December 28th, 2013

Top Ten Stories of 2013


WATCH: Sun’s Footage of Terrorist Attack Aftermath 245,343
Rolf Harris Arrested By Operation Yewtree Police 206,236
Sunday Sleaze Special 122,034
Exclusive: Cops Trying to Remove Private Eye From Shops 61,394
WATCH: Serbian PM’s Full Frontal No Knickers Flash Interview 46,115
Leveson Effect: Can You See What It Is Yet? 45,766
Claire Perry’s Website Hacked By Porn Prankers 45,448
Jim Davidson Arrested by Operation Yewtree 43,803
Gloria De Piero Topless Photos 40,572
On the Dole Because He Didn’t Want to Get Up For 8:00 a.m. 38,263
Attorney General Warns Press Over Rebekah & Andy 34,827

These are the top ten traffic stories on the blog this year which helped generate some 30 million page views. The shocking footage of the Woolwich jihadis was seen by more people here than elsewhere because of paywalls andf the ITV website crashing under the strain. We were first with the news of the Rolf Harris arrest and we were first with the news of his house being searched as well. Due to the Leveson Effect we were also first with the news of Jim Davidson’s arrest. We hinted at the Brooks – Coulson Affair, despite the Attorney General’s warning. Sex sells; Serbia’s answer to Kirsty Wark has a different technique when it comes to interviewing Prime Ministers, Claire Perry’s porn issues and Gloria De Piero’s boobs are what our readers really want to know about. Paul the unashamed shirker from Clerkenwell amazed readers more than once this year…


  1. 1
    Ed Moribund says:

    I never read this webpage

  2. 2
    Just can't get over it says:

    I haven’t been able to enjoy my Christmas, I’ve been so upset about Mandela …

  3. 3
    The Great Unwashed says:


    Is there a Strictly Xmas special this year?

  4. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today you may address me as Darth Syrius.
    With my newly-usurped authority I hereby abolish all ball games.

  5. 5
    Claire Perry says:

    It appears that stories about sex are what googlers are looking for.

    You should pass on the tip to your paymaster.

  6. 6
    I don't need the bloody Daily Mail to tell me we have a problem says:

    The top story for me this year is that we had three big issue sellers (beggars) dotted around my one horse market town Christmas eve.
    When I lived in London I only saw big issue sellers in the centre of town.
    Oxford st,Kings cross etc
    Now I see not one but THREE of the fuckers here in the wilds of wonny.
    Safe to say none of the three selling the “Beeg Ishoo” were English.
    Message to Clegg and Cable.
    If we have that many immigrants in this country that they can afford to send out gangs of beggars to a small town like mine,then we have TOO FUCKING MANY.

  7. 7
    No female Serbian journos in MY wank bank. says:

    Why oh why did you have to block out her fanny?

  8. 8
    Dr Flaps (Mingeologist) says:

    Seen one,seen em all.

  9. 9
    BBC Metrosexual Marxist says:

    How racist of you. Don’t you know they enrich our culture and do the jobs our own white youth are too disgusting and lazy to do. White English people think begging is beneath them – so only lovely immigrants can fulfil this useful role in society. If you don’t like our editorial left-wing slant there is NOTHING you can do about it, since non-payment of your telly tax will have you branded a criminal. Ha !

  10. 10
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    With a bit of luck the best read story of 2014 will be about the assassination of our three traitorous “leaders”, followed closely in second place by the implosion of the EU.

  11. 11
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    After a stunt like that there is clearly no room for Serbia within the EU.

    David Cameron is right to stick his nose in there.

  12. 12
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Brooks in prison?

    Coulson in prison?

    Rolf Harris in prison?

    Nicholas Sarkozy in prison ?

    Sergio Berlusconi in prison ?

    Jerome Cahuzac in prison ?

    General Musharraf in prison ?

    Sodje in prison ?

    2014 promises to be a fascinating year

  13. 13
    Oh dear says:

    This worryingly crowded isle: England is officially Europe’s most densely packed country

    – England has overtaken the Netherlands and is second only to tiny Malta

    – Over the next 30 years the gap is expected to widen even more

    – Figures show the huge impact of Labour’s open-door immigration policy

    Population growth is so rapid that four times as many people will soon be crammed in as France and twice as many as Germany.

    England has overtaken the Netherlands to become second only to tiny Malta as the most densely populated nation in the EU.

  14. 14
    Trust Dennis to spoil it says:

    McShane out of prison

  15. 15
    Kebab Time says:

    Great year Guido, you have got a top team in the Guy news Room :)

    Merry Christmas to all in Guy news Room and readers and a happy new year :) xx

  16. 16
    Expat Geordie says:

    The first three I can agree with, but the rest are none of our business.

  17. 17
    The Green Party says:

    And of course when it comes to tearing up the British countryside to build houses for all these people we shall stay quiet.
    Multiculturalism does trump environmentalism after all.

  18. 18
    Sofia Budapest says:

    Room for 2 million more?
    Move on down at the back!

  19. 19
    dai depressed says:

    the table shows just why tabloids sell

  20. 20
    Cymro oddi ar y llinell says:

    8illy, really!

  21. 21
    Qt pies united says:

    Billy FFS, how do we keep G and his non paid interns lean and hungry for news for his mongrel commentators to attack when you congratulate him, please desist, oh! and a happy new year to you.

  22. 22
    'Call me Dave' Dave says:

    Just received initial list of people who have ‘opted in’ to p0rn with their ISP.

    Needless to say I’m sending it straight on to SOCA and all child protection agencies so they can add to their databases. No smoke without fire!

  23. 23
    nell says:

    Interesting year all round – bandwagon militwit still preserving his blank sheet of paper, bullyballs still espousing hollande’s economics where 17500 more unemployed is ‘reducing unemployment’ – disloyal vince cable still running round trying to stab his colleagues in the back – vacuous chuckusyamoney still spending £3 plus a new suit every month or so – hodgethedodge still knocking others over taxes whilst doing much the same herself .

    I’m sure we can expect more of the same in 2014. Happy New Year folks!

  24. 24
    Jaquie Smith says:

    Was my husband on the list?

  25. 25
    Cassandra says:

    These figures don’t include the 2 million illegals already here which are not being removed – the latest instruction to the Immigration Service is “Follow the Three Brass Monkeys ” principal and boy, are they following it.

  26. 26
    David Scorpio Dimbley says:

    Special BBC look back at 2013 on Tuesday.
    20 hour program featuring 19 hours of Mandela.

  27. 27
    sexiSale says:

    goto top of the klau.

  28. 28
    altruism in industry says:

    I think that climate change ship is still stuck. BBC can’t bring itself to say ” thick ice” but rather it says “dense ice”

  29. 29
    Harriet Harperson says:

    Was mine?

  30. 30
    reset says:

    press ron ron ron ron.

  31. 31
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    The bad news from the BBC is,you will be getting shit for 2014
    The good news. there’s plenty of it.

  32. 32
    BBC red bottom says:

    The science is settled.
    Global warming caused floods and wind and heatwaves and waterfalls and long grass and poverty and the bedroom tax and foodbanks and Mandela’s death and …well…everything!

  33. 33
    SOCA says:

    These people all have links to the Baby Buggering Conspiracy. Hardly surprising.


    Nothing to see here. Move along.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:


  35. 35
    The Spirit Of Christmas Present says:

    Tony Blair in prison?

    Come on, you’re not even trying.

  36. 36
    UKBA introduced by Blair need we say more says:

    It was noted at the time that the UK border agency badge didn’t include the crown.
    Now we know why.
    They don’t work for us they work for the EU.

  37. 37
    'Chillaxing' Dave says:

    Every day, in every way, I make England crappier and crappier.

  38. 38
    David Cameron says:

    I have sorted out all this flooding nonsense. I have told Serco to be quicker at offering canoes for hire.

    Toodle pip.

  39. 39
    What to avoid says:

    Is that Di,blebore giving a trailer?

  40. 40
    Sarah Brown says:

    Mine wasn’t he just thinks his penis is for pissing out of.

  41. 41
    the ass us tit says:

    it is Aa horsey hrsey.
    when in play.

  42. 42
    nell says:

    Have just been for a walk in morning sunshine around our neighbouring country park . The only people I’ve met are dog walkers. There are more dogs in this country than people I sometimes think! I absolutely detest dogs!!

  43. 43
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    Lynton Crosby has tuned into and prised out the true spirit of the Tory Party – a Party of hatred. A party that hates those who can least defend themselves, the poor, the immigrants, the ethnic minorities.

    Tory Party is now a UKIP + Wonga Party. A Party takes donation from Wonga who preys on the vulnerable with 5000% interest rate.

    Cameron : “I am a Wonga”, Boris: ” I am a Wonga”, Osborne: “I am a Wonga”, Party anthem ” Wonga Wonga Wongagaga, Wonga Wonga Wongagaga, let’s keep this land of ours for the white English people and a land for the preys of Wonga”.

  44. 44
    nell says:

    haven’t watched the biased beeb in years – and certainly not their excuse for a ‘news’ programme.

  45. 45
    swiggers says:

    the minimum is a whig or get a black eye.

  46. 46
    nell says:

    A ship full of climate change believers stuck in the antarctic ice in the middle of a southern hemisphere summer. ++++Laugh++++

  47. 47
    splat says:

    the dog has force.

  48. 48
    nell says:

    which is worse MK wonga loans or the labour party, and militwit particularly, accepting £100 of £thousands in donations from the boss of Bet365?

  49. 49
    Ianto Evans says:

    I thought I had a choice and everything was private between me and my ISP.

  50. 50
    Pam Fritter says:

    I usually only eat the white meat of a turkey but all this coverage of Mandela’s death inspired me to try the dark.
    With the carrots potatoes and broccoli it was like a rainbow nation on my plate.

  51. 51
    Ianto Evans says:

    I always though the Tory Party was full of rich stnuc.

    I never have a problem with them starting from this position but I do keep my hands firmly in my trousers.

  52. 52
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And remember when politicians national and local are telling you fibs – they all spout the no1 mantra word “Aspirations” – and derivations thereof.

  53. 53
    Jack Dromey says:

    Hey Pam Fritter,
    I love dark meat too.

  54. 54
    Voice Of Reason says:

    If UKIP are the real people’s party then why have they failed to have any MPs elected in the 15 years or do that they’ve been around? Seems to me that they enjoy coverage which is way out of proportion to their actual support.

    We have no history of electing fringe parties such as this which are organised around a very narrow policy objective, due to our ‘first-past-the-post’ electoral system. They have managed to get Euro MPs elected mainly because of the low turnout such elections attract.

  55. 55

    The easy answer:

    1. Shut the BBC.
    2. Force everyone to take up Morris Dancing.


    (OK, I only meant no 1…)

  56. 56
    Mandela Free Zone says:

  57. 57
    I'm usually quite a nice person says:

    Not prison for Blair, but a lingering nasty illness.

  58. 58
    Methylated says:

    I tried to make a list of categories of workers, parts of society and public bodies the Tories have run down since 2010. e.g.NHS, Doctors, Police, Firemen, Education, Unions,Teachers, Immigrants, Church Clergy , Unemployed, single mothers EU etc.

    The list become rather long. You coold be forgiven for thinking that they hate Britain and its values.

    I have come to the conclusion it’s simpler to find groups they haven’t yet demonised. e.g. Financiers, Rich , Multi-National Corporations etc

  59. 59
    Regular reader sometime commentator says:

    Being as this is Christmas I shall not do my usual ignore your comments MC but instead say this.
    You are a C*nt.

  60. 60
    nell says:

    Indeed and the labour front bench is made up of such poor people – multimillionaire militwit and his equally rich brother who has run away to the USA to make more money as a hugely overpaid charity boss. chuckusyamonay who thinks nothing to spending £3000 on a suit because his father left him a very wealthy man. Then there’s hodge the dodge so poor with her £millions she can’t even afford to pay proper taxes.

    And we must not forget the real multi millionaires of the labour party – gordonbrown with his £millions salted down into a charity to prevent HM Insp of Taxes from getting their sticky fingers on his money , tonybliar with his multimillions hidden away in a myriad of secret companies for some reason and mandy , who spent a fair few £million on the last fancy house he bought.

    Oh yes labour are very modest , genuine working class, poor people. LOL!

  61. 61
    Democracy Now says:

    You can say the same of any of the three main parties. When was the last time a government of this country was supported by more than half of the potential electorate? Or even of those who bothered to turn up and vote? When, for that matter, did we last have any aspect of our electoral system even approximating to One Man One Vote?

  62. 62
    nell says:

    Well the NHS and state education was rubbished by labour long before the current government came to power. I’ll give you that the present government hasn’t done a great deal to repair the damage since 2010. But let’s be fair burnham and bullyballs were responsible for the trashing of those two institutions not this government.

  63. 63
    Logical conclusion says:

    I agree in fact let’s go further and merge the LibLabCons together and face up to the fact we live in a one party fucking state.

  64. 64
    Joss Taskin says:

    Is Peter Mandelason Nelson Mandela’s son ?

  65. 65
    Arrest the lot of them says:

    Some are out and out thieves who have taken the money and hidden it in overseas accounts; others choose to build up unfeasibly large and expanded property portfoliios with no obvious provenance for their funds. There are several who, like Hain, are so rich they can ‘forget’ where they mislaid six figure sums.

  66. 66
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Time to increase my Green taxes….

  67. 67
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Anal Jihad ~> What will Owen Jones say about this? Yes, there’s video!

  68. 68
    None hates the Brits as much as Labour says:

    Public and civil servants were priced out of the housing market under labours watch.
    Or doesn’t putting a roof over your head count as part of the cost of living?

  69. 69
    Psyche the Dog says:

    G4S , ATOS, Capita and the rest, Dave has reduced the manpower so the extra has to come from somewhere, and the drug traffickers are are doing nicely because they have to make sure the the agency staff do their job.

  70. 70
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill and dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

    Brass Monkey – a great folk group. They make YouTube rock.

  71. 71
    Arrest the lot of them says:

    Musharaff is supported by a (n allegedly) corrupt cabal of councillors and small businessmen in the UK – who network together across British political party lines. This becomes our business when you see how much public money these guys are able to get their hands on.

  72. 72
    Tessa, fuck off babe says:

    Oh, the fragrant Tessa Jowell, bidding to become Mayor of London, but having no idea of her mortgage, husband’s activities, or much else really. She is nowt more than an ugly gobshite, a hypocritically pious rent-a-gob.
    One day I may actually say what I think of her and her con-man husband.

  73. 73
    Ianto Evans says:

    The problem is the Labour stnuc are two faced so you never know which way they turn.

    The Tories are stnuc and they know that you know it.

    As Labour are out of power with no hope of a return you can safely forget about them. The only thing is the Tory stnuc are in Downing St with the cars and expense accounts and you have to guess how they are going to fcuk you next.

  74. 74
    Expat Geordie says:

    You are Pete Woodley and I claim my £5

  75. 75
    A Short Baroness says:

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

  76. 76
    splat says:

    what is wriiten on paper is invisible.
    i n visible
    who is the meera.
    i ron ron ron ron.

  77. 77
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill and dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

    No. 2 is a good idea.

  78. 78
    Psyche the Dog says:

    But they are all tabloids now, you mean the red tops, well they are very easy reading, not too much depth, half the paper taken up with the footy and ads, and of course some of them have the scantily clad tart somewhere they convenient to take to the reading room in the house or workplace.

  79. 79
    Dave says:

    Bigoted Woman. We have thrown billions at windmills and then she has the cheek to complain about no electricity over Christmas.

    Whose idea was it for me to talk to her?

  80. 80
    Normal Guy says:

    So. Sea levels will rise if there is an ice age, and sea levels will rise when there is global warming.

    And the environmentalists wonder why some people think they are a bunch of tossers just making guesses at random in the hope that some of them will strike lucky.

  81. 81
    Libertarian Times says:

    And what a fucking state it’s in!

  82. 82
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill and dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

    England is now Wonga Wonga land? How is this different from Bongo Bongo land? Or Bojo Bojo land?

  83. 83
    stich up or stich lo says:

    hold the stich.
    press the stich and lalala rolf.

    clown is on.
    is cindy in da hs

  84. 84
    Environmentalist says:

    We’re all going to die if taxes are not increased!!!

  85. 85
    C.O.Jones says:

    Too right, their “indoctrination lessons” are for the those who cannot think for themselves and are happy to have leftie drivel shoved down their throats year in year out.

  86. 86
    Normal Guy says:

    Many civil servants are useless lumps doing pointless things. I am not too bothered about their fate because as a whole they have selfishly looked after themselves while running this country into the ground. No doubt there are a few exceptions, but that is how I feel these days.

  87. 87
    Race Watch says:

    No, Mandelson’s dad was a J’ew.

  88. 88
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Man proposes, God disposes!.

  89. 89
    The First Browning PM says:

  90. 90
    All lefty news says says:

    Fuck off

  91. 91
    Normal Guy says:

    There is nothing more tedious than folk groups talking about their music before they actualy play it.

  92. 92
    cinderalla's spit. says:

    as an advisor.
    the spiritualit goes far.

  93. 93
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Just think for a while, Dave’s pals in big industry want cheap labour and don’t forget his “glory project” HS2, a lot of manual labour needed, they want to put pressure on the lower orders to keep wages down so do all the CBI and Inst. Directors plus if they have worked on similar projects abroad they will only need the minimum of training a very expensive item to an employer. Just think of the doctors (mostly junior doctors) now working in NHS hospitals and of course nurses and doctors in private hospitals, especially in Londonistan

  94. 94
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Just had some bad press (though little reported), Russian Tourist ship stuck in ice in Antarctica (summer), Chinese ice breaker sent to rescue them stuck in ice in Antarctica, Is Monbiot pulling my plonker?.

  95. 95
    the pant is mine. says:

    it’s behind you.

    it .

  96. 96
    Expat Geordie says:

    And you, are not me. Although I do agree with the sentiment.

    Hello Pete!

  97. 97
    C.O.Jones says:

    An environmentalist is a scientist with no formal need for maths, physics, biology or chemistry.

    And if you do not believe me then go on any university website and look at their entry requirements for undergraduate study in Environmental Science – some universities require only one of the above subjects without maths at A level. Many require none.

    Yet you are still awarded a BSc. Some science that is!

  98. 98
    Jimmy says:

    Obviously the blog has a very discerning audience.

  99. 99
    Psyche the Dog says:

    That’s not for Teflon Tone will he ever come back permanently back to the UK

  100. 100
    dye pants says:

    luckybasti rd

  101. 101

    The State’s acts are described rather differently compared with how exactly the same acts are described when done by an individual. Here are some examples:

    ║                     ║                             ║
    ║     STATE           ║         INDIVIDUAL          ║
    ║                     ║                             ║
    ║                     ║                             ║
    ║ income tax          ║ theft                       ║
    ║ bailout             ║ handling stolen property    ║
    ║ subsidies           ║ receiving stolen property   ║
    ║ quantitative easing ║ counterfeiting              ║
    ║ old age pension     ║ ponzi scheme                ║
    ║ welfare payments    ║ highway robbery             ║
    ║ 0% interest         ║ stealing from the elderly   ║
    ║ permits             ║ mafia behaviour             ║
    ║ foreign aid         ║ fraudulent conversion       ║
    ║ TV licence          ║ aggravated robbery          ║
    ║ property forfeiture ║ armed robbery               ║
    ║ police raid         ║ breaking and entering       ║
    ║ airport pat-down    ║ sexual assault              ║
    ║ war                 ║ terrorism                   ║
    ║ collateral damage   ║ murder                      ║
    ║ regime change       ║ genocide                    ║
    ║                     ║                             ║
  102. 102
    Chukka Harrison says:

    Some lazy journalists call me the new Mandela. Its not a comparison I have ever encouraged.

    PS – Please see my new wiki page – Chukka is The New Mandela

  103. 103
    huck says:

    seed capital.

  104. 104
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Welcome back 8illy, but stop creeping, have a good time Tues night

  105. 105
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Samuel Johnson got it all wrong :-)

  106. 106
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:


  107. 107
  108. 108
    David Cameron says:

    I see that the England cricket team continue to impress.

  109. 109
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

  110. 110
    Psyche the Dog says:

    No chance sunbeam, they want find out the best porno sites so that they can visit them theirselves. If you have been on them it will already be noted down, wait for that 6am knock on the door sometime in the future if something happens down your way.

  111. 111
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    In that case I should be the number 1 story on this blog. Boaz.

  112. 112
    Psyche the Dog says:

    ” vacuous chuckusyamoney still spending £3 plus a new suit every month or so ” good grief you cannot get a suit at a charity shop for that!

  113. 113
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You pair are suffering your own form of cognitive dissonance [research this website for further and better particulars] – Herd mentality – akin to global warming nutjob believers. Di dums.

  114. 114
    Loopy Lou says:

    What goes round comes round.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Do you mean Mrs.Slotgob?
    BTW, why was she given a front row seat at the final of Strictly Come Dancing?

  116. 116
    Bring back Asylums says:

    I thought he took 5-18 in the fist innings.

  117. 117
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill and dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

    I agree. Just skip the first minute of the recording.

  118. 118
    Ianto Evans says:

    We live in a ” fucking state”.

    Thats for sure.

  119. 119
    Psyche the Dog says:

    To all those Globle Warming Deniers do not faulter, Guido Fawkes gives his absolute cast iron guarantee that there is not global warning and is even willing to bet his life earnings thay nothing will change in his life time, there, he cannot do better than that can he.

  120. 120
    An awkward bastard says:

    I think the problem with the English team is that too many of them are a bunch of Christians.

  121. 121
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill and dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

    Cats rule, dogs drool.

  122. 122
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Welll, wellll, welllll

  123. 123
    Jihad Watch says:

    Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “my arse just exploded”

  124. 124
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Go on Dave you can sat it now you are back in your nice dry house, “We are all in it together”

  125. 125
    Larry the Cat says:

    The RSPCA is “sinister and nasty”.

    I have heard some crap in my time but this latest offering from the Independent really takes the biscuit.

  126. 126
    No female Serbian journos in MY wank bank. says:

    Whereas you’re just a fucktard.

  127. 127
    Berlosconi, criminal and teen-molester says:

    Is it yet officially in thw public record that I was the one who paid for her house

  128. 128
    Forward with guidance says:

    Well according to Tristram white schoolboys are failing at school because of immigrants from Eastern Europe.

    That really is the daftest thing I have read in a long time.

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    You must be dyslexic ; I think you you meant to type “depress”.

  130. 130
    The Report that the British Public will NEVER see published says:

    NOT until Chilcot is published AND that is unlikely anytime soon(most certainly not before 2015 election and then if Labour win…NEVER) and even if it is then the old “I acted in the national interest on the facts and information before me at the time” Defence

  131. 131
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The less said about fist innings the better.

  132. 132
    Bilda Berger says:

    Then skip the 5’28” after that.

  133. 133
    A BBC Special Correspondent says:

    If you could understand French you would be falling off your chair right now listening to Hollande explaining how single handedly he has turned around the curve of unemployment.

    It is truly priceless.

  134. 134
    Mr Potato Head says:

    Send them all back to Dingo Dingo land.

  135. 135
    A Mystery says:

    One of the reasons they fail is because in the early 90’s the GCSE exams were re-jigged away from one off exams that required vast amounts of facts to be memorized and then regurgitated into Project Work which accounted for over 50% mark at GCSE. The former favored “Boys” whereas the latter favoured “Girls”(and of course Some Parents” who anecdotally were allegedly responsible for over 30% of completed projects achieving A*

  136. 136
    Labour will make Hollande's Socialistslook actually fiscally competent says:

    Watch out for ” Labour’s Economic Strategy for the UK” coming to the UK in May 2015

  137. 137
    Mr Potato Head says: is a British payday loan company offering “short-term, high-cost credit”. The company was founded in 2006 by Errol Damelin and Jonty Hurwitz.

    So remind me who was in power in 2006?

    Hint: The same party who was in charge when food banks first opened up.

  138. 138
    Watch Kieron play football and mop the floor says:

  139. 139
    NASA says:

    Practical application of Morris Dancing (at least more successful than other British attempts at space travel):

  140. 140
    Nationalism is the new crime says:

    Maybe they are just work shy?

  141. 141
    Judith Charmless says:

    You again with the fucking Daily Mail links. Yeah yeah fucking yeah, we get it, the country is overrun with immigrants, big fucking news that is. You scaredy c/u/n/t little wank stain, if all the gypos and p@kis and spud heads and dharbs and chicken munching monkeys bothers you all sooo fucking much do something about it then. Don’t just sit there wanking off into your Daily Mails and filling the fucking internet with VOTE UKIP slogans because that aint gonna fucking work. Get yourselves, en masse, down to Dover, or Victoria, or wherever these vermin are entering the country and carve the c/u/n/t/s up. Send out a serious message, you need at least a few hundred of you to make it work, if plod get involved Blakelock one of them live on TV so they know where to fucking stand.
    Do a google search for making your own flame throwers, as the bus loads of tracksuited greasy scum arrive, toast the fucking lot of them, take action, fuck the powers that be, they don’t care about you. They laugh at you, time to stand up and say ENOUGH! Burn the gypos, save your country.

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    Project ‘work’ also favoured those who got other people to do the work for them, including copying from the internet.

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    Well, well, well says:

    Where are the Labour MP’s hiding in the photograph? not even foto-desparate Vax can be seen.

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    Judith Charmless says:

    That’s an American bit of shite you have posted there you thick fucking retard mong, fuck off back to your shit blog, everyone here detests you. Sad sack of lonley unfunny shit. The loser at the end of the bar on his own one man pub quiz team because everyone else in the pub knows he is a c/u/n/t.

  145. 145
    Daft, dismal, and fooked says:

    What about Thomas the Tank Engine being the reason that there are so few wimmin train drivers?

  146. 146
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Still looking for whoever leaked this story Handy. Have your boys had any luck? jahbulon.

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    My nephew told me his school never lets him write an essay at home because they think it will be written by an adult or copied off the internet.

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    Chief Constable, Hampshire Constbulary says:

    Don’t worry Handy. We and the CPS are looking after you, we are after all, the second most masonic police force after the Yorkshire force. This should give you a bit of confidence. Jachin.

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    Chief Superintendent Portsmouth police. says:

    See you down the Lodge with your boys Handy. Boaz.

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    Thomas from Tonna says:

    One of my relatives is a teacher.

    When she gave little Johnny 0/20 for copying something off the internet the parents kicked off demanding she be sacked.

    When she quoted the URL page reference in full things went very quiet.

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    No female Serbian journos in MY wank bank. says:

    “The only jobs i can do are sitting down, i don’t have the qualifications for that”

    What the fuck does that mean..?

    This ginger twat has the IQ of a coat hanger.

  152. 152
    Alan Chingachgook says:

    No doubt you’ve visited their web site, as I have, to find absolutely fuck all about population, immigration and green policies as most normal people would expect to find. Instead…well what have we got here….oh look, Socialism

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    this ladder is ours says:

    Please, i beg you, no more morris dancers.

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    burn london burn. says:

    we are.

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    da fal says:


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    Mong Watch says:

    The arseholes who are stuck on that boat should be fed to the penguins.

    Those who are trying to tax for Green shit in the UK, and have fucked up energy policy must be hanged.

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    Fuck the EU says:

    Vote UKIP.

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    ma is beet. says:

    the root of beet.
    fiftytoo too shadthefuckup.

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    ra fuck. says:

    fic is fuck
    tra is bland.
    turra fic.
    turra fish.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Thank you NfSj – for your kind and incisive comment which I entirely agree that you are entitled to make – Pinhead.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Dame Butler-Sloss is a fucking lying bitch as are so many of her colleagues wearing fucking wigs.

  162. 162
    Lazy Bastards says:

    Do any of his parents work ? Just curious.

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    Real Conservatives vote UKIP says:

    Bright Blue will publish a “liberal Conservative manifesto” in April, to ensure there is a “balanced, moderate message” from the Conservatives. This will call for an increase in the minimum wage and a focus on schools, childcare and dementia – issues that matter to the vast majority of people.

    … while totally ignoring the issues that most people have at the top of their priority lists. Let’s consider the chosen subjects :
    Schools – mostly trashed by pushing a warped ‘PC’ Common Purpose agenda.
    Childcare – making sure the abusers lurking within the ‘establishment’ are protected.
    Dementia – ensuring that the majority of our supposed representatives are mentally ill and open to suggestion by their controllers.

    You couldn’t ask for clearer proof that the Conservative party has been infiltrated and is being destroyed from within.
    Cameron & Co. are toast.

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    A Mystery says:

    That’s why most universities specify that students must submit both a “hard paper copy” and an electronic copy of any essay and their dissertation and failure to submit electronic copy is an “automatic fail”. Allegedly universities are supposed to have some sort of wonder software that will pick up phrases etc(unless properly annotated as references which is allowable) and stop plaguarism although I am not totally 100% convinced that firstly they have such a system and secondly that it works

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    Separation of convenience to avoid having their home possessed by the police says:

    Tessa Jowell claims she didnt realise she was signing a mortgage form yet she wants to run one of the largest cities in the world. Fuck off !

  166. 166
    Lord Wreath says:

    Funny, why do TV detector vans immediately come to mind ?

  167. 167
    Cinna says:

    If there is one thing more mind numbingly tedious than of;d groups talking about their music it’s to actually having them play their music.

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    That excuse wont wash says:

    He cant use that defence as he was quite equivocal that the intellegence he had seen was ‘beyond doubt’. It turns out it was no such thing. Blair misled, end off.

  169. 169
    Sir John Chilcot possibly a future Lord Chilcot depending on the amount of whitewash says:

    It was a super christmas with Tony and Cherie Blair, loved the villa they promised me.

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    Cheryl says:

    So do I……

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Hey, I have my own doppelgänger. I don’t agree with the first three actually, especially since I’m not sure that any of them, especially Harris, can get a fair trial.

  172. 172
    Cinna says:

    Are you saying we have such a shortage of indigenous Big Issue sellers we have to recruit them from abroad?

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    pc toby rowland known as roly poly toby not built for anything except bun consumption says:

    I am a trustworthy copper, and have no agenda.

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    Pick litter for bennies says:

    How does he put his trousers on/socks/wipe his backside or is his mother hoping to become his carer.More to this scammer than meets the eye.

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    Libertarian says:

    You missed out:

    green belt laws ║ theft

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    Cinna says:

    You may class environmentalist with astrologers, alchemists and quack doctors and other snake oil salesmen.

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    Alan Chingachgook says:

    Infantile shit

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    Jimmy Savile Takes Young Girl To Prince Philip says:

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    Cinna says:

    He comes from Oldham…say no more!

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    Expat Geordie says:

    The Netherlands and Malta, both places that I have visited several times and love. However I can’t for the life of me comprehend the attitude of the locals towards us. They like us. Why is that?

    In Malta we were the colonial power, and when Italy joined WWII the nearest part of Britain that they could attack was Malta, so from day 1 it was bombed to hell, and became the most bombed place on earth until Laos took that dubious honour in the 1960’s. They were bombed because of the British. They were starved because of the British. And yet, with the exception of the late Dom Mintoff, they like us.

    The Dutch like us (it must be a cultural thing – as far as many people are concerned the Dutch are British people with really funny accents and a strange liking for chocolate sprinkles and camping). When I have visited Arnhem, as I have done on several occasions, the locals really like us. Yet if we hadn’t attacked the town there would have been no big battle, their town wouldn’t have been destroyed and there would have been no hunger winter. So why the hell do they like us.

    The Belgians on the other hand don’t really like us all that much, for much the same reasons as the Maltese and Dutch should dislike us. As the Americans would say, go figure.

    Both the Dutch and the Maltese do have immigration problems. The Dutch have a huge múzzíe issue, which they are too liberal to do anything about. The Maltese are getting lots of North Africans sometimes literally washing up on their shores. I doubt that the Maltese will go down the Dutch route though, being rather conservative and very Roman Catholic.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Heard on Radio 4 a few days ago some bloke saying that thicker ice cover in the Antarctic was proof that global warming existed. Nearly dróve my car off the road when I heard that. It might have been “Inside Science” or some such drivel.

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    nell says:

    Into music tonight. Here’s wishing you all a Happy New Year. Enjoy!

  183. 183
    Expat Geordie says:

    Héard on Radio 4 a few days ago some bloke saying that thicker ice cover in the Antarctic was proof that global warming existed. Nearly dróvé my car off the road when I heard that. It might have been “Inside Science” or some such drívél.

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    Libertarian Times says:

    But infiltrated by whom and what is their agenda?

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    The BBC are cunts says:

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    Lord Fatten says:

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    I am so glad that normal service has been recommenced.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    It won’t let me watch on here, but you have a good New Year as well, Nell.

    (Bloody hell, I’m a poet and I didn’t know it.)

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    fuck your modbot Fawkes says:

    Google ‘cpexposed’.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Why don’t you do some research on the pathetic Climate change / AGW report that Lord Stern offered up to the Labour Government in 2007 – which was then bought into by Ed Milimarxistand a j’ew for which we are all being ‘forced to’ pay increased taxes for.

    Stern has recently rowed back and created yet another pitiful excuse to promote his busted myths – the man is in denial that he bought into a madoff-style scam.

    The whole Communist thing was a j’ew creation – not by all j’ews but by the Internationale nomad arm of them – who today comprise of many of them and their non due dupes – the zio boys like blair.

    Take yeur fucking blinkers off expat you twat.

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    David Cameron says:

    Bone idle fucker

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Kier Starmer is a fucking lying duplicitous shyster – but of course what have the Labour party got left in their box of shyster tricks? btw I hate the fucking tory shyster infested party to. The libdems – they’re toast so I won’t bother saying too much save that Menzies Campbell is a fucking lying duplicitous scottish shyster.

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    I am most grateful to you for responding to my post. I have seen the item to which you refer but it is cloaked in Americanisms, so I have made an attempt at an English version. The theory holds good, at least for some of us.

    Clearly you have no problem with income tax and think that everyone should be paying much more. That is possibly on account that you do not pay any. Either you are on benefits or you are employed by the state, in which case we effectively pay your tax for you.

    That being the case, may I invite you to make love and travel. Should you not invite me, then that makes it very simple. If you don’t like what I write, either don’t read it or fuck off.

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    No one cares what you think you twat says:


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    Alan Chingachgook says:

    Christmas ? You were lucky to have a Christmas ! I’ve been forced to watch Michael fucking Jackson’s last show thingy for at least 16 hours non-stop.
    I’m going to take poison.

  196. 196
    Owen Jones says:

    Well, I’ve just beaten my previous record for the number of insertions in one day!!

    Anyone else been using Ebay to get rid of unwanted pressies?

  197. 197
    Edward Lear says:

    “Telegenic Tristram Twat
    used to Hunt, but not a lot.
    Now he’s into white boy bums:
    they cannot read, nor do sums.”

    [Submitted for the Cholmondeley Award.]

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Plenty of people care you fucking legal Rsole.

  199. 199
    Blowing Whistles says:

    On second thoughts you could be Carl Gardner – and I have a paper trail which does for Carl Gardner – so stick that up your Joshua melanie loving rse.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Internationale – a combo of the Right sided craft and Left sided CP – yes the left and right who are desperate to maintain their faltering grip upon the misinformed British Public. Adam Wieshaupt pulled a right good stunt on the craft some 100 or more years ago – he knew they could be bought for their own personal and financial greed.

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    JadedJean says:

    Of course, you are broadly correct, however there are some J’ews, who are labelled as “self haters” by their brethren, who also see their behaviour for what it is.

    Mr Blair, does he, and his champions/funders, read any of this do you think? In my humble view, one group is making a takeover bid for the whole of Europe, and the model is democidal liberal-democracy ;-(

    Note ‘Political Correctness’ (including anti-racism) was a creation of the Frankfurt School in order to undermine outgroups…to further its own group’s agenda.

    Politics. It’s a dirty game, and what goes around tends to come around – eventually.

    Remember, behaviours are largely inherited. what I’m trying to say is that they cannot help the way they behave. It is done unconsciously.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Thank you for this little gem – from the New York Times of 1969. What with so many gems being looked back at as in what was published many years ago – I do believe there is a big panic on in the highest echelons of the deluding and duping ranks and that one of the most worried men on the planet should be Henry fucking Kissinger – a cold eyed barren of all humanity greedy SOAB.

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    Judith Charmless says:

    Wind your fucking neck in Nobby-No-Mates. I rip your shitty little post to fucking shreds, call you out for the sad lonely wanker you are and the best you can do is accuse me of not paying taxes? Very fucking weak. I don’t even live in your fuck hole of a country, too many arsholes like you moaning on all the time without the balls or the brains to do anything about it. I do however still pay full tax there, I’m kind of sentimental like that, I enjoy the fact the gov can sp’unk it up the wall on d’harbs and spudheads and lefty lesbo asylum seekers that wind ‘tards like you up. So in a round about way c/u/n/t/w/a/d/d/ you owe me, you fucking owe me big time you sad pathetic toss pot. And some extra info for you, no one on here likes your fucking comments, no one thinks you are funny or clever or witty. They all, quite rightly, think you are a massive fucking annoying, sad, lonely bell end who lives alone and only has the internet for company, I genuinely hope you are house bound, preferably in constant pain and fear, that would at least be an excuse for your fuckwittery.

    Have a wonderful new year.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    More importantly, who led the party in power, ker-ching

  205. 205
    Alan Chingachgook says:

    I have found their ‘Big Ishoo’ cry captivating and am also pleased that very few Eastern European sellers have dog assistants. However I have also found that most of the copies are some weeks/months old and have assumed a wholesale distribution scam. I do like my issue to be up to date.

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    jazz says:


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    Maggie's Thatch says:

    What about me?

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    tell . pray. still. says:

    kim hue.

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    I enjoy the fact the gov can sp’unk it up the wall…

    Wow. And you think I have a problem!

  210. 210
    Alan Chingachgook says:

    I’m alternating between Pharrell Williams and the Tallis Fantasia.
    Does that make me a Schizophrenic.

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    Ex Barrister.......? Maybe. says:

    Oooh! I’m scared.

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    nell says:

    Here you go. We’ve spent the year worrying about second class politicians who rip us off and don’t pay their own taxes .

    Let’s ignore them for a little while and celebrate Great Things like Tina Turner’s Simply the Best! Enjoy!!

  213. 213
    Jimmy says:

    Imagine how well he’d do with kitten videos

  214. 214
    Owen Jones says:

    Oooohhh get you.

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    Leave my sausages and Christmas pudding alone, till girl says:

    It would seem that the country has woken up finally. A revised order of behavioural standards will be required imminently. Hopefully this will mean, eg, no more human shite deposited in the main street of Manchester. Do the “powers” ever wonder why people are no longer shopping?

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    Leave my sausages and Christmas pudding alone, till girl says:

    Carefull, old nelly (61.9 years). We don`t want any repeat behaviour with that sherry bottle.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    I’ve stopped buying it. Unless the seller speaks proper English and is identifiably British, I’m not interested. However, British Big Issue sellers are people too. (Struggling with the grammar on that last bit, “to” or “too”?) and when one near us was beaten to death by a bunch of “lads” it didn’t go down too well because the bloke was quite popular.

    (How can it be manslaughter when you attack a man when he is asleep, and then go away, only to come back with a shopping trolley to drop on his head? Murdering little bastards – the jury must have been asleep when the judge explained the difference between murder and manslaughter. And the longest sentence was only two years.)

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    Auntie says:

    Take no notice of him, dear.

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    JadedJean has lost it tonight.

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    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    I understand what you’re saying, but what this country needs, in addition to a hugely expensive HS2 thingy that we don’t need and certainly can’t afford, is unfettered immigration and absolute total subservience to the EU, what what what.

    And, by Jove, I will bally-well ensure we get those things!


    And I’m going to increase foreign aid again. Super!

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    anon says:

    As there has been no serious road building for decades, rail stations are like refugee centres with bead dangling taxi drivers the only group allowed near with their filthy vehicles and appalling driving behaviour, could we have a new north south motorway before the top price HS`2 becomes a white elephant so that we and the next wave of incomers can actually move and a 200 mile trip to London does not take 7 hours (27.1.13).

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    Enriched Enfield Eric says:

    As there has been no serious road building for decades, rail stations are like refugee centres with certain taxi drivers the only group allowed near with their filthy vehicles and appalling driving behaviour, could we have a new north south motorway before the top price HS2 becomes a white elephant so that we and the next wave of incomers can actually move and a 200 mile trip to London does not take 7 hours (27.12.13).

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    ? says:

    elbow says cum.

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    nosejob says:

    clean your nose, or hope to wash.

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    Zorba the bust cypriot geekess says:

    Your blogs are meaningless if you insist on modding you fat sloth.

  227. 227
    Portsmouth Police have arrested and bailed a 69 year od pensioner for stalking Mike Hancock MP says:

    This is how it is done in Portsmouth.

  228. 228
    Zorba the bust cypriot geekess says:

    Never “worried” as such. You need to get out more, avoid dogs and humans though, it would seem, is fair advice.

  229. 229
    The entire British Establishment says:

    We all knew nothin’. Honest. Straight up.

  230. 230
    Masonic Portsmouth Police says:

    The pensioner we have arrested and bailed for stalking
    Handy, is disabled and travels around on an electric wheelchair. We therefore consider him highly dangerous, although he has only seen Handy once in the last 12 months. We cannot understand why a prominent human rights lawyer has volunteered to represent this reprobate. The case will be coming before the Crown Court on 13 january 2014. Boaz.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Pissed again Pete. Well at your age (78 isn’t it) the booze does tend to take effect more quickly. And of course the fact that you are still working at 78, despite being “dísábléd” is going to make you all bitter and twisted.

    And Ex-army (twice) and ex-TA (twice) as well. Can I ask which unit? Wouldn’t be 49 Para would it? Bet you are itching to deploy with the rest of the walts.

    Anyway, here are the results of the Redhill and Northbourne Ward by-election in Bournemouth on 31st May 2012, as quoted in the Bournemouth Daily Echo:

    “David D’Orton-Gibson, who unsuccessfully stood in the ward last May, topped the poll this time with 675 votes.

    Labour candidate Jo Kennedy came second with 539 votes and former councillor Pat Lewis came third for the Liberal Democrats with 424 votes.

    Another former councillor Claire Smith was the top Independent candidate, coming fourth with 398 votes.

    UKIP received 327 votes, the Green Party 54, Independent Paul Graham 51, the B&P 42 and Independent Pete Woodley 15. ”

    Fifteen vote, eh Pete. A whole 15. That works out at 0.6% of the vote. More people in Redhill and Northbourne believe that Elvis is still alive than believe in you.

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    Handycock the Pervert's Pervert says:

    Well done boys. Boaz.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Pissed again Pete. Well at your age (78 isn’t it) the booze does tend to take effect more quickly. And of course the fact that you are still working at 78, déspite being “dí sá bléd” is going to make you all bittér and twisted.

    And Ex-ármy (twice) and ex-TA (twice) as well. Can I ask which unit? Wouldn’t be 49 Pára would it? Bet you are itching to deploy with the rest of the wálts.

    Anyway, here are the results of the Rédhill and Northbóurne Ward by-election in Bournemouth on 31st May 2012, as quoted in the Bournemouth Daily Echo:

    “David D’Ortón-Gibsón, who unsuccessfully stood in the ward last May, topped the poll this time with 675 votes.

    Labour candidate Jo Kénnedy came second with 539 votes and former councillor Pát Léwis came third for the Liberal Democrats with 424 votes.

    Another former councillor Claire Smith was the top Independent candidate, coming fourth with 398 votes.

    UKIP received 327 votes, the Green Party 54, Independent Páúl Gráham 51, the B.&.P 42 and Independent Pete Woodley 15. ”

    Fifteen votes, eh Pete. A whole 15. That works out at 0.6% of the vote. More people in Redhill and Northbourne believe that Elvís is still alive than believe in you.

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    The Tweet of a Racist Tweeter says:

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    Hand Picked by Labour to taint the law with Common Purpose says:

    He Sure is.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Hello Carl. Carl, meet Pete. That’s Peter Gordon Woodley to the rest of the world, but you can’t blame him for keeping the Gordon bit quiet.

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    Awwww are you missing cock...? says:

    Mouthy little arsetard, all mash and no sausages ain’t ya pal?

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    Alan Retentive says:

    I prefer his conceit to your ill temper.

    You do not have the faintest idea as to the make up of opinion on this blog regarding SC, do you? You are simply guessing, and projecting your thoughts as fact.

    Not very clever.

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    this ladder is ours says:

    But you wont debate this in front of a mixed race audience, no..?

    White audience..?



    You’re a hateful c*nt of the highest order Jasper.

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    Restorer says:

    Anyone who actually wants the govt to spend more on this blog is a troll and JJ is certainly one of those

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    cassaone says:

    a H ouse is no a casse.

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    Restorer says:

    pompous git

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    Restorer says:

    Your a twat to Pete

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    Restorer says:


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    Restorer says:

    You are.



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    Get a real job says:

    Time for Guido and our elected representatives to get themselves a real job, preferably without a mic, camera, key board being used or meetings to attend.

  247. 247
    Restorer says:

    fuck of -i spell better than pete woodley

  248. 248
    Restorer says:

    pissing myself that jadedjeans comment has been fucked off

  249. 249
    Restorer says:

    not when theyre a wanker like pete

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    this ladder is ours says:

    Is that all you get in Woking?

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    D E lastic says:

    spring on.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    La longue carabine’s .

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    Ammar says:

    the elect should be cut and paste.
    no cut no paste.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    I had no issue with him. Some of the stuff that he posts is quite reasonable, although he never delivers on his promises of mind blowing scandal, just odd silly hints and bollocks. But then he appears to start posting the sort of crap that blames the j.e.w.s for everything (I’m C of E by the way, so have no vested interest), and gets very personally abusive to people on here, especially late at night, so is presumably pissed, then you get a bit hacked off with him.

    And as for it being bad form to name someone who wishes to remain anonymous, well he has threatened to name me, although I dread to think which poor sod was going to get my name. I’m all for serious discourse, political name calling, light hearted banter and a bit of piss taking, but he is nasty, bitter and twisted, and doesn’t like getting it back.

    I’ll lay off if he stops being a prick.

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    Cup of tea dear...I SAID WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA? says:

    Calm down old man, you’ll only shit your pants.

  256. 256
    The romantic J says:

    igh is HIGH.
    ahee is RESPECT.

    da JAY ?

  257. 257
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Special Nurse Brodie simply refuses to believe my trousers spontaneously fell down.

    Seventeen times!

  258. 258
    G Brown says:

    I wish you all the best of luck for 2014.

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

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    south of the M4 says:

    That is no way to talk about BBC staff.

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    Doublethink says:

    It just goes to show how far they’ve come.

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    Hutu Tribesman says:

    What the fuck does he mean, black people can’t be racist????

  264. 264
    Tutsi Tribesman says:

    Fuck off you

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Read it again. Black people in the UK can’t be r@císt. He didn’t say anywhere else. Anyway, black people can’t be racist – it’s called inter ethnic conflict, or some such bollocks.

  266. 266
    Jessa Towell says:

    <b. those dark, satanic mills.

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    no e says:

    what is gaga.
    but an exception.
    she no ex cepshoein.

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    out of a aim high says:

    bill gates exception.
    handihock exceptional.

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    Londoner says:

    She’s a crook.

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    A Philosopher says:

    Let me help you all out here.

    There is no such thing as a racist.

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    This is the same socialist crook who suddenly found £160,000 in a bank account she just didn’t happen to notice ! To these crooked c -nts it’s just a bit of spare cash , an insignificant sum , a bit of small change really, but to most of us it represents 20 years of hard work .
    There are non so wealthy as a rich socialist ,I despise the lot of the stinking evil bastards!

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    Pricky Vyce says:


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    It might be a good idea if the east european coaches had a terminus away from Victoria coach station in London , that way the rest of the country wouldn’t be forced to wait so long before they experience the benefits of the coming cultural enrichment and diversity which Londoners are so eagerly looking forward to

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    Despicable says:

    Anelka is a cùnt.
    Throw the book at him.

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    Thanks for sticking up for me, but I know that most people on this blog think that I am a pseudo-intellectual twat and I do my best to live up to that billing.

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    da rag in a bull says:

    baby bib king.

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    E G says:

    in the world of ai, e is the exception.

    e is ee as e is a s ee ker.

    e is not b. b is p. r is m. r swings. p is h.

    and wish is a bone. got a bonar yet

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    David Mills is a criminal says:

    “The dame’s tirade came as she was asked about her split from Mr Mills (left), who was prosecuted in Italy for allegedly accepting a bribe from Silvio Berlusconi”

    No alleged about it. He was convicted.

    He appealed and the case was “timed out” owing to “B”s change in the law.

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    Cardinal Biggles says:

    My uncle was in the RAF during WWII and on Malta for a fair time – he had a few amusing anecdotes of his time hunkered down thereabouts. Later on, during the push up Italy he told us some stories of flying in Wellingtons and delivering loads of bom*bs down Vesuvius if the weather was too inclement to get to the intended target – just to see if they could stir it into action. I’ve also got his photos of Il Duce and Clara Petacci hanging upside down in Milan.

    A few years ago I holidayed in Laos, a fascinating country. I used to work with a chap who had been captured by the Pathet Lao whilst flying light aircraft out that way, working for some oil company, allegedly – he spent about a year in captivity, moving from place to place before being released. He reckoned it was all dead boring, the highlight of the week being getting his hair trimmed. Anyway, as we flew over the plain of jars to Xiang Khouang the landscape looked like a rather verdant lunar landscape – bom*b craters everywhere! When we wandered around the site there were numerous warnings to not stray from the marked paths as there were still vast numbers of mines in the area.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    The self hating, sane, insane and other permutations of 2×4 self projection are irrelevant.

    What is relevant is that !srael is a nuclear armed major gas producer in the middle east, and not really aligned too well with anyone at present.

    In fact their real enemies are now forming in response to this upset to the balance of power over hydrocarbon control.

    That puts them squarely on the meal table, as a koshered course.

    The 2×4’s have for once a right to be very scared, and vengeance will be meted out sooner than many politely suspect.

    If they get in the way of commerce, just nuking those who offer resistance is an option. Look at what happened in !raq.

    As all things come around, one should think again about the war on terror, and which particular terrorists the real powers are fed up with appeasing now.

    When you have both America and Russ!a seeking to contain and exert control, and an indifferent Ch!na and Europe, some bleating sheep in the UK are not going to make any difference.

    That fabled isolation held up as an opaque propagandized shield becomes a very focused mirror of accidental reality.

    Will be an interesting new year for some, perhaps more so for the bone head thug that is holding office in T’el A’viv… ;-)

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    Concerned of Sevenoaks says:

    cockwombles, the lot of you.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    She’s a crook.

    Her husband is a convicted crook, with a very dodgy quashing of that conviction involving Berluscon!.

    The shit she pulled when she was in office, starting back in the department for health, she should be hanged for.

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    ben ya na says:

    fur di nand.
    solar ice cap melting.
    cofee is beng served for a pryce.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Kier at least tried to do something about the p’edo stuff whilst in office, or at least his PR would like you to believe that.

    His successor is attempting to properly quash all that stuff down, in a similar vein to how the CPS / DPP were complicit in the disposal of the Cyr!l Sm!th files.

    If Kier was genuine in his attempts to deal with those issues and save some face for the organization he was running, he has been at least partly successful.

    The CPS cannot help but notice that their perceived authority is diminishing on a daily basis as further revelations emerge about their own involvement in covering up certain crimes which really should have been prosecuted a long time ago.

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    truth is in the ee. says:

    see around the edge.
    earth may be condensed but it there is hedge around the edge,

    is st nicklaus still in.

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    John McEnroe says:

    Suits me.

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    Gimme de munny says:

    She may be a crook, but you must admit she does the Sky press review sans pareil!

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    Gimme de munny says:

    She should go in and join him – and thereby complete her own sentence.

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    Gimme de munny says:

    I did not see or hear any Spurs fans complaining about a simple arm gesture. These 4 x 2s are far too sensitive, poor little lambs. Still, anything to stir the shyte and distract from their own nefarious activities.

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    albacore says:

    The European Court of Human Rights
    Another gang of unelected shites
    That’s telling us what we can and can’t do
    Or else we might have to leave the E U!
    Oh my, wouldn’t that be an awful fate?
    Erm, no. Most folks feel it’d be just great
    Apart from the LibLabCon fifth column
    Which, for the British is blind, deaf and dumb

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    It means he doesn’t have the mental capacity to squat on a shitter!

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    Non taxable pikey says:

    Can anyone enlighten me as to why Inspector Nacker isn’t flogging off Macshame’s stuff under “Proceeds of Crime” legislation? Plod seems happy to do it for little shiite drug dealers. I have been watching Leicestershire Police do just that on ebay recently. The sale is ongoing and fascinating. They have sold the brand new Range Rover Sport for £29K but are having difficulty shifting the £9K gold Rolex and the first edition Comics. I can understand the Rolex problem when you can get an adequate facsimile for £20 from Honest Achmed at the Spitfire Bar in Alexandria.

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    nell says:

    gordonbrown might have been our much loved illiterate economic clown but I see the french have one too in the shape of hollande.

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    nell says:

    I see cleggie says he will support bullyballs for chancellor in 2015 ‘when’ he joins labour in a new coalition government. ++++Laugh++++

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    Anonymous says:

    TOP TROUGHERS, never mind the top traffic

    Bet they’re able to claim expenses as well.

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    Bilda Berger says:

    Right at the beginning of the video he leaves the kitchen, walks into the hallway and notices something on the floor — which he is just about to bend down and pick up when the cretin remembers he is being videoed, so he just walks on.

    He should be put on a chain gang and made to repay everything he’s stolen from the taxpayer since the age of 3.

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    Chasing the Deer says:

    Cameron warned that his complacency on Scottish Independence Referendum could break the Union and lose Scotland AND southern voters will blame HIM

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    Most people know that 12:32 am is yet another feeble sockpuppet.

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    The person using my moniker at 5:58 pm is a sockpuppet, as is 12:32 am further down.

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Along with the entire population of this great country of ours,the performance of the England cricket team makes me ashamed to be English.

    The so called English cricketers can wave goodbye to any chance of getting an O.B.E. and will be paraded through the streets of London upon their homecoming as village idiots.

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    Tristram Hunt says:

    Food banks: Tories can’t face the truth about them and the fact that a real fear of hunger afflicts thousands

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    Dave with trousers down says:

    Shit. Spaddy — get me on the Beeb 24hr news immediately — I’m going to challenge Nigel to say how many Syrians he will let in — then up it by 10 tenfold

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    The UK is already full of people says:

    Theresa — are you going to get your fat arse down to Dover to see the New Year in and help start counting the immigrants?

    No — of course not — your going to be all concerned and caring like Dave — and actually do fuck all

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    Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

    Food banks: Lefty mongs can’t face the truth: Start handing out free food and lo and behold a queue of grasping parasites will form.

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    The 1922 Committee says:

    We welcome a public flogging of those who masquerade as the English cricket team.

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    Ric"Tally Ho" Holden CCHQ says:

    Hear ! Hear !

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    Get rid ASAP says:

    Labour’s open door policy?

    Is that the same open door policy that the coalition of c*nts is following? The entire LabLibCon establishment, are verminous traitors who hate this country and it’s in habitants.

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    Get rid ASAP says:

    The UKBA is an agency of the EU.

    It is run by the Home Office on behalf of the EU.

    The dolts who imagine they know anything, should pay attention.

    Our ‘government’ is a mere local authority, doing others bidding, without question or complaint.

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    @Judith Charmless (mimesis?)

    So you are a public employee then. Thank you for confirming this by signally avoiding mentioning it. I owe you nothing but your salary is paid by me and others here like me. In typical socialist style you throw it in everyone’s face who pays real taxes i.e. money that they have had to earn without the state paying them.

    This feeling is enforced by your overweening suggestion that you are empowered to speak upon everyone else present, another hallmark of socialism.

    It may not have occurred to you that when I comment here, the last thing I do is concern myself as to whether people will agree with me. If they do, that is great but if they don’t, I will still say what I do because I believe in myself.

    Ronald Reagan once said: Some people go an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. Marines don’t have that problem. I was never a marine but like them, I do not have that problem either.

    Things you are almost bound to do today have been affected by my work. What is more I do not expect the world to support me just for that, as you appear to do.

    Your extensive ad hominem reveals your own deep insecurity and lack of ability to argue the facts.

    I see someone suggests you are JadedJean. I do hope you are not.

    Have a wonderful New Year yourself.

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    Global Warming Mong says:

    The cold is caused by warming, what of that do you not understand?

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    Thick or what? says:

    There is no such thing as a global warming denier, the climate always fluctuates. There are many deluded imbeciles however, who imagine puny humans can actually change the weather.

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    Nigel "I'll say anything if it'll get me coverage" Farage speaking there says:

    Hear ! Hear !

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    Gorgon's a destructive arsehole says:

    Bloody Hell — anyone got space in a nuclear bunker?

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    It's cricket, Dave, but not as we know it says:

    We welcome a public flogging of all those who masquerade as our representatives in Westminster.

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    Thick or what? says:

    Fringe party?

    Are you talking about the Lib-Dem’s who can’t even muster 10% in the polls?

    The die is broken, change is coming and no matter how much you hate it, the end of the LabLibConspiracy is in sight.

    Suck it up.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    That is interesting as Errol and Jonty are both South African (plus Israeli in case of the need to do a bunk and avoid extradition). Bongo-Bongo, Wonga-Wonga, Sabie-Sabie, Mala-Mala, Zuma-Zuma, Skinto-Skinto—all the same Bwana.

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    I was there a week ago and can confirm it has all gone pear shaped.

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    Mandy the floater says:

    Nelson hardly ever kissed me.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    I am so nostalgic for the Frost Fairs on the Thames from the 1500s to 1814, or the freezing of New York harbour in the 1700s. Of course that was before people began to pump so much CO2 into the atmosphere.

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    We have noticed that Dave, it’s not what you promised, as in your cast iron guarantee.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    You are the head of the BBC Language Unit and I claim my expensive lunch at a Soho restaurant!

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    Psyche the Dog says:

    So tell us Jack when are you going to board their galleon, and make them either walk the plank or hold them to ransom, could be rich pickings there for buccaneers.

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    David Cameron ( Fabian socialist ) says:

    We need much more windy power, you know, the stuff that is catastrophically inefficient, unreliable and expensive, to generate the economy and our future prosperity.

    Well the future prosperity of me and my family, that is.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    @ A Mystery says:
    There are several examples of plagiarism detection software available. Top universities use “Turnitin”, although there are supposedly better products around. There is a semi-free (i.e. limited free use plus basic paid use) product called “Grammarly” that one can download. I have used to to stuff-up a few pompous blowhards on political/economic websites

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    Mr Potato Head says:

    Food banks were started by Labour and they only exist because greedy people spend all their benefits on non-essentials and because Labour opened the door to millions of poor people from poor countries. What else do you expect when that happens? That is the truth.

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    Guardian says:

    Cabinet members fear Lady Warsi is penning bombshell political memoir
    Former Tory party chairman’s ‘furious scribbling’ prompts speculation about diary that could include damaging revelations

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Except that many of them will suddenly remember they’re not really English and will revert to their real Southern African nationalities.

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    Alan Chingachgook says:

    I might go to church today and pray that it is so.

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    the dingdon ha says:

    the person using me . is the author of his tit.

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    David Cameron ( Fabian socialist ) says:

    Londoner’s are a minority within a white minority in London. The ‘enrichment’ process, has succeeded and the filthy English will be eliminated eventually, praise be to Allah.

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    Alan Chingachgook says:

    Dear Cat,
    I think the lunatics have gone. Phew, thank goodness for that.
    Have a very happy new year.

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    the faluda is sick. says:

    ze gahole is a b hi .

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    we mila. says:

    tip please.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you just fuck off, you stupid cokehead.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Bloody typical Poms! They are quite happy to hail “Mo” and a whole army of raggle-taggle jungly refugees as “British” when they win, but “foreign” when they lose. Just like Zola Budd and Andy Murray.

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    nell says:

    poor old tessajowell seems to think trying to match alastairdarling’s wife in the foul mouthed language stakes will win her the London Mayor’s job. Let’s hope not! What is it with these labour politicians that they seem to think being foul and potty mouthed will win them votes?!

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    I accidentally walked into the women’s toilet today !

    I had to buy a tampon just to look like I was being serious !

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    My phone just filmed a three hour documentary about life inside my pocket!

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    FFS says:

    You’re right. I can’t cope with the truth. The truth that there is a political party so venal that it would stoop to creating news and a false story of “starving millions” in the hope of getting positive airtime on the TV. I can’t cope with the reality that this political party would pay activists to come onto websites to troll them and spread the same lie.

    In short I struggle to cope with the reality that Labour exists at all. The ppor deserve much better.

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    No canvassers;hawkers or double glazing salesmen says:

    Total bollocks no doubt ?

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    Dream Weaver says:

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    John Bellingham says:

    Nigel Farage has come out in favour of Britain accommodating a “number” of Syrian refugees as the UK has a humanitarian and legally binding duty to do so. This contrasts with the Government’s narrow view of “not our problem” and the Retard Party’s idea of taking in about 500. What a coup! Nigel buggers up the normal BBC/Guardian/Conservative/Retard/Lib-Dem/ SWP/ Turdburglar narrative about UKIP at a stroke, although commentators are already saying that he is faking it as they have been caught with their slit-seat panties around their ankles.
    Personally, I would be glad to welcome Mrs Assad into my home–as long as she comes with her money and not that awful husband.

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    Sports my left leg says:

    I am one of the many who doesn’t give a fck about sport, people can lose now and win later, so long as people have enjoyed playing or watching the sport, who really cares, who wins or loses.

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    Stating the bleedin' obvious says:

    Cos’ it DOES !!

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    Gift Horse says:

    Bank Gives away capital at zero interest.

    And lefties are surprised the bank is popular?

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    Brian says:

    Dave, you’re red through and through so no-one will have noticed.

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    Merry food bank day says:

    Must have been awful for all those millions waiting for the food banks to open before going off to wait in the Christmas sales for tat they could wait for in July when the real sales kick off.

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    All socialists are hypocrites says:

    Less that 1.50% of population rely on food banks according to Trussell Trust(i.e. 1 million from UK population of 63.25 million)which is not an increase from those many that relied on them under Labour although apparently Food Banks were never mentioned when Labour was in government.

    So once again Labour are proven to total and utter hypocrites but then again this was a government that saw an offic cleaner pay a higher percentage of her income in tax than the company chairman of the company whose offices she cleaned.

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    The BBC Bites every Time says:

    Except they know that the BBC will give them free air time.

    Any skanky pressure group can issue an anti Tory led coalition statement and the BBC will be all over it like a rash. So much so that they start their news item with what the esteemed and highly regarded Skanky pressure group has found and follow with a cynical quote from the Tory led government and and then an in depth analysis from a senior Liberal.

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    FFS says:

    Hey! We’re not all the same you know!

    I’m just pleased that sometimes we win at sport. It wasn’t that long ago we couldn’t win at anything. From ’89 to ’05 we were nowhere in the ashes or indeed any other sport.

    As has been pointed out, if you took the ethnics out of the last Olympics Team GB would still have won a bucket-load of medals, but it’s still nice to see the ‘fugees contribute something positive to this nation, rather than stabbing people in the back for looking at them funny.

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    Dave the Pink says:

    Excuse me, I’m a pink gay lover through and through in case you hadn’t noticed.

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    More or Less says:

    No one on benefits relies on food hand outs, unless they have otherwise spent the benefit money on purposes for what it was not intended.

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    The most amusing claim ever says:

    At least whilst they’re pushing this “lie” they aren’t pushing the other one about thousands of disabled living in cardboard boxes due to the Nasty Tory “Bedroom Tax”…..

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    nell says:

    No it doesn’t!

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    Rhetoric Watch says:

    Who the fuck does he think he is?…Simon Cowell!

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    Judge Jeffreys says:

    Don’t mes about flogging the t(u)rds. Hang, draw and quarter them.

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    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Having spent many years dealing with people who had debt problems it was always unsurprising that people who professed to be on the breadline could still buy their ciggies, booze;expensive i phones and that most had Sky TV. They also seemed to spend vast amounts on takeaways when they could have fed themselves and family for a quarter of what they were spending on such stuff although many seemed totally gobsmacked when this was pointed out to them. So I am afraid you tend to disbelieve a lot of this guff being spouted by an opportunistic Labour Party

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    Rule Britania but not if Labour wins in 2015 says:

    Sums up the lib dems really. They work hard in a government to put right what the left yet again screwed up but to retain a hold on power they would sell their soul to the devil, the devil that caused the problem in the first place.
    I utterly despair that people cannot see through the con of what is Labour and the damage they would do to this country if they got back in. I reiterate again that should they win in 2015 there will never then be anything but a Labour government because these people will ensure “the project” is comp,eyed and fix the system further to ensure no other party has a chance of winning. The country will then not be a fairer society but descend into the cesspit that most Labour constituencies are because Labour keep them that way even through the 13 year reign of terror. The country would also be tied so tightly to the EU by Labour there would never be any escape.

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    Saltire satire says:

    I always said they are asking the question the wrong side of the border and to be honest I can’t wait for the porridge munching moaners fuck off and in doing so decimate Labour at Westminster. After all its only the jocks keeping Labour in any race so good fucking riddance to them and enjoy your socialist republic of jock land

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    Ed Millibowling says:

    I demand a public enquiry

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    Dreaming of the new Liebour world says:

    We have already had 13 years of Liebours dreams, to most people of this country they have been nightmares, seems Liebour whitewash covers peoples dreams.

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    Anonymous says:

    You don’t spell THANK as Blame!

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    Chukka says:

    I dream of inheriting a load of wealth, dodging all the taxes due on it and then lying my way into government.

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    Tristram Hunt says:

    The Ambridge Socialist: Vote for the Proletarian Hero of Ambridge 2013

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    Fishy says:

    WTF do Socialists know about aspiration? Keeping people in their place is buried deep in their DNA. Success and achievement are dirty words.

    One thing we learned from Blair and Brown was whatever Lefties say, the opposite is always true.

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    Anonymous says:

    Labour caused the problem and now the EU and the UN stop us doing anything to rectify it….. As Labour fully intended so Theresa don’t wave as they come just point your finger firmly in Millibands and Labours direction and say its their fault, theirs alone and like all Tory governments we are left with the repercussions to deal with and clear up

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    Londoner says:

    If she thinks she’s going to get the mafia moll vote, she can dream on. No one believes she didn’t read those mortgage papers.

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    Anonymous says:

    What’s this document I’m signing?

  372. 372
    Sally Bercow says:

    The Ambridge Socialist Editorial team look forward to the Ambridge year in 2014

    Ambridge in 2014

    George Osborne buys Lower Loxley at auction as a country retreat

    Further victims of David Archer are discovered as the cast list of the BBC version of events in Ambridge is reduced for cost reasons

    More dogs mysteriously die in Ambridge. David Archer blames badgers

    Rob Titchener resumes his liaison with Helen

    Bert Fry is still missing but the BBC haven’t noticed

    The BBC continues its campaign of vilification against proletarian heroes such as Darrell, Jazzer and the Grundys

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    Spice Merchant says:

    She wouldn’t dare. There is a shedload of stuff that has yet to come out about her connections with the Pakistani underworld.

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    Anonymous says:

    But she did leave him at the time. For a while ..ish

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    Athelstan says:

    Deploy the army. Now.

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    Jessa howls says:

    I don’t have any problems

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    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Thank you Tristram, we have already counted your vote.

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    Anonymous says:

    Truth eloquently described

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    Ailurophile says:


    Instead of the Crown, it doesn’t by any chance have the twelve stars of the EU flag, which some are now equating with the Book of Revelations 11:19?


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    Londoner says:

    I agree. People who are much worse off than I seem to eat take-aways and drink far more than I do. Yet I am supposed to be sorry for them.

    I am not. Nor am I jealous, as I think I have a better diet and not wasting the money they do leaves me with much less to worry about.

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    Londoner says:

    If you think the population is as low as 63.25 million you have not been to have look at some of our urban centres recently. There are at least 2 million more ‘unrecorded’ illegals in the South East.

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    Anonymous says:

    The reprort contained in your link highlights the fact that the “network link” will mean that a greater percentage of A2 Romanian and Bulgarian immigrants will come to the UK because the UK already has a higher percentage of those immigrants already here i.e because of family/friend links they will be more inclined to come here than elsewhere in Europe.

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    Democracy Now says:

    The Labour Party is no more of a proper political party than the LibDems are.

    One of the most ridiculous fake parties of all is the ‘Co-operative’ Party, which seems to have no substance at all other than in the Co-op’s PR and slush fund budgets.

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    altruism in industry says:

    that must be the one about election results ?

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    LeithLurker says:

    I always have to remind myself that internet forums are the new asylums. Like the old victorian places the sound of the mad and demented is amplified by being inclosed, but keeping all the loons in one place is for the benefit of the wider society. Have a good new year.

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    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    That tells me that God really does have a sense of humour!

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    Dave "cast iron promise" Cameron says:

    I couldn’t have put it better myself!

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    Julie o'Middleton says:

    Chuka and his defining purpose are as common as muck.

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    Benjy the Binman says:

    My wife tells me she has just seen a gypsy woman going through the neigbours’ bins. I said she is probably looking to see who has goine away for Christmas so she can come back later and burgle them, but my wife thought she was looking for things she could salvage. Or maybe both.

    Either way, we really can’t have people coming over here, rummaging through the garbage and taking my job.

  390. 390
    Anonymous says:

    I think you accidently left out politicians in your moniker.

  391. 391
    Sir Barnabas Benjamin White- Spunner (Eton) says:

    You talk a lot of sense sometimes, I knew you’d agree with Nigel sometime soon.:-) Happy New Year Guido.

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    FFS says:

    They’re hoping. Exactly what did Baroness Token know about the Tory party? Fuck all. She was like those characters in Star Trek that only appear for one episode. You know they are going to be gone before the end of the show.

  393. 393
    The Resident Rasta says:

    Shadow police minister Jack Dromey was once arrested for insulting…the police. Fancy that!

  394. 394
    Owen Jones says:

    In dreams, I walk with you
    In dreams, I talk with you,
    In dreams you’re mine,
    All of the time,
    We’re together in dream, in dreams!

  395. 395
    Squeaker Bercow says:

    I will request that Hattie wears that outfir at the very next PMQ’s.

    There won’t be a dry eye in the House.

  396. 396
    You know fuck-all about Semantics says:

    Make up your fucking mind. Are they dreams or aspirations?

  397. 397
    Jimmy.StVile says:

    All gone quite on the Max Clifford front

  398. 398
    altruism in industry says:

    probably a Sunday Times reporter

  399. 399
    MSM says:

    Hey look over there! ————–>

  400. 400
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    Slag of a mother drinking Coke, no wonder she’s fat! What’s with the father? He comes across as a smack-freak. Son looks like an axe-murderer, look at his eyes!

  401. 401
    altruism in industry says:

    oh, no it’s not.

  402. 402
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Cameron should go, even now he is following the last government in ensuring that we will be inundated by poor Roma and Bulgarians. The last government deliberately let them in to ‘rub our faces in it’ whilst Cameron is doing exactly the same.
    Treachery however you look at it.

    Stand by for the next LibLabCon orchestrate invasion.

  403. 403
    Anonymous says:

    Twas the night before Christmas and all round the place
    Tories have realised their losing the race
    UKIP have gotten them right on the ropes
    In the EU election they haven’t a hope
    R+B immigrants let in by these fools
    Will all require healthcare, housing and schools
    The Tories it seems obey EU orders
    And flatly refuse to shut down our borders
    So it’s good-by to Cameron and all of his mates
    And hello to someone we know Cameron hates


  404. 404
    Alan Retentive says:

    That’s unfortunate. It’s the first one I’ve understood.

  405. 405
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill and dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

    The original Guido Fawkes declared that his intention was to “blow those Scotch beggars back to their native mountains.” We’re still here, and likely to remain. Get used to it, after all those years.

  406. 406
    roger daltry says:

    The less said about the scond innings the better.

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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Farage is playing some very interesting politics over the Syr!an refugee question.

    At first blush this does look like he is playing devil’s advocate over the whole refugee question period, and a confused one given his alleged stance on the Romany problem.

    He is not actually criticizing UK government though, but rather certain serious EU policies.

    In a nutshell:

    i) Not all EU member states are honoring their international commitments to allowing in Syr!an refugee’s. G’ermany has taken in a token 5000 or so, as have a few others, but that seems to be the limit. The overall EU position on this seems to favor seeing the desperate drown in the Med trying to get to !taly, or running the gauntlet in G’reece.

    ii) The Roma problem: Farage has been the strongest voice criticizing the governments where these people continue to be persecuted and discriminated against by their governments. Shipping them to the UK is not a solution, as shipping them around the EU has failed as a broad policy over the past 20 years or so.

    However, the UK perhaps should consider taking in some Syr!an refugee’s, but thanks to the Left’s (and perpetuated under this coalition) moronic immigration policy, public mood is perhaps primed to say: No.

    This is a very odd state of affairs.

    The UK could win easy moral political points over the EU, and do some genuine good in that part of the world if it did take a positive stance.

    However, seeing as Russ!a is essentially controlling that region and process now, perhaps it would be better to question instead how Russ!a is supporting its new obligations.

    This is a question which would be eminently pro-EU though, which is unfortunately why Farage is not asking the question, and the EU trying to still win ground for its Ukraine acquisition is resolutely not going to be asking that question either.

    Still vote UKIP – but thank the EU and mainly the UK left for putting the UK public opinion in a position where the UK now has zero moral lead in meeting its traditional commitments under international law regarding non-EU refugee’s.

    Farage should navigate these waters carefully, as it will be harder to get this very important distinction across. Much harder than defusing the Left’s ‘any question about immigration is rac!st’ meme.

    Vote UKIP.

  408. 408
    oh says:

    oh thy um,

    oh thy um.
    my snake.
    my snake.
    i am i

    got a fag oh oprah

  409. 409
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Cameron is the pus that oozes from a diseased dogs anus shortly before it dies – in political terms.

    He should prepare the way for the real conservatives – or those that remain in the party should lance this boil, and prepare the way for the return of the actual conservative party and start preparing the paperwork for exiting the EU.

  410. 410
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    It is illegal to go through another persons dust bins.

    File a report with the police, and then file a complaint against them if they do not follow it up.

  411. 411
    Alan Bennett's right about Thatcher says:

    Someone who lacked a sense of humour was detached from humanity.

  412. 412
    oh says:

    hi head.

  413. 413
    Ban the Left says:

    It is a pity that no one offered Thatcher the job of EU president.

    Perhaps if they had had a spell of her, the EU might be worth the membership fee.

  414. 414
    his is a season to be says:

    eus ll
    have a liein.

    when in london watch the oh.
    factor five

  415. 415
    peacock. says:

    not not

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    nell says:

    Southern voters will blame cameron if Scotland goes independent? What planet are you living on? – such a move would save we hard pressed English taxpayers at least £9billion a year. If cameron can achieve that he’ll get my vote!

  417. 417
    u ghur a chainge mister says:

    the ministry of the homeless is not har .

  418. 418
    thick or a stiffie says:

    got an ssssssh. near

  419. 419
    nell says:

    Indeed you are – well done! And Happy New Year!!

  420. 420
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    The theft of the Royal Mail…and the carve-up of the NHS…and the expensive fuck-up of ‘free’ schools…and blocking any reform of the financial system…and the stoking of a new housing bubble…and the sell-off of the forensic science service…and its immoral treatment of disabled people…and the bedroom tax…and workfare…

    Jesus wept. It makes you wonder what is wrong with us all that we put up with it.

  421. 421
    wake me up wit says:

    when u ouys and grrrls have wound not. time will shoft.

    silent s.
    sow me .

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    United nations High Commissioner for Refugees never says:

    Refugees should be provided with refuge in the first safe country they arrive in. As the UK has no border with Syria, that will not involve anyone in the EU, except possibly Cyprus and Greece if people cross the med in a boat.

  423. 423
    Romanian escort on 1st January says:

    Hello! I am a good looks girl! I look for the man with the honest intentions and good heart. I await reply with much anxious. Thank you please.

  424. 424
    The King of Thailand says:

    ‘Insulting the police’ is the sort of charge one expects from a two-bit junta, not a democratic country

  425. 425
    Benjy the Binman says:

    You live in a fantasy world. The police don’t care. This is London. The nearest policeman is two miles away in a helicopter.

  426. 426
    Farage calls for UK to allow Syrian refugees says:

    How does Nigel Farage’s call for the government to allow in Syrian refugees sit with UKIP folks here?

  427. 427
    FFS says:

    The War in Iraq, the War in Afghanistan, mass immigration to gerrymander the electoral system, selling out government powers to a Fabian-socialist EU that doesn’t believe in democracy, taking bungs from foreigners and tobacco advertisers seeking to achieve political advantage, faking GCSE and A level results, killing of the vulnerable in NHS hospitals, using radical left-wing students to block up polling stations so working people couldn’t vote, postal vote fraud.

    Jesus wept. It makes you wonder what is wrong with us all that we put up with it.

    But we didn’t put up with it. During the last Labour governement this country saw some of the biggest political demonstrations it has ever seen.

    But did Tony Bliar’s government listen? Did it fuck. Instead it just imported yet more people whose votes could be stolen through the post, so it could happily ignore those demanding it change course.

    Labour was a government relying on 50% of its votes from recently imported foreigners who in many cases didn’t even know they were voting. Without them Labour would be finished as a political entity. It is a zombie party living a half-life with a belief in a political system that has failed every time it has been tried.

    The poor deserve better. They deserve a left-wing party that might give them the opportunity to dig themselves out of the gutter, to have a decent life and to be proud of it. But Labour prefers the poor pushed as far in the gutter as possible, then feeds them to the gills with anti-depressants and cheap supermarket alcohol to keep them quiet, just as George Orwell said it would. And why do they do that? Because the zombie party Labour only really wants their votes and the untold JP Morgan riches that come with those votes.

    Labour are utter shit.

  428. 428
    A food bank intern says:

    Now that France have approved 75% top rate of tax there’s a section of the EU community I would encourage to move to UK.

  429. 429
    Expat Geordie says:

    Pretty much agree with everything there CO5. And to be honest I no difference between Farage’s view, and the view of most decent people in this country regarding the Syrian reffo’s. However, we must make sure that they are genuine. Ask anyone from the Oxford area what they thought of the “Kosovan” refugees in 2000 and the reply will be unprintable, as most of the “Kosovans” were actually Albanians. And these Albanians were muslim, misogynistic and criminally inclined.

    Of course you couldn’t say any of this at the time, otherwise St. Tony and his mates would have had you locked up for being “racist”, but the crime figures in general spiked, with the sexúál assault figures going through the roof.

  430. 430
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill and dodging the Strathclyde constabulary says:

    Guido, how about putting some new material up on your web? We know you’re home in the land where the only snakes there go on two legs, and that you’re probably thinking about losing weight while doing the opposite. Isn’t it time to get back on the job?

  431. 431

    Yes the papers are full of no news….

  432. 432

    Well you can’t say Guido didn’t try with the one-eyed son of the manse.

  433. 433
    Cilla Bollox says:

    Can we proscribe the masons this year please as they undermine our democracy and are a bunch of evil fuckers.

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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    A very good point on the exact terms of international law, and Turkey of course is very much a hot potato in all this.

    Perhaps the EU is moot on Turkey’s commitments for that reason: Doing the right thing may well see Erdogan finally out.

    The EU has already stated its commitments – but the honoring of those by all member states is somewhat patchy.

  435. 435
    albacore says:

    Today’s fake Tory party is not just Dave
    He’s only the foam on the crest of the wave
    You reckon they’re that wet that they didn’t get
    A safe figurehead they could fit and forget?

  436. 436
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    It can be argued that Tony Blair has damaged the UK’s willingness to provide a safe haven for refugee’s, and also damaged its international credibility abroad as being a nation worthy of respect.

    On the Syr!an question – given the number of anti-Syr!an government groups which are operating out of London (and generally pumping a lion share of the anti-Assad propaganda), there could be other security implications for the UK in letting people in which the UK government is not willing to be honest about.

  437. 437
    FFS says:

    Not well at all, unless we are talking about a handful of Christians. Here’s why:

    1] We rescued the Muzzies from Idi Amin and what has happened since is we got overwhelmed by yet more of them and 25% of those that have come here make it clear they hate Britain and the British. Which is rather rude at the very least.

    2] We are one of the most over-populated countries in the EU, indeed in the world – why are we always first port of call?

    3] We have a population which is now 25% ethnic minority with more certain to come. We reached this state in just over 50 years. If we continue like this the homeland of the British will not be British and our own children won’t have a nation to call home.

    4] Farage is making the mistake of all politicians who forget they are elected to SERVE the people that vote for them, note serve their own interests or the interests of outsiders. He presumes to offer the charity of the British people without even asking the British people if they feel that charity should be offered. Bloody rude I call it.

    5] Siding with one set of immigrants over another undermines the entire anti-immigration argument

    6] I’m married into an immigrant family. Even they admit that by running away from their homeland and not standing to fight they were being self-seeking and leaving their compatriots high and dry.

    7] We have no way of filtering out the bad eggs from any group of refugees. Time and again we have found “asylum seekers” to be nothing more than criminals and terrorists.

    8] The reason why they have problems in Syria and similar countries is because they haven’t reached the level of civilisation of Europe and the West. By importing these backwards peoples we import all their problems and add them to the ones we already have. Just as we have with previous waves of imports.

    9] Because refugees believe in very different things from the majority British we struggle to find a sense of community with them and it becomes increasingly divisive. We hate paying benefits to Muzzie families with 10 kids living in Kensington that look down their nose at us non-believers and think their daughters are too good for our sons even though they’ve never worked a day in their lives.

    Farage better take a step back or he’ll be yet another fucker not getting my vote.

  438. 438
    Expat Geordie says:

    When you look back at our post war prime ministers, I have often been struck by the names of the PM’s who I think did actually give a shit about the poor and the working man, and those who didn’t. Despite their methods being completely different, the two at the top of the list would almost certainly be Atlee and Thatcher (or Thatcher and Atlee – you can’t really split them) closely followed by Major.

    Atlee had worked with the poor in the East End before WWI and Thatcher, the grocers daughter, saw hard work, thrift and education as a way out of poverty. She also saw a prosperous working class as good for Britain and ultimately good for the Conservative Party, whereas Labour sees a downtrodden working class as good for the Labour Party, which is why Atlee is the only Labour PM in this list.

    Major had been brought up in poverty, and knew what it was like to be unemployed, with, to approximately quote him, “too much month at the end of the money”. When I was unemployed after graduation, although I knew that the government’s obsession with the ERM was causing the problems, at least I knew that Major did give a shit about people like me.

    Last two on the list, MacMillan, who had encountered real poverty as an MP in Stockton during the 1930’s, and wanted to prevent it from happening again. And Eden, who was born into wealth and grew up in Bishop Auckland of all places (when he wanted to enter politics he tried to get selected for the safe tory seat of Sedgefield, of all places – later Tony Blair’s safe Labour seat), was brought up a philanthropist mother and caring for the poor was part of the deal. (My grandfather died in the Lady Eden cottage hospital there, which she established and was named after her.)

    None of the others ever gave a shit about the working man or the poor.

  439. 439
    Mr Nobody says:

    Nigel Farage wants to bring in hundreds of thousands of Syrians.

  440. 440
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Oh – the reality of people who are fleeing war zones is that they generally do not give a toss about so called rule of law. Especially if they have been exposed when young.

    That does not excuse the criminals who were allowed to take advantage of the UK asylum system under Blair, and who should be deported.

    A real problem the UK does face is where to house these folk ?

    Given that UK born are essentially priced out of the housing market, and there is not much public housing available, how can folk who literally have nothing (if they are genuine refugee’s) be accommodated when even the locals are having problems finding a place to live ?

    Of course – the latter point is a reflection of poor policy mainly under Labour, including their immigration policy and the baby boom that appears to have given way to now.

  441. 441
    Mr Nobody says:

    Nigel Farage has come out and said we should open the floodgates to hundreds of thousands of Syrians with who knows how many islamist nutjobs among them. The Tories won’t allow that to happen.

  442. 442
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Do some googling on the broader EU hot topic which he is speaking about. G’ermany has already taken some in – but they have drawn the line. Most others in the EU have agreed, but are refusing.

    This is a damning indictment of the state of the Eurozone at present.

    Personally – I do not feel that letting in a bunch of Syr!an’s who are fleeing a war zone is in the best interests of the UK.

    But there is much deeper politic at work.

    I think that Farage is reflecting more a view of the European Freedom and Democracy movement in preparation for the upcoming elections. And expressing what would once be considered a reasoned and sensible view.

    He is trying to appeal to the more compassionate center ground – perhaps more pointedly at Labour’s on the national level, but his rhetoric (still not left wing) is really going down like a lead balloon which demonstrates just how far off the scale UK public opinion has shifted.

    This is not completely cool as it perhaps implies that the UK is at a tipping point of sorts.

    A significant point is that rhetoric which is designed to appeal to compassion appears to fall flat, which is why Farage does come across at first blush a bit of a schmuck with this line.

    This is important as the other parties will try to spin as this being a problem with nasty UKIP’ers next.

    Farage isn’t a schmuck, and UKIP’ers are not inherently nasty, but there are some very deep politics at play here, and somewhat unpleasant.

    This is really all about EU expansion efforts into T’urkey and U’kraine, and the stupidity of importing the R’oma criminal class into the UK in order to free up land for hydrocarbon exploitation.

  443. 443
    Nigel Mirage says:

    I’d rather open the gates to millions of Syrians.

  444. 444

    @Alan Chingachgook (shorn of your longer style – even the dogs have to rest sometimes!)

    Thank you so much and the same to you.

    There is no problem with disagreement and I am not shy of using strong language myself but, when people are totally taken up with personalities and ignore content, you have to worry for their sanity.

    Everyone can be wrong, myself included, but if that idiot harping on about popularity and relevance had taken the bother to cast his eye above the title on the other side of the page, where it says Tell Guido What You Know, then he would have seen something which did not accord with his stance.

    It was my feeling that I had to win the argument against him without resorting to such indicators, as the ego trip thing never did matter that much to me – except perhaps to make fun out of. Thank you for now giving me that opportunity. :-)

  445. 445
    Sigmund Fraud says:

    That describes virtually every Socialist that there’s ever been.

  446. 446
    Jock says:

    I’m all cut up about that.

  447. 447

    Peter Expat has just been round for a drink and a chinwag.

    We established that the only difference between the politics here and back in the UK is that a number of ex-politicians here, including premiers, are in prison for rather longer terms that the softy UK lot.

    Quite right too.

  448. 448
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    The police are a political animal in part driven by statistics.

    If people do not report, and then not file complaints about inaction, the paperwork runs dry and the Police are off the hook.

    Once the paperwork starts to build up, and gets the attention of the press, and it becomes political, then change will happen.

    It starts with not accepting the ‘they don’t care’ meme, filing, and then putting the Police in a position where they cannot credibly argue the fact that they have not been doing their job.

    Look at the Jimmy Savile revelations for further details.

    Of course, in a modern economy, someone would perhaps devise and market a R’oma proof garbage bin and perhaps create some jobs and make money through its manufacture and distribution.

  449. 449
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    The police are a political animal in part dr!ven by statistics.

    If people do not report, and then not file complaints about inaction, the paperwork runs dry and the Police are off the hook.

    Once the paperwork starts to build up, and gets the attention of the press, and it becomes political, then change will happen.

    It starts with not accepting the ‘they don’t care’ meme, filing, and then putting the Police in a position where they cannot credibly argue the fact that they have not been doing their job.

    Look at the Jimmy Savile revelations for further details.

    R’oma (or anyone) going through peoples garbage should be regarded as a security risk. They are most likely looking for discarded bank statements and other materials to commit identity fraud crimes.

    This is why there should be a zero tolerance on such activities, and also why it is illegal to go through other peoples garbage.

    Of course, in a modern economy, someone would perhaps devise and market a R’oma proof garbage bin and perhaps create some jobs and make money through its manufacture and distribution.

  450. 450

    @CO5 & @FFS: Have been out of the running for most of today but have skim read the page and your interesting dialogue with both of you making good points.

    I suspect that Farage’s position is being made with regard to the need for UKIP to take a greater amount of Labour support so that he cannot be accused of letting the socialists in, a long-standing criticism of UKIP, which holds some water.

    There is still time for him to pursue this course without having to wrestle with the long term triangulation problems which will inevitably arise. I wish him luck in this and, as you imply, Farage is being rather more than cute here.

  451. 451

    No real worry, Jimmy.

    Cats are possibly the most efficient killers in the animal world.

    Get your brains into gear for next year – we have some sparring to do. :-)

    Meanwhile, a very happy Hogmanay to you and yours!

  452. 452

    Organic too! Only the best for the scroungers!

  453. 453
    Judith Charmless says:

    When did I say I work for the public sector? You are just a fucking parody mate, a mash up of reactionary, tutting, middle class Daily Mail/Telegraph readers. I don’t work for any fucking public sector you insulting little shit. As i said earlier, I don’t even live in the fucking hell hole UK anymore, I earn my crust elsewhere, have a look at your blog stats if you wanna find out where I live you fucking tard. It does seem I have successfully managed to troll the living fuckery out of you though judging by all the times you have decided to reply, apparently with a straight face. I am at least honoured that you took the trouble. My good friend Chinky Davey never elicited such replies from you. ;- )
    “May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your fucking house down”

  454. 454
    Reader says:

    I see you are plugging the Sun again Guido. Links to a paywall are not really what blogging is all about, are they?

  455. 455
    Lou Scannon says:

    Guido, as one who tends to skim just a few of the major ‘papers’ on-line, it’s struck me that they are reporting far less that’s worth reading these days than they were (say) 6 months ago. That suggests to me that the MSM have all now been got at in a major way, regardless of the recent moves towards censorship. Wonder if you agree ?

  456. 456
    Harrison Had a Dream says:

    Chuka is now Britain’s Martin Luther King

  457. 457
    Reader says:

    Certainly, there is nothing worth reading in the Sun.

  458. 458
    The British Public says:

    Syria is none of our business

  459. 459
    The Oxford English Dictionary says:

    Pronunciation: /driːm/

    1 a series of thoughts, images, and sensations occurring in a person’s mind during sleep:I had a recurrent dream about falling from great heights
    [in singular] a state of mind in which someone is or seems to be unaware of their immediate surroundings:he had been walking around in a dream all day

    2 a cherished aspiration, ambition, or ideal:I fulfilled a childhood dream when I became champion
    an unrealistic or self-deluding fantasy:maybe he could get a job and earn some money—but he knew this was just a dream
    a person or thing perceived as wonderful or perfect:her new man’s an absolute dream it was a dream of a backhand

  460. 460

    …liberty thieving, looting, bastards

    If Guido were not to be constrained by the 140 character limit, how could his description of lefties be improved?

    anally retentive

    After just five minutes, I realise that this list could become huge…

  461. 461

    Can’t find correct place to post? :-)

    1. It is not my blog
    2. They are not my stats
    3. I don’t need either of the above to wish you a pleasant New Year in North Korea.

  462. 462
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Simple a vote for UKip in 2015 will let in Labour,if you analyse the 150 marginal seats that will decide the election that is the conclusion.I will vote UKIP in 2014 and Tory in 2015,my vote will mke no difference in 2015 but anyone living in those 150 constituencys who want to keep Labour out its simple vote Tory.

  463. 463
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Brilliant thread.

  464. 464
    Bonnie and Clyde says:

  465. 465
    Jailed Pervert Writes for the Guardian says:

  466. 466
    Cilla Bollox says:

    If you think England is a Christian country or not most people ( except for the criminal fraternity) were probably brought up thinking that Christian values, as taught, are probably something to aspire to whether you believe in the Ascension or not and so it does hold us to protecting others in extreme situations even if it is to our disadvantage, that is different to accepting economic migrants.

  467. 467
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    The problem of how to deal with this across the Eurozone are perhaps going to be highlighted in the Euro-Parl elections.

    The Freedom and Democracy bods are right to take the lead, as the other groups do not wish to touch this because of the general state of public opinion on this matter across Europe.

    It is sort of political catch-22: If the other groups agree, and try to take the high ground, then they will be creamed for sure at the elections as the F&D parties really need to say no more.

    If they do not, this is golden rhetoric as the F&D parties can then shift from concern about the issue to the real meat which is being able to put forward a credible arguments that parties aligned with the other groups (and the EU itself, in the case of parties like UKIP) are fundamentally uncaring, malevolent and somewhat nasty.

    The nasty smear would be perfect as that should translate well across most of the member states.

    UKIP supporters perhaps should regard this as a test of political maturity. Really, the issue of R’uss!a and T’urkey should be brought to the fore. For T’urkey the argument is simple:

    This country the EU desires to join, but they are singularly not doing enough to help with the Syr!an refugee crisis to the point that the UK’s involvement is being questioned.

    If the UK is smart, it could point to several derelict but serviceable T’urkish Cypriot cities in Northern Cyprus which with a little aid could be made fully serviceable to adequately house maybe half a million refugee’s until the civil war is over. Those cities are at present no man’s land territory, mainly as a result of an problem between the T’urkish government, G’reek government and UN that has been dragging on for about 40 years.

    It should be noted that the EU has singularly failed to resolve or move that situation forward in any positive way despite efforts.

  468. 468
    Play it Straight Nigel says:

    I don’t agree with what he says one little bit.

    It’s a political stunt, trying to get the BBC/Guardian onside but as Dave found out with his Homosexual wedlock debacle, no fucker will thank him.

  469. 469
    Mumsnet says:

  470. 470
    Reader says:

    Chris Huhne is a proven liar. His opinions are of no interest.

  471. 471
    Reader says:

    And a vow by Ms Vasiliki Courmouzis is worth what, exactly?

  472. 472
    FFS says:

    I don’t think Farage has that kind of room to move. It is pretty obvious from the barrage of anti-immigration comments I see on even the BBC website that the moral argument has been lost and “racism” is no longer seen as a sin, but more or less as a badge of indigenous pride.

    Fact is we were lied to. When I was a young lad growing up in the 70s we were told that black people were just the same as us and didn’t really commit a lot of crime – we were just racists that put black people in prison for the smallest excuse. We were told that Muzzies and Seiks would come round to our more advanced way of thinking and would adopt the British way of life.

    Well those were lies to our face and my generation knows it for a fact. We are being murder in our hundreds by the blacks and the Muzzies spit in our faces. We have had a god-awful mess dropped in our laps by the previous generation. The political party that lied to us about the immigrants now relies totally on their votes to have any chance of power.

    UKIP offers the only hope of re-gaining this nation back for its people at the ballot box. It is the only hope that the division that now exists between immigrant and indigene can be papered over peacefully. It is the only way that the democratic process can regain moral authority. If that doesn’t happen, god help us. We may find ourselves in much the same situation as Syria.

  473. 473
    bridge builder says:

    i need.
    i gve.
    puja is high tek. trek.
    stars are royal.
    in daI
    all decd and shafted.

  474. 474
    Thanks For The Mammaries says:

    Can’t wait for the publication (legitimate or otherwise) of the new comprehensive government register of ladies with massive surgically enhanced titty-witties.

  475. 475
    The Home Office says:

    Gates? Ha ha ha ha ha

    We haven’t had any gates at the borders for well over a decade.

  476. 476
    Frankenstein says:

    Will potential hapless husbands be entitled to see whether their large handed spouse-to-be has had falsies put in to go with the undeclared willy-snip?

  477. 477
    Cilla Bollox says:


  478. 478
    it is ku Hu says:

    the si is a sa when ri cums.
    when the ricums righur gets a more then
    then en
    then d en
    no Dhi en.

    choose the few. they have views. bum bum

  479. 479
    Blowing Whistles says:


  480. 480
    all is psyshe. says:

    all is psyshe and all is gogumgo.
    it is a mungo.
    robbie is elastic.
    david loves wah
    li is si si is simon
    co says who woo who
    my simon is mine who will piers.

  481. 481
    Blowing Whistles says:

    A comment placed here last night has been removed. The removal has been ‘Noted’.

  482. 482
    Corporal Bill Blogs (retired) says:

    Syria is an absolutely massive country with a relatively small population.

    There is absolutely no need for them to come over here. There is plenty of space over there for them to live if not together then side by side in perfect harmony.

    The country has loads of oil so the people can count themselves lucky they do not have to put up with the green nonsense we have to here .

    if this is the best Nigel Falange can come up with then I am very disappointed.

    I am beginning to think if you turned him upside down a Conservative party membership card would hit the floor.

    He simply is not the man to lead this country to a prosperous future.

  483. 483
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Farage is following in labour’s spin and bandwagon footsteps as he says Syrian refugees should be allowed into the UK. The two faces of UKIP!

  484. 484
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Trust the Guardian to give him a mouthpiece, everybody else wishes he would just go away and crawl under a rock like the reptile he is, lectured at by a millionaire that reputedly owns 7 (yes 7) properties, nuls points in the credibility stakes.

  485. 485
    simon is sim says:

    simon is me
    and the huwain will meet,
    it us naga. it may be suckie so says the duck.

    commect rhyme with wine,
    comet is klwed out, supports a friend who is AIDS.
    He knowV mmm

  486. 486
    Vikki Souvlaki says:

    I love old lags me.

  487. 487
    Nick Anelka says:

    And if ,whilst abroad and avoiding in full the 75% tax , I want to make a gesture with my arms I will do so and take no crap from some weak kneed socialist twerp who if it was not for the public sector would not have paid a centime in income tax in a lifetime.

  488. 488
    They trimmed their sails to the current wind of public opinion says:

    Had it not been for Farage and UKIP anyone talking about immigration would still be classed as a “racist” by Labour and BBC with debate about the issue closed down by the 3 main stream parties who are ALL culpable for the present state of affairs

  489. 489
    yawn says:

    So you keep saying.

  490. 490
    Drop a daisy cutter on David Cameron says:

    Want to know who Donates to your Tory MP? Type MP name & reveal Donors ( ) What’s the odd £371,856.62 among friends?

  491. 491
    yawn says:

    414 extra yawn.

  492. 492 the doors! says:

    Not long to go now…… 29th, 30th, 31st and wow 1st January, many thanks to all you stupid people in Labour, we will undoubtedly have many benefits :)

  493. 493 the doors! says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you for all our benefits !! hahahahahahahahahahaha

  494. 494
    Horatio the Butler says:

    But we are still heading for ever decreasing living standards despite despite UKIP Farage, Facebook , Twitter , iPads and Barratt Homes.

    If the BBC and Labour think they can rely on UKIP to fool all of the people all
    of the time then they are in for a shock.

  495. 495 the doors! says:

    To all you tax payers in the UK, keep working ‘cos we need our human rights and your benefits !!

  496. 496
    nell says:

    ed militwit says he’s bringing in his wife as his secret weapon to win the forthcoming local and eu elections in 2014.

    The reasoning apparently is that she was once an actress so can put on an act so to sp e a k.

    Well that says everything about labour.

  497. 497
    GVJ says:

    I need some advice as my husband has no political antennae whatsoever. This is what Handy plans for the future.

    Although he has lost the LibeDem whip as an MP, he still sits as a LibDem Councillor in Portsmouth with executive responsibility for planning which he has held for decades. The trouble is Handy does not realise that if we endorse a sexual abuser, molester and pervert to stand (now that the Pascoe report has been leaked), none of us are going to get re-elected. Handy is determined to become Leader so that he can continue his planning rackets for his boys and his masonic buddies with the asylum seekers, He has got us so involved in all his rackets that he says he will take us all down with him if he is not re-elected as a Councillor; the trouble is we will all go down if he is and he will not accept that. What am I to do? Boaz.

  498. 498
    altruism in industry says:

    I always shred anything with ID on it before it goes in the bin, ever since I heard that Arlo Guthrie song.
    ” Yes officer, I admit it. I put that envelope under that pile of garbage”

  499. 499
    nell says:

    One wonders whom this might benefit if it is as bad as they keep saying.

    Will it benefit labour , who are advocating open borders and closer eu connections, in 2015?

    Or might it benefit the tories who are going to be campaigning for tighter border controls and an eu referendum?

  500. 500
    that black yank geezer who got assassinated says:

    I have a dream that one day a twitter twat will use the limited space available to say a coherent sentence

  501. 501
    altruism in industry says:

  502. 502
    when moriarity goes sherlock returns. says:

    when does the news series cum.

  503. 503
    The People of Portsmouth says:

    We would jump off the top of the Spinnaker Tower, if we were you Gerald, and take Handy off with you.

  504. 504
    gobble gobble says:

    Tessa Jowell has a neck like a turkey.

  505. 505
    The BBC says:

    We are pleased to announce a new program for spring 2014. It’s called Food Bank Crisis Watch, and will be presented by Stale Cracker, a former labour spin doctor. We will have guest presenters from the labour front bench.

  506. 506
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Where is it you reside S.C.?
    Drank a lovely Pietro Sartori Amarone 2010 Della Valpolicella the other day.

  507. 507
    Tony Blair says:

    Loose change.

  508. 508
    Getting ever more desperate says:

  509. 509
    Convict Shun Politician says:

  510. 510
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Well Miliband has hidden behind lies and hypocrisy, so he may as well hide behind his wife now.

  511. 511
    Nature watch says:

    Sloppy journalism though.

    An iceberg doing what an iceberg does.

    Climate doing what the climate does.

    So how is the West responsible for these when they were happening before there was a West?

    If the Guardian followed their logic through then the West would have to pay for the setting of the Sun and the rising of the moon.

    And why have they got a failed politician and multimillionaire property developer who has been detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure writing about Science?

  512. 512

    A noose will slip over it beautifully!

  513. 513

    What if the developed countries tell the international courts to FUCK OFF ?

  514. 514

    I note that you were unable to answer my post.

  515. 515
    Guardian Worldcomment, Environment and now Science all with the same twatting Tweet. The Huhnes says:

  516. 516
    And now twatting Guardian Australia says:

  517. 517
    altruism in industry says:

    is Guido a Sun spot ?

  518. 518

    My wines are generally less than one twentieth of the price of that very fine wine, but they still exceptionally good.

    My exceedingly good fortune is to live at approximately 13° East, at a distance from both north and south of the Alps which is why I frequently traverse them.

  519. 519
    Judith Charmless says:

    I was unaware you had asked anything substantive.

  520. 520
    Gordon's nurse says:

    There is a place for people like Huhne – it’s called Broadmoor Hospital.

  521. 521
    Eric Pickles says:

  522. 522
    Dim sum says:

    What referendum? Lay off the sherry, dear.

  523. 523
    Blind_leading_the_blind says:

    Obviously “Tittle Tattle, gossip and rumours about Westminster’s Mother of Parliaments” wasn’t working.

  524. 524
    left wing, right wing, they're all turkeys. . says:

    Does this set a precedent?

    Happy New Year.

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