January 10th, 2014

Hollande’s Triple Dip With French Actress

Ooh la la! François Hollande is refusing to deny that he has been bonking glamorous French actress Julie Gayet. Tabloid mag Closer has photos of the pair routinely arriving separately at a Paris flat in the evening before a chauffeur delivers croissants on a motorbike in the morning. Hollande says the revelations are an “attack on the right to privacy”. Which either means it’s true or he put it out there himself to boost his ratings.

Either way, at least we can guarantee this is a policy Miliband won’t be copying…


130 Comments

  1. 1

    If you are going to fuck the whole of France, that is not a bad place to start.

  2. 2
    Delboy says:

    The Rottweiler is not too happy but the betting says she is not going to storm out anytime soon.

  3. 3
    Spartacus says:

    is this something to do with the big police secret of your previous post?

  4. 4
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Deceit is something that French people know more about than anyone except Liblabcon politicians.

  5. 5
    Spartacus says:

    and greece is f**king the whole of the comon market

  6. 6
    Mr Potato Head says:

    The EU is fcking everybody.

  7. 7
    A leading Socialist mayoral candidate says:

    I am revolted by this alleged behavior but as they say in England “boys will be boys” and “once a tom cat always a tom cat”

  8. 8
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Not the most famous actress, but she has a small part in a French Farce.

  9. 9
    kmc says:

    Proof that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

  10. 10
    Ed Miliband says:

    Oh là là

  11. 11
    Squire Western says:

    Man fucks woman. News story? even here?
    Grow up.

  12. 12
    Mr Potato Head says:

    So it is not just the country Hollande is screwing.

  13. 13
    Stephany Flanders says:

    Either way, at least we can guarantee this is a policy Miliband won’t be copying…

    Are you so sure Geedo?

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    This little lefty fella gets about. You can’t fault his taste. Better than J Major’s.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Barroso says everything is ok now

  16. 16
    A Ginger Bimbo says:

    It is all that euroblood which people are mixing that is the problem;

    Clegg is part Dutch and Spanish now.

    Millibands parents arrived after traveling through Europe.

    Farage is hardly an English name is it.

    The Romas are a side issue to the debauchery we have allowed.

  17. 17
    ancientpopeye says:

    That’s her explained but what does he use for lifts, not those in his shoes, the other.

  18. 18
    English batsmen have technical flaws says:

    What you sow you reap

  19. 19
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Nick Clegg has just applied for French citizenship.

  20. 20
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  21. 21
    Social inadequate watch says:

    You obviously have no understanding of marriage vows, loyalty, integrity, family responsibility or trustworthiness.

  22. 22
    Stefanny says:

    Two stiff Eds are better than one old Frog

  23. 23
    xxxx says:

    Makes a change for a politician to be discovered to be bonking a woman “vive la différence.”

  24. 24

    Now that’s what I call a naice juicy scandal. But not with Angela!

  25. 25
    Lilly says:

    I beg to differ Guido

  26. 26
    Slack Sally Bercowitz says:

    Bejeesus — she must be desperate — he looks like a jobsworth traffic warden

  27. 27
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    Is she available now his cover has been blown? Boaz.

  28. 28
    Ah! Monika says:

    I think you will find that your surname is Italian!

  29. 29
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Cotht of living cwithith.

  30. 30
    Godfrey Bloom says:

    The French are sluts

  31. 31
    Feeble little dweeb says:

    Miliband couldn’t ride a scooter.

  32. 32
    Confused.com says:

    Shocking he thinks it’s fine to get Croissants delivered at taxpayers expense.

  33. 33
    Fuck the EU says:

    Fuck the EU

  34. 34
    Silvio says:

    Go for it Francois — wanna cum bunga-bunga sometime?

  35. 35
    Move along .... says:

    I was not holding a todger at the time and threw away the letter from France just before we were spotted.

  36. 36
    The Boy's learning says:

  37. 37
    DSK says:

    What do you know about those hotel orgies allegedly involving French Socialists ?

  38. 38
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Hith appeal ith obviouth: he ith a thuccthethful thothialitht pwethident.

    I can’t wait to copy hith polithieth!

  39. 39
    Lateral Thought says:

    Miliband not copying ?

    Ed Miliband could be the prophylactic device here.

  40. 40
    Arthur says:

    Looks like a French farce has a small part in her as well

  41. 41
    Marianne says:

    You know nothing about us, you geriatric rosbif. Our bottoms are beautifully clean.

  42. 42
    Gary Bloke says:

    And it sounds as if a French farce has had a small part in her.

  43. 43
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Yeth I can!

    If it’th fitted with thtabilitherth.

  44. 44
    ukip.i.am.not says:

    IDS claims to be an honourable man who is trying to right by taxpayers and this is his opportunity to prove it, his resignation should be headline news first thing in the morning.

    His incompetent introduction of a system that defies any IT expert to make it work has caused millions of pounds to be written off, his
    “Trials” have failed and resulted in delays to the introduction of the single system and now we find it’s all been illegal !!

    You wouldn’t believe this if it was in a TV comedy show, too far fetched would be the verdict.

    Go and Go NOW

  45. 45
    Ah! Monika says:

    OH YES!! says:
    January 9, 2014 at 11:52 pm
    Katie Hopkins absolutely wiping the Floor with Abbott on this week.

    Brilliant Telly

    Can somebody make a Youtube of this please?

  46. 46
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    What news of Jerome Cahuzac and all those euros ?

    It has all gone quiet there after that Minister of Justice woman said France had to stop sending so many people to prison.

  47. 47
    mindbleach! says:

    That’s probably not the only thing that’s been blown.

  48. 48
    Mophead says:

    wiping the Floor with Abbott…

    I thought I’d seen her leaving my office block early this morning.

  49. 49
    Bumsex Cameron says:

    Nor do I

  50. 50
    Je t'aime - Not says:

    Well gay marriage anti family socialist bastard fucktard Hollande certainly hasn’t.

    UK politicians at least keep it in their pants but perhaps because no right minded attractive woman would fuck loser LibLabCon scum.

  51. 51
    Carney Easing says:

    Only ever shagged one French bird, the bitch gave me crabs.

  52. 52
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Summat like that. I was trying (badly) to rip off an old joke doing the rounds when Roddy Llellweyn was shagging Princess Margaret. It was said of his acting ambitions, he had a small part in Charley’s Aunt.

  53. 53
    Bernie Hogwash says:

    “once a tom cat always a tom cat”?

    I don’t know where you learned your common English idioms, but if you paid them any money, I’d recommend you ask for your money back

  54. 54
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Guido Fawkes tells his co-conspiritors a EU referendum would be putting it in hands “of a lottery”. No, it would be putting it in the hands of the people..

  55. 55
    It was good to see. And on the BBC too. says:

    The full monty would be better as the lead in is a short film of Katie cleaning the studio bogs to make the point that people should go out and get work, any work rather than have the tax payer pay them to slob out all day in front of the Large screen plasma.

  56. 56
    retardEd Miliband says:

    The public mutht not be given a wefewendum.

    I know betht.

  57. 57
    Questions of our time says:

    Do West !ndian mothers clean behind the fridge ?

  58. 58
    Ed Balls touched me in my special place says:

    We know you don’t like ‘se laver’.
    Your prediliction for covering b.o with perfume is a tradition..non..?

  59. 59
    SK and Al says:

    So what happened to the strange Hogan Hyphen Howe rumours

  60. 60
    What a plonkeur ! says:

    So he’s got a girlfriend. Why is he so embarrassed?

    Probably because he’s wasting time on romance and furtive meetings rather than confronting the reality of his failed policies that cause massive unemployment, prolonged recession and economic stagnation.

    Quel plonkeur!

  61. 61
    Confused dot com says:

    Hollande is screwing Bernard HH ? Or BHH is screwing crime figures like Hollande is screwing whores ?

  62. 62
    Evan Davis is a quisling cunt says:

    Evan Davis talking to Peter Mandelson on R4 this morning.

    Evan Davis: “How stupid would Ed Miliband be if he were to call a referendum on EU membership?”

  63. 63
    Dick DAsterdly says:

    Hogan-Howe to stand as Labour candidate

  64. 64
    Squire Western says:

    Private infidelity has nothing to do with responsibility in public office.

  65. 65
    Mme. Christine Lagarde says:

    It wasn’t me. We synchronised swimmers are cared stiff of crabs.

  66. 66
    The Met is really run by the criminals says:

    Hogan’s underworld controllers may have had a quiet word.

  67. 67
    Fire Brigade Red Watch says:

    We got called out to haul Fatbott out from behind hers. Half our shift are still off with bad backs.

  68. 68
    Bilda Berger says:

    ^ ^
    Great minds …

  69. 69
    The British media are cunts says:

    Labour politicians have wives who either look like little boys or mongs.

  70. 70
    George Osborne says:

    UK manufacturing output Oct ’13 to Nov ’13: flat, no change.

    Germany manufacturing output Oct 13 to Nov 13: +3.0%

    Sweden industrial output Oct 13 to Nov 13: +5.7%%

    UK manufacturing output 2008 to 2014: -10%

    Germany manufacturing output 2008 to 2014: marginally positive (~2-3%)

    I think this proves categorically that Britain’s recovery is ahead of the triple-dipping Eurozone and that you should trust me and my mouthpiece Guido absolutely.

  71. 71
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Lord Fawkes first up in the debate. Mandy 11th, Garel-Jones 15th, Oakeshott 17th, Owen 18th, Kinnock 20th. Lawson 66th and last.

  72. 72
    Fuck the EU says:

    If Miliband could convince people that was the case he could win.

    But most know that Miliband lies and would be picking up one of Dave’s broken promises.

    Adam Alfryie’s early referendum bill is up before the Lords today.

    If Labour Lords involved in defeat etc the only choice is UKIP.

  73. 73
    Bilda Berger says:

    Mind you, she looks no better than she ought to be.

  74. 74
    Psyche the Dog says:

    “he has been bonking glamorous French actress Julie Gayet” well that proves Fawkes works for the Murdoch empire. Really, Fawkes who really cares what a French politician does in their private life, it has always been the same throughout the ages from monarchy to republic, that is what they do. What we are more bothered about are what our own little tinkers get up to, from knocking off their secretary (and initially denying it), to toe sucking (yuk), knocking each other off, and that is just the sexual peccadilloes and not such minor ones, the amount of fiddling that goes on, feathering of nests etc or in the hope there is a lovely 6 figure income for 2 days “work” a week. As far as the UK is concerned a bit of a non-story

  75. 75
    Bilda Berger says:

    Plonqueur, shurely.

  76. 76
    Nigel it won't hurt UKIP to ally with this. The Time is Right, Seize it. says:

    our point of view on the European Union and immigration: everyone must control his borders, European technocrats must disappear, the European Soviet Union must collapse, everyone must have their own currency, their economic policy and decide in their own home.”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/10561969/Marine-Le-Pen-says-Front-National-and-Ukip-closer-than-they-would-like-to-admit.html

  77. 77
    EU Watch says:

    The only reason UK economy is up on paper is because BoE rate is now above Fed / ECB.

    ECB rate cut has caused this not Osborne.

    ECB rate cut also indicates that Eurozone economy is very deeply broken indeed.

  78. 78
    The Green Fairy says:

    You don’t think that the fact that someone is lying to those nearest and dearest to them might have a bearing on how much we can trust them when they tell us their plans and explain their actions? How odd.

  79. 79
    Psyche the Dog says:

    They do tend to roam got to spread their genes ask SC

  80. 80
    i want my money back says:

    I hadn’t listened to R4 Today for a while- this morning I remembered why.
    A blatant, prolonged and detailed plug for wanky arts crap Republic of the Moon-after which Mishal Hussein helpfully suggested ‘listeners might like to go along’.
    A totally biased report about recent floods being caused by global warming, with two “climate change” experts and no opposing view.
    Followed by a jokey piece about Ed Balls being a great guy and top parliamentarian who frightens the Coalition.

  81. 81
    A fat gypsy girl heading back to France says:

    If you are going to throw some mud which sticks then you should throw all the mud that sticks.

  82. 82
    Ed Balls touched me in my special place says:

    Of course he works for Murdoch you twat, he writes for the Sun on Sunday.

  83. 83
    Reality Check says:

    ‘the Eurozone economy is very broken indeed’

    – yes, France, Spain, Greece, Ireland etc, but Germany, Austria, to an extent Holland, and Sweden outside, are anything but.

    All that’s really happening is that within the Eurozone, the EU, and Europe generally, the successful, industrious nations/peoples are making the best of a bad job, and as always, quietlly getting on with the business of being prosperous, largely through making stuff, that is the best of its kind in the world.

    It’s got fuck all to do with currency unions or nation groupings, but simply the calibre of the people. UK is more in common with the Frances, Spains and so on, than any Germanys or Swedens. Grow up, and get back to making things, excellently.

  84. 84
    The Joker says:

    The French people are paying for him to have a mistress in the Elysee Palace and now they find he is quite capable of making his own arrangements elsewhere again involving a raid on their money.

  85. 85
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Your dad ain’t your daddy, but your daddy don’t know, shame and scandle in the family.

  86. 86
    Dave is acting on a feeling. While the Science says NO. says:

    No pattern found in Northern Hemisphere atmospheric blocking and weather extremes

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/01/10/no-pattern-found-in-northern-hemisphere-atmospheric-blocking-and-weather-extremes/

  87. 87
    Traveller says:

    Bimbo is Italian for young boy. And a Spanish brand of pasta.

  88. 88
    Psyche the Dog says:

    You sound like a nice boy, you have such a lovely way of writing, did you go to Gove’s school for remedial English.

  89. 89
    Jack the Ripper says:

    Even if he bonked her, I bet she avoided shaking his hand.

  90. 90
    Victor goes AWOL says:

  91. 91
    C'est un jeu says:

    French privacy laws are a nice little earner.

    French politicians ,like all others like a bit of publicity if it makes them look good.

    Every now and then they throw a wobbly and go screaming off to Court ,claim privacy and a nice little cheque.

    The magazine concerned will not be too fussed because their post Christmas sales will go up tenfold.

  92. 92
    C'est un jeu says:

    No ,it was Sarkozy whose hand they did not like shaking.

  93. 93
    How does jetwashing cars help the economy anyway? says:

  94. 94
    C'est un jeu says:

    Branleur c’est le mot exact!

  95. 95
    Reality says:

    David Cameron is a PPE mong, not a scientist. On this subject he either talks shit, or is repeating what his scientific advisers are telling him.

    Univ of East Angl!a revelations some years back, and common sense, indicate that a lot of scientists involved were corrupted and put funding before science. Some perhaps put out bad science for political reasons also.

    The rest of the scientific community – those who publish in real peer reviewed journals – not the Common Purpose run pseudo climate science mags which are about as authoritative as the David I’cke site – have been pointing out for a while that the science is not settled and a lot of what has been pushed on the public is bollocks.

    The UN is politicized and their climate advisers and ‘scientists’ have used this argument to advantage developing nations at the expense of developed.

    That David Cameron is a quisling is expressed most fully in his deceitful and unqualified advocacy of man made climate change.

  96. 96
    Lord Lucan says:

    At least he is f*cking a woman…the UK elites it is usually men or children

  97. 97
    A real benefit to the UK says:

    So, he was fired or quit ?

    If he was fired – what grounds ?

  98. 98
    Squire Western says:

    No, I don’t. No evidence for it at all in the history of governments.

  99. 99
    Segolene Royale says:

    I agree.

  100. 100
    De Dieudonne says:

    I trust everyone’s bank statements can stand up to scrutiny here in the finest traditions of the Fifth Republic

  101. 101
    a Spanish Emmanuel says:

    I know i could have negotiated with you to remove some of the more objectionable jokes from your act but I thought to myself no fuck that for a game of soldiers I will just give you a good kicking you big fat black right wing t……t

  102. 102
    The Foreign Secretary says:

    I’m hoping for an affair with Julian Gayer.

  103. 103
    ToxoMax Monkey says:

    Reminds me of Max Mon Amour
    .

  104. 104
    Ed Balls touched me in my special place says:

    Your grammar is inefficient and your punctuation is either lacking or over the top.
    Are you French?

  105. 105
    HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

    Take a long look at that stupid moronic face , and remind yourself that it belongs to a man who expects to be elected PM.
    This must be a blinder for the increasing collection Miliband mong shots!

  106. 106
  107. 107
    Madame Defarge says:

    Is that really hygenic?
    Can’t she use a steam mop or J cloth or something?

  108. 108
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    la pompe funèbre.

    faire un pompier.

  109. 109
    toast and marmalade says:

    With his state-funded chauffeur delivering morning croissants.
    No wonder Hollande has no time to sort out his collapsing country.

  110. 110
    Madame Defarge says:

    Why is M. Flamby wearing a crash helmet?
    Exactly what does he get up to with Mlle Gayet?

  111. 111
    Bill Clinton says:

    She looks a bit too classy for me

  112. 112
    Jim says:

    In this case I understand, he lives with the woman who he cheated on his family with and has cheated on her whilst she is living in the French equivalent of Buckingham Palace!
    If you are going to treat another human being to such public humiliation after what you did to your own family you cannot have any respect for anyone, in my opinion.
    What does she do? Slam the door behind her and then walk to the Exit?

  113. 113
    Garth Brooks says:

    Comma splices. Amateur

  114. 114
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Christ on a bike.What is totty like her doing shagging that deadbeat?

  115. 115
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    (S)he’s probably a tranny with an S & M dungeon

  116. 116
    Cinna says:

    Millibands parents arrived after traveling through Europe”.

    Are they Roma?

  117. 117
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Go on give us all a laugh, where did “Ed Balls touched me in my special place”, would that possibly be in your wallet, the place which never see sunlight, or somewhere else?

  118. 118
    Ed Balls touched me in my special place says:

    He broke my heart in Margate. :)

  119. 119
    Squire Western says:

    Ah, but the point is, it wasn’t public until the slime from the press reported it and Guido passed it on.

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    especially during the next six months when it will have its oily levantine fingers on the 500 euro banknotes of power.

  121. 121
    Anonymous says:

    He HAS been sent to prison …..

    …. in his own personal bank vault in downtown Geneva.

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    MONSIUR ARSENE SPENDER SAYS

    ” I CANNOT COMMENT . I DID NOT SEE “

  123. 123
    broderick crawford says:

    COULD LILY NOT EASILY PASS FOR OWEN JONES’ SISTER ?

  124. 124
    Stark says:

    Sadly, a lot of climate crap is peer reviewed. This is not the gold standard that it is made out to be. In this field and in others.

  125. 125
    John says:

    How do you know that Ed Miliband won’t be copying this “policy”. He could be rogering the crap out of Glenda Jackson for all you know.

  126. 126
    Sue Brown says:

    What a desperate sad slapper!

  127. 127
    Border Terrier says:

    François Hollande! How does he pull? Its a mystery.

  128. 128
    Peter Mandelscum says:

    Why waste your ammo on a woman when a nice, firm arse awaits? I stick my bum in the fridge just before my special friend comes home. He asks me what I’m doing and I say: “Keeping something nice and cool for you to slip into!”

  129. 129
    Ed Balls says:

    I see no evidence to back up this outrageous comment.

  130. 130
    DD says:

    I am a West Indian mother. I do not clean behind the fridge.


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