January 9th, 2014

Attack Dog Holiday

John Rentoul has been analysing the Miliband mantra to make PMQs all nice and fluffy:

“But something had changed. If I had been more observant, I would have noticed that Michael Dugher, the Labour noise machine, was not sitting in his usual place on the steps of the gangway next to the opposition front bench.”

If he had been more observant, Rentoul would have noticed that Michael Dugher has been Tweeting about being in Israel all week.


  1. 1
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Before Xmas Bercow stopped being so blatantly on the side of Labour. Maybe this had something to do with it.

  2. 2

    Jеwish background leader, Dougher in Israel, party for the muzzies.

    Will it ever work?

  3. 3
    Susanne says:

    Maybe they have all recognised that the enemy (the public) have had enough of all of them.

    Great to see this lot swept away – Blue, Yellow and Red.

    Nice dash of purple methinks.

  4. 4
    Mustapha Wren says:

    Can a socialist change his spots?

  5. 5
    And now for something completely different says:

    Still, this is better..

  6. 6
    Ed Miliband says:

    Me and Cleggy – the dream team 2015!

  7. 7
    Ippikin says:

    The trouble with Miliband, as ever is that he simply has nothing to say that is of any interest or even relevance.
    Incidentally, his nose seems to have taken an ever greater leap forward, downward and indeed sideways.
    Does it have a life of its own?

  8. 8
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    More like ‘Nightmare on Downing Street’.

  9. 9
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    BUT…notwithstanding all that he will still be elected to No 10 in May 2015…never undersestimate the gullibilityof some sections of the Briitish electorate

  10. 10
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Miliband’s nose is in triple dip territory, it’s drooping too far too fast :-)

  11. 11
    Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts and the EU says:

  12. 12
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    This might explain the sudden upsurge in large orders for bog rolls
    by Cons/LieLabor/LebDims alliance as they suddenly realise the
    writing on the wall is going tobe very serious for all of them…….

    And its long overdue….

  13. 13
    Who could disagree? says:

  14. 14
    they don't like it up 'em says:

    Labour can dish it out but they can’t take it.

  15. 15
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    + 5M

    LOL LOL LOL ……..

  16. 16
    Snipa says:

    Is he UKIP’s Bradford rep?

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Is that Millibands elvis impression?

  18. 18
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Indeed – why do you think there are so many Ay-r@bs in London…?

  19. 19
    Socialism is a pox on society says:

    No I doubt it

  20. 20
    Hear Hear says:

  21. 21
    The Home Guard & now all voting UKIP.ORG says:

    They don’t like it up em…..

    but they are going to get it, like it or not, they will get it & very often !!!

  22. 22
    Socialism is a pox on society says:

    Imagine that though and at the treasury Balls and cable FFS

    The British voters sure,y wouldn’t …. Would they?? OMFG

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Do grow up ! bonkers Nigel is the last thing we want !

  24. 24
    Up his bangle says:

    I thought he was walking like an Egyptian…

  25. 25
    Ed miilibonkers says:

    One noseshun

  26. 26
    Pointless nonsense says:

    May as well have been Georgios Samaras for all the fucking use that one is…

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    No, not this time. Unite really did a brilliant job imposing mad Ed on Labour.He will never be PM.

  28. 28
    That's the way to show you're not violent! says:

    No justice, no peace!

  29. 29
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  30. 30
    Tony Blair Envoy of Piss says:

    Of course it will, once I have made enough cash that is.

  31. 31
    Morecambe and unwise says:

    I can visualise that meeting and then when a journalist at the back asks ” hows it all going” the statues at back all turn their heads and shout

    “Rubbish !”

  32. 32
    A Tory Wet says:

  33. 33
    Penny Makes a Splash says:

  34. 34
    PC illiterate says:

    F*** off, and get rid of that stupid n in your website field. You’re hardly anonymong when thats there.


  35. 35
    Rickytshirt says:

    Are you an MP, my nameless friend? You certainly sound like one. Bricking it are you?

  36. 36
    Chuka Umunna says:

    I visited Israel recently…it’s the only way to get ahead!

  37. 37
    Pointless nonsense says:

    How much does a Greek urn?

  38. 38
    Was this meant to be a Toilets Joke? says:

  39. 39
    Harrison Fraud says:

    Except you told your constituents that you were visiting the Mid East as you was to frit to tell them the truth.

  40. 40
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants and Criminals says:

    What theory? There is no theory just wild assumptions and speculation. These so called climate models are just mathematical assumptions used by politicians to rip us off with tax. I’m 100% confident of this!

  41. 41
    Paniagua V5 says:

    You should know Anjem as you tried them all as a student, you two faced MaanChod.

  42. 42
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    At least Guido had the courtesy to edit out the puppet strings.

  43. 43
    Zorba Unite Rep. says:

    We demand a living wage for all urns

  44. 44
    P l e b says:

    Can we now look forward to PMQs where Ed Miliband asks a question and Camoron actually answers it?

  45. 45
    Portsmouth voter says:

    That’s how to represent us Penny. Make a complete @rse of yourself o telly.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    You do realise ukip have NO MP`s dont you ? and the likelihood of them having even one in 2015 are very slim.Why do you peddle stupid comments about ukip being in pwer ? its fecking impossible !

  47. 47
    Mike Hancock says:

    She is bring disrepute on Parliament and our city by doing this.

  48. 48
    Marianne Faithful says:

    Penny Mordaunt is a sailors best ffiend ship ahoy!

  49. 49
    Easy. A word to describe what others do. says:

    ‘bonkers Nigel is the last thing we want’

    NIge is the last thing YOU want, please do not speak for others.

  50. 50
    Diane Abbot says:

    Did someone say ‘Divine and Rule’?

  51. 51
    David Cameron, the untrustworthy EU trouser snake says:


  52. 52
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    When will this ‘Made in Downing street, Double Dip Recession Cost of Living Crisis end ???

  53. 53
    Gorgeous George says:

    Meeow !

  54. 54
    Mad Nads says:

    I’m a celebrity, get her out of here.

  55. 55
    Even though they'll laugh it off says:

    I bet Berger and the other one who got her tits out are silently fuming about Mourdant taking the ‘sexiest’ MP limelight,

  56. 56
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Would keep that powder dry until after the Euro Elections, 2014.

    And the inevitable 2014 by-elections.

  57. 57

    Every new photograph of Miliband must make him look more of a prat than the last one , is it just me or is he starting to look more like Bernie Winters by the day ?

  58. 58
    Rickytshirt says:

    They’ll probably win the Euro elections. If they can do that then winning any other election is not impossible. Just because you want to believe something does not make it true. A perennial problem of socialists.

  59. 59
    Rickytshirt says:

    He would have visited some of the other countries in the area but was put off by all the trash.

    Incidentally, you’d think Chuka, being a socialist and aware of socialism’s very dodgy eugenicist roots, would be more careful of using words like ‘trash’ to describe people.

  60. 60
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Dave is probably envious of her hair.

  61. 61
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Looks like a picture of roadkill to me.

  62. 62
    The jury said it. It's ok for the Plebs to murder da niggurs. says:

    Don’t leave it at 1-0 lads.

    There’s loads of them.

    Shoot for England.

  63. 63
    Blue suede shoe says:

    Understand now what Ed means by a one-sock throwaway society.

    He’s down wi’da bros. Well bling innit?

  64. 64
    Rickytshirt says:

    p.s. Calling people’s comments stupid whilst writing like an eight year old is not the most convincing way of putting forward an argument.

  65. 65
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  66. 66
    I hate socialists. says:

    Bercow has seen the writing on the wall , There are many members of parliament
    who realise that he does exactly as his socialist wife tells him.

  67. 67
    Glorious de Piero says:

    Get yer t1ts out for the lads.

  68. 68
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Not impossible BUT unlikely. Let’s examine why UKIP is doing well. It’s purely on the matter of immigration and EU interfering in a raft of “sovereign” matters that the British people feel should be under the control of their own elected Parliament at Westminster. It’s NOT a vote for UKIP but a vote AGAINST the EU.

    UKIP WILL indeed top the poll at May’s European Elections mainly because disgruntled Tories want to send a message to Cameron and they may indeed also get some successes at local elections BUT the majority know that outside of Farage they are just a “one trick pony” and that it’s unlikely even Farage will get elected if he were to stand in General Election(By-Election possibly as its normally a repository for the protest vote…people know they can vote in the knowledge that it will not affect the government)

    Many many Tories will hold their nose in May 2015 and vote for Cameron when faced with Miliband as the alternative. I accept some won’t but all that will achieve is to split the Tory vote and allow Labour in by default BUT the choice and risk is theirs(and yours.)

    However bear in mind that if Miliband and Labour are elected in May 2015 or form a coalition with LibDems there will NEVER be a EU referendum nor an attempt to renegotiate powers back to UK from EU. It’s as simple as that

  69. 69
    Susanne says:

    Oh look, the arsonist is criticising the Fire Brigade again.

  70. 70
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Inshallah :)

  71. 71
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    This idiot requires sectioning.

  72. 72
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Excellent result yesterday, the family appear to be dross of the lowest order, no f*cking class whatsoever!

  73. 73
    liar liar pants on fire says:

    Does the article mention double dip recession?

  74. 74
    Ed Milliband says:

    Beware of Geeks bearing gifts.

  75. 75
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Perhaps even a triple dip?

  76. 76
    and says:

    I’m grateful for the jury system.

  77. 77
  78. 78
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Don’t mention the flat-lining !

  79. 79
    Diane Fartbott says:

    I could make a much bigger splash than Penny.

  80. 80
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Perhaps he is looking for the underclass voters to keep the Libs in Parliament?

  81. 81

    Jaw Jozzbourne has been cutting too far, too fast.

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    Once upon a time Labour had no MPs either. My Grand parents were born before it was even created. I wonder what they said at the time?

    Yet 24 years later Labour was in power.

    In this case they do not need power they just need enough to upset the cart. It is called Democracy. When the Tories realise they are doomed, they will take the necessary steps. (This means actual steps not false promises) I just hope they are not too late.

  83. 83
    tachybaptus says:

    “Tony Abbott issues defiant defence of secrecy over asylum seekers
    ‘The point is to stop the boats’, says Australia’s PM, after reports that the navy is towing vessels back to Indonesia”

    A Prime Minister with backbone eh?

  84. 84
    Mr Potato Head says:

    But UKIP does have MEPS and the EU (and its MEPs) account for most of our laws and regulations. What you say is like a councillor saying that x party is irrelevant because it has no local councillors. Saying that UKIP have no power is pure ignorance.

  85. 85
    Mr Potato Head says:

    How appropriate to have all those busts on view.

  86. 86
    JH3094-0234-032 says:

    He looks like Simple Jack.

  87. 87
    Wake up and smell the coffee says:

    It’s Geeks bearing Gif’s

  88. 88
    Podiceps says:

    The photograph is artfully cropped so that you can’t spot the strings tied to his fingers, operated by McCluskey.

  89. 89
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    We can’t get Abbott here because he has no visa .

  90. 90
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    The way to clear up the economic mess is to take us out of the EU impose exchange controls and then tax the reach.

  91. 91
    Marianne Faithful says:

    Yeah we have got his sister Dianne!

  92. 92
    Podiceps says:

    That was the poor wee fake Tachybaptus, of course. But it raises a point.

    If Abbott wanted to deter immigrants, why would he keep it secret that he was towing back the boats? He should be bellowing about it for all to hear and heed.

  93. 93
    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    Anyone not paying any income tax in a financial year should be made to perform 200 hours unpaid community service.

  94. 94
    Bob Fleming says:

    Clegg out of touch as usual. The vast majority of the British public are glad to see the back of a worthless thug

  95. 95
    Marianne Faithful says:

    Yes agreed Bob when are you going back to Romania via Pennywell!

  96. 96
    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    Half that family were as high as a kite.

    The police should have done something.

  97. 97
    Len McClusterfuck says:

    Mr Geppetto has the same problem with *his* puppet.

  98. 98
    Lance Corporal Bill Bloggs (retired) says:

    Abbott could just force those boats to turn back and let them sink.

    He is showing his humanitarian side by making sure they get back to where they came from safe and sound .

    These Australians are all heart.

  99. 99
    Sunderland is a Labour thats why its shyte says:

    Whats happening in Scotland Yard with leaders of the community any arrests?

  100. 100
    A cheeky scouser says:

    And his brother Costello

  101. 101
    A cheeky scouser says:

    There has been a funny aroma around the Royal Courts for several weeks now.

    As usual no one ” knows nothing” but the place abounds with unfunded pension deficits.

  102. 102
    Eric Morecambe says:

    What is a Greek, Earn?

  103. 103
    Vote for us or the other EU stooges will get in says:

    As if your Tory party is ever going to allow an honest and binding referendum in Europe.

    There will NEVER be a EU referendum so long as the cosy status quo in Westminster continues to exists. Full stop.

  104. 104
    Paul Flowers says:

    What’s this free-mixing? Anything like free-basing?

  105. 105
    Latest Mdoch PR plant says:


  106. 106
    RomaBob.... Beeg Issue, Beeg Issue! says:

    Pennywell…hahahahahaha Is the place still standing?

    Sunderland Council is very good to us Romas, long may it continue!

  107. 107
    Democracy is highly overrated says:

    Never underestimate just how stupid the voting public can be. Labour won 3 times with Blair at the helm.

  108. 108
    The critic says:

    Perhaps a case of ‘too far , too fast’ Ed?

  109. 109
    John Bellingham says:

    The Lib-Dems, who, apart from maybe two sane members, represent state-funded sodomy, tits out in the commons chamber, less democracy, more EU control, less free speech, more taxes, less freedom and the “understanding and compassion” for their own members who steal money or pervert the course of justice–hold the balance of power in the current Parliament. For most of my life the Lib-Dems and their predecessors could not fill a taxi with their MPs and only ever had a significant number of MPs when voters were totally teeded off with the alternatives; it is hard to find anyone who voted for the Lib-Dems because of their policies, but plenty who voted because of who they were not.
    In a re-run of the 2010 election with the Lib-Dem vote exchanged for a UKIP vote could easily give UKIP a taxi-full of MPs who, with like-minded Unionists and conservatives could very well hold the balance of power.
    Once in Parliament–they would no longer be fruit cakes.

  110. 110
    Roger the Cabinboy says:

    I would rather watch HMS Morduant sliding down the slipway and cresting the waves than listen to any Maguire and Labour gurgling and floundering around in the paddling pool.

  111. 111
    John Bellingham says:

    He was born in the UK and therefore is entitled to residence. He was also a Rhodes Scholar. We always export the best stuff and keep the shit for ourselves.

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  113. 113

    A true corker one of his best efforts yet !

  114. 114
    Rob says:

    Free mixing eh? Imagine that, men and women meeting each other without some fascist in a beard deciding when and where. The whole country has gone mad, I’m telling you.

  115. 115
    Rob says:

    He’s right – it was made in Downing Street – when Brown was PM and Balls was his poodle.

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  117. 117
    Ippikin says:

    Who nose?

  118. 118
    Blowing Whistles says:

    This whole blog has not gone unnoticed Ref Michael the Marxist Dugher.

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