December 17th, 2013

Miliband is Selfie-Obsessed

Ed’s selfie on the 6.45 from Leeds to London on Friday night was not quite as glamorous as his selfies earlier in the week with Lilly Allen and Joey Essex, or Cameron’s with Obama.

When Ed got on the train at Doncaster two passing teenage girls plucked up the courage to ask to have their picture taken with the Labour leader. His assistant offered to take their pictures when Ed grabbed the mobile phone and said he would do it himself. “Selfies are my new thing” he told them, “I’m learning how to do them.” “I did them with Lilly Allen and Joey Essex this week” he boasted to the girls for some extra street cred.

There were a few more awkward moments while he fiddled with the phone before figuring out how to work it, afterwards Ed asked them to tweet the picture out. Which is exactly what sixth form student Maya Rose did when she also asked Ed for a selfie.

Even the train guard got one…


91 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’m down with the kids, innit?

    That’s what Mr McCluskey tells me to say to sound hip and cred.

  2. 2
    Ally Campbell says:

    That’s the youth vore tied up now putting the focus group choices on Desert Island to one side it’s about time to discover your new passion for Hi Energy Camp Disco we need to counter the threat from bum sex Dave

  3. 3
    D$ says:

    You know something is immediately a dying fad when politicians jump on the bandwagon….

  4. 4
    Baz says:

    Slow news day?

  5. 5
    Monica says:

    I’d not heard the expression “selfie” until Saint Madeba’s memomorial.

    I’m already bored with it.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    tit

  7. 7
    M102 says:

    How do we know that the girls weren’t labour activists?

  8. 9
    Old Geezer says:

    No one else would want to take a picture of him, so he has to do it himself. What a twat

  9. 10
    Dirty Habit says:

    Cock.

  10. 12
    David Cameron says:

    Footman! What’s this train thingie?

    • 17
      A Butler says:

      I believe, sir, that it is something that one pulls on a young lady with the help of several other gentlemen.

  11. 13
    Selfish Selfie says:

    Try and get both faces in the shot next time Ed.

  12. 15
    brown-dog says:

    Twerking and selfie have been added to the dictionary. Future and Optimism have been removed.

  13. 16
    Gordon F Brown says:

    Such a cool dude. I am so jealous, but you should see Balls’ face. It’s brighter than it was in Parliament!!!

  14. 19
    Psychopath Watch says:

    He has the faint menace one once used to see on the faces of the Kray twins as they attempted to endear themselves to the upper strata of London’s demi-monde

    • 49
      Psyche the Dog says:

      You mean in that boozer in the road that runs paralell to Oxford Street

    • 51
      The Insurance Firm Of Kray & Kray says:

      “Faint menace”?

      ‘Oo, us, guv? We wuz gentlemen, gentle as lambs we wuz to your average person. It wuz only wiff those wot treated us like we wuz trash that we wuz “pugnacious,” shall we say. Our repootation in that regard preceded us, ya might say, but we nevah set out to menace anyone wot didn’t deserve t’ be.

      If you’re askin’ us, ‘e looks like ‘e’s one o’ those random violence shootout type blokes wot they got over in the States. We wouldn’t let ‘im around any automatic weapons, if ya catch our drift.

  15. 20
    P l e b says:

    Lord Hanningfield:

    Let’s not forget his original offence. He served a nine-week (!) prison sentence (again, at our expense) for embezzling £286,000 on his council credit card. And amazingly, he’s still allowed to be a Lord making decisions which affect all of us.

    • 27
      VAT (69) says:

      I receive expenses in my job, its currently £5 per day, and I use it to buy a meal when I support people in the community. I also “help people”, the people I “help” have learning disabilities. If I want to entertain I use my fucking wages (such as they are), they also go towards paying my bills, pretty sure that is the same for most people.

      • 81
        M says:

        And you would have more of your money to help those vulnerable people if those thieving parasites didn’t trouser it

  16. 21
    anonus says:

    The idea of a selfie is not to semi exclude the guest, you mong. Get a life. Would people actually vote for this cretin.

  17. 22
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Joey Essex? Is that a real person or another plastecine character from Wallace & Grommit?

  18. 23
    BF of a self obsessed GF says:

    My girlfriend is always taking pictures of herself and posting them on Facebook.

    I told her she needs to have some selfie respect.

  19. 24
    Specsavers says:

    My, is that top photo Zorro the gay blade?

  20. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Ed Miliband is that kid at school that will lend you his prized toy just so that you will be friends with him. dislike him more each day.

  21. 32
    Is the worm turning? says:
  22. 34
    Luke Bozier says:

    Anyone want to see my uncut selfies?

  23. 35
    Fbi says:

    Did Ed travel First Class. Did put hs ticket of £200 on his owm card or sent the bill to Unite

    • 45
      Travel Expense claim says:

      Traveling home for the weekend.

      Can he claim expenses home to parliament and back?
      or
      Home to constituency and back?
      or
      Constituency and Parliament and back?
      or
      second home to where ever?

      and once parliament ceases to sit surely he should only have a ticket home until the next sitting?

  24. 36
    JF says:

    He tries too hard.

  25. 37
    George Osborne - Fare Dodger says:

    Why is he not in first class. Does he not know who he could be?

    • 63
      (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

      Ah, and come the revolution everyone will travel first class (except the oiks, plebs, tories, lib dems, old, in fact anyone that doesnt agree 100% with Len, sorry me).

  26. 38
    geordieboy says:

    Too bad his nose takes up half the picture and has a table napkin for a hankie.

  27. 46
    Gillett says:

    Ed Miliband must use a convex mirror to shave in.

  28. 48
    Ethel of Purley says:

    He is one gormless fucking bell end.

  29. 59
    Ed Miliband says:

    I try and try, but everything I do ends up in my being mocked.

  30. 62
    United Union Man who does not do selfies! says:

    A selfie? He will never be his own man just a union man. Len’s muppet at best! I wish he would fuck off and insult someone elses intelligence. The guy is a communist creep!

  31. 64
    Joe Public II says:

    We’re going to have this pillock as P.M. for a few years, as the price of getting rid of bumsex Dave.

    The Tories have continued to fuck up the U.K., doubling Gorgon’s Debt, so it won’t make any difference.

  32. 66
    Cameron is a liar says:

    Why is this manufactured non-event being given the publicity Labour’s spin doctors hoped it would ?

  33. 67
    Black Jack Dromey says:

    Oh my, liked & shared.

  34. 68
    Pleb says:

    Good God that (just) man is a such a massive c**t

  35. 71
    Sir Roger de Senseless says:

    Actually, that girl on his right looks quite pretty. Rather a nice eye, I would say; so call me fussy, but I prefer ‘em in pairs – yes, that’s right, eyes too. It shows what a self-obsessed little tosser he is that he got all his face in and only half of hers. Anybody who wants to look at his ugly mug can do it anytime.

  36. 80
  37. 83
    JOSE MANUEL BARRARSEHOLE says:

    And still nobody knew who he was

  38. 85
    Labour voting thickos says:

    Ed MiliGimmick is a moron.

  39. 87
    EdLen Milicluski says:

    Labour only take credit & never the responsibility for their actions. Can’t get an idea of their own & thus Len’s McClueless’s Mastercard defines Labour policy. Ed a selfie? He cannot even get his own gimmicky ideas!

    Only thickos vote Labour!

  40. 88
    Two Red 'Eds are worse than none. says:

    He is Len’s stooge! The guy is a fucking moron, a communist creep! Lenny’s bumboy! Vote Labour Get Unite and other pathetic unions of arseholes running the country. Ed Milithicko is an insult to our intelligence! Moron!

  41. 89
    Len McCluski says:

    Lick my arsehole Eddy! You have been so self absorbed over the last few days, my bum chum.

  42. 90
    Anonymous says:

    I wonder how many teen pals tweeted back “Who the f*ck is that ?”

  43. 91
    AdmiralPasha says:

    Like I said at the time…


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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