December 9th, 2013

Miliband’s Godless Christmas Card

Miliband follows Cameron with another Christmas card devoid of any Christmassy merit whatsoever.

Via @paulwaugh


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Well Christmas is essentially godless!

    • 11
      vile labour ruined my wife says:

      thank god he isn’t some mad catholic

    • 13
      Jesus H Christ says:

      No it isn’t.

    • 14
      They are mad...all mad says:

      British Politicians mention every religious festival under the sun except Christian festivals. I haven’t got a clue why, probably the same as why some councils used to ban Christmas decorations in case they offended Muslims. Which is silly as Muslims are the last people to be offended by other religions holding a festival.

    • 15
      Ed Miliband says:

      A photo of me and the woman I wasn’t bothered about marrying.

      • 21
        Ed Miliband says:

        PS and the son whose birth certificate I could not be arsed to sign,

        • 26
          Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

          Excuse me while I go and vomit.

          • Millipede says:

            I’m off to shorten my jeans.

          • Ed Miliband says:

            A couple of decent haircuts for the kids wouldn’t hurt, either.

          • The Ed Miliband Make over Team says:

            He doesn’t wear Jeans except when we are trying to make him look like a normal family man at the seaside.

          • helpful suggestion says:

            Norman family men don’t wear grey
            v necked jumpers at the seaside.

          • Cath says:

            Ed happy to let the woman carry the heavy child.

          • Food bank Clothes bank good enough for me says:

            As you can see I only ever wear two dark suites or this grey jumper and jeans. All my shirts are brought for the work I do, that is talking in front of the TV camera.

            In showing solidarity with those who have to scrimp on a clothing allowance please send me a new casual outfit.

            I do not qualify for a clothing bank.

          • child line complaint says:

            Is it OK to use your children to promote yourself.

          • Face air touch says:

            Has not milibands face been air brushed from a all shady yellow to a healthy white?

          • DR says:

            Now that he’s in Brown’s shoes why isn’t he wearing brown shoes with his jeans?

          • Bay Watch says:

            Which beach in Israel is that?

      • 156
        Milbandwagon says:

        Until she threatened to stop subsidising me.

        Or was that Comrade Len? It’s hard to remember when you’re in hock to so many people …

    • 49
      Vick Sinex Milliband says:

      Absolutely disgusting-but just what you’d expect from a totally colourless, useless career politician whose utility level is about asswipe level

    • 66
      No such thing as a catholic "libertarian" says:

      Everything is “godless”, since “god” is made up as an excuse for some really, really sick politics.

    • 77
      Quis custodiet says:

      The Christians stole the mid-winter festival and now we are taking it back. We are keeping the name and a few traditions (presents, cards, getting pissed more often than usual), and ditching all the religious mumbo-jumbo.

    • 157
      Unintended consequences of atheism says:

      Politics is the new religion with The State replacing the Deity.

    • 178




    • 182
      Darth Balls says:

      Yeah, I’d have settled for a picture of a robin or a fat santa, instead I get an unbelievable work of fiction: a photo of a potential (FFS it better be a fiction) PM and his family.

  2. 2
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Cost centre 1: Have you been picked up by the fuzz?

    Cost centre 2: No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits a few times.

  3. 3
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha says:

    Tim Jones

  4. 4

    I thought Y-i*d@s didn’t do Christmas? Neither do Marxists. At least Ed’s got two excuses for a bit of self promotion that would do Mr. Vaz proud..

  5. 5
    Sandalista says:

    Eldest child; “My father is a blank”.

  6. 6
    Centre Parting says:

    Kid on the left looks like Gordon Brown.

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Mummy, Mummy, who’s this strange man thats pulling me ??

  8. 8
    MayfairMagFan says:

    If it’s only Christmassy merit that it’s missing then its still got more merit than everything else of his.

    • 143
      Maximus says:

      It’s true that sometimes what is not said speaks more than what is said. But I think here the simple message is “Global Warming is real, and here I am with my family proving it”.

  9. 9
    Santa Claus says:

    His eldest looks like Jim Carrey’s character in Dumb and Dumber!!

    Incidently, he is also the same child who Ed couldn’t be bothered to put his name on the birth certificate for!!!

    • 42
      The most amusing claim ever says:

      Even in to-day’s “Equal Society” whilst the mother can register the birth of her child it still has to be the father that registers the birth if the offspring is to bear his surname

  10. 10
    Fishy says:

    But he’s an atheist…most communists are.

  11. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Christmas cards featuring a photo of yourself, with or sans family, is soo tacky.

    • 36
      Mary says:

      We totally agree with this, don’t we Joseph?

    • 40
      how about says:

      I thought Godfrey Bloom’s card was funny.

    • 48
      JadedJean says:

      Not to mention narcissistic.

      Narcissists tend to see their family members just as extensions of their own person and not as persons in their own right. It’s egocentric behaviour over allocentric consideration.

      • 66
        Santa says:

        It’s as bad as those appalling boastful letters you sometimes get from relatives you haven’t seen for years ( and ,indeed, don’t want to see), telling you how well Tarquin’s riding lessons are going.

  12. 18
    Sunny Jim says:

    All because he, like Cameron, is terrified of upsetting the ‘ethnic’ vote…

    • 85
      Fridge Freezer says:

      It’s not so much the ethnic vote, though for sure, Labour consider them to be a captive audience for socialism. No, the real target here is the well known religion of Piece (s).

  13. 20
    Cheap Skate says:

    That photo was a PR composition taken at the Labour party conference.

  14. 23
    In it together says:

    Just your average hardworking family worth millions of pounds in property.

  15. 24
    Border Terrier says:

    Please remove pictures that cause offence.

    • 39
      a non says:

      Was thinking the same myself.
      Surely the faces of the 3 children in the photo here should be pixillated?

  16. 27


    Thank you for choosing my comment, despite my HTML being rather less than perfect. I failed to properly close the italics at the end of the first line.

    *Must remember the Preview button*

  17. 31
    Farage doppelganger says:

    Pass the sick bucket

  18. 32
    Ed Balls says:

    I don’t give a toss

  19. 34
    Mother Nature says:

    Sod Christmas. The Christians just tried to latch on to the winter solstice celebrations, but the sky fairy lovers got their dates wrong.

    • 109
      Anonymous says:

      I’m not in the slightest bit religious, but I do find those who use the term “sky fairy” are soo dull, and every bit as sheeplike as the dullards they’re trying to offend.

  20. 38
    Ma­qb­­oul says:

    For Christmas the two boys will be receiving one knife between them as a present from Ed. Let them fight over it like proper brothers should.

  21. 41
    Bill Quango MP/8 says:

    Dear taxpayers.
    I really do think this wage increase for MPs is entirely unjustified.
    If I had my way there would be no increase at all.

    Alas it’s the standards committee that decides so we MPs will just have to abide by their 11% salary increase decision.

    How sad. What a pity. Never mind

  22. 43
    Windmills are crap says:

    Notice the backdrop isn’t spoilt by having any windmills.

  23. 44
    Yvette Cooper says:

    A card with Miliband hanging balls off a tree.
    That would fill me with festive cheer.

  24. 46
    not an MP says:

    should there not be a license to be allowed to breed ?

  25. 47
    Millipede is a T**t says:

    If this website was moderated then Millipede’s picture would be remove as a degrading image

  26. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Food more expensive and now this:
    Academics at Glasgow University have claimed an independent Scotland could lose more in UK Treasury support than it would gain from extra oil revenues.

    Oh it gets better and better.

    • 59
      Scottish Independence would finish off Miliband and Labour post-2015 says:

      Still fingers crossed….they may still vote for independence

      • 154

        Most of the rest of the UK would vote for Scottish independence as well.

        • 177
          Jack Ketch says:

          Plus re-patriation of all Scots lurking in England, especially announcers and comedians at the BBC. Except Kirsty Young, she can stay if she gets her kit off now and then.

  27. 52
    Fuck the muzees says:

    I just went to the toilet and had a massive allah.

    One of the men accused of murdering soldier Lee Rigby tells a jury his defence is that he is “a soldier of Allah” and “this is a war”.

  28. 53
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    What a dork

  29. 56
    Do you remeber where you were the day Kinnock fell in the sea? says:

    To stop Miliband doing a Kinnock they anchored him to his whole family not just the wife.

    • 61
      Cynical Politicians says:

      That’s a lovely family trip isn’t it – mum, dad, the kids.. oh and a professional photographer and numerous SpAds and other hangers on.

    • 63
      The most amusing claim ever says:

      Still worth watching after 20 plus years

      • 86

        Here stands our mighty leader, Neil,
        Whose word no man relies on,
        Who never said a rational thing
        Nor ever did a wise one.

        With apologies to John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
        • 158
          Airey Belvoir says:

          APK, SC.

          • I am most grateful for your response but due to senior disability am unable to determine what the first three letters stand for.

            None of the following seems to fit the bill: Aktion Psychisch Kranke; Angka Partisipasi Kasar; Applied Physiology Kinesiology; Amplitude Phase Keying; Afrikaanse Protestantse Kerk; Acrylic Polish Kit; Alkohol per Krona; adult polycystic kidneys; acid phosphatase-kidney; AMP-dependent protein kinase; Association of Planters of Kerala; Alexander Peter Kowalski; Anti Player Killer; Aktion Psychisch Kranker; Activated Protein Kinases; Anthony Paul Kerby; Automatic Pilot Kit; Amplitude Phase Keyed; Algemeen Periodieke Konijnenkwelling; Angka Partispasi Kasar; Ahmed Pasha Kemal; Armor Protection Kits; Avataasiutinik Piginneqatigiiffiit Kattuffiat; Alejandra P Karamanian; Audio Press Kits.

          • I am most grateful for your response but due to senior disability am unable to determine what the first three letters stand for.

            None of the following seems to fit the bill: Aktion Psychisch Kranke; Angka Partisipasi Kasar; Applied Physiology Kinesiology; Amplitude Phase Keying; Afrikaanse Protestantse Kerk; Acrylic Polish Kit; Alkohol per Krona; adult polycystic kidneys; acid phosphatase-kidney; AMP-dependent protein kinase; Association of Planters of Kerala; Alexander Peter Kowalski; Anti Player Killer; Aktion Psychisch Kranker; Activated Protein Kinases; Anthony Pаul Kerby; Automatic Pilot Kit; Amplitude Phase Keyed; Algemeen Periodieke Konijnenkwelling; Angka Partispasi Kasar; Ahmed Pasha Kemal; Armor Protection Kits; Avataasiutinik Piginneqatigiiffiit Kattuffiat; Alejandra P Karamanian; Audio Press Kits.

  30. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Where’s Gromit?

  31. 60
    The Cons*LieLabor*LebDims Evil Alliance says:

    As directed by our masters EUSSR Kommiesars the celebration called Xmas
    is to be eradicated within the the next 5 year central planning cycle to be
    replaced by weekly glorification for everything Brussels.

    This will fit in with the Multi Cultural Diversity edict for this province
    of the glorious EUSSR

  32. 64
    Nepotism perpetuates the socialist aristocracy says:

    If history is anything to go by that won’t be the only lift the son of a Miliband will be getting.

  33. 71
    Long lonely nights,hunky cop outside the door..Mmm says:

    You can see who the kids take after…Milibands close protection officer.

  34. 72
    Grammatical Bee says:

    Has a Seagull shit on his head?

  35. 74
    not an MP says:

    Do you tire of the Polish and the African immigrants ?
    are you wondering how you can afford such luxury ?

    we are here, waiting.
    We are always here, all we can do is wait with patience, our love is boundless, our patience is unlimited.
    3 generations, 10 generations it makes no difference, time passing can only bring us closer because we are the same.
    grasp the opportune time in history, come back to our bosom.
    Join with us and affirm our common destiny. negotiate a new UNITED Kingdom outside of the EU

    • 113
      not an MP says:

      Do you tire of the Polish and the African immigrants ?
      are you wondering how you can afford such luxury ?
      are you worried that the new influx of chancers from Rumanian and Bulgaria will leave you penniless ?
      …. see above


  36. 75
    Sun,sea,sand it must be Christmas? says:

    More ‘Wish you were here’ than ‘Merry Christmas’

  37. 82
    The New Messiah says:

    Rupert Murdoch bought his wife a necklace for Xmas. She said it was rubbery.

    • 98
      Tony Blair says:

      I can go one better…I MADE a pearl necklace for Rupert Murdoch’s wife at 35,000ft. She said it tasted rubbery.

  38. 83
    Diane Fartbott says:

    A Happy Winterval to all brothas and sistas.

  39. 91
    Daved Camerband says:

    We strongly disapprove of using our children for political advantage.

  40. 92
    Cynical Politicians says:

    F*cking Brown!! Where’s he been?? What has he got to do with Mandela?!?

    • 94
      Cynical Politicians says:

      He says Mandela was the greatest man of his generation. Mandela was the same age as JFK?

      • 104
        Victors' history says:

        …the difference between them being that Mandela was delivering the bullets whereas JFK, unfortunately, only ever received bullets.

    • 99
      F**k the LibLabCon says:

      Diane Abbott too busy texting on her phone to bother paying any attention to Gordon Brown’s fawning, a great shot from the BBC there. Someone needs to youtube that one and post it.

    • 103
      Delusional Gordon Brown says:

      “Nelson and I..”

  41. 95
    F**k the LibLabCon says:

    I see Gordo McMong and the House of Cυnts are currently fawning over the death of Saint Mandela. It’s truly gut churning to watch.

    • 107
      What a fucking Joke says:

      It’s like North Korea.If you aren’t seen crying over his death then you are going to find yourself condemned.

      • 124
        Man locked up for 8 hours for a Mandella joke says:

        sadly you are right and if you make an inappropriate joke about the great leader you end up arrested and in jail or worse.
        couldn’t happen here of course….oh wait a minute

    • 121
      The British media are cunts says:

      Is Gordy McMong not going to the funeral then? He could chase Obumma around the bedroom again.

    • 130
      British Public says:

  42. 97
    Post hoc says:

    The unholy family!

  43. 106

    Russia Backs Off Ukraine Union After Kiev Lenin Statue Falls – Bloomberg

    The country faces an equally unenticing choice between Russia and the EU, whilst it faces default over its debt.

    If Miliband won in 2015, that could well be us down the line.

    • 115
      F**k the LibLabCon says:

      The Ukraine need to grow some balls and tell ‘em both to fuck off and do an Iceland.
      Oh wait a minute…

  44. 110
    geordieboy says:

    Political leaders want to appear impoverished at Christmas to make us think they are in the same shit street as us.

  45. 114
    Dirty cowardly bastard says:

    Spit it out Rifkind,it was fucking terrorism, not ‘armed struggle’

    • 141
      JadedJean says:

      But then look at who the “whites” were behind the race equality and “armed struggle” is SA.

      i.e. the likes of Denis Goldberg, Helen Suzman, Arthur Goldreich and Ronnie Kasrils.
      Only when people start to see the J’ewish connection will they start to begin to understand who and what agenda is behind what is happening and that the same modus operandi is being used here in the UK to subvert our nation state.

      Kasrils was even on R4′s Today programme this morning finally conceding the fact that Black rule in SA has been an unmitigated disaster. Too sorry, too late.

      It will all end in tears here too.

  46. 116
    The Critic says:

    Ed’s smiling……..has he just been visiting a food bank?

  47. 118
    The British media are cunts says:

    Christmas is nothing to do with god. Jesus didn’t exist and even if he did, he wasn’t born on the 25th December, which was really a pagan festival stolen by the Christians.

    Having said all that, politicians could at least put a fucking fairy on their cards. Bryant would be a good one.

    • 150
      kmc says:

      Ed Miliband has put a fairy on his card. Himself.

    • 159
      if you talk to god it's called praying but if god talks to you it's called schizophrenia says:

      knowing the true satanic nature of various christian factions my sense is jesus was probably executed on christmas day and was born during easter. oh and by modern standards his father aka god was a nonce… which is probably why priests are forever “second coming” onto children. let us pray? nah! they really mean let us prey.

  48. 119
    Only Asking? says:

    If Brown can get himself 5000 miles to represent the constituents in a back of beyond place in S.Africa why can’t he get himself 500 miles to London to do the same.

  49. 127
    Delusional Gordon Brown says:

    Hain thinks the praise he’s had today was PERHAPS over generous..

  50. 129
    Oranje says:

    Hain makes me fucking puke.

    • 135
      British Public says:

    • 179
      Ghost of John Fredrick Harris says:

      Hain is still reluctant to return to SA because of that little matter of inappropriate behaviour with one of the teachers at Pretoria Boys’s High.

  51. 132
    Anonymous says:

    that picture makes Milliband look slightly deranged

  52. 133
    Johnny Norfolk says:

    God Help Us.

  53. 134
    Ed Marxithband says:

    mewee Cwithmus

  54. 138
    rGOM says:

    Gormless family..

  55. 139
    Feathers McGraw says:

    Looks like a grand day out.

  56. 140
    Delusional Gordon Brown says:

    Hain saying that the Conservative governments of the 80′s were complicit in apartheid. And that Mandela thought that as well.

  57. 145
    Hateful says:

    Fuck me, that cùnt Hain sure as fuck thinks he is the dogs bollocks.

    • 149
      Have you been Tangoed says:

      He has been waiting for his day in the sun for 35 years ;)

    • 151
      Peter's mum in Wales says:

      He hangs low does my Peter.
      Gave me a non-job so he could claim my salary on expenses.
      Never had to do a thing.
      And at my age, he surely never expected me too.
      Some people think he’s a fuckard.
      I agree.

  58. 148
    cheche says:

    How do you spell eugenics

  59. 155
    Pass the sick bucket says:

    Ponsy & superficial!

  60. 167
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    There,s never a high tide and tidal surge when you need it.

  61. 171

    Looks like they want to pull the kids arms out, and probably slap each other with the sloppy ends! Merry Syphilis all round.

  62. 172
    Old Soldier says:

    In fairness he is a four b` two so can be forgiven for not having a baby Jesus on his Christmas card. Hannukah anyone?

  63. 181
  64. 183
    Gorgeous Gordon says:

    No card with a picture of me on it would be godless.

  65. 184
    Arse says:

    He looks like a Hunt.

  66. 185
    Helpful says:

    What is the big deal? Christmas was and is a Pagan festival – they just changed the name for marketing purposes!

  67. 186
    Klaus Henchmann says:

    Arrrh. The Kulak killers on their way home ‘from a visit to a Camp in the Ukraine’ ?.

    Showing the Children how to deal with Counter Revolutionaries, like Great Grandad and

    May be visiting an old drop point that Grandad use to use. Back in the good old days.

    Murdering Marxists. Don’t you just love’m.

  68. 187
    Mavis Ramsbottom says:

    is that a Moonpig card?

  69. 189
    Anonymous says:

    Did Miliband and his missus ever start wearing their wedding rings?

  70. 191

    Is it impossible to take a photograph of Milliband in which he doesn’t look a C-NT?

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“I bet if you went into a pub tonight and started a conversation about ­politics you’d hear strong opinions. David Cameron would be out of touch and Nick Clegg despised while Nigel Farage would divide people sharply. Miliband? In a lot of boozers he’d be the fourth most interesting man in British politics.”

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