December 22nd, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun on Sunday Online

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  • Hodge the Dodge’s missing Christmas million
  • What did Ed Miliband get Ed Balls for Christmas?
  • How the EU referendum bill being blocked by the Lords could end up costing Bercow his job
  • Turns out cigar-chomping socialist Gorgeous George Galloway isn’t so keen on spreading the wealth
  • What happened when Guido asked Ed Miliband for a selfie

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  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Can someone send me a copy for free please? *pouts*

    • 5
      Rennard from Skegness. Some say they have seen the sea. says:

      Is this Nigella an Alien from space, a Zombie or a Zombie space alien?

      • 11
        Police can be bought. says:

        So the Police who said they would not prosecute Druggy Nigella are now saying that they are looking to prosecute druggy Nigella. Not that I think she should not be investigated, I am saddened that the police have changed their minds because of pressure from the Meeja. They are supposed to be independent from all that PR bum fluff thingy.

        • 17
          Twatson is Team Nigella says:
          • Fatso always has an agenda – why is he supporting Nigella?

          • Not the same says:

            She wasn’t exactly “doing their public duty”, she was giving evidence in the hope of getting her money back.

          • FFS says:

            She wasn’t, but as a matter of general principle people are going to be less likely to want to appear in court if the defendant can set about demolishing a witness by simply flinging untold amounts of mud in their general direction whether it has any truth in it or not.

            Geoffrey Robertson is right. The way the Grillo’s were permitted to bring all manner of irrelevant gossip into the trial was outrageous and the judge certainly should have brought a stop to it.

            Their defence seems to have been: “She was off her head, so we thought it would be OK to take advantage and nick a big chunk of her hubbies cash”. That’s like saying “We saw Guido was asleep, so we thought it would be OK to take advantage and nick his wallet”.

            Not to say that the police shouldn’t be investigating Higella, but that is a seperate issue to the Grillo’s case, and if they were so high-minded and public spirited they might have reported her behaviour to the appropriate authorities for her own good, but instead these lovely girls decided to shaft her.

          • (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

            For once I happen to think that the fat (vnt is right!

          • AMM says:

            I disagree (That’s enough Eds, Ed!). Place yourself in court as the accused and a witness in your opinion gives wrongful and damaging evidence against you. Would you not wish to discredit this evidence if aware that the witness was out of their mind on drugs when the offence was supposed to have occurred.

            In this case Lawson will have had the best Lawyers available and would have been made fully aware what was coming if she pressed ahead.

          • Casual Observer 5 says:

            To 8illy : It is probably an agenda connected to the new disruptive to family domestic violence laws / procedures that are being rolled out.

            N’igella was meant to be the poster child celeb battered woman, and S’aatchi the evil controlling man.

            Unfortunately, that bit of spin spun out of control when S’aatchi’s legal got in to action, he settled the separation in a closed family court, but thankfully decided to lance the real boil in public.

            Drug addicted N’igella and her partners in crime have done a real number on him.

            Note to the public: If the DV stuff goes through as planned – you can end up being stripped of your assets and fucked over by a druggie wife with zero recompense, unless you are a normal person who happens to have a lot of money and good legal.

            Tom W’atson has still not delivered for the victims of child sexual abuse which he made a big thing about not so long ago. He is a malevolent shit.

          • Mr Cupcake says:

            Some people here seem not to know about a supaena. Witnesses in criminal trials do not do their civic duty in appearing – they have to appear whether they like it or not.

          • The Origin of says:

            Mr Cupcake this was started by Geoffrey Robertson QC. The High profile lefty lawyer

          • less is more says:

            why is plod being beastly to Nigella ? She’s gorgeous and can do whatever she likes as far as I am concerned.

          • Sir William says:

            Z – O – M – B – I – E

          • Cinna says:

            For once I agree with him, much as it pains me.

            The treatment of Ms Lawson received in court would not be allowed in a rape case these days. It couldn’t have anything to do with the fact her father is a prominent Tory and member of the HoC, could it?

          • pie eater says:

            Fatson would prefer trials to be in secret

          • end mend says:


          • juno says:

            c s lewis is http

            csl is the casual observer.
            highly technical hence the ht.
            tp is the tip.

            cs lewis is the jackal.
            cs lewis is the carlos.
            find him in any car lot.
            he s junk.


            fa rt
            cezzane skoda

          • Vince Semaphore says:

            You’re that guy who signs for o’Bama, aren’t you ?


            Can you remember who I am ? I can’t.

          • Monica says:

            “Fatso always has an agenda – why is he supporting Nigella?”

            Fatty Watson, what first attracted you to the celebrated cooker of thick cream-smeared chocolate cakes?

        • 20
          The institutionally stupid Metropolitian Police says:

          The idiot who took this decision has clearly no experience in putting together a drugs case ( probably little experience in putting together any case ) as they would otherwise know that you have to be caught in actual possession to prove a crime of this nature. Useless bastards.

          • Jim says:

            Yes, but she tends to speak the truth and they could get her that way or invent new statements for the Defense again based on another email from Hubby (innocent face).
            Any news of Laws on Blackmail or false accounting and Perjury?

          • The Institutionally stupid etropolitian Police says:

            It makes no difference what she has or has not said the fact remains you cannot be prosecuted unless the police catch you in actual possession of the drugs. Why cant people understand this simple fact ? The Met are simply playing to the gallery .

        • 23
          Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants and Criminals says:

          Because the fat, disgusting Socialist bastard can see some points scoring.

        • 104
          gooo eee. says:

          ghee doe.

          hehe doe.


          when g xxxx, you get je sus.
          the rest is just christies.

        • 123
          Expat Geordie says:

          CO5, have you been banned again, or has you PC done a wobbly like 98% Scouse?

          Anyway, your reasoned and reasonable comments do sort of put men off marriage. If I were a conspiracy theorist then I’d say that there was a deliberate attempt to promote the anti-DV agenda to the detriment of men. I’m not a conspiracy theorist – thirteen years of New Labour cock ups proves that lefties can’t organise a decent conspiracy and keep it secret – but I do suspect the Law of Unintended Consequences.

        • 293
          CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

          The Police are no longer independent. They are led by media whores who will do anything for positive headlines and staffed by common purpose drones who who couldn’t detect a gas leak with a lit candle! Nigella’s an easy detection who’ll probably be talked into accepting a caution. That’s another mark up for the detection rates. It beats actually INVESTIGATING real crimes such as burglaries and muggings.

        • 567
          Sexed up TV star says:

          Forget about claims of drug use, can arrest her for being ‘upper-class’, boring or on the telly?

          • Anonymous says:

            I really hate it when the “friends of the accused” get together in print to support a mate like now.Geoffrey Robinson apparently is an ex boyfriend of Highgella, strange how these relationships arent declared when writing articles isnt it ?

      • 12
        Dave wants to invite 75million Muslim Turks says:

        The idea of idiots like Dave is that if you get a job in this country you are welcome ignores the fact that most immigrants who come to work here also get benefits and don’t pay very much in tax. Consequently although they help to increase GDP they actually make our debt problem and the ‘cost of living’ averages look even worse.

        • 16
          Kebab Time says:

          So they are out competing Brits for jobs and stealing benefits.

          Thank God we have the Jeremy Kyle generation to fall back on…..

          • Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants and Criminals says:

            Get ready to pay massive tax for the next tidal wave of migrant shit about to hit these shores.

          • gooo eee. says:

            pal is e.
            the 1st staine is the deepest.

          • rick says:

            Just a reminder:

            Vote UKIP – get UKIP.
            Vote LibLabCon – get LibLabCon.

            Thank you.

          • Sad but True says:

            Blair and Brown have between them managed to replicate the Weimar Republic –

            * a fucked up economy,
            * decaying public morality,
            * a government with no moral authority dominated by foreign powers,
            * a large immigrant population that the public had learned to hate.

            The rest, as they say, is history

          • Another Sexed up TV star says:

            Vile, nasty, Jeremy Kyle loves to makes fun of (and money from) the unemployed and others on low incomes – should fit in well here.

        • 32
          Anonymous says:

          And of course a job doesn’t just pop out of the ether as soon as an immigrant washes up on our shores. More than likely they are simply pushing a native Briton onto benefits, and thus you’ve got to factor in that cost as well.

          Yes, yes I know according to liblabcon self justifying dogma, we’ll all lazy for not working for tuppence and hot bedding 8 to a room. But when you encourage mass immigration you’ve got to face the consequences. And those are going to be fewer jobs and lower wages.

          So you liblabconers can shut the fcuk up with your lazy Britons sh!te. Your problem, live with it.

          • Fuck the LibLabCon says:

            Well said!

            Please vote UKIP to end this madness.

          • FFS says:

            All indigenous Brits are lazy feckers.

            I haven’t worked out how the GDP is so much higher than P*kistan, but it clearly isn’t because Brits are smarter and work harder. Oh no. Ken Livingstone tells me it is all to do with slavery.

          • Gooey Blob says:

            Why don’t you just say what you mean, which is “Vote Labour.” Far more honest than this ridiculous charade of trying to split votes away from the Tories with this not-a-hope-in-Hell Ukip nonsense.

          • Anonymous says:

            Why don’t you just say what you mean, which is “Vote Labour.”

            If you think the growing number of people who’ve had a belly full of you and your bent parties is in any way a Labour ruse, then you really are deluded.

            People are finally waking up to what you b@st@rds in the three state parties have done to us and the country. I hope I live long enough for Nuremberg style trials for all the political classes, left and right.

          • jhbm67 says:

            You forget that over 10% of brits live abroad and are “stealin’ jobs” from the indigenous.

          • FFS says:

            There are no jobs abroad. Except in Australia where they actually invite you to come in if you meet the requirements of their points system.

            Try getting a job in sunny Spain. You might get a job giving away tickets for timeshare presentations if you’re lucky.

      • 223

        Nigella should take the UK to the EU court of human rights over the press character assassination of a witness in a legal case , who had no right to defend herself
        and also the judge for allowing this private information into the public domain

      • 289
        ? says:

        A ‘ special snowflake’

    • 15
      Hi Jab time says:

      Here have one.

    • 268
      Cordon Brown says:

      I have a secret place to keep my garden peas warm

  2. 2
    Vince The Cable Guy says:

    It is ILLEGAL to cap immigration at 75,000 per year.

    Have I got your vote?

    • 14
      Dave wants to invite 75million Muslim Turks says:

      I dunno. What are your sinews like?

    • 51
      Labour remarkably relaxed about mass immigration says:

      Looks like “Dave’s” cunning plan is starting to come unstuck as peers likely to pass so many amendments to his sponsored “referendum bill” THAT it will never actually pass into law and post May 2015 with Labour likely to be in power ably assisted by LibDems you will have as much chance of having a say on UK membership of EU as the Chilcot Report ever being published

    • 85
      Cinna says:

      Sez who?

    • 95
      Jim says:

      Sh. Do not tell Spain!

    • 191
      Anonymous says:

      75000 is still equivalent to a small town being added to our population every year. Where are they going to live, where are the kids going to go to school how are they going to be able to see a doctor.

      God save us from the modern white liberal politician.

      White middle class liberalism is a disease like Aids – there is no cure

      What is the main characteristic of a white middle class liberal – they have never had a job outside politics or the public sector

      • 221
        Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants and Criminals says:

        The area I live in is being swamped by a tide of shit migrants. They are everywhere.

        • 467
          Sad but True says:

          Blair and Brown have between them managed to replicate the Weimar Republic –

          * a fucked up economy,
          * decaying public morality,
          * a government with no moral authority dominated by foreign powers,
          * a large immigrant population that the public had learned to hate.

          The rest, as they say, is history.

        • 570
          Vile Nasty Bankers Underminded My Country says:

          What is your problem? Where I live is in is being swamped by a tide of Nazi shits.

  3. 3
    Anna Soubry says:

    Nigel Farage rather likes a finger up his bottom.

    • 8
      That woman is a total waste of space says:

      What a mong she was. Seemed to think it a jolly good wheeze to be able to say she agrees with Vince and Mandy rather than act like a Tory.

      • 31
        Rosie Winterton says:

        I think she’s a skank in the wrong party.

        • 44
          Soubry ain't no Tory. That's why Dave rates her says:
          • She is stupid. That one is says:

            Stupid woman.

            They are being exploited as cheap Labour. It makes large agribusiness mucho Wonga and prices the locals out of the job market.

          • NATIONAL Socialist says:

            She is just showing her credentials as a good little libertarian.

          • (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

            There’s MY argument for voting UKIP!

          • Banned says:

            Interesting that Dimbleby doesn’t interrupt her and lets her rant on endlessly without letting anyone else interject.

          • True Blue says:

            I agree with people like Anna Soubry and Boris Johnson. I don’t agree with the Johnny Foreigner hating bum fingerers.


            Do not confuse stupidity, with treason the old bitch is part of the EU arsehole licking conspiracy to destroy what is left of our race and culture.
            The best reply is to kick her foul mangy carcass out at the next election, but not just yet, her every utterance must pile on the UKIP votes by the truck load

          • (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

            There’s my argument for never voting Tory again!

    • 18
      An Jam Chowen lai says:

      up ur sudbury.
      is it illi.

    • 22
      We wish you a merry UKIP and UKIP new year says:

      Soon to be unemployed Anna Soubry, her seat is now a prime UKIP target.

      • 35
        Genghiz the kahn says:

        In this digital age Anna Soubry should know better.

        • 78
          Anna not-So-bright says:

          I like a little fingering
          I’m very fond of that
          And if you are interested
          So does my cat.
          I liked sweet Peter Mandelson
          Smiling at my words
          Perhaps he also likes a finger
          Seeking out his turds.
          I’m a very gifted lady
          Everyone can see
          My favourite person in the world
          Is me, me,me, me,me.

    • 43
      A Kipper says:
      • 60
        NATIONAL Socialist says:

        I wonder how many immigrants she has living next door to her?

        • 253
          Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants and Criminals says:

          that’s the problem, these scum politicians that are allowing this tidal wave of migrant shit to engulf us can afford to live elsewhere and not suffer the consequences.


            They can’t control that tidal wave for ever, even the smallest market towns are beginning to suffer the consequences , they will realise when it’s too late.
            The only question being will they look upon the distruction as ‘mission accomplished ‘ or live to bitterly regret it.

          • Sad but True says:

            Blair and Brown have between them managed to replicate the Weimar Republic –

            * a fucked up economy,
            * decaying public morality,
            * a government with no moral authority dominated by foreign powers,
            * a large immigrant population that the public had learned to hate.

        • 372
          jhbm67 says:

          Quite frankly I’d rather have immigrants living next to me than thick DM reading Mongs. Immigrant women are far better looking than the fat, ugly, self-important indigenous hags.

          • Mary Beard says:

            Go and live in another country then if you want to live next door to foreigners.

          • Statement of Fact says:

            Well put, but correction needed. Immigrants are generally better looking (and have more brains than) the ugly, self-important, thick, Tories.

      • 66
        Overthrow the kuntz says:

        To the liblabcon, mass immigration is a price very much worth paying.

      • 188
        Londoner says:

        Is there a positive side these days?

    • 195
      Jack Ketch says:

      Anna Soubry’s experience of men with fingers up their bottom should be made public. Mrs Mandelbum seemed to find the prospect amusing.

    • 561
      geordieboy says:

      How do you know, have you been there? Perhaps two fingers would be better.

  4. 4
    Repairing the pot-holes says:

    A City in France
    For ever and ever amen.

  5. 6
    Higella says:

    Look out for my ‘Smokers’ special on BBC2 Boxing Day, where I’ll be smoking everything I can lay my hands on.

    Smoked haddock, smoked salmon, smoked bacon soup, smoked mackerel pâté, cold smoked herring, smoked cheese sauce, sichuan smoked duck.

    I just can’t stop smoking!

  6. 7
    Vicky Pryce( now being taught in high school drama classes) says:

    I hope no one forgets my stupidity in the review of the year

  7. 9
    How many Hackneylanders will understand that phrase? says:
  8. 10
    Boris says:

    Sickening to read that 80% of babies born in three London boroughs had either one or both parents born outside the UK.

    2014 will see the big push for 100% foreign-born parents!

  9. 13
    Mayor Rob Ford says:

    If Nigella needs any advice on how to turn a bad situation to her advantage she just needs to call.

    • 21
      Damage limitation, too much money hanging on this says:

      I think you’ll find her PR team are already out in numbers.

    • 63
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Xmas dinner… first roll spliff, I prefer Afghani resin but if you can’t get it home grown skunk will do, lightly sprinkle worktop with powder and cut with razor blade, throw cold Turkey out.

    • 451
      Handycock's Knob says:

      Can you give me a bit of advice too Rob? Boaz.

  10. 26
    We wish you a merry UKIP and UKIP new year says:

    In today’s Private Eye & HT to Marky Mel

    Cameron’s Five Point Crackdown on Immigration.

    1. We will do everything in our power and within the law to keep out all the 29 million Bulgarians and Romanians who are planning to come here on 1st Jan.

    2. Any immigrants who manage to enter Britain will not be entitled to any benefits, except those to which they are entitled by law.

    3. There will be a total cap of 75000 on the number of EU immigrants permitted to enter Britain, as far as it is possible for us to impose this within the law.

    4. No immigrants will be permitted to enter the United Kingdom unless they can prove that they have been given a job paying a minimum of £20000 a year, providing that this arrangement is in keeping with the employment laws of the EU.

    5. Any prospective immigrant reading the above four points should be aware that all these proposed measures are strictly illegal under EU law and can therefore be disregarded as no more than another cheap political gesture to win votes from UKIP.

    What does this mean in practice then? Other than a UKIP government in 2015 of course.

    6. Welcome to Britain everyone!

    • 29
      Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

      and remember to vote LibDem :)

    • 45
      A Statement from our "nominal" Prime Minister says:

      After a frank but amicable exchange of views between myself and Nick I have decided that NOW is NOT the time to be pursuing xenophobic attempts to restrict the enlargement of the European Union and I wish to emphasize that I wholeheartedly support the freedom of movement for all EU nationals within the EU in line with Nick’s article in to-days “Sunday Times”

      I also wish to categorically state that Nick retains absolute confidence in myself to continue in office and I shall continue to do so to the best of my abilities. Nick will be issuing a separate statement confirming that he concurs with my decision. I shall be issuing no further statements but in the meantime on behalf of Nick and myself may I offer you all good wishes for the coming festive period.

    • 564
      geordieboy says:

      UKIP translates as” Useless Knackered Inbred Pricks” and they can’t do fuck all until we are out the EU and they will not win a General Election so don’t waste your vote on UKIP.

  11. 33
    The establishment ensures MacShane will Not go to prison says:
    • 36
      Harriet Harman...liberty says:

      Among those who spoke up in defence of the former Europe Minister was Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman who described him as “well liked and admired by leaders in politics throughout Europe”.

      She added: “I have never known him to be duplicitous, financially greedy, or deceptive.”

      • 62
        FFS says:

        “I have never known him to be duplicitous, financially greedy, or deceptive.”

        Shame that this was exactly what McShame actually admitted in court, you dumb bitch. So basically you stood up and said the equivalent of “I’m talking bollox” and then sat down.

        The judge must have loved that….

      • 260
        Wanna know says:

        Aaah Harriet, but does he search out black dick as your husband does babe?

    • 37
      MacShane was Mandela's right hand man...Lord Brookman says:

      Lord David Brookman, who suggested MacShane’s achievements had gone even further, with him playing a major part in the dismantling of the Apartheid regime.

    • 41
      Anon. says:

      A character reference from someone like that tells a Judge all he needs to know.

      • 47
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        A character reference from of all people Harriet Harman, Ha,Ha,Ha!, tis the season to be jolly!.

        • 93
          Harman is scum says:

          Would she do the same if Macshane had a big black cock ?

          However – I have not fact checked Macshane’s Facebook page claims…

        • 263
          Millions agree says:

          Are you inferring that Harriet Harman is no more than a joke?

          • Keb@b T!me says:

            I expect V!cky has a couple of big bl@ck c0cks in the bed side drawer from her previous marriage.

    • 452
      Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street. says:

      Jahbulon Dennis.

  12. 39 says:

    Goodwill to all men at this time of year – except that cruel, stupid, sanctimonious and cowardly bastard IDS. Fuck him

    • 49
      Out, outing says:

      OK, so your not UKIP. Your not IDS (so probably not Torie) Who are you for then?

      Step up to the plate.

    • 50
      ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

      IDS & Tories seemed almost gleeful the other day when debating food banks.

      I guess they consider it one of their major achievements.

      The Nasty Party is very apt

      • 57
        Dave 'No Direction' Cameron says:

        It’s difficult to distinguish the Lib Dems from the Nasty Party now, they are morphing into the same bunch of sociopaths. I note only a couple of the Lib Dem Scum bothered to get of their arses to attend the debate, but were quicker than Usain Bolt in their eagerness to troop through the lobby to support IDS. Yellow bastards

      • 107
        Dave wants to invite 75million Muslim Turks says:

        Food banks were the major achievement of the Labour party. Not only did Labour create them but they also created the horrendous 7% recession that led to their need.

        “I would like to pay tribute to the contribution you and your company make to the prosperity of Britain,” Mr Brown told Lehman bankers in London’s Canary Wharf . “During its 150 year history, Lehman Brothers has always been an innovator, financing new ideas and inventions before many others even began to realize their potential.”

      • 243
        FFS says:

        Oh wow, you Labour activists are working overtime again.

        I wonder just how many ordinary people actually give a flying frig about foodbanks?

        Seems to be the hot topic for the Labour leadership, which is why they have deployed you.

        How much are the paying you for this Moussa? And what other websites are you targetting today?

        But thatnks for posting your crap here anyway, it gives everybody yet another opportunity to publicly dissect Labour’s bullcrap.

    • 259
      A Right Fucking Bastard says:

      No, fuck you, you Fabian shitwit.

  13. 53
    Not Sure Nigel should be pushing this one too much says:
  14. 67
    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    The penultimate Sunday of the year.

    Shall I be buying the penultimate copy of the Current Bun on Sunday?


    • 455
      Expat Geordie says:

      One of our suppliers treated us to Christmas lunch a couple of weeks back. Nothing flash – Café Rouge in Westbourne. One of the poor unfortunates being “treated” was a Scouse lad from our office. The we got onto the subject of rácíál stereotyping when he revealed that someone had that very morning called him a “Thieving Scouser”. According to the rácíál stereotype, I’ll beat you to death in a drunken rage and Scouse (his real name is Steve, but for our purposes let’s call him “Scouse”) will then nick his wallet. Lots of fun, eh?

      Anyway, we got talking about why we had moved south, and if we would ever move north again. I replied that I had been on holiday in Malta in April, just after Maggie had died, and the hotel that I was in was full of northern public sector types, some already on their second holiday of the year, discussing where they were going on their next holiday this year. I was particularly incensed by the large number of scouse public sector workers in non-jobs, slagging off the Blessed Margaret, whilst enjoying the fruits of MY labours.

      I suddenly realised who was there and apologised to Scouse, as I had forgotten that he was a scouser. His reply, “Don’t worry about it. I left there because I was sick of the whole “world owes me a living” attitude. At least in Dorset people are prepared to do a fair days work for a fair days pay.” And that reply summed up why I left the north east.

  15. 72
    Burn Labour Burn says:

    I’d like to wish all muslims a happy christmas. I’ll be drinking plenty of ALCOHOL during CHRISTMAS. How’d you like them apples, muzees? Go eat a bowl of dicks. Inshallah.

  16. 74
    Burn Labour Burn says:

    If the judge lets Macshame off the hook tomorrow, I’ll be seriously pissed off. That cock should be in prison getting a bucket of shit thrown over him like happened to Ali Dizaei Rascal, an equally odious c-unt.

    • 176
      Burgers are bad for you says:

      After Harman was allowed to be a character witness, the question that needs to be answered is does the judge like ‘little people’?

      • 193
        Cicero says:

        Someone being allowed to spout off in a witness box and character ‘evidence’ being given ‘due weight’ are two very differnt things.

      • 267
        Harriet as a character witness. wtf is the world coming to says:

        Surely the Judge will take into account the public standing, the integrity, the truthfulness, and the general character of the person giving the reference?
        In which case MacShane mate, with Harriet Harman giving a character reference, you’re boogered.

  17. 77
    Burn Labour Burn says:

    In a way, Islam IS a religion of peace. Because if they’re not stopped, there’ll be no one left alive and the whole world will be silent.

    • 131
      less is more says:

      don’t fucking encourage them

    • 166
      FFS says:

      Reality is that since the Muzzies have gotten hold of the internet they’ve realised they’ve been handed a crock of shite for generations by their power elites just to keep them in their place.

      The “Evil Satan America” myth has been exposed as ordinary reasonable people living in Islamic countries now have access to enough information to decide for themselves what the truth is

      Christianity is growing exponentially in Iran, hence the sudden need to up the persecution of Christians.

      The reason there are so many Muzzie terrorists around is because the Gulf States, which have been using Islam to subjugate the people for hundred of years, are desperate to frighten the West away in the hope they can protect themselves from the growing shit-storm – they are the ones funding the terrorists.

      In Britain and France, two-thirds of those that have come from Muslim countries have actually given up on the religion, leaving only the nutters behind to talk amongst themselves and become ever more extreme.

      Naturally the socialists are on the wrong side of the argument, as always.

      • 179
        Burgers are bad for you says:

        Yes, lots of lovely little apple carts about to be upset in the Gulf States. Get the popcorn in – and don’t accept any more jobs there.

        • 214
          Sir William Wayde says:

          Eventually their oil will run out and it’ll be back to tourism, flogging antiquities and camel-herding.

      • 381
        Slhomo Fatpiggerbankowizt says:

        Look Shlomo, I already told you that I am the assigned Hasbara operative for this blog, go and find another site to hatmonger for Irasel.

        • 495
          Am I the Shlomo you were referring too? says:

          I don’t feel very confortable here to be honest. Place is full of radical Christians.

  18. 80
    Tony Blair says:

    Hi proles! I’m very rich and you’re not! Bye proles!

    • 342
      Cunstubble Plod says:

      you’re also the biggest Hunt ever to preside over our miserable shrinking country

    • 454
      Wendy Deng says:

      I’m in NY let me know when you are arriving. I will wear the fishnet body stocking that turns you on and you can, as usual, wear your 33rd degree masonic apron, Nookiekins.

  19. 81
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  20. 83
    Burn Labour Burn says:

    I think everyone should learn to be more considerate and stop calling muslims awful names like muzee, raghead or terrorist. The proper name to call them is dirty fucking towel head camel jockey murderous p*edo worshipping c-unts.

  21. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Cable says 75,000 cap on EU migrants ‘will not happen’

    Why do we put up with this senile old fool

    • 91
      Dave 'No Direction' Cameron says:

      75,001 and he will be right…

    • 101
      CBI says:

      Thanks for helping keep mass unemployment sky high. Your cheque’s in the post.

    • 139
      Anonymous says:

      If Cable thinks we can take more immigrants then he and his wife won’t mind a Rumanian family living in their spare bedroom or camping in the garden.

      Thought not

      These immigrants will be pushed into Northern Towns and East London away from our metropolitan elite.Why on earth would any white working class people vote labour or liberal.

      500000 immigrant families given social housing in the last 10 years and we have our own people in bedsits

  22. 90
    Good Point says:
    • 97
      Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

      Nige has good posture.

      Of course, when ad hominem is resorted to, the argument is lost.

      Keep it classy folks: Vote UKIP !

    • 103
      I would love to do more but the Libdems wont let me Mwhaaa says:

      Whilst Cameron has one thumb up his bum and the other in his mouth.

    • 126
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      I hope Farage doesn’t make an arse of himself.

    • 148
      The Golden Rivet says:

      It’s time Farage took Soubry’s finger out of his arse and started kicking shit about this bum remark.

      • 160
        Casual Observer 5 says:

        Throwing out a request for an apology is good politics.

        The voters will decide whether they wished to be represented by the likes of Soubry.

        Notice how she slouched on the sofa ? Is this her way or Dave’s orders for how to connect with the electorate ? Speaks volumes about how she / Dave perceive us…

        • 167
          The Tories (The Europhile section) are rattled says:

          Resorting to vulgar insults as both Dave and now Soubry have done, is a good indicator as to how very worried they are about UKIP, Farage in particular, taking what should be the grassroot Tory vote.

          • FFS says:

            Exactly. Their hands are tied by the Maastricht Treaty so unless they resolve to get out of the EU they can do nothing.

            So how can they deal with UKIP? They can’t. All they are left with is childish insults.

            It speaks volumes that the only Tory they can find willing to take UKIP on with childish insults is this total non-entity Soubry.

            The rest are presumably thinking they may be forced to jump ship and don’t want to sour their welcome.

          • Anonymous says:

            UKIP trending at over 20% in the polls and even more in some of the local election results.

            They are not going to go away anytime soon and Cameron, with his metropolitan policies, is starting to panic.

            The white liberal elite just don’t get how strong the feelings are regarding mass immigration

            Cleggs piece in the Times will help to esnure the LibDems get wiped out in 2015. In some of the recent local elections they have been down to 3-4% of the vote

          • Labour remarkably relaxed about mass immigration says:

            The Tory leadership are absolutely shitting themselves that next year at the European Elections they are gonna come a very poor third just ahead of the LibDems and THEN the fun will really start as the Tory Party goes into meltdown over immigration and Europe

          • Londoner says:

            UKIP can easily get up to 40% within the next 18 months. All it will take is the government to carry on as they are now. I have seen evidence of UKIP organisation going on in parts of London and among communities which will shock the Labour Party if their activism gains traction. It appears that calling them racist ain’t working.

          • Not British, but English says:

            2014 will be a very tough year for the establishment parties, and consequently a very good year for everyone else.

            The Roma invasion, the Scottish independence vote, the EU elections…

            oh and for good measure the WW1 commemorations, reminding us what a complete waste of life it was, and what complete b@sta@ards the british establishment were/are.

            Happy 2014 liblabconers!

          • FFS says:

            Yeah, my grandfather fought at Paschendaele to save this country from the Germans.

            Turns out the bit he saved now has a bunch of feckin gypsies camping on it. Would have been better off with the Germans.

    • 211
      Mrs Farage says:

      No comment.

  23. 105
    Gordon Brown says:

    I asked Sarah “where does Nigela keep her crack?”

    She replied “between her legs…like me…”

  24. 108
    On Expenses says:
    • 113
      Smiling at the poor says:

      She should have not given a hint of a smile.

      Still – the sad look is disingenuous as well.

      • 117
        Smiling at the poor says:

        And that is an awesome Marxist interpretation of the nativity scene, with a couple of dykes and no wise men surrounding a fucking shopping trolley full of free food.

        lol :-D

        • 175
          ASDA says:

          That food trolley wouldn’t last five minutes in our shops

        • 271
          A man who appreciates beauty says:

          What ghastly looking women, totally in need of facelifts and major cosmetic enhancements.
          Jeez, I feel sick just glancing at the picture again.

          • Gok Wan says:

            And look at what they are wearing !!!

            I would not wash my car with those rags.

            Quick – call the police: Someone has stolen the church curtains !

      • 308
        CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

        They’ve obviously been reading Guido’s blog. They didn’t want to be seen smiling, but one of them just couldn’t quite keep her face straight.

        With all the photo opportunities being published of Labour MPs visiting food banks, it’s becoming obvious these places are being used as a politically stunt, probably created by the likes of Campbell and Baldwin.

      • 309
        CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

        They’ve obviously been reading Guido’s blog. They didn’t want to be seen smiling, but one of them just couldn’t quite keep her face straight.

        With all the photo opportunities being published of Labour MPs visiting food banks, it’s becoming obvious these places are being used as a political stunt, probably created by the likes of Campbell and Baldwin.

    • 121
      Shove your photo op food banks up your pie hole says:

      anyone would think we were at war..oh we are and it was fucking labour who did it.

    • 134
      UKIP or bust says:

      One has a face like a horse who has just eaten an apple, the other has the face of a chicken who is on a flint diet.

    • 145
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      How come we are seeing loads of labour MPs at foodbanks? Bandwagon, opportunism, hypocrisy.
      Labour are a disgrace, everything they now complain about was started by themselves. But as Rachel Reeves already told Andrew Neil on the DP Show, she wasn’t responsible for what labour did 1998 to 2010.
      I would ask Reeves if labour was so good during those years then why are they still in power?

    • 156
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      Reeves and Reynolds just off with a food delivery for Diane Abbott. Tom Watson later.

    • 204
      Anonymous says:

      Food banks, PayDay Loans and crack cocaine gambling machines all brought in under Blair and Brown.

      Use of food banks increases, now there is a surprise. Advertsie there is free food available and guess what people will turn up and ask for it.

      How many of them have got mobile phones and computers, its all about priorities.

      Poverty used to mean being homless , starving, holes in your shoes etc. Today it means not having a iPhone and a 40″ flat screen

  25. 114
    Anonymous says:

    A JOBLESS mum has blasted the cap on benefits — because she can no longer spend £2,500 on Christmas presents for her TEN kids.
    Benefits cut from 89k to 36k

    Cut them completely give em fuck all.

    • 120
      Casual Observer 5 says:

      Spending £2500 on X-Mas: £250 each ?

      Much better to kick consumerism, and spend £25 each.

      Copy of Hayek for each of the kids would be a very good X-Mas present.

      • 265
        tn02 says:

        But Hayek’s tribe are all about consumerism, markets and the ideolgy of boom and bust, the pushers of Austrian/Frankfurt/Chicago School libertarianism. Surely?

        • 333
          Casual Observer 5 says:

          They are for sure not about doing all of that at other peoples expense, and do advocate a certain amount of self help and independence.

          It is the independent aspect which is important for the poor woman’s little mites to take on board.

    • 133
      ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

      IDS is a zealot who “believes” he’s doing the right thing, and that makes him incredibly dangerous. He refuses to listen to evidence, he cannot admit he might be wrong, and he cannot see the harm his policies are causing.

      Much more of this disgusting government and the Ethiopians will be organising rock concerts to help feed our starving children.

      • 140
        U2 are crap says:

        Well so long as they don’t get Bono involved, that’s fine.

      • 238
        The Interest on the National Debt says:

        He is doing the right thing. Whether he enjoys it or not is immaterial. We can’t afford not to reform welfare.

      • 348

        If IDS were to save me just £1 per year in tax that the scrounging chavs can’t spend on alcopops that’s fine by me !

      • 387
        FFS says:

        Child tax credit £3000 per child per year, child benefit £800 per child per year.

        Those are the figures, fact.

        If those children are starving I want to know WHY.

        Tell me why you jumped up socialist activist trollope.

        I am paying thousands and thousands in tax every year. I am one of the few that is. How much more do you want from me? How much? Come to my feckin flat and ask for it in person you utter w*nker. I have two households to support on one wage.

        I’m worse off financially than most of the people you are standing up for but I’m infinitely more valuable to the nation.

  26. 118
    @Jack Dromey re-tweets says:

    Nelson Mandingo died today.

  27. 119
    Now for some good news says:
    • 132
      Fuck the EU says:

      Why should anything that British wish to do with Britain got anything to do with the EU?

      • 141
        Fuck all to do with Brussels says:

        That is exactly what I was thinking.

        Why should it be good news that a Sovereign country is allowed to mine and exploit its OWN natural resources?

        Hannan is well wide of the mark here.

      • 152
        albacore says:

        Try waking up and smelling the immigration
        All other LibLabCon crap is obfuscation
        They couldn’t give a rat’s who or what is dragged in
        Being British is now the sole cardinal sin

    • 239
      Patriot says:

      So someone doesn’t tell me off for how I earn my living while they rob me and I am supposed to thank them?

  28. 122
    Pizza Delivery Man says:

    I work 67 hours a week and I will be spending just £200 on presents for my three kids.

    • 124
      Jack Dromey says:

      I ordered my extra hot special sausage pizza over an hour ago. Where is it ?

      • 136
        i don't n eed no doctor says:

        You are sitting on it.

        • 165
          Harriet Harman says:

          Yes – sorry dear. Had to borrow your butt plug to get that doe eyed look for the Macshane testimony before the beak. Dinner is in the microwave, next to the latest batch of risqué Euro porn which Ed Balls’ next recommendation for shadow Children’s minister dropped off.

    • 194
      Bah Humbug says:

      120. You shouldn’t have pissed about at school.

  29. 130
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    I wonder if the Saatchi and Lawson households will be snorting with laughter this christmas.

  30. 135
    Signor Grillo says:

    You leava my a daughters alone or else youwa will hava de horsees head ona youra pillow.

  31. 138
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    The Red Cross are collecting food for families in the UK who are struggling to feed themselves.

    • 142
      Shocked of Suffolk says:

      The poor struggle to feed themselves where I live.

      It’s sad, watching them try to squeeze themselves through the doors at McDonald’s.

      • 208
        An inconvenient fact says:

        A very valid point…also in the West Midlands where I live……the “so-called poor” will think nothing of spending £40 on take-away and then moaning that food is expensive when for a 5th of the price they could supply a more nutritious meal for ALL the family and have cash left over. The problem is(and no doubt this will be said to sexist)but the rot set in when they stopped “Domestic Science” lessons that were prevalent when I was at school in the 60′s(principally for girls)at secondary school…it taught them “home management” and “cooking” etc which quite frankly for a lot of girls(and lads) is still very pertinent to-day

        • 219
          Shocked of Suffolk says:

          I was walking behind some morbidly obese ‘poor’ people this morning, and the fattest of them was a woman in designer trainers and designer tracksuit (why do they make tracksuits that big?) and she had a Yves san Laurent (can’t spell it) handbag – which may have been fake, I hate to think what it would have cost if it wasn’t – and of course the iPhone in her other hand, and they were lamenting that they couldn’t afford to eat in Gregg’s because they didn’t have enough money.

          There’s nothing, nothing to be done for people like that. If their benefits were doubled or even quadrupled, they just spunk it away on utter crap. They’d get fatter and fatter and blingier and blingier, and they’d still moan that they’re “poor”.

          • Anonymous says:

            Obesity is a disease of the Chav class. if you think post 216 is depressing you need to add that we will all have to pay for

            1. Knee and hip transplants as their excess weight causes joints to fail

            2. Diabetes medication

            3. Amputation of limbs as the diabetes takes hold

            4. Care in the home as they are now disabled

            And it goes on and on and on with the tax payer picking up the bill; and who do we have to save us – the Anna Soubry’s of this world

          • C.O.Jones says:

            Benefit claimants should have their BMI taken at outset of any claim, any above a BMI of 25 should be denied benefits.

    • 143
      That's the spirit says:

      Good on them. I trust you have invited a struggling family into your home to share your Christmas dinner Mr Mouse.

      • 427
        Jack Ketch says:

        My Tesco recipe for today.
        500g quill pasta £0.45
        425g Pig’s Liver £0.85
        Small tin tomato paste £0.35
        1 Red Onion medium £0.25
        1 clove garlic (only part) £0.30
        Basil & paprika £0.10
        1 cube chicken stock £0.12
        284ml Elmly single cream £0.60
        Total Cost £3.02

        Tesco Apple Pie £1.00
        Balance of Elmly Cream ——

        This two course meal costs £4.02
        Feeds 4

        • 520
          Tightwad Dad says:

          — 1 clove garlic (only part) £0.30

          That’s expensive. For 30p you should have asked for a bulb of garlic

          • Jack Ketch says:

            You are quite right. Head of Garlic in the US, bulb of garlic in the UK–in both places a clove is a segment. My error.

    • 147
      Shove your photo op food banks up your pie hole says:

      Horse shit

    • 184
      FFS says:

      Benefit spending has been £3.5bn MORE than expected this year, so where is all that benefit money going, eh?


      I think you’ve got it Moussa. It’s going in your back pocket along with all the other Labour acitvists.

      Let’s channel all the benefit money into free bread, vegetables and skimmed milk at foodbanks since it is so popular and stops the chavs spending it all on ciggies and beer.

      No more people falling through the net, no more benefit fiddles, no more unhealthy lifestyle of the underclass, no more spending on ciggies and beer. Most of all, no more of Labour trying to bribe people to vote for them by handing the underclass other people’s hard-earned.

      Free basic healthy food for all. It has got to be the way to go.

      • 198
        Problemo says:

        If the undeserving poor are given ‘free’ bread and veg, etc, they’ll barter it for boóze and ciggies.

        • 210
          The Mystery of Socialism says:

          I seem to recall that Labour came up with a half baked idea to supply vouchers for pregnant “mums” in deprived areas so that they could by vegetable and fruit during their pregnancy rather than just a “Red Bull” and a “Ciggie”. Whatever happened to THAT scheme ?

          • Shocked of Suffolk says:

            I think a lot of Labour’s proposals were dreamed-up seconds before newspaper/radio interviews were due to begin. Most proposals were forgotten as soon as the interviews were over, but those that got attention were re-announced several times before being consigned to the dustbin.

            The current government does it as well, but not on the same scale.

        • 213
          FFS says:

          With whom? Everybody will already have free bread and veg, so there won’t be any demand.

          • Shocked of Suffolk says:

            This topic came up in my local pub a while ago. The people on benefits would trade their free food with the landlord or the scaffolders who drank in the pub. Instead of buying £7 of food, they (landlord/scaffolders) would spend the equivalent on cigarettes/vodka and exchange it for food.

            Of course, the exchange rate would be stacked in their favour (the food would be worth more than the bartered product), but everyone would end up happy.

            Sad really, but it didn’t take them long to find the loophole.

          • FFS says:

            No, you don’t get it.

            EVERYBODY would get free bread, veg and milk. EVERYBODY. Not just people on bennies. People on bennies wouldn’t get cash anymore, just basic foodstuffs.

            We buy it anyway, so why not simplify it for all?

            That way nobody misses out. Not old poeple, not people waiting for their benefits, not anybody.

            So there wouldn’t be a market for the free bread etc. because people would say “I’ve already had about as many brussels sprouts as I can take thanks”

            People in work would still get the benefit of their labour, because they would be able to buy steak or a nice lamb roast for Sunday. Or even ciggies and beer.

          • Shocked of Suffolk says:

            Right, now I’ve got it!

            It’s not a bad plan. :-)

    • 244
      Getting Up Off the Sofa is Such a Struggle says:

      I’ll have aloo chat, a keema nan, chicken tikka masala and some pulau rice.

      Ask them to drop it by during the ad break, will you?

      • 277
        ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

        The government is pushing this as far as they can without seeing a repeat of the Battle of Trafalgar Square, 1990. Fucking Tories just love class war and the scaremongering foot soldiers in most of the press are on hand to back them up.

        Merry Christmas

        • 283
          stun2 says:

          The Battle of Trafalgar Square 1990. A bunch of leftie tossers hate the idea that the number of adults in a household dictates the amount of local tax they pay. You forgot to mention the Countryside Alliance organised demonstrations, which were far more highly attended. Just that they’re nicer people, so it doesn’t end up in violence.

          There’s only so far you lot can go. When you wreck the economy and we no longer have work to go to in the private sector – which keeps us too busy at the moment – you will be running.

        • 437
          FFS says:

          You’re right Moussa. They are pushing it too far. Leaving the national debt to build up because they haven’t got the guts to cut back harder is not acceptable. They are just leaving the benefnits paid to Polski, Bulgarians and Romanians to be paid by our children.

          It is going too far, and if somebody doesn’t do something quick we will probably have our very own Anders Breivik taking pot-shots at Troksyites in the Labour movement.

          And that was a terrible thing. With the socialists all dead the Norwegians found themselves voting for the most right-wing government ever.

    • 281
      ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

      IDS is a failed leader leading more failure.

      He is nowhere to be seen to say why he thinks what he is doing is acceptable. He is destroying life systematically with no regard at all to each individual tragedy.

      Cameron should have in his turn showed leadership and showed this man the door. He to is a failed leader. I will renew my efforts to send the lot of them to electoral oblivion as soon as possible.

      • 360

        Let the useless bone idle moronic chavs starve, I just don’t care about the lazy feckless scum they are living off the working classes , and stealing benefits that should be given to those in real need.

    • 317
      CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

      Just check out the Chief executive of the British Red Cross. He’s another Labour Stooge. It’s another political stunt coordinated from Labour HQ.

  32. 144
    Denis Macshame says:

    Tomorrow I will go into court with a bowl of cornflakes on my head. I’ll tell the judge my name is Hooty Don Rooty and I’m immensely depressed because of this unfair trial.

    • 209
      Mr Justice Sweeney Todd says:

      Complete the following sentence……

      • 371
        Genghiz the kahn says:

        …………………………… are sentenced to be taken hence to the prison in which you were last confined and from there to a place of execution where you will be hanged by the neck until dead and thereafter your body buried within the precincts of the prison and may the Lord have mercy upon your soul”

    • 258
      tn02 says:

      “I’ll tell the judge my name is Hooty Don Rooty”

      His tribe have a habit of name changing. Look into their history.

      • 395
        Jerzy says:

        Well it is quite difficult to spell Polish names. I had some friends at school that decided to change their Polish names because of the difficulty in spelling them.

  33. 146
    BBC Leftwit says:

    We know ‘Christmas’ is very offensive to our fastest-growing audience demographic, so we’d like to apologise for mentioning the tin-pot prophet Jesus and not the Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him), the final Prophet and Messenger of Allah.

    • 170
      The BBC causes severe mental illness says:

      J’esus is the Messiah.

      In I’slam he is known as Isa and recognized as the M’essiah.

      Muzzies have no issue with this. The BBC are mis-representing a lot of things in order to engineer division.

      • 185
        Burgers are bad for you says:

        It is well known that the BBC has been staffed by complete ignoramuses for about the last 30 years. Just listen to the tripe some (all?) of them spout daily.

      • 187
        Ahmed the Dead Terrorist says:

        Actually, I think it might be the fact that we are shia and Sunni Mulims living in the UK, and as such we believe in “Jihad of the Sword” which is the proslytising of our religion by violence and force.

        It is the fact that the BBC never mentions this that allows us to get away with preaching this shit even though it is illegal already.

        I keeeelll you!

  34. 157
    Vince Cable says:

    Vote UKIP.

  35. 158
    Bononomics says:

    If all the worlds recourses minus my bit were shared equally poverty would become history.

  36. 172
    Alky Ada says:

    Please be celebratings our first suic*ide bombings attack in Libya since nice kind Camermong, Obummer and Sarkosy-castic helpings us muchly muchly by removings Caddafiduck. Plenty more Jihaddings to be comings now. Aller Akbarr local Bangladeshi Indian restaurantings is great!

  37. 173
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Eric Pickles Xmas Dinner

    12 Drumsticks
    11 MarisPipers
    10 Loaves
    9 Lollypops
    8 MilkyBars
    7 Swans
    6 Geese
    5 IcedRings
    4 Buns
    3 Figs
    2 Turkeys
    1 Pig

  38. 177
    A Sorry to Follow says:
    • 180
      The Sorry. Now it siks in she could well be jobless in 2015 says:

      Minister apologises for ‘crude’ Nigel Farage comment

      Anna Soubry apologises for unprompted comments made on breakfast television described by Nigel Farage as a “foul-mouthed attack”

    • 190
      Crssida's Dick says:

      …….thanks to the UKIP vote. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Gobby bitch.

      • 196
        Dave la Mince says:

        Leave Anna alone,there’s nothing wrong with a bit of bum fun.

        • 287
          Sack Her Now Mr Cameron says:

          In the privacy of your own home between consenting adults, I shall demur on the issue of whether or not you may be correct.

          Making anal penetration jokes about your political opponents on national TV, however, is in very bad taste. It is not on in a government minister, whatever their gender or the gender of the person being referrred to. Unacceptable in fact. Whether or not Mr Farage is willing to accept her apology, she should be fired.

        • 491
          Sad but True says:

          There’s a lot wrong with it if you haven’t douched first.

    • 192
      Bumsex Dave says:

      The truth is I would have preferred the Minister to have mentioned a willie up Farage’s bum, rather than just a finger.

    • 247
      The Coming Electoral Catastrophe says:

      If she doesn’t like being an MP she can resign now.

      • 285
        Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

        Good to see the Cons*LieLabor*LebDims alliance are trying there
        upmost to ensure they guarantee a real wipe out in the EUSSR
        & General Elections.

        No wonder some chap called Nigel has such a broad grin he cannot
        believe his luck having so many elite out of touch wan*/kers from the
        triumvirate of mendacious manipulators helping UKIP every step
        of the way to 30+% or more share of the Votes

        You just cannot make it up….. lol lol lol

        • 288
          The Coming Electoral Catastrophe says:

          It could well top that if these folk carry on the way they are doing now.

    • 270
      Get your UB40 ready luv says:

      Make this cow unemployed in 2015

    • 310
      Fook Yew An says:

      I’m not going to play doctors and nurses with her, even if she does dress up…

    • 335
      Casual Observer 5 says:

      389 is not a lead.

      That kind of majority could have been undone with a carefully requested recount.

  39. 199
    Ed Miliband opportunist instruction says:

    All labour MPs are to spend Christmas Day at the nearest foodbank. If they are closed then sit outside.
    The BBC have been informed and will replace the Queens Christmas day speech with live pictures from each foodbank.

    • 203
      The BBC says:

      But we were already planning to replace all Christmas Day programmes with the Nelson Mandela Christmas Special, featuring all the highlights of his memorial service and funeral.

    • 212
      A leading politician says:

      I and my charming wife will be spending the day serving Christmas lunch for the homeless…the cameras have already been laid on. Watch me on ^pm News xmas night.

      • 320
        Jimmy says:

        IDS and his wife – they are rolling in so much money- much of it farming subsidies- that they just throw gold bricks at each other for fun.

    • 215
      Who can we get that will piss off the Daily Mail and its readers ?? says:

      Who’s doing the “Alternative Christmas Day Message” on Channel 4 this year ??

      • 227
        Shocked of Suffolk says:

        Satan or Anjem Chauderay?

        (Not that I there’s much difference.)

        • 229
          Shocked of Suffolk says:

          Not that I there’s much difference.

          I bet it IS Anjem. At the very least, I bet they’ve given it a lot of thought.

    • 226
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:
  40. 206
    Jack Ketch says:

    Anna Soubry—now forever to be known as the Femme of the Fickle Finger.

    • 255
      Traitor Watch says:

      There’s only one finger I would give her and its aka “flipping the bird”.

      • 533
        Off side says:

        Tut tut! The wet drip brain dead wankers at the FA will give you a 2 match ban for even thinking about it.

  41. 220
    Ed Miliband says:

    I have ordered all my MPs to have a frozen serious look on their faces. I have frozen their faces for 20 months.

    • 305
      Phil Cool says:

      Too late – the wind changed shortly after each of them was born, which is why they look and act like a bunch of mongs.

  42. 230
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    I see Clegg is once again sucking on the EU cock by going against the government line on capping immigration
    Cameron wants to introduce a cap under duress , because he knows he’s going to get hammered at the next elections by UKIP
    And slime ball Clegg knows he won’t have enough seats to fill a Mini after the next election , so he’s putting himself up for another cushy EU job ,and Cable , well the less said about that useless glory hunting turd the betterThere’s more work in a fucking sick note

  43. 232
    UKIP or bust says:

    Hmmm, about this time last year like goofy Ed Banwagon was talking about an enquiry into the UKIP fostering row at Rotherham Council.

    Did that happen Goofy? Or was you just posturing.

    The real enquiry should be into Common Purpose.

  44. 242
    C.O.Jones says:

    Food banks release benefit money that can then be spent on booze and fags.

    • 248
      Shocked of Suffolk says:

      From what I’ve seen, I suspect it was (excessive) spending on booze and fags that drove people to use the foodbanks in the first place.

      • 256
        Credit is a Lifestyle Choice says:

        I am told that many users are people who have direct debits they can’t or are reluctant to cancel. Thus we have the ridiculous spectacle of unemployed people with fancy cars they can’t afford to put petrol in asking for food from food banks because their dole money has been spent on servicing some stupid loan they took out and they can’t now afford. In other words, people who over-extended themselves (seem familiar fellow credit-crunch survivors?) seeking the rest of us through the charitable sector to subsidise and feed them while the state’s money goes on propping up their former life style and credit rating.

    • 249
      Jack Ketch says:

      Food Banks (with capital letters) is a brand name and a franchise that earns a very tidy sum in fees for Labour Party activist Mr Chris Mould.

  45. 252
    Steven Fry, national treasure says:

    I’m expecting a really big blow tomorrow night. Also, there’s a storm forecast.

    • 273
      Vanity Watch says:

      I see your addiction to self promotion extends to giving the humbug Bear Grylls the benefit of you egoism. A pairing made in purgatory.

  46. 257
    Gooey Blob says:

    Miliband has finally realised Labour’s FOBT machines need to be curbed. It’s about time the government grew a pair and reduced the stakes and prizes and these evil machines. They’re destroying amusement arcades and hitting the revenues of pub fruit machines – often the straw which breaks the camel’s back and forces a local to close.

  47. 294
    Gordon Brown says:

    I like Lady Gaga.

  48. 299
    Mouthy cùnt but nothing much to back her words up says:

    A finger of fudge might give that hateful Sounry a treat too

  49. 300
    Burn Labour Burn says:

    I’ve got jokes and jokes and jokes.

    A muslim walks into a bar. No one survived.

    The other day a muslim fellow came up to me in the street and said “You must convert to islam!” I asked him why. He said “Because if you don’t, when you die you’ll be cast down into hell by allah, who is all forgiving and merciful”.

    At a park, two muslim mothers sit on a bench while they watch their sons play. One mother says to the other “They blow up so quickly these days”.

    Did you hear about the gunman who’s gone on the rampage in Tower Hamlets shooting every single English person in sight? The death toll so far is 2.

  50. 301
    These Cucking Funts says:

    “Iain Duncan Smith, the embattled work and pensions secretary, is refusing to meet leaders of the rapidly expanding Christian charity that has set up more than 400 food banks across the UK, claiming it is “scaremongering” and has a clear political agenda”

    That’s funny, it’s just been reported on the Independent that Owen Paterson has not met with any food charities since becoming Environment Secretary.

    Owen Paterson has not met any representatives of a food charity since becoming Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, it has emerged.–but-no-food-charities-since-becoming-environment-secretary-9019879.html

    So it appears to be government policy. You just couldn’t make it up, this government is just so dishonest and amoral.

    Remember, when he was running for election David Cameron was making a big play of being a compassionate and moderate Conservative. One of his big early songs and dances was the Big Society (what happened to that). You would have thought food banks were a great example of the Big Society in action, yet all the Tories seem to want to do is to deny the problem even exists.

    This government has got no mandate to rule. They lied to get elected and the Tories do not have an overall majority

    • 318
      Suicide Bomb says:

      Well done IDS and Owen Paterson, in that case.

      I am yet to be convinced that the need for food banks exists, other than for a very few people.

      I’m assuming you are referring to the Trussell Trust, who clearly do have an agenda. It also seems the directors do very well out of it, thank you very much.

      • 397
        Jack Ketch says:

        Mr Mould of the Trussel Trust was all over Sky TV on Saturday. His connections with both the Labour Party and Conservative Party were not mentioned, nor was the agenda of the “spread of poverty” that has inspired him “to open another 400 food banks”.
        400 food banks will give Mr Mould £600,000 in franchise fees.

      • 430
        Sweaty Sock says:

        According to their accounts on the Charity Commission site over £500,000 goes on wages on an income of c.£1.2 million. You are right, someone is doing very well out of it.

    • 332
      3rd Sector, 3rd Schmector says:

      These food banks are as bogus as the crisis at Christmas style events: charities have to scour the country and even compete with each other for people to use the ‘crisis’ services at their big ‘celebrity’ and donor Christmas day relief shows. There really aren’t that many homeless guys to go round, so they invite them along from hostels and pther places where they already have a roof over their heads and a hot meal in prospect by offering them free haircuts, free dentistry and other bribes denied the working population in order to attend. (The NHS is free to unemployed people anyway)

      The fact is these event are not about helping people, they are motivated by the fundraising departments, who want to identify lonely or gullible shmucks with the time and money on their hands to spend Christmas ‘helping’ at these shelters and patronising the poor. They thus have their target lists for the emotive appeals in the following few months where they really milk their good will and keep their senior managers’ huge salaries and pension packages nice and secure.

    • 337
      Fishy says:

      What have food banks got to do with the Environment Secretary. If there was an issue about food production then yes, that would be his responsibility. But food banks are fuck all to do with Environment

    • 339
      Anonymous says:

      Typical left wing post; public spending is far higher than under Blair and Brown so where is all the money going.

      If you tell people they can have free food, guess what they will turn up and get it.

      Food Banks, PayDay Loans and Crack Cocaine gambling machines all started under labour.

      Has anyone on benefits actually be admitted to hospital with malnutrition ?

      How many who attend foodbanks have an iPhone, flatscreen, drink and smoke – do we ask questions or do we just hand it over

      • 357
        Fishy says:

        It’s going on the liabilities that were left by Labour.

        - A broken benefits system that sucked people earning as much as £54,000 into tax credits

        - A broken benefits system that rewarded those who didn’t want to work and encouraged people to breed and sit at the government’s tit

        - A broken legal system that meant any incoming Government’s hands were tied by Labour and the imposition of judicial reviews

        - Compounded debt interest that was left by Labour

        - Huge and growing PFI Liabilities left by Labour

        Once again Labour screw up and the Tory get the blame

    • 375
      FFS says:

      Here we go again. Another attack post from a Labour activist paid to put the Labour leadership argument on Guido’s site. Do they ever learn? It’s so bloody obvious.

      Framing the argument to suit themselves, and still it is easily undone.

      Fact is that the Food Banks were set up by a Labour activist in 2004, when Blair was in power. Blair. Remember him?

      The government is still overspending by 20% because it is struggling to undo the mess created by Labour.

      Only 11% of the population actually pay significantly more tax than they claim in tax credits.

      Those that are paying all the tax are rapidly reducing their working hours to avoid paying tax. This includes doctors.

      We have a vast influx of people from 3rd world countries that have no sellable skills and even if they have a low-paid job they pay no tax, but claim housing benefit, tax credits, free healthcare and free education at vast expense to the indigenous Brits.

      The indigenous Brits are waking up to how they have been betrayed by the political classes. You had better hope they get what they want through the ballot box, because if they don’t there is likely to be a revolution and it sure as hell won’t be a left-wing revolution.

  51. 302
    David (No Direction) Cameron says:

    I cannot bring myself to sack Anna Soubry. Let’s be clear about this.

  52. 303
    I think I see the problem here says:

    The EU setup allows foreign workers to come and work here. That’s fine as there are many and no doubt many Brits elsewhere in the EU doing the same thing. What is not allowed is people turning up without a job to go to and then going on the bennies.

    In effect we are talking two different groups of people here however some would have its ( BBC and the lefties) that these two groups are precisely the same and in news reporting and comments attempt at every turn to blur the issue.

    We can and should welcome those who have a job, can contribute and make the place better. 50 thousand goat herders are not going to abide by those rules and neither can they contribute.

    • 314
      Britain needs immigrants like Arabs need sand says:

      Here’s a really radical idea. How about Britain striving to become self sufficient jobs wise?

      What am I thinking. That’ll mean employers actually having to train people and pay proper wages. What am I some sort of Nazi Communist?

      • 321
        I think I see the problem here says:

        You don’t get this do you. Many that have jobs come here and are paid ” proper wages” and contribute huge amounts to our prosperity

        It’s the ones that don’t have jobs that get used as cheap labour.

        Jeez why the fuck do I bother ….

        • 368
          FFS says:

          The factory where I am an engineering manager pays the Polski £6.50 an hour. They work a 40 hour week. That’s about £12K a year.

          They get £10K tax free due to personal allowance and pay 25% on the rest – that’s about £500.

          You can’t support a family on £12K a year in the UK, so our HR people points out that they can claim working tax credit and child tax credit. That’s £10K in benefits from the taxpayer to subisidise our factory. That’s before you talk about housing benefit and childcare vouchers.

          The Polski don’t pay any net tax. You are paying it for them. You are paying tax to subsidise foreigners to work in our factory.

          Every time you go to the Polish car valet, you pay £5 and they claim another £5 off you in tax credits. Stop doing it. Go to the machines instead – they don’t claim tax credits.

          • The British media are cunts says:

            Very true, Toilets Maguire continually trot out the line that immigrants pay taxes, yes they do but most pay in less than they get out, why can’t toilets work out it’s why we’re borrowing 120 billion a year??? Is he really that thick (yes I know he is)

            Toilets also spins the lie that those nasty pensioners (funny he attacks pensioners on a daily basis now, I think he’s worked out a lot of them vote Tory) get a ‘benefit’ in their pension.

            A pension is NOT a benefit, we pay NI for it, the fact the government doesn’t ring fence it and pisses it away on other shite is not the fault of the people who pay in, but if you don’t pay NI you don’t get a pension, so how is it a benefit? You can get housing benefit without ever having worked a day in your life.

          • FFS says:

            Oh but the merging of NI related benefits with other non-contributory benefits was another one of Labour’s cunning schemes.

            They realised that people don’t like funding benefits for the “undeserving”, so they merged the benefits for those that had paid NI and those for the “undeserving”.

            It didn’t have the effect they wanted. Far from people considering that perhaps the “undeserving” were “deseving” they came to the opposite conclusion – that now anyone on any kind of benefit was utter scum.

        • 411
          Britain isn't the world's f-ing job centre says:

          But why import foreigners in the first place when our own people could be trained up and do the jobs?

          And don’t give me any bollocks about ‘lazy Britons’. That excuse for slashing wages and treating employees like dirt has long gone out of the window.

          If we had a government that gave a damn about the country and its people, and not in hook to business or a slave to globalism, you’d find we didn’t actually need to import that many people.

          But that would take a monumental sea change in attitude from the political class, and that aint going to happen with the likes of the liblabcon nation wreckers.

  53. 304
    Anonymous says:

    The Conservative Party:

    The last time a party behaved like this was the day the Nazis took over in Germany

    • 306
      Podiceps says:

      A curious example of a comment that is simultaneously way over the top and totally vacuous. You should learn from Jimmy, who spits his venom as accurately as a cobra.

      • 374
        True Blue says:

        Ukip must have the thickest supporters. I thought Labour were bad.

        • 385
          Dave wants to invite 75million Muslim Turks says:

          You have just confirmed how thick Tory supporters are when you can’t see an obvious left wing post.

    • 319
      Kebab News says:

      The coalition government refused £28million from the EU for foodbank funding. This proves that their actions are not borne out of economic necessity, but of ideological vindictiveness.
      The Lib-Dem enablers should hang their collective heads in utter shame.
      They are nothing more than scum.

      • 354
        It'll end in tears says:

        NOt really. Why should UK taxpayers money go to the EU so the money can then be returned to the UK? To fund a programme which, if they wanted to do it, the UK could fund directly anyway. A total waste of time the EU getting involved at all.

      • 393
        FFS says:


        That’s 0.005% of what the government spend each year you pillock.

        It would get lost in the accounting system before anybody saw it.

      • 556
        A Right Fucking Bastard says:

        £28 million so that the gummint can give free food away to scroungers, thus encouraging more of the scum to come here?

        Fucking well done.

    • 380
      Dave wants to invite 75million Muslim Turks says:

      But the Nazis were National Socialists. It said so on the tin. And yet I don’t recall Hitler having a huge welfare system that rewarded lazy people. Maybe history has been rewritten but somehow I doubt it.

      • 403
        Jack Ketch says:

        The Nazis had an excellent idea. They ran a programme called the Winterhilfewerk which practically nationalised charities. Cash donations from employers and individuals were collected centrally; food donations including soup and stew kitchens were set up and clothing, furniture and other goods donated and sold through charity shops or given away to the needy and over 1.2 million “full-time” volunteers ran the show. A National Lottery was part of the scheme and Nazi bigwigs would ensure that they created photo-ops by appearing at street kitchens or other events (sound familiar?).
        Of course, only the racially and genetically pure were eligible to receive charity and benefits.

  54. 311
    One N 2 Bs and 2 Ts says:

    I’m just having a selfie.

  55. 313
    Jimmy says:

    Was Soubry inferring that Mandelson likes a bit of bum action? Funny, I didn’t have him down as a Tory.

  56. 316
    I think I see the problem here says:

    Food banks came in under labour
    Labour MPs now milking them for all they are worth

    • 325
      Ken Barlow says:

      You have to wonder what goes through Iain Duncan Smith’s mind – apart from the breeze obviously.

      He’s being told by a major charity that there is a crisis and he’s refusing to talk to them. If I was being charitable I’d say he’s more interested in keeping his hard-right credentials intact rather than his ministerial responsibility.

      If I was being charitable

      • 331
        Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

        Depends what ‘crisis’ that ‘major charity’ wants to bleat on about.

        If it’s “cost of living crisis” or “food banks”, I’d hang up on them as well.

      • 334
        IDS is right to play shy says:

        The Charity is playing politics. So many are politically motivated/infiltrated these days

        • 537
          Off side says:

          … and subsidised in one way or another by/for lefty loons. The only charity I support is the RNLI – the rest can go jump in the lake.

      • 398
        FFS says:

        He knows full well that the Daily Mail and the Murdoch press are going to start taking a closer look at these food banks after Christmas.

    • 329
      Labour's supporters are worthless retarded subhuman filth says:

      The one and only thing Labour are good at is spin.

      4 million immigrants came in under Labour, dríving down wages and increasing unemployment, rent and poverty.

      Labour now milking poverty for all it’s worth.

  57. 327
    • 340
      It'll end in tears says:

      Encouraging customers to choose the checkout to go to by whether they think someone at the till is a religious bigot or not is a really bright idea.

      • 341
        Correction says:

        It’s nothing to do with religion. Moslems are allowed to Handle Pork and Alcohol. The person refusing to sell these products is just being bloody awkward and a bigot.

        • 350
          It'll end in tears says:

          Yes, i could have expresswed that better. Most religious bigots are not solely motivated by their religions as such, but find in the set of religious beliefs a handy means of expressing their mean-spirited natures.

          Nevertheless, they are religious bigots as opposed to, say, football bigots – a Rangers fan refusing to sell something to a Celtic fan…

        • 363
          Away Mr MacShane, I don't serve piggies says:

          Perhaps the checkout operators could wear some sort of identification that they are unwilling to serve customers with pork or alcohol. May I suggest a badge picturing a pig, or failing Diane’s turning up for the photo, an actual porker.

          • The odds are that one of the checkouts next to you will be faster than the one you picked says:

            Don’t employ these parasites in the first place.

            Why are M&S hiring people who can’t or won’t do the job ?
            No-one in their right mind would take on an employee who is not suitably qualified. It’s not discrimination, it’s plain common sense.

            If you were rushed into A&E and needed an emergency operation, would you be happy for it to be carried out by, let’s say, a Jehovah’s Witness ?

      • 346
        Correction ptII says:

        And taking their employer for a ride who is being fucking stupid and storing up problems for other retailers because you can be sure they will now also try it on with every employer now M&S have been so foolish.

        The best way to make M&S see sense before it becomes common place in Britain is to stop shopping at M&S

        • 359
          UKIP or bust says:

          They are chipping away at our way of living a little victory here another one there, maybe a lost skirmish there, but always keeping the attack ongoing in small ways, testing, probing.
          Their hate of us and our culture is palpable and manifest.

        • 386

          The answer is load a trolley with small items , then go to the deli counter order numerous small amounts of ham and various other cooked meats etc. put them in the trolly , pack the small bags with loose fruit and vegetables add those to the trolley then go to the fish counter order several small packs of various fish ,prawns , kippers especially are ideal.
          Go to booze section add a few cans of beer , go to checkout after being re-directed to a non muslim operator be offended, saying that you are not prepared to be party to religious or racial discrimination , dump trolley walk out .

          • Life is not fair says:

            Maybe, but you would be right in it if when you got to the front of the queue the shift change over happened and a normal person took over the till. You’d have to pay for all that stuff!

    • 347
      cheche says:

      I totally agree with this.

      There is no way a muslim should even have to chance tainting themselves by handling Haram products. They should not even have to go near anyone who has used haram products. They should have their own shops, places of work, designated areas in which they can live, theor own pure public transport, their own hospitals, and the social security system is based on interest they should have their own system into which they pay and receive exclusively

      • 389
        Ambrose Bierce says:

        and preferably all in the country whence they came.

        ‘When in Rome, do as the Romans do.’ That’s something that the mosquerats need to be taught before they even set foot in another country.

    • 353
      Anonymous says:

      Can Christian staff refuse to serve someone dressed in a Burka with a full face covering.

      The world had gone effing mad

      The best way to deal with this is stop shopping at M & S.

      I suspect the shareholders of M & S are singularly unimpressed

      • 364
        bye-bye M&S says:

        +1, at least.

        • 554
          Hippo crits come in all sizes says:

          Yes, the guys in Tellyviv will be a bit pistov with the UK management team!

          Many years ago the Arabs instituted what they called the “Yisraeli Boycott” ie not buying anything remotely connected with the chosen ones and their industries eg Ford motors etc. Except this did not seem to work when they arrived in London and made a beeline for M&S in Oxford Street and stocked up before going home (probably with all the M&S labels having been removed first!).

      • 400
        FFS says:

        No, I do something better. I saw an old lady do this in a shop and now I do it every time. If you get to the till and there is an immigrant there, just dump all your purchases on the counter and walk out.

        They can’t control the way you spend your money.

        • 404
          Good idea says:


        • 558

          You are at liberty to change your mind about making any purchase, and under no obligation to carry on with a purchase just because it is in a trolley or basket,it is incumbent on the store to relocate it ,not the would be purchaser because it is still their property until paid for by the customer.

    • 418
      Alan Retentive says:

      I have decided to reduce my presently small expenditure at M and S to zero. Henceforth I shall be a stranger to them, whilst spending my money elsewhere.

  58. 336
    Victoria Brignell says:

    “The Nazis claimed that the existence of disabled people weakened society’s ability to operate efficiently and that the social and economic problems Germany suffered in the 1920s and 30s were partly caused by the burden of supporting disabled people.”

  59. 338
    @tommo789 says:

    Nobody awake out there? The Tory vermin and the kippers are in fact one party ratting against each other. You think the current lot in power are sick ie ids etc wait till you see the kippers in action, they’ll make hitler look like Cinderella. Leave them alone to eat each other alive, and to the winner the money, as that’s all any of them of bothered about. I know where I would stick my digits on each and everyone of them, and it would be somewhere they’d enjoy to either. They are hateful people and should be pitied not laughed at.

    • 392
      FFS says:

      Good. Maybe they’ll hang you up on a meat-hook. I’m all for it.

      Being nice to people is what got us into this Dickensian mess.

    • 399
      Dave wants to invite 75million Muslim Turks says:

      Note: Hitler was a socialist. So we all know what socialists do.

      • 401
        cheche says:

        Can Christian custtomers refuse to be served by a Muslim,

      • 465
        Sad but True says:

        Blair and Brown have between them managed to replicate the Weimar Republic –

        * a fucked up economy,
        * decaying public morality,
        * a government with no moral authority dominated by foreign powers
        * a large immigrant population that the public had learned to hate.

        The rest, as they say, is history.

  60. 343
    @tommo789 says:

    Very much looking forward to every heckler in the land shouting at Nigel to get his finger out

    • 402
      The cast-iron cunt in no. 10 says:

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      • 408
        The Voters says:

        We will leave Ukip alone.

        • 413
          I'll-have-a-half-of-bitter Bierce says:

          ‘Voters’ – yet another word whose meaning has been perverted by leftist doublespeak. Its new meaning is ‘postal voting form-fillers in Lahore’.

  61. 344
    Anonymous says:

    BBC website big article on Cable and immigration.

    Check out the comments; almost universal condemnation

    Most people asking sensible questions such as

    * where will they live
    * where will the money come from to pay for schools and hospitals etc

    The LibDems are finished as a political force, they have become a byword for dishonesty, duplicity, anti business, abusing the tax payer.

    • 405
      The British media are cunts says:

      The Limp Dims never were a political force, but they still get lots of votes from the usual drug taking bum bandits in shit holes like Brighton etc.

      • 414
        Anonymous says:

        Cable Attacks PM Over ‘Immigration Panic’
        Business Secretary Vince Cable compares the PM’s reaction to concerns over immigration to Enoch Powell’s ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech.5:42pm UK, Sunday 22 December 2013

        Why doesn’t the dozy old twat cable just join Labour. He is the one disloyal member of the coalition and is an utter fuckard. Sack him and tell him to fuck off to labour where he really wants to be.

        • 464
          Sad but True says:

          The British public have just torn him a new asshole.

          Blair and Brown have between them managed to replicate the Weimar Republic –

          * a fucked up economy,
          * decaying public morality,
          * a government with no moral authority dominated by foreign powers,
          * a large immigrant population that the public had learned to hate.

          When the teachers ask the kids at school “What led to the Nazis siezing power” the answer they don’t want to hear is: “Because lots of Germans had been driven to believe they really wanted them to sieze power”. But that is the correct answer.

          And we are in the process of replicating history again, right here in Britain, and Cable is just one of those cheering the process on.

    • 498
      Cassandra says:

      335 – Shits in other words.

  62. 351
    Oh thaose silly reds says:

    Socialist (national or otherwise) lefties, labourites all just can’t stand the fact that people are begining to wake up to the fact that the nazies were socialists.

    That and the Conservatives had the first woman PM.

    Suck on it scum.

  63. 352
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Guardian pissed off with BBC for once.

    Fat Pang ignores FOI on Digital Media Initiative rather than usual stuff on links to Savile or tax evading presenters.

  64. 361
    This comment contains Flash Photography says:

    ” Flash Photography”

  65. 366
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    Prime Minister David Cameron says The Conservative Party “dressed up as Santa Claus & gave The Labour Party a lot of presents”

    Hear ! Hear !

  66. 377
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The more labour clutch at straws, the more pathetic they become.
    Labour should stick to what they know best, wars, fucking up the economy, a bloated public services, dumbing down education, food banks, hypocrisy, blatantly lying.
    Miliband and Balls, the nightmare ticket to doom.

    • 409
      Ed Milliband and the regarded left says:

      Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis Coth of living cwisis

  67. 382
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    You can take for granted that whatever issue labour complain about they caused it in the first place.

  68. 384
    Inner circle Inspector says:

    No policies there either Mr Farage. Can I go now?

  69. 412
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    Of course if you tell us you spend all of Christmas at home searching for jobs, we won’t believe you but there’s not much we can do.

  70. 415
    • 420
      Anonymous says:

      A spokesman for M&S said: “We recognise that some of our employees practise religions that restrict the food or drink they can handle, or that mean they cannot work at certain times.“M&S promotes an environment free from discrimination and so, where specific requests are made, we will always make reasonable adjustments to accommodate them, whilst ensuring high levels of customer service.”

      Obviously the customer who wishes to buy a legal bottle is being discriminated against. Can you imagine at Christmas having to rejoin another queue ??? WTF? Having worked in ant Muslim countries I can assure you the system does not work the other way around.

      • 424
        Nigel says:

        I hope the halfwits behind this insulting idea are ashamed. I will never shop in your stores again & will be spreading the word in the hope you lose maximum customers.

      • 425
        Anonymous says:

        I don’t like halal meat but only one store I know does not sell it. What about my rights

      • 463
        JD Wetherspoon says:

        “We recognise that some of our employees practise religions that restrict the food or drink they can handle, as a result our pubs will no longer be serving alcohol where our employees have a religious objection to touching alcohol.”

        • 469
          M&S says:

          “We recognise that some of our employees practise naturism and that restricts the clothes they can wear, as a result our shops will no longer be selling clothes where our employees have an objection to touching clothing.”

      • 471
        M&S says:

        We recognise that some of our employees are bone idle and that restricts the work they can handle, or that mean they cannot work at certain times.“M&S promotes an environment free from discrimination and so, where specific requests are made, we will always make reasonable adjustments to accommodate them, whilst ensuring high levels of customer service.”

    • 489
      Hear Hear says:
  71. 416
    The lib dummies are finished says:

    A 75,000-a-year cap on the number of EU migrants to the UK will not happen, the business secretary has told the BBC.

    Vince Cable accused the Conservatives of being “in a bit of a panic because of UKIP”, as he responded to Home Office proposals leaked last week.

    Home Secretary Theresa May has not ruled out a possible future cap, saying there is an issue over “free movement”.

    When asked if there was a crisis in the coalition over the issue, Mr Cable said there was “quite a lot of tension”.

    • 429
      Lib dems want them, they can have them says:

      The coming gypsies should be dumped onto every lib dem constituency in the country, especially those hunts in Eastleigh. Let them lead by example.

    • 532
      some bright spark says:

      High-tension Cable ought to be red, not yellow.

  72. 419
    Banned says:

    The family of the doctor killed in Syria are whining that the Government isn’t doing enough to investigate his death. They expect the British taxpayer to foot the bill for investigations for an idiot who waded in to a raging war zone and got killed. They should instead be apologising for the expense and hassle resulting from this act of lunacy.

    • 442
      The British Public says:

      Syria is none of our business

      • 462
        Chukka says:

        I’ve been told MI5 this guy and his family are poison. That’s why we are all staying well out of it.

    • 472
      Expat Geordie says:

      The Syrians killed a terrorist who happened to be “British”.

      What’s the problem?

    • 476
      Expat Geordie says:

      I see that Bernard McGinn has been found dead. Since the BBC love their dead terrorists (Mandela, et al) will they be having a week of programmes to mark the bastards death. McGinn, for those of you who don’t know, was an IRA sniper who killed a fair few British Soldiers with a weapon called a Barrett Light 50, back in the 90′s. None of this small hole in front, big hole in back routine – this made the victim look like he had been hit by an artillery shell.

      Anyway McGill was arrested by the SAS (note arrested, and not killed – St. Tony didn’t want his provo friends upset at the time) and got sentenced to 490 years in prison. He served two years (so he still owes Her Maj 488 years) before being let out on St. Tony’s “Take a terrorist home for tea” scheme. Whilst in custody he forgot all about his R2I training and blabbed against 20 of his mates, so typical Irish Catholic duplicity there.

      The timing is bad though. Gerry Adams likes a good funeral, but I doubt that he wants to come home early from his state sponsored holiday in sunny South Africa to pissing down South Armagh for this one.

      Hope that the bastard died in agony, and why couldn’t Slab Murphy also do the decent thing and die slowly.

      • 493
        Old Nick says:

        The fires of hell flared bright when that bastard landed; fuck knows how i will stick the heat when those c*nts Adams & Maginnis land – the bloody demons are threatening to go on strike unless I put in some air conditioning or something.

      • 496
        John Bellingham says:

        Re: Gerry Adams & funerals–just google images “Gerry Adams funerals coffins”–he must have been to thousands–I understand he even supplied the corpses in some instances.

  73. 421
    Ed Miliband says:

    CCHQ needs to be hit by a massive fucking asteroid ASAP.

  74. 423
    Dickie Battenburg says:

    What this country must do is prise more dosh out of tourists’ wallets.
    The UK should have its very own version of Jurassic Park.
    We’re off to a flying start with Clarke and Cable always at the ready to make an exhibition of themselves.

  75. 428
    Field Marshall Abu Qatada says:

    Women only have a place in Islam as people to shag, have babies with, keep as sex slaves.

    • 450
      Anonymous says:

      OK, Ill bite…enlighten us. What else do wimmin do then?

    • 460
      Sad but True says:

      An Islamic woman that I know who converted to Christianity told me that the reason she decided to escape her family is because her brothers all wanted to date white girls. They were told by their father that it was alright to have sex with white girls because “White girls don’t believe in allah, so they are all whores. They are just meat and you can treat them as you wish. As long as you marry a proper Islamic girl you can do what you like with white women”

      So this girl happened to like white men but her father forbade her to even talk to them and told her to wear a hijab. She told him he was a hypocritical bastard and he should fuck off, ran away from home and never went back. She married a white guy.

    • 483
      Anonymous says:

      …but drinking’s not allowed.

  76. 431
    Burn Labour Burn says:

    Any other fans of chap-hop? It’s hilarious.

  77. 433
    Nick and Vince says:

    We don’t give a fuck. In 2015 I’m off to the EU and Vince is off to a care home.

  78. 440
    Annoying voiceover says:

    This isn’t just muslim domination. This is M&S muslim domination.

  79. 443
    Bin Effiz Khalidmen says:


  80. 444
    Burn Labour Burn says:

    Go to the M&S and use their online email facility to contact them about their disgraceful announcement about letting muslim staff refuse to serve customers purchasing alcohol and pork.

    I messaged: As someone who’s shopped at M&S for many years, I’m deeply disappointed at the outrageous decision to allow muslim staff to refuse to serve customers wishing to purchase alcohol or pork products. This is still Britain and we should be able to shop without the indignity of being refused service. I will henceforth no longer shop at M&S unless this disgraceful policy is reversed.

  81. 475
    Vote UKIP says:

    Soubry should be sacked for saying Nigel enjoys a bony finger up his jacksie.

  82. 477
    Joss Taskin says:

    Why doesn’t Vince Cable got the whole hog distance and re-join the Labour party ?

  83. 481
    less is more says:

    we are here waiting.
    Grasp the opportune time in history, come back to our bosom.
    To OUR heart, full of love.
    Join with us and affirm our common destiny.
    Negotiate a new UNITED Kingdom outside of the EU.

  84. 484
    At Least Gurning Reid lost says:

    Peter Crouch must be the most understanding husband ever, or extremely thick.

    • 494
      Bill Turnbull says:
      • 501
        less is more says:

        I suppose you are talking about something that is on television ?
        I feel like an alien sometimes.
        I know who Peter Crouch is, ah I think I know what this is about, is his missus on that dancing TV programme ?

        • 517
          John Bellingham says:

          The BBC management is almost all aging women and male homosexuals–so they make a lot of programmes about dancing, baking, house renovation etc. Being the BBC, they believe that everyone shares their twisted, perverted world-view.

  85. 485
    Vince Cable says:

    Fresh from my triumph at Royal Mail, I have decided to add my wisdom to the immigration debate. I realise that this might reduce LibDem support to single figures but what do I care? I’ll be playing bingo in a care home after 2015.

  86. 488
    Pie Key says:

    If UK carries on like this it will damage its international reputation as a soft touch for benefit scroungers.

  87. 497
    Sad but True says:

    Blair and Brown have between them managed to replicate the Weimar Republic –

    * a fucked up economy,
    * decaying public morality,
    * a government with no moral authority dominated by foreign powers,
    * a large immigrant population that the public have learned to hate.

    The rest, as they say, is history

  88. 500
    Ed Miliband wears funny hat. says:
  89. 504
    Who would have thunk it? says:
  90. 505
    Fishy says:

    We complain about the BBC but Sky are just as bad smuggling in tribal Labour candidate to read the papers

    Tonight it was Rowena Davies – she managed to get all of Miliband’s soundbites in in her performance – cost of living, Tory cuts etc etc etc. Just as Jacqui Smith does and Jowell and Maguire.

    Tonight she is on about an (Not so) Independent story about train fare rises ‘UP TO 5%’ which she translates to a 5% rise. So she’s a new candidate who’s learned to dissemble already.

    She hides the fact that it was Labour who introduce the Rail Fares Escalator (which the Tories have scrapped).

    She complains about season ticket prices which since privatisation (adjusted for inflation) have pretty well remained the same, some rising by about 5%, some have actually fallen since privatisation.

    It doesn’t help when opposite Davies you have Tom Newton – Dunn, someone obviously knows fuck all about what he is talking about.

    Another free ride for Labour.

    • 517
      Roses are red , so is Ed, roses smell nice says:

      Turned off Sky while that horrible woman was on, then decided to put a video on, the telly came out ok as I didn’t have to thump it and yell at that thing

    • 526
      RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

      Travel is the new cost of living crisis.

  91. 507
    less is more says:

    Ireland has all the good bits about England without the Tory landlords :-) Or did have.
    The indigenous English could probably learn some attitude from the Irish, me myself personally think that we are too kind to the thieves and the blaggards in Westminster and elsewhere who are only interested in their own little pile of treasure. Any working man has more patriotism than any one of those scoundrels in Westminster and I would put any working man on those benches than a career political leech. And patriotism is what concerns us, we are worried that we are been led down the garden path, Quislings and 5th columnists and enemies have infiltrated our society so that it is becoming unrecognizable and they have some idea in their heads for to make a porridge of humans and countries, to Globalize production and Nature. The unfortunate thing is that they think they are clever.

  92. 523
    Guido's wordpress SQL server says:

    Ghumpff gaa gaa brumba gaa gaa

  93. 527
    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    ” It’s too early for a finger up the bottom. ”

    • 528
      less is more says:

      I haven’t watched any of this but I get the gist of it from posts.
      Is it possible that the lady there was feeling surrounded by gay boys and was “picking up on the vibe” and just came out with something that she was thinking about in a subconscious fashion ?
      you know how you go down the the corner shop for some lentils and just say ” can I have a kilo of fucking immigrants, please” ?

  94. 540
    The clue's in the name says:

    How apt that Milibrain’s mindless mob operate out of Brewer’s Green when they couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

  95. 541
    I'll-have-another-half-of-bitter Bierce says:

    ‘Conservative’ : a placeman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the ‘Socialist’, who wishes to replace them with others.

  96. 543
    albacore says:

    It’s the festive season and what larks
    The frantic funsters at Marks and Sparks
    Have added to folks’ frivolity
    With this jestful checkout jollity
    Just fancy, the miles and miles of smiles
    On the patrons rolling in the aisles

    • 545

      Later today, like a number of cats,
      I shall walk the few steps into Stadtplatz.
      The Christmas market and plenty of cheer
      Are all a part of the Silent Night Fair.
      And drinking Glühwein to keep cold at bay,
      It would not be allowed in the UK!

    • 552
      The original Edge says:

      Face miles of aisles with smiles
      It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave
      And keep on thinking free

  97. 551
    FFS says:

    Something odd about those pictures above. In the one where he’s running Ed Millibland has got short legs and in the picture immediately above it he has very long legs.

    What the hell is going on there?

  98. 557
    Border Terrier says:

    Weren’t Nigella and Geoffrey an item a few years back – okay quite a few years back.

    He then linked up with Oz harpy Kathy Lette.

  99. 566
    Anonymous says:

    This is the Happy Site
    We’re happy here in the happy site
    Oh it’s such fun

    We’ve come to play in the happy site
    And waste a day in the happy site
    It never rains

    We’ve come to scream in the happy site
    We’re in a dream in the happy site
    We’re all quite sane

    This is the Happy Site
    We’re happy here
    There’s room for you if you say “I do”
    But don’t say no or you’ll have to go

    We’ve done no wrong with our blinkers on
    It’s safe and calm if you sing along

    This is the happy site
    We’re happy here in the happy site
    To forget ourselves-and pretend all’s well
    There is no hell.

    Was listening to the song Happy House and thought of you lot – for some reason.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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