December 16th, 2013

Loony Labour Candidate: Don’t Criticise Kim Jong-Un


As the world reacts to crazy Korean dictator Kim Jong-un executing his uncle for, among other disloyalties, not clapping enough, Ed Miliband might want to have a word with his newly selected candidate for Chippenham, Wilts.

As Guido revealed in the yesterday’s Sun, Andy Newman reckons: “Britain has no moral authority to criticise North Korea.”

The barmy trade union organiser also attacked British soldiers for serving in Afghanistan, says that Stalin improved living standards and that the Berlin Wall was a success. Where do they find these people?


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    In the Labour Party simple really

    • 9
      u nit says:

      yep – central casting

      • 35
        tune up says:

        tune up boys and girls.
        t une.

        it is sSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTIIIIeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNN way .

    • 15
      Bill d'Sarse says:

      It’s the Labour Party that has no moral authority to criticise North Korea. North Korea are bloody amateurs compared to Labour. Execute a man for not clapping enough? They killed patients for having the temerity to take up a hospital bed.

      • 39
        Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants and Criminals says:

        Yes, Belsen Burnham exterminated thousands of patients and he’s still getting away with it.

        • 51
          M says:

          Funny how the “black death” killed people equally now that’s proper socialism ,
          And if you you tried to change the way to live you’ve you got more chance of staying alive with the “Black Death” .
          So everyone , which one would you vote for .?

    • 30
      stein way says:


      mo neygru ub
      africa. europe. asia
      world. fit. time
      end. no. on
      physical. question perfect

    • 48
      Diddley says:

      Well, behind the labour party is a c*nt factory. It’s working like crazy to keep up with demand….

    • 50
      Mr I M Jolly says:

      Liar bore twats & muppets don’t live in the real world…l

  2. 2
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:


  3. 3
    Kamakazi Candidate says:

    Must be on Drugs. Loadsa MOD estate around Chippenham.

    • 40
      Hobo humping Solbo babe says:

      Mostly closed now, only a few bits left

      • 52
        Kamakazi Candidate says:

        Ah. Now populated by wealthy lefties then. Explains that Loony Councillor that wanted every exception for the “moslem race” featured on this site a few months ago.

  4. 4
    Fishy says:

    This is a wind-up…isn’t it?

    I’m turning the BBC News on for confirmation.

  5. 5
    Former Uncle (now deceased) says:

    They find them in the upper (non-working) ranks of the trades unions.

  6. 6
    Red Ed says:

    I think it’s a jolly good thing for Labour to recruit candidates who aren’t afraid to kill their relatives.

    Why, I stabbed my very own brother in the back…

  7. 7
    Perse O'Nalley says:

    A twat by any other name!

  8. 8
    A. N. Idiot says:

    Well, lets be fair here. I wouldn’t criticise Kim Hunt-Un in his presence. Or call him Kim Hunt-Un within 30 miles of the murderous lunatic. Might get blown up with a mortar or summat.

    But then, what the fuck would I be doing in North Korea. Im not a fucking idiot.

  9. 10
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    They find them under a stone.

    • 47
      Non taxable pikey says:

      He will stay under the stone too. At the last election Labour got around 5% of the vote. Unfortunately a PPE specialist i.e. never done a days work in his life LibDem won it.

  10. 11
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    They all come from Red Central Casting & there are loads more
    of them just awaiting there turn…..including an every growing
    pile of dogs shit adorned with a red rose

    What more guarantees would Red Ed’s ZanuLIeLabor need for
    success at the ballot box plus gerry/mandered postal Str/aw votes…..

  11. 12
    Where do they find these people? says:

    Landfill sites?

    • 16
      Labour's supporters are worthless subhuman retarded filth says:

      That’s where they should put them.

      • 42
        Toxic Labour for Spongers, Parasites, Immigrants and Criminals says:

        That’s a very unfair statement we need Labour to show everyone how corrupt a political party can be.

  12. 14
    A. N. Idiot says:

    Damned rude word filter. For Hunt read Charlie Uniforn November Tango. You know, what Gordon Brown is. He was also an unelected psychotic lunatic with absolutely no grasp of economics.

  13. 17
    Chris Patten says:

    Seems a perfectly rational point of view to me and it is our duty to represent this to our viewers and listeners – we are a broad church here at the BBC and represent all views from left to extreme left without prejudice. We will despatch 140 correspondents to Wiltshire for full coverage as soon as they return from the Mandelafest.

  14. 18
    sussex carol says:

    Presumably he’s a pal of lenmcclusky. About what one would expect of leftwing labour union luvvies.

    • 22
      A. N. Idiot says:

      Yep, Kim Jong Un is a good friend of Red Ken. Never knew the murderous tyrant was a labour union dude though.

      Well, we live and learn.

  15. 20
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We will not be reporting this as our schedules are full of glorious Madiba coverage.

  16. 23
    Hughguv says:

    Given that Labour managed approx. 7% of the vote in the 2010 election in Chippenham, we can rest assured that he will not be elected.

  17. 24
    Pie Keys R Us says:

    Just 16 days to go eengleesh.

  18. 25
    Fuck the DPRK says:

    Commie peasant filth.

  19. 26
    Red Ed Milibland says:

    Uncle Len ought to watch out!

  20. 27
    Penfold says:

    One would think that the selection process used by Labour would eliminate such delusional, disconnected types.


    Oh well, it was a thought.

    • 54
      NE Frontiersman says:

      ‘Ex-Labour councillor steals almost £100,000 from charity’
      From today’s Waltham Forest Guardian. Except that he only became Ex when he was caught.
      A rigorous selection process was doubtless carried out to sift out unworthy candidates.

  21. 28
    Owen Jones says:

    Don’t encourage him; it only makes all us rational-minded Commies look bad.

    • 37
      Lady Lord says:

      About time they found you a safe seat as well, young Owen.

      You will soon be in the Cabinet, with your charm and wit for all of us to hear.

      I can’t wait.

  22. 29
    altruism in industry says:

    Is that new man in the gender stereotyping sense ?

  23. 31
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    When Kim Wrong ‘Un gets the chop I hope the BBC send all 2000 TV crews to cover his funeral (they were expendable).

  24. 32
    Jacko says:

    If this was a Tory lauding totalitarianism the BBC would be having a field day. Needless to say this numpty will be overlooked by the Beeb because he is Labour and therefore it’s ok.

  25. 34
    Slave Labour are a plague of leeches! says:

    Where do they (labour)
    find these people?

    From the sewers!

  26. 36
    Swindon lad says:

    Known Andy for years, he was a member of & stood for in Swindon various left wing parties. Suddenly he joined Labour (as they were now closer to his point of view) & stood for them in 2012 in a target ward (v Lib Dems) where he (& 2 others, inc the Labour ppc for Devizes, as it was an all out election) lost badly

  27. 38
    Eric Hobsbawn's Fabian Solutions says:

    Amateur ! I advocated genocide not just the odd execution.

  28. 41
    Moral Authority says:


  29. 43
    Scottish Chav says:

    just the man to be put in charge of exterminating the white anglosaxon scum infesting the united socialist muslim states of benefitstan

  30. 44
    Galloway, G. the noo and hoots says:

    Say what you want about Kim Jong-un, ye’ve got tae admire his indefatigability.

  31. 45
    Rob says:

    Why the anger over Kim Jong Loon offing a senior Communist? One fewer in the world, that’s what I say. This bloke wasn’t some amiable old chap, he was a senior man in the regime and would have had more than enough blood on his hands.

    One down, about 95 million to go.

  32. 46
    Ed, Red or dead and you will obey our dear leader. says:

    Well actually old Hobspawn black hearted commie and mentor to the young Miliband pups – could never find it in himself to criticize old Joe who offed the Kulaks in their millions. Mao had a cultural revolution and killed an estimated 30 mil’, then Pol Pot sent them back to the fields in a repeat but not quite so many killed – N Korea they’re part of the axis and the dear leader is now starving his nation – ‘kill the people’ and anyway Ed’s dad said it was all OK to do Marxist stuff.

    Whatever Andy wothisname said, that was the sin, the stupid bit – that he uttered publicly the Zanu Labour tenets. By all the gods of Asgard and the trolls of Unite, everyone and his dog knows this is exactly how Zanu Labour think but most of them know better than to blab it to the world.

    Red alert!
    Let loose the running dogs of Trotskyism, common purpose and cultural Marxism, soon in 2015 a cultural revolution will arrive in Britain.

  33. 55
    The British Public says:

    North Korea is none of our business.

  34. 57
    ruled by twits says:

    They find most of them on the playing fields of Eton and Harrow, don’t they?

  35. 58
    Adophle Milliband says:

    Oh I dont know, theres nowt wrong with a bit of communism. A good purge now and then cleanses the leaderships, brings in new ideas.

  36. 59
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Let’s leave Andy ‘Cardinal’ Newman alone, Guido.

    The more candidates like him, the better.

  37. 60
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    Kim Jong Un is a fucking lightweight compared to Labour. Them hunts have been getting away with it for fucking decades.

  38. 61
    Neil Murray says:

    I suppose this twit (A) was brought in from Unite or the RMT , no idea of the real world, i suppose all that free speech in North Korea probably helped him . He should be tried for treason, besmirching our soldiers defies belief.

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