January 7th, 2014

Quote of the Day

Boris ruins breakfast on LBC:

“Nick Clegg is a prophylactic protection device for all the things David Cameron has to do.”


12 Comments

  1. 1
    The League of Gentlemen says:

    My Balls

  2. 2
    that just about sums it up says:

    Brilliant!

  3. 3
    Rubber Johnny says:

    FFS, he’s not that fucking useful !

  4. 4
    Nick Clegg says:

    Vote UKIP

  5. 6
    General Pinochet says:

    Britain is a banana republic without the bananas!

    • 8
      The League of Gentlemen says:

      Banana Man is running a charity in New York. His younger brother is a c u n t.

  6. 9
    ZorroAdAstra says:

    He’s a bit leaky

  7. 10

    There is a hole in that argument.

    Just as there are a number of holes in the prophylactic.

  8. 11
    Dr...who??? says:

    Prophylactic, definition: a medicine or course of action used to prevent disease.

    The medicine’s not working, Boris, nor is using Nurse Clegg as a prophylactic, because the people have seen that the doctor’s an unqualified, inept quack, more interested in his career prospects than the health and happiness of the people.

    There is no disease that requires dismantling democracy.

  9. 12
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Clegg is about as protective of Cameron as Balls is of Milibong.

    Both have their own agendas.

    Surely the best way forward is an early divorce and a fresh election on Euros Day?


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Do you want lies with that?


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