January 8th, 2014

Replace a Word in a Song with a Politician


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    The LOLs continue says:

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    The LOLs continue says:

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    The LOLs continue says:

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    Fair Game principal... says:

    @JasmineAmelia is here as a plant asking questions at Labour conference last year:

    Note: She is talking in quite violent terms even in this public event, with the approval of the floor, but perhaps not all of the audience.

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    STONEFAIL says:

    Nothing gay about this. Move on bigots.

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    Eeeeeeew! says:

    “You’ve got Nick Clegg on your face”


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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Michael Fabricant: Superb.

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    Your Taxes Paid for this says:

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    Mistake? says:

    Yeah, I always threaten people with death. On a daily basis, really.

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    M102 says:

    Is she related to M@rgaret?

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    Diane Abbot says:

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    Grumpy says:

    Just minutes away from PMQs, anonymongs! What’s the bet Bercow will say “it’s very easy, it’ll go on as long as it takes” or “take up yoga”, which only he thinks is funny. Twat.

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    Stalin says:

    I did. In fact most left wing leaders do. What’s the problem?

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    Mistake? says:

    Seems to have more of Stalin and Mao in here tbh.

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    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    “The leader of the opposition MUST be heard!”

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    Fair Game principal... says:

    Perhaps not Margaret biologically, but Leo Beckett has sons from his previous marriage and three grandchildren.

    Without a deep search, it might not be fair to assume that Jasmin could be one of those grandchildren.

    Knowing Labour though…

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    A list a war criminals says:

    Margaret Joyce?

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    Polite Society says:

    Making death threats. It’s just like farting in a lift.

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    Sally Barecow says:

    John..you need to see the doctor. you may have caught something

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    Spartacus says:

    and what of greece debt and return of the drachma?

    oh, camer00n’s hair or lack of it is more important

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    No doubt produced on his stationery expenses !

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    Graham says:

    Presumably Miliband supports the death threats of Jasmin Beckett as he has not condemned them.

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    Basil Fawlty says:

    The Stranglers Gordon Brown one doesn’t count as he is a self proclaimed ex-politician…

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    Basil Fawlty says:

    ♫ ♫ Friday night and the lights are low,
    Looking out for Michael Gove ♫ ♫

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    So happy to see that Andy has made it through another year, unlike so many of those people in Stafford.
    Now, you have a great birthday Andy, and don’t be concerned about those deaths that are on your hands.

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    Consider the mental health of those viewing this pompous oaf says:

    One hopes that this was sent through the post in a plain brown envelope.

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    WhatIfGoveWasOneOfUs says:

    and Gove – great stuff!

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    El Sid says:

    Sure the Osborne one should be “It’s Hammond time”?

    “We are Grayling”

    “I love you, Davey”

    “Warsi Matilda”

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    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    I know he’s not one yet but how about “Only Making Plans for Nigel” don’t even have to replace the word!

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    John Bellingham says:

    Are those the ghosts of Dr. David Kelly, Robin Cook and Ashok Kumar?

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Not only Stafford–what about Medway Maritime of which the Keogh Report stated
    “the number of “excess deaths” at Medway Maritime for general medicine was 232, “significantly higher than expected”.”
    I.E. Not geriatrics–just ordinary patients. No noise about this.

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    Anonymous says:

    fancy hsving to look at his face every songle day for one whole year …….

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    Anonymous says:


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