January 3rd, 2014

Say No to Yeo: Tim Gets Tepid Backing

Junior minister and topless enthusiast Dr Dan Poulter has organised a letter of support for the re-selection of his troughing neighbour. Apparently Tim Yeo “has a lot of fuel left in the tank” and “remains very active.” On the golf course perhaps…

On the bright-side for Tim, Poulter’s letter is a marked improvement on the effort by Crispin Blunt, who himself survived such a deselection bid. The former minister said Yeo was an “elder statesmen” and his constituents need someone who knows “how to get around the system”. If Blunt actually spoke to anyone in the seat, he would understand that was the problem…


  1. 1
    Dave says:

    massive fan #smackhead yentas #Cook’s Bumboy Army #Gypos

  2. 2
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    ” A lot of fuel left in the tank”

    A lot of bungs in the bank too, no doubt.

  3. 3
    Ariel Sharon says:

    oy vey pull the plug on the nazi skier

  4. 4
    Yeo Cunt says:

    I see Yeo is going for the easy populist target by calling in the power bosses to explain why the power went down over Christmas and why HE thinks £75/day is too little compo.

    If I were in front of the Cu nt I would invite him down on a training course and have him shimmy up a 50 foot electricity pole in a howling gale in the freezing rain…CU NT

  5. 5
    Tim ( not nice-but dim ) Yoyo says:


  6. 6
    The Pirate Party. So Which are You? says:

    Guido Fawkes. His party resembles what we would get if Guido’s readers combined to form a political movement: some are high-minded libertarians, others are angry anti-politics types, a few are unhinged conspiracy theorists.


  7. 7
    Owen Jones says:

    North Korea is a socialist utopia.

  8. 8
    He's a scumbag piece of shit cunt says:

    Nasty little shit!!! Die, fucker!

    N*ck Gr****n MEP has been declared bankrupt. A bankruptcy order was made at Welshpool County Court on Thursday. He tweeted: “Being bankrupt does NOT prevent me being or standing as an MEP. It does free me from financial worries.” He added: “I am now turning the experience to the benefit of hard-up constituents by producing a booklet on dealing with debt.”

  9. 9
    Ziggy says:

    If this twat is even being considered for re-selection by this apology of a Tory party then UKIP should be laughing all the way to the ballot box bank.
    Should he be re-selected and (heaven forbid) then re-elected then the electorate only have themselves to blame as they will have set the standard for MPs, so they will have no complaints for mal administration and troughing!!!

  10. 10
    He's a scumbag piece of shit cunt says:

    Nasty little shit!!! Die, fucker!

    N*ck Gr****n MEP has been declared b*nkrupt. A b*nkruptcy order was made at Welshpool County Court on Thursday. He tweeted: “Being b*nkrupt does NOT prevent me being or standing as an MEP. It does free me from financial worries.” He added: “I am now turning the experience to the benefit of hard-up constituents by producing a booklet on dealing with debt.”

  11. 11
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

  12. 12
    Tim Yeo says:

    I want to be in more women in Parliament

  13. 13
    Mandy the Dog says:

    Squidgy is best!

  14. 14
    I endorse Yeo says:

    A dirty old man who knows his way around a knicker draw.

  15. 15
    UKIP to the max says:

    Tim Yeo has made a mint from his time in government, he represents the essence of a corrupt and complacent client ridden regime, he is just one of many and they have to be evicted because this country cannot move on until the whole shower is thrown out and new blood brought in. The very worst thing for any democracy is a political class that has lost its fear of being booted out by the electorate.

  16. 16
    Ziggy says:

    They’re all bankrupt when it comes to ideas!

  17. 17
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Yo.Some of the neanderthal Tories like Yeo need a reminder that a safe seat isnt for life’In the so clled city where I live,it is only a dormitory town,means that about 55 Labour coucillors and 3 MPS are in for life to the detriment of democracy,recently one of the troughing Labour councillors was found guilty of claiming housing benefit from the council she serves,punishment,back on the housing scrutiny committeeonly in Blunderland.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:


  19. 19
    Rubber ducky says:

    Not realistic enough unless you then send him out to stand up to his waist while he explains what he has learned to people who want to be reconnected to the mains upstairs while their kitchens are under still water

  20. 20
    Ziggy says:

    They’re all ba*krupt when it comes to ideas!

  21. 21
    Jack Dromey says:

    I prefer black members as Harriet knows.

  22. 22
    Ziggy says:

    Why does the word b a n k r u p t need to be moderated?

  23. 23
    RomaBob....we benefit you! says:

    Sleazeball…….on the gravy train and they never want to give it up!

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    + 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

  25. 25
    Funny as fuck says:

    What a wet wuss! “You make me dizzy”. :-D Pure LOL.

  26. 26
    Voter says:

    They were daft enough to back Blunt.

  27. 27
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    There is plenty of fuel left in my tank, isn’t there girls? Boaz.

  28. 28
    A reader says:


  29. 29
    Dr Who just back from 1994 says:

    This twat epitomised all that was wrong with the Conservative party 20 years ago and they are still debating his future?

  30. 30
    RomaBob....we benefit you! says:


    Certain Sunderland councillors have, allegedly, had lovely overseas vacations courtesy of Biffa :)

  31. 31
    Moderation across the nation says:

    Because our host, Geedo, was declared b*nkrupt once.

  32. 32
    I endorse Yeo says:

    You’ve been there too?

  33. 33
    RomaBob....we benefit you! says:

    Is it true Jack, that Harriet makes you sit on the pot to have a pee, standing is not allowed ?

  34. 34
    RomaBob....we benefit you! says:

    This global warming is a bugger, now the rescue ship is stuck!


  35. 35
    Tim Yeo's Diary says:

    I got the idea for windfarms after taking one of my illegitimate children to Alton Towers for the day.
    She insist I buy her an extortionately priced toy windmill off one of the clowns.
    Straight away I spotted an opportunity.

  36. 36
    Lord Stansted says:

    + me 2 – vote UKIP

  37. 37
    I hate socialists. says:

    Prats like Yeo give Conservatives a bad name,

  38. 38
    Suffolk - the county that evolution forgot says:

    Yes, they’re a little bit six-fingered and pointy-eared in Suffolk, and consequently a little slow to catch on.

    Very slow; not only do they still point at planes, they run and take cover.

  39. 39
    No mercy for the opponents of diversity says:

    How dare he expose the k!ddie grooming scandals in our enriched cities. Unforgivable.

  40. 40
    Rubber ducky says:

    These clips are as contrived as an expedition to measure sea ice in the Artic summer

  41. 41

    Interest of conflicts, mean he won’t have to go to the Food Bank.

  42. 42
    Metellus says:

    ‘Tim Yeo still has a lot of fuel in the tank’

    That’s because he’s the only one who can afford to fill up his tank these days.

  43. 43
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Agree, he needs a lesson in wheelchair basketball.

  44. 44
    Penfold says:

    He should be up before the beak for his actions regarding Black Cabs and replacement Mercedes Cabs where he had a personal interest.

  45. 45
    Mark Wouters says:

    Bundesstagracoon Here,
    The MPs in the english Parliament are Being Paid £60,000.00 a year some more for Doing EXACTY WHAT???Why dont they pay back to the state theit University Tuition fees for a start ,and then the Monarchy can reimburse the state for the Billions theyve stolen fron the worlds poor.

  46. 46
    Binned says:

    Oink! Oink! The biggest pig at the trough is back! Oink! Oink!

  47. 47


  48. 48
    nigels parachute in 2015 says:

    Im going vote ukip. If that means labour win then the tories will have only themselves to blame

  49. 49
    Suffolk & Screwed says:

    So does Dan Poulter – he employs his Mum at the tax payers’ expense and is rarely seen around these parts. Clearly too busy trying to get that ministerial job…..

  50. 50
    No room at the trough says:

    Yeo is an embaressment to this govt just fck off.

  51. 51
    Uncle Fester says:

    Yeo go..

  52. 52
    Bill says:

    On second thoughts, I rather hope Yeo does get re-selected. That will make a UKIP win a good deal more likely.

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