January 8th, 2014

Replace a Word in a Song with a Politician


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  1. 1
    The LOLs continue says:

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    • 4
      Fair Game principal... says:

      @JasmineAmelia is here as a plant asking questions at Labour conference last year:

      Note: She is talking in quite violent terms even in this public event, with the approval of the floor, but perhaps not all of the audience.

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    • 33
      Anonymous says:

      BRILLIANT – THE GUY IS GOOD – GREAT VOICE

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  2. 2
    The LOLs continue says:

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  3. 5
    STONEFAIL says:

    Nothing gay about this. Move on bigots.

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  4. 6
    Eeeeeeew! says:

    “You’ve got Nick Clegg on your face”

    MIND BLEACH!

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  5. 7
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Michael Fabricant: Superb.

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  6. 8
    Your Taxes Paid for this says:

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  7. 11
    Diane Abbot says:

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      says:

      So happy to see that Andy has made it through another year, unlike so many of those people in Stafford.
      Now, you have a great birthday Andy, and don’t be concerned about those deaths that are on your hands.

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        Jack Ketch says:

        Not only Stafford–what about Medway Maritime of which the Keogh Report stated
        “the number of “excess deaths” at Medway Maritime for general medicine was 232, “significantly higher than expected”.”
        I.E. Not geriatrics–just ordinary patients. No noise about this.

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  8. 12
    Grumpy says:

    Just minutes away from PMQs, anonymongs! What’s the bet Bercow will say “it’s very easy, it’ll go on as long as it takes” or “take up yoga”, which only he thinks is funny. Twat.

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  9. 19
    Sally Barecow says:

    John..you need to see the doctor. you may have caught something

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  10. 20
    Spartacus says:

    and what of greece debt and return of the drachma?

    oh, camer00n’s hair or lack of it is more important

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  11. 22
    Graham says:

    Presumably Miliband supports the death threats of Jasmin Beckett as he has not condemned them.

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  12. 23
    Basil Fawlty says:

    The Stranglers Gordon Brown one doesn’t count as he is a self proclaimed ex-politician…

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  13. 24
    Basil Fawlty says:

    ♫ ♫ Friday night and the lights are low,
    Looking out for Michael Gove ♫ ♫

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  14. 28
    El Sid says:

    Sure the Osborne one should be “It’s Hammond time”?

    “We are Grayling”

    “I love you, Davey”

    “Warsi Matilda”

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  15. 29
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    I know he’s not one yet but how about “Only Making Plans for Nigel” don’t even have to replace the word!

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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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