December 11th, 2013

PMQs Live Chat: Selfie Respect Edition


111 Comments

  1. 1
    Dave says:

    Anyone for a Selfie?

  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:

    Selfie Respecting

  3. 3
    Ollie Cromwell says:

    Will Miliband go for it despite the leftie hero Obama being party to selfiegate.

  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    more pay, more jobs – for mp’s

  5. 5
    Ollie Cromwell says:

    Totty watch

  6. 6
    Fishy says:

    So Foghorn Reeves has just confirmed that the State Pension will be included in a welfare cap.

    This means that people who have paid into their occupational pension all of their life may not now get the state pension that they have also paid for.

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Must have a fucking big watch to hide all thsoe people

  8. 8
    C.O.Jones says:

    Sure

  9. 9
    bіllуbumington69@nonce.com says:

    Just email me for pics of my cock

  10. 10
    Cheeky Mili says:

    Dave should point out that he doesn’t work with Miliband and that Miliband works with him

  11. 11
    Ed Miliband says:

    Obama left me by my selfie

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    Can we see the Miliband /Clinton selfie? Oh that’s right Clinton didn’t know who he is

  13. 13
    P l e b says:

    Are they all back from Africa then?

  14. 14
    Labour Slogan says:

    Britain’s workforce.Getting more reasons to do less by the day.

  15. 15
    Open your eyes? says:

    No I think they’re all still at Heathrow.

  16. 16
    Jon Snows left sock says:

    Yes but my heart will always be in Africa

  17. 17
    Gawd Help Us says:

    More plants than Chelsea flower show.

  18. 18
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Don’t insult him today Dave.

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Loon-watch

  20. 20
    Mitch says:

    How much money do millionaire property owners get per week, Michael Meacher?

  21. 21
    MP who wishes to remain anonymous says:

    Does the PM agree with the question he told me to ask?

  22. 22
    Fishy says:

    True. Reeves confirms that under Labour it’ll not be worth working and saving for old age

  23. 23
    P l e b says:

    Lloyds Bank:

    Of the Board members & their Directors – who will face any legal process or sanction? Socialise the profits & nationalise the losses.

  24. 24
    Henry Cooper says:

    Jackie Doyle looks like a bruiser

  25. 25
    Ed Miliband says:

    A question for me?So soon

  26. 26
    Blair watch says:

    When they booed Bush yesterday, did anyone else notice Bliar sitting on his own at the back looking just a tad uncomfortable, and as shifty as f*ck always.

  27. 27
    Tom Harris says:

    £150 a year is nothing to people like me.

  28. 28
    Albert says:

    Cameron has just claimed that Labour put pensions up by 75p a week and the Tories have put up pensions by 15 pounds a week. I do not recall my pension going up by that much in one year!!! Another Cameron lie?

  29. 29
    Must have drove him nuts that tweet says:

    Is Gordon in the house or still in his hotel room making Sarah tweet apologies and corrections?

  30. 30
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  31. 31
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Dave with a good dig at Balls….

  32. 32
    Lord Chuck of St.Reatham says:

    £1million will only buy you a run down 4 bed in Streatham these days. As C list as Streatham is at least you’ll have a great MP.

  33. 33
    Peace off says:

    It should be NATO getting the prize not that bunch of wankers.

  34. 34
    Dave's nasty Streak says:

    Dave must learn to Not allow Bollock Ed to wind him up.

  35. 35
    Fishy says:

    Balls gives the Squeaker a death stare after Mr Squeaker admonishes a Labour MP. That was never supposed to happen.

    Squeaker off message?

  36. 36
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am important too

  37. 37
    UKIP voter says:

    Dave you are going to be wiped out in May 2014 and then again in May 2015

  38. 38
    Little Britain says:

    You have to be a gay bummer to get the extra £15.

  39. 39
    David 'Selfie Master' Cameron PM says:

    Here George and Theresa pose with me on the front bench for my twitter followers!

  40. 40
    Nigel Evans says:

    What does my right honourable friend think of the multiple serious sexual assault charges made against me?

  41. 41
    M103 says:

    So National Insurance is now “Job Tax”?

    Then don’t complain when people talk about “The Evil Bedroom Tax”

  42. 42
    The British Public says:

    Syria is one of our business

  43. 43
    Little Britain says:

    painful!

  44. 44
    If Germanys the problem then fucking say so says:

    We keep the peace in Europe by sacrificing member countries economies to the great Germanic god Merkel.

  45. 45
    rededmumsweepingpissflaps says:

    Ed Ed – pass the tena’s and a few tea towels

  46. 46
    Fishy says:

    Because National Insurance IS a Tax…the spare room subsidy isn’t.

  47. 47
    nellnewman says:

    Cameron constantly banging on about tax cuts for the low paid.

    I’ve got news for you, Dave. Some people’s income is so low that they don’t even pay tax. How about helping them, you dozy dickhead.

  48. 48
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    What is it that Rumpeys holding up, the Nobel prize for literature?.

  49. 49
    rededmumsweepingpissflaps says:

    One cannot be taxed on something one does not earn M. It is simply a reduction on what they receive from our taxes – not a tax in any way. Stupid socialist c**ts

  50. 50
    Huntwatch says:

    Same old pantomime – the Prime Minister refuses to say Yes or No (with as much qualification as he might wish). A spineless man, in my view. Utterly spineless. A man of conviction will answer a question

  51. 51
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

  52. 52
    Dave 'hand down the Danish PM's blouse' Cameron says:

    So, senile dementia has set in then, Albert.

  53. 53
    rededmumsweepingpissflaps says:

    Get a better job – to quote one of zanulab’s wave of immigrants – simples

  54. 54
    rededmumsweepingpissflaps says:

    Like Gordon MONG Brown huh?

  55. 55
    Trollwatch says:

    You are not Nell and I claim my £5.

  56. 56
    Nelson Mandela House says:

    ^ What a moby……

  57. 57
    Insomniac says:

    I luv Rachel Reevezzzzzzzzzzz.

  58. 58
    the electorate says:

    Say no more

  59. 59
    Huntwatch says:

    I note that Nadhim Zahawi and Kwasi Karteng are not on the Daily Politics to emphasise their beliefs that MP’s should get a thirty per cent pay increase. Instead we get Multi-millionaire Hammond who moved his Business Offshore to a Tax Haven and doesn’t need a piddling eleven per cent pay rise

  60. 60
    Nelson Mandela House says:

    We’re only making plans for plonkers.

  61. 61
    Miguel says:

    Peace off

  62. 62
    Andrew Neil says:

    ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!

  63. 63
    The British Public says:

    No announcement on Chris Patten’s arrest?

  64. 64
    Brown Balls says:

    Here, here!

    I look forward to going back to the unimpeachable standards of truth, integrity and honesty found under the last Labour Govt. Who can forget the immortal ‘We have abolished Boom and Bust’ Brown.

    I am sure Dr Kelly would agree that Blair and Cambell were utterly correct in their reporting and actions concerning Iraq.

    Not to mention the factual accuracy of James (crisis, what crisis?) Callaghan and Harold (I wasn’t shagging the lady in Lavender) Wilson .

    What a pity Kinochio never made it to No 10. His greatest works of truth are to be found in the (still unsigned) accounts of the Europenean Union.

  65. 65
    Earl of Croydon says:

    I think there must be some sort of credibility in gay sex charges.
    I didn’t notice Stuart Hall on Its a Knockout whilst awaiting trial.

  66. 66
    The New Messiah says:

    And Tony (the lonely) Blair. If you want answers to questions watch Pointless.

  67. 67
    Rachel Reevezzzzzzzzzz says:

    I was only elected in 2010. I have no recollection of what happened before then.

  68. 68
    The New Messiah says:

    Sperm whale – see Monday cartoon.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    He did you fuckwit he took them out of tax unlike brown who abolished the 10p rate and increased the low paid paying tax

  70. 70
    Like flies round shit says:

    “Nadhim Zahawi and Kwasi Karteng” – only 30%.

    Seems far too low for the enrichment that they and their brothers and sisters have graciously provided for the British people.

  71. 71
    As usual, Socialist hypocrites dish it out, but can't take it says:

    If you’d asked Gordoom what the time was at PMQs, he’d have said “Ashcroft O’Clock”

  72. 72
    Raving Loon says:

    NI is a tax on having a job (or giving someone a job).

    The “Bedroom Tax” is a reduction in welfare, paid for by the taxation of others.

    If you can’t tell the difference, I feel sorry for you.

  73. 73
    Shooty* says:

    Didn’t catch it. Was it a clear win for Mr Miliband, as the BBC would say?

  74. 74
    Fishy says:

    and no responsibility, therefore.

    It must be a Labour tactic to avoid having to answer questions. Stella Creasy did the same thing a few weeks ago, as did Mary Creagh.

  75. 75
    Huntwatch says:

    Yes

  76. 76
    PM who wishes to take a few selfies says:

    That’s a very good question, the honourable member raises an important point and one I wholeheartedly support.

  77. 77
    Huntwatch says:

    Cameron distancing himself from Osborne and implicitly accepting that living standards have been falling.

    Side stepping a question in the house and deftly dropping his chancellor & Clegg in the deep and brown stuff..

    One minutes clever answer could open up some pain for others.

  78. 78
    The BBC PR dept says:

    Au naturellment mon cher.

    Also, Mr Patten wishes it to be known he is being hounded by spiteful people and has no recollection of anything he might have said or heard.

  79. 79
    cheche says:

    Even SKY news can only count the numbers waiting to see Mandela in their ” hundreds”

  80. 80
    Lord Rockingham XI says:

    Hoots Mon!

  81. 81
    Necklace says:

    Is Dave going back to South Africa again for some more mourning?

  82. 82
    Hergé says:

    Cameron made a good crack in response to last question of PMQs for 2013 from LibDem MP Martin Horwood MP for Cheltenham regarding the so called “selfie”…” In the spirit of cross party frco-operation I was asked by a member of the Kinnock family for a photo for the album and I obliged”

    Balls was at it again on the front bench making inanne hand motions pointing downwards when Cameron was answering Miliband’s question on cost of living…Cameron again cracked a quick response…”After last week the Hon Gentleman still hasn’t learnt and continues to heckle and make hand gestures from a sedentary position on the front bench…well I can tell the Hon Gentleman that the only thing going downwards is HIS career(even Miliband laughed at THAT one

  83. 83
    RomaBob... says:

    See Mandela? OMG are you suggesting that the Great Man is dead? Jesus Christ…….

  84. 84
    LOL Cameron says:

    I thought a selfie was a wank until I was caught red handed

  85. 85
    fruitcake says:

    Oh for an Uzi

  86. 86
    RomaBob... says:

    FFS I do not want to see the South Africans jumping up and down…… why do they do it?

  87. 87
    Gordo Brown - (retd) says:

    Nursie makes me wear boxing gloves

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    War crimes edition.

  89. 89
    RomaBob... says:

    Exactly, makes you blind, don’t you know?

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Guardian – respect for once for getting this out last night:

    http://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/dec/10/rbs-nathan-bostock-quits-resigns

    Where is Vladibostock now?
    Counting tractors in a Siberian winter camp?

  91. 91
    Red Hand Ed says:

    Me too

  92. 92
    On E Nation says:

    Was it special K?

  93. 93
    Ray Charles says:

    Never stopped me

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    He should also say to her “DON’T KEEP INTERRUPTING THE PERSON THAT IS ANSWERING THE QUESTION I HAVE PUT TO THEM”.

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    Because the ground is very hot on their bare feet.

  96. 96
    My money given to other people to do nowt says:

    Bollocks. NI is money employers/employees have to hand over.
    The “evil bedroom tax” (sic) is a reduction in the money given to people for doing fuck all.

  97. 97
    Newt says:

    Of course living standards have been falling. Brown and Balls firehosed the economy over a cliff. We have to pay for it.

  98. 98

    NOT AGAIN DAVE !!

    You said you ve already given yourself two !! this morning whilst Sam was asleep !!

  99. 99

    TALK ABOUT LAST CHAIR ON THE TITANIC .. HE LL BE RE JOINING RBS NEXT WEEK AS CHAIRMAN AT THIS RATE ..

  100. 100

    NO COZ SHE WETS HER NICKERS FOR DAVID NOT TBE SLIMY BROTHER …

  101. 101

    THE DANISH PRIME MINISTER SAYS

    WE ONCE HAD A HOUSE IN AAAAFRICA…

  102. 102

    YEAH BUTCH’YOU COULD DECK ER WIV YOUR LEFT HOOK AAHR ENERY

    JUST LIKE YOU DID CASSIUS CLAY WIV ENERYS AMMER AT WEMBLEY ALL THOSE YEARS AGO

    ( the fact he got up and proceeded to beat you to a pukp is irrelevant ! )

  103. 103

    YOU BASTARD … WITH THAT INCOME YOU CAN EVEN MANAGE TO PAY THE BBC TV LICENCE IN ONE HIT !!!

  104. 104

    Is Schultz holding the jackboot award for completing what the fuehrer failed to do and finishing iff the greeks for good ?

  105. 105
    Jack ketch says:

    Funny names. Are they Welsh perchance?

  106. 106

    NO … THST S HIS COLOURING BOX FROM WHEN HE WAS A PUPIL AT HIS BELGIAN INFANTS SCHOOL WHOSE TEACHER SPOTTED IN HIM THE POSSIBILITY TO DEVELOP AN ARTISTIC BENT .

    NEEDLESS TO SAY EARLY PROMISE UNFULFILLED . .

  107. 107

    MR JERCOW SAYS

    I HAVE TOLD THE HOUSE SEVERAL TIMES — MY NAME IS NOT MISTER SQUEAKER .

    MY FULL TITLE IS THE RT HON BUBBLE AND SQUEAKER GIVEN MY PROPENSITY TO PUFF UP MY SMALL FRAME TO A DIMENSION OF SELF IMPORTANCE UNIMAGINED BY MY PREDECESSORS IN THIS CHAIR . THANK YOU .

  108. 108

    Hurrah for the borough of Lambeth .

    Any more indentured slaves secreted amongst your flock?

    Simon ?

  109. 109

    AND SO … WITH THE LAST PMQ S OF THE SESSION THE REPTILES ARE WINDING DOWN FOR ANOTHER GOODFEW WEEKS AWAY FROM WESTMINSTER TO CELEBRATE WINTERVAL WHICH ENCOMPASSES EVERYTHING FROM FROM THE HUMANIST AGNOSTIC SEANCE TO DIWALI .

    THAT MEANS THEY LL BE “WORKING IN THEIR CONSTITUENCIES ” TILL AT LEAST MID JANUARY AND SHORTLY THEREAFTER LOOKING FORWARD TO THE HALF TERM BREAK WHICH OF COURSE PRECEDES THE EASTER RECESS.

    HEIGH – HO OPEN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF KRUG DEAREST ….

  110. 110
    Insectology says:

    Woo hoo! Tax-free Xenuphilia! Unfortunately, not yet Toxo free.

  111. 111
    shurdyrover says:

    TWEET of the DAY by Debbie Abrahams has been removed Guido!


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