December 10th, 2013

Clegg’s Christmassy But Still Godless Christmas Card

At last some Christmas cheer in a party leader Christmas card. Still no God though.

And it looks like it was drawn on Snapchat.

Via @felicitymorse


  1. 1
    Chinky Davey says:

    I’d throw one up the sp!ck.

    • 29
      cast iron arsebandit Dave says:

      two lezzas?

      • 30
        miss Fawkes age 6 (uncircumcised) says:

        where’s the fucking Menorah???

        • 39
          Anonymous says:


        • 40
          From the BBC website says:

          “Among those not attending the memorial events will be I’srael’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who cited high travel and security costs.

          However there will be suspicion that he wishes to avoid the potential for anti-Israeli protests, the BBC’s Middle East Correspondent Kevin Connolly reports. Israel had extensive links with the old apartheid regime and many South Africans identify strongly with the Palestinian cause, our correspondent adds.

          Knesset speaker Yuli Edelstein is representing I’srael.”

          • Red is our House Colour says:

            So? What’s your problem.

          • Facts speak the loudest says:

            Err…Obama presides over a country that didn’t allow blacks to vote until the 1960s…within many living memories & who embraced slavery, segregation & the Ku Klux Klan….whilst later actively supporting apartheid in SA… he to be condemned?

            Errr….the ANC presided over the deaths of 20,000 Q Zulus after Saint Nelson came to power, did nothing about HIV amongst black kids, supported the onerous Mugabe & have a dodgy corrupt leader in power….and poor blacks still live in townships

            Errr….Saint Nelson regarded Thatch as his closest political friend & condemned those who regarded Israel as an apartheid state, so go suck on that, fool

          • Hmmmm says:

            Yup…and Mugabe, Castro are there…..

    • 35
      A Stag Not At Bay says:

      You can see who wears the antlers in that family

    • 38
      antler next time says:

      it looks like rein deer!

    • 68
      Quis custodiet says:

      The Queen has sent out Godless cards since 1952. When is this site going to expose this?

  2. 2
    Godless Cleggmeister says:

    Yes but Clegg did say on Dessert Island Discs that he is Godless. Miriam isn’t though.

  3. 3
    Limp Dim says:

    Comic hand relief.

  4. 4
    Perplexed of Lytham St Annes says:

    What is a snapchat?

  5. 5
    And relax... says:

    Whatever you do just don’t upset the you-know-who’s…

  6. 7
    Yampy Jock says:

    He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake…

  7. 9

    Typical Lib Dem. Spend weeks agonising over a problem, then produce a result that could have come from an 8 year-old.

    • 87
      Cor Blimey says:

      Probably done by his children.
      Don’t look for innovation and good design from Limp Dims – not in their DNA.

  8. 10

    Perhaps it’s Godless because Eric Clapton is staying in Switzerland for Christmas?

  9. 14

    As Supreme Iam Tony of the Church of Mammon pointed out, you can’t do God and be a practising UK political leader.

  10. 16
    It's our fault.. says:

    nd where did Michael Adebolajo get the money to buy his meat cleaver and feed his wife and six kids?

  11. 18
    BBC Bummer says:

    What has god got to do with Christmas?

  12. 20
    Schrödinger's Wormhole says:

    Looks like it was done by Rich.

    • 25
      I hope Nick Clegg dies of cancer says:

      No, we can tell who it’s supposed to be.

    • 26
      The 11%'ers says:

      Oh…Clegg and Miriam are certainly rich.

      • 31
        A fat gypsy girl heading back to France says:

        So those really are lights they have got on on that Christmas Tree ?

        • 36
          Green policies are going to kill 30,000 people this winter says:

          You really are ignorant.

          You should be using those economically and environmentally friendly new LED lighting systems.

          You can run a ten yard stretch of those lights 24/7 throughout Xmas and it will cost you the price of only one traditional 15 watt bulb.

          these new environmentally bulbs are available in all leading Supermarkets and cost just £97 but will last a lifetime.

          • PC PLOD says:

            If anyone is thinking about displaying Christmas lights 24/7 over the Christmas and New Year period then they run the risk of receiving a £95 fixed penalty notice.

  13. 28
    Astonished says:

    What on earth is your problem with other people’s Xmas cards? Why do you care whether they are chrismassy and religious looking, and why do you feel the need to tell people what to do on a matter of personal taste?

    • 33
      Rescue 000 says:

      You may be lost Mr Astonished, the pathway to “comment is free” can be found in a simple Google search.

      As it is, you are in the land of tittle tattle, rumour and gossip, where I am sure a person of your intellect (although lefties poo poo intellect these days) would agree that this story fits in well with the stated contents.

    • 34
      G.Fawkes says:

      cos i have to pretend to be a proper Oirish god-fearing catholic heterosexual family man, not a p*ki poofter, who shills constantly for The J*ws.

    • 37
      Mitch says:

      You haven’t forgotten why we celeberate Christmas? You know, Christ being born and all that?

      We don’t like the fact that politicians have taken religion off their cards in order to not offend anybody, even though every reasonable person would probbaly be perfectly relaxed about it. This shows how craven and cowardly our leaders are.

      That’s why we mention it.

      • 45
        Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

        I just e mail my cards because I can’t afford the postage stamps.

      • 50
        Politicians are scum says:

        Who gives a shit whatever these LibLabConner cnuts have on their Christmas/Midwinter Festival unisex multiracial multicultural cards.

    • 51
      P l e b says:

      Welcome to order-order, a veritable Jurassic Park, a cornucopia of verminous, parasitic, parvenu, lickspittle, non empathetic sociopathic swivel-eyed lunatics, these reductive whores of Social Darwinist voodoo economics, who wish to reduce every aspect of humanity to mere units of production, who despise ordinary people, who see their only value as an entry in a profit and loss account, to be exploited by the human garbage that this sub-strata of humanity are, and the corporate fascism they serve. One only has to read the comments by Rightist shills posted daily on Guido’s blog to see the true face of their malignant, cancerous moral degeneracy, and in that, they at least serve a purpose. I would recommend the guillotine but much like the gargoyles on a church spire, they represent a grotesque warning of how deformed one’s humanity can become. These end-of-pier, amateur-hour economists, these neo-liberal whores are nothing more than errand boys sent by banksters, rentiers and hedge fund managers, to collect a bill that we’ve already paid in full. Long may they continue as a reminder of supreme idiocy and malevolence.

      • 62

        Why is this shit never moderated??

      • 66
        Deed Pole. says:

        is that you George?
        I thought we’d put the cat out.

      • 77
        Horror Hospital says:

        Did you swallow a dictionary.

      • 78
        JH30295803495-034 says:

        Let’s start a translation matrix for this shite.

        non empathetic –> don’t like having money stolen from them to give to the feckless
        parasitic –> expect to benefit from the services their taxes pay for
        corporate fascism –> statist corporatism
        rightist shill –> anyone who is not a leftist shill
        moral degeneracy –> don’t mention the NHS

      • 92
        Will Self says:

        Are you my even more pretentious and boring younger brother?

      • 101
        Pee Wee Herman says:

        That’s what you are but what am I?

    • 93
      All I Want For Xmas is EU says:

      Is god the one who brings presents every year?

  14. 32
    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    Wow, in that pic she looks just like my ex.

    Smaller boobs though :-)

  15. 41
    the general public says:

    Please, please, please tell me that none of these Xmas cards are being paid for from expenses…………..!

    • 55
      Oh for gawds sake... says:

      Judging from the piss poor quality of the cards in general, I’d be upset if they had been paid for by anyone…

  16. 43
    away in a manger says:

    Jesus wasn’t born in Westminster because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

  17. 44
    President Barack Obama says:

    Please God, don’t rain on my TelePrompTer, not today of all days

    • 48
      A Prawn Sandwich says:

      Its not exactly a full house is it.

      There is no standing on the sacred turf either.

    • 53
      An endorsment by Oprah says:

      Not only the first bl*ck man to become the president of the USA but the first bl*ck man not to fuck off and abandon his kids.

    • 73
      Better late than never says:

      Obama arrived late to the memorial service…what a faux pas.

      • 89
        IMF and World Bank Economists says:

        It is de rigueur to arrive late and let the peasants know how important you are.

  18. 47
    Ric Holden CCHQ says:

    This long thread reminds me of what Prime Minister David Cameron said about a strong bladder & iron butt being main requirement for success in right wing political blogging.

    • 57
      Bumsex Cameron says:

      Yippee. My name’s got mentioned again

    • 64
      An angry taxpaying pleb says:

      The Tories said the IDS was not good enough to run their own party and then along comes David Cameron and lets IDS loose with taxpayers money and welfare reform .

      I take anything David Cameron says with caution.

    • 65
      most left wing rags says:

      You mean stuff that’s actually gonna be read by people, and not being subsidised by public funds as basically a vanity project?

  19. 49
    Harbottle says:

    Is that white stuff on his chin from yesterday’s cartoon?

  20. 54
    Hand relief says:

    Millions of pounds donated to Comic Relief have been invested in funds with shares in tobacco, alcohol and arms firms, BBC Panorama has learned.

    The BBC has also seen evidence which suggests Save the Children censored criticism of energy firms, to avoid upsetting corporate partners.

    Comic Relief said it used its funds to “deliver the greatest benefits to the most vulnerable people”.

    Save the Children said its campaigns were unaffected by any partnerships.

  21. 61
    god says:

    As far as the credibility of politicians is concerned, I’m an atheist.

  22. 70
    Enrique Masturbani says:

    Squeaker Bercow has walked into my cafe and ordered spaghetti for breakfast. This is truly a gentleman embracing life.

  23. 71
    Russell Bland says:

    Was he trying to give Miriam a pearl necklace for xmas and misfired?

  24. 74
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Vile looking chancers – almost as bad as the Kinnocks.

  25. 76

    The most fleeting glance into Cleegg’s idotic face is enough to convince any rational person, he is looking into the face of a c-nt

  26. 79
    El Sid says:

    The LibDems have enough imaginary friends without bringing God into it.

  27. 80
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    The person I feel sorry for is poor President Sarkozy; being forced to sit there next to that twat Hollande.

  28. 82
    Anonymous says:

    Who cares, Christmas is Christian only in name anyway – it’s midwinter party season and plenty of atheists enjoy a relax this time of year too…

  29. 83
    not an MP says:

    what is the problem people have with feet ?
    is there some sort of an aversion to look at feet ?
    always, even so called profession photographers always chop off the bloody feet.. Why do they do that ?

    • 84
      not an MP says:

      is it because they think that there is a void beneath the feet ? that where people are walking is not really there and there is a fear that if they look there they will fall into the abyss ? but this superstition does not exist photographing an astronaut or a scuba diver, Why is this ?

  30. 88
    lojolondon says:

    Please, surely someone with photoshop skills can put a massive cock into Clogg’s right fist, giving Miriam a reason for that smug smile??

  31. 90
    Gaido Ferx says:

    What’s going on with her tits? Or in the place they would be if she wasn’t a man.

  32. 91
    Ballox Economics says:

    Very Cheesey! Ho ho ho!

  33. 95
    No such thing as a catholic "libertarian" says:

    “Still no God though.”

    Yep, you’re finally getting it – “no god”. “God” is fictional character used as a manufactured authority for whatever politics the speaker is trying to sell.

  34. 96
    Gloone says:

    Well given that God is invisible, your claim that he isn’t in this scene is baseless, Guido.

    By the way, you really are one pathetic whinging fuck. Religion is retarded (your Catholicism in particular), Britain is a largely secular state steadily become totally secular, and that’s why you don’t see religion on our politician’s cards and never will.

  35. 97
    Gloone says:

    …and Christmas is a pagan celebration which was coopted by Christians to make themselves more amenable to the pagans. Or did you actually think Jesus was born right alongside the winter solstice? You ignorant fuckwit.

  36. 103
    The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen says:

    The Invisible Man sent me the exact same Christmas Card!

  37. 104
    Trees a crowd says:

    Christmas tree distances itself from the Lib Dem leader with lights of the purple and yellow colours of UKIP

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