December 10th, 2013

2013: The Year of the Selfie


279 Comments

  1. 1
    This was a memorial service?? says:

    Respect guys..top class.

  2. 2
    Shooty* says:

    To be fair, none of them WANT to be there, other than as a PR exercise, so they may as well have some fun.

    • 22
      I hate socialists. says:

      Where is Milibandwagon?

    • 27

      But what is the BBC doing there? They have shipped out a small town of people. Are they not working?

      • 41
        Hergé says:

        The BBC have 500 reporters/support staff on permanent standby 24/7 to fly anywhere in the World at a moments notice

        • 49
          Mornington Crescent says:

          Only if they can turn left at the top of the aircraft steps (turning left is in their genes).

          But try getting any of the lazy fuckers to go 200 miles up to Salford: urrgghh, not a chance.

          • Be fair. There is every chance that 2/3 of the population of the UK would do anything to avoid travelling to Salford.

          • Hergé says:

            The BBC management were warned ahead of this move that many staff would not transfer or require large re-location payments or failing that tgtravel/hotel expebses and that major politicians of all parties would not travel 200 miles and 90 mins by fast train to have 10 minute i/v on breakfast sofa unless they were in the region on other business and that 90% of interview on BBC Breakfast would be via video link.

        • 53
          south7eventh says:

          So that leaves 7000 journalists here and elsewhere in the world to ask everybody about their memories of Mandela

        • 182
          Blind_leading_the_blind says:

          …particularly if it’s South of the equator in mid-Winter

          • Remittance Man says:

            Which explains why they were doing bugger all. It was p1$$ing down and flippin cold here in sunny JHB yesterday.

    • 73
      Nonny Mouse says:

      At a memorial service. Shameful. I see Ed Miliband couldn’t be bothered to listen to the tributes either and was getting interviewed live on Sky News whilst the President of SA was speaking. They all only went so they could say they had been to Mandela’s Memorial Service. No sincerity, just a Grandstanding ad PR exercise, conducted very badly.

      • 110
        cynic says:

        Maybe he’s getting what he deserved.

      • 164
        Politicians queue up to tweet their tributes says:

        You obviously are under the impression that politicians turning up in South Africa for Mandela’s Memorial Service and/or funeral has anything to do with Nelson Mandela. It’s to do with their domestic audiences and electoral position. No major Western politician can afford to be seen to be NOT attending as to do so would imply that they did not support the struggle against Apartheid.

        The visit also has the advantage of lots of video for use in party political /campaign broadcasts

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          I have a question says:

          … but in my experience memorial services are usually held a few weeks AFTER somebody’s death – not while the corpse is still warm! So why the rush this time?

  3. 3
    English Breakfast says:

    I like a bit of Danish in between some back pudding and a poached egg.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    ………fucking Kinnocks………get everywhere.

    Arseholes.

    • 216
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      I’m afraid ridding yourself of the Kinnock pack of rodents, requires professional pest control.

      I recommend, Rentokil.

  5. 5
    That is the British PM. says:

    Tactless, shameless and demonstrating the utter charade this whole week of faux heartbreak has been

    • 9
      This was a memorial service?? says:

      100% agree. Mandela is being called the new messiah?

      • 44
        The most amusing claim ever says:

        Who said that Hyperbole was so yesterday ?

        • 58
          This was a memorial service?? says:

          My point is that the people making the messiah claim are the same people taking tw*tty photo’s of themselves at his memorial service.

          • Politicians queue up to tweet their tributes says:

            At least they didn’t tweet or update their facebook page(or did they ? nothing would surprise me with the current crop of so called world leaders….)say what you like about Thatcher or Reagan…at least they knew how to act properly at such occasions

        • 62
          Tony Blair says:

          I thought I was the new Messiah once :(

          • False modesty Tone. You still think you’re the New Messiah, it’s just that you’re in a minority of one.

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            Chilcot – and all them emails ‘n documents will be published – because the overriding will of the public is that you are nicked for being an internationale war criminal – a low-life, scumbag member of the legal terrorist fraternity so to speak.

          • Ironside says:

            The Dirty Digger will wait until Chilcot is published and then will finish Blair off…..he’s a dead man walking……

      • 167
        CarryHole is the porcine homunculus says:

        He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

    • 18
      Decorum says:

      As Godless as some recent Xmas cards of note.

    • 26
      Killjoy says:

      Exactly!! They, the politicians, as usual just on a bloody good jolly boys outing at our expense, a card would have sufficed!

  6. 6
    Barak O'Bama says:

    Michelle does not look too amused – I guess I’ll be in the doghouse when we get home :-(

    I thought the b*tch was Sally Bercow not Mrs Kinnock, I was sure I was on a promise.

  7. 7
    MILF Fan says:

    Now that’s a Danish I’d like for breakfast.

  8. 8
    Rightwinggit says:

    Ones got one, and the other two are one.

  9. 10
    Michelle Obama says:

    That cracker better keep her hands to her self!

  10. 11
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …and this, dear co-conspirators, is what this whole jamboree is all about: a sickening love-in for all the self-appointed “great and the good”, basking in the right-on meejah glow (provided with gusto by the Beeboids) of a de@d man in the hope of forgetting their own all-too-evident inadequacies and plotting their next assault on our society and our economy.

    And all of it funded by the poor bloody taxpayer, naturally.

    Putin called it right by staying away.

    • 14
      M103 says:

      Putin for PM then…

    • 38
      Reader says:

      I never thought i would say it, but Putin is turning out to be a much better leader than I’d thought he would be.

      • 67
        Bollox BC says:

        His actions over the GreenPeace pirates made me raise my opinion of him.

        • 132
          Anonymous says:

          Totally agree. Those greenpeacers are arrogant, spiteful and vicious.

          • A lesson from history says:

            I suspect that GreenPeace will not be indulging in another such escapade anytime soon……apropos Putin…there was a very very good 3 part documentary about his life and career I think last year on either BBC2 or BBC 4.If you can locate it..well worth the watch especially the segment about his dealings with Ukraine during the so called “Orange Revolution”

            When so called hard men of the Kremlin starting crapping themselves before an interview or cabinet with him you know he’s some tough cookie

    • 52
      Prince Charles says:

      So did the Queen

    • 57
      The Washington Post says:

      I think Putin made some remark about a monkey with a hand grenade.

      • 143
        Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

        That’s because I gave Putin a sneak preview of Labour’s defence policy.

  11. 12
    mrgarethm says:

    Michelle doesn’t look too happy.

  12. 13
    Chicken George says:

    Judging by the look on Michelle’s face, Barry’s going to get a smack when he’s back on Airforce One.

    Getting close to some random white biatch is no way to show respect to a woman of colour. He’s not back on the plantation now.

  13. 16
    • 21
      Call that a todger? says:

      Actually no.

      Given Dave’s dimensions in the trouser department, sometimes even he doesn’t realise he’s managed to get one up.

    • 85
      JAPANESE PRIMEMINISTER says:

      There’s one thing for sure
      He’s no chance of re erection

  14. 20
    anonus says:

    Dave looks like his hand is somewhere warm and lush. Looks like the Sam Cam Inquiry when he gets back.

  15. 23
    A threesome results in says:

  16. 24
    Shagrach says:

    “four US presidents, four British prime ministers, two French presidents, the Chinese vice-president and the Cuban and Brazilian leaders”

    I started humming this to the tune of ’12 days of Christmas

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  18. 31
    bergen says:

    Am I correct in thinking that must be Kinnock’s daughter in law ?

  19. 35
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    What a bunch of completely pretentious tw8ts.
    Old Madiba couldnt be further from their minds, just a bit of a jolly, a good old feed and some peer led backslapping from the grandstanding bunch of no marks.
    The real politk indeed

  20. 36
    Julian the Wonderhorse says:

    Now if that was Clinton it wouldn’t be a camera waving in her face

  21. 37
    Funny Old Place says:

    Good to hear the old Zulu rapist Monte Zuma got a good and hearty booing!

  22. 43
    Meanwhile says:

    When will Andrew Lansley trace the Taxpayer-funded flat that he owns in Pimlico so he can stop claiming expenses for London Hotels.
    Also Maria Miller’s expenses claims investigation, surely IPSA cannot take over a year to reach a conclusion.

  23. 47
    Border Terrier says:

    How did a useless prat like Stephen Kinnock pull the Danish cracker. I’m confused … and jealous.

    • 66

      If he is like his old man, she would probably have done anything to get him to stop talking.

    • 99
      John Bellingham says:

      To see just how pig-ugly he is and how he makes his millions–see here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Kinnock. He must have either an ENORMOUS portfolio or he administered drugs.

      • 137
        John Bellingham says:

        “The Danish tax authorities (SKAT) investigated reports that Thorning-Schmidt’s husband, Stephen Kinnock, was guilty of tax evasion. Kinnock had declared that he was not a resident of Denmark and thus not subject to Danish taxes, while at the same time Thorning-Schmidt had declared, in an application for dispensation for Kinnock to own property in Denmark, that he resided in Denmark “every weekend of the year from Friday through Monday”

        Labour even influence Danish politics.

  24. 51
    Peter "The Pain" Hain says:

    Surely, surely, it must be time for me to go home now, should be pretty safe now power is in the right hands.

    • 56
      An Old Adage says:

      No-one likes a traitor

    • 103
      Pretoria Advocate says:

      Nie, man. The warrant regarding that inappropriate incident at Pretoria Boys’ High in the showers is still on the Court Rolls.

      • 168
        I did not declare failed to declare £103,156 of donations fuckard Hain says:

        And there is surely a law against having the middle name Gerald?

  25. 59
    Butch Dave says:

    Oh what a gay day it’ll be!

    http://tinyurl.com/njmtrxs

  26. 60
    Bollox BC says:

    Very classy at a memorial service.

    Dave isn’t a toff, he’s a Chav.

  27. 65
    M103 says:

    Isn’t it amazing over the passing of Mandela that some of these western politicians who actually HATED him are now singing praises to him, so much that Cameron has gone over to show some of his respect.

    But in the 1980′s he went over and was showered in luxury by the government, albeit whilst Mandela rotted in jail. The Tory party did very little about the evil apartheid government and actually supported some of their evil policies. They also got a few kick-backs from them (funding)

    Look at how they treat our own poor, disabled and unemployed.

    Ah hypocrisy from the Tory party holds no SHAME!

    Amazing to see George Bush and Blair there too, they have some massive balls don’t they?

    • 68
      NGC 581 says:

      Oh do fuck off you brainwashed twat.

      • 72
        M103 says:

        Sorry, did the truth hurt?

        • 118
          John Bellingham says:

          Thing is–it ain’t true. You have been reading the “Gud Zocializt’s guide to ‘istory as ‘ow it ‘appened”. It’s up there with Lord of the Rings for Historical Accuracy and Thomas the Tank for content.
          The 24 yr old Cameron visited SA as a junior bag carrier on a trip funded by the business community–not the SA Government. He did though make several private trips to the country before he became PM. He was hardly alone, it was common practice for Tory MPs to check things out for themselves rather than just get briefed by a bearded junkie who had been hanging around Islington for a few weeks to gain his knowledge of a country 6000 miles away.

        • 126
          Gooey Blob says:

          Truth? You wouldn’t know the truth if it bit you on the proverbial.

    • 83
      Flying over the Westminster Village says:

      I tell you Cameron’scat saw straight through him.

    • 136
      Bob Geldof says:

      George W is held in high esteem in much of Africa. He did more than any other president to counter the AIDS pandemic and he also did a lot to encourage democracy and fiscal responsibility in Africa.

      You need to get out from behind your blind hatred for W and see the good he has done.

  28. 69
    GORDON McMENTAL McMAD says:

    My idea of a “Selfie” Is a good old wank in the bathroom

  29. 70
    Seaman St@ines says:

    What I would give to see “Spitting Image” resurrected. Imagine the hours of laughing at “I’m a Donkey S”£$’s” character

  30. 81
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Top story (still) on Beeboid news: “Giant of History Mandela honoured”.

    At time of writing, of the 4 comments submitted so far, 3 are “This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules.”
    :-)

  31. 82
    Ex pat ex higher rate taxpayer says:

    Can David Cameron travel abroad without Richard Branson?

  32. 86
    F**k the LibLabCon says:

    Looks like there are still a few honest politicians left in Europe.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2521038/Czech-Prime-Minister-caught-complaining-to-Mandelas-funeral.html

  33. 90
    EC1 PhD says:

    Pure class in action

  34. 91
    The Green Fairy says:

    Is that the actual Danish PM or that bint off Borgen?

  35. 94
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Apparently, it’s the Guy Newsroom Christmas lunch today…

  36. 98
    labour are hypocrites says:

    Oh FFS when is this stupid farce going to end? it is incessant childish purile nonsense of the worst sort, Mandella was an advocate of terrorism andm left SA in a mess, his wife number 2 was into necklace burnings and pathetic journos comparing him to Christ and politicians off to mourn someone that very few of them actually met.. Can we please get back to the real world? This frankly is going on longer than it took him to die in the first place….

    • 101
      Mornington Crescent says:

      The old sod’s still warm and they ain’t burying him for another 5 days. Apparently, they’re driving the stiff around the streets of Joburg tomorrow and Thursday.

      Enjoy! I’m delighted I don’t pay the Licence Fee.

  37. 102
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    HERE’S MY ‘ALL BY MYSELFIE’.

  38. 104
    SHORTARSEY AND HOLLANDPIE says:

    Remember the great mans wife’s most famous speech

    “In her speech, Madikizela-Mandela said “with our boxes of matches and our necklaces we will liberate this country.”
    She referred to the method of killing in which victims had a tire placed around their neck, were doused with gasoline and set on fire.

    lovely woman

    • 115
      Michelle Obama says:

      My role model, don’t you know. Winnie was an inspiration to all the young African-American activist women of the 1980′s.

      (And you can fuck right off, “T May” poster, with your usual Yankee Go Home, you filthy slimey Western-Culture-hegemonic Eurocentric asshole.)

    • 123
      John Bellingham says:

      Very amusing how the term “Anti-Apartheid Activist” is being applied by people as diverse as Helen Suzman to those who set political enemies alight and burned them to death. I have not heard the word “terrorist”, “killer” or even the ambiguous “militant” used on any TV channel.

  39. 105
    SHORTARSEY AND HOLLANDPIE says:

    Nice to see our hard earned tax money went to good use and wasn’t wasted

  40. 107
    Anonymous says:

    BBC is trying to limit collecting numbers of complaints about Mandela coverage on its complaints website by sidelining complaints to their own response. Worth a look.

  41. 111
    Nelson Mandela House says:

    Gordon you plonker!

  42. 112
    Saint Bob says:

    GIVE US YOUR F**KING SELFIES!

  43. 113
    John Bercow says:

    I have to make do with a selfie while my bitch whore is off sucking pikey cock :)

  44. 116
    BBC COMMENTS LOL says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25311513

    highest rated so far……

    “Is it true that in excess of 100 BBC staff attended this event?”

    “Take a look at your “most read” list. And ask yourselves, BBC, if we really all want wall-to-wall Mandela. Or whether you’re viewing the world through your own little prism.”

    “Last week, the BBC had all sorts of scare stories regarding the storm surge due to hit the East Coast. At the peak of the surge we had nothing but Mandela coverage despite a promise earlier in the evening to keep people informed. The BBC need to get its priorities right.”

    Mwah ha ha :D

    • 142
      An awkward bastard says:

      One reporter, a couple of cameras and computers and two cameramen should be enough together with a two night stay in a Travel Lodge .

      Sorted.

      • 245
        Fishy says:

        I think that ITV have sent 8 people…and their coverage is far more insightful than the BBC’s. The BBC have lost all objectivity, being full of student activists.

    • 169
      Bollox BC says:

      “I am sickened by the overt censorship by the BBC of any comments that are not in line with BBC deification of mandela. If south Africa has improved so much then why-o-why BBC are there so many White south Africans in the UK claiming political asylum?”

      I wonder if that one will make points of view?

    • 170
      The Green Fairy says:

      Now reads: “This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules.” Free speech? We’ve heard of it.

  45. 119
    Nelson Mandela says:

    I would turn in my grave if they would just hurry up and put me there.

  46. 120
    The British media are cunts says:

    The BBC are still enjoying media anal with Obama’s speech. I wonder how many people died today at the hands of one of Obama’s drones? Not that the BBC care to ask, of course when the evil Boosh was in power the BBC never shut up about drone strikes.

    How come the BBC never ask Obama “where are all your prisoners?”

    Of course Obama doesn’t take any, not that I care just that the lefty media would be wetting their pink panties if it were a white Republican doing it.

  47. 122
    Just Sayin' says:

    I’ve no time for the late Communist Mandela, and I’m sick of the misplaced hero-worship we are having to endure on the BBC and Sky TV but the picture of the three larking about is pathetic. Cameroon looks the most desperate to be in shot. What an idiot!

  48. 125
    High Court Judge says:

    Could somebody please enlighten me. What is the difference between a ‘ selfie’ and a ‘onesie ‘?

  49. 138
    An awkward bastard says:

    Those Greenpeace people have selfishly used force to disrupt a live Real Madrid Press Conference.

    I call upon the British Government to condemn such actions .

  50. 146
    sussex carol says:

    You couldn’t imagine Mrs T or Churchill doing such a thing at an event like this could you?

    • 148
      Tina Thatcher says:

      If Churchill were there he would have his polo stick with him.

      • 178
        A lesson from history says:

        AND if still alive Mandela would be serving the drinks …which rather encapsulates the whole history of South Africa and indeed the British Empire

      • 249
        David Cameron says:

        I took my pogo stick so I could bounce about a bit in the boring bits.

    • 149
      sussex carol says:

      And then on top of that we had gordon earlier in the day telling world news how he was a personal pal of Mandela’s and how they spoke regularly on the phone and exchanged cards and gifts -I counted at least eight ‘I’s and nearly as many ‘my’s the man has an ego problem.

      • 153
        Blue Peter Goldfish says:

        Westminster sergeant at arms… Gordon Who?.

      • 181
        Hergé says:

        AND…..When asked how it felt to be speaking to a living legend Mandela replied that he felt honoured

        • 189
          sussex carol says:

          Are there any photo’s of obama shaking gordon by the hand today or did Obama manage to avoid this ‘living legend’ !!

  51. 151
    Schrödinger's Wormhole says:

    Extradited Briton Babar Ahmad admits terrorism offences.

    Someone crawl under the table and tell G.

  52. 157
    Anonymous says:

    Daves doesn’t need selfies as he gets fetish boy Gideon to wank him off rather than do it himself, that’s of course while his sucking the cocks of his donors.

  53. 162
    Anon. says:

    What else could he do? He was bang to rights!

    Has Sadiq Khan stood down yet?

    • 177
      Anon. says:

      The BBC are handwringing, no mention of HASSAN ABUJIHAAD.

      • 202
        Anon. says:
        • 219
          Anon. says:

          True and Casciani needs to be sacked for his ridiculous propaganda.

          • Sack Khan now says:

            So Shadow Justice Secretary Sadiq Khan supported a
            man who has admitted terrorism offences.
            Why hasn’t Miliband sacked him?

          • Apron says:

            Maybe Miliband likes terrorists? His dad was a big fan of Stalin, after all.

          • Baldrick's burger bar says:

            He is still out of the country.

            Another open goal for Camoron to miss at the next PMQs.

          • Dave Lee Travis is innocent says:

            Surely it is a criminal offence to go around making out a guilty person is innocent and inciting others to believe the falsehood ?

            A resignation by the Shadow Minister will not be the end to the matter.

          • English batsmen have technical flaws says:

            Better build some more prison places for all those lawyers

          • Loopy Lou LLB ( Hons ) says:

            If you care to visit your local magistrates court you will find that the lawyers are disappearing fast following the end of legal aid.

            The place is full of individuals who do not know what is happening appearing before lay magistrates who do not know what they are doing

          • DAVE IMMATURE FUCKWIT says:

            Who is Rod Slim Cock?

      • 212
        Sack Khan now says:

        Khan supported an admitted terrorist.
        He is not fit to be Shadow Justice Secretary.
        Miliband must sack him.

  54. 165
    Jon Snow says:

    I wouldn’t have missed this opportunity to rub shoulders with the rich and powerful, oh and pay my respects and that, but to be here on this momentous occasion and be part of history.

    I’ve packed 700 pairs of my best socks and I’ll be looking for every opportunity to show them to my adoring fans so they’ll know how young I am.

    All on the tax payers, how bad is that.

    Vote socialist.

    • 209
      The British media are cunts says:

      Jon Snow, the male Cathy Newman, although I think she has a bigger penis.

  55. 171
    How do you solve a problem like says:

    The first same-sex weddings can take place from 29 March 2014, Equalities Minister Maria Miller says.

  56. 172
    sussex carol says:

    The beeb has sent 120 staff to SAfrica to cover Mandela’s funeral. No other tv station in the world has sent even half that number. ITV have sent 9 .

    • 175
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      It’s the biggest media block buster since the death of Jimmy Savile.

      • 185
        sussex carol says:

        That is our license fee the beeb is spending on the biggest, most luxurious, exotic holiday for the most employees of the beeb ever!

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    Please do not thrust this down our throats says:

    When just three more months have passed,
    You can take your boyfriend up the arse.
    For to do this in a marital bed
    Will show to all you’re truly wed.

    So we plough the earth to rid of weed
    And plant the magic human seed
    Into such place it can’t generate.
    The country’s reached a sorry state.

    What adults do alone is fine,
    We do not try to draw a line.
    The worry is that from a land that’s free
    This will soon become compulsory.

  59. 183
    Bollox BC says:

    Mandella doesn’t even appear on the BBC website’s top 10 most read stories today. The money spent on sending 100 people there to cover it has obviously been worth every penny.

    • 191
      sussex carol says:

      Not 100 – it’s 120 !!

      • 200
        F**k the LibLabCon says:

        I’m guessing they must need a huge entourage of people to get them up in the morning dress them feed them and wipe their collective arses as they swoon around the place fawning with their fellow communists. Probably a couple of champagne opening boys with them too, oh and they’ll need a Colombian marching powder go between as well.

  60. 187
    Harriet's Fanny says:

    Danish PM: “Is that a black man’s cock”

  61. 188
    F**k the LibLabCon says:

    So the BBC took one hundred and twenty staff to cover the Mandela memorial whereas ITV sent just nine staff. Tells you all you need to know about the Blatantly Biased Corporation.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2521428/BBC-took-120-crew-cover-Mandela-memorial-despite-receiving-1-000-complaints-giving-coverage.html

    • 193
      sussex carol says:

      I can’t think of a better argument for selling off in bits to commercial enterprises and save us all the license fee.

    • 194
      and the BBC lectures us on climate change... says:

      How much does it cost to fly them and provide accommodation.
      And what about the carbon emissions created by so much air travel?

      • 199
        sussex carol says:

        I read somewhere that they always insist on their staff being housed in 5 star accommodation with the best views and the best food. Never mind the cost to the environment – it won’t have come cheap to we taxpayers/license fee payers!!

    • 226
      I hope David Cameron dies of cancer says:

      Maybe when they finally shove the dead terrorist into his mausoleum, they can lock the 120 mongs from the BBC in there with him.

      They’d like that.

      And so would we. Only pity is Fiona Bruce would be in there, too.

      • 228
        I hope David Cameron dies of cancer says:

        For “would be in there”, read “wouldn’t be in there.”

        God I hate that vacuous mong.

  62. 198
    Hopeful says:

    Nigel Farage- the first great liberator of the 21st century.

  63. 210
    The British media are cunts says:

    OK who is going to have the first bum sex wedding?

    • 224
      I hope David Cameron dies of cancer says:

      Dimmy Dave Camoron, hopefully, with the consummation achieved with a bottle, forced right up his f*ckin lefty arse.

    • 225
      SHORTARSEY AND HOLLANDSPIE says:

      Mangledbum and Ronaldo ?

  64. 213
    M103 says:

    It’s officially now impossible to have any respect for Cameron. He’s simply adolescent mentally.

    Or a mentally simple adolescent…

  65. 214
    RomaBob... says:

    Did someone die?

    • 220
      BBC 6 o'clock News says:

      Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Barak Obama. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Barak Obama. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela .Barak Obama. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Hero. Mandela. Barak Obama. Hero. Mandela. Hero.

      Vote Labour.

      • 232

        Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma, Ubumma.

  66. 231

    Mega-story coming in the morning kids.— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 10, 2013

    Who is coming out of the closet?

    A. Dave?
    B. Ed Balls?
    C. Yvette Cooper?
    D. Nelson Mandela (dec’d)?
    E. Some spad we have never heard of?
    F. Lord Patten?
    G. Julian Clery?
    H. POTUS?

    The mind boggles…

    • 241
      C.I.A SNIPER says:

      Some spad who buried his spuds in Willybum Vague

      • 261
        Anon...........now Voting UKIP.ORG says:

        You mean Pres Bill Cli*toras is going to say he never had se*x with that
        woman, Hilary Lew*endofski

        The mind boggle’s at such revelations…….

  67. 233
    Profi of Doom says:

    About time!

  68. 235
    DAVE , Caring for Rich people since 2010 says:

    I’m looking forward to my first gay wedding ,
    especially when they “exchange rings” in front of the congregation

    • 252
      A Christian says:

      I am not looking forward to the first re-consecration ceremony necessitated by your sacrilege.

  69. 239
    Fbi says:

    Mrs Obama looks worried as hubby gets to close to the Danish Prime Minister. IS a divorce in.the offing

  70. 244
    DAVE IMMATURE FUCKWIT says:

    I say Mr Zuma Would it be possible for me and Barrack to have a “Deadie” with Madiba ?

  71. 246
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’m very, very bored with this stuff about a blick man dying.

    I even had to turn off the World Service LW to listen to the cricket.Couldn’t figure out which was more painful so had to resort to silence.

    It will go away soon won’t it?

  72. 248
    Post hoc says:

    Away the lads! Obama and Cameron ratings soar astronomically (male envy vote) whilst poor ignored Milligram still looks like the little boy nobody wants to talk to. (No doubt his brother put the word around.) Perfect!

    Barack, of course, is going to get a severe ear-bending when he gets home – but he’ll probably reckon it worthwhile. Ouch oo ouch.

    Admirable body language all round, though, don’t you think?

  73. 267
    Aparat says:

    “The Marx(ist) Brothers…and Sister.”

    It may have been a funeral-ish, but it was a Marxist jamboree, too. Can anyone name an avowed capitalist who was present? Has the globe produced one, yet – one who’s in power?

  74. 274
    olden1936 says:

    Apparently the latest word is ‘selfies’ All these countless photos taken of self and others and stored by mobile phone owners, does anyone ever look at them again? I somehow doubt it.

  75. 275


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