December 17th, 2013

UKIP Polling Up to 30% in Key Swing Seats
Donor Buys Page Ad in Telegraph to Rebut Ashcroft

Four more constituency polls from Survation out this morning, bankrolled by UKIP’s millionaire bookie donor Alan Bown. UKIP are up to 28% in Folkestone and Hythe, 30% in Great Yarmouth and 27% in Bognor Regis & Littlehampton. In Crewe and Nantwich they are only on 11%, but the Tories fall behind Labour into second. Indeed the Tories are down by an average of 14 points on their 2010 results across the four seats. You can use the drop down box on the interactive graph above to see the results in full.

Bown has taken out a full page ad in today’s Telegraph to answer Lord Ashcroft’s claim that voting UKIP puts Miliband into Number 10. UKIP have two lines on this. First, that today’s polls show the net gain to the Tories if UKIP were not to field a candidate would be only 2% nationally. Only 26% of voters polled said they would vote Tory if UKIP did not run so, put simply, not enough are not going to ‘come home’ in 2015 as the Tories hope. Second, that UKIP voters do not really care if Miliband becomes PM. 53% said they would rather vote UKIP than Tory even if that meant Ed won, just 33% said they would vote Tory instead of UKIP to stop him. That is the number that will cost the Tories in 2015…


  1. 1
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It’s all over for the ConDems, with skyrocketing energy bills tipping millions into fuel poverty and hordes of Romas flooding the country, driving down wages and driving up rents and class sizes and skyrocketing foreign aid, they will be swept away in the great electoral storm of 7th May 2015.

    Tick tock, tick tock.

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    retardEd Miliband says:


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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The Roma will be here in just 15 days Dave.

    Tick tock!

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    Brilliant news !! Come on U Kippers ! :)

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    IanH says:

    UKIPpers really are as stupid as we all thought. Who could ever want a Labout govenment which is the complete opposite of their interests?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    That would be UKIP who want to keep the jocks as part of the UK??????

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Is that a huge shitting of bricks i hear from the LibLabCon :-)

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    I’m looking forward to my very highly-paid non-job in Brussels.

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    The psychopath in Number 10 says:

    You’re mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.

    You all hate me, I hate all of you.

    Now shut the fuck up and watch me bury Britain under a mountain of debt, concrete and immigrants.

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    One Term Dave says:

    This has put me right off my organic muesli.

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    Anonymous says:

    And still Cameron is frit to put his own Immigration Bill to a vote before January 1st.

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    Spartacus says:

    their interests are to get us out of the common market – keep up

    (and dont feed the troll)

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The hordes of Roma flooding the UK from next year will make a mockery of Cameron’s promise to reduce immigration to the tens of thousands.

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    Spartacus says:

    the libdems phoned me up to ask if i would be voting for them at the urpeeyan elections a couple of weeks ago.

    when i finished laughing, the boy took it as a no.

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    Ed Balls says:


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    The psychopath in Number 10 says:

    Hmm. Perhaps it’s because I think UKIP supporters are swivel-eyed loons, and I’ve told them so.

    Other than that, I can’t think why the bigoted racist loonies hate me.

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    Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

    Vote for the Liblabcon-men if you want more of the same.
    Vote UKIP if you want to really change things.

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    Gordon Brown says:


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    Astroreaper says:

    Anyone taking any notice of Survation polling needs to get a grip of their brain or do some research into their poor weighting and frankly dishonest leading questioning. Especially polls paid for by a UKIP donor like this set.

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    Adam Smith says:

    Pish, UKIP can’t win so it’s not over.
    ” 53% said they would rather vote UKIP than Tory even if that meant Ed won, just 33% said they would vote Tory instead of UKIP to stop him”
    As I’ve said, vote UKIP get more Zanu-Liebour.

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    Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

    Vote Tory get Miliband.

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    The psychopath in Number 10 says:

    And my promise to reduce crime and unemployment.

    Not that I give a shit.

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    Herman Achille Van Rompuy - Xmas tips says:

    One can never tick too many boxes.

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    walking into darkness says:

    Labour are just a variation of thetheme on the Conservatives. Yes the Eds are patently absurd, but there’s no policy difference at all, if you’ve missed that I feel a bit sorry for you my friend. I know a lot of UKIP supporters, not one of them buys the line that letting in labour makes a blind bit of difference. The majority of them I should add are ex labour voters or socialist leanings anyway, only one or two of them are gay though.

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    Adam Smith says:

    Why would Labour shit themselves when UKIP will give them power on a plate?

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    Dave's Team Pink Cupcake says:

    Go Dave – Yaaaaah !!

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    The psychopath in Number 10 says:


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    Paniagua V5 says:

    Vote Dave get a Caliphate.

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    Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

    Don’t be so fucking stupid. It is the other polls that are biased against UKIP. Just look at the results of the recent by-elections for proof.

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    Harriet Harman and David Miliband visit in Black Limo, Abbott, Vaz & Chuka stand ceremony. says:

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.

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    Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

    I mean how can a poll that asks if you are going to vote Tory, Labour, Lib Dem …. or some other party be anything but biased?

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    Still not a patch on the private School my kids went to. says:

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    walking into darkness says:

    You can imagine up and down the country there’s lots of different lists being drawn up in ordinary houses, pubs and so on. I bet Clegg’s name features in the top half a dozen on most

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    Drone Operator says:

    *Presses Tomahawk launch button*

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    Dimmy Dave is the worst Prime Minister ever ! says:

    Labour set for a majority of 78.

    Bye bye Dimmy Dave! Bye bye!

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    Paniagua V5 says:

    Because they know they will ultimately fuck up?

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    Abbopotamus says:

    It was bearable for a short visit but not the sort of place I would send my son to.

    Even if it meant going to the wall.

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    I don't fancy yours much says:

    Mine’s the one on the right.

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    Dave's diseased anus says:

    Do these seats swing both ways?

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    Labour politicians and their door openers on public display says:

    Not very chivalrous. Miliband’s door opener arrives first. But why have Labour politicians got servants anyway?

    It could not have been a government car as it was a party electioneering visit. Could it?

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Listened to Vaz (of all people) questioning T May on R4 this morning about the impending Romanian and Bulgarian invasion. He was asking her, quite aggressively, if there were “Olympic style” preparations to enforce border controls…she evaded the question completely…with Vaz summing up that it will probably be Captain Mainwaring than Olympic style.

    Fucking traitors the lot of them.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    But get the concrete on PFI

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    Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

    No you are wrong. Voting UKIP (especially in the North and Midlands) can actually help to keep Dave (the man who wants to invite 75 million Turkish Muslims to live here) in power. Would you really rather a few of them voted Tory and split the UKIP vote so Labour got another seat?

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    Django says:

    UKIP will win the greatest number of votes in the Euro Election and cause a sensation. Come the general election they will take huge numbers of votes away from all the main parties and be the deciding factor in the outcome. But UKIP won’t have won a single parliamentary seat.

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    Hippocritter Watch says:

    Was that before or after Abbott decided the school wasn’t good enough for her son?

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Voting UKIP in 2015. It looks like Clegg’s limp dicks are due for a well deserved whipe out. Best scenario would be to see a Con/UKIP coalition, with dippy Dave and his mates gone from the’leadership’. First order of business, getting our country back.

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    Anonymous says:

    The exception that proves the rule: UKIP are right about everything.

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    Coeur_de_lion says:

    Labour will not offer a referendum and will look to maintain the current relationship with Brussels.

    The Tories have offered one, but clearly many fear he will go back on that offer. But it’s at least clear that a large number in the party will hang Dave if that ever happens.

    UKIP can’t win overall.

    Dave may have gone central, but anyone who claims that Con and Lab are the same is a fucking moron. And don’t rule out the Ed’s bringing a Moron Tax.

    Vote how you like, but be prepared for kissing goodbye to any hope of a referendum, and the BBC telling you that it is a good thing that your Moron Tax is being used to build 15 bed manor houses for each and every additional Roma Comrade that Unite traffik into the country on your behalf.

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    Bumsex Dave says:

    Not a chance, the country has been sold down the river long ago.

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    bergen says:

    I don’t think my business would survive five years of Milliband’s high tax and waste (spend suggests something in exchange). So I can’t vote Ukip in 2015 but might in the Euros.

    I think Cameron ought to bite the bullet and at least see if a deal can be done on a referendum.

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    Bob Mackenzie says:

    Headline, 8th May 2015 : The End of the Tory Party?

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    The best and clearest polls are the ones that come out of the ballot box, don’t listen to the lies, vote UKIP if you want to give your kids and theirs a chance.

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    Gawd Help Us says:

    In Bognor and Littlehampton from the people I speak with I’m surprised UKIP is as low as 27.

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    What a load of Bollocks! says:

    Anyone who believes those polls, probably believes in Santa Claus too

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    Dee Looded says:

    It’s striking that their support has really taken off in enlightened areas of the country with low levels of older, Daily Mail readers.

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    Village Idiot says:

    ……More evidence,as if it were needed,that the generation born in the 60’s and 70’s will be worse off than their parents as a direct result of EU membership since 1975 ,and unfettered global immigration,which shows what a lie it is to say we have benefitted from Europe and immigration on the scale that was allowed!
    ….We have NOT benefitted,it has been a drain on our country,and will continue to be until we leave and govern ourselves again!!
    …..I am a ukip voter and will continue to be in all elections!

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    Anonymous says:

    I find it odd that you never hear anybody in “real life” saying i wish the feck Nigel was PM, as his troughing experience from Brussels will be invaluable to the country.Or indeed i wish ukip was in power,it must be only happening at Pensioners day centres !

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    Anonymous says:

    No change from Labour then, you knuckle head !

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    21stcnow says:

    “Closet racist, fruitcake loons” observed Dave. Spot on

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    Madasafish says:

    I assume many UKIP supporters have sh1t for brains if they don’t worry about Labour being the next Government.

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    Madasafish says:


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    Lemming Dave says:

    Follow me Tories! That cliff edge is an illusion!

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    Or we could faithfully vote tory and STILL get more labour policies. Cameron would take any election victory, NOT as a sign that we do not want labour policies, but that we endorse his implementation of labour policies.

    If Cameron cannot offer an alternative to labour that will enthuse people to vote conservative, while the utterly brainless labour drones keep voting labour, then that is HIS failure, not UKIP’s.

    The only way to vote for change is to vote UKIP.

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    vile labour ruined my wife says:

    i would love it if 75 million Turkish Muslims all turned up at your house just for shits and giggles.

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    Bob Fleming says:


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    Grey Power Brigade says:

    We’re the ones that have done real jobs, paid our bills, got married, had children.

    We have had enough of the LibLabConner elite ruining the U.K.

    We are the ones who will turn out and vote to eject Dave & Co.

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    cynical, moi? says:

    Poll commissioned by UKIP shows positive message for UKIP.

    Stand down everyone. Nothing to see here.

    He who pays the piper etc…

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    There is always one says:

    You obviously did not read Geedo’s post.

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    Dr Evil says:

    And that’s because the Tories are now Labour Lite. I don’t trust them. UKIP regardless of all the smears of Christmas past, Christmas present and Christmas yet to come, are a breath of fresh air.

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    Dave Cameron says:

    Vote for me, because I’ll promise you everything and deliver nothing.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It will be the end of the Tories,FibDemons and UKIP if Labour adopt the following 5 priorities for their manifesto:

    1. Invoke article 50 and restore full sovereignty (border controls,fishing grounds etc) as it was before 1972.

    2. Abolish all taxes on petrol,electricity and gas.

    3. Halt all low/un-skilled immigration until we have a shortage of low/un-skilled labour.

    4. No more asylum seekers allowed into Britain.

    5. Restrict foreign aid to natural disaster relief.

    Who dares wins :-)

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    Joe Public II says:

    And this is the stupid cow that they’re talking about as a potential Tory leader.

    She’s totally useless. Ideal to be in Camercnut’s Government.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why are people saying things like Nigel for PM etc ? dont the cretins know hw hasnt a snowballs chance in hell ? HaHa Ha !

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    man on the street says:

    Was that filmed in Lahore or Mogadishu, it certainly didn’t look like Britain.

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    RickB says:

    What utter bollocks – if enough people engage their brains and vote for them then UKIP can win. We probably won’t but don’t say we can’t.

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    Not a chance says:

    It would turn my stomach to vote for any of the LibLabCon traitors.
    …And I’d feel unclean.

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    Athelstan says:

    OK, we’ll get our country back after we have dealt with the traitors. It’ll be a pleasure.

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    The Economy says:

    Labour have peaked. It is downhill all the way from no on.

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    T May says:

    I have news for you pal. They are already here.

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    British Citizen says:

    We shall see

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    Deadbeat Dave says:

    The old Tory cobblers that if you vote UKIP you’ll get Ed is laid to rest.

    UKIP support comes from all parties and none: 70% of UKIP voters did not vote tory in 2010.

    Vote UKIP, get UKIP.,

    Vote LibLabCon: get millions of Roma tealeaves and Rumpy-Pumpy as King.

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    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    A couple of weeks ago, the Saudis deported 500,000 unwanted foreigners from their land in a matter of hours. If they can do it, so can we. Tell the EU to take a powder and then go jump in a (wine) lake.

    All we need is a few politicians with guts – and preferably an unpoliticised police farce to enforce it.

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    In FPTP with a four way split between the main parties, then any MP could be elected in any seat where they get more than 25% If UKIP do well in the many tiny labour constituencies, as well as in tory or lib-dem ones, then they could pick up a handful of MPs.

    If the reaction to tens of thousands of pickpockets, theives and muggers from Rumania arriving here creates a backlash, and UKIP thrash all the liblabcon parties in the Euro elections and win a genuine national poll outright, then they could be in for 40+ seats

    Nothing breeds success like success. Once the massive voting potential within the normally non-voting 40% of the people who do not vote because they feel it is pointless, begin to realise that at last, there is a way to give ALL the main parties a damned good kicking in a general election, all bets are off.

    Pubs full of people realising that they can give all the corrupt and failed establishment parties a damned good kicking in the general election by voting UKIP? That is an opportunity too good to miss!

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    From the 50s says:

    Well said Mr Mainwaring – we will all follow you over the top….

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    Django says:

    You inhabit a strange political world if it depends an “backlashes” and “pickpockets”?

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    Coeur_de_lion says:

    Probably won’t. Ramp up just how probable that probably is, and you’re left with CAN’T.


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    UKIP, the finale solution says:

    When he said he will reduce immigration to “tens of thousands” he actually meant tens of thousands a week. Where Honest Dave is concerned its best to pin the git down to the last coma and full stop.

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    They are too busy worrying about surviving the current coalition mess which is pretty much as bad.

    Government Debt, up by 1 trillion in 10 years, the deficit has stopped falling significanly and looks set to last another 5 years, when we should be only 1 year from completely paying the deficit off. That is a massive tory fail.

    EU, all three main parties are Europhile. They are all implementing Europhile policies, even though the tories spout a lot of eurosceptic rhetoric, they are all empty, meaningless platitudes without the action to back them up.

    Energy and Climate policy. They talk different, but they are all the same again.We need to scrap the Climate Change Act, scrap all the “green” bollocks and re-open coal and gas power plants, get serious about fracking and scrap the pointless, harmful and utterly ridiculous carbon emissions targets as they make no difference whatsoever to global temperatures or global climate change as the last 17 years+ plataeu in “global warming” proves.

    Political correct division. All the same again, pandering to totalitarian monoculturalists and attacking our traditional English Christians. We should start treating every single individual as having been born with exactly the same inalienable rights, regardless of gender, sex, sexual orientation, colour, race, religion, fashion choice, etc and Stop dividing society into competing “victim groups” and awarding some “special privilidges” in law, but not others.

    Immigration, All the same again… Stop all, but economically essential, immigration until there is a workable plan to cope with the massive increase there has been.

    Tax and spend… Osborne has even failed to match Alistair Darling’s plan on the deficit reduction timetable. No significant difference between them on tax and spend. A few pennies more taken by labour here, a few pennies cut by tories there, but nothing significant. Tax and spen outcomes are very similar with both tory and labour.

    Economic plans for growth? both parties are stuck in the EU with the crippling red-tape and restrictions. This leaves the UK with only one shot at growth… the same failed and unsustainable one which labour pursued to economic destruction, is being repeated by the coalition. CREDIT BOOM! Idiots!

    Education. Bring back Grammar schools and let’s give an opportunity to the brightest kids from poor backgrounds. Bring back the subsidy to help the brightest kids from poor backgrounds attend the best schools. To compete at all in the “global race” we need to increase social mobility. Tories and labour are both failing to support measures to increase social mobility.

    NHS, both tory and labour will selectively privatise parts of NHS provisions, along corporatist lines. selling off cheap to cronies, yet keep the public paying for it in taxes, stiffle meaningful competition, privatise profits and socialise losses. We should be waking up, accepting that the NHS is from a bygone age, is NOT the best system available and looking at every other health service in the world to learn what is better and implement that. for example there is a specialist heart hospital in India which performs way more heart surgeries than a comparably sized NHS hospital. It never ever turns anyone away, ever, regardless of how dirt poor they are. It has significantly better recovery rates, shorter waiting times, faster recovery times and is run at a tiny fraction of the cost of a comparable NHS hospital. We need to see HOW they do it and implement that here, but we are so wedded to a delusion of the NHE being utterly beyond criticism, that it needs to look after the needs of staff and union members before patients and be a beacon of the public sector, to even dare look elsewhere for a better system in practice.

    In short, there so few real differences between them in reality and in practice and in the effect of government policy on the ground, that even IF Miliband wins, it only means that labour (instead of the tories) will get the rightful blame for the economic collapse that will inevitably happen. There would not be a massive difference. Liblabcon are all puppets of the EU and their Banking and finance masters and all faithfully do their bidding.

    The ONLY possible way to get the desperately needed political change in Government policy in this country is to elect UKIP!

    You cannot get any change from the inept, incompetent, corrupt failures of the liblabcon, by voting for more of the inept, incompetent, corrupt failures of the liblabcon. Why reward their miserable failure with your vote?


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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    I want some of your trippy hallucinogenic pills. Labour halt immigration? Invoke artical 50? abolish fuel taxes?

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

    On what planet do you think that labour would ever even pretend to begin to imagine proposing an idea of even postulating the thought of implementing any of those policies.

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    I have heard quite a few people wish UKIP were in power. I have heard even more wish that labour and the coalition were never in power again.

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    Camerclegband says:

    It looks EXACTLY like todays Britain !! Thanks Labour…….

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    So, you admit that you have no policy argument against UKIP so you fall back on very very old, tired, disproven and false insults? The same tired old insults which motivated many tories to leave the tory party and never ever go back?

    Thank You. Well done :-)

    It is as close as we will ever get to the bitter, delusional and anti-British tories admitting that they are wrong and UKIP are right.

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    It is obvious what she wants to do, but the problem for her is, she is staying in a party without the will to do it. She cannot do what she wants to do because the EU will not let her. The pro EU lying tory bastards lie and blame the Lib-Dems. It amounts to the same thing though. The only way she could implement the policies she wants, is to get the hell out of the EU!

    Dave has said repeatedly that he will never lead the UK out of the EU. The referendum he is trying to con us with, is NOT binding, nor is it an honest in or out referendum. Firstly, there is no option for those who wish to fully integrate into the EU. Secondly Dave and the entire mainstream establishment (business, media, BBC, politics and NGOs) will be engaged in a 24 hour a day, pro-EU propaganda barage to support voting for EU reform, by supporting voting for a remarkable, sovereignty protecting, trade protecting IN vote vs a desolate destructive isolation OUT vote. Only once we have voted for the remarkable, sovereignty and trade protecting IN vote will we then sit helpless as any other EU member state vetos Dave’s negotiated EU reform and we will be trapped IN an unreformed, sovereignty destroying, profoundly anti-democratic EU.

    They are determined to (A) Avoid a referendum if at all possible. (B) if unnavoidable, use every deceitful trick in the book, (and invent new ones) to con people to vote to stay IN the EU and (3) if that does not work, refuse to implement the result as it is NOT a binding referendum anyway! They’ll do what Ireland did and have a few polls, come up with a false bogeyman (strawman) policy to blame for the “OUT” vote, scrap that policy and make us all vote again until we vote IN!

    The ONLY party offering a straight and honest, simple, implementable IN or OUT referendum are UKIP!

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    domino says:

    Vote UKIP, don’t get LibLabCon…simples!

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    Smack My Nigella Up says:

    Sooner or later The Torys are going to have to face the reality that UKIP or going to wipe the floor with them in 2015.

    Well done Cast Iron Cameron you Euro Buffoon

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    Eileen Sideways says:

    Oily Vaz
    Lamentable Lammy
    Creepy Chuka
    Gluttonous Abbot
    Muppet Miliband
    Hateful Harman

    Truly a dream team.

    Why people vote for these objects is beyond me.

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    So is a future conservative party government! In fact, any government composed of Labour, tory or liberal democrat or a coalition of any of those three are the same complete opposite of UKIP’s interests.

    That is why we vote UKIP and tell everyone we know to do the same. The ONLY way to achieve our aims, and and get a government in power to serve our interests, and uniquely, serve the actual interests of the British Voters, is to vote UKIP and keep voting and pursuading others to vote UKIP until we get a UKIP government.

    If our interests are in getting a government which will:

    1. Deliver a straight, honest, in or out referendum on the EU campaigning for an out vote and not the tory con referendum to keep us trapped in an unreformed EU.

    2. Scrap the climate change act and all the green bollocks, taxes and wasteful, useless, expensive energy generating schemes, to be replaces with energy generation that works and is cheaper and more efficient.

    3. Bring back grammar schools and start increasing social mobility.

    4. Take all the steps required to really tackle and control immigration.

    5. Really cut spending and taxes and build a dynamic economy based on a massive increase in world trade and exports, supported by trade agreements reached with global partners which are mutually beneficial, and not restricted by the EU one-size-fits-all deal.

    6. Scrap the divisive politically correct laws which divide society and encourage racial, sexual, social, religious disharmony and conflict and instead grant every individual the same basic human rights, regardless of colour, race, creed, gender, sexual orientation etc… and enshrine those in a new bill of rights, which takes into account the value of one’s character and the consequenses of one’s behaviour. Less rights for convicted criminals than for the free law abiding majority.

    7. Will never pander to totalitarian monoculturalists, whether they are white power racists, or Islamic supremecists or any other group.

    How on earth do I serve those interests by voting tory or labour or liberal democrat when all three of those parties have, or are, or will continue to implement the opposite of those?

    I can ONLY serve those interests by voting for UKIP! When the vast majority of the policies of all three main parliamentary parties are opposite to UKIP’s. How on earth can I vote for any one of those three?

    Serious question. HOW is voting tory getting me anywhere near serving UKIP’s interests?

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    Dave cannot afford NOT to do a deal, but UKIP cannot afford to even consider doing a deal with Dave.

    Not that Dave could be trusted to look after the interests of any patriots in any deal anyway.

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    domino says:

    As opposed to what, Polls paid for by Tories / Lib Dems giving positive message for Tories / Lib Dems..or even Poll paid for by BBC (License Fee + Taxpayer) giving positive message for Milibland & Labour.

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    Funny how the Survation polling has consistently been more accurate in terms of actual election results than any of the other polling organisations which do not even prompt for UKIP in the question and then additionally take a patently absurd weighting from 2010, when UKIP were only at 3%. That is why they keep showing UKIP polling at 9-11% when they are achieving 20%+ in polls all over the place and won 24% in the last national elections in May.

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    Really? I am sure that if that had happened in a country with a white ruling class, then the BBC would have been jumping all over that story and screaming how evil and inhumane it was.

    Funny how when it is in a savage middle eastern country full of people of the religion of peace, (you know, those savage totalitarian monoculturalists, that our hysterical, hypocritical self-hating white multiculturalists seem to love for some reason), the BBC does not want to know.

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    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    True, the real figures for UKIP are much higher in reality. Everyone I speak to hates the current corrupt and incompetent traitorous establishment parties and cannot wait to give them a good kicking at the next and every subsequent election. UKIP are the best and strongest party for doing that.

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    Einstein says:

    Continuing to vote for the same old parties and expecting a different result is the sign of insanity.

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    cynical, moi? says:

    Sort of my point really. Search and replace UKIP with any special interest group. I have equal contempt for all of them.

    It’s easy to introduce confirmation bias either intentionally or unintentionally.

  107. 107
    Einstein says:

    To summarise: Vote UKIP.

  108. 108
  109. 109
    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    Their support has taken off all over the country. from nowhere 3 years ago they are now second, and knocking on the door of first place in formerly safe labour seats in the north, tory seats in the south and a few lib dem seats too.

    They do not have to grow much further to break through in a number of areas.

    A national win outright in the Euros next year could be enough to do it.

  110. 110
    Henry V says:

    To avoid a fight just in case you may lose is not the sign of a lion heart in my book.

    Vote UKIP and hold your head high, let those of lesser honour do what they will.

  111. 111
    Dontvoteforanyofthem says:

    True, but this is the only poll which also matches results in real elections. All the others under weigh UKIP support based on the 2010 result and often never even prompt for UKIP, although they all prompt for Liberal Democrats still.

  112. 112
    Rusel Brannd says:

    I’ll have a snort of what he’s having!

  113. 113
    Oh no not you says:

    Go back to CON home, and take your hate with you.

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    You need to get out more.

  115. 115
    Confused of Angola says:

    Which country was that pic taken in?

  116. 116
    Tax is theft says:

    Seconded – how have we been led so far along this path to bed wetting leftie oblivion?

  117. 117
    Del Flaunty says:

    Lets see what happens after ukip win the European elections, the momentum will accelerate & the polls will get higher, keep the faith people it really doesn’t matter which of the main parties get in, we wont get a referendum & we’ll be sucked into the European project with a vengeance so might as well vote for hope rather than no hope!

  118. 118
    Fred says:

    The best antidote to Labour is Harlet Harman.
    With her by his side Milband stands no chance.
    If you want millions more immigrants you simply have to vote anyone but UKIP.

  119. 119
    Del Flaunty says:

    Stick around Mr No-name they will be!

  120. 120
    Del Flaunty says:

    If he ever had any intentions of clawing back powers why would he still be giving so many away, the mans a devious spineless con merchant.

  121. 121
    Tax is theft says:

    A breath of common sense, rather than the stench of common purpose.

  122. 122
    I'm sure I ordered white ones says:


    It’s called London.

  123. 123
    Global warming ate my pension says:

    I voted Conservative at the last election to get Labour out. I hated voting in David Cameron as leader. I will be voting UKIP in the next election. No more EU, no more CAGW, no more climate change taxes, not so sure about the eastern Europeans as they are the only people who have a work ethic these days. Maybe they can privatise the BBC and make it pay to view?

  124. 124
    Turned my back on Cameron years ago says:

    It seems the Tories are spooked big time. Please, PLEASE, we beg you, PLEASE…don’t vote UKIP or we’re done for. Tough luck. The dickhead in number 10 only has to look into the mirror or a picture of one of his self obsessed selfies to see the man to blame.

    If enough voute UKIP they will get UKIP.

  125. 125
    Call Me Dave says:

    Gay Marriage, wind turbines and immigration – that’s what I stand for!

  126. 126
    Coeur_de_lion says:

    It’s not avoiding a fight in case you lose. It’s getting into a fight which directly brings about the exact thing you wanted to fight against. That’s just madness.

    As I said, vote who you like, just make sure you pay your moron tax when the bill arrives or you’ll end up in the gulag.

  127. 127
    tigerowl says:


  128. 128
    Coeur_de_lion says:

    I’m happy to admit that I’m spooked. I’m spooked that a party with little to offer other than rhetoric about foreigners, will bring about the election of a Socialist Maniac that will open the borders up to those very foreigners.

    That’s the real betrayal of Britain.

    But then as long as you guys get to look all rebellious in front of your pals, and Farage gets his peerage, then that’s just fine.

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:


  130. 130
    Only Chavs shop at Tesco says:

    Vote UKIP – get Milibland, Harman, Balls, Cooper and Mandelslime pulling the strings. No thanks.

  131. 131
    Drew Peacock says:

    well why vote for this two faced tosser

  132. 132
    Mr Tyke says:

    It isn’t. but Liebour are even further away from your interests. The maths are really quite simple. In FPTP it doesn’t matter a jot what the national share of the vote is. All that matters are the shares in an individual constituency. There will be many seats that are historically close races between Labour and Conservatives. In those seats a small swing from Conservative to UKIP means a Labour win which is against everybody’s interests. A small swing from Labour to BNP (historically where BNP get most of their votes) could mean a Conservative win.

    At the end of the day, one has to decide what, on balance, one believes in and vote to achieve as close to that as possible. If one believes in free market economics, then you only have two choices – Tory or UKIP. If you want Socialism, vote Labour. Lib Dems are an odd one as some want FME and some Socialism. The problem is that, for UKIP, a Labour Government is much worse for them than a Conservative Government. Labour would reopen the floodgates of uncontrolled immigration under the illusion that immigrants will always vote Labour out of gratitude for all the handouts.

    When it comes to the election, this lifelong Conservative Voter, will honestly look at the Manifestos, look at the leaders and the Candidates in the constituency in which I reside then vote to keep Labour out in a close seat. If it was a safe Tory seat I would vote UKIP to “send a message” but I my message is not “I want a Labour Government”. I am not much fussed which of Con/UKIP got the seat as long as it’s not Labour. I have absolutely no control over what the people across the road do as they are in a different seat so I am not going to worry about them.

  133. 133
    Mr Tyke says:

    Well they’re not the English Independence Party are they?

  134. 134
    472 says:

    I used to post the local election result analasis on conhome but because they showed a rise in UKIP I was banned from posting, nothing like burying bad news for the Tories

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Everyone should vote UKIP at the next general election. It is our last chance.It does not matter if they get it wrong- it is impossible for them to do worse than the LibLabCon wankers. Give UKIP a chance and we may get our country back. About a third of our MPs are foreign so should any more be elected we have had it.The white working class of this country have been trashed by politicians with vested interests.
    I read that approx. 100.00 EU citizens enter this country every year.This means 400,000 per year are permitted in mainly from India and Pakistan.The problem of mass immigration appears to me to be from outside the EU so why cannot something be done about that. In the name of sanity, vote UKIP.

  136. 136
    First they UKIP, then they laugh at UKIPu, then they fight UKIP, then UKIP win says:

    nuff said ?

  137. 137
    First they ignore UKIP, then they laugh at UKIP, then they fight UKIP, then UKIP win says:

    nuff said again?

  138. 138
    UKIP supporter says:

    Dear Tories,

    We do not owe you a fucking vote. If you don’t want Beaker in, do what your members (let alone voters) want, take us out of the EU and set up a sane immigration policy. While you’re at it, cut taxes, stop paying benefits to vermin, put more coppers on the street and bring back grammar schools.

    If you’re not prepared to do what your party implies with its very name then at least Beaker and Boggle Eyes would have some comedy value.

    Thank you.

  139. 139
    Anonymous says:

    voting for ukip is insanity !

  140. 140
    WobblyJim says:

    Labour and Conserverative are just two cheeks of the same horrible arse with the Liberals a cluster of hemorrhoids.
    They are all a class of person who will pimp themselves to the highest bidder, they’ll vote for anything just so long as they are allowed to stay at the trough.
    We are F**ked.

    UKIP (isn’t Farage from the banking class ?) has an objective of protecting the City of London and the Crown Corporation within from the USSA and the EUSSR banksters.
    The City banksters wanna rule the whole shebang.

    IMHO – James

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    Its funny that we dont hear much about ukip on here unless there is obviously a 3 line whip on from Nige, in response to some obvious publicity stunt like this latest one with their tame (and bonkers) millionare.Its fecking tedious and amateur !

  142. 142
    Anonymous says:

    FFS stop writing such long and boring posts, do you think anybody is going to waste their time reading something that length from you ?

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    Of course you cant win enough seats to form a Government you cretin ! do you seriously think the whole country will vote for the morons Nigel comes up with as candidates ? give me fecking strength.

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    I agree, im afraid the type who is attracted to ukip tend to be inside most of the time, for various reasons !

  145. 145
    Dr Spock says:

    Vote Status quo, get change,

    Is that what you mean?

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    Just because some pensioners want out of the EU it doesnt follow that we all want out.Surveys show that young people have a different attitude to the antdeluvian ukippes and value the free movement the EU provides.Im hoping ukip get a good kicking because they are so fecking annoying and have the most pathetic policies imaginable.

  147. 147
    Anonymous says:

    We certainly will thicko.

  148. 148
    FUEUSSR says:

    Don’t bother replying to jock above, the torries don’t get it because they are part of the problem as are the other two parties, they have sold us down the river for fifty years. when it kicks off put them on a lamp post with a short drop, not a long drop, we will wan’t to see the Bastards toes twitch

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Ha Ha Ha enlightened !

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    You give yourself a fancy moniker for a tory bum-sex bed wetter.

  151. 151
    Icini123 says:

    If you think UKIP can cause it’s unpaid activists to respond on demand, you are exceedingly ignorant. We do so off our own bat, because we understand that the only way to get change and improvement is to encourage our countrymen to understand that voting for the usual 3 will only bring, no change at all. Just more of the usual posturing, spin, lies and general incompetence. As for tame millionaires, any cash we get from the couple of them who help is peanuts compared to the vast amounts of cash provided to the Tories and Labour by Capital and Unions.
    You spin faster than a berserk washing machine.

  152. 152
    Yah Wohl says:

    Let’s hope UKIP are the centre stump that rises to the occassion!!!

  153. 153
    Noel Edmonds says:

    Not surprised with this poll result at all. Have you been to Bognor Regis lately? The locals call it Polska Regis. Crammed full of eastern Europeans and their tawdry slapper wives.

  154. 154
    Screw the LibLabCon says:

    Oh do fuck off.

  155. 155
    Dirac says:

    To summarise the summary: “UKIP X”

  156. 156
    madhatter says:

    William hills are offering 100/1 for ukip to get most seats in next general election, get the liblabcon tosser’s out and get rich as well,i’m on,those who laugh last…..

  157. 157
    madhatter says:

    is that you Pike?

  158. 158
    madhatter says:

    are you a hairdresser?

  159. 159
    madhatter says:

    34% will do fuck off

  160. 160
    madhatter says:

    yeh,I don’t want to get mugged!

  161. 161
    madhatter says:

    what no santa,thanks!hope you have a shitty Christmas as well!

  162. 162
    madhatter says:

    Could you repeat that?

  163. 163
    madhatter says:

    she said enlightened not lightened,idiot

  164. 164
    Anonymous says:

    UKIP should be Racistized.

  165. 165
    madhatter says:

    say what you want,we no longer give a shit!

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