawford says:

          stryptomycin ….. if it was good enough to cure the social diseases of French troops in WW2 ……..


      • 98
        Julie Gayet says:

        Francois angles noticeably to the left


        • 105
          Francois Hollande says:

          The only angle I have is slightly forward. No bloke has seen it and all the girls can’t help themselves.

          I am The Delight to French women.


        • 117
          broderick crawford says:

          Are you the “Julie” who advertises her services as :

          ” Elysee … Flat 2b … first turning .. second floor … …knock once for passing trade .. twice if prior booking … thrice for Presidential VIP Service “.


      • 99
        bergen says:

        I think it is essential for a French President. Chirac, Mitterand, Giscard were all at it in office.

        Go back in time and you’ll find the strange fate of President Felix Faure- heart failure on the job in a basement of the Elysee Palace with his misress. Perhaps it’s a constitutional duty.


      • 130
        Anonymous says:


        I burn the candle at both ends, it gives a lovely light
        but oh my foes and ah my friends, it will not last the night.


  3. 4
    Lord Stansted says:

    UKIP will win and that goes for Poulter’s seat too.


  4. 5
    Rickytshirt says:

    The photo was taken when the scoundrel was digging a further extension to his trough. He hopes that when it is complete it will rival the Grand Canyon.


  5. 6
    jdseanjd says:

    Time to Go Yeo.

    Trougher Tim is on the rim,
    & going down the gurgler.

    Do everyone a favour & take a headfirst dive off one of your poxy bird killer windmills. You’ll be in no danger of getting electrocuted. :)


  6. 7
    I hope Blair dies of 40 cancers says:


    • 10
      Or do they only do that for necklace men? says:

      I hope Prince Charles and David Cameron have made the journey to pay their respects.


    • 22
      Mr Mackintosh says:

      Perhaps Murray should get back to drinking and leave the sex pestery to his mate Assange. At least Sharon was fighting the right people unlike Blair who was just using the Army to promote his bank balance.


      • 30
        I hope Blair dies of 40 cancers says:

        Bear in mind it was an Is*aeli court in 1982 that declared Sharon was guilty of war crimes and recommended that he never holds public office again, which wasn’t a binding recommendation unfortunately. It wasn’t Palestinians, it wasn’t lefties, it was an Is*aeli court.


        • 38
          Bill Quango MP/5 says:

          Odd character Sharon. One of those no mercy generals. A bit like Patton, much better off their dying in battle.


          • William *traitor cunt* Hague says:

            Dyingin battle is what we make the little people do if they don’t agree to the EU.


        • 113
          I hate socialists. says:

          Sharon was a courageous leader of the Israeli people and was in charge
          when the country really needed him.


    • 112
      Blowing Whistles says:

      I commend the bastard terrorist to hell – where it appears to have frozen over.


  7. 12
    Michelle Yeoh says:

    Family’s always embarrassing, no?


  8. 13
    Member of the European Empire says:



  9. 15
    Diane Abbott Erases her Bad says:

    ABBOTT has now removed all traces of her controversial “Mark Duggan inquest verdict Public Meeting” which she had organised to take place in the HoC this evening. Gone from her website and gone from her Twitter account.

    Totally gone without trace, not even a message to say cancelled.


  10. 16
    Not a libertarian says:

    ” “they’re golf buddies” notes another MP dryly. ”

    Makes a difference from them being fuck buddies in the Tory party!


    • 27
      Mr Mackey says:

      A UKIP or possible Labour voter being homophobic…..what a shock.


    • 34
      Uncle Bulgaria says:

      I say steady on. No need for that sort of language. In the New Tory party we call them ‘single male and companion all rights sacredly enshrined’
      Or SMACARSE.


    • 40
      Michael Brown says:

      OOOOOh you are awful but I like you


      • 119
        broderick crawford says:

        ehii schettino !!

        wennahh you gonnah removah your pilahh junk still blockinah de view on island of giglio ?? issa bin morah dann a year now !!

        iffah nobody legal wantsah de jobbah denn call in la cosa nostra.

        dey get rid for you and do good job for right wonga ….. no ??


  11. 23
    Captain schettino says:

    Losers welcome on my ship of fools


  12. 25
    With apologies to Bush says:

    “Hi Yeo,

    time to go”


  13. 31
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Sorry O/T but bloody hilarious

    Guido’s ‘Seen Elsewhere’ – http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/exclusive-mps-splash-out-250000-of-public-money-on-vanity-portraits-9056130.html


    Labour Left-wingers Diane Abbott, the MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington, Dennis Skinner and Tony Benn each sat for portraits, at a cost to the public purse of £11,750, £2,180 and £2,000 respectively.

    Do portrait artists now charge by the Litre?


  14. 32
    Yo yo Tim Cashing says:

    I am the unacceptable face of troughing bastard MPs.


    • 35
      The Tory party says:

      Even we are sick of this trougher. Just think how low you have to go for a political party to think a moneygrubbing self interester has gone too far.


  15. 37
    Nark Dugged-In 6 Feet under says:

    I thought the kray$ said being good to yer mum was the only thing that counted.


  16. 43
    Michael Brown says:

    All MPs across the spectrum fro Yeo to Benn,Skinner and Abbot are just thieving scumbags thats why we are in the deep shyte.


  17. 51
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says says:

    I wonder if Lammy will be there tonight,he didnt turn up to the Vigil for Blessed Mark whereas Abbot did,Lammy is after the Labour nomination for the London Mayor so he wants to keep London whiteys onside.


  18. 57
    Eric Pickles says:

    Someone bring me pizza please.


  19. 62
    .Must be a bad joke says:


  20. 75
  21. 83
    Don't do as I do, do as I say says:

    “Documents arising from the case show that Mr Scargill, a fierce opponent of Margaret Thatcher, tried to use her “right-to-buy” legislation for council tenants when he made an application in 1993 to buy the Barbican flat at a discounted price.”



    • 87
      CYNICAL OLD GIT says:

      AH ! Scargill started off with a small house and a big Union finished up with a large house and a small Union and a huge pension.


    • 128
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Surprise, surprise!

      Scargill. Don’t do as I do, do as I say.


  22. 94
    Andy Burnham, taking the piss says:

    Anyone fancy a drink ?


  23. 95
    AJC says:

    That’s a big back scratcher.


  24. 97
    Alex Salmonella says:

    Never mind all this bollux.

    The English Treasury, under the admirable leadership of Dave, are going to honour all the £1.4 TRILLION U.K. Debt. Yippee !!!!!

    We will get off scot free. Ha Ha Ha !!

    Thank you God. Thank you Dave — give us a kiss — well perhaps not, we don’t know which gay’s arse you’ve licked today, do we now?


    • 102
      Call me Dave, A total utter failure says:

      Alex no problem Old chap. Play your cards right and i’ll include you in the £11bn foreign aid splurge.

      I can see the headlines now ‘Scotland sends deep fried Mars bar to the moon’



  25. 126
    nick says:

    Abbott? Don’t show it to the kids. What a complete waste of money to paint that.


  26. 127
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Tim Yeo is probably the most pious MP I have ever come across. I wrote to him some years ago to air my views about MP’s pensions, amongst other things. His reply was patronising and indifferent.

    He deserves everything he gets.


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