December 11th, 2013

PMQs Live Chat: Selfie Respect Edition

Comments in the comments please…


111 Comments

  1. 1
    Dave says:

    Anyone for a Selfie?

    • 8
    • 9
      bіllуbumington69@nonce.com says:

      Just email me for pics of my cock

      • 26
        Blair watch says:

        When they booed Bush yesterday, did anyone else notice Bliar sitting on his own at the back looking just a tad uncomfortable, and as shifty as f*ck always.

    • 36
      Gordon Brown says:

      I am important too

    • 82
      Hergé says:

      Cameron made a good crack in response to last question of PMQs for 2013 from LibDem MP Martin Horwood MP for Cheltenham regarding the so called “selfie”…” In the spirit of cross party frco-operation I was asked by a member of the Kinnock family for a photo for the album and I obliged”

      Balls was at it again on the front bench making inanne hand motions pointing downwards when Cameron was answering Miliband’s question on cost of living…Cameron again cracked a quick response…”After last week the Hon Gentleman still hasn’t learnt and continues to heckle and make hand gestures from a sedentary position on the front bench…well I can tell the Hon Gentleman that the only thing going downwards is HIS career(even Miliband laughed at THAT one

    • 98

      NOT AGAIN DAVE !!

      You said you ve already given yourself two !! this morning whilst Sam was asleep !!

  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:

    Selfie Respecting

  3. 3
    Ollie Cromwell says:

    Will Miliband go for it despite the leftie hero Obama being party to selfiegate.

  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    more pay, more jobs – for mp’s

  5. 5
    Ollie Cromwell says:

    Totty watch

  6. 6
    Fishy says:

    So Foghorn Reeves has just confirmed that the State Pension will be included in a welfare cap.

    This means that people who have paid into their occupational pension all of their life may not now get the state pension that they have also paid for.

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Must have a fucking big watch to hide all thsoe people

  8. 10
    Cheeky Mili says:

    Dave should point out that he doesn’t work with Miliband and that Miliband works with him

  9. 11
    Ed Miliband says:

    Obama left me by my selfie

  10. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    Can we see the Miliband /Clinton selfie? Oh that’s right Clinton didn’t know who he is

  11. 13
    P l e b says:

    Are they all back from Africa then?

  12. 17
    Gawd Help Us says:

    More plants than Chelsea flower show.

    • 21
      MP who wishes to remain anonymous says:

      Does the PM agree with the question he told me to ask?

      • 76
        PM who wishes to take a few selfies says:

        That’s a very good question, the honourable member raises an important point and one I wholeheartedly support.

  13. 18
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Don’t insult him today Dave.

  14. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Loon-watch

  15. 20
    Mitch says:

    How much money do millionaire property owners get per week, Michael Meacher?

  16. 23
    P l e b says:

    Lloyds Bank:

    Of the Board members & their Directors – who will face any legal process or sanction? Socialise the profits & nationalise the losses.

  17. 24
    Henry Cooper says:

    Jackie Doyle looks like a bruiser

    • 102

      YEAH BUTCH’YOU COULD DECK ER WIV YOUR LEFT HOOK AAHR ENERY

      JUST LIKE YOU DID CASSIUS CLAY WIV ENERYS AMMER AT WEMBLEY ALL THOSE YEARS AGO

      ( the fact he got up and proceeded to beat you to a pukp is irrelevant ! )

  18. 27
    Tom Harris says:

    £150 a year is nothing to people like me.

  19. 28
    Albert says:

    Cameron has just claimed that Labour put pensions up by 75p a week and the Tories have put up pensions by 15 pounds a week. I do not recall my pension going up by that much in one year!!! Another Cameron lie?

    • 38
      Little Britain says:

      You have to be a gay bummer to get the extra £15.

    • 52
      Dave 'hand down the Danish PM's blouse' Cameron says:

      So, senile dementia has set in then, Albert.

    • 64
      Brown Balls says:

      Here, here!

      I look forward to going back to the unimpeachable standards of truth, integrity and honesty found under the last Labour Govt. Who can forget the immortal ‘We have abolished Boom and Bust’ Brown.

      I am sure Dr Kelly would agree that Blair and Cambell were utterly correct in their reporting and actions concerning Iraq.

      Not to mention the factual accuracy of James (crisis, what crisis?) Callaghan and Harold (I wasn’t shagging the lady in Lavender) Wilson .

      What a pity Kinochio never made it to No 10. His greatest works of truth are to be found in the (still unsigned) accounts of the Europenean Union.

  20. 29
    Must have drove him nuts that tweet says:

    Is Gordon in the house or still in his hotel room making Sarah tweet apologies and corrections?

  21. 29
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  22. 31
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Dave with a good dig at Balls….

  23. 34
    Dave's nasty Streak says:

    Dave must learn to Not allow Bollock Ed to wind him up.

  24. 35
    Fishy says:

    Balls gives the Squeaker a death stare after Mr Squeaker admonishes a Labour MP. That was never supposed to happen.

    Squeaker off message?

    • 107

      MR JERCOW SAYS

      I HAVE TOLD THE HOUSE SEVERAL TIMES — MY NAME IS NOT MISTER SQUEAKER .

      MY FULL TITLE IS THE RT HON BUBBLE AND SQUEAKER GIVEN MY PROPENSITY TO PUFF UP MY SMALL FRAME TO A DIMENSION OF SELF IMPORTANCE UNIMAGINED BY MY PREDECESSORS IN THIS CHAIR . THANK YOU .

  25. 37
    UKIP voter says:

    Dave you are going to be wiped out in May 2014 and then again in May 2015

  26. 39
    David 'Selfie Master' Cameron PM says:

    Here George and Theresa pose with me on the front bench for my twitter followers!

  27. 39
    Nigel Evans says:

    What does my right honourable friend think of the multiple serious sexual assault charges made against me?

    • 65
      Earl of Croydon says:

      I think there must be some sort of credibility in gay sex charges.
      I didn’t notice Stuart Hall on Its a Knockout whilst awaiting trial.

  28. 41
    M103 says:

    So National Insurance is now “Job Tax”?

    Then don’t complain when people talk about “The Evil Bedroom Tax”

    • 45
      rededmumsweepingpissflaps says:

      Ed Ed – pass the tena’s and a few tea towels

    • 46
      Fishy says:

      Because National Insurance IS a Tax…the spare room subsidy isn’t.

      • 49
        rededmumsweepingpissflaps says:

        One cannot be taxed on something one does not earn M. It is simply a reduction on what they receive from our taxes – not a tax in any way. Stupid socialist c**ts

    • 72
      Raving Loon says:

      NI is a tax on having a job (or giving someone a job).

      The “Bedroom Tax” is a reduction in welfare, paid for by the taxation of others.

      If you can’t tell the difference, I feel sorry for you.

    • 96
      My money given to other people to do nowt says:

      Bollocks. NI is money employers/employees have to hand over.
      The “evil bedroom tax” (sic) is a reduction in the money given to people for doing fuck all.

  29. 42
    The British Public says:

    Syria is one of our business

  30. 47
    nellnewman says:

    Cameron constantly banging on about tax cuts for the low paid.

    I’ve got news for you, Dave. Some people’s income is so low that they don’t even pay tax. How about helping them, you dozy dickhead.

  31. 50
    Huntwatch says:

    Same old pantomime – the Prime Minister refuses to say Yes or No (with as much qualification as he might wish). A spineless man, in my view. Utterly spineless. A man of conviction will answer a question

  32. 51
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  33. 57
    Insomniac says:

    I luv Rachel Reevezzzzzzzzzzz.

  34. 59
    Huntwatch says:

    I note that Nadhim Zahawi and Kwasi Karteng are not on the Daily Politics to emphasise their beliefs that MP’s should get a thirty per cent pay increase. Instead we get Multi-millionaire Hammond who moved his Business Offshore to a Tax Haven and doesn’t need a piddling eleven per cent pay rise

    • 70
      Like flies round shit says:

      “Nadhim Zahawi and Kwasi Karteng” – only 30%.

      Seems far too low for the enrichment that they and their brothers and sisters have graciously provided for the British people.

  35. 63
    The British Public says:

    No announcement on Chris Patten’s arrest?

  36. 73
    Shooty* says:

    Didn’t catch it. Was it a clear win for Mr Miliband, as the BBC would say?

  37. 77
    Huntwatch says:

    Cameron distancing himself from Osborne and implicitly accepting that living standards have been falling.

    Side stepping a question in the house and deftly dropping his chancellor & Clegg in the deep and brown stuff..

    One minutes clever answer could open up some pain for others.

    • 97
      Newt says:

      Of course living standards have been falling. Brown and Balls firehosed the economy over a cliff. We have to pay for it.

  38. 79
    cheche says:

    Even SKY news can only count the numbers waiting to see Mandela in their ” hundreds”

  39. 81
    Necklace says:

    Is Dave going back to South Africa again for some more mourning?

  40. 84
    LOL Cameron says:

    I thought a selfie was a wank until I was caught red handed

  41. 109

    AND SO … WITH THE LAST PMQ S OF THE SESSION THE REPTILES ARE WINDING DOWN FOR ANOTHER GOODFEW WEEKS AWAY FROM WESTMINSTER TO CELEBRATE WINTERVAL WHICH ENCOMPASSES EVERYTHING FROM FROM THE HUMANIST AGNOSTIC SEANCE TO DIWALI .

    THAT MEANS THEY LL BE “WORKING IN THEIR CONSTITUENCIES ” TILL AT LEAST MID JANUARY AND SHORTLY THEREAFTER LOOKING FORWARD TO THE HALF TERM BREAK WHICH OF COURSE PRECEDES THE EASTER RECESS.

    HEIGH – HO OPEN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF KRUG DEAREST ….

  42. 110
    Insectology says:

    Woo hoo! Tax-free Xenuphilia! Unfortunately, not yet Toxo free.

  43. 111
    shurdyrover says:

    TWEET of the DAY by Debbie Abrahams has been removed Guido!


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