January 13th, 2014

Treasury Send Peace Offering to Europhiles

While most of the Tory party are hating the Foreign Office this morning for Hague’s native comments on Europe, look who popped by:

Well it is the job of the Treasury to be everywhere in Whitehall.


  1. 1
    Travis Perkins says:

    Osborne has always been fond of black pussy.

  2. 2

    Why won’t these so called eurosceptics all resign their seats and stand as UKIP candidates , or do their precious careers come before the interests of the people who elected them ?

  3. 3
    Ralph Miliband says:

    Good to see them concerned about the welfare of Treasury pussy.

  4. 4
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Or, do they put career before political conviction ?

  5. 5
    Diane Fatbott says:


  6. 6
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Daddy! Daddy! It’th another cat for you to kill!

    P-ETH: cotht of living cwithith.

  7. 7
    Gashwatch says:

    I do not want to see Gideon’s pussy on a Monday morning. Do you not have a pic of Penny’s?

  8. 8
    Tax Payer says:

    @ David Lidington MP

    Get back to work!

  9. 9
    Flying PIGS says:

    Regulators to ease bank rule to help economic recovery


    The Depression is officially over folks!

  10. 10
    Diane Arbus says:

    They couldn’t find a wide-angle lens wide enough.

  11. 11
    John Redwood says:

    John Redwood

  12. 12
    Able Seaman St'aines says:

    Penny’s pussy has been relocated to the Strathclyde docks

  13. 13
    Diane Abbott says:

    I was a conviction politician once!

    But then I sent my boy to a private schoo because I didn’t want him to become a gangster. My decison was a cultural thing as black mothers would go the the wall for their sons. Whiteys wouldn’t understand this.

  14. 14
    oh dear God says:

    The Foreign Office allows staff to carry cameras at work?

  15. 15
    Oh Dear says:

    Didn’t Broon do that, down one side of the hill now up the next hill, politicians and intelligence and memory does not compute.

  16. 16


  17. 17
    Mark Duggan, OG, Original Gangsta says:

    Me waz a well gud family man.

  18. 18
    Tokenism - It will all end in tears says:

    It would be obscured by the huge chip on her shoulder.

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    No dissention politics. Just like the EU.

    Fear any party, or person, that demands absolute loyalty always.

  20. 20
    Glock 'n' Spiel says:

    Dead men don’t wear plaid.

  21. 21
    The BBC, Guardian and the rest of the British Establishment says:

    A State funeral for St Mark!

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    But overcompensating for disasters is the politicians only strength.

  23. 23
    retardEd says:

    You would be convicted again if we had our way, you fat old fuckwit.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Fear any person who gives absolute loyalty always. When individuals are expendable in the eyes of the MP, then the individual voters will not be loyal to the MP.

    “You’re so vain” principle will mean no MP will understand the above.

  25. 25
    Fish says:

    And a peerage for his Aunt.

  26. 26
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants, Criminals & other Wasters. says:

    It’s time to begin assassinating the eu elite. We won’t get a referendum, we won’t escape the eu trap so the terrorism must begin.

  27. 27
    Duggan's Aunt says:

    No justice, no peas ?

  28. 28

    Mr Hague said that he had discussed with his European counterparts the need to give more power to national parliaments.

    They smiled at him…

  29. 29
    Jim says:

    It is only Police Officers that are not allowed to carry recording equipment with them whilst on Duty. It is a H&S issue.

  30. 30
    Herman Van Rompuy Pumpy says:


    Unfortunately, Herr Hague failed to hold his discussion in each of the 24 official languages so we were unable to officially understand what his quacking sounds meant.

  31. 31
    BBC Community Services Group (Cottage Division) says:

    Poor boy. All he ever wanted was to become a fireman.

    Such sweet eyes, too.

  32. 32
    FFS says:


  33. 33
    Long Walk to Beatification says:

    His personality lit up Tottenham, Croydon and Hackney.

  34. 34
    Jethro says:

    8 When did all this time-wasting (and therefore money-wasting) nonsense begin? Was it with St. Tone-the-Ineffable’s decree that all colleagues must have pagers?… and from pagers, they have been frog-marched to all this blogs’ntwitter’nface-book rubbish?
    Can you imagine Mr. Attlee sending droll notes to Ernie Bevin about a cat, or Mr. Harold Macmillan sending one to Sir Anthony Eden?
    If our elected Legislators now have so little to do – and so much time in which to do it – why are they paid at all, given that they have cheerfully handed over the actual business of legislating to unelected Foreigners?

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