December 9th, 2013

Godfrey Bloom’s Seasonal Greeting


  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will mainly be a staircase.

    • 3
      Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

      How very apt, the Labour Staircase to Hell. It will be if the scum get elected.

      • 18
        The New Messiah says:

        Methinks a big bung has been given to somebody at the DM from the Tory offices. The DM’s anti-UKIP offensive seems to be gaining momentum.

        • 24
          UKIP or bust says:

          Could be money channeld from our real government overseas, they have the most to lose.

          • The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

            £22,000,000,000 a year from next year. Apparently we’ve got to help bail out the eurozone yet again.

            But remember: leaving the EU “could cost us billions”.

        • 73
          Farage doppelganger says:

          DM is a toilet paper

          if you wipe your arse with it you get more s**t on you than it take off.

    • 15
      vile labour ruined my wife says:

      shows exactly why UKIP are well rid of him. bloke is a fruitcake.

      anyway, onwards towards a Labour victory in 2015. Thanks UKIP.

      • 21
        The New Messiah says:

        At least it will slow down Dave’s fight to allow 75 million Muslim Turks entry into the UK.

        • 39
          vile labour ruined my wife says:

          i don’t think he seriously wants 75 million Turks arriving in the UK.

          • The New Messiah says:

            But this is just typical of fruitcake europhiles like Dave. He only sees the minor benefits while ignoring the massive damage that his polices will lead to. A vote for the Tories is a vote for massive immigration on a scale we have not even seen yet. Imagine a country joining the EU that borders Iran. And after Turkey he wants Ukraine, Georgia and Kazakhstan to join the EU, with all their citizens free to come here.

          • The Great British Public says:

            The conservatives need to stop splitting the UKIP

      • 84
        Anonymous says:

        Are they rid of him? I thought he continues to be a member?

      • 104
        Anonymous says:

        But what is the point of labour when there’s no money. I’m no Tory but surely if Labour win in 2015 that really is it game over.

    • 65

      Could this be re-newel?

  2. 2
    The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

    Excellent! Make him PM.

  3. 4
    Notice says:

    The inflammable hair!

  4. 5
    The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

    Am I alone in wondering how his hair didn’t get burnt?

  5. 8
    Mitch says:

    Not only is the man an idiot, he is also an ignorant idiot.

    • 10
      Correction says:

      Alternatively and most likely the case. Godfrey is an intelligent man with a sense of humour that is guaranteed to outrage Lefties.

      • 17
        Mitch says:

        No intelligent person uses the phrase “bongo-bongo land”, even if intended as a “joke”, which he didn’t anyway. I stand by my original assessment.

        • 27

          Don’t be so bloody wet. Sayings come and go, just like fashion. For people of Godfrey’s generation Bongo Bongo Land was a very common saying and it trips off the tongue.

          It’s time you lefties showed some tolerance for you fellow countrymen that you show to the victims of your mass immigration experiment.

          • The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

            Lefty mindset: All cultures enrich our society and are to be celebrated. Apart from English culture, which must be crushed, belittled and expunged.

          • Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

            Quite right, when I started work sayings like nig*er and nig*er in the woodpile were commonly expressed. Anti gay language was commonplace though gay had not been hijacked then. It’s a totally different world now and not for the better.

          • Anonymous says:

            Headline in the Aussie newspapers “POMS AWAY”. If they had just beaten Pakistan and used the headline “PAKIS AWAY” there would be international outrage. So mush for PC double standards

          • Jack Ketch says:

            Yup, we could call a spade a spade, right enough.

        • 59
          Bluto says:

          Really? Surely you mean no person intimidated and coerced by lefty political correctness uses that phrase? You really shouldn’t conflate intelligence with obedience/conformity to your orthodoxy.

        • 76
          Farage doppelganger says:

          Grow up you T***t

          • Yes indeed back in the Fiifties ” …. bachelor gay …. ” described a cad of a fellow with a roving willie for various and varied quim.

            Now it is anything but…… and probably politically incorrect !!

      • 53
        Mike Hunt says:

        Which predictably it has.
        I say to them: Grow up and acquire a sense of humour.

    • 12
      The New Messiah says:

      A touch of humour clearly goes way over the heads of some miserable bastards.

      • 22
        Mitch says:

        But, it isn’t even funny on any level?

        • 30
          Comedy is in the eye of the beholder says:

          Not for you. Then most of us normal people don’t find Ben Elton funny, yet lefties do.

          • The New Messiah says:

            Or any of the hundreds of other so-called left wing comedians that infest BBC programs. Unfunny people like Eddie Izzard, Steve Coogan, Marcus Brigstocke, etc, etc. How many right wing comedians appear on the BBC these days?

          • Jeremy Hardy says:

            To be funny it’s essential to take a cheap shot at Thatcher. I have made a whole career at the BBC out of this.

          • Airey Belvoir says:

            ‘Left-wing comedian’ is an oxymoron, rather like ‘honour killing’ or ‘military intelligence.’

        • 33
          The New Messiah says:

          Only for people without a sense of humour.

        • 61
          Bluto says:

          It’s not meant to be funny. It’s taking the p out of people just like you. We insurgents understand its message. It’s like a ‘V’ painted on a wall in our occupied country.

        • 68
          Talwin says:

          Mitch, bet you’re fun to be with on a night out.

      • 36
        Village Idiot says:

        …Absolutely brilliant and normally I do not like cards with the sender on them,but, I still have a sense of humour and laughed a lot at Mr and Mrs Bloom,thank you for lightening my day and please,never change……Thank you Godfrey!

    • 13
      Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

      Left wingers are humourless twats.

      Who’d a thunk it?

      • 19
        vile labour ruined my wife says:

        oh come on, everyone knows Libertardians are the most humourless bunch. Just look at the Tea Party or the average Randist, totalyl joyless, horrible people, hell bent on the destruction of society.

        • 56
          PC killed comedy says:

          Indeed you are correct. RIGHT-WING libertarian political correctness killed comedy. But many who post on here surreptitiously make out that PC was/is a left-wing liberal construct.

          • bbc kontroller says:

            Political correctness is the epitome of left-wing thinking.

            You know this, I know this, we all know this, so your foul propaganda is pointless as well as foolish.

        • 94
          British Jokes for British Workers says:

          This is the UK not the USA – tea parties and randies are not relevant here.

    • 25
      UKIP, the finale solution says:

      The thing that truly enrages you leftists is your victims ability to mock your miserable thin lipped puritanism. You hate being laughed at and you especially hate the fact that your putrid ideological attacks can be turned against you in the form of humour. The left desperately needs to laughed at, a really concentrated campaign of taking the piss, it would push you lot over the edge into madness. And it must really cut deep that Godfrey Bloom is more popular than ever eh?

      Ha ha ha ha, have a really miserable Christmas.

      • 31
        Mitch says:

        If the card was remotely funny we could at least have a laugh at his ignorance. He doesn’t even achieve that.

        • 67
          Bluto says:

          I’m laughing at your reaction to it. I bet you’d like to ban it if you could which is even funnier.

          How anyone can take you people seriously is beyond me. You ought to be mocked and jeered out of existence.

      • 41
        vile labour ruined my wife says:

        he isn’t popular though is he? he is just confirming to pretty much every sane person in the country that he is a twat

        its not even a funny self parody, its just pathetic.

  6. 14
    Do some work you lazy bastards says:

    What is it with these tossers sending personalised Christmas Cards anyhow?
    Do they have a little too much time on their hands, and a little too much taxpayer money to chuck around….

  7. 16
    Do some work you lazy bastards says:

    Is that Winnie Mandela’s Xmas card?

    • 105
      Anonymous says:

      No hers was the one with the tyre round a white man’s neck. “With our necklaces we will liberate this country”

  8. 20
    3 of 6 so far says:

    I hope this latest football betting scandal crosses the racial divide. Wouldn’t want the society of black lawyers to have to comment……

  9. 23
    E printer says:

    My 3D printer is now capable of printing working models of MPs.

    As with the originals they all appear to be the same.

  10. 26

    The blog has come on in the last few hours.

  11. 27
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    The poorest pay the price for austerity: Workers face biggest fall in living standards since Victorian era.

    Vote Tory !

    Hear! Hear!

    • 46
      Alfie Asbo (typical Labour supporter) says:

      It’s ridiculous how my living standards have fallen! It’s like being in the Victorian era!

      Sent from my iPhone 5S.

  12. 29
    Mornington Crescent says:

    So, another G0dless card, then.

  13. 32
    Iain Duncan Smith says:


  14. 47
    Iain Duncan Smith says:

    My salary is £65,000 a year. After petrol, food and housing are deducted I’m only left with £65,000 a year. I deserve an 11% pay rise.

    • 51
      Sitting in his £2million taxpayer funded house, Ed Miliband says:

      That 11perthent pay rithe will help me with my cotht of living cwithith.

  15. 48
    Blimey says:

    BBC NEWS:- N.A.S.A. has confirmed that during the next seven days a mountain sized asteroid will collide with earth. And now we return to extended coverage of Nelson Mandela’s funeral arrangements.

    • 50
      Pre Crimbo All expenses Jolly says:

      Turned on the BBC 10pm news last night and was astounded to find that it was coming from Soweto.

      The BBC have uprooted from London and Manchester and moved on block to South Africa.

      • 54
        Are you sure? says:

        London and Soweto are pretty much indistinguishable now, aren’t they?

      • 55
        Mornington Crescent says:

        Yep, the Beeboid Prima Donnas get oh-so-uppity when they have to trek all the way from London to Manchester, poor dears, but offer them a ticket to Joburg or Cape Town and they can’t wait to jump on the plane.

        • 58
          The Nelson Mandela Commemorative CO2 Emissions says:

          What do the BBC’s 28 climate change scientists have to say about that?

          • Scodman says:

            Unfortunately the Beeb’s 28 climate change scientists can’t be contacted at the moment. They’re all circumnavigating the globe at 35,00 feet, pouring tons of carbon dioxide into the upper atmosphere, on their way to important climate change conferences all around the world, together with thousands of other public payroll climate change scientists. Why not give them all a packet of paper clips and some rubber bands and pay them to stay at home?

        • 62

          Might Her Majesty’s Immigration Service be prevailed upon not to let them back in the country?

        • 63
          Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

          Let’s hope they all get murdered at gunpoint :-)

  16. 57
    Anonymous says:

    His ex wife ordered that not Nelson.

  17. 66
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    If Labour really want to win the biggest landslide in history (by stealing UKIP votes) and go on to govern for the next 50 years they just have to make the top 4 priorities in their manifesto as follows:

    1. Invoke article 50 and restore full sovereignty (border controls,fishing grounds etc) as it was before 1972.

    2. Abolish all taxes on petrol,electricity and gas.

    3. Halt all low/unskilled immigration until we have a shortage of low/unskilled labour.

    4. No more asylum seekers allowed into Britain

  18. 71
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    I am utterly sick of this Mandela crap,the Marxist Broadcasting Corporation plan to run with this for the next 8 days,it will be interesting to see what the cost to the taxpayer this whole chardade has cost,the guy was a terrorist wedded to the armed struggle,I had to laugh yesterday seeing Zuma and Winnie praying at a local church no doubt Stompie Maketosi was the subject of their prayers!

    • 83
      Hugh Janus says:

      We’ll be lucky to get away from it in just 8 days! Even the DT on Saturday managed to fill the first 8 pages, and then two more further in, with this totally OTT crap. There is a dividing between mere reporting, and wallowing in it. The media has lost its marbles again, particularly the leftie luvvies of the BBC. Stopped trying to watch any news broadcasts since the old man croaked. Was hoping to find out how those poor sods in Scotland and the east coast are getting on with their massive and expensive clear-up and repairs, following the worst storms and tidal thingy in 60 years. No, don’t bother BBC, you will simply blame it all on man-made global warmimg….

    • 85
      Scodman says:

      Tut,tut Sunderland, don’t you know that BBC stands for Black Broadcasting Corporation.

    • 93
      Airey Belvoir says:

      Mandela is proof that prison works. Locked up for 27 years and did not re-offend.

  19. 74
    Anonymous says:

    He should have had a hooker as well with his brother in law waiting his turn.

  20. 78
    Cleaning policy uncovers an old fag says:

    …and behind the cooler a port.

  21. 80
    Anoldun says:

    What kind of fools are we to continue paying our taxes that go towards two full Houses of Parliament (The one stuffed to the brim and by some that wanted titles) that have to obey the same EU orders of Foreigners while knowing-without doubt- our own Constitution forbids us obeying Orders, Directives, Rules and Regulations of foreigners. “…all usurped and foreign power and authority…may forever be clearly extinguished, and never used or obeyed in this realm. …no foreign prince, person, prelate, state, or potentate…shall at any time after the last day of this session of Parliament, use, enjoy or exercise any manner of power, jurisdiction, superiority, authority, preeminence or privilege…within this realm, but that henceforth the same shall be clearly abolished out of this realm, for ever.”

  22. 82
    Scodman says:

    At least Geofrey Bloom’s wife is only dressed like a slut. Unlike most other politicians who are sluts or married to them.

  23. 87
    Anonymous says:

    The man has dared to deploy the tinsel! Just noticed that my local authority has put up the non-denominational Christmas (or maybe Winterval) lights, though I do live in the socialist city state that is Birmingham.

  24. 88
    Cast out for speaking human says:

    Would this man make a better Chancellor of the exchequer?

  25. 101

    Actually that is a Merry Syphilis and a Happy Gonorrhoea card. Innit?

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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