January 7th, 2014

Quote of the Day

Boris ruins breakfast on LBC:

“Nick Clegg is a prophylactic protection device for all the things David Cameron has to do.”


12 Comments

  1. 1
    The League of Gentlemen says:

    My Balls

  2. 2
    that just about sums it up says:

    Brilliant!

  3. 3
    Rubber Johnny says:

    FFS, he’s not that fucking useful !

  4. 4
    Nick Clegg says:

    Vote UKIP

  5. 6
    General Pinochet says:

    Britain is a banana republic without the bananas!

    • 8
      The League of Gentlemen says:

      Banana Man is running a charity in New York. His younger brother is a c u n t.

  6. 9
    ZorroAdAstra says:

    He’s a bit leaky

  7. 10

    There is a hole in that argument.

    Just as there are a number of holes in the prophylactic.

  8. 11
    Dr...who??? says:

    Prophylactic, definition: a medicine or course of action used to prevent disease.

    The medicine’s not working, Boris, nor is using Nurse Clegg as a prophylactic, because the people have seen that the doctor’s an unqualified, inept quack, more interested in his career prospects than the health and happiness of the people.

    There is no disease that requires dismantling democracy.

  9. 12
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Clegg is about as protective of Cameron as Balls is of Milibong.

    Both have their own agendas.

    Surely the best way forward is an early divorce and a fresh election on Euros Day?


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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