January 10th, 2014

Friday Caption Contest (Soon Edition)


  1. 1
    Ian says:

    The Ghost of Tories Past

  2. 2
    Cymro oddi ar y llinell says:

    Chancellor pleased that tax breaks have allowed cafe society finally to arrive in Dalston.

  3. 3
    George Osborne says:

    I’m glad I’m not a pleb.

  4. 4
    WelshRacer says:

    George Osborne reflects on 2014

  5. 5

    Christ, is that really what hard-working people look like?

  6. 6
    Ed Balls touched me in my special place says:

    George is just making sure he has remained human after Michael Howard bit him.

  7. 7
    Ed says:

    Reflections don’t lie !

    The Chancellor has no Balls.

  8. 8
    UKIP to the max says:

    Going soon?

    The election results in Haverhill (for the District Council) last night tell you how the mood of the British people has hardened, UKIP with 54% coming from nowhere.


    And in a Haverhill Town Council result the same night, the UKIP candidate took 65% of the vote.

    The liblabcon are rightly worried now, when the May 2014 elections results come in there is going to be a sensation, a new political reality washed clean of the old order.


  9. 9
    Common Man says:

    Osbourne practices his his best Prime Ministerial look in the window..

  10. 10
    Tom Tab says:

    “Oh it’s one of those poxy beggars again Alfred”

  11. 11
    Hugh Janus says:

    ‘Morning plebs!

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    ”It’s not like the Chancellor will be checking up on our cash payment to the builder”

  13. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    Don’t think you’ve got the hang of this complicated Friday caption Contest

  14. 14
    Steve Miliband says:

    Osborne looks baffled as he thought Barristers were on strike

  15. 15
    coiffure says:

    Osborne see his reflection and is pleased that the cuts are working.

  16. 16
    Ed Balls touched me in my special place says:

    Wanna be like common people?
    Wanna do whatever common people do?
    You’ll never fail like common people
    You’ll never watch your life slide out of view…

  17. 17
    Hugh Janus says:

    Quick, put down that coffee and give him the finger!

  18. 18
    kmc says:

    “My word! Some form of restaurant! Well, one has 5 minutes to spare, I think I’ll pop in and smash it to bits, for old time’s sake!”

  19. 19
    A surprised Osborne says:

    Is that how ordinary people live? I had no idea.

  20. 20
    James K says:

    “I would join you chaps, but I’ve been barred ever since that meeting with the Buller in 1989.”

  21. 21
    Anon says:

    The kebabs look enriching

  22. 22
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Shouldn’t they be at work?

  23. 23
    Poets' Day says:

    She: “wait until we leave: I’ll give him a

  24. 24
    Anon says:

    The winner!

  25. 25
    John Smith says:

    Look who’s talking.

  26. 26
    Steve Miliband says:

    Osborne denies there is a Costa living crisis

  27. 27
    Anon says:

    “I wonder if I should increase VAT on coffee”

  28. 28
    Poets' Day says:

    Oops, sticky fingers… She: “Wait until we leave – I’ll give him a quid and tell him to piss off”

  29. 29
    WestcountryTim says:

    Hello, is it me you’re looking for?

  30. 30
    Jon says:

    Chancellor struggles with PM’s triple-locked cappuccino allowance for over 65s

  31. 31
    The taxman says:

    If this were a Starbucks he’d be bending over

  32. 32
    An Osborne thought bubble says:

    Why are we giving them free TV licences, winter fuel and bus passes when they sit in a café all day?

  33. 33
    Ten says:

    east comes before ian. and who is in the eastend. eff ing indians.
    remove T, get ian. remove east, get the end.

  34. 34
    Frigger says:

    Get back to work you lazy old bastards

  35. 35
    LimpDick says:

    dear DWP – real life

    My son was diagnosed with testicular cancer on 28th nov so he couldn’t go for an jobseekers appointment on 4th dec. He rang them and explained why he couldn’t go and they still sanctioned him. He had his op on 12th dec to have cancer removed and a further ct scan on 17th dec revealed the cancer has now spread to his lymph nodes in chest and stomach and both of his lungs so he was immediately admitted to hosp to start intensive chemo. A social worker from click sargeant rang them and explained he would not be signing on because of this and they are still refusing to give him any money. He’s had nothing since around 23rd nov. Apart from a horrible xmas, he has now filled in forms for esa which haven’t even been received yet into their office so he’s still gonna have no money. Can anyone recommend what he does now as we have been on the phone and got nowhere with them, they just aren’t interested. David Cameron has screwed this country over good and proper.


    What we are experiencing is no less than the end of the welfare state in Britain.

    Do not get sick or old. Unless you’re rich obviously.

  36. 36
    John Smith says:

    Why waste a quid?

  37. 37
    Wake up & vote UKIP says:

    The ghost of Christmas past.

  38. 38
    Mr O says:

    One day soon, everyone in here will be a Turk

  39. 39
    Hugh Janus says:

    Shit, call the cops, it’s that bloody voyeur again!

  40. 40
    John Smith says:

    You mean work like adding comments to blogs?

  41. 41
    ECB Propaganda flick - pre 2007 says:

    Look dear, it’s the inflation monster.

  42. 42
    A Faded Osborne says:

    They must be so proud to be giving foreign aid to India.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Smile while you can you’ve king plebs!

  44. 44
    Auntie Flo' says:

    # I’m Starting With the man In the winda’, ooh!
    I’m asking him to change his ways, ooh!
    No message could have been any clearer
    If you wanna make the world a better place
    Take a look at yourself and make a change #

    like…go, George.

  45. 45
    George says:

    What is a Window Licker?

  46. 46
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    “Elsie. Isn’t that Chuck Norris?”

  47. 47
    Rickytshirt says:

    Urgghhh, voters!

  48. 48
    Chancellor says:

    If you wanna make the world a better place
    Take a look at yourself and spare some change

  49. 49
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Yes – very good showing.

    For the caption:

    So this is what ex Conservative UKIP voters look like.

    Vote UKIP :-)

  50. 50
    Andy Burnham, NHS Deathcamp Commandant in Waiting, says:

    I don’t recommend going into hospital. Not an NHS one, anyway.

    Don’t ask me why.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Buddie can you spare a dime?

  52. 52
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Looks like Garfield has let himself go a bit dear.

  53. 53
    A Bemused George says:

    But my focus group said Gay marriage, foreign aid and green taxes were a vote winner.

  54. 54
    England says:

    There’s that traitor Osborne, outside pissing in, again.

  55. 55
    P l e b says:

    Don’t expect any sympathy from the righties on here. They don’t do empathy.

    Regards from me though, as a cancer patient.

  56. 56
    Hollie says:

    Look through any window, yeah
    What do you see
    Smiling faces all around

  57. 57
    George's focus group says:

    We were only taking the piss, mate. Same as when we said HS2 would be really popular, and vital to the economy.

    Fuck me, can’t you tell a joke when you see one?

  58. 58
    Ian Smith says:

    Universal Credit will be delivered on time and on budget.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Christ, we only came in for a free warm.

  60. 60
    ho hum says:

    J.K.Rowling has a sudden flash of inspiration for the villain to replace Voldemort in the new Harry Potter book

  61. 61
    David Cameron, finger on the pulse of a public opinion corpse says:

    Yes – I just don’t understand why its flat lining.

  62. 62
    Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

    Cancer, eh?

    Can’t have been brain cancer, can it.

  63. 63
    Nu Attack Dog says:

    “I see dead people”

  64. 64
    ho hum says:


  65. 65
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Cotht of living cwithith.

  66. 66
    Jimmy says:

    Osborne’s the ghost of Christmas future if soft pricks keep voting for him.

  67. 67
    Billy Bob says:

    Spectre of death stalks OAPs in middle England

  68. 68
    non taxable pikey says:

    Is it Kosher?

  69. 69
    most of us says:

    Fuck the tories – vote UKIP.

  70. 70
    ho hum says:

    I see the window licker’s back again, Dear. Why he can’t use a squeegee like everybody else I’ll never know.

  71. 71
    Senior Civil Servant says:

    Does one buy an egg buttie in places like this, what what?

  72. 72
    Weybridgeman says:

    In trying to imitate the Return of Sherlock Holmes from the dead the Chancellor ends up getting a Glaswegian Kiss from the Prime Minister as thanks for screwing up the economy…..

  73. 73
    George Osborne says:

    Hi Louise

  74. 74
    House of Lords Watch says:

    Away from the caption – economic argument is being made at the moment, they look to be shooting the bill down, but that is not overwhelming.

    The real solution, to be frank, is not the bill but UKIP.

  75. 75
    Tories spamming the electorate says:

    It’s bad enough Shapps sending us e mails about Osborne safeguarding our pensions and asking for our vote but NOW we’ve got Osborne stalking us !!!

  76. 76
    altruism in industry says:

    yesterday when down the caf
    I saw a man having a laugh
    he had a laugh again today
    I wish that man would go away

  77. 77
    is IDS a pleb? says:

    Plebs don’t work very well

  78. 78
    Normal people says:


  79. 79
    Peter Mandelson says:

    My kinda guy

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    OR given that disturbing grin.

    George is just making sure, having been bitten by Gordon Brown, he is not turning into Gordon Brown

  81. 81
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:


  82. 82
    Dessert Rat says:

    “If you could see what I can see, when I ‘m cleaning windows.” Apologies to the other George!

  83. 83
    Confused.com says:

    Yes, the poor bastard has cancer of the lymph, lunch and testicles but £40 a week over Christmas would have brought a big cheery smile to his face.

  84. 84
    The British media are cunts says:

    Nice to see the BBC still peddling the pro EU line.

  85. 85
    Confused.com says:

    *Lungs, not lunch…

  86. 86
    Displaced Brummie says:

    “At least it’s not that Gordon Brown. He used to stand there licking the bloody window!”

  87. 87
    Confused.com says:

    *lungs, not lunch.

  88. 88
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    Keep very still Edith. No sudden movements. And be careful. They hunt in packs.

  89. 89
    Spartacus says:

    Network Access Message: The website cannot be found

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    If this is genuine and not a wind-up

    Get your MP involved to-day…their contact number will be on their website and some free legal advice(Citizens Advice Bureau is a good start—if the Tories haven’t closed your local office down…if they have go on to their site and get the national contact number and they will put you in touch with nearest office). They are well used to dealing with such matters and the DWP and it’s FREE

    You have to make a bloody fuss….if your son’s not up to it…get him to authorize you to act.

  91. 91
    Auntie Flo' says:

    Osbourne: It’s the Shining, greedy Boomers! Gimme 10% of your savings now!

  92. 92
    It's the way I tell 'em says:

    Old people terrified of the Grim Reaper’s replacement.

  93. 93
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    Stay calm..Just..Put the sugar packet down, and move slowly away from the table. Emergency services are on the way!

  94. 94
    Sticking a rocket up their arses says:

    Contact your MP if you haven’t already…it’s what they get paid for.

  95. 95
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Osborne: Hurry up Boris and put that prophylactic down. You don’t know where Nick’s been.

  96. 96
    House of Lords Watch says:

    Just had a Lord confirm in the debate on EU referendum bill that the EU is an anti-democratic soviet institution.

    The quote: To get on in the European Union you need to be seen as being part of the team.

    This was after some gentle roasting of Cameron over his handling of Mitterand – corrected to Hollande, and upsetting Poland.

    These are valid reasons to exit, especially as it is the EU itself which has ruled out renegotiation and/or reform.

  97. 97
    Peter Grimes says:

    You would think they would have an Eastern European to lick their windows, not the Chancellor!

    On second thoughts….

  98. 98
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    He’s got held up amongst all the Romanians having a gamble on Westminster Bridge.

  99. 99
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    When I asked Cameron if he knew of any places to get something “Steaming – hot – wet – and black” I was hoping for something different.

  100. 100
    One of the perks of a tour of duty in drug country says:

    A serving British soldier has been charged with trying to smuggle 11lb (5kg) of cocaine through Heathrow Airport.

    Private Daryl Archer, 26, based at the Colchester barracks in Essex, was arrested at Terminal One after arriving back from Brazil.

    The soldier, who is with 13 Air Assault Support Regiment Royal Logistic Corps, was arrested on Wednesday.

    He is due to appear at Isleworth Court in Greater London later this month.

    He faces a single charge of attempting to import the class A drug into the country. He has been remanded in custody.

    The case will be heard on 23 January.

  101. 101
    kmc says:

    That caption’s rubbish.

  102. 102
    Our EU membership fee: 22 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    I can think of twenty two billion other valid reasons to exit, and they’ve all got the Queen’s head on.

  103. 103
    Labour-ious says:

    George Osbourne – I am glad to see you agree that we’re better out than in.

  104. 104
    windows 98 says:

    Blimey! That window advert for “Private Roumanian corrective lessons – ask upstairs” was snapped up quickly.

  105. 105
    phildo says:

    Mother and Father sat stony faced as young George was packed off for prep school

  106. 106
    Supreme Commander George says:

    In you I put all my faith and trust
    Right before my eyes my world has turned to dust

  107. 107
    Harry Krishna says:

    You can also get stained glass window images of Tony Blair seen in churches

  108. 108
    House of Lords Watch says:


    The debate is covering some good ground though and the aspect of economics has been discussed.

    Much talk about the Single Market – which of course is different to the EU and what the UK decided to join, but the best figures they can come up with is that the common market aspect adds 2.6% to UK Sovereign.

    They seem to be talking about modelling future UK outside of EU on Canada.

    Does this suggest that they wish to decriminalize prostitution and p’edophilia as is happening in that country at present ? That is not a good future or model to follow.

    The future model for the UK should be much more along the lines of the US which is a proper country, however not with a United States of Europe in its current form.

  109. 109
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    “on reflection…I think I’ll vote UKIP next time Doris.”

  110. 110
    House of Lords Watch says:

    Sorry – adds 2.6% to UK Economy.

    It is being claimed that the reclaiming of UK sovereignty by exiting is not accurate. That I think does not really stand up to real scrutiny.

    They have been given only one day to debate this, and have been asked not to make amendments. This is not treating the issue seriously.

    UKIP seems to be the only democratic option…

  111. 111
    Viviane Reding says:

    Please stop this caption competition immediately. You can’t allow members of the public to make their own jokes or choose what to laugh at. This is very dangerous. We have the only proper jokes you need at the European Commission. For example:
    I hope when my time comes I die quietly in my sleep like my grandfather.
    He was 88 and died in bed from a respiratory complaint.

  112. 112
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Gideon: So that is what old plebs eat.
    The old couple to one another: woman to husband, who’s that creepy looking oik staring at.

  113. 113
    I should coke-oh says:

    We at the Beeb enjoy something close to diplomatic immunity when we bring a bit of leftover whizz back after a ‘foreign assignment’.

  114. 114
    verticalwater says:

    This can’t be the Commons coffee bar, their all paying at some sort of cash machine!

  115. 115
    Whooosh says:


  116. 116
    where's a police man when you need one. says:

    Fuck I’m lost!

  117. 117
    House of Lords Watch says:

    It would appear an argument against Europe exit being made now is that the UK has been signed up to significant obligations towards the pensions of European Civil servants.

    That’s a new one.

  118. 118
    Cost-of-Labour-crisis says:

    …although personally I recommend Byron.

  119. 119
    Nick Clegg says:

    How much is that pussy in the window?
    The one who gets wagged by the tail.

  120. 120
    DP says:

    Pane in the arse

  121. 121
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Man to wife : I don’t know, but if he doesn’t move on I’ll put his lights out!!

  122. 122
    EC1 PhD says:

    Gerald, dear, it’s a bit early for the ghost of Christmas Past

  123. 123
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Gideon rather regrets looking after another of Boris offspring.

  124. 124

    Who you lookin at ya prick ?

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    Malice through the Looking Glass.

  126. 126
    Miliband says:

    wish i was a pleb.

  127. 127
    Steve Miliband says:

    Costa living crisis

  128. 128

    Amongst the riff-raff at the Chiff Chaff to forestall Wiff Waff.

  129. 129
    Well Ada says:

    Don’t worry love, it’s just one of those political dummies.

  130. 130
    First they ignore UKIP, then they laugh at UKIP, then they fight UKIP, then UKIP win says:

    The ghost of Christmas past…

  131. 131
    Twatwatch says:

    Add C to unt u twat

  132. 132
    Pay Day says:

    Chancellor considers loan from Wonga.com

  133. 133
    Psyche the Dog says:

    He has a really demanding job you know.

  134. 134
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Quick. Drink your tea before he finds a way to tax it!

  135. 135

    It runs the lotion on its skin!

  136. 136

    I wish I was standing in Amsterdam looking in the windows

  137. 137
    mencap says:

    Having to understand and unravel Browns thought processes in enough to make any one go off the rails.

  138. 138

    My fav table, someone is sitting at it, time to hike up hot food charges

  139. 139

    I think I will challenge the old woman to a fight, I could take her no problem

  140. 140

    Bugger, you have to wear glasses to get served here

  141. 141

    I want to borrow that large kitchen knife

  142. 142

    speed dating, well I am here I will give it a go!

  143. 143
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    The latest Dr Who regeneration went slightly wrong

  144. 144
    Identify says:

    Is that Marget Hodge’s sister sitting down outside?

  145. 145
    Osborne says:

    Your right. Helping out with the tax man chasing evaders.

  146. 146
    Spartacus says:

    the way of adding of 2.6 pct to this economy is to print money

  147. 147
    Policeman says:

    on your bike pleb

  148. 148
    John Smith says:

    This one’s ok, but delete the rest, George.

  149. 149
    Spartacus says:

    Winner for me

  150. 150

    I hate happy people, back to the office to spread misery

  151. 151

    Where is my waitress with the big tits today?

  152. 152
    Woy Jenkins says:

    ‘Vote UKIP :-)

    Whatever happened to the SDP? They were all naive little inexperienced enthusiasts like you.

  153. 153
    filipinomonkey says:

    During a visit to the museum, George is fascinated by the “these are real people” exhibit.

  154. 154

    No one knows me here, they don’t have any money

  155. 155
    Woy Jenkins says:

    Woman in glasses: ‘Ron, I think some fucker’s put acid in my tea again.’

  156. 156

    Benefit street isn’t that bad, they have got cafe culture

  157. 157

    It’s 15 feet to the counter, there is a 3 sec delay in staff turning round, I am going to blag a doughnut

  158. 158
    Psyche the Dog says:

    I have every sympathy for your son, it is a bit late now, but when sending anything to DWP send by recorded delivery, at first they will deny that they have received it, it is standard practice, under Liebore and Tory adminstrations is standard practice, then you tell them,” that’s funny I sent it recorded delivery,” miraculously the said documents are imediately found. I think the man in charge should be sued, as he is responsible and in overall charge, after all Andy Burnham has been lambasted on this blog and other places and he was Health secretary under libore

  159. 159
    Psyche the Dog says:

    No! It’s Chuckka

  160. 160
    Ozzie4Hire says:

    Marjory : Well KFC have certainly gentrified this restaurant and the coffee is great

    Dennis : Yes, I think they’ve gone a bit too far implementing the “Window Licking Good” slogan though.

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    Is he looking through the window wondering if Guido might be in there enjoying a cuppa rather than mysteriously having nothing to say about the fact that the PC at the centre of Plebgate has just admitted to making the whole thing up, leading to the career destruction of a politician, in one of the largest recent scandals? Nothing to say at all, Guido?

    But then, wasn’t it The Sun that said they “vigorously stand by” the story, and doesn’t Guido write for The Sun? No connection, of course…

  162. 162
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Dave, just take your fingers out of your ectum exciting your prostate, and just ask ordinary people, not syncophants and those with a financial interest in HS2, <bNOpublic money in HS2

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:


    and it applies to every government dept, especially HMArsey

  164. 164
    Psyche the Dog says:

    No,we on the lower rungs, we leave that to the Tory Boys, they have usually consumed too much of their own venom.

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    Look a see through twat

  166. 166
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Afternoon Andrew!

  167. 167
    Ian says:

    What to have for lunch? Hmmmmmmm, bacon sarnie with the plebs or kebab with the immigrants over the road…….

  168. 168
    I hate Cameron says:

    Only one day? Blimey, that’s taking the piss.

  169. 169
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Osborne: I’m sure that woman at the back of the cafe is the one I scored some of that kinky legal high from a few years ago wonder if she’s still up for it?

  170. 170
    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    Sorry to hear what your son is going through. Tough on you too. As others have said – contact your MP and the local press.

    P.s. Tories don’t lack sympathy. The left just have too much applied too often.

  171. 171
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Yes. Don’t waste time here. See a solicitor. NOW!!!!!!

  172. 172

    Looks too smart for a Bulgarian beggar.

  173. 173
    Jimmy says:

    So that’s what poor people look like is it?

  174. 174
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Yesterday, upon the stair,
    I met a man who wasn’t there.
    He wasn’t there again today,
    I wish, I wish he’d go away…

  175. 175
    Rickytshirt says:

    They were socialists and so shit by definition. Deserved to fail. Although you could argue that their heirs are now in Government.

  176. 176
    Dr. Mephestos says:

    “Is this the fabled Benefit Street?”

  177. 177
    Sim says:

    Through a Glass Darkly

  178. 178
    pootle says:

    Osbourne thought he was on a trip to Monkey World until he was reminded that those ‘people’, were his voters.

  179. 179
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Look thru any window what do you see,smiling faces all around just because its me…………………….With apologies to the Hollies

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    “Is that Dr Who outside dear?”
    “No, it’s just George Osbourne.”

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    Arse in the pane is more apt…

  182. 182
    Nworb Nodrog says:

    That’s not a mother and father – it’s my sister and that’s not her husband!
    PLEASE don’t tell him.

  183. 183
    Surely Williams says:

    “Is that Dr Who outside dear?”
    “No, it’s just George Osbourne.”
    ‘No, Osborne.’
    ‘Is he the new Dr Who?’
    ‘No, he’s the Chancellor.’
    ‘Who, Dr Who?’

  184. 184
    broderick crawford says:

    That bloke s very well dressed for the window cleaner .

  185. 185
    Buddy Golly says:

    Worth listening to again:

  186. 186
    bs says:

    Keep an eye on him, he looks like he’s going to eat that baby.

  187. 187
  188. 188
    broderick crawford says:

    deepest sympathy from me too.

    this is a total outrage .

    if labour had any cojones they would mobilise the streets to get this crazy legislation revised by civil protest so this situation could not occur .

    but do they hell !!

  189. 189
    I. Snortcoke-Offahore says:

    Are those sausage rolls warm?

  190. 190
    No escape says:

    It has got awfully cold all of a sudden and the window is beginning to ice up, dear.

  191. 191

    George Davies is Innocent

    George Laird is Guilty

  192. 192
    Willer says:

    Electorate starting to see through the chancellor to wonder where their next kebab will come from.

  193. 193
    Triple Lock Nimby says:

    Lattes all round.

  194. 194
    Ozzie4Hire says:

    Hello….peasants!! Do you sell something called a pasties in here?

  195. 195
    Anonymous says:

    Georgey, you’re a half wit. Do something else.

  196. 196
    Father Preyer says:

    Oi Vince ….fancy a pint?

  197. 197
    I Love Gay Marriage says:

    “Keep an eye on your handbag Vera, he’s coming in…….”

  198. 198
    Father Preyer says:

    THis is one of the things that MPs are for

  199. 199
    Osbourne says:


  200. 200
    Gary Bloke says:

    Man traipses streets seeking work in anticipation of receiving P45 in May, 2015.

  201. 201
    Bedford Council says:

    Bedford council apologises for allowing one of the children to get off the special bus without adult supervision.

  202. 202
    sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    The Cat is becoming entangled.

  203. 203
    Bad Ilimend says:

    Is this what a food bank looks like?

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    scendrix says:

    LOL, best so far haha

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    bloke says:

    We are considerably richer than yow. And always will be.

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    Father Preyer says:

    Let let see…..is there anything in there I haven’t taxed yet ……………..no ….cant see anything

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    Father Preyer says:

    “Spare us a billion pound for a cup of deficit guv”

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    Qui Bono says:

    Osborne on the new 4k telescreen warns plebs about sugar. And smoking. And drinking. Fatty food, salt, getting your five-a-day. Exercising, sorting out your garbage, not drving too much or flying, turning down your central heating. CO2 obviously, not saying anything on twitter he doesn’t personally approve of, not protesting without his permission, getting council permission to do more or less anything, spotting suspicious looking people, being molested at airportsecurity, not being mean to gays or muslims (unless you are in the RAF in which case, bombs away), Oh and your taxes are dues on January 31st. Great here innit, four million Bulgarians say so.

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    The Ghost of Christman Past looks to the furture says:

    Germany returns to the DM, Ex Chancellor Osborne the first to trip down five mark alley

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    Mugatu says:

    There should be a social worker on your son’s unit where he is being treated. They will take care of your son’s benefits needs. If in doubt ask the staff sister for help.

    A letter from his consultant, will put him on benefits, There is no need to sign on, the payment will come throughout the treatment.

    Testicular cancer has a very high success rate around 90%.

    My thoughts are with you and your son, I spent a year on Chemo.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    So it is true dear, this cafe is haunted by a demonic spirit.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    ‘It’s what they get paid for’ Really?

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    Ben Dover 'Resistance is Futile' says:

    Gideon loves a greasy spoon

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    just another labour bender says:

    Who isnt?

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