December 16th, 2013

Two Lords a Leaping into Suspension

Ulster Unionist Lord Laird has been banned from the Lords for four months, while Labour’s Lord Mackenzie has picked up a six month ban after they were caught out in a newspaper lobbying sting in June.

They should be banished forever.

UPDATE: Here’s a thought. There were three peers caught in the fake company lobbying sting: How did Lord Cunningham avoided a suspension?

Does his membership of the privy council make him immune from censure?


  1. 1
    Penal says:

    Nearly as severe as having to say sorry.

    I bet common criminals wished they were treated like Westminster Criminals.

  2. 2
    william says:

    Elected cheats are preferable to the unelected variety.

  3. 3
    Snotsicle says:

    Shouldn’t it be Ten Lords-a-Leaping? Shouldn’t be too difficult to find another eight misbehaving peers.
    Eight MPs-a-Milking their expenses won’t be too hard to unearth either.

  4. 4
    harry potter says:


  5. 5
    june says:


  6. 6
    lescrompsblogg says:

    #wheresdaddyspig Ma-Lud

  7. 7
    Tim Yeo says:

    Lord Mackenzie ? A Bent ex-cop ?

  8. 8
    hurripotter says:


  9. 9
    Lordy, lordy says:

    Lord Laird? After Lord Adonis, another one whose name means ‘lord lord’.

  10. 10
    Democracy now says:

    I agree. We should abolish the Lords and have a directly elected Upper Chamber.

    We should also scrap the Privy Council, which is another fundamentally anti-democratic institution.

  11. 11
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    What about Lord Cunningham ?

  12. 12
    Adrian Swall says:

    Cunningham’s father was jailed for local authority corruption in the 70s. Perhaps it’s in his genes and he couldn’t help it.

  13. 13
    BBC Leftwit says:

    We’ll only report on our Lord Nelson

  14. 14
    SevenOfNine says:

    Lords Stern & Deben leaping from beachy head would put me in a festive mood.
    Troughing green mafia.

  15. 15
    Bliar for President says:

    Easy to agree with but flawed in reality (unless you are happy to have the likes of Bliar in Buck House lording it over all the plebs)

  16. 16
    ffranc says:

    Isn’t the ability to unrobe misbehaving peers part of Lord Steel’s Bill, which Clegg and Cameron have refused to give Commons time to?

  17. 17
    This is what corruption looks like. says:

    Banished ? A Prison sentence more like along with those other corruptible lords a leaping from a few years ago. This is blatant corruption and nothing is done about it.

  18. 18
    Chancer. says:

    Aah, but he must push his Ulster Scots ‘language’ for all its worth at every opportunity.

  19. 19
    Voter says:

    It would be good if someone with the resources mounted a private prosecution.

  20. 20
    Democracy says:

    Blair could not win a free and fair election. The only reason Labour wins general elections these days is because the constituencies are gerrymandered and the electoral system has been corrupted by postal votes.

    But in principle , why not have a person as head of state who is supported by the majority of the populace? The Queen could win any such election hands down. Couldn’t she?

  21. 21
    geordieboy says:

    They didn’t call him Junket Jack Cunningham for nothing you know when he was an MP. Now that he is in the Lords he doesn’t need to travel to fill his boots with taxpayers dosh.

  22. 22
    BBC - Bringing Back Communism says:

    No Tory Lords caught in the act so no news there.
    We reported it and then moved on.
    What we need from the Guardian and Independent is for them to catch Tory Lords or MP’s in the act then we will innundate the airwaves.
    At the moment we constantly have Comrade Clegg ranting on about the Home Secretary who, even we admit, is far more capable than Comrade Clegg – but who cares? Not us.

  23. 23
    Never believe anything you find on Google (or anywhere else on-line) says:

    So how do we restore free and fair elections? First abolish the postal vote. The clean up the electoral register. Then have constituencies of approximately equal size. Then …

    So how do we get that through the current system?

  24. 24
    Mr Cromwell says:

    I set the precedent years ago. All you have to do is follow it to the letter.

  25. 25
    Mr Cromwell says:

    Guido, if ever you find out the answer to your question on PC immunity, please be sure to let us know. TQVM.

  26. 26
    PDubya says:

    Blatantly Biased Company mouthpiece – “Jack is untouchable he’s one of ours”.

  27. 27
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Lucan never jumped.

  28. 28
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Didn’t the Roma who is Squeaker say that electronic voting is the thing, if this is the case then constituencies of equal size are easy.

  29. 29

    Stripped of their Lordly titles and banned from politics for life. Like bent jockeys get warned off racecourses so should bent Lords, Ladies and any dishonourable MP get the same treatment.

  30. 30
    cynic says:

    With electronic direct democracy there’s no need for MP’s. Let the public vote on major issues, by-pass the middlemen troughers.

  31. 31
    cynic says:

    If those who are caught were placed in front of the trough, their peers would happily trample them to death in their greedy rush to self advancement.

  32. 32
    treetop91 says:

    This is doing the Lords more harm than any Labour campaign to abolish the Lords could ever manage. Death by a thousand cuts (unfortunately it may need that many to work).

  33. 33



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