December 10th, 2013

Oh Dear Sarah


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    Gordon Brown says:

    And I didn’t save the world.

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    Carruthers says:

    Who is she again..?

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    The New Messiah says:

    The Queen has had to put up with all this all her life and never whinged once.

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    Cinna says:

    Priceless! What an asset.

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    The New Messiah says:

    She forgot to include her misery guts of a husband.

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    All the world says:

    did she go with the one eyed scottish mnog who stole my pension – deserves all she gets.

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    TheOldCodger says:

    Think before you Tweet Sarah. Better still why Tweet at all if you can’t get it right! Oh dear -

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    Rob says:

    I missed it for next to fuck all, but then again I am merely a working tax-paying UK citizen.

    Is it still going? England haven’t batted as long as this for two years!

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    John says:

    For Christ’s sakes Brown visits Parliament about once a bloody year and even that is too much trouble for her ladyship.

    Perhaps we should not only stop his MP’s wages but also recoup what we’ve been paying him since 2010.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    No idea. And I had to put up with her sitting next to me throughout my Mandela memorial service at the FNB stadium today.

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    Gordon the Moron says:

    I wish we were in Kelty switching the Christmas lights on again, but sadly we were not asked this year. We really made a night of it in the past, culminating in a haggis supper at the Café 2000.

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    Profit of Doom! says:

    Poor Sarah! Frumpy & grumpy!

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    M102 says:

    Isn’t she a PR expert by trade? LOL

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    Cinna says:

    She could take tweeting lessons from la Bercow.

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    nelson muntz says:

    Ha Ha.

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    Cinna says:

    Did you charge it to the taxpayer?

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    Glyn H says:

    Why is she there? And what is the value of her opinion; she was a partner in a failed PR firm whose partner was daughter of the unpleasant Hobsbawmn (mate of dodgy lefty Ralph Milliband) who freely choose to marry late in life the most unpleasant man in frontline politics. What is the value or relevance of anything she says?

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    Would I want to be able to tell other people I was there?

    Frankly, no.

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    Mr Anonymous says:

    Only someone who chose to spend the rest of their life with Gordon Brown could make a funeral sound like Woodstock.

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    brown and out says:

    Freud had something to say about this sort of slip up

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    John Motson says:

    Brown thought he was going to watch a football match.

    Not his day.

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    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest man in politics says:

    FFS! Clown gets invited I don’t!

    Spent the day shouting at the TV; didn’t like Mandela anyway. Ya bas.

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    Doobie bo says:

    Isn’t she the women that puts your clothes out for you?

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    Clive Tyldesley says:

    Brown may, just may, have to acknowledge Blair. Will it be a working class gesture from the hand, Russian with a kiss to the cheek or African with what?

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    Freud says:

    This one has sever mental problems. I mean .. really top notch Macbeth, Napoleon, small ‘cigar’ type disorders.

    There’s enough material in inside his skull for a whole new syndrome.

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    Bill Quango MP/8 says:

    I went to Live Aid.

    Just saying..

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    Mid afternoon crap sitcoms says:

    Is Take the Highroad still on? Maybe a rerun of Quincy?

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    Andy Gray and Richard Keys says:

    Brown has taken his wife to a footy match. What does she know about football.

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    No, she’s the one who sets them on fire in the first place.

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    Scottish Chav says:

    hearse chasing ex-politician brown’s new profession?

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    Gaye Mann (Mrs) says:

    On this historic day, I’ll never forget what I was going when Mandela was interred.

    Necking lagers!

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    Raptor says:

    And swathes of empty seats in the stadium (see pictures).

    Most of the ones who “wouldn’t have missed it for the world” were politicians and their spouses, toadies, supporters and security guards.

    And of course the BBC.

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    saw picture of milliminor being ignored by Clinton in the mail, but no pictures of tone and jonah – presumably the former was telling the world just how much he influenced Madiba in the early years, whilst turning the rain into wine, and Jonah was telling everybody the weather forecast was looking good.

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    JH3-094-03294-320 says:

    Did anyone else see Jon Snow yesterday, practically sucking the cock of some guy who was going to do some ‘praise singing’ or some shit at the funeral.

    Snow got the guy to do some of his special ‘singing’ to the camera over the credits.

    I’m sure the open-neck-shirt lefty tools had fantasised it would sound incredibly poignant and touching, but instead sounded like the sort of thing you can hear being screamed from cells in loony bins up and down the country on a daily basis.

    And they knew it.

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    @gordonmongbrown says:

    I ate a bogey today!

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    A Wash out says:

    And No fucker turned up except for entourages Western leaders trying to our do each other in the my bestest friend ever Madiba race.

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    @gordonmongbrown says:

    Can I eat a bogey At the end of your show Jon?

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    Mandela's Ghost says:

    Every Ex PM needs a Winnie.

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    White rabbit says:

    If I were you I wouldn’t say anything slightly critical, disagreeable, or comment adversely, unfavourably about the subject you can’t under any circumstances say anything about at all. Quite nice day around here, bit cold, pleasant though.

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    Fuckard Sarah says:

    She’s the daft bint who tweeted the incredibly news-worthy item that she was on the Circle line travelling in the wrong direction.

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    Brown Nosed Brown says:

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    think before... says:

    Remember when the likes of Guido and Dan Hodges were pushing for the UK to bomb the last bastion of Christian defence against the Islamofascist nutters?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Just fuck off woman and take that one eyed mong with you.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Yes, note how the British media have gone very very quiet about Syria, especially the BBC, Sky News and Channel 4.

    All were massive cheerleaders to bomb bomb bomb.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Fuck off twat,

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    Nelson Mandella says:

    The usual twats what a set of useless fuckers, the man was a total fucker, may he burn in hell.

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    Mrs Obama is not imptressed with her husband's flirting says:

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    Nelson Mandella says:

    Well guido just fuck off you Hunt

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    Ah!!!!!!!!!! M says:

    OMG ….Can I frame the Original

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    Some Say Dave and Barry had a good time says:

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    Nelson Mandela House says:

    Sarah…… plonker!

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    And when it was all over Dave took Nelson home with him. says:

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    newsnighted says:

    how’s that Barbara of Seville case going?

    didn’t he help in the cells

    I bet the tapes of Sadique are a right laugh

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    Bono and Lennox says:

    But WE were there. Hope the pop pickers could see us.

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    Jonathan Pearce says:

    Brown is about the only person not to bring his phone. So what’s he going do when there’s no action.

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    Climate change adviser says:

    How dare you say it’s cold? Every day it’s getting hotter and hotter, and we’re all gonna bake! We’re sending a climate change appreciation outreach enforcement team out to your house at at once. Meanwhile, one more squeak out of you and it’s off to the camps.

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    Podiceps says:

    WITTY? The mind boggles. Though not enough to actually make me read the fucking thing.

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    Gordon says:

    The woman is a biggot.

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    Carruthers says:

    O’Bumberclart and Diddy look over the moon.

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    Carruthers says:

    Aww, how sweet..

    He even matches the furniture. Drops less hairs as well, i should imagine.

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    Mr Quelch says:

    On the BBC news there was a picture of the Bliar – seemed to be on back row all on his lonesome with a large briefcase on the seat next to him. Perchance that was to carry his fee for attending. Or am I imputing an unworthy act ?
    No………I didn’t think so. Bliar is a ratfink.

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    Ah! (no not Monika {whatever happened to him? BTW})

    In 1969, I saw Bob Dylan at the Isle of Wight. Three days of concert out in a field. The Who, Free, The Moody Blues, The Band, Joe Cocker, Blodwyn Pig, The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band (yes, still touring with me ‘ol mate Dave Glasson), Pentangle, The Nice, The Pretty Things (brilliant!), Tom Paxton, King Crimson, Family, Ritchie Havens, Julie Felix, Aynsley Dunbar, Edgar Broughton Band, Third Ear Band, Marsha Hunt… who else? Many more. It was great!

    But Dylan was crap frankly. He has always been crap on the stage. He can’t play, he can’t sing for fucking toffee, but he writes a good poem. People treated him like Nelson Mandela, before any of us had heard of Nelson Mandela.

    George Harrison, John Lennon and Ringo Starr, Keith Richards, Bill Wyman, Charlie Watts, Eric Clapton, Pattie Harrison, Yoko Ono, Maureen Starkey, Liz Taylor, Richard Burton, Jane Fonda, Françoise Hardy, Roger Vadim, Syd Barrett and Elton John and others were all in the VIP bit which I broke into after dark.

    I would drіve a thousand miles to see about five of them now. The rest are either dead or were overblown.

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    Raving Loon says:

    Where is Mandela, I can’t see him. Oh wait…

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    non taxable pikey says:


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    But needs to be seen.


    (page down after it has loaded)

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    “African with what?” They usually just fuck each other and give each other AIDs

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    White rabbit says:

    I may, or may not, want to comment about subjects similar or not similar to the subject you comment about. In this case I was passing a rambling remark about another subject that I didn’t want to comment about. Or did I. No.

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    DAVE , Caring for Rich people since 2010 says:

    It wasn’t a very good one , the main stadium was half empty , so doesn’t say much for the three overspill stadiums that were also open

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    Murray Walker says:

    The funeral director missed a big turning here. The funeral procession could have driven around the world along every road through every city town and village before the service.

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    Gordon Broon says:

    I’ll use the spare tyre

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    Fishy says:

    Does she mean that she WOULDN’T have missed it for the world…or is she telling the truth?

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    DAVE , Caring for Rich people since 2010 says:

    With every year that passes Annie Lennox looks more and more like a woman

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    Ashamed to say I clicked upon it and skim read it.

    It mentioned the Spice Girls.

    I lost the will to continue.

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    Carruthers says:

    I read somewhere that Jerry Sadowitz once opened his routine with, “Nelson Mandela……what a c*nt…!

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    Paul Flo=wers says:

    “Mr Hester’s recent departure as well as that of John Hourican, the investment bank chief, has left RBS’ executive ranks thin on top-level banking experience.”

    They only have to phone. I’m all ready and at something of a loose end. Well, someone’s loose end.

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    DAVE , Caring for Rich people since 2010 says:

    When you’re a nobody you take every opportunity to get your minging fizzer on the box
    I’m surprised that McMad hasn’t turned up to drag his knuckles on the red carpet at all these film premiers in Londonistan

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    Fish Fingers says:

    None of these shysters tell the truth.

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    White rabbit says:

    A blow to the solar plexus

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    Well, there goes the 100 rand Lady Waad lent the old chap for a taxi all those years ago.

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    Anonymous says:

    Mandela was responsible for murder and torture – fact ! It seems now that his personal history has been sanitised beyond belief .

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    Bazza O'Bomma says:

    That’s cos he wants to fuck the white girl.

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    Looks like Michelle’s lunch is fighting back!

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    JACK DRILLME says:

    Well i hope he doesn’t go wasting his lushous black cock on that woman !

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    Camouflage Dress says:

    Sam took him home to show Dave what the new chair covers would look like.

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    Sir William Wayde says:

    Can you help me please? Was Gordon Brown really Prime Minister, or have I been reading too much Gothic fantasy while under the influence of Benolyn extra strength?

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    Postal Vote says:

    It’s not a simple spelling mistake but complete grammar error. She’s missed at least 2 or 3 letters, n’t or not.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Fuck off Bono – try working out how the fucking politicals used you and gobby Geldorfski as pathetic slebs to get their fucking false messages across. Oh sorry I forgot … pathetic slebs like you two – ain’t smart enough to work things like that out – as long as you get your own mugs ‘bigged up’ for resale “VAALL-UE” of records.

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    Tory's will be Flushed down the Drain in 2015 says:

    Gosbourne & call me Dave, stole pensions that were paid for. While pissing the said monies overseas for lost causes.

    Next they will be surprised at the vote for UKIP!

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    Bill Quango MP/8 says:

    I can’t believe Yoda is really gone.

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    Kay Burley is not impressed by Barry and Dave's Behaviour says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Gordo’s brother is a shyster so is tony and his brother come to think of it Camerooned’s brother is one too.

    Time we fucked all the shysters off out of parliament and the house next door.

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    Kay Burley Speak says:

    Understanding Kay

    FLOTUS…Is that First Lady of the United States?

    Selfie…must be self picture.

    Hmmmm…Kay does not approve

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    White rabbit says:

    You old dog, cat. Fancy mentioning Blodwyn Pig. Instant chemical transportation to another time. And Richie Havens. I cried when he died.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Isn’t she also a professional beard like slotgob?

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    Little John says:

    She looks like Sally Bercow

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    Rev I M Jolly says:

    So I guess South Africa can now slip away into the night, never to be heard of again?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Gawd help us – if it isn’t Bristols or old music meisters that immediately distracts SC.

    It’s a bit like the Scum – exposing fraud in football to distract from the fraud in government and the city … and the EU

    btw – That closed down quest investigation by the f-wit plod stevenson – now wasn’t that a convenient thing?

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    Winnie Brown says:

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    The British Public says:

    Syria is still none of our business

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    e is nu. says:

    in the 4th , is it chilly out.
    love all, love 123456
    love 12345f
    Swiss 4 uncles are swish.
    unck swish

    I is I wish OVE was mine.
    I WISH OVE was my love.
    Don’t 4 doves . doves are in.
    and so is the dolphin. now drop the fins.


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Does Edwina Curry get you all giddy SC – she likes her pies.

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    I'm free says:

    Nice to see Mr Rumbold there in picture 2

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    It all depends what the meaning of is is says:

    She must know her husband well enough by now

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    Embarrassed for him says:

    Jack Drill me …lolololololol

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    Benylin, Sir William.

    Excellent stuff and it has got me to where I am today – nowhere.

    Have you tried Night Nurse. More power than Grodon Borwn could ever dream of…

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    Ooh err says:

    He’s made himself so at home, that he looks part of the furniture.

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    Winnie says:

    Matches…..I’ve got the tyres and petrol

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    There's one everywhere. says:

    The Sally Bercow of Denmark.

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    The tragic event says:

    Is that a before or an after photo?

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    Inevitable says:

    Well, not until the famine hits it…..

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Is that Cameron’s Christmas card?

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    Bob The Builder says:

    I don’t think we can Sarah :(

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    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    I was there too SC 22 years old,The Band were fantastic if only the Yardbirds had been there……For Your Love.

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    Last Respects says:

    He’s lying in state. I think.

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    The tragic event says:

    What is there to keep the place in the forefront of anyone’s mind these days?

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    Liebours friends at the BBC - All the staff!! says:

    Blame Sue!

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    entourage says:



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    Fish Tank (empty) says:

    Shysters of the world unite = more votes for UKIP

    Daft Dave is getting more UKIP votes by the hour!

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    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Dont forget her role asan arselicker for the Qatari royal family the AlThanis which comes with a seat on the Harrods board a nice little earner.

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    The Guardian insurance policy says:

    Lucky for Dave that Obama is his partner in Crime. The BBC would never get too angry over something the man they worship is involved in.

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    Didlle de doo de Dong says:

    Please repeat old boy. Didn’t quite catch that.

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    Plod says:

    Who nicked his slippers?

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    I want to know says:

    Khan backed a terrorist who has just admitted his crimes.
    How can he remain Shadow Justice Secretary?

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    Obama Beach says:

    That’s no Selfie. They are sharing a laugh at Sarah Brown’s Tweet.

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    Not that I disbelieve you but I did not see you there! ;-)

    Robbie Robertson was brilliant! I would rather see him than Dylan TBF.

    Wasn’t it great? Did you see that bloke with the long blonde hair who would take all his clothes off and dance naked? Could have done without that…

    Loads of topless females of the opposite sex (as Ronnie Barker would have it).

    Rickie Farr shouting out F words all the time.

    Got back to the ferry on the last night by climbing in the luggage compartment of a coach. The people I had been next to would have left by helicopter.

    Went to work the next day dressed in a suit and listened to people saying: did you see all those drug crazed people having sex all the time at IOW. I just nodded.

    Clapton was there but he had long left the Yardbirds by then (and John Mayall & the Bluesbreakers). I was in the front row at his Rainbow concert having queued up all night the previous week for tickets.

    We are both privileged to have lived through those times. :-)

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    Anonymous says:

    Mandela disagreed with Blair’s warmongering.

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    Handycock whipping it out says:

    On balance I would give her one. Boaz.

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    yawn says:

    Don’t bother, no-one’s interested.

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    don't forget says:

    And Kinnock’s daughter-in-law.

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    but says:

    Brown claimed he was an ex-politician.

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    Engineer says:

    Regrettably, owing to previous commitments, some of us cannot attend the memorial service and funeral of Mandela. We are constrained to merely hearing the updates on BBC radio.

    There are times one thanks God for the invention of the ‘off’ switch.

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    Elsinore says:

    Dave angling for sloppy seconds. SamCam will be pleased.

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    They all went Home when Gordon came on says:

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    Ha! Ha! :-)

    There was a lot of crying to do: Brian Jones, Hendrix, Kossoff, Lennon, Sandy Denny, Lowell George, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Gerry Garcia, John Martin. All taken away before their prime. Every loss hurts. It’s as if a piece of your own life has been wrenched away from you.

    At least you were there to see them…

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    Ippikin says:

    Sad, ignorant bitch!

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    Poor BW! You have no soul.

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    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    I was working in London at the time,BAT hq dean Stanley St,my drugs were Strand I was never alone except for the night they brought old dixie down.

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    cured lefty says:

    any evidence of Ugandan relations re st. Nelson don’t think so i may be wrong ….but Jacob now that’s a tale to tell

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    Khan has no Kama.

    He will pay at some point for his sins and stupidity.

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    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Postscript Cat Page was,is and will always be better than Capton who was made to sound great due to Bruce and Baker.

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    The Corrupt Ruling Class says:

    It’s a very small world, isn’t it?

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    Is that Raith Rovers ground? says:

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    Bloody hell!

    You’re never alone with a Strand. That one?

    I worked for Gallaher for a short while, at that time! Then back into banking having learned how to sell.

    Happy days.

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    More world(?) leaders funerals wanted says:

    This Mandela circus funeral could turn out to be the best thing since leaders appeared in the world. All the way around the world they flock in and we, we do not suffer them for two to three days.

    Brilliant. Absolute brilliant.

    Next time the cabinet and shadow cabinet shall go. With 150 countries, UN,EEC,FIFA,Rock musians,(you name it) gives us our world leaders which gives us two world funerals a week. Yes they will go and show their respects all to be broadcast of BBC1 all day and night.

    I’ll go long with all that.

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    Sunny Jim says:

    Education education education. ..

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    BBC promotes Gordon to President says:

    I didn’t realise that Gordon was the South African President. At least that explains why he’s never seen at Westminster these days.

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    I feel sorry for Dubya says:

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    Dessert Rat says:

    Listen arse-hole he said he would control the rise in temperature to 2 degrees and so far he has done 2 degrees better than that, what’s not to like. The man is a fucking genius!

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    Centre Parting says:

    BBC website – six things you didn’t know about Nelson Mandela

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    White rabbit says:

    Something strange and sinister is happening to Blair’s face.
    What was the boyish image of a supreme actor is now a mixture
    of guilt, power and worry. And maybe a look of fright.

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    Dessert Rat says:

    Tonys tart?, I wouldn’t fuck her with your’s!

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    Each to our own. Page was a power chord man but did not have Clapton’s versatility (not that I liked all of that, BTW) IMO.

    Beck was the under-acknowledged of the three guitarists.

    Agree that Bruce and Baker were sensational. What can beat this:

    But Clapton opened up a whole new seam in the States with Delaney and Bonnie, The Allmans, Derek and the Dominoes, Steve Stills, Leon Russell, JJ Cale, Muscle Shoals and not forgetting he reminded us of the great Robert Johnson.

    But I don’t wish to detract from Jimmy Page.

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    The BBC and Gordon Fly to South Africa so that Gordon can answer a pre-arranged question says:

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    The Ruling Class Can Kiss My Arse says:

    Three! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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    Tony Blair says:

    Yes. Yes it is a small world.

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    Podiceps says:

    He’s 60. It’s what happens to your face then. I don’t believe he is capable of feeling guilt or remorse.

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    Dessert Rat says:

    Fucking denier, you should rot in hell, 97% percent of us thought it was quite hot.

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    anonus says:

    Troughers International. Did Dave get the back Danish and the other fella porked the front?

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    Liebours friends at the BBC - All the staff!! says:

    BBC blaming the rain for the empty seats FFS!

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    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    Clapton sold out,I saw him in concert with Stevie Winwood in NY a few years back,I had forgotten what a great musician Winwood is,happy days? the best I am glad I was born when I was but enough of this sentimentality!

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    In this binary condition, the off switch is also the on switch. It requires human intervention to exercise choice. Yours would be similar to mine, I imagine.

    There is merit in not even pleading a previous commitment, I would suggest.

    There is much to criticise about Mandela. But there is some merit. The problem is that people seem to be magnetically attracted to hyperbole.

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    non Celeb says:

    LOL :)

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    non Celeb says:

    I’m sure he’s saying…”do you know who I am!”

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    G W Bush says:

    Yo Blair!

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    CarryHole is the porcine homunculus says:

    He promised to end boom, and totally managed it.

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    Anonymous says:

    What a tit

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    Ed Miliband's relaunch. Children's Fiction. says:

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    How have the mighty fallen says:

    Neither of them can afford a decent haircut

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hey Gordo any comment about the Apartheid state of fucking Israel?

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    G W Bush says:

    What a total fuckwit is Sarah.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Night, Night – Don’t be fearful of fearmongers – they all talk shit.

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Which one ?

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    I have that concert and you are right. Winwood can actually play lead guitar without being phased by Clapton playing the rhythm part.

    Having said that, Clapton says that playing Little Wing is a big call and I, for one, am inclined to believe him.

    He, Hendrix, Stills and Harrison all played on each other’s sessions at the time and they all lifted each other to netter heights. The music industry did not want it to happen but the players became more powerful than their labels – for a while.

    Now the industry is back to where we were in the early sixties – even worse. Singers sing songs which they have not written. Most cannot play any instrument. And the listening public have been persuaded that they actually prefer Lo-Fi to Hi-Fi, FFS!

    Brain washing, if ever that was the case.

    *Are you listening in, BW?*

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    Podgy Face, Piggy Eyes says:

    Looks like Gordon can afford the pies though.

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    Just Sayin' says:

    The BBC’s George Imago’lliw’og looks like he’s got aids

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    And confuses a microphone for a Mr Whippy says:

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    Tim Yeo says:

    I blame global warming

  183. 183
    Beats the fuck outa' me! says:

    Just what are the fucking chances of Barack Obama II Xmas shopping with Adolph Miliband Jnr?

  184. 184
    A tractor statistic says:

    Anorak meets anorak

  185. 185
    Blair hid at the back says:

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    A taxpayer says:

    We paid for them

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    David Cameron says:

    This throwback must be from your side of the family!

  189. 189
    David Cameron says:

    Surely the butler is supposed to be where I’m standing!

  190. 190
    anonus says:

    One the son of clay and the other…. feet of clay.

  191. 191
    Toblerone says:

    On his own. Has Slot Gob kicked him out over Dengate?

  192. 192
    Ah! dear says:

    Time to put the cat out.

  193. 193
    It's all over says:

    What a sad pic of a sad man.

    He should be pitied.

  194. 194
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Isn’t this the gutless man who wrote a book about courage and then, who late at night, crawled in by the back door and gave our sovereign rights away by signing the Lisbon Treaty. Oh not forgetting he wreck our economy.

  195. 195
    IPSA says:

    Without a receipt?

  196. 196
    Australian Labour says:

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    tn02 says:

    SC is clearly a cocksucking J’ew

  198. 198
    Rupe says:

    Where’s Wendi?

  199. 199
    Dweeb says:

    Old African presidents never die. They just tyre of life.

  200. 200
    Judge Dreadful says:

    He should be arrested

  201. 201
    Ed Miliband world Leader? says:

    Ed has got Blair’s evil eyes.

  202. 202
    Loony Watch says:

    Miliband and Blair have the same mad eyes. No idea who the one on the right is.

  203. 203
    tn02 says:

    Why is Clive Anderson there on the right with two Z’ionist cocksucking I’srael firsters?

  204. 204
    The British media are cunts says:

    I wonder how much charities spend on TV advertising? Makes you wonder where they they get the money from to do it.

  205. 205
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  206. 206
    Windi spooned says:

    My tonee lookin nice, he very charmin man and big big downstairs.

  207. 207
    White rabbit says:

    He nearly managed the end of days.

  208. 208
    A rightie says:

    You righties often like to chastise George Monbiot about this.

    But take the partisan angle out of this subject…and much what he has written about this is worth reading.

  209. 209
    Fones 4 u says:

    That’s cos he’s run out of Nokias…..

  210. 210
    So sad says:

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    Loony Watch says:

    Smart move by that woman to pile her luggage on the chair next to her.

  213. 213
    Unclean says:

    He’s probably used to it by now.

  214. 214
    JadedJean says:

    SC wrote:

    “But Dylan was crap frankly. He has always been crap on the stage. He can’t play, he can’t sing for fucking toffee, but he writes a good poem. People treated him like Nelson Mandela, before any of us had heard of Nelson Mandela.”

    Keep listening to Bob Dylan and others of his ilk though, and whilst doing so, try to grasp that their days have long past, and mark my words that we are now seeing some of the adverse consequences of their influence on post war generations, which is what this thread is really all about.

    Dylan…nee Robert Allen Zimmerman

    Why the name changing? (Q to MacShane as well btw)

  215. 215
    Cherie says:

    Tony has no need of friends. He prefers money.

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    What the BBC will not Show says:

  217. 217
    Cracker says:

    The voices tell him that it is a mark of respect for people to keep their distance.

  218. 218
    #BBC Fail says:

    Funny how the BBC sends 220 Beeboids to Safrica and they fail to mention Mugabe’s popularity and instead show interviews with Gordon the part time MP from Fife.

  219. 219
    Robert Mugabe says:

    Gordon is a tiny dot on this world.

  220. 220
    Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

    Oh, not to forget the thieving, economically illiterate one-eyed Scottish moron stole my pension.

  221. 221
    What the BBC will not Show says:

  222. 222
    Confused says:

    But why do the BBC hate Mugabe…considering he is black.

    Pls explain why?

  223. 223
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


  224. 224
    Better than Sarah Any day. says:

  225. 225
    Someone says:

    Ed Davey is neither a likable nor a credible character.

  226. 226
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    That is a succinct description of the LibDems.

  227. 227
    Tony Blair says:

    I can’t wait for gordon Brown’s Funeral – best have the bastard cremated or there will be a permanant queue to piss and s**t on his grave

  228. 228
    Dunna know but they don't like him one little bit. says:

  229. 229
    Ed is Frozen out says:

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  231. 231
    Robbo says:

    Christ you are a bunch of tight Hunts!

  232. 232
    Podiceps says:

    Here lie the bones of Gordon Brown
    Who brought a noble country down.
    Everything he touched, he broke,
    Lied with every word he spoke.
    Stranger, there’s no cause to stay:
    Piss on him and go your way.

  233. 233
    cynic says:

    Now they’ve had the corpse embalmed, and all the photos have been taken, where’s the coffin lid?

  234. 234
    cynic says:

    Mbeki also.

  235. 235
    CarryHole is the porcine homunculus says:


  236. 236
    CarryHole is the porcine homunculus says:

    +1 SC

  237. 237
    CarryHole is the porcine homunculus says:

    Never seemed to bother him when communists where murdering…

  238. 238
    CarryHole is the porcine homunculus says:

    Depends if AlQ start winning. then it will be our business to stomp them.

  239. 239
    CarryHole is the porcine homunculus says:

    BBC memory hole.

  240. 240
    Mongfest says:

    So this blog basically consists of nothing but complete crap retweeted from twitter.

  241. 241
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill says:

    The eyes have it.

    The tawny frogmouth

  242. 242
  243. 243
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    … all CRB checked no doubt?

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  245. 245
    Torquemada says:

    Pity he wasn’t given the third degree.

  246. 246
    The other Miliband says:

    ‘Hyperbole’ – is that the name of the stadium where the love-in is taking place ?

  247. 247
    Gordon Brown says:

    That’s me on the right.


    [Bloody photographer printed the picture back-to-front. I swear I was on the left when I perched for that shot.]

  248. 248
    Bob Zimmerframe says:

    Can I interest you in a copy of the Watchtower ?

  249. 249
    Alistair McAlpine says:

    Sure, Sally, teach her how it’s done.
    I could use another hundred large.

  250. 250
    Dr Strangequark says:

    With so much evil concentrated in one place, how is it that the ground hasn’t opened up and swallowed them all ?

  251. 251
    UKIP, the finale solution says:

    The new world order political caste gather together, what a sorry bunch they are too.

    Surrounded by their stooge media stroking their overblown egos and asking them ridiculously smarmy questions.

    Look at our new rulers, no wonder the world is in trouble.

  252. 252
    The former President of Ukraine says:

    Who wants to lick my bottom?

  253. 253
    Border Terrier says:

    Sarah Brown tasteless self regard is boundless and never ending. A PR professional. GO AWAY.

  254. 254


    Over the last 10 yrs, as GMO, genetically modified, have increasingly taken over our food supply, we have been learning more about their dangers to our health.

    Now, one doctor is pointing to mounting evidence that leaves no doubt that GMO foods are even worse than we were told.

    As this doctor points out in his presentation, no long-term human studies have ever supported GMO safety. And, the World Health Organization (WHO) only requires just 90 days of testing to claim that GMOs are safe.

    Lifetime studies have not been done on humans, but scientists have done these studies on animals, and what they found is shocking. Lab mice fed just a 33% GMO diet begin developing aggressive cancers, particularly breast cancer, liver failure, and kidney failure.

    And, 50% of the males and 70% of the female animals on the GMO diet succumbed to early death at an age equivalent to 40 to 50 human yrs.

    While more people have begun to fight back against GMOs, the big GMO companies spend millions of dollars to defeat laws that would require GMO labeling.

    Quite simply, these big companies know that GMO crops are cheaper to grow, and therefore more profitable.

    In the meantime, many health experts now warn us to take the only positive action available to protect our health, avoiding GMOs as much as humanly possible in our diets. But considering the fact that GMOs are hidden in over 30,000 food products, that is no easy task.

    Since the introduction of GMO foods, many cancers and other diseases have risen in humans.

    The Big Q: Can this really be a coincidence?

    Stay tuned…

  255. 255
    Hergé says:

    Moral: Don’t Tweet at all…simple

  256. 256

    Sent from my iPad

    On 10 Dec 2013, at 20:36, “FT Exclusive” wrote:

    To view this email as a webpage, click here

    Tuesday December 10 2013


    Brussels criticised for paying non-working Gaza civil servants

    The EU has been paying the wages of thousands of civil servants in the Gaza Strip who have not worked for up to six years, according to a critical audit of the bloc’s multibillion-euro budget .

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  258. 258
    The New Messiah says:

    Gordon Brown saved the world from Aids. He put millions off sex.

    We give aid to Africa. They gave Aids to us. S’fair enough.

  259. 259

    I was enjoying a good night’s sleep whilst you were struggling to compose this…

  260. 260
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


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    The Missus of a son of Kinnochio says:

    Well allright, well allright – y’all see my selfie with the Stars? Great to be a political groupie and, as a Kinnoch, to rake it in from the EU as well

  262. 262
    Make it stop says:

    Fuck me, I thought it was all over…we’d get a break from the mourning……but now it’s the ‘lying in state’ LIVE show on BBC,

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    Why did you not post this against my post? A bit odd lurking down here.

    To your point, you seem to conflate the art and the message too far. I listen to loads of music, classical and rock. Admire thousands of paintings from all schools. Appreciate architecture from nearly all ages.

    I don’t spend my time wondering whether the person who created this stuff was politically aligned to my views or not. Anyone who did that would have rather a stunted existence. It is often, but not necessarily so, that artists incline to the left. If they didn’t, they would be businessmen instead.

    Neither are the works of Plato, Aristotle, Shakespeare, Voltaire and Shaw, to name but a few, diminished in any way because of some muddled notion that their days have long past. Indeed, exactly the opposite is the case.

  264. 264
    Make it stop says:

    So, BBC24 is currently talking shit about the number of grandchildren Mandela had…..whilst fog is playing havoc with flights at Heathrow etc. no mention of that. Clearly that’s not important

  265. 265


    I thought I saw his body twitch?


  266. 266
    The BBC...we value your views ........ says:

    Correct…it’s NOT

  267. 267
    Eavesdropping says:

    Clegg “I was somebody once !”…. Clinton “Sorry to hear that, Nick. I still am !” Miliband . ” I’d like to be somebody one day !”

  268. 268
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    Chilcot ! Chilcot ! Chilcot ! What we want is Chilcot ! When do we want it ? Er…hang on ….I’ll just check

  269. 269
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    You may think so but I couldn’t possibly comment !!!

  270. 270




  271. 271
    Tilda says:

    Now he’s responsible for rice???????????

  272. 272
    The New Messiah says:

    Tony Blair. The man who came in from the gold.

  273. 273
    The New Messiah says:

    He is resurrecting. He truly is the new Messiah. Allelujah.

  274. 274
    sussex carol says:

    carbon target possibly jettisoned – this coalition government to be the least green government ever – Good News at last then!!

  275. 275
    The New Messiah says:

    Start fracking and emissions are reduced you thick green twat.

  276. 276
    The New Messiah says:

    And the Mandelathon continues.

  277. 277
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Oh you silly vacuous airheaded woman.
    Use spell check, take some grammar lessons or, better still, just f**k off.
    Twitter is for tw*ts.

  278. 278
    Mrs Malaprop says:

    Her Freudian slip is showing

  279. 279
    shurdyrover says:

    Those were the days!! What a real festival!!

  280. 280
    Yipeeee! says:

    Good news at last

  281. 281

    Don’t sit next to him , he’ll declare war on you !

  282. 282
    scared says:

    Steady on you will be arrested for such thoughts!

  283. 283
    Ippikin says:

    He did have a very desirable pair of pants. The pants not him!
    They were vertical pinstripe in multi-colours.
    Took me weeks to find some like them (Carnaby St) and then shortly after came off my bike at speed.
    First thing ambulance men did was cut them straight down the front of each leg!

  284. 284
    shurdyrover says:

    The international deaf community is up in arms as claims emerged the signed-language interpreter on stage at Nelson Mandela’s memorial service was a fake.

  285. 285
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    You are here,there and everywhere baby,thats where youre at,flying across the country in your hippie hat.

  286. 286
    Historian says:

    Weren’t some terrorists somewhere known as ‘The Football Team’, I seem to recall?

  287. 287
    Historian says:

    You will find, after a few days, that the tomb is empty too.

  288. 288
    50s smog bred person says:

    Mind you, from the Sky picture, it’s what we would call a light mist…

  289. 289
    Nelson Mandella says:


  290. 290
    Abu Hanza says:

    Lets export bumsex to them, it will enrich them.

  291. 291
    BoJo says:

    Bumsex all round what?.

  292. 292
    Someone says:

    Yes, South Africa was finished the day one man one vote was enacted, tribes vote on tribal lines regardless of the quality or rather the lack of it of their so called leaders, they are known as fodder.
    As they say shite always floats to the top, never more true in SA.

    A great pity for a once great country.

  293. 293
    Unbongo Abongo says:

    Yes “his” people will have taken his body and cut it up into small pieces and selling it as religious artefacts.

  294. 294
    The General says:

    ” I would have missed it for the world…………”
    Didn’t her husband save the world?

  295. 295
    Owen Jones says:

    How about a Glasgow kiss?

  296. 296

    Missus BRRRRRooooNs boobs!!!!!

  297. 297
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Shut up you beard.

  298. 298
    Mrs Havisham says:

    No she isn’t. A Woman should not be judged because we don’t like her other half, or a man condemned because we dislike his wife.

  299. 299
    Mrs Havisham says:

    No you were not reading too much Gothic fantasy – however we have now moved on to Restoration comedy with a large dash of Whitehall farce.

  300. 300
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    married (allegedly) to One-eye McMoron what do you expect?

  301. 301
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Mandela was a terrorist!!!

  302. 302
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    About as much as he does about running a country

  303. 303
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Or and by the way Bono, you can’t sing either

  304. 304
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Is he totally incapable of looking anything other than suicidal?

    Go on McMoron, take an overdose and make us all laugh!!

  305. 305
    Marcus Aurelius says:

    sickening how all of Tiberius’ minnows flock to the funeral of a convicted terrorist and “freedom fighter” who advocated violence – particularly against dissenting voices in his own organization.

    Time for truth and reconciliation for the ANC members murdered and tortured for not towing the line?

  306. 306
    Just Sayin' says:

    Did someone say if you remember the 60’s you weren’t there? Or something like that. I wasn’t there. I was working.

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