December 16th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


142 Comments

  1. 1

    THE WESTMINSTER SANTA CLAUSE .

    • 12

      Please don’t use capitals. It is often a sign of mental illness.

      • 23
        GOD says:

        ESA
        If you have been stupid to work for as long as possible and pay your taxes and N.I. and also be stupid enough to put a little money aside each month for your old age, you really are a Pratt, because if there comes a time when you need help from the state,due to ill health they will say no, you cant work but you have some money in the bank, it doesn’t matter that you have paid in for decades you get nothing.
        A good analogy would be winning the lottery going to the office to collect the money and find that they have looked at your finances and say you have got enough money so we aren’t going to pay out.
        It seems that paying in counts for nothing, but if you are a scumbag with multiple kids from multiple , unknown fathers you are fawned upon and provided with all your needs (alcohol, fags etc.) .
        It’s a great system no wonder the country is on its backside.

        • 87
          Cato Street Conspirator says:

          It’s called ‘social security’. It’s for people who need it – not whingers like you with a tidy packet tucked away.

          • rick says:

            So your solution is to penalise the responsible and to reward people for living a feckless life?

          • Irma Soshulist-andlove-otherpeoples'-money says:

            People who need it … because they’ve pissed all their own money up the wall

            or breed children they can’t afford

        • 91
          rick says:

          +100,000

        • 97
          M says:

          Working and giving it to the state who then says “tough shit we spent it on us , now get to work & give us some more ”
          Funny , the government are trying to combat modern day slavery by putting up jail terms .

    • 13
      Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

      The Tories and the Tory press are a bunch of hypocrites. They say they want to cut immigration but Dave and Co are all for extending the EU to countries like Turkey and Ukraine, which automatically means allowing millions more people free entry into the UK.

      • 15
        Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

        Build it up and they will come.

        • 63
          Psyche the Dog says:

          There be a another reason for Dave doing it, more people means a greater demand for homes greater demand means rents go up, more houses sold, and the more houses sold greater he price of land goes up, see who would benefit from higher land house prices, higher rents and you have your answer

          • Dae says:

            Can’t be true otherwise Shelter would oppose unnecessary immigration, but they have no view on the subject

      • 17
        One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

        I say one thing and then do the complete opposite! I’m a jolly good politician, eh, what what?

        Tally ho!

        • 140
          Psyche the Dog says:

          ” Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave)” don’t you think they are quite capable of doing that without Dave

      • 20
        Handycock whipping it out says:

        Send them all to Portsmouth. I will fix the planning permissions and my boys will build the flats for them, laundering their ill gotten gains, and we will all get richer. Boaz.

        • 134
          Pompey Voter says:

          Big day for you today Handy? Maybe the girl will settle after all if you offer her enough. At least you would then be able to enjoy the sun at your villa in Spain over Christmas.

      • 31
        Ma­qb­­oul says:

        Those kebabs won’t cook themselves y’know.

      • 89
        Cato Street Conspirator says:

        ‘They say they want to cut immigration but Dave and Co are all for extending the EU to countries like Turkey and Ukraine, which automatically means allowing millions more people free entry into the UK.’

        That’s because EU ‘free movement of labour’ isn’t any more immigration than people moving from Wales to England or England to Scotland. It’s immigration by another name, sure.

    • 19
      A Useless Twat says:

      ESA
      If you have been stupid to work for as long as possible and pay your taxes and N.I. and also be stupid enough to put a little money aside each month for your old age, you really are a Pratt, because if there comes a time when you need help from the state,due to ill health they will say no, you cant work but you have some money in the bank, it doesn’t matter that you have paid in for decades you get nothing.
      A good analogy would be winning the lottery going to the office to collect the money and find that they have looked at your finances and say you have got enough money so we aren’t going to pay out.
      It seems that paying in counts for nothing, but if you are a scumbag with multiple kids from multiple , unknown fathers you are fawned upon and provided with all your needs (alcohol, fags etc.) .
      It’s a great system no wonder the country is on its backside.

      • 29
        Village Idiot says:

        …The country could manage its’ sick ,elderly and disabled perfectly well until 1975 .
        … Then we became more enmeshed with Europe and all its’ consequences,which is plain to see.This was when you stopped being an individual and became a particular group,i.e.sick or disabled.
        .. The young are being peddled a myth that without Europe their jobs are under threat,whereas the truth is the reverse,and Europe has made it more difficult for our young to prosper than it would have been without Europe.
        …There are two ways to change this,the one being the ballot box.the other…….?

        • 40
          Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

          To be fair many jobs are dependent on the EU, like human trafficking.

          • DAVE CAMERMONG WORSE PM THAN GORDON McMAD says:

            We can no longer afford to let the great unwashed retire at 65 on a pittance of a pension , that they have paid for all their lives
            As we now have to give all our money to our EU masters so they can live their lavish lifestyles in the full public gaze off the backs of the taxpayers

            .
            MP’s pensions are of course exempt from all these recent cuts

    • 41
      Rudolf. says:

      OK. I give up. Who’s it supposed to be?

    • 88
      voice of the people. says:

      Merry Xmas you bunch of thieving, drunken, lying chancers.

  2. 2

    This Christmas, let’s all adopt a North Korean

    Unless someone has a better idea
    TEMPORARY lodgings are being sought for most of North Korea’s 25 million people.
    Experts said that if each North Korean is guaranteed warm, dry accommodation, it will be much easier to get them all the hell out of there.

    Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “I know that when you see them on television, they seem happy to be ruled by maniacs, but they’re obviously just pretending.

    “By combining five or six reasonably well equipped armies we could form a humanitarian corridor. At that point, many North Korean soldiers will take the opportunity to slip out of their uniforms.

    “The South will be able to house several million, but in order to ensure the orderly evacuation of North Korea, we are going to need your spare room.

    “We did it for annoying urban children during the war and we can do it again.

    “And hey, if you’re lucky enough to be the Marquis of Bath you could put up two or three North Korean families and not even know they were there.

    “So this Christmas, if you have a spare room, pledge it to a North Korean.”

    Professor Brubaker added: “It won’t be for very long. Without anyone to oppress, the ruling elite will have nothing to do but execute each other until all that’s left is Kim Jong Un looking in the mirror suspiciously before blowing his fat little brains out.

    “And then everyone can go home.”

  3. 3
    Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

    What is the cost of paying for our MPs compared to the cost of paying for all the EU’s expenses? If MPs deserve more pay they should be doing more work not less. But most of their work is now done by others abroad over whom we have no control. That is the big scandal. It is a ‘cost of politicians’ crisis.

    • 6
      Lou Scannon says:

      How soon can we dig up Mandella and stage another funeral ? That way we’d at least get a load of these troughing bastards out of the way again for a while.

      • 43
        Anonymous says:

        This guy mandelay must have been big in the bbc.
        Brian Redhead only got four days of bbc mourning.

        • 82
          Psyche the Dog says:

          I remember Brian Redhead, he is the guy who was accused of favouring Liebore by a then Tory minister, as an aside later he said, actually vote Consersative, the chap I voted for is a bit of a rebel Tory, not just a yes man.

      • 44
        Anonymous says:

        This guy mandelar must have been big in the bbc.

        Brian Redhead only got four days of bbc mourning.

  4. 4
    • 8
      Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

      Let’s face it, the Europeans have got us by the cos-sacks.

    • 60
      The British media are cunts says:

      When will you lot get it? The Tory scum want more immigration, it creates an ever bigger workforce prepared to work for well below minimum wage making fat Tory cuunts even richer.

      Oh and most of those fat Tory cuunts don’t even live in the UK, they live in their tax havens.

  5. 7
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    2020 District nurses jobs lost, slashed by quarter since 2010 http://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/nhs-nurse-shortages-over-quarter-2928157

    Vote Tory !

    Hear ! Hear !

    • 9
      Dave wants Turkish immigrants too says:

      And yet the Tories are paying far more for the bottomless pit that is the NHS than ever before. So where is all the money going?

    • 24
      Mr Obvious says:

      Vote Labour and get Andy Burnham covering up all the deaths again.

      Vote UKIP.

    • 69
      David Cameron says:

      I will cut the deficit, not the NHS.

      • 112
        Old China Hand says:

        Stop giving our tax money as aid to China. They have a robot on the moon, you moron. They don’t need foreign aid, let along foreign aid money you have borrowed from our grandchildren.

  6. 11
    Flower power says:

    Wot, no snow ?

    • 16
      Bernie Madoff says:

      Only if you run a pyramid scheme.

    • 52
      British Travelling Public says:

      13 degrees at 6am(!!!) in West Midlands with light rain as I walked to station…we want our snow back(er probably not as the Transport System will shut down at the first sign of a few flakes or even dread leaves)

      • 82
        Nontaxable pikey says:

        Too late, its all been hikacked by those Followers of Islam in the middle east. 60 cm in parts of Syria. We will have to buy it back from the Snopec countries

    • 125
      Nigellissima says:

      Speak for yourself deary

  7. 18
    I says:

    Is it Ed Balls?

    • 22
      Whiffler says:

      Is it Andy Murray ? The comments do come over with a boring voice.

      • 33
        DAVE CAMERMONG WORSE PM THAN GORDON McMAD says:

        Andy Murray , He’s got the trophy
        When does he get the personality ?

        FFS That would be like giving Nelson Mandela the Nobel peace prize

        • 126
          Anonymous says:

          Sports Personality – an oxymoron that ranks alongside
          Socialist Worker
          Military Intelligence
          Care in the Community
          Community Policing
          Benefits of Multiculturalism

  8. 21
    Lets Fuck says:

    ESA
    If you have been stupid to work for as long as possible and pay your taxes and N.I. and also be stupid enough to put a little money aside each month for your old age, you really are a Pratt, because if there comes a time when you need help from the state,due to ill health they will say no, you cant work but you have some money in the bank, it doesn’t matter that you have paid in for decades you get nothing.
    A good analogy would be winning the lottery going to the office to collect the money and find that they have looked at your finances and say you have got enough money so we aren’t going to pay out.
    It seems that paying in counts for nothing, but if you are a scumbag with multiple kids from multiple , unknown fathers you are fawned upon and provided with all your needs (alcohol, fags etc.) .
    It’s a great system no wonder the country is on its backside.

  9. 25
    albacore says:

    But they’d be a real bargain at, ooh – twice the price
    After all, ain’t they British? – so whatever slice
    Of our borrowed money is lining their pockets
    At least it ain’t fuelling fancy foreign rockets

  10. 26
    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest man in politics says:

    Soon be Xmas. And that last Xmas that Scots have to endure under the crushing yoke of English colonial oppression at that! Ya bas!

    • 37
      The English says:

      We’ll keep our fingers crossed for you.

    • 64
      Fog says:

      If only…everyone knows the answer will be ‘no’ wasting more British taxpayers money on a pointless referendum. I hope I’m wrong.

    • 66
      The British media are cunts says:

      We have some presents for you Salmond. RBS and HBOS. Oh and you can have Gordon Brown as your queen.

  11. 27
    Fbi says:

    Santa is Ed the Balls who looks good in that outfit
    He has no xmas spirit All his presents are all the costs for increased spending. He is the real SCROUGE

  12. 28
    DAVE CAMERMONG WORE PM THAN GORDON McMAD says:

    Lets not forget that our EU masters are desperate to get the Ukraine on board
    in their quest to destroy Britain , on the way to global domination
    I seem to remember a similar plan by Germany and their French collaborators about 70 years ago

    • 30
      DAVE CAMERMONG WORSE PM THAN GORDON McMAD says:

      My “S” key got stuck

    • 47
      Gatekeeper says:

      This has been a long term plan since the mid 90s when it became clear the Russian Federal state was likely to be weak for at least a couple for decades and that all the former ‘front line’ states of the old Warsaw Pact wanted EU/NATO membership pronto as insurance against the day the Russians were on the mend. The EU really wanted to ensure that there was no possibility of Russia ever having an economic/military bloc that could challenge them again. The final stage of this would be to secure the membership of former Soviet States in to the EU (the Baltic States were a special case) the Ukraine is prime state for this. By far the most economically developed and in a key strategic space. Get the Ukraine in the EU/NATO and any planned Russian Bloc is dead in the water.
      Putin is very keen to stop this and suspect he’ll even stir up a civil war in the Ukraine to do so.
      The real issue is that here is a long term strategic foreign policy pursued without any recourse the British electorate but happily supported by our elite.

      • 96
        Cato Street Conspirator says:

        Couldn’t Jock Salmond organise a Scottish style referendum in the Ukraine?

  13. 35
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    A weekend of booze, debauchery and fantastic shagging….only another 2 weeks of the same to go.

  14. 38
    DAVE CAMERMONG WORSE PM THAN GORDON McMAD says:

    I have set funds aside on our sink estates for all the new members of the Christmas Pudding club

    • 42
      C.O.Jones says:

      Surely you mean Bun In The Oven Club as they rush to get the last one.

      • 57
        DAVE CAMERMONG WORSE PM THAN GORDON McMAD says:

        Yes indeed , i have set aside funds for all government breeding programmes including the “Why not Stuff a real turkey this Christmas club” and the now well established “Why not cum in and empty your sack club” and the well funded “I only cum once a year but when i do i fill your stockings club”
        Not forgetting the “It’s alright you are my second cousin club”

  15. 39
    Inquisitive says:

    Another example of Tory hypercriticism, or just gross incompetence?

    http://tinyurl.com/netft7v

    • 50
      Ah! but says:

      If it would pay for a thousand nurses here, it would pay for a million there. Humanity gains.

  16. 45
    Chuka uses his Sister Chichi to further his political Career. says:

  17. 46
    Tony Blair says:

    Merry Christmas Chilcot, the cheque is in the post.

  18. 48
    That's clever says:

    Peter O’Toole puts off dying until after the Mandela shindig.

  19. 51
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Interesting statistic.
    The number of MPs who are ex manual workers declined from 95 in 1997 to 25 in 2010.
    The HoC now has far too many slimy professional politicians like Dave, Miliprat and Nickelarse who have never done, and could not do, a day’s proper work.
    They have a complete lack of experience of ordinary life.

    • 54
      Banned says:

      Winston Churchill was a qualified bricklayer…fact.

      • 61
        The present bunch have not a single statesman between them says:

        True.He built parts of Chartwell as well, painted, wrote best selling romantic novels and works on Marlborough, Second World War and the inter-war years, and biography about his father Lord Randolph to pay the bills, put down rebellions and strikes, dervishes and boers, prophessied the iron curtain AND still had time to win WW2 !!!

      • 128
        Boer says:

        Winston Churchill was a squaddie, fact.

  20. 53
    UKIP or bust says:

    Does anybody know why we have to give Barroso 53 million pounds every DAY of the year to be told what we can and can’t do?

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/336667/Now-our-payments-to-the-EU-hit-53m-each-day

    It makes no sense at all.

    • 59
      Dimmy Dave's Doubled the Debt says:

      It’s worse than that. Dimmy Dave will have given the EU £20 billion this year, but it rises to £22 billion next year. That’s £60,273,972 per day.

      Well done, Dimmy Dave! Another milestone.

      • 68
        Screwed Taxpayer says:

        Perhaps the Indians will load the fucker on to the next space mission to Mars.

        He will need something to do after we’ve ejected him in 2015

      • 76
        David Cameron says:

        I’ve cut the EU budget, remember?

        • 114
          Old China Hand says:

          Cut the foreign aid budget to China you idiot. And sack Greening while you are about it.

      • 86
        Nontaxable pikey says:

        Millstone, not milestone.

      • 106
        Vlad the Loudhailer says:

        That’s appropriately £200/income tax payer or as tax is really work for nothing, this represents 20 hours work for no pay so Barroso, Kinnock Clegg et al can all get their fat pensions. 100% taxation is slavery so how enslaved do our politicians feel is acceptable for us plebs 40%, 50%, 60%? Do tell

        • 116
          The European Court says:

          Think of it as 20 hours community service for the crime of not being either German or French enough

    • 77
      Ted Heath says:

      It was my idea

  21. 56
    Banned says:

    How can somebody with no personality (except an occasional sulking moody one) be made personality of the year?

  22. 62
    DOOMED DAVE SINGLE TERM DISASTER says:

    I have about as much chance of winning the next election as England have of retaining the ashes

  23. 71
    The Lobbyist says:

    It’s definitely Frank Dobson……

  24. 73
    Lost in Clacton says:

    We are all in this together.

    • 80
      Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

      The thing all MPs / Politicians are in together is Mendacity & Manipulation
      that is the Common Purpose they all share in controlling the filthy stinking
      smelly masses as they purloin from the public purse at every available
      opportunity, in every increasing ways & every increasing amounts.

      This is what is laughing called British Democracy

      Its now time for real change……..

    • 94
      Fly me to the moon says:

      You stay in “this” if you want to.

  25. 74
    Fatty Pang says:

    To All Staff.

    Supremely well done to all Staff who bravely ventured to South Africa to cover the recent totally unexpected tragic death.

    We will be holding a whole series of major self-congratulatory piss-ups through Winterval and New Year, all funded by the admiring and grateful licence fee payers.

  26. 78
    Ah! dear says:

    “Shocking figures reveal one in ten people in England have been homeless at some point.”

    Happened to me. I had to live in a caravan for a few weeks while I waited for the central heating in my new £1M house to be commissioned. How we suffered

    • 101
      The Village Idiot says:

      Is it any wonder that hordes of Bulgarians & Romanians are already in transit
      to the UK, ready for when the flood gates are flung open even wider to let
      more & more of them in from 1st Jan 2014 but most probably the doors
      will be quietly fully opened before this date to accommodate them as our
      Wide Open Borders Agency could not care a less & fully endorsed by our
      political detached cocooned elite of Cons*LieLabor*LebDims alliance.

      How many of them will be allowed in on forged documents & from where,
      will it be 1M?, 2M?, 3M?…….?????

    • 103
      FUCK EU says:

      I used to suffer child abuse
      as a child i was also forced to spend two weeks every year in a caravan in Wales

  27. 85
    Has the BBC Done? says:

    Is that it? Is it safe to come out or have the BBC got more Mandela yet to broadcast?

  28. 92
    Harriet Harms-kids says:

    Hey kids! Who’d like some PIE?!

  29. 93
    Hic says:

    Is that a cartoon of Eric Joyce?

  30. 95
    Same old bullshit says:

    So, slavery punishment to be upgraded from 14 years to life. When was the last time anyone in Britain got 14 years for slavery, more bullshit from a dying entity?

  31. 108
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    England team should forfeit the next 2 Tests along with their first-class flights home. 45 days by sea should give time to reflect.

  32. 142
    Spearmint Elephant says:

    Thrown out of Lapland for getting too excited


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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