December 13th, 2013

Quote of the Day

Ed Miliband tweets to latest celeb selfie pal Lily Allen:

“Lovely to see you last night!”


8 Comments

  1. 1
    Arse says:

    Pass the sick bag.

  2. 2
    my eyes hurt says:

    please don’t post the picture, it’s dire

  3. 3
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Lily Allen & Ed Miliband. Their Song:

    “Not Fair”

    Oh he treats me with respect
    he says he loves me all the time
    he calls me fifteen times a day
    he likes to make sure that I’m fine

    You know I’ve never met a man
    who’s made me feel quite so secure
    he’s not like all them other boys
    they’re all so dumb and immature

    There’s just one thing
    that’s getting in the way
    when we go up to bed
    you’re just no good
    it’s such a shame

    I look into your eyes
    I want to get to know you
    and then you make this noise
    and it’s apparent it’s all over

    It’s not fair
    and I think you’re really mean
    I think you’re really mean
    I think you’re really mean

    Oh, you’re supposed to care
    don’t you never make me scream
    you never make me scream

    Oh, it’s not fair
    and it’s really not ok
    it’s really not ok
    it’s really not ok

    Oh, you’re supposed to care
    but all you do is take
    yeah all you do is take

    Oh I lie here in the wet patch
    in the middle of the bed
    I’m feeling pretty damn hard done by
    I spent ages giving head

    Then I remember all the nice things
    that you’ve ever said to me
    maybe I’m just overreacting
    maybe you’re the one for me

    There’s just one thing
    that’s getting in the way
    when we go up to bed
    you’re just no good
    it’s such a shame

    I look into your eyes
    I want to get to know you
    and then you make this noise
    and it’s apparent it’s all over

    It’s not fair
    and I think you’re really mean
    I think you’re really mean
    I think you’re really mean

    Oh, you’re supposed to care
    don’t you never make me scream
    you never make me scream

    Oh, it’s not fair
    and it’s really not ok
    it’s really not ok
    it’s really not ok

    Oh, you’re supposed to care
    but all you do is take
    yeah all you do is take

    There’s just one thing
    that’s getting in the way
    when we go up to bed
    you’re just no good
    it’s such a shame

    I look into your eyes
    I want to get to know you
    and then you make this noise
    and it’s apparent it’s all over

    It’s not fair
    and I think you’re really mean
    I think you’re really mean
    I think you’re really mean

    Oh, you’re supposed to care
    don’t you never make me scream
    you never make me scream

    Oh, it’s not fair
    and it’s really not ok
    it’s really not ok
    it’s really not ok

    Oh, you’re supposed to care
    but all you do is take
    yeah all you do is take

  4. 4
    jock aero-dromey says:

    will it stand up in court?

  5. 6
    Alex says:

    Just another example of how out of touch Ed is – he thinks that she’s still as relevant to the kids as she (never) was when she first started releasing music.

    Too dumb to see she’s a spoiled little rich kid just like Ed himself, he thinks that associating himself with her will give him much needed credibility with “da yoof”

    Adorably tragic!


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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