January 13th, 2014

WATCH: Grand Mufti-Diver Sex Tape


202 Comments

  1. 1
    3rd wife says:

    is a virgin

  2. 2
    Honour amongst says:

    Did the one who was being sucked off behind a Birmingham mosque the other day quit too?

  3. 3
    Mark Duggan RIP (Rot in piss) says:

    Well, to be fair, he’s only following his prophet’s example. Mo fucked his own daughter in law – yes, his son’s wife – and when caught, he said god spoke to him and commanded him to have sex with his daughter in law. His family, being simpletons, and the locals, also being simpletons, believed him. And muslims today, all being fucktarded simpletons, believe him. Inshallah.

  4. 4
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    He doesn’t even have a beard! What sort of Mufti is that?

  5. 5
    Sartorial Elegance says:

    At least she looks well groomed.

  6. 6
    MuffWatch says:

    No Mufftie too tuffty!

  7. 7
    Borat says:

    His First, second and third wives are my fifth, sixth and tenth mistresses. David Blunkett keep your plonker out of this.

  8. 8
    Indy Owen Jones and the Temple of Broom says:

  9. 9
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    Would you like to appear on all programs next week?

  10. 10
    DSK says:

    Have they been to Paris recently then I may have met them.

  11. 11
    A Maimed Badger says:

    so now we know where the saying ” Muf Diving ” came from

  12. 12
    C.ANAL Street says:

    Owen you left your Industrial lubricant in one of our bars last week, along with your poppers.

  13. 13
    Diane Abbott says:

    I’ve made a sex tape and if I’m not elected mayor of London I will release it.

  14. 14
    Grand Mufti Diver says:

    I will open a can of whoop ass on you Guido with a fatwa.

  15. 15
    Walter says:

    Nine year olds, dude.

  16. 16
    Frank Holland says:

    I never fucked my mistress as hard as I fucked my country.

  17. 17
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Taxi for Rakhmatulla-Hajji Egemberdiev.

    To dr1ve that is.

  18. 18
    The Real Working Class says:

    You’ll never really understand us Owen.

  19. 19
    Owen Jones says:

    The UK should give this poor soul sanctuary.

  20. 20
    Ed Moribund says:

    £11,500 for a portrait of Diane Abbott!
    Its a cost of painting crisis!

  21. 21
    Diane AbbongoBongott says:

    Who you calling fat?

  22. 22
    Ma­qbo­ul says:

    Kyrgystan, a little known place between Inner and Outer Labiastan.

  23. 23
    Jimmy says:

    It’s the biggest scandal to hit the country since a Countdown contestant asked for a vowel.

  24. 24
    Gordon Brown says:

    Quite !

  25. 25
    Ma­qbo­ul says:

    If you can’t drink ale, nor eat bacon sandwiches then there should be some compensations to being a muslim.

  26. 26
    Disgusted says:

    Diane has the painters in?

  27. 27
    Mr Whippy says:

    not even a Brazilian

  28. 28
    The Painters says:

    Please help us! It’s all dark, wet and smells of anchovy!

  29. 29
    Mhmmd says:

    Fshtchjhd!!

  30. 30
    oldboy says:

    They’ll be the ex Labour voters.

  31. 31
    Frank Hollande says:

    I took no vows.

  32. 32
  33. 33
    Bilda Berger says:

    To which he will of course say …

    “Sanctuary much.”

  34. 34
    john in cheshire says:

    The word depraved was invented for muslims

  35. 35
    Lateral Thought says:

    Now he is free, perhaps he can come and help with the fatwa’s on the UK’s obesity campaign.

  36. 36
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Religious leaders are just the politicians of the middle ages.

    Some are still stuck there and some are just hanging on in.

  37. 37
    Mark Duggan RIP (Rot in piss) says:

    6 year old.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    he’s my kind of mullah – good lad!

  39. 39
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Whatever next. I seem to remember that was a major policy of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

    I don’t recall if that little socialist experiment was a success or not.

  40. 40
    Ex Wheeltappers and Shunters Club says:

    Leave the it to the Pro’s

  41. 41
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says says:

    It shows how stupid UKIP voters are price controls on food no chance.

  42. 42
    Pork Sword says:

    If you can’t eat pork are you allowed to offer it.

  43. 43
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says says:

    God Abbott and a sex tape,fucking herself no doubt!

  44. 44
    Anonymous says:

    No danger of any punctuation, is there?

  45. 45
    My Big Fat Scrounger on Crap4 & Eternally repeated on Bore4 says:

    Oh yuck!

  46. 46

    It stands to reason that all religions want to increase their penetration.

  47. 47
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Wondering which passage Jack Dromey would be looking to wander up?

  48. 48
    Silent Majority says:

    +1

  49. 49
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Rome burns as the RC priests fiddle :)

  50. 50
    fed-up in britain says:

    dirty muzzie bastard.

  51. 51

    And a Clause 4 from the lower row please Carol.

    Are you inconstonant tonight BTW (last page refers)?

  52. 52
  53. 53
    Sir William Wayde says:

    There was an old person of Lyme
    Who married three wives at a time.
    When asked “Why the third?”
    He replied “One’s absurd;
    And bigamy, sir, is a crime.”

  54. 54
    72 virgins says:

    Not from our point of view there ain’t.

  55. 55
    FFS says:

    This is from a poll ten weeks ago that showed much of UKIPs support is now flowing from disaffected Labour voters that haven’t voted for years.

  56. 56

    The Last Juggernaut?

  57. 57
    Sir William Wayde says:

    He’s a mufti in mufti, you see.

  58. 58
    FFS says:

    He’s having a crisis of consonants

    (HT: Rich Hall)

  59. 59
  60. 60
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I’ll take two from her top and one from her bottom :-)

    http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/564842/Wankmeoff/

  61. 61
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says says:

    Eff off back to Bucharest via Pennywell!

  62. 62
    Darkie Donald says:

    Oi Guido, who gives a fuck who the r’agheads are fucking? Makes a change from northern chav teenage slags I suppose. Guido, we urge you to run a story about the portraits that the scum in Westminster are charging us for. Please, please, please go after the lump of useless thieving shit that is Diane Abbott for that horrendous picture she had done where she looks like Lenny Henry and charged us all £12K for it. Bring that fucking greedy cow down Mr Guido, please.

  63. 63
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    A fatwa on fat wankers :-)

  64. 64
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Why does it stand to reason?

    Why doesn’t it lie down to reason? :-)

  65. 65
    FFS says:

    oral sex is haraam.

  66. 66
    Anon. says:

    WTF!

    What’s going on? What’s standing behind Abbott?

    Should this be held in parliament,why should the tax payer foot the bill?

  67. 67

    Le president de la belle France
    He taxed like a tit in a trance.
    His demande went in
    But to his chagrin,
    He emerged without any sens.

  68. 68

    …or pants.

    But I could not make it rhyme.

  69. 69

    I try to chose my weapon with care. :-)

  70. 70
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    Were his wives over 5 years old?

  71. 71
    Anon. says:

    Owen is trying to cover for his #Benefitsstreet demo absence.
    #No£NoShow.

  72. 72
    Agenda says:

    Question one: was he a cùnt?

  73. 73
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    Yes but only to children. Mozzies just love their kids.

  74. 74
    Skeptical Voter says:

    If you’re gonna paint Diane Abbot, you’d need eleven and a half grand worth of paint.

    Oh, I see – it was for a PORTRAIT….

  75. 75

    Henry II was a good bloke.

    Just got some bad publicity.

  76. 76
    They're all the same says:

  77. 77
    Skeptical Voter says:

    Question two: why wasn’t he shot sooner?

  78. 78
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I thought that case had gone through the due process of law, do we now have to put up with kangaroo courts fronted by self-appointed publicity seekers and assorted shit stirrers.

  79. 79

    Didn’t recognise her for a moment on account of the fact that she has clothes on.

  80. 80
    a soon to be ex President says:

    Why isn’t he wearing a helmet ?

  81. 81
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Apparently the firm that paints the forth bridge were offered the job but they laughed and put the phone down :-)

  82. 82
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Why isn’t Tessa Jowell in that picture ?

  83. 83
    I did not vote for this EU muppet says:

    Britain is ‘emotional and misguided’ over immigration, says EU commissioner
    Senior EU figure says the lack of an influx from Romania and Bulgaria shows that arguments should be based on fact

    Telegraph

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/10568915/Britain-is-emotional-and-misguided-over-immigration-says-EU-commissioner.html#disqus_thread

  84. 84
    Parasite spotter says:

    We don’t give a fuck

  85. 85
    Fuck the EU says:

    No we are not.

  86. 86
    A flying seagull says:

    I have heard some bollocks in my time but 2014 promises to be a vintage year.

    If you go to Oldham Rochdale Burnley there are loads of empty houses going cheap.

    You won’t have to save up for 20 years to buy one of these.

    FFS !

  87. 87
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Calm down………. wrong city !

    Now wees keys are these keys?
    :)

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    I note the subtle change in the meetings agenda. Yesterday it was how can. Jury find this way to now … Simply discuss the outcome

    Well outcome is cop shoots and eliminates gun toting druggie as a result strengthening the gene pool.

  89. 89
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Is it wrong to celebrate the death of a gangster? :)

  90. 90
    How can you tell when a privately rented flat doubles as a knocking shop says:

    There was a very interesting RTA case in Southwark Cron Court this afternoon.

    When will they be getting together to talk about that ?

  91. 91
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    I love you all…. thank your for the mutual benefits :)

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Mullah rice?

  93. 93
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The Owens of this world believe that Russian communism failed because there wasn’t enough of it. when the Looting Party are postal-voted in in 2015 you’ll see what he’s getting at.

  94. 94
    Women only shortlists says:

    Obviously the b(l)ack passage.

  95. 95
    JH2303409329-3423 says:

    Discuss it all you want love, all they really want to do is stimulate another full-scale chimp-out so they can get more flatscreens, trainers and laptops.

    Unlikely in this cold weather I’m afraid.

  96. 96
    Oscar says:

    It MUST be ‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’ in reverse with Diane’s portrait.

  97. 97
    Koba says:

    Doesn’t something get cut off now?

  98. 98
  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    Want an utter Cnut . Failed in his arguments so imagines up a statistic. 13FUCKING YEARS YOU HAD TO DO THIS YOU KNOB

    what did you do fuckall is what you did. Oh and invent food banks

  100. 100
    Is-ray-al husbands, check that Tone hasn't done a wendi with your wives; he's in your area says:

    Nope.
    Preparation for when Blair et al shuffle off their mortal coils.

  101. 101
    Taffy says:

    In the Welsh version of Countdown on S4C, there are only consonants

  102. 102
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says says:

    No I had a few drinks in the Pennywell Inn on Saturday to celebrate the passing of Blessed Mark,no doubt the meeting will be about the campaign to canonise him.One thing for sure none of the 3 Sunderland MPs will b there they wouldnt dare.

  103. 103
    The Duke says:

    Well it’s unlikely to be anyone else is it?

  104. 104
    The Duke says:

    Question three: can we shoot a few more?

  105. 105
    Bilda Berger says:

    He used a full stop — give him that, at least.

  106. 106
    Benefits Treet says:

    Owen is best ignored, like one of those pointless little yapping dogs

  107. 107
    Bilda Berger says:

    Correct. Everyone else is fully praved, especially the British.

  108. 108
    Tom Cateswby. says:

    Not like a rip in a fur trappers hat.

  109. 109
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Notice the big container of liquidised food in front of Abbott.

  110. 110
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Know it well, off the Old Kent Road.

  111. 111
    Nothing to fear BUT fear itself says:

    They’re running scared…they are losing the argument and know that if the British people get a chance to vote we will exit the EU and bring the whole rotten house down arounf their heads…no more gravy train for the euro-elite

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    That surely is not diane abbott

    it s possibly lenny henry before he went on a diet and cut iff his dredlocks.

  113. 113
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Thank you aunty Carol.

  114. 114
    M102 says:

    +1000

    It looks like that bloke that is on HIGNFY sometimes with the dreads.

  115. 115
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    punctuation is a bourgeois affectation comrade the newonenation of socialism needs no punctuation

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    a mufti in …… “mufti” ????

  117. 117
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You’d need a triptych to do the subject justice.

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    sorry sir william .. bit late with that one … should have read all replies .

  119. 119
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Is that a member of the armed response unit behind Abbott?

  120. 120
    FFS says:

    Given that the cops were way too late and the fucker had reproduced 6 times it didn’t have much impact on the gene pool

  121. 121
    pork scratchings says:

    Goes to show that,

    a) Religionists love that which they publicly abhor.

    b) Same for socialists in regard to money.

  122. 122
    M102 says:

    Is it me or has she got a bigger chair than the others?

  123. 123
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Question four: can we start with Dianne?

  124. 124
    RetardEd says:

    Watch out for my cameo in Benefit Street tonight. Love to show my support for salt-of-the-earth Labour voters.

  125. 125
  126. 126
    M102 says:

    Reminds me of that old Mike Reid joke where he sees an Arab having his arm stitched back on after he won his appeal.

  127. 127
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We will be doing an in-depth coverage of this meeting, given its critical importance to the nation.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    yes and in welsh consonants is a word reduced to five letters with one vowel l and four …….consonants !

  129. 129
    Reginald D Hunter says:

    I will sue

  130. 130
    Mr Potato Head says:

    The number of UKIP people polled was 189.

    http://classonline.org.uk/docs/Class-YouGov_poll_results_28_October_2013.pdf

    In that poll more Tories voted for food price controls than UKIP.

  131. 131
    FFS says:

    I think that is one of Duggan’s “family”. That’s why Fatbot looks somewhat apprehensive.

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    I still say his dad was reputed to have ” run ” manchester in the old days but gweeds won t allow it …..???

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    she s on rancid arsehole neighbourhood watch patrol duty .

  134. 134
    bildaburger says:

    bilda burger is appetising.
    crunch, squash, chew.

  135. 135
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  136. 136
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Axee – I will raise you one – a fatwa on all fat cats.

  137. 137
    Nice salute to the crowd. The police would arrest anyone else says:

  138. 138
    Molly Coddle says:

    I nearly fell off my chair when I read this!!!
    The guy barely even criticises Lee Rigby’s scumbag killers

    BBC News – Armed forces imam: UK ‘not at war with Islam’

    This country needs more than a shake up, that’s for sure

  139. 139
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I wish that parliament burns – with all the kiddy fiddlers in it.

  140. 140
    Frankie says:

    Is that one of those communist far-left salutes?

  141. 141
    David Cameron says:

    Hug a hoodie.

  142. 142
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t forget that the aftermath of the riots – were a huge “fee fest” for the legal fraternity all courtesy of … you guessed it the fucking public purse.

    Where there’s blame there’s a spinless law firm creaming it in the claim background saying ‘but Mr guilty you’ve had the benefit of legal aid’ … Not of course saying of course our law firm have banked another pay day!

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    yeah …. but who the hell wants to live in rochdale oldham or burnley specifically in the areas where cheap housing abounds in all probability because of its concomitant manifestation of drugs , violence , burglary , robbery , intimidation , gang culture culture et al …… AND …. nothing remotely representing a half decent job.

  144. 144
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says says:

    I always thought that there was an unwritten rule in Westminster that MPs didnt try to represent contituents that wernt theres,do the Duggans live in Hackney and Shoreditch or Tottenham,Lammy clearly steering clear of this lot.

  145. 145
    Blowing Whistles says:

    p.s. at the last count (as I remember) the most prolific asbo offender gained their legal representatives 32 times a repeat fee!!!

    Litigation creation – its been their game. But don’t expect the msm to tell you that.

  146. 146
    Blowing Whistles says:

    That thing you said about ‘arguments should be based on fact’

    Tell the liblabcon, every past and present Minister, fucking al gore and all them deluded moneygrubbing scientists … oh and them unelected lying commie bastards in the EU.

  147. 147
    Anonymous says:

    Latest Guardian poll gives Libdems 14% – 4% ahead of UKIP. No comments allowed. I wonder why.

  148. 148
    Anonymous says:

    It’s the “benefits forever” salute.

  149. 149
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Must have been a Guardian poll taken in their tea room.

  150. 150

    French economic competence does not stick out a mile. In fact, with M Hollande, it barely sticks out two inches.

  151. 151
  152. 152
    FFS says:

    Question five: When are you jungle bunnies going to get the message?

  153. 153
    Ian Dury says:

    She thinks that she’s the catalyst that’ll spark the revolution.

  154. 154
    
        Magnificat anima mea Dominum,
        et exsultavit spiritus meus in Deo salvatore meo,
        quia respexit humilitatem ancillae suae.
        Ecce enim ex hoc beatam me dicent omnes generationes,
        quia fecit mihi magna,
        qui potens est,
        et sanctum nomen eius,
        et misericordia eius in progenies et progenies
        timentibus eum.
        Fecit potentiam in brachio suo,
        dispersit superbos mente cordis sui;
        deposuit potentes de sede
        et exaltavit humiles;
        esurientes implevit bonis
        et divites dimisit inanes.
        Suscepit Israel puerum suum,
        recordatus misericordiae,
        sicut locutus est ad patres nostros,
        Abraham et semini eius in saecula
    

    Sang this at Central Hall, Westminster c1964.

  155. 155
    Cosmetics Avon says:

    We have spray cosmetics available, at a price. No job too large or too difficult. Robotic controlled sprayers available.

  156. 156
    EU Accounts says:

    The fact is, the missing billions were stolen and the EU Commissioners are all responsible.

  157. 157
    Farmer Giles says:

    A crop sprayer could do the trick masking off where you don’t want the spray to hit.

  158. 158
    Podiceps says:

    Il y avait un fou président
    Qui dit, “Il me semble évident
         Que les impôts immenses
         Sont bons pour la France.”
    Mais les français pensaient autrement.

  159. 159
    Welsh Language Museum says:

    There are a lot less words in Welsh.

  160. 160

    Apologies. Missed out Gloria:

    
    
    Gloria Patri, et Filio,
    Et Spiritui Sancto.
    Sicut erat in principio
    et nunc, et semper
    et in saecula saeculorum.
    
    Amen
    
  161. 161

    The Welsh claim that their language is phonetic.

    It is not.

    The sound of y can approximate any sound you have ever heard of.

  162. 162

    My translator is telling me that coquette is a little cock, as might be found on a French president.

    I am so desperate that this should be right – but somehow, it seems too good to be true…

  163. 163
    FFS says:

    Well, this is a report in the Guardian and even they seem pretty convinced he was a nasty bit of work that simply had been caught red-handed yet. Lammy will know full well what this guy was about. God knows why Fatbot isn’t backing away from them. Maybe there are people in Labour that want to see the back of her and her embarrassing gob and have pushed her to get involved. She’s too stupid to see the mistake she’s making.

    http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2011/aug/08/mark-duggan-profile-tottenham-shooting

  164. 164
    Martin Luther (and am I fucking pissed off) says:

    Pope Francis baptises baby of unmarried couple in Sistine Chapel in Vatican.

    Ninety-Five Fucking Theses and we end up with this, FFS?

  165. 165
    Jack Ketch says:

    As a former South African Police Reservist, may I recommend hollow-point bullets?

  166. 166
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

  167. 167
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Specially made by Martin Baker. I wish.

  168. 168
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I prefer Henrik Freischlader playing Foxy Lady (Youtube).

  169. 169
    Paint Dianne Abbot in the Nude says:

    Looks like one of those clay reconstructions from an old skull found at the bottom of a stone age well.

  170. 170
    Eric Pickles food out of control says:

    But he spelt Ukip wrong.

  171. 171
    Jack the PIE eater says:

    Looking for the little boys room.

  172. 172
    Saint V53 of Tottenham. says:

    Oi, Fatbot, the outcome is that he’s dead.

  173. 173
    Bob says:

    It was only that expensive because it needed SO MUCH paint. That fat, greedy, grasping, hypocritical sow should be in jail.

  174. 174
    JH2303409329-3423 says:

    It’s the chimp-out rally call. Any minute now a spotlight will shine up on the clouds with a ‘throwing brick through JD Sports window’ icon.

  175. 175
    UKIP says:

    Well we are going for the white working class you spaz.

  176. 176
    Non taxable pikey says:

    A muck spreader would add texture.

  177. 177
    Where Did the Moscow Gold Go? says:

    Opinion is divided as to the success of the Soviet Experiment. If you mean did it bring peace, prosperity and the growth of humane relations between peoples then no. If on the other hand did it create the ideal conditions for a corrupt elite to rob the entire population and then get them keep on paying whilst a new class of super rich and political megalomaniacs took over then without doubt an outstanding success.

  178. 178
    MiniTruth says:

    Double plus good! More duckspeak!

  179. 179
    It's a fact says:

    Baptising babies to admit them to the Kingdom of God is nonsense anyway, married parents or not.

    Baptism in the NT is ALWAYS of a believer in Christ, a public declaration of allegiance to Him and a shunning of sin and evil.

    Babies cannot confess Christ, nor exercise faith.

    It’s a money making scam and a sick method of decieving people into thinking that a man in a dress can get you into heaven, whether you want to or not, by chanting mumbo-jumbo and sprinkling magic water. 200 quid please, ta very much.

  180. 180
    Displaced Brummie says:

    One ‘man’ and his twat hat.

  181. 181
    Rhubarb. says:

    How about:
    But to his chagrin
    he was caught – pas de chance!

  182. 182
    Rhubarb says:

    .. if we can find one big enough to hold her..

  183. 183
    Rhubarb says:

    Are you the ones with “returned unopened” on your graves?

  184. 184
    Oleg and other UK based billionaires. says:

    You really are putin the boot in, pal…

  185. 185
    Eenleesh, she is deefeecult to unnerstan. says:

    1. The man on the bus said Milipede was a twit.

    2. The man on the bus, said Milipede, was a twit.

  186. 186
    Afrocutter says:

    That was a very natty soup bowl Bliar had stuck to his head.

  187. 187
    Afrocutter says:

    … too busy preparing to slag off everyone on Sky’s press review.

  188. 188
    Afrocutter says:

    So HTF did he get a pass into the building?

  189. 189
    Afrocutter says:

    I think she is trying in vain to hail a London cabbie to stop and pick up a Hippo.

  190. 190
    Afrocutter says:

    Question six: When can we get an Empire Windrush arranged that is going in the opposite direction?

  191. 191
    Afrocutter says:

    These cheap as shit mansions are being advertised as THE place to live all over the middle and far east.

  192. 192
    Rhubarb says:

    Alors, quoi de neuf?

  193. 193
    Rhubarb says:

    … and then go home and have a hot bath with a few bottles of disinfectant in it.

  194. 194
    Rhubarb says:

    ‘UK not at war etc…”

    Maybe not, but the converse sure seems to be the case to me.

  195. 195
    Rhubarb says:

    or their coffee shop (if it is still open).

  196. 196
    Shekel counter says:

    Oi! You talking about my husband, pal?

  197. 197

    The Rhubarb has taken a stick to it. Bravo!

  198. 198

    My point was that Jowell was hidden by the sheer bulk.

  199. 199
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    And out thought by an amoeba you plum brained kn*b head.

  200. 200
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    Actually heard today that an Afghani has been given permanent leave to stay in the UK because he is an atheist, maybe he is following that bit of Shari’a that says its okay to lie to an infidel to get what you want. Just a thought.

  201. 201
    (Rarely) Dangerous Brian says:

    I actually appeared on Countdown, the word ARSEHOLED came up, but they didnt show it.

  202. 202
    CYNICAL OLD GIT says:

    BULLY FOR HIM ….WHO GIVES AFUCK


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