January 8th, 2014

Replace a Word in a Song with a Politician



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    The LOLs continue says:
    • 4
      Fair Game principal... says:

      @JasmineAmelia is here as a plant asking questions at Labour conference last year:

      Note: She is talking in quite violent terms even in this public event, with the approval of the floor, but perhaps not all of the audience.

      • 10
        M102 says:

        Is she related to M@rgaret?

        • 14
          Mistake? says:

          Seems to have more of Stalin and Mao in here tbh.

        • 16
          Fair Game principal... says:

          Perhaps not Margaret biologically, but Leo Beckett has sons from his previous marriage and three grandchildren.

          Without a deep search, it might not be fair to assume that Jasmin could be one of those grandchildren.

          Knowing Labour though…

        • 17
          A list a war criminals says:

          Margaret Joyce?

    • 33
      Anonymous says:


  2. 2
    The LOLs continue says:
  3. 5
    STONEFAIL says:

    Nothing gay about this. Move on bigots.

  4. 6
    Eeeeeeew! says:

    “You’ve got Nick Clegg on your face”


  5. 7
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Michael Fabricant: Superb.

  6. 8
    Your Taxes Paid for this says:
    • 21

      No doubt produced on his stationery expenses !

    • 26
      Consider the mental health of those viewing this pompous oaf says:

      One hopes that this was sent through the post in a plain brown envelope.

  7. 11
    Diane Abbot says:
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      So happy to see that Andy has made it through another year, unlike so many of those people in Stafford.
      Now, you have a great birthday Andy, and don’t be concerned about those deaths that are on your hands.

      • 31
        Jack Ketch says:

        Not only Stafford–what about Medway Maritime of which the Keogh Report stated
        “the number of “excess deaths” at Medway Maritime for general medicine was 232, “significantly higher than expected”.”
        I.E. Not geriatrics–just ordinary patients. No noise about this.

  8. 12
    Grumpy says:

    Just minutes away from PMQs, anonymongs! What’s the bet Bercow will say “it’s very easy, it’ll go on as long as it takes” or “take up yoga”, which only he thinks is funny. Twat.

  9. 19
    Sally Barecow says:

    John..you need to see the doctor. you may have caught something

  10. 20
    Spartacus says:

    and what of greece debt and return of the drachma?

    oh, camer00n’s hair or lack of it is more important

  11. 22
    Graham says:

    Presumably Miliband supports the death threats of Jasmin Beckett as he has not condemned them.

  12. 23
    Basil Fawlty says:

    The Stranglers Gordon Brown one doesn’t count as he is a self proclaimed ex-politician…

  13. 24
    Basil Fawlty says:

    ♫ ♫ Friday night and the lights are low,
    Looking out for Michael Gove ♫ ♫

  14. 28
    El Sid says:

    Sure the Osborne one should be “It’s Hammond time”?

    “We are Grayling”

    “I love you, Davey”

    “Warsi Matilda”

  15. 29
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    I know he’s not one yet but how about “Only Making Plans for Nigel” don’t even have to replace the word!

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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