January 10th, 2014

Labour Adviser ‘Likes’ Jew-Bashing

Meet Tess Lanning, Labour Business Policy Adviser since January last year. Tess’ vast realm of expertise is not limited to the world of business; it seems she is also an expert on international relations. Among her Facebook ‘likes’ is the friendly page “The Palestine you need to know”, which offers delightful pearls of wisdom on the Israel-Palestine conflict including how “Zionist Jews beg for money”, “own the media” and why “Israel will surely be eliminated”. Guido doubts a boycott is the business policy advice Ed looking for…


  1. 1
    Ed Balls touched me in my special place says:

    Fucking lunatic. Is she related to ‘Blowing Pizzles’..?


    • 3
      Female Blowing Whistles says:

      Does she write for Labour Uncut as well ?


      • 50
        Faceless Bureaucrat says:



      • 52
        Faceless Bureaucrat says:

        Does anyone have the new phone number for ‘Labour Friends of Israel’? The current one seems to have been disconnected…


      • 55
        hello is the puss and the ass is the father. says:

        hello is the puss and the ass is the father.

        i did say that.


      • 71
        FTFoff says:

        She happens to be ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. The Zioloons are a bunch of racists, land thieves and conmerchants. Everybody is fed up with their endless hypocritical whining. When are they going to pay reparations to the Palestinians they wronged?
        Zionism=hypocrisy turned into an artform


        • 90
          Blowing Willies says:



        • 105
          David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

          Racist Moron. If you took that your tongue out of that Muslim arse for a minute or two and studied some factual history then perhaps you’d see you are wrong as well as vile and hateful.


          • FTFoff says:

            How’s the weather in “your” racist colony, racist ZioLoon scumbag? Stolen any more Palestinian land lately? Yes you have: I hear your latest scummy method is to declare it a shooting range to evict people.


        • 157
          BonniePrinceCharlie says:

          When are they going to pay reparations? Probably the day after the PA and Hamas leadership apologises for murdering Israeli civilians. Or perhaps the day after they publicly denounce their avowed intention to eliminate the State of Israel and kill all Jews worldwide.

          And one wee point of correction. Israel did not steal any land. It captured land from Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon and Syria while fighting a war of defence in 1967 against those Arab countries who sought to destroy it. What’s more, it offered to hand back land in return for peace and security – and these Arab nations rejected it. Eventually Egypt signed a peace treaty and Israel handed back by agreement part of the Sinai Peninsula which it had captured. Jordan followed suit and officially handed security control of the West Bank to Israel with mutually agreed clearly defined territories for the Palestinians and Israelis. The treaties between Israel, Egypt and Jordan – all sovereign nations according to the United Nations – have not been breached by any of the parties involved.

          Check your history before you start parroting Palestinian propaganda.


          • David Ben Lyingon&on says:

            Israel’s first and most critical move was a surprise attack on the Egyptian Air Force. Initially, both Egypt and Israel announced that they had been attacked by the other country. [Israel lies here and attacks USS Liberty ]

            Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin acknowledged in a speech in 1982 that its war on Egypt in 1956 was a war of “choice” and that, “In June 1967 we again had a choice. The Egyptian army concentrations in the Sinai approaches do not prove that Nasser was really about to attack us. We must be honest with ourselves. We decided to attack him.”


      • 98
        Anon. says:

        Here’s something with the Liberals. Wonder if she compared notes with David Ward?



    • 40
      Non-exec says:

      What did people expect? Labour is increasingly anti-business with a new regulation, levy or tax proposal almost every day. They’re hardly going to appoint Lord Browne or Dyson.

      So they’re left to scrape the barrel of rejects and failures.


    • 42
      Blowing Whistles says:

      I have noted both of the comments in box 1 @ 3:18 and 3:20pm. And will be reading further with interest to see how blind and blinkered so many sheep are as to the difference between facts and opinions aka fictions. Black propaganda is black propaganda – nothing else.


    • 54
      gg says:

      It is obvious what is going on here


    • 57
      Reader says:

      She’s entitled to her opinion.

      I also have some views on the topic of the middle east. It is a cimplex situation. Knowing how complex leads me not to want to vote for a party which hires such a simpleton as a policy adviser – on this or any other topic .


    • 67
      Harri says:

      The lunatic looks like Owen Jones in a wig .. only not so feminine ;-)


    • 93
      Anonymous says:

      What a raving idiot. Can see why Milliband, that “finger on the pulse” politician, chose her. What a vote winner for Labour – well, amongst the three million muslims in Britain.


    • 102

      ‘She holds an MSc in Violence, Conflict and Development from the School of Oriental and African Studies.’

      does this illuminate the subject?


      • 151
        Omar Shamshoon says:

        What on earth does that have to do with business, unless she is advocating conflict and violence via the Unions?


  2. 2
    vile labour ruined my wife says:

    i’m no fan of some of the things Israel does, but to conflate it with that shite, is well, like the Tabloids to do Muslims every day.

    assume she will stand down.


  3. 4
    Tuscan Tony says:

    If Lord Mandelson, Luciana Berger and Ed Miliband ‘like’ the same page it’s probably OK.


  4. 5
    Newsfox says:

    Likes and follows really do not add up to much – certainly not a scandal.


    • 64

      Rightly so!

      If a brand new Jimmy Savile Appreciation Facebook page were to be set up, one should not worry about a like being recorded there either.


    • 79
      M­a­q­bo­ul says:

      Quite. She may have “liked” it by accident as you make “like” Big Black Hairy Cocks r Us pages.

      Or she may be showing off to her lefty mates that she cares ever so deeply about the plight of a bunch of ragheads in the sand who are being used as pawns by their Iranian controlled elite in the Great Game that is the Middle East.

      Or it’s a quick and easy bit of kudos on the lefty CV. You don’t need to understand what’s going on, just know that it’s an approved issue.


  5. 8

    Want a Palestine neighbour vote Labour innit.


  6. 9
    C.O.Jones says:

    Is th Labour Party moving towards anti semitism? If so, the public need to know and this is one way of getting the message across.


    • 13
      Jimmy says:

      Yes. It will be a cornerstone of Ed’s campaign. We were trying to keep it a secret but you righties are much too clever for us.


      • 15
        National Socialism is Socialism says:

        Back to basics ?


      • 16
        C.O.Jones says:

        Well, that’s a first then, something to write on his blank sheet of paper then. Not blank any more!


        • 21
          Jimmy says:

          The voters will have an excellent opportunity next year to prove they’re not anti-semites.


        • 22
          Adolph Miliband hated Britain and so does his mutant son says:

          And it only took three years!

          Will Ed actually write the ‘policy’ down, or just draw a swastika in red crayon?


          • C.O.Jones says:

            They do it on the quiet like placing Michael Howard’s image on a pig to ensure the right sector “get the message”. Its a disgusting practice.


          • Jimmy says:

            And of course it was only the “right sector” that read that into it. Funny that.


          • C.O.Jones says:

            It is a point of fact Jimmy, the Labour Party will resort to anything to get a vote. Even anti semitism. They are a disgrace and so are you if you try to defend it.


          • Jimmy says:

            Well obviously when it comes to racebaiting we are the party that springs to mind.

            You people really do live in your own little world.


          • C.O.Jones says:

            Oh, the race card now, nice change of subject. It is actually your little world Jimmy. Stereotypical leftie dribble.


          • FFS says:

            You only have to read the Guardian to see how much convenient anti-semitism is written in that rag since Labour became desparate to keep Muzzi voters on-side.

            Both they and the BBC are regularly criticised for it.


          • Anonymous says:

            Racism (and prejudice in general) is something that transcends party politics – no matter how much Jimmy and all the other liars try to claim that Tories are all full of hatred for other races, and Labour are inclusive, it’s just another smear.

            Anyone with half a brain knows it’s all bullshit, yet to hear Jimmy and his ilk go on, you’d think it was a fact – it isn’t.


    • 136
      FTFoff says:

      Yet more monumental Zionazi hypocrisy. ZioLoons hate the real Semites.


      • 147
        Moral equivalence says:

        Rubbish , you closet Anti-Semite


      • 153
        Oswald Mosely says:

        You Joo-haters make me absolutely sick. If it wasn’t for the Chosen we would would have no payday loan companies, no fixed-odds betting machines, no pawnbrokers, no pornographic magazine industry, no Ecstasy pills, no cash-for-gold, no cheapandnasty clothing chains and supermarkets, no minimum hours work contracts, no cash-for-honours and no Amstrad personal computers.
        There is not enough space to discuss the joys of fractional asset discounting of gold or no-win, no-fee legal services
        Anti-semitism is just bad manners–it is hating the Y!ds more than is absolutely necessary .


  7. 10
    WelshRacer says:

    blimy Joseph Goebbels lives.


    • 112
      Anonymous says:

      His policy certainly lives on in the political world;tell a lie often enough & people will believe it to be true.


  8. 11
    jake says:

    she probably liked the page when it posted something pro-palestine some time ago

    i like how the piece ‘accidentally’ conflates ‘liking’ the page with explicitly ‘liking’ the anti-semitic posts on it that may not have appeared on it at the time she liked it

    did you ask her? or have any evidence that she did? doesn’t look like it. usual tory press office blog shite


    • 34
      Jimmy says:

      Are you suggesting the blog’s normally rigorous journalistic standards may have slipped? Surely not.


    • 44
      Intellectual Pygmy says:

      You would have hoped that the message about being wary of social media would have got through to somebody as prominent in the public sphere. Not liking Facebook pages that say things like “Israel will surely be eliminated” for instance.


  9. 12
    surlyscot says:

    what a disgrace – she should be reported to the Race Relations Board – why does’nt she have a go at Muslims then?? too bloody scared that’s why!!
    is this ‘New Labour’ then – God help us.


    • 14
      Casual Observer 5 says:

      Would be interesting to see if that happens, especially since you cannot be rac!st towards a religion.

      The diaspora is real, but most of it are somewhat hostile to Z’ionists.


    • 45
      Intellectual Pygmy says:

      She likes Muslims because she is of the left.


      • 63
        Not too keen myself says:

        No one likes muslims, not even other muslims.

        That’s why they keep killing each other.


        • 66
          FFS says:

          Yeah, but Labour just LOVE Muzzie votes.

          25% of Labour’s vote come from Muzzies.


          • A foreigner in my own country, a stranger now in a strange land says:

            Sooner or later they are going to bloc-vote for their own party and we’ll end up with a packy PM.




          • CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

            25% of Labour’s vote may come from Muzzies, but only 10% of them actually vote – Postman Pat does the rest.


          • Cinna says:

            And they just can’t get enough!


          • Intellectual Pygmy says:

            Islamic Kingdom Independence Party!

            Can you imagine the dilemma that would cause the Guardianistas. Decades of defending Islam to be weighed against the fact that all your gay friends are having to leave the country because you chose the wrong side.


  10. 17
    Mark Worthless says:

    Come on Miliband, show some Balls (which my leader doesn’t have) and sack her. Failure to do so could mean you agree


  11. 18
    Ed Burke says:

    Wonder if that @tesslanning who used to work at the @IPPR?


  12. 19
    English for Beginners says:

    “Tess’ vast realm of expertise”



  13. 20
    House of Lords Watch says:

    The point is being made is that the referendum bill is redundant for many reasons, mainly as it relies on a particular general election outcome and attempts to constrain a future Parliament to do certain things.

    What is being missed.

    A strong turn out for UKIP @ GE, perhaps enough to get a majority and form a government, is all that would be needed in order to get a referendum.

    That would assume that UKIP stay true to their manifesto commitments, for which they have set no precedent not to.


  14. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Its ok to be racist when you are a member of the Labour Party because they are infallible.


    • 27
      Cardinal Bergoglio says:

      No that me


    • 76
      FTFoff says:

      The biggest racists are the ZioLoons, that’s why they wanted their own racist colony with a Goy underclass as servants.


      • 126
        2112 says:

        Well that would explain why they’re the most repressive nation in the Middle East, what with their treating women as second class citizens, their hatred of homosexuals, the beheadings, their stonings…
        Oh, hang on a moment.


        • 137
          FTFoff says:

          You missed out bulldozing of homes without compensation, Land theft, ethnic cleansing, and a plethora of all manner of crimes against humanity.


  15. 24
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Another worthless anti-semitic piece of crap


  16. 26
    Lord Levy Tonys bagman says:

    Shes a gonna oi vey.


  17. 28
    labour are hypocrites says:

    Knowing bitches like that she is also a likely holocaust denier. Which shows the level, mind you she is the sort that would likely want another pogrom.


  18. 29
    Blimey says:

    Did she write for “Der Sturmer” in a previous life?


  19. 33
    Susanne says:

    Labour – continuing a socialist tradition on the long march to the final solution.


  20. 38
    Osama's Gohost says:

    What a fine woman, Inshallah she will be offered a safe seat.
    Perhaps Shewik Milliband, pbuh will offer her the Foreign office job?


  21. 47
  22. 50
    Bojo, Mong of London says:

    The referendum debate is not a big debate… it’s a mass debate ! ** chortle **


  23. 53
    Rev. Chrys Meth says:

    I was a labour biz advisor too innit. Has anyone got any spare Ket or under aged boys? Meet me behind the Co-Op.


  24. 58
    Ariel Sharon's brain says:



  25. 60
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    These are the same people who think that the meltdown in Syria is none of our business yet cannot keep their noses out of Israel.


    • 131
      Intellectual Pygmy says:

      They wouldn’t piss on a Palestinian if he offered to wash the car for a quid. It is all about appearances and fitting in with the group. It is easy to like a Facebook page.


  26. 61
    Get on with it! says:

    Did Kinnock and Mandy declare their EU pensions and associated clauses before they spoke in the HoL today during the EU referendum debate?


    • 69
      Kinnochio should be soundly thrashed, and his bitch wife says:

      One of the best anti EEC speeches I’ve ever heard was by the Welsh windbag.

      I have tried many, many times to find it on Youtube and Vimeo, etc, but alas, to no avail.

      Wonder why?


      • 117
        Cinna says:

        Of course he was only anti EU before he, his wife and the rest of his family climbed aboard the EU gravy train.


  27. 62
    mikis says:

    I’ve got a vague feeling she will adjust her Facebook “likes” telling us it was all a mistake. She won’t remain a Labour Business Policy adviser for long.


  28. 70
    FFS says:

    Labour will do anything to suck up to Muzzies. 25% of their votes come from Muzzies. Without Muzzies it’s all over for Labour.

    A vote for Labour is a vote for Islam.


  29. 85
    Tin foil top hat says:

    If labour get in again, then expect English people to get the final solution treatment. Its what national socialists do to “regressive” non socialist races.


    • 88
      The stuff of nightmares says:

      If labour get in again, leave the country, while you still can.

      Could you imagine that lisping spastic representing us on a world stage, with morons like Balls vandalising what’s left of the economy?

      I shudder to think.


  30. 89
    Anon. says:

    Wow. Nasty piece of work. This tweet is in reference to the London Riots.



  31. 91
    Anon. says:

    Labour consider using the actual words of others a smear. :roll:


    • 94
      Anon says:

      Are you saying the report is not true? If so, come and show why not.

      Unless you do that, you appear to be saying that identifying anti-semitism is a bit of a joke.


      • 101
        Matt Harwood's mum says:

        Who is Matt Harwood and why should I give a shit what he thinks?


        • 115
          Dirty Digger says:

          He’s a “Labour and Cooperative activist”

          I think he has his hands full defending Flower Power and now Tessie

          BTw Does she wear a Coop hat as well?

          Is she on the Board of Coop Bank?


  32. 106
    john in cheshire says:

    Yet another socialist retard.


  33. 113
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And where has the chief strategist media nutjob Michael Dugher been all week – oh Israel.

    I suspect there is more to the timing of this blog than meets the eye!

    Dugher is a Marxist loving wanker – and marxism is a j’wish funded and monied construct just like communism.


  34. 114
    Nemesis says:

    Just heard that awful girly politician Sarah Teather on AQ. Best news is she is not contesting the next 2015 election. Thank fuck for that. A typical namby pamby liberal.


  35. 119
    Zyonist for peace says:

    I am an out & proud zyonist. Zyonism for neccessity & survival. Long live Izrael!

    The Pa -lestin-ians lost the plot in 1948, prefering a racist war instead of their own independence. Fucking idiots! The pal-est!nians thrive on being victims, they with the help of the media have turned victimisation into a money spinning art form.


  36. 122
    MacCabees says:

    Sorry! I will save my compassion for those poor S-yr-ians that no one gives a fuck about except David Miliband.

    Time for the pa/les/tinians to stop playing the victim and start problem solving! Too much money in feeling sorry for the Pallies! All that cash -not just from the west- but from Teh-ran too is subsidising and sustaining terryism in ME. Fools!


    • 133
      Intellectual Pygmy says:

      If Britain descended into civil war tomorrow do you think the Syrians sans civil war would have give a fuck? Bollocks, they would say nothing.


    • 141
      Brian says:

      Piss off, Shmuel! WTF are you doing on a British blog?


  37. 127
    Sqeezing Pimples says:

    The rise of the Nazis mind set is rising even in the ranks of socialist but then again National Socialists and the left wing are one and the same. Awful woman, awful nasty party.


  38. 144
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Liebore=The Nazi Party.


  39. 156
    FDA says:

    Presumably the 35 million Irish Americans, & million UK British with an Irish connection and the third of Australia ditto – another 7 million – also are an imaginary diaspora???

    Above all the 300 million Americans of the USA – mostly English, German and Italian descent, and the 300 or 400 million Latin Americans of Spanish and Portuguese origin all of whom never paid the Red Indians a brass farthing for their territory, are not liars? and thieves? beggars? and hoarders?


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