January 7th, 2014

Dave’s Designer Hairdresser Denies Bald Patch

Client confidentiality is assured with Lino Carbosiero MBE, the PM’s designer hairdresser.

Appearing on Sky News to deny his gong was anything to do with the fact he re-branded Dave’s sidey, the smooth talker claimed there was no bald patch.

Which would  the cameras…

And in his never ending quest for impartiality, Guido put it to Labour:

“Ed doesn’t have one person that cuts his hair. He sometimes goes to the local barbers.”

A man of the people. The mystery remains about Osborne’s radical redesign…


  1. 1
    All the world says:

    daves hairdresser does not have a bald patch.

  2. 2
    Christine LaGarde says:

    All you little Englanders will soon be getting a ‘haircut’.

    That is all.

  3. 3
    Moley says:

    The mystery is not whether politician a or b has a bald patch and who cuts their hair, it is as to whether or not those who judge politicians on hair styles have had a lobotomy or not.

  4. 4
    Nemesis says:

    It just shows what a farce the honours system is. An MBE for somebody whose only effort is to cut hair of the PM. It’s not his fault but the fault of fucking Cameron that this has been allowed.

  5. 5
    Vince Cable says:

    I cut my own hair if anyone is interested.

  6. 6
    Robert says:

    More of a bald line, it’s modern art, representing the splits within the coalition but ultimately a meeting of left and right to cover up the real issues.

  7. 7

    “The mystery remains about Osborne’s radical redesign…”
    What’s the mystery. Poodle parlour in Westbourne Park Grove. Paws For Applause. Thought you knew?

  8. 8
    JH34989342529345 says:

    Nice bit of false-binary presentation on the BBC web site.


    “Is lower economic growth a price worth paying for cutting immigration, as Nigel Farage claims?”

    First he did not claim that lower immigration = lower economic growth. He just said it would be a price worth paying in the entirely unlikely event it is true.

    Can anyone explain to me why ceasing the importation of legions of ghetto formers will result in lower growth of anything, unless we are talking crime statistics. London would be one of the safest capitals in the world minus enrichment-crimes.

  9. 9
    Harridan Harpic says:

    Has anyone seen my red (hot) box?

  10. 10
    Bird shit watch says:

    So who is responsible for the white blob on Ed’s bonce. Angela Seagull?

  11. 11
    I can say this as they don't pay me lots says:

  12. 12
    M102 says:

    Not on his head anyway :)

  13. 13
    the volunteer says:

    I had a first floor flat in Royal Crescent, Holland park with a balcony cost me eleven pounds a week.

    just saying like.

  14. 14

    A politician is, as Robin Day memorably put it

    Hair today, gone tomorrow.

  15. 15
    M102 says:

    LOL I read that Kim Fat Un cut’s his own hair because he’s frightened of barbers.

  16. 16
    Camerclegband says:

    Owen Jones is a Hunt.

  17. 17

    Too expensive. Far too near Shepherd’s Bush. And we all know where Shepherd’s bush is.

  18. 18
    Ed McLuskiband says:

    Rather an MBE which costs fuck all than state handouts. I’m fairly sure he has cut other peoples’ hair as well as the PM’s. And created jobs and paid shitloads of tax. And is kind to old ladies and sick animals. I could go on….

  19. 19
    Camerclegband says:

    That patch at the back of Camerons head is just the joint in the human suit he uses to cover his lizard body. They are becoming more confident and will soon shed the human skins and reveal what they really are ….

  20. 20
    M­aqboul says:

    It certainly incited the hatred of the socialist elite of the Wirral.

  21. 21
    Camerclegband says:

    If my barber cut my hair like that; I’d cut his fucking throat !

  22. 22
    mOby Quiff says:

    Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad ?

  23. 23
    Sir William Wayde says:

    Women simply will not vote for a baldie. Neither Hague nor IDS stood a chance against the hairy Blair.

  24. 24
    FFS says:

    But at least one of the death threats came from a Labour activist.

    Furthermore, Owen, the whole point of representative democracy is to allow tensions to be defused by elected politicians actually taking into account the strength of feeling of the electorate.

    In other words, its high time the politicians did something about benefit scrounging before working people do something about it themselves. If politicians hadn’t been hiding the truth we would never have got this far.

  25. 25
    Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

    Aw, bless! Owen doesn’t like it when people say the simple truth:

    “Labour’s supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth”

  26. 26
    Fair Game principal... says:

    Has Jones pointed out that most of the violence seems to have sourced from Labour activists ?

  27. 27
    the volunteer says:

    if you want to know if somebody has opened a door, here is a tip, fold a piece of paper or plastic that is springy and sellotape it to the door frame so that it is folded above the top of the door with the fold pointing away from the direction of opening . If somebody opens the door the the bit of plastic or paper whatever will flick down and be trapped by the door to be noticeable to you.
    just saying like

  28. 28
    I. Ronny says:

    Owen and co. must be especially p1ssed off as it was their sweethearts at channel 4 who broadcast this.

  29. 29
    Juliet Capulet says:

    Partings are such sweet sorrow

  30. 30
    FFS says:

    Having more immigrants = higher GDP.

    However, having more immigrants = lower GDP per capita

    A nation’s wealth is dependent on GDP per capita. If that was not the case a radical breeding programme to achieve a population in line with that of India would be a worthwhile approach.

  31. 31
    anonymouse says:

    GDP is being quoted however what is not being quoted is GDP as a percentage of the population.
    The reality is that GDP will inevitably go up if the population rises. It is therefore nothing more than stating the obvious.

  32. 32
    The Right Honourable George Osborne MP says:

    When I took this job, Britain was borrowing more than £400 million every single day to pay for government spending. But as a result of the painful cuts we’ve made, the deficit is down by a third and we’re borrowing nearly £3000 less for every one of you and for every family in the country.

  33. 33
    Norman Baker MP says:

    How was I able to type that just by thinking it?

    I must check my office for extra-sensory bluetooth-cerebral interfaces of the type that MI5 developed 20 years’ from now and shipped back to their colleagues in the present day using technology that is beyond our comprehension.

  34. 34
    Sir William Wayde says:

    True story:

    Barber: “How would you like your hair cut, Sire?”
    Alexander the Great: “In silence.”

  35. 35
    Not William Vague says:

    A woman came over to me in a club, rubbed my head and asked “Is it true, do bald men make better lovers?”

    I said “I don’t know. I haven’t fucked any”

  36. 36
    Dave's Doubled the Debt says:

    How’s the debt interest going then, smarty pants?

  37. 37
    Jimmy says:

    The Barber of Eville.

  38. 38
    Piss-poor comedian says:

    Being bald I like to go into hairdressers and ask them to sort out my perm.

    The look of confusion soon changes to one of horror by the time my pants are round my ankles.

  39. 39
    The Barber of Seville says:

    ♪♫ Then I’m the one…you’re not fooling me? ♫♪…

  40. 40
    Justine says:

    I cut Ed’s hair – but he has to wash the pudding basin afterwards.

  41. 41
    Barberella says:

    That may be true, Your Majesty, but let’s just stick to what we see.

  42. 42
    Jimmy says:

    Hair to Blair?

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    So John Frieda gives £100,000 to the Tories and Dave won’t even let him cut his hair, rude.

  44. 44
    Mr Helpful says:

    You could also rig the door with Semtex and a trigger that detonates the Semtex if the door is opened.

    Upon your return, if the door and surrounding rooms are missing, you can be reasonably certain that the door has been opened.

    You could possibly determine the identity of the person who opened the door by placing CCTV camera in a building across the road, in such a position that it records the person’s face in the moments before he/she opens the door.

    NB: Remember NOT to open the door yourself.

  45. 45
    Bill Quango MP/5 says:

    Political Hairdressing

    Get rid of Scotland and you can appreciate a permanent Dave. {Dave Cameron}

    LorrySmell. Because I’m worth shit! {James Gordon Brown}

    Volume, body, thick bodied and nourishment are what I seek in a burger .{Eric Pickles}

    That greasey, waxy substance that’s shiny and very difficult to remove. Also known as Keith Vaz.

    Lacking Fibre? No body? Washed out, limp and dull looking? Smelling of vegetable extracts? You must be a Liberal Democrat.

  46. 46
    JH34989342529345 says:

    Only because GDP ludicrously includes spending by the state, which is like including your credit card spending as ‘income’.

    The state has no money of its own. It certainly doesn’t earn any.

  47. 47
    Shome mishtake says:

    Shurely Στη σιωπή.

  48. 48
    the volunteer says:

    then you could have put that on the website http://stupidpeopleblowingthemselvesup.fuckwit
    it would get a lot of hits =o)

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone who cut Dave’s hair for that many years and showed the restraint not go Sweeney Todd on his ass deserves some recognition.

  50. 50
    Lynton Crosby says:

    Look ! No Ammonia.

  51. 51
    Just in case says:

    Guido has his pubic hair cut and shaved like a porn star. Who loves it we don’t know.

  52. 52

    Owen Jones incites hatred every time he opens his mouth.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    “In other words, its high time the politicians did something about benefit scrounging before working people do something about it themselves. If politicians hadn’t been hiding the truth we would never have got this far.”

    Any chance of a documentary on tax avoiders?

  54. 54
    Yvette Cooper says:

    Gel, Cream, Mousse,Serum .. I don’t care what you call it Ed! You’re not squirting it over my face!

  55. 55
    General Pinochet says:

    Back in Chile, we could make anything disappear………….

  56. 56
    John Bellingham says:

    It is a Rear Parting. Apparently all the rage amongst the younger Tory set, the Lib Dems and hairdressers everywhere.

  57. 57
  58. 58
    Mehdi Hassan says:

    My hair is so oily Greenpeace rescue Puffins from it.

  59. 59

    It’s taken you 7 days to work that oe out. Finally sobered up after Hogmanay have you?

  60. 60
  61. 61
    M102 says:

    Lenin McClusky?

  62. 62
    This creepy twat defended Jasmin Beckett. Now he's perving on other young girls says:


  63. 63
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    You’re cutting the deficit too far, too fast!

    Under me we’d be paying much more interest to poor bankers!

  64. 64
    Social Services says:

    How can you call a 17 year old girl who has been groomed by a large number of politically motivated older men who have not undergone CRB checks, who have had many colleagues and benefactors already connected to unsavoury acts involving the young, an ACTIVIST? The word is Labour VICTIM!

  65. 65
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Two, dammit. Three, nine, five, Dammit! Eleventeen, Six, eight… er, what comes after eight? Have I said three yet?

  66. 66
    The LOLs continue says:

  67. 67
    Gordon MacBreath says:

    Its Zixty! Didn’t you learn anything from me?

    one hundred !

  68. 68
    The LOLs continue says:

  69. 69
    the volunteer says:

    stop news. hairdresser gives blow dry

  70. 70
    ABU says:

    Quite true and it’s one of the reasons women should never have been allowed to vote. In America many women voted for Clinton because he had “nice hair”

  71. 71
    Another Labour incitement to murder! says:

  72. 72
    Jimbo hobo says:

    Those lefties. So proud of their ‘superior’ intellect and ability to reason without being a bit horrid.

  73. 73
    ABU says:

    And does that make him deserving of an MBE?

  74. 74
    Jimbo hobo says:

    Red red rage

  75. 75
  76. 76
    the volunteer says:

    we are here, waiting.
    We are always here, all we can do is wait with patience, our love is boundless, our patience is unlimited.
    3 generations, 10 generations it makes no difference, time passing can only bring us closer because we are the same.
    grasp the opportune time in history, come back to our bosom.
    Join with us and affirm our common destiny. negotiate a new UNITED Kingdom outside of the EU

  77. 77
    Anjem Choudery says:

    And his cheeks!

  78. 78
    Podiceps says:

    I’ve seen it. It’s called The Mutz Nutz. You can get a dog bed in the shape of a Cadillac there. Clearly they foster ambition in their clients.

  79. 79
    Anjem Choudery says:


  80. 80
    Podiceps says:

    Told of many, from Solon to Tito.

  81. 81
    Old Codger says:

    I’ve got a hungry dog

  82. 82
    camilla rod hull parker-bowles says:

    I consider myself pc and that comment made me laugh out loud! Now I feel dreadful.

  83. 83
    non-story alert says:

    Sorry but this is another non-story.

  84. 84
    Questions of our time says:

    Does David Cameron put on a Clegg when his hairdresser blows him dry ?

  85. 85
    Capt. Ahab (retired) says:


    Moby DICK!

  86. 86
    A conversation in German, using Ballsian eonomics says:

    Advisor: Sex ?
    Merkel: Nein.
    Advisor: Fúnf…

    Merkel: Vier ?
    Advisor: Ein.
    Merkel: Fúnf…

    Merkel: Acht.
    Advisor: Gut. Danke.

  87. 87
    Lynton Crosby says:

    No, really – Look ! No Ammonia !

    (Don’t look at the bus loads of R’omanian’s and B’ulgarian’s creeping in behind you…)

    That’s the way to do it !

  88. 88

    Quite. Who cares whether Camoron is going bald or not?

    Things that matter are immigration, the enormous public debt, the continuing excessive deficits, and his one achievement — legalising bum sex marriage.

  89. 89
    Love a bit of political violence, me says:

    Bring it on.

    We’re ready for ya!

    Time to settle the left vs right argument once and for all

  90. 90
    john mackie says:

    Better a bald patch than pigeon poo in your hair.

  91. 91
    the volunteer says:

    there is an attitude ” I am not responsible for the mistakes of my grandfathers”
    it is a true thing to say.
    it says ” fuck off with your claims of exploitation, you know what fuck off means ? it is nothing to do with me”
    sort out your own life, don’t go fucking having happiness in my society and tell me you hate it, just fucking go somewhere else please
    thanks in advance

  92. 92
    Samcam says:

    Dave. Florence has got nits. She must have got them off you — you’re the nit around here.

  93. 93
    Risk everything, except your hair says:

    Not just a hairdresser.

    The guy also does charity work, like Savile did, and he is a lobbyist.

    He is lobbying for regulation of hairdressers according to the interview.

    Perhaps he is also Common Purpose.

  94. 94
    Hodge Bodge says:


  95. 95
    Bojo Redux says:

    Nick Clegg is David Cameron’s plonker.

  96. 96
    Mr Potato Head says:

    And Kinnockio.

  97. 97
    The Barber of Savile says:

    Now then, now then, what’s all this then ?

  98. 98
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Next year Dave’s horse is being made a consul.

  99. 99
    Mr Potato Head says:

    So just like Owen Jones does with ‘all’ bankers.

  100. 100
    Mr Potato Head says:

    It is Liblabconomics.

  101. 101
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    You know. You’ve given me an idea for a Christmas special. Track suited jogging around The opera house

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    I really must congratulate Dave for further debasing the honours system. I am, though, a little disappointed not to have been made an MBE for my services to writing pointless anonymous comments telling the world about his achievements. That’s got to be equal to anything his barber did in hiding the bald patch and dying his hair.

  103. 103
    Deep Thought says:

    You most definitely are not Ed Balls.

  104. 104
    Philllll Juppetus and other fat blokes shouting says:

    Humour – it’s a terrible thing.

  105. 105
    Dave's Pram says:

    Well, it’s certainly not his brain expanding and pushing his hair out!

  106. 106
    None of the above says:

    Tories hacks arguing with Labour hacks is hardly a left-right battle. More like a pair of twins arguing over who gets to shit in the deckchair as the Titanic goes down.

  107. 107
    Ms J Dromey says:

    Why does my arse
    feel so bad?

  108. 108
    Opera Watch says:

    Just do the version where Bartolo doesn’t wait until she is of age, or marry her.

    You should be able to get a healthy commission off the BBC for that.

    Would be EU friendly as well.

  109. 109
    Opera Watch says:

    Rosalina that is. Set it in a hospital, with an eight year old Roslina and keep the tracksuit…

  110. 110
    Hugh Nose says:

    That might just be because Hague and IDS are wankers though, to be fair.

  111. 111
    Philllll Juppetus and other fat blokes shouting says:

    Which one?

  112. 112
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    I just committed a terrible error!
    At the “new scheduling inclusivity outreach and program” meeting I said
    “That benefits street show got good ratings. Maybe we should rip it off. You know, like we did with the voice and xfactor.

    It went very quiet. So I had to reverse ferret and say “I meant a program that looks at how many people have died since the tory bedroom tax forced them into slavery. .. I think we could do a foodbank special on wheelchair bound people and how hard it is to be gay on a mobility scooter in modern Britain.”

    Then the room cheered up.. Close one.

  113. 113
    Tiny Blair says:

    Under my system you could have got a knighthood for 1 million.
    OBE s were only £30k

    Roll up, roll up…everything must go..big honours sale! This week only buy an order of the garter and get an MBE absolutely free!

    Those were the days!

  114. 114
    Hugh Nose says:

    Having more immigrants = higher GDP

    Even this premise is dubious, it depends on what one is comparing with.

  115. 115
    Jethro says:

    You try and part my Rear, and you won’t know whether it’s Tuesday or last sat’day-week!

  116. 116
    Jeeves @ the BoE says:

    Would sir like some more quantitative easing?

  117. 117
    Jethro says:

    …you had it coming to you…

  118. 118
    Jethro says:

    98 You’ll be telling me next, he’s got a slave called Antinous!

  119. 119
    Drone ops says:

    One man’s hijab is another man’s jihad?

  120. 120
    Austin Barry says:

    Surely, only Mark Oaten’s hairdresser deserves an award – or does he just go through the motions?

  121. 121
    Alex Dumas says:

    Meanwhile over in France the Socialists have been busy:

    I. Emmanuel Wals the Interior Minister from Spain has banned a comic from performing in public because he does not like his jokes about the Jews.

    2. Striking Goodyear workers are holding two managers hostage . They have further insisted on filming them on national tv and actually waved a surgical urinary bowl in front of one of them when he wanted got go to the toilet.

    So much for Human Rights in the glorious Fifth Republic. Needless to say the Gendarmerie are keeping a wide distance.

    Not a word of protest from the intrepid freedom fighter Dave Cameron but there again the hostages look Christian.

    The EU should have called Hollande in by now and read the jumped up little Bonaparte the riot act.

  122. 122
    Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants and Criminals says:

    Has anyone noticed the similarity between Ed Multimillionaireband and the School shooter in America?

  123. 123
    Del Boy says:

    I had no idea David Cameron was going bald.

    It is times like this one can appreciate the value of Guido and his blog.

  124. 124
    None of the above says:

    A restraint of trade. just the sort of thing that you would expect frmo the modern tories.

  125. 125
    Mong Watch says:

    Dave’s got a double first from Oxford in PPE apparently.

    That’s a lot of shit in that small head of his.

  126. 126
    FFS says:

    It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there

  127. 127
    Marx in an 1848 newspaper article: says:

    “there is only one way in which the murderous death agonies of the old society and the bloody birth throes of the new society can be shortened, simplified and concentrated, and that way is revolutionary terror.”

  128. 128
    M102 says:

    Was he lobbying for bumsex?

  129. 129
    Tony B£air and the 100,000 dead Iraquis says:

    Tory policy killing people?

    Bloody amateurs!

  130. 130
    The British media are cunts says:

    More lefty bollocks from Matt Frei on Channel 4 news, he’s totally siding with the Amnesty mong instead of cross examining him on the merits of taking people from Syria rather than leaving them in place near to wear they live.

    Getting really fucked off with lefty media and the Tory mong he had a go at was useless.

    Syria is not our problem, we don’t give a fuck.

  131. 131
    SamCam and the liberal elite says:

    Can someone update me on the Syrian situation, please?

    Do we want to bomb them still or invite them to come and live here?

  132. 132
    Lister says:

    Can you just take a step to the left Norma? No, no, one step will be fine. There’s a worm-hole about to open in the space-time continuum right about where your laptop is.

    Yep, yep, that’s fine.


  133. 133
    Militurd says:

    My mum cutth my hair.

  134. 134
    Miliwonk says:

    My mum cutth my hair.

  135. 135
    M102 says:

    That loca thing looks like one of those plastic doll transvestites they had in the mail yesterday.

  136. 136
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    FFS, MBE for being a hairdresser,, a string of medals.

  137. 137
    Andy Burnham, and over 20,000 dead on the NHS says:

    Yes. Pathetic.

  138. 138
    British Citizen says:

    I really wish that David Cameron would just leave public life. His government has a done a few necessary things, so intellectually I should be supportive, but I just can’t do it.

    He is such an utter embarrassment. An MBE for hairdressing. What a fucking clown.

  139. 139
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Didn’t hear Matt Frei offer to provide a home for a couple of Syrian refugees.

  140. 140
    Moley says:

    If the country votes for Miliband “Because he’s got much nicer hair than whotsisname in the Conservatives”, the country will get what it richly deserves. A Government that’s hair today, gone tomorrow

    Personally; I think that Farage wins on hair, Miliband’s is too geekish, so I’m voting UKIP.

    Bugger the policies; they are obviously irrelevant anyway, in the modern democracy.

  141. 141
    The Devil says:

    Coming up for 4 years of this government and no bombs dropped on anybody. What the fuck is going on with you people?

  142. 142
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I think they are doing a good job bombing themselves. I do remember how the labour MPs cheered and laughed when Cameron lost the vote on Syria. Maybe ask labour what they have done to help the Syrian refugees.

  143. 143
    David Cameron says:


  144. 144
    Prick Knobinson of the BBC says:

    I’ve just made a programme called The Truth about Immigration. I found that 99.5% of the British people think that immigration is a good thing. The 0.5% that didn’t turned out to be fruitcakes,loonies and right-wing extremists.

  145. 145
    The NRA says:

    Which one? There’s so many of us school shooters! Yeeeeehaw!

  146. 146
    The Show Must Go On says:

    Is Channel 4 still on the air? Enough Channel 4 producers must have survived the lefty extermination threat to enable the show to go out then.

  147. 147
    Nigel "He's a crafty one" Farrage says:

    We’re gonna invite 500 of their very best citizens then let the Saudis bomb the rest dressed as “al qaeda”

  148. 148
    John Prescott says:

    I’m going to have a double chili beef taco and then chunder like a hero.

  149. 149
    The Labour Party says:

    We will assist them (by celebrating the cultural richness of their community) by embracing their diversity within our one nation, and helping them with the cost of living crisis they will experience in Britain.

  150. 150
    Dirty ole Bugger says:

    Matt, adopt some Syrian kids. Show us you mean business.

    You fuckers never do though do you?

    Never give up YOUR fucking money or rescue kids in difficult circumstances.

    No, no you are far too lofty to deal with the nitty gritty of actually getting your hands dirty with the actual helping out.

  151. 151
    The Labour Party says:

    Embrace and celebrate the rich cultural heritage of our rich diverse communities.

    Except the English community, who are the scum of the Earth.

  152. 152
    The British Public says:

    Syria is none of our business

  153. 153
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The English are not a part of our rich cultural diversity, well not any more.

  154. 154
    The stooge in no. 10 whose purpose is common with Vacant Ned's says:

    See if I care.

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  155. 155
    Ben says:

    This sums up the Labour Party, the left and socialism to an absolute tee in the description of Eds mates over the channel in France. This is coming to you in 2015 if the parasites in this country get their way.

    “France’s economic sickness is primarily due to its overbearing state, horrendously high tax levels, insane regulations, absurd levels of inefficient public spending and generalised hatred of commerce, capitalism, success and hard work”

    See more at: http://www.cityam.com/article/1389059090/france-s-failed-socialist-experiment-turning-tragedy#sthash.TWueIxWG.dpuf

  156. 156
    Ben says:

    Pretty much all of it

  157. 157

    Just in…
    The US shivers through coldest weather in 20 years!


  158. 158
    OMG says:

    NK leader’s uncle executed by dogs story came from Chinese satire piece


    Reports North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s uncle was executed by a pack of dogs, attracting endless media attention, seem to have come from a satirical Chinese microblogging website.

    International media outlets jumped on the story after it was reported by a Hong-Kong-based newspaper. The story portrayed the North Korean leader in a particularly cruel and savage way.

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    Acidic Russell says:

    more suck di
    que lactant moredi

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    David Cameron's telephone sanitiser says:

    Can’t wait ’til next year !

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    The Schmuck In Residence says:

    Natalie Rowe ‏@RealNatalieRowe

    I want to stress George Osbourne is not the Minister in question that likes to wear nappies and be treated like a baby, he knows who he is!

    Any answers,Mr Fawkes ?

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    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Syria is a religious war between two sects of Islam its got fuck all to do with us just like Iraq.

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    but says:

    Has that little Labour girl been arrested for making threats to kill yet?

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    ATOS says:

    You qualify for double daily living allowance. No further examination necessary.

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    just asking says:

    Did John Frieda donate money to Hacked Off?

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    Mothercare says:

    It just has to be Bawls

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    badger lover says:

    Looks like a badgers arse suffering from alopecia. Kind of sexy – if you are a badger.

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    Wooster @ the BoE says:

    Only if you have any of that lubricant left.

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    Ed Dopey, minister for climate warming says:

    It’s Climate Change, not Global Warming, so shut up and pay your green taxes scumbag.

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    Bilda Berger says:

    Aged 10, I committed a frightful solecism at the barber’s.

    Barber: Which team do you support, Sonny?
    Me: I’m not interested in football.

    Silence followed, together with an even worse haircut than usual. Cost: 9d (was 1/- if you opted for a spraying with the smelly brilliantine).

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    G. Orwell says:

    Is the Beeb now the Ministry of Truth?

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    Bilda Berger says:

    On another note, can anyone understand the marketing mind behind the brand name “Wash ‘n’ Go?”

    As favoured no doubt by W. Hague and I. Duncan Smith.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    They LIBLABCONNERS – ‘imply’ DISINGENUOUSLY (forked tongue style) that they love their country.

    Why then do the whole rabble of them keep fucking ignoring the ‘WILL OF THE PEOPLE’ and why do they lie to the public day in day out?

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    Bilda Berger says:

    An old BBC pome:

    Stephen Sackur
    Is no slacker;
    But Matt Frei
    Just gets by.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Both of them – despicable power hungry, lying, duplicitous, fork-tongued placemen puppets.

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    Nick Robinson says:

    Oh, and the h’olocaust was total bollocks as well…

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hey Norm – did you know that dead men can tell tales – especially when you ‘acknowledge receiving information’ which is directly pertinent to the strange death of a doctor – yet you knowingly, deliberately and wilfully ‘ignored’ such information?

    btfw – try the Telegraph and what was ‘published into the public domain about Michael Dugher’ – you co-conspirer in concealing of the truth.

    Tick Tock – to Chilcott.

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    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Bilda its “white wash ‘n go” – It’s what successive governments do.

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    sly lefty says:

    I obviously unreservedly don’t wish anybody any harm and I apologise for any offence caused by my last tweet.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Has her brain cell recovered from her trip up on skis?

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    The Law says:

    But that still does not change the fact that the message was sent initially, which is an offense that should be prosecuted.

    The follow up tweet may be considered as part of the defence, but does not prevent prosecution for the original offense committed.

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    Anonymous says:

    UK accepted ‘about 1,500′ asylum seekers from Syria, says Nick Clegg

    Well you can fucking well pay to support them Nick baby, you invited them not the rest of us.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The figures – have been blown out of all proportion – for almost 70 years.

    The decade upon decade of ‘mantras’ – and the disproportionate numbers and all the propaganda has been unravelled.

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    anonymous says:

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    kay burleyhuman says:

    what exactly is the relationship between George Osborne’s cocaine use and his ever burgeoning double chin?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Six months ago the CC myth believers in the UK were propagating of stories in the South of the US of seven year droughts … then the rains came.

    These things happen – that’s the way Mother Nature works – get fucking over all you deluded Climate change mongrels – Al sold you all a dummy.

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    anonymous says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Over ‘it’ apologies to the grammar police.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Getting warmer there anony – it’s all about the abuse of the ‘Public’s Purse’.

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    Jimmy Savile says:

    Now then, now then. What’s all this then ?

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    In part, but this is more about the EU signing up all member states to take about 5000 refugee’s from Syr!a, and Britain following suit.

    G’ermany has taken it’s contingent – for the most part, and so has Denmark and a few others.

    It is EU related, not UK. In part this is why Farage was highlighting it the other day – telling the public what Dave / Nick do not.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I still hate the Bar Council’s Fat Catting and fleecing of the public purse. Nice stunt to try and garner support about British Justice – It’s the oldest and most despicably, duplicitous dark arts society going – to the bottom.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    It is pretty publicly evident that the LibLabConspiracy against the British public is now more widely known than ever. Off with their goolies as Pammy said.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    The electorate will be able to send a message clearly enough through the ballot box, and there will be some fringe types who may cause some trouble – most likely from the non White community. Most of the stuff that goes on with them is censored by the press anyway.

    It is those who are actually running business who are making the final decisions.

    UK taking a day to intercept a foreign missile cruiser parked off the coast for example. Now, what effect should that have on investment and bond yields.

    The candle has been burning at both ends for this lot.

    Time for some meaningful change.

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    jatweePRO says:

    the dead are the best.

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    Dirty ole Bugger says:

    I misread that. I thought it said double-fist.

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    Dirty ole Bugger says:

    No, but she has been beaten up by a gang made up of members of the local golf club protesting at their marginal tax rate of 65%.

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    Dirty ole Bugger says:

    No. Not even Jack has seen your red hot box.

    There are many that say you do not have a red hot box.

    There are many more that say you do not have a box.

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    Benefits st says:

    Just watching a replay of Benefits st. My god ch4 should be applauded for exposing this lot for what they are. The biggest surprise is they were committing crime and letting themselves being filmed. The plod can ave a field day with the evidence on this film
    With a couple of exceptions which there were, they are Just a bunch of degenerates that have no intention of working or even looking for work but sitting there stealing our hard earned tax money to fund their lazy arsed life. No shortage of tellys and phones fags and beer though.

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    Owen Jones says:

    I prefer “Wash, and hang around in the male showers for no apparent reason”

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    They liked Kojak but only voted for him in TV polls.

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    PROstiCHUTE says:


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    The Grammar Police says:

    As you were.

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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Nice lollipops.

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    Dirty ole Bugger says:

    They had plastic transvestite dolls in the mail?

    That’s taking a promotional offer too far surely?

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    Yeah, but what do you dislike about them?

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    Very scared. help wee. says:

    double shit.

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    Edward Scissorband says:

    Hair today, gong tomorrow

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    One supposes that some women are suckers for that sort of thing.

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    Ed Millband's mum says:

    Not anymore Ed. Your brother David has volunteered to do it.

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    Anonymous says:

    which Syrians are we getting – the Assad child murdering ones or the rebel cannibal ones?

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    TIME is YvY. not 'arf, says:


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    Concerned Viewer says:

    BW can you stop going on about israel. I keep getting adverts for holidays in haifa. I much prefer those adverts where Bill Clinton pretends he’s still president.

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    Casual Observer 5 says:


    I honestly was thinking about the lollipop only.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Yates of the yard couldn’t see anything – because he was a blind politicised SOAB and probably beholden to a shekel or two.

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    anonymous says:

    #Benefitsstreet hero 50p man comes under attack. :shock:
    Owen Jones won’t like this.

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    Benefits st says:

    Love the comment at the end—

    *takes drag from cigarette*
    ” no parent can listen to his child crying with hunger”
    *stops and takes another drag from cigarette*


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    vulul says:

    i want a gorilla.
    gorilla says gauri la.
    tarzan fucks gauri.
    gauri says purrr.
    owner says leash.
    leash says YoY.
    Blair says fucku.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    NBW – I noticed today that the RB/AC gig has gone into contempt mode. Thus the press are being ordered to not report certain matters … That’s a neat Legal Trick to deprive the public of what is in the ‘Public Interest’. Of course there is also the trick that those in power [The Executive] use the ‘not in the public interest’ ruse which essentially means that they ‘don’t want the public to know how corrupted the whole damned Executive is. But hey you know – the truth will out.

    Abraham Lincoln “You can fool some of the people …” – well the intelligent out there know the rest.

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    Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far to the left says:

    There is an odd disturbance in the force:

    The economic arguments against such stupidity are worth a gander.

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    oLo says:

    nose drop.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Has the menace MacShaneski – been quietly moved to a soft prison yet … he’s not getting the msm coverage that huhne got – is it because of his background?

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    Aei No'Corri says:

    my fat is in the dog.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Folk are still tweeting from the trial – except for some sections.

    Non-UK press are covering, eg:


    Read something about documents being rushed out of NI international archives a week or so ago. All looking more murky that it first appeared.

    Could NOTW campaign in favor of Sarah’s Law have had any bearing on what panned out back then. That is a very pertinent question, which could be discussed without fear of contempt.

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    Cassandra says:

    \silly me – I started to watch the Truth about Immigration bbc2 – should have been named travesty of the Truth and the talking head – failure, Trevor Phillips. There was nothing of the truth and everything about the usual bbc lies and spin, where were ordinary members of the public, nowhere, go for Farage you have nothing to lose.

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    Alan Chingachgook says:

    Scarcely believable programme screened at the moment on Labour immigration strategy. Can hardly believe what I’m seeing.
    Naked contempt for the British people shown by the likes of Jack Straw, Blunkett and arch strategist of course Blair. They must really hate the indigenous population of Britain. Present mob also completely unable to deal with any of this.
    They should be prosecuted.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    And there was me thinking that was a cυnt on the back of his head.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Standard procedure for this level of treachery is execution.

    It is up to the people to do this though.

    If they do not, then they are obviously consenting to the policy.


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    albacore says:

    If his hairdresser gets decorated for that
    Whatever he has got lurking under his hat
    Has to be so terrifyingly alarming
    It takes guts to tart him up like some Prince Charming

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    Just in…
    Chaos in Canada Due to Extreme Cold!


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    Prince Charming says:

    Do you mind!

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    Alan Chingachgook says:

    I name and call out Yvette cooper , David Blunkett, Jack Straw, Jonathan Portes and Gus O’Donnell. Or rather Baron O’Donnell. Stand up and admit your guilt in front of the British people.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The issue of ‘consent’ and of how it has been surrepitiously abused for decades – especially in the courts is on the public radar “BIG TIME”.

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    Sergei the Meerkat says:

    FFS get your own catch phrase!

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    David Cameron says:

    Gorbals Mick started it, getting his house cleaner an MBE.

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    Changing a population via mass immigration “to rub the rights nose in diversity” without democratic consent is on a par with Pol Pot’s killing fields and Hitler’s final solution.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    NBW – I got me plenty of emails and documents from more than just NI which the Executive have been of a want to hide. Ho Hum.

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    Prick Knobinson and the BBC Propaganda Unit says:

    After extensive research we can finally reveal The Truth about Immigration. There are a few very minor problems but generally everything in the garden’s rosy.

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    Alan Retentive. says:

    Look at the camera Owen. Otherwise one may come to the conclusion that you are an attention seeking poser. And also rather vain and pleased with yourself.

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    Vote UKIP.
    F*ck the LIBLABCON.
    Lets rub their nose in Englishness.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    A bit of temporary amnesia there Mr Tin foil – Don’t forget Stalin and all of his Marxist puppet string pullers.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The key words are – “What is informed consent”?

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    anonymous says:

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    FFS says:

    I have a suspicion we would end up with both a statutory “living wage” and in-work benefits.

    I also believe I would be the one paying for it all :-(

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    Taoiseach says:

    Bejaypers and Begorrah!
    Sure, and isn’t that a wonderful idea?
    When do we start?
    Oh, and by the way, let us give you back these 26 counties, and we’d like to apologise for the state we’ve had them in since 1922.
    God Save the Queen!

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    BBC says:

    It’s our latest propaganda topic at the moment, lots more programming for the masses to come. We’re calling it the ‘immigration question’ and we think we can convince everyone it’s a good thing to have unlimited mass immigration forever, after all we are the BBC!

    Now let us be seated and listen to the wise words of our beloved leaders, here is Labour MP David Hanson.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    That they breath.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    It’s all part of the Euro election plan, that being to totally derail UKIP, the MSM are on-board and Dave, Ed and Nick have given the nod.

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    Fact Finder says:

    If immigration was really so great, the aristocracy would keep most of it to themselves, and send the rest to India & Africa along with the £ billions of foreign aid payed for by the British hard-working tax-payer.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    It was exactly as I expected except worse.

    Straw made a stab at an apology but only because of his son.

    Blunkett was the blind leading the blind.What a nasty man.

    Full of platitudes & didn’t grasp the fact that the media,led by the BBC lied & lied again & again about immigration.

    After being found out,produce a piece of self serving shit.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Agree with you that the terms of what does constitute consent is totally out of whack at present.

    It seems to have drifted into the territory projected by the left where it is assumed rather than given.

    That is the case being played out at present. Especially with respect to the b/s which is going on with continued EU membership.

    There very clearly is no consent across any of the member states to be involved in that project, yet consent is assumed, and in some times thoroughly distorted by rerunning and fixing referendums.

    That the people have allowed this to happen unchecked is what has allowed their liberty to have been reduced.

    It is very simply a state of mind. Reversing through overt non-compliance, which regrettably necessitates violence, is the only way to restore the real balance.

    The ballot box is the first port of call, and ignoring the claims of protest vote and other distractions priority for those who know it is their duty to defend and restore liberty.

    Those who believe they are in power have realized that they no longer in that position with consent. Several clocks are now ticking, and it will be interesting to see which order they go off in.

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    Let's all try to post under our chosen monikers says:

    Still wasting your life away, dear?

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    owen are you perchance related to oeter noone of 1960s bubble gum music band hermans hermits ??

    you look so alike … is he perchance your uncle or your dad ??

    if so …. NO MILK TODAY .

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    Westminster Bubble St says:

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Who was the smug twat who styled himself as an economist?

    About time there is no such animal.

    Bin them all,along with the sociologists.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    In the sense of forced redistribution across territories conquered by G’ermany, yes to the final solution.

    It was the local populations, not the G’erman regime, who were responsible for the killing of those transferred there. Much killing of unwanted migrants took place in the Baltic states for example.

    The massive changes which the UK has been exposed to are touching on contravening the rights of the indigenous population here as per several UN Articles.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Thanks for the link NBW – got that. How odd Archives from ’97 to 2007. Well well … I got me stuff from The scorpion’s nest in New York during that period – which they seem to have … lost. Don’t they just manage to lose things like the CPS – how convenient!

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    so does that mean jon snow s chance of a cabinet job after may2015 is a non starter now.?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And who are the UN beholden to as their paymasters?

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    shutting the stzble doors after the heat has bolted then ..

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    Alan Retentive. says:

    Perhaps Cleggie would like to explain to several hundred homeless people why they have no house to live in whilst some have been magicked up for these unfortunate Syrians;they will no doubt be overjoyed.

    Meanwhile, the 99.9% of Syrian refugees continue to live in squalor and without hope because little useful or constructive is being done.

    Perhaps the ‘West’ should join Russia and support Assad; he’s no angel, obviously, but the present situation is hopeless. If he is defeated then presumably the Syrians can look forward to phase two wherein the various parties on the winning side slug it out.

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    Bewildered Citizen says:

    Would one of the LibLabCon trolls patrolling this blog please list the ways in which my life has been enriched by mass immigration? I hear it on the BBC all the time, but I must be missing something; I still cannot see a land of milk and honey, nor a new Jerusalem.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Has the bubble that they the LibLabCon merchants all live in burst?

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    John Humprys is a total cunt says:

    Good shout.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    & this my dears is why I am not completely mad & have the geographical luck to live in Scotland,I vote SNP(I don’t like them)& will vote yes for independence(I’m not sure this is sensible).

    Watching the fucking vile sewage that pours out of the BBC & Westminster politics I want a big change & I don’t care if I loose cash.

    There is more to life than money.

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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Are they very much different to the ‘schemies’ which infest certain Scottish cities at England’s expense ? :-)

    Be aware that benefits street is a pure propaganda piece.

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    I.D. Spair says:

    Those Roma in Sheffield looked particularly enriching.

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    Alice says:

    Not only can most employers not afford it, the country can’t afford it. The elephant here is that UK living standards are already higher than globalisaton will allow (increasingly so for a decade or more). Without first addressing income inequality first this would only hasten our economic ruin.
    Among the social effects will be the sucking in of even more immigrants from southern and eastern Europe, as the earnings gap increases, and further impact on the NHS, schools, housing, etc.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    What is totally frightening is that people will vote for more of the same,over & over again.(I’m speaking of the collective,red,blue,orange fuckwits here.)

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    Brendan Lacluster says:

    Nobody reads this far down or, indeed, reads this, surely? I’ve been behind The PayWall for, oh, the time it takes to be impregnated via the bottom.
    We have to invent comments to keep traffic figures sexy. The whole thing is becoming a drag, dear.


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    Fuck Canada says:

    Canada is a liberal left shit hole full of c’unts.

    Hope they fucking freeze, and then get a flu outbreak during the thaw.

    Utter c’unts.

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    Lord Mandyspawn says:

    Don’t forget we sent out search parties.

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    O, how we need you now General Pinochet!

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    Anti-Brenda Project says:

    Post a song, then.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I know Benefits Street was a pile of shit but so was toenails cringing apology(not)for 30 years of BBC bias.

    & sigh AGAIN about the total lie that England subsidies Scotland.(See McCrone report)

    & if it fucking does(which it doesn’t)why does Westminster want to hang on to us total drunken tossers who are such a drain on the fucking English?

    & breathes & laughs.

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    the bawdiecluck

    are you drunk. if not

    bo is inoutinoutinoutinoutinoutinout so says DLUN DOMUS.

    THIS post is CERTIFIED.

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    Don’t know why he doesn’t just go the whole hog and knight Larry the cat.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Up until recently that is all that was credibly on offer.

    Before the ‘net, the MSM was the only source of information about what was available to vote for on a national scale, and the security services worked overtime to break up any other movements which arose.

    The voting figures declining over the years, and the emphasized reporting of that made people politically apathetic. This was designed in order to manufacture a form of consent, to paraphrase Chomsky.

    Up until recently there was at least some credible difference between the parties, but if it was not for UKIP (and perhaps the SNP in your case) this country is at present in a de facto One Party State situation.

    People will vote for the same again if they are led to believe going in to the vote that they are voting for something different.

    Can’t blame people for being a bit dumb in this respect. Those who calculate against the people know well that the average person has a fairly short attention span, memory, and prefers to live their lives rather than worry about the mechanics involved in allowing that to happen.

    The real problem is that what should be a benevolent function of state has been corrupted and perverted against the majority in such a way that is difficult not to notice though. However, some of this is designed to play the people into a different type of consent.

    Break up of the UK for easier absorption into the EU project appears to be the broader gambit.

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    Brendan Lacluster says:

    Okay. This is by Jefferson Hairplane:

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    plate on a head says:

    D RUGS.
    U rat.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    This is much better………..

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    Thin (on top) Lizzy says:

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    She’s lying. Every last one of them does.

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    Alan Chingachgook says:

    I listened this far down…. Grace Slick grrrrrr

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    Tiny Blair says:

    Quite. If the Eastern Europeans flock here because they can earn 5 times their average wage as a waiter, won’t even more come when it’s 10 times average wage?

    Owen. You are an economic illiterate. You should apply for the shadow treasury post once Miliband finally gets around to chopping off his Balls.

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    Enid, The says:

    Excellent quality sound stuff.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Very good post NBW.

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    Tiny Blair says:


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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    No worries. I had a similar weird feeling about Scotland after reading !rvine W’elsh and seeing Trainspotting some years back.

    Still have a very odd aversion to G’lasgow, a prejudice that was influenced by such stuff. Must visit that city one day.

    Whatever happens, provided the border is still open, Bettyhill will remain the go to location for vacation. Recommend the hotel there to anyone – hidden gem on the northern coast.

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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Because Dave hates Larry.

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    David Moyes says:

    I want to sign Ed Balls for united.
    That way there will be at least one squad member less capable than I am.

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    BBC points of spew says:

    I have been affected by the immigration issues raised in your program.
    Which button should I press to register my displeasure at your lies?

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    Alan Chingachgook says:

    BW and NBW….Most excellent posts

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    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Fuck that. Try this:

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    Spew Edwards says:

    Do you speak Welsh, though?

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    We're all (I'm not) political analysts now says:

    You’ve shot your load 16 months too early.

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    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Thx, babes ♥ One tries.

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    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote LibLabCon

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    Universal Hiss says:

    The weird thing about Scotland it is a different country already. Well it’s weird to most others in the UK.

    It’s ignored,dismissed & ridiculed by many of the English.

    See, you see certain aspects of Glasgow have informed your opinion but you’re intelligent enough to know that’s not Scotland. I think Mr.Welsh lives in America now but gets teary-eyed & flashes his tartan hankie about being poor in Leith.

    You obviously know the central belt is not the whole of Scotland. My daughter lives in Edinburgh but works a lot in Glasgow.Two very different places.Each has their own charm.

    I like living in Scotland very much.It is totally different to England.I’d never return there.

    Still,we all like different things.I’m happy I’ve found a home.

    I’ll have to google Bettyhill. Scotland is quite big for a small country.

    Imagine a border!

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    break a leg in Hebrew says:

    speak latin, in Haitian Creole


    לשבור רגל. says:
    kraze yon janm yo.

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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Definitely Google Bettyhill – and if you can, visit for sure. The beaches up there are totally worth it, people friendly, good walks, and it is good value for money. Some history as well: I think King of Denmark sheltered in that hotel through WWII.

    I shall reveal that I am very familiar with Edinburgh, across to Fort William, and the belt which runs up Durness (include Skye) across to O’Groats and back down to Edinburgh.

    Aberdeen I have not been to, neither Glasgow. My views on those I know are false, but it is odd how certain suggestions can stick in the mind. Thurso I found very depressing, and Inverness is definitely not somewhere I would want to return to – only because I do not like towns like that. People etc. fine – it really is an architecture thing.

    Agree that Scotland is radically different. Stay at most lodges by the lochs, chat with the people, and relax in the parks. Looks a bit like England in some parts, but is definitely not.

    The highlands are very similar to some parts of North America. They are part of a mountain chain which extends there, but there is something else about the land which is somehow more open.

    Understand what you say about England. So much of the place has been damaged over the past 15 years or so it is criminal.

    For my sins, just hope Nigel is able to bring some sense to bear down here :-)

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    Spartacus says:

    there have only been 80,000 Polish immigrants into britain in the last four years – B-liar

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    Universal Hiss says:


    Falls off chair.Goes to bed.

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    Prof Chris Turkey, master sailor says:

    Eck is a fully paid up member of the EU elite, just like the LLC pish down south. He’s just got a slightly different angle, which involves impoverishing the country with green shite and putting us into the euro.

    And Sturgeon has the balls to say that a vote for NO (which it will be) might jeopardise our place in the EU?

    Yes please!

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    Dial 090 for OFCOM says:

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    At this point, I have two hopes for the future.
    1) UKIP storm the polls, and GIVE US OUR COUNTRY BACK.
    2) every LIBLABCON quisling gets strung from the nearest lamp post.

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    Sir Tim Berners-Lee says:

    Patronising little shite.

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    Because Larry the cat votes UKIP.

    Proper British moggy.

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    Tin foil top hat says:

    You know how everyone wrings their hand and says “how could the German people do such a horrible thing, is the something wrong with them”, the answer is right in front of your face. Every time you roll over and let your stomach be tickled by some socialist ramming diversity down your throat.

    This land was not theirs to give away. My surname is anglo saxon. my family, my identity, ,my roots are in this land.

    I have ancestors who fought in the armed forces as far back as at least the 18th century.

    This is my land. The blood spilled, the land toiled and the tyranny fought make it so.

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    Goosebumps says:

    “Mr Phillips said some parts of Canada may experience getting deluded with as much as 23in of snow in just the next few days.”

    Love a duck :-)

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    Banned by the Tossergraph for pointing out the truth says:

    Inventing comments ? The Telegraph has been doing it for years. So sad.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Proof of your statement can be seen here.

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    Alice says:

    UH, I assume you have voted SNP in order to keep out Scottish Labour. For a short time I felt the same, until I could no longer ignore the sewage that pours out of Holyrood. The SNP is for the SNP, not for the people of Scotland. I will certainly not vote for independence. There lie both uncontrolled immigration and certain and complete subjugation to the communist and totalitarian EU, whereas there is some hope that the people of the UK will shake off these chains – even more hope, ironically, if Scotland does become independent.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Does Mr Balls realise that she is a vulnerable 17 year-old? Is he doing a Saville? Does his Jimmy Clitheroe look-alike partner know of his tastes?

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    Alice says:

    CO5, there’s human scum in every sizeable town and city in Scotland, just as in England. Glasgow simply suffers more than most as a result of poor health, poverty, deprivation, immigration, as well as the legacy of Red Clydeside. But at least it’s mostly indigenous scum, with a similar British culture, unlike in London, Leicester, Luton, Birmingham, Bradford, etc.
    Do give up on the myth, “at England’s expense”.

    For the avoidance of doubt, “Trainspotting” was set in a deprived area of EDINBURGH.

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    Non taxable pikey says:

    An Afghan child, believed 8-10 years old was detained in southern Afghanistan Monday wearing a suicide bomber’s vest. The child, identified as Spozhmai, baby sister of a Taliban commander, was instructed to carry out a suicide attack on border police in Helmand province, the BBC reports.

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    the trainee says:

    i have been reading all night and conclude

    Hitler was a socialist

    Socialism always ends in violence and death to those who disagree

  331. 331
    Ligella Nawson says:

    I have heard crack cocaine makes you go bald.

  332. 332
    Bel Boy says:

    You should go back to playing soldiers pal.

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    You are ignoring the benefits of cheap prostitution and drugs. And of course all those curries and Asian takeaways that pro-immis like to talk about, that make half the population obese.

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    Vote UKIP get labour says:

    Vote UKIp and you will get Milliband and Labour the only party NOT offering anything on Europe and want closer ties. If there is a Lib Lab coalition ( look how well that turned out last time) then UKIp will be irrelevant.
    Vote UKIP for the demise of UKIp. You couldn’t make it up .

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    Anonymous says:

    The Sun reports that the obnoxious Vaz welcomed a crook from Romania into Britain. Takes one to know one

  336. 336
    Bob Fleming says:

    was she a mooslim?

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    If there is ever such an outcome UKIP will be needed more than ever.

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    Tony Eden from Eton says:

    The question I would like answered this morning is why last night two US helicopters were flying over UK airspace with live ammunition ?

    Sadly people from the Press to the Government and Opposition we all pay for have not even been asking this question.

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    nell says:

    First and foremost , she was a Child!!

  340. 340
    nell says:

    It was a training exercise taking place over a rough north sea coast in the dark – perhaps they were hoping to take pot shots at crabs!

  341. 341
    nell says:

    Having said that have just heard that all four on board have died – so whatever it was all about it is a terrible tragedy for four families somewhere.

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    albacore says:

    Hare today and gone tomorrow
    There won’t be a deal of sorrow
    When lame Dave the E U bunny
    Baldly goes. It’ll be funny

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    So if I offer you £1 to buy your house it is better than no offer at all? Dave will never allow the UK to leave the EU. He even wants to make the EU bigger with many more countries joining. Countries like Turkey with 75 million Moslems being given the chance to live here. The Liblabcon-men are all traitors.

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    Nicholarse Clegg et al says:

    Immigrants are vital to our country and they enrich our communities. Labeling them as crooks is nothing more than racist stereotyping. They are all good, decent, hard workers.

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    George Knightley says:

    I cannot respect a man who goes to such lengths to get his hair cut.

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    The Revd. Paul Flowers says:

    What’s not to like?

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    Anonymous says:

    Cinderella – did you slipper one?

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    It’s where the axe needs to go.

  349. 349
    Bong says:

    Going, going, gong

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    Todd Sweeny. says:

    My Grandad once cut George VI’s hair and trimmed the beard. Can I have a peerage back dated please?

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    A Liblabconner says:

    Well, there’s….and then there’s…..

    Look, are you some kind of waycist, or what?

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    Take Cover!. says:

    First thing I asked when I heard the report this morning, all those Norfolk ‘owd boys’ better watch out, they don’t come under ‘friendly fire’ when muck spreading, in case they get mistaken for Afghani poppy growers.

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    Next Please. says:

    Or indeed, cut to such lengths.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Does she know where her brother’s hiding?

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Meeting Vaz must have made him feel right at home then?

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    No, the hunt you mean is the one sitting on the front bench with Dave, think it’s called clegg.

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    Fred Swarfega says:

    Really, then they are all in Dorset.

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    Hibernian Europhobe says:

    1. We are not the same. We’re a little bit different. Although not as different as those grey-faced Europeans.
    2. Why not a United Republic of Britain & Ireland? No particular reason. Or, just stay separate, like good neighbours.
    3. The area of common agreement is that the EU is a bad idea for both. Ireland’s lucrative fishing industry (and 200-mile territorial waters limit) sacrificed for a few baubles of ‘Common Agricultural Policy’ grants, and Agriculture itself ultimately destroyed beyond recognition. The ink wasn’t even dry on the 1973 Accession document (signed in 1972!), when the Spanish factory trawlers were entering Irish waters.
    4. Britain has one huge advantage – UKIP. Ireland has yet to develop an electable Eurosceptic party. But, it must surely come.
    5. Agree: Ireland and Britain and Norway outside EU is much better option. But we need to make it happen.

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Not a fan, then?

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