December 18th, 2013

PMQs Live Chat: Christmas Jeer Edition

Comments in the comments please…


127 Comments

  1. 1
    Dave says:

    I feel like a Horse

  2. 2
    Eeeehhuhhhhhheehhhhh says:

    Is that a pig grunting?

  3. 3
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    How much does it cost us to fly that wanky bastard to Afghanistan for his Christmas photo op ?

  4. 4
    Freedom to trade with Russia says:

    Bollocks to Whittingdale

  5. 5
    sussex carol says:

    ‘cost of living crisis…cost of living crisis…cost of living crisis’

    I hope labour have got that parrot trained properly.

  6. 6
    Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

    Tory MP: Let all the Ukrainians have the right to come and live in the UK.

  7. 7
    Becky says:

    Bareback for me.

  8. 8
    Ed Miliband says:

    Why are the Tories cheering me and my backbenchers silent?

  9. 9
    nell says:

    “costoflivingcrisis costoflivingcrisis costoflivingcrisis”

    hope labour have that par rot tra ined properly.

  10. 10
    Hatchet says:

    Old PIE-face would put you off your diner.

  11. 11
    Dont mention PIE says:

    I see the p****phile advocate is in the house.

  12. 12
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    “I WANT TO SEE MORE MONEY IN PEOPLES POCKETS”

    Rich peoples pockets

  13. 13
    walking into darkness says:

    What’s it got to to do with Cameron to comment on who Ukraine should trade with?

  14. 14
    Re-boot says:

    Bercow comes to Ed’s rescue as his brain kicks into a bootloop and he can only repeat “and he’s got no answer, and he’s got no answer….”

  15. 15
    WARRIOR DAVE says:

    Miliband snivelling little prick.

  16. 16
    WARRIOR DAVE says:

    Why is the munchkin in the throne telling the big boys and girls what to do?

  17. 17
    Ed Milimong says:

    Ed now giving the PM answers. He doesn’t understand it is PMQs.

  18. 18
    JH32492384092394 says:

    If there is a cost of living crisis it is a direct result of Labour.

    In 1997 I used to budget £75 a month for bills. That is gas, electricity, water and council tax. The lot.

    By 2010 that had gone up 2.5 times.

  19. 19
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Bercow found the turkey joke very amusing
    What is your wife getting for Christmas , apart for a large portion of Pikey ?

  20. 20
    WARRIOR DAVE says:

    Just once Miliband will ask a question without swallowing half the words. Halfwit.

  21. 21
    The EU run this country, not the government says:

    Nothing, though being a good EU stooge that he is, he cheerleads for the rotten institution at every opportunity

  22. 22
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    The worst double act in history Millitwat loads the gun and Cameron pulls the trigger !

  23. 23
    WARRIOR DAVE says:

    The speaker is truly awful.

  24. 24
    Mitch says:

    Insulting jibe from Bercow about “no graders”. He really shouldn’t talk like that.

  25. 25
    Dreadful says:

    I despise them all, but I must say Ed Miliband is the worst performing politician I have ever seen at PMQs in my life. He is fucking appalling.

  26. 26
    C.O.Jones says:

    So did council tax over the same period of time. Miliband is delusional.

  27. 27
    Can he be any more patronising ? says:

    Oi Bercow ! Get yer f****n hair cut !

  28. 28
    Dave Disgusts me. says:

    Cameron Should hang his head in shame at being the EU patsy in Parliament. The Freely democratically elected government is FREE TO TRADE WITH WHOEVER IT WANTS TO TRADE WITH.

    FUCK THE EU

  29. 29
    Fishy says:

    Agreed. Miliband had his turkey joke ready, but Cameron had already shot it.

  30. 30
    Coeur_de_lion says:

    +1000

  31. 31
    Diane Abbott says:

    What is a no grader?

  32. 32
    What I asked Santa for Xmas says:

    Godzilla fracking in Chipping Norton

  33. 33
    The Islamic republic of Handsworth says:

    Handsworth is a suburb of Karachi.

  34. 34
    Hmm says:

    Bercow asking for his P45

  35. 35
    Pride comes before a fall says:

    Bloody Hell that was really rude of Bercow.

  36. 36
    Smug Git says:

    Miliband can’t think on his feet. If there are TV debates he will get twatted out the park

  37. 37
    Gawd Help Us says:

    It comes naturally.

  38. 38
    a m says:

    Ed Balls and Labour would rather your average bloke was unemployed sitting on a piss soaked settee than any positive news from the Government

  39. 39
    Bercow went too far says:

    Did Bercow call ordinary MPs, Low graders or no graders? Not that it makes much difference.

    He’s going to regret that one.

    Wonder if he will be made to apologise to the house.

  40. 40
    Tedious question asked by Labour MPs says:

    My friend can’t afford a loaf. What will the PM do about it?

  41. 41
    Oh Deary me. says:

    Bercow is a bit touchy today.

  42. 42
    Mitch says:

    You can’t really blame Cameron for an ATOS person not turning up for one appoinment. And whether the person has cancer or not is irrelevant – it’s just being used for cheap effect.

  43. 43
    Oh Deary me. says:

    The whole PMQ’s is a pantomine.

  44. 44
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Talk about over-acting!

  45. 45
    Ivy says:

    Mike Baldwin’s wife is looking rough.

  46. 46
    Shouting isn't Orating says:

    Stehen Pound is a major-league C’unt.

  47. 47
    Given half a chance says:

    I’d splurge it all over her

  48. 48
    Grumpy Watch says:

    Wonder if Little John and slapper Sal have had a domestic?

  49. 49
    Personally, I'd let Labour's supporters starve says:

    Ask your friend to cancel his £24 per month mobile phone contact, switch to PAYG.

    Voila. Your friend can now afford a £1.35 loaf of bread.

  50. 50
    Gawd Help Us says:

    I hope he said spitting in the wind.

  51. 51
    Ippikin says:

    Methinks the Turkey needs basting.
    Any more tubs of lard in the House now that Roy Hattersley is n longer there?

  52. 52
    Nigella says:

    She likes two flavours of stuffing.

  53. 53
    Oh Deary me. says:

    Bercow is so masterful !!!!!

  54. 54
    Like I care says:

    What’s Mick Jagger asking about Syria for?

  55. 55
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Ed Balls = Dumb Clucker

  56. 56
    Rory Stewart says:

    Florence of Arabia!!!

  57. 57
    5 and 2 says:

    Dave?

  58. 58
    wispa says:

    i feel like a wispa. so here is a wispa. you know i wispa. cause you are so so i am a wispa. so then i wiispa. just now , i u know wispa.

  59. 59
    Ippikin says:

    He’s absolutely right for once!

  60. 60
    C.O.Jones says:

    Tell your friend to forego one packet of fags, the savings will buy seven loaves of bread.

  61. 61
    Ippikin says:

    Rude or not its true.

  62. 62
    Ippikin says:

    And get his arse out of the pub!

  63. 63
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    47p in ASDA.

  64. 64
  65. 65
    Ippikin says:

    Good bread is less than a pound a loaf in all the major supermarkets, so he can have some jam as well.

  66. 66
    Like I care says:

    That Clare Balding lookalike in Daily Politics is truly appalling.

  67. 67
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The Tories should have sung “Hi Ho, Hi Ho it’s off to trough we go” :-)

  68. 68
    Ippikin says:

    No, he’s not quite there yet, give it a few more free dinners.

  69. 69
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Boris is Balding as well :-)

  70. 70
    Ippikin says:

    Maybe its for setting up a gig with free tickets for the rebels/freedom fighters – whatever.

  71. 71
    Ippikin says:

    Its all over now . .

  72. 72
    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    I thought Handsworth was mainly Afro-Caribbean? Have we got bl*ack flight now?

  73. 73
    C.O.Jones says:

    Quick, someone bleach a syrup!

  74. 74
    Kenneth Wolstenholme says:

    It is now!

  75. 75
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    He can borrow Fabricant’s :-)

  76. 76
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    He’s nowhere near the fat bloated bastard that Ted Heath became.

  77. 77
    Libertarian Times says:

    Yes, it’s a LibLabCon

  78. 78
    C.O.Jones says:

    Even William Hague and IDS turned down Fabricants.

  79. 79
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Ukraine sign deal with Russia
    Russia buy 15 billion quids of their bonds and cut gas prices to the country by a third
    in other words Fuck Off Europe !

  80. 80
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    For £1.50 you can buy a deep pan Goodfellows pizza in ASDA. Easily feed a family of 4.

  81. 81
    NotTheBbc says:

    More free stuff.

  82. 82
    Snow White says:

    He’s not Happy

    (small man syndrome)

  83. 83
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    Eric Pickles barbecued , would feed a small country

  84. 84
    Scottish Chav says:

    Miliband was doing fine until Balls gesturing gave Cameron the opening he needed. Wonder whether Mili will thank his right hand man—

    always thought balls was a bit of a w@nker

  85. 85
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Soon the muzzies will be fleeing the Roma :-)

  86. 86
    David Cameron says:

    Or get his dick into an arse !

  87. 87
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Mirror mirror on the wall…

  88. 88
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Putin 2 EU 0 :-)

  89. 89
    SITREP says:

    Not these days mate. The Afros have moved out to the suburbs to get away from the flood of those of the Moslem faith. It really is a mind blowing site to see when you drive through it, takes ages though as the traffic moves at Punjab speeds.

  90. 90
    SITREP says:

    Not these days mate. The Afros have moved out to the suburbs to get away from the flood of those of the Moslem faith. It really is a mind blowing site to see when you dr1ve through it, takes ages though as the traffic moves at Punjab speeds.

  91. 91
    Ippikin says:

    I think the Cat is running a deal with Mr. Jagger to publicise his forthcoming gig in Syria.

  92. 92
    Ippikin says:

    At the moment Balls and Miliband are the Tories best weapons for the forthcoming election.
    Too late for a change, but of course with Len coming up fast on the rails, maybe he could secure both jobs come the election.

  93. 93
    MARK OATEN it's the way i Smell e'm says:

    This year i’m dispensing with the traditional stocking and replacing it with a large pair of “Y” fronts for Santa to fill

  94. 94
    Ippikin says:

    Didn’t know she and Mr. Harman were friends!

  95. 95
    Ippikin says:

    So it was you I was talking to in the Frozen Aisle last night, I was the chap in the dressing gown and purple slippers.

  96. 96
    Ippikin says:

    Only E5.30 a pack in Adinkerke. Cheap day return on P&O is only £28.00.

  97. 97
    Ippikin says:

    Very true, but it just goes to show the paupacity of the opposition’s argument.

  98. 98
    Dave comes out as EU Stooge says:

    +1

  99. 99
    Ippikin says:

    Is that the ‘Kennedy Syndrome’ you are referring to by any chance?

  100. 100
    I hate socialists. says:

    I do not know if you realise that military aircraft are flying out to Afghanistan
    most days of the week for supplies and troop relief etc. So the answer to your
    question is zero.

  101. 101
    I hate socialists. says:

    Keep taking the tablets.

  102. 102
    geordieboy says:

    Should Red Ed win the next election and the unions calling the shots the economic meltdown will be so bad that France under socialist Hollande will look an attractive place to live.

  103. 103
    Rowntree's sponsored MP says:

    A Crunchie

  104. 104
    Dromley says:

    Curly wurly and a chocolate hob Knob please.

  105. 105
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    At least we won’t be swamped with the fuckers now , or will we ?

    DAVE

    Oh let them all in they are fleeing from soviet oppression

  106. 106
    MIKE OXHARD says:

    It’s a very attractive place to live , You can buy a 25 bedroom chateau for £5 50p

  107. 107
    Tracy Chapman says:

    Don’t you know
    We’re talking ’bout a revolution
    That starts
    with a Wispa

  108. 108
    FFS says:

    They already do. They just buy Polish passports on the blackmarket and come straight to the UK. Do you think anybody here would be able to tell the difference? Only the Poles and they don’t give a damn about the UK, so they won’t say anything.

    It’s our home – time we started looking after it.

  109. 109
    FFS says:

    Ed was trying the “Act like you’re already the PM” trick last week, so now Cameron is making sure the little prick is put back in his place.

  110. 110
    FFS says:

    Putin 2 CIA 0

  111. 111
    FFS says:

    McClusterfucks aparatchik Ed Milliband is so bad I can’t even imagine traditional Labour voters bothering to get off their lardy half-wit arses to vote for him.

  112. 112
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Why is Yvette sitting next to Milliweak?

  113. 113
    Knacker of the Yard says:

    Ronnie Bigs says “Aaagghh”

  114. 114

    Pick your own Sprouts and kill your own Turkey, innit!

  115. 115
    green pixie says:

    I like the lab front bench photo montage but shouldn’t Ed Balls’ head be coming out of the turkey’s arse? And Little DickEd should have been holding the parsons nose (after amputation of course)

  116. 116

    BAR OH SO AND VAN RUMP STEAK TALKING TO A QUEEN ANNE EMPTY CHAIR SAY

    ” ….. AND SOMETHIN ‘ ELSE … WE OWN YOUR COUNTRY ! “

  117. 117

    SUB JUDICE
    WITH ACKNOWLEDGMENT TO THE POGUES SAYS ;

    You’re a bum
    You’re a punk
    You’re an old slut on junk
    Living there almost dead
    On a drip in that bed

    You scum bag
    You maggot
    You cheap lousy faggot
    Happy Christmas your arse
    I pray God
    It’s our last

    The boys of the NYPD choir
    Still singing ‘Galway Bay’
    And the bells are ringing
    Out for Christmas day

  118. 118

    SOMEONE WHO ATTENDS A COMPREHENSIVE IN HACKNEY DI BABY … UNLIKE YOUR OFFSPRING .

  119. 119
    Nigella in Boots says:

    Oh no it isn’t!

  120. 120

    I M VERY GLAD MY HON FRIEND RAISED THIS QUESTION AS THE ONLY LOAF I KNOW IS A MISTER LOAF WHOSE HARD ROCK GROUP MEAT LOAF ARE FERVENT LABOUR SUPPORTERS AS EVIDENCED BY SOME OF THEIR GREATEST HITS :

    TWO OUT OF THREE AIN T BAD
    OBJECTS IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR
    HEAVEN CAN WAIT
    I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE … BUT I WON T DO THAT !!

  121. 121

    OHHHH.. ….. NOT SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME THEN ?

  122. 122

    ON THE CONTRARY

    MISTER BALLS SENIOR BEING BY PROFESSION A PHEASANT PLUCKER IT FOLLOWS THAT MISTER BALLS JUNIOR IS A PHEASANT PLUCKER S SON .
    I THANK YOU .

  123. 123

    YEAH … BUT DOES HE “CLARE” BOOBOOM !!

  124. 124
    Pleb says:

    It’s not PAYG, it’s PAYS. (pay as you scrote).
    Geddit rite!

  125. 125
    Chris Bryant says:

    There’s no way the butt plug I wanted is in that stocking.

  126. 126
    Keitho says:

    He always seems Grumpy

  127. 127
    HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

    The Ukrainians will never know how close they came to being sucked into the EU!!


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