January 7th, 2014

Labour PPS: ‘One Nation’ is Rubbish

Finally a Labour MP has said what everyone was thinking. Simon Danczuk has gone tonto about Labour’s messaging. Writing in PR Week the Rochdale MP and Labour PPS hits the nail on the head:

“We’ve already been told, from the very top, to intertwine ‘one nation’ into every policy statement we make, to build it into speeches, to continually repeat the phrase ‘one nation’ at every opportunity. I’m beginning to worry we haven’t moved on from the 1990s. But please, it’s not a General Election winning strapline is it? The public isn’t as accepting of such simple messaging any more. Indeed, I’ve come to believe the public is actively turned off by the torturous repetition of political mantras.”

Discussing Labour’s campaigning magazine, Danczuk coughed: “I was at least grateful they hadn’t bothered with Eddie Izzard for a change.” Aren’t we all.

UPDATE: Labour are taking this stoically:

“We believe in Britain being a country where everyone plays their part and we’ll continue to make the argument for One Nation Labour.”

Apparently Danczuk was ditched as PPS last year.


  1. 1
    Ha ha! says:
    • 2
      Ha ha! says:
    • 4
      Ha ha! says:
      • 6
        Jasmin Beckett says:

        I will fucking murder you, you dirty fucking fascist.

        I just cried.

      • 49
        Plod says:

        Who is Jasmin Becket and how can we fail to arrest her?

        • 195
          (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

          She is a sweet, intelligent and forward thinking “one nation” socialist with a belief in everyones right to say think and do as they please as long as everyone is in total agreement with her.
          A cross between Pol Pot and Mao but with a prettyish face and a pair of b**bs.
          The female alternative (if thats not sexist and/or patronising) to Owen Jones, one might say.
          How long before she guest edits Today or gets a seat on QT?

          • owen bennett jones says:

            The female alternative to me? How very dare you!

          • Graham says:

            Does that mean that she’s a lesbian ? After all , Owen Jones is another gay im the village. Wonder if he has met Mad Hatty’s husband.

    • 26
      UN DERAGE Drinking in the Labour Party says:
    • 27
      Gordon the Gormless says:

      Remember …. “Who was that woman? Racist!”

      • 246
        It was not the English who disunited the Country says:

        Labour the the party that that disunited the kingdom to suit the EUSSR the IRA and the Celtic fringe now talks of one nation BWWITONl.

    • 46
      It gets worse says:
      • 52
        Extremist Watch says:

        Ed Miliband’s supporters are turning out to be remarkably similar in outlook on life to Anjem Choudary’s

      • 54
        It has to be said says:

        What a sad and lonely childhood that girl must have had.

        • 61
          MI-5 says:

          A bit misguided perhaps, but where she lives looks like quite a nice middle class area.

          Doesn’t take long with that photo, identification of the pub and confirmation on her twitter profile of the city she lives near.

          Doctor Who fan also, so clearly brainwashed by the BBC.

          Little scamp – Matt Smith (who she appears to have a thing for) would not approve of the death threats.

        • 62
          FFS says:

          Fair play to her. She’s a 17 year old air-head and she’s already mixing with the man likely to be our next PM.

          She’s going to make herself a fortune. Lets face it, politics doesn’t come into it.

          • Psyche the Dog says:

            In politics or anything else, a good looking girl will get on more and more allowances made for in any failings, than a Plain Jane, especialy with male gaffers, strange how females tend not to like female gaffers

          • Not Laurie Penny says:

            It’s a sexual competition thing.

            That’s why women generally do not get along when put together in an exclusively female hierarchy.

            This is why the feminist movements are somewhat dysfunctional, and require gay members with male characteristics in order to maintain order.

      • 63
        Extremist Watch says:

        That used to be called grooming. Has Ed Miliband had a full CRB check?

        • 103
          Creaky tooth says:

          you can groom me any time.

        • 147
          Anonymous says:

          Yes, why is he surrounded by jailbait and a toyboy? I thought young Labour supporters looked like Millie Tant and Owen Jones. Perhaps he’s making up for the fact that he didn’t have a girlfriend untill after leaving University.

          I think we should be told

          • WoRaft Chihuahua says:

            I think he’s auditioning a cast for a new for a production of Dracula. Can anybody photoshop in a cape, pointy teeth and a few coffins? Cheeeldren of the Night and all that.

    • 57
      Youing Labour Merseyside leader issues death threats to TV producers says:
      • 65
        The Jackbooted Ones says:

        When do we hold the torchlit procession?

        • 145
          Tonight Matthew I'm goind to be the dictator in the style of Hitler says:

          She does look very Hitlerite stood in front of that lectern.

          Wave her arms around a bit and that should do it.

          • Socialism in Action says:

          • Anonymous says:

            To avoid confusion, Socialism is a “social and economic doctrine that calls for public rather than private ownership or control of property and natural resources. According to the socialist view, individuals do not live or work in isolation but live in cooperation with one another. Furthermore, everything that people produce is in some sense a social product, and everyone who contributes to the production of a good is entitled to a share in it. Society as a whole, therefore, should own or at least control property for the benefit of all its members.”

            Then there is NATIONAL Socialism: also called Nazism. “Totalitarian movement led by Adolf Hitler as head of the Nazi Party in Germany. In its intense nationalism, mass appeal, and dictatorial rule, National Socialism shared many elements with Italian fascism. However, Nazism was far more extreme both in its ideas and in its practice. In almost every respect it was an anti-intellectual and atheoretical movement, emphasizing the will of the charismatic dictator as the sole source of inspiration of a people and a nation, as well as a vision of annihilation of all enemies of the Aryan Volk as the one and only goal of Nazi policy.” Encyclopaedia Britannica

          • All this, plus World War Two says:

            And just to gain a few cheap party points. Is there no level to which you lot will not sink?

    • 64
      Jasmin Beckett Labour Party says:

      • 68
        Jasmin Beckett says:

        Jasmin Beckett ‏@JasminAmelia 14h

        I want every producer at C4 dead.

        • 71
          Wikipedia says:

          Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer – “One people, one nation, one leader”; one of the most-repeated slogans of the NSDAP

        • 95
          What sort of name is Jasmin without the 'e'? says:

          She’s only young.
          Mistakes have been made. I hope her parents are aware of what that moment of passion has produced.

          • What sort of name is Adolf without the 'e'? says:

            He’s only young.
            Mistakes have been made. I hope his parents are aware of what that moment of passion has produced.

          • What sort of name is Mao, without the 'e' says:

            He’s only young.
            Mistakes have been made. I hope his parents are aware of what that moment of passion has produced.

          • What sort of name is King Jong-un without the kong'? says:

            He’s only young.
            Mistakes have been made. I hope her parents are aware of what that moment of passion has produced.

          • What sort of a name is Dromey without the 'e' says:

            He’s only young.
            Mistakes have been made. I hope his parents are aware of what that moment of passion has produced.

    • 211

      has this beckett android been arrested yet for publicly inciting homicide ?

      or are the plod too busy massaging themselves … sorry, the crime figures .

  2. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will mainly be a “One Nation” Poster.

    • 25
      Labour mantra no.2 says:

      Now Common Purpose organization controls what voters can hear and read , so called top down we must put in place a bottom up communication. To do this any political interested voter must join the local labour party. Other parties, like the liberals can be tolerated providing they NEVER get elected.

      • 51
        Wiki says:

        Simon Danczuk

        He doesn’t sound all bad.

        “In May 2011 Danczuk made a criminal complaint to Essex Police about Liberal Democrat MP and Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change, Chris Huhne after it was alleged that Huhne had asked someone to take his penalty points for a speeding offence in 2003.”


        He had the guts to rat on a fellow MP.

        • 171
          Happy fist says:

          He also has a super-injunction out on his behaviour to the women in his life. His company went bust, so he stopped paying creditors and his staff’s stamp. Still paid himself a grand a day though.

          There is plenty more.

    • 74
      Ed Millibrain says:

      We will be in the shit if we lose 41 scottish MPs due to independence, so keep repeating “one nation”.

      Note are still “one nation” even though Labour tried to bribe the jocks by devolving transport, NHS, education etc.

      • 78
        Labour will still be the winners either way says:

        BUT not until 16 March 2016 when the Act of Separation would take effect so those 41 MPs will be able to fight the 2015 General Election and then help pass laws that will ensure that AV is brought in thus depriving Tories of winning ever again

      • 170
        Labour clarification says:

        One nation wales
        one nation scotland
        urr one nation ireland, in the south, and in the north
        urrrrrrrrrrrrrrr england, one nation multi-cultural

  3. 5
    John Tandy says:

    Quite right need to think out of the box for once….

  4. 9
    Ed Miliband says:


  5. 10
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Danczuk is just an ambitious twat who will say anything to gain everything.

  6. 11
    Podiceps says:

    ‘One Nation’ is still a Conservative slogan as far as I am concerned. Maybe that’s the point, but if so it’s a pretty feeble one. No one looks good in stolen clothes.

    A gratifyingly dreadful picture of Miliband, anyway.

  7. 12
    Ban the Left says:

    Seems that @JasminAmelia is followed by Tom Watson on Twitter.

    That is one out of her total 1,174 followers.

    Surprised ?

    • 69
      FFS says:

      This girl is going to go far. She knows which side her bread is buttered. She will be the next Yvette Cooper Balls-up.

      It’s not about politics. It’s about raw ambition, money, fame and getting yourself on TV.

      Her inevitable rise will be a lesson to all, mark my words. Just look at what she has achieved so far and yet she knows nothing, nothing at all.

  8. 13
    One Nation = Ein Reich says:

    It is National Socialism, not rubbish.

  9. 14
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  10. 15
    Anonymous says:

    I’m fed up with the “One Nation” “Tax cuts for Millionaires” and the “Cost of Living Crisis” mantras in fact most things that Ed M has to say.

    • 80
      Labour Shite says:

      or even 98% of the people rely on food banks !!!

    • 244
      Anonymous says:

      While the rest of us are fed up with the Two Nation Tories: Pressing the EU to allow the bankers to keep their 44% bonuses, while preventing OAPs from getting a council house. So much for the Caring Party?

  11. 16
    Podiceps says:

    Is that really pink lettering, or is it just the photograph? Note also the shifty L, neither upper nor lower case. People can’t help choosing fonts that give them away.

    • 193
      Mornington Crescent says:

      It’s a graduated colour which costs a fortune to reproduce.

      There are only three types of organisation that can afford full colour corporate identities: charidees, local authorities and the Labour Parteh. Can you spot the similarity?

  12. 18
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Anyone who watched even a few minutes of Benefit Street must have realised that we cannot continue like this,the underclass who now infest Britain and who have no ambition,drive or pride other than to live their live on benefit and petty crime can no longer be sustained.The Tories should use this programme for their election broadcasts to make certain that this lifestyle is no longer acceotable and will not be financed ny the taxpayer.

  13. 19
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Don’t forget Red Ed’s Blank Sheet of Paper……..which is now all crumpled, tarnished, dirty & only fit for disposal in the rubbish bin then burnt.

    What will the Master Puppeteer, Red Len, vomit up next to pollute
    the airwaves with, as Red Ed tries in desperation to connect with anything
    he calls ZanuLieLabor reality…..

  14. 21
    Little English People says:

    The Labour Party never forgave us working class folks like me for voting Lady Thatcher in.

    To punish us they turned huge swathes of the British working class into welfare junkies & opened the borders to get a more compliant voter base in.

    Labour really are scum – they destroyed their own indigenous communities to import more unionised foreign Labour voters.

    Vote UKIP.

  15. 22
    A cheeky scouser says:

    Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel .

  16. 23
    One Nation, Many Labour Santaa says:
  17. 24
    Benefits Street, Mark Carney Style says:

    • 33
      Elsie Hargreaves 5 Railway Terrace Dewsbury says:

      I have been much disturbed by what I have seen on Benefits Street.

      I am horrified by the way people on benefits live their lives. I would prefer the Government did not take money off me and give it to people to live like that.

      It is just not right and I feel now that I am to blame by paying taxes to perpetuate lives of relentless misery boredom and desperation.

      Please Mr Cameron do something and stop all benefits .

      • 77
        No 10 says:

        Thank you for your message Elsie. Your opinions are very important to the Prime Minister. As soon as your cheque for GBP250,000 has cleared, we’ll be right on it.

  18. 30
    altruism in industry says:

    that is such a funny photograph the poor thing looks demented, It communicates an idiot with aspirations of grandeur which he is just incapable of ever acheiving

    • 158
      Dirty ole Bugger says:

      In some of his photos Ed looks like an axe-mudering psychopath

      In others he looks like a cross between Mr Bean and Aaardman’s Wallace.

      He never looks like a sane person that you would want to be representing your nation on the world stage.

  19. 31
    altruism in industry says:

    that’ll be achieving

  20. 32
    Nightmare says:

    Are there enough thickies and ethnics in the country, along with postal vote fraud to see Labour back into power?

  21. 34
    Underage drinking in Young Labour...The Evidence says:
    • 39
      Mitch says:

      At that age they should be geting ars*holed every night and generally acting like tw*ts, setting fire to each other etc before chasing every woman in the place. Builds character.

    • 47
      M­aqboul says:

      They look like a bunch of earnest young twats, desperate to get onto the gravy train from Westminster to Brussels.

      • 58
        Extremist Watch says:

        A bit like the Young Tories used to be. Does anyone join them any more?

        • 67
          Clockwork Banana says:

          Or a few droogs enjoying a bevvy at the Moloko bar whilst figuring out whether to go for some of the old in and out or some ultra violence.

    • 126
      Liebours friends at the BBC - All the staff!! says:

      Have the BBC let Alan Hansen attend?

  22. 35
    Ed Moribund says:

    It’s politico-speak and sounds weird to everyone else.

    The only time someone in a pub or office canteen ever uses the phrase “one nation” is in relation to the World Cup, for example “One nation I’d like to see in Rio this summer is Sweden because of Zlatan’s goal scoring”.

    It sounds even worse with Miliband’s adenal twang. Useless!

    • 41
      Adolf Hitler 1938 says:

      ‘One People, One Nation, One Leader’

      • 53
        Miliband uses N@zi Slogan says:
        • 129
          Your Friendly Neighbourhood Political Buzzword Historical Reference Service says:

          “One Nation” was used by Dizzy in the mid 19th C.

          So another apostate Joo using it a century and a half or so later shouldn’t be that much out of place, notwithstanding its use by another political movement in another country.

  23. 43
    Ed Milimong says:

    Come on peeps,throw on those flares and get on down with it.

  24. 48
    No votes required says:

    One nation…..except that Labour excludes one constituent part of the nation, ie Northern Ireland.

  25. 50
    • 115
      MC Milibland says:

      yo! Everybody in da council House say Yeah! Big shout goin’ out to ma main Man.. Eddie B. You da Denier! Denier is you, man..

  26. 59
    Jasmin Beckett's Dildo says:

    I could be in the shit now….

  27. 66
    altruism in industry says:

    one country before Jesus

  28. 69
    I want to know says:

    Which safe Labour seat will Jasmin be parachuted into?

  29. 75
    Ed's Doppelganger says:

    We in labour party are strong believers in one country. Provided that UKIP do not start attracting our core working class supporters. We acknowledge that Dave and his out of touch mates are seriously undermining support in the country for the Tory Party, and for that we are most grateful!!

  30. 76
    JH34989342529345 says:

    “We believe in Britain being a country where everyone plays their part”

    Yeah, some of us play the part of people earning money that is then taken from them with menaces to pay for the human shaped shit on benefit street, while others sneeringly play the part of the human shaped shit.

    Luckier others get to play the part of a liberal metropolitan elite who also live as parasites off the productivity of the first group, but noisily avoid facing up to this by constantly claiming to be the protectors of the second.

    • 79
      Taxpayer says:

      Would it be reasonable to ask for the deaths of either group? Or do you have to be a member of the Labour Party not to be arrested for that?

      • 87
        Ban the Left says:

        Social Services will probably just confiscate some UKIP supporters kids just to make everything better and restore harmony to the community.

    • 86
      Waldo says:

      Could you explain to me .What fucking part do these politico twats play to benefit this c u n t r y?

    • 216
      (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

      Spot on!

    • 223
      General Pinochet says:

      JH……..you made El Presidente laugh with that post! Come the revolution, we’ll bomb the bastards!

  31. 81
    Confused.com says:

    Ed is about to harp on about the “Cost of Living Crisis” and “One Nation” during a period of reflection on the First World War.

    Adds a bit of perspective don’t you think?

    • 89
      Confused.com says:

      “Infact, did you know that during the First World War, things were so bad that gym memberships were rationed.”

      There’s my entry for comment of the day…

      • 140
        Jimmy says:

        You may laugh, but it must be serious when even the owner of a multi-billion pound blog can’t afford membership.

        • 178
          I say I say says:

          Not as funny as having Diane Abbot as shadow minister of Health.

          • I know, I know!! says:

            Sky have been doing the NHS this week. Did you all see that extremely obese GP pontificating on it all? If my GP had a girth of 2+ metres I would recommend some serious dieting and exercise for him. Fat slob – must be the 100grand a year he now pulls in.

            But, seriously, how can anybody really take him seriously when he is so obviously so far out of condition??

    • 92
      From Adolph to Adolf says:

      Has anyone told Ed? One would have thought that his Dad had, that Hitler’s meme for WWII was One People, One Nation, One Leader?

      • 105
        History says:

        Many people are assuming , of course, that Adolph’s account of his ‘escape’ to the UK has some credibility to it.

        Have you ever wondered at the ‘miracle’ of this man being on the last boat out of belgium: how unconcerned he was at the potential fate of the rest of his family who he left behind? And just how did the Miliband family become so very very rich?

        • 108
          KGB says:

          We had nothing to do with it. Nothing whatever. We had nothing to do with Dennis MacShane going to public school either.

        • 201
          It's an odd one that's for sure says:

          It does seem strange how a man who fled to this country with nothing, then did nothing except preach Marxism became a millionaire. Then there is the mystery of how his two sons who were only MPs on 60k a year became multimillionaires.

          Then the mystery of why the whole Miliband family were forced to wrap up their millions in financial trusts to prevent the tax collectors of Great Britain from collecting taxes from their fortunes, born of nothing.

  32. 82
    The LOLs continue says:
    • 85
      The LOLs continue says:
      • 113
        Bemused says:

        I’m actually beginning to feel sorry for the poor little air-head now.

        She really didn’t have any idea what she was getting into.

        How was she to know that people that give up 60hrs a week to pay for it all might resent their hard work being pissed away on such people?

        Twitter really should have a rule: “In order to use Twitter you must confirm you are over 21 and of sound mind”

        • 121
          The public says:

          ..and not a complete twat

        • 130
          Casual Observer 5 says:

          ‘of sound mind’ : That would take most of the left offline immediately.

          And they would be stupid enough to obey the rule.

          Good idea.

        • 143
          Anonymous says:

          There is a failing of Twitter hi-lited here. In this case it seems the girl is not a minor but as far as I know there is nothing to a youngster getting a twitter account and playing with the adults.

          Her local Labour party though, should have a duty of care for her as they send her out on the streets knocking on doors of strangers on behalf of their party. There is also Youtube footage over twelve months old of her asking Ed Miliband questions at the Labour conference, which she has also stood at the podium of, so there is no excuse for them to be unaware of her.

        • 144
          Jimmy says:

          So today’s rightie project is stalking a teenage girl?

          Not in the least creepy.

          • JH34989342529345 says:

            How come your link is now to Labour’s site as opposed to Progress?

            Are Progress quitters? Fucking Judean People’s Progress Front.

          • Jimmy says:

            I like to provide a range of informative material for my readers.

          • Dirty ole Bugger says:

            How did you know she’s a teenager? Oh, you’re already stalking her.

          • Jimmy says:

            Take your time…

          • Fair game principal... says:

            i) She’s over 18
            ii) She’s politically active with a reasonable profile within Labour
            iii) She is issuing death threats on a public forum to over a thousand of her followers against producers at a national broadcaster
            iv) Tom Watson follows her

            No one is stalking, but she should perhaps not post up enough personal details to track down her home address within 5 minutes of scanning her Tweets, get to know her well enough from that publicly available information to figure out who she has a crush on, and if one was really interested, perhaps get her phone number, food preference.

            Who needs the NSA spying, when Google and the Labour party will tell you all you need to know about available young girls.

            (Seriously – she should take those details off line if she is going to start issuing death threats…)

          • Fair game principal... says:

            + One hopes that if the blue Vauxhall which is parked outside her home on Google Streetmap belongs to her family, they have taken the time to repair the drivers side wing mirror by now.

          • Fair game principal... says:

            + One hopes that if the blue Vauxhall which is parked outside her home on Google Streetmap belongs to her family, they have taken the time to repair the dr!ver’s side wing mirror by now.

          • Dirty ole Bugger says:

            The poo’s in the post…..

          • Jimmy says:

            I’m guessing there’s no Mrs. FGP?

          • Mr. Blonde says:

            Stalk her? That’s a good…that’s a good idea. I like that one, yeah.

          • Fair Game principal... says:

            Can neither confirm nor deny a Mrs…, but can confirm no further interest in her period. May she have a good life.

            Would be more interested to know what Tom Watson and the party thinks of the sentiment expressed by one of their promising young activists in the NW of England. :-)

          • Jimmy says:

            In her what?

  33. 84
    • 93
      Ban the Left says:

      That does imply that David Cameron is a penis.

      Good way to get around the government controls on free press.

      Now Cameron could play this smart, and claim that Clegg is more of a femi-dom. Clever, as it would be the ‘right on’ approach for the ladies, and confirm more accurately that Cameron is a cúnt.

  34. 90
    John Tandy says:

    Admire this man……

  35. 91
  36. 100
    Raving Loon says:

    One nation under God, with liberty and justice for all.

    • 136
      Barack Obama, POTUS, says:

      Left out the “indivisible” between “God” and “with.”

      Though I do my best to divide my nation all the time.

      (And “T May” can fuck right off with that Yankee Go Home BS.)

  37. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Why the fuck is the EU flag flying outside HMP Oakwood?

  38. 110
    Anon. says:
    • 116
      Bristol Plod says:

      Oooooh, we didn’t know that was going on there. Shocking inum?

      Blimey, criminals and stuff.

      Where’d they get them drugs then?

      I dunno, them pretty clever innum? We’ve been lookin’ fur years and we ain’t found no drug dealers, but them bennies claimants find’um no trouble at all.

      I dunno, maybe we should give some of those bennies claimants a job finding the drug dealers for us? That’d be a laugh wouldn’t it?

      • 120
        Bristol Senior Plod says:

        alright, alright that’s enough of thaaat.

        Gotta get you down to the M4 to arrest some middle class drivers for going slightly faster than the prescribed speed limit.

        Why? Well because 2000 people die on the roads, don’t they? So we’re saving lives which is more important than child abuse and druggies and all thaaaat.

        Ok clever clogs so we haven’t actually saved anyone as such, no. And I ave to admit that ardly anyone dies on the M4 anyway, but it does keep our arrest targets up.

        Yeah I know this isn’t why you joined the plod in the first place. Moan moan moan.

    • 122
      Reality imitating a tv soap opera imitating reality says:

      Wasn’t there a soap show on Channel 4 called “Shameless” a while back based on the very same subject matter?

    • 131
      Anon. says:
      • 213
        Labour Cries Wolf...yet again says:

        Just finished watching this programme….absolutely fucking unbelievable….and what idiot actually allows himself/herself to be filmed shop lifting and scamming as a “Big Issue Seller” when you’ve just picked up any spare mags out of the Birmingham City Centre Premier Inn (AND get even bigger idiots paying you £2.50 a time for a free in house mag ?) and admitting benefit fraud of £1500 per month on television ? Also voice over says that so called Bedroom Tax is affecting the ability for some to grow some “Skunk” in your spare room. I mean what can people do if the nasty Tories are cutting their “bennies” ?

    • 137
      Mitch says:

      Interesting comparison to Nigella who also admitted drug use but was “let off” by the police.

      • 168
        Dirty ole Bugger says:

        This girl was obviously the subject of a police raid some time ago where a sellable quantity of drugs was found.

        The police would be wasting their time with Higella. She wasn’t dealing so no good would come of it.

      • 172
        Selohesra says:

        Perhaps intent to supply is the distinguishing factor?

        • 176
          Dirty ole Bugger says:

          Not to mention the fact tha Higella’s reputation has already been ruined and is hanging round her ankles like a pair of badly soiled period pants.

          She’s suffered enough.

  39. 112
    Ed Moribund says:

    Have you seen the price of Starburst? The big pack is £1.24 at Tesco. That’s up .06p since 2010, almost a 4% rise.

    David cameron should hang his head in shame at the cost of living cwisis he has engineered.

  40. 117
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    The fight for the next Tory leader has started. The contestants know that Cameron is doomed.
    Johnson, Gove & May all positioning themselves with the Tory right. Every barmy pronouncement they make has this as it’s primary goal.

    • 125
      Dave Miliband bottled it in 2008 says:

      I just wish they would just hurry up!

    • 128
      Screwed Taxpayer says:

      If one of them had the guts to do a Brutus on Camercnut now, they might stand a chance.
      But none of them have got the guts.
      The Conservative party has been totally fucked by the metrosexual equal opportunities human rights gay marriage opportunist career politicians.

    • 152
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      116 You need medical treatment.

    • 222
      (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

      Bamy is about right where Boris is concerned.

  41. 118
    The LOLs continue says:

  42. 123
    The public says:

    We don’t watch normal TV anymore. We have SKY or NOW or APPLE TV.
    So this program..what was that all about then? is it like Homeland?

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    Douglas says:
    • 150
      Euro Madness says:

      There is no problem if the Agency just ignores what are only guidelines. It won’t help pollution if the traffic is crawling along anyway.

      • 173
        Dirty ole Bugger says:

        Tomorrow I shall be following the guidelines to the utmost!

        I shall be driving to Oxford at a brisk walking pace. I expect it to take me all day. It’s only up the road.

    • 181
      Lies.It is ALL LIES says:

      As my car gets free road tax because of its low emissions can I carry on Driving at 70 mph?

      No, I thought not. So it’s nowt to do with pollution really but a motorway speed reduction by the back door.

      • 196
        Dirty ole Bugger says:

        I tried that with tungsten light bulbs. I told my local Labour MP that as I was buying Green leccy from nPower Juice I expected to be able to continue to use it as I wished.

        I got the usual pro-forma back.

  44. 134
    Barrosso to desert sinking s says:
  45. 138
    zorro says:

    She seems like a lovely middle class socialist from the The Wirral who is but asking for the death/execution of those who do not subscribe to her point of view. She should be able to make the seamless transition to extreme left wing demagogue in no time at all. She has the air of an up and coming Luciana, not that Luciana is necessarily any of those things…..

    • 146
      Asti Socialist, not Champagne says:

      Has Luciana ever issued a public threat of violence or wished death upon any one though ? Either on or off the record ?

      Tom Watson, who follows young Jasmin on Twitter, certainly is known for violent uncontrolled outbursts.

      For example, his expressions relating to how certain fellow members were going to regret things, in a manner loud enough to be overheard by several shocked bystanders, perhaps have influenced her judgement ?

      • 157
        Labour - the party for insecure bullies says:

        Threats and intimidation, it’s in our D-N-A

      • 194
        zorro says:

        Indeed, Luciana is but a middle/upper class socialist who just happens to be MP for a constituency across the water. Jasmin could be her assistant. I am sure that she would find it a productive time to press the flesh with others and learn the intricacies of neo-classical post endogenous welfarism…..

    • 225
      Jack Ketch says:

      Couple convicted at Westminster Magistrates Court for using Twitter to call for death of Caroline Criado-Perez who campaigned for women to be featured on banknotes.

  46. 148
    Non taxable pikey says:

    “One Nation” meaningless Bollo’cks. Lets get rid of this PPE Trust Fund bunch of Wakners and replace them with real people, for preference Engineers. UKIP for me.

  47. 160
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Jasmin’s five minutes of fame is now over. Next lefty idiot please.

  48. 161
  49. 163
    Rhetorical Question says:

    Has anyone ever managed to take a photo of Ed Miliband in which he doesn’t look like a deformed mong?

    • 215
      JH34989342529345 says:

      Unlikely… he is possibly one of the least photogenic people I have ever seen.

      As we approach the election that will cost him dear. Even tribal Labour mongs don’t want someone who looks like Simple Jack representing the country.

    • 217
      JH34989342529345 says:

      If fact, you’d only have to change about 10% of this and you’ve got Labour’s 2014 election broadcast right here.

      No charge for my services Labour. You’re welcome.

  50. 164
    Little Ed says:

    I’ve got a bwilliant idea for a new thlogan to weplace “One Nathion”. How about “We’re all in thith together”?

    • 180
      Commie McCluskey, Labour's leader and owner of Milipoodle, says:

      I don’t pay you to think, Milipoodle!

      It’s nearly half two and you STILL haven’t made my sandwiches! And don’t forget, smoked salmon and fresh cucumber, and cut the crusts off this time!!

  51. 165
    John Lardarse peanut Prescott says:

    Jasmine is Jasmine……………………..

  52. 167
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    If Ed Miliband wants One Nation, then why does he force socialism on everyone?

  53. 169
    Nemesis says:

    ‘One nation’ has become as ludicrously stupid as the cringe-making ‘hard working people’ or the arse twitching ‘big society’ and that absolute mind numbing phrase ‘lessons will be learnt’. Time for the spin doctors to compose something fresh and meaningful for all parties.

    • 182
      retardEd Miliband's cost of living crisis says:

      Let’s not go too far, too fast

    • 214
      I know, I know!! says:

      Sorry, pencil just broke, so now unable to draw any further lines in the sand at this moment in time going forward.

  54. 177
    Luciana Berger MP says:

    How can we possibly have one nation when some pensioners are forced to stay in bed all day because they can not afford their Gym membership?

    • 191
      Dirty ole Bugger says:

      You’ve got a point there Loosey. How about you come round to my place and talk about it in more detail. I’ll give you a nice facial while you’re here.

  55. 190
    Piss-poor Comedian says:

    The One Nation credit crisis is hitting the millionaire hedge fund managers whose hard working families are doing the right thing.

  56. 197
    Mark Wouters says:

    The Department of Health and dwp and police are trying to get their hand on funds that are locked in trust funds and also get monies and houses off JSA EAS claimants by deceptive and illegal means using other family members to do this .
    The Poice are also moving claimants who wish to sue the police dwp or department of health,they use unmakrked vans at unsociable hours of the Night and weekends ,the Police are also trying to fit people up for offences that may have occuerred while the People were and are sick .The Police are stopping peoples benefits to fit them up.

  57. 226
    Ed the Eunoch says:

    One Dumb Nation.

  58. 227
    Graham says:

    No doubt Jasmin Beckett will be with Dimblebum on Question Time within 6 weeks. Another fucking airhead like gayboy Owen ‘ piss brain ‘ Jones.

    • 235
      Mongy bastard says:

      Hasn’t Marcus Beigstock been booked yet to bring us his razor sharp political insight?

  59. 229
    MB. says:

    It just gets silly when every Labour muppet that you hear on TV or radio keeps reciting the same phrase in every sentence even when no relevance.

  60. 236
    Anonymous says:

    The Arrowe Park Hotel backs onto the Woodchurch Estate one of the early post war housing estates and faces Landigan cemetry & crematoriun.Not really posh.It was an excellent source of income for a relation of mine ,a solicitor in Birkenhead in 1960s.Jasmin probably hails from the estate.

  61. 237
    nick says:

    Why does it take so long for MPs to get to the truth? We all know, and have known since he said it that Millibrains “one nation” was a load of old rubbish. Just like all Labour speeches, or if it’s Balls ,just lies. What a load of useless people they all are.

  62. 239
    Andrew Efiong says:

    One nation… united in thinking Ed Miliband is a plonker!

    He’s hilarious, a Star Trek extra.

  63. 240
    The BBC Comintern says:

    We are troubled by this concept of ‘nation’ – singular or indeed plural. It is a fascist hangover from the colonial past and destructive of the vibrant new multi-cultural utopia built over the last 15 years.

    nevertheless we have to support ED in misleading the electorate

  64. 243
    Dessert Rat says:

    One nation indeed, fucking Poland innit!

  65. 247
    Political Mantra says:

    “Hardworking” ,used incessantly, is piss-boiling material.

  66. 248
    By the way says:

    You don’t hear about the mantra, ‘Compassionate Conservatism’. Maybe due to it being a total contradiction in terms?

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“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”

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