January 7th, 2014

Quote of the Day


  1. 1
    The League of Gentlemen says:

    My Balls

  2. 2
    that just about sums it up says:


  3. 3
    Rubber Johnny says:

    FFS, he’s not that fucking useful !

  4. 4
    Nick Clegg says:

    Vote UKIP

  5. 5
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Is he saying Dave is a prick?

  6. 6
    General Pinochet says:

    Britain is a banana republic without the bananas!

  7. 7
    The League of Gentlemen says:

    I think he thinks he’s a massive b e l l e n d.

  8. 8
    The League of Gentlemen says:

    Banana Man is running a charity in New York. His younger brother is a c u n t.

  9. 9
    ZorroAdAstra says:

    He’s a bit leaky

  10. 10

    There is a hole in that argument.

    Just as there are a number of holes in the prophylactic.

  11. 11
    Dr...who??? says:

    Prophylactic, definition: a medicine or course of action used to prevent disease.

    The medicine’s not working, Boris, nor is using Nurse Clegg as a prophylactic, because the people have seen that the doctor’s an unqualified, inept quack, more interested in his career prospects than the health and happiness of the people.

    There is no disease that requires dismantling democracy.

  12. 12
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Clegg is about as protective of Cameron as Balls is of Milibong.

    Both have their own agendas.

    Surely the best way forward is an early divorce and a fresh election on Euros Day?

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Tory Leadership Contenders Jostle Over Europe | Alex Wickham
Cutting Taxes is Good For You | Art Laffer
Suspects Will Now Have to Prove Innocence | Laura Perrins
Labour Cllr: Cops Shouldn’t Stop Petrol Thieves | HandF Forum
Creeping Cultural Acceptance of Anti-Semitism | Eric Pickles
Time For Greece to Leave Eurozone | Allister Heath

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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