December 8th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun on Sunday Online

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  • What John Bercow used to think about Nelson Mandela
  • Pressure mounts on Patten over BBC cover up of a cover up
  • Ed’s Hull hell
  • Dave’s dodgy curry
  • Balls out? Find out who Guido is tipping to replace him

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  1. 1
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    I don’t really care what John Bercow thinks.

    Inside that tiny mind it’s probably just elevator music.

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  3. 3
    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    Despite the death of the greatest figure of the 20th Century I’m not going to read about him in the Sun.

    To be honest, haven’t read about him in any newspaper.

  4. 4
    Gooey Blob says:

    You reckon Twelvety is going? Labour don’t have too many bright sparks in the economics department so it’ll be interesting to see who takes his place.

    Then all they have to do is replace the other Ed and they might begin to look semi-electable.

  5. 5
    Andy Burnham says:

    Why wasn’t Mandela put on the Liverpool Care Pathway?

  6. 6
    Doctor Mick says:

    Milibland will never give Balls’ job to Alistair Darling for two reasons: 1) it is the stepping stone to the top job as Brown revealed and Darling would make a better PM and 2) he knows that Balls will give him a very nasty Chinese burn if he did.

  7. 7
    Gooey Blob says:

    Greatest figure of the 20th century? Is the newspaper doing a feature on Winston Churchill?

  8. 8
    DtP says:

    Geoff Boycott’s still alive old bean, fret yee not.

  9. 9
    Without a stool to stand on says:

    …he’ll never know the joy of peeing in the sink.

  10. 10
    dai bored says:

    nothing important to report/comment on then?

  11. 11
    Hey!! says:


    Blair or Brown??

  12. 12
    DtP says:

    Plus, has Miliband got the political capital to remove Balls, I genuinely don’t know. Miliband would be an idiot though as it’s a vote winner (or rather, not the vote loser that Balls is), if he’s creating problems now it’ll only get worse and when / if they do win the next election will just lead to Blair v Brown mark 2 but with all the Blairites being used as pawns. If Miliband cares about the party (stop laughing at the back, Jenkins) he has to do it. Personally, i’d do it before the Euro elections but it’s got to be before the general and sooner rather than later. Miliband loses nothing but a week of dodgy briefing and carping but he’ll get that anyway – it’s a classic no-brainer.

  13. 13
    Sunday Politics says:

    Right now, a report on Labour Greenwich council’s bullying councillor Chris Roberts.

  14. 14
    Sunday Politics says:

    Chris Roberts is a very dodgy wankstain.

  15. 15
    David Moyes says:

    Does anyone know how to manage a fitba club?

  16. 16
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    the stairway to heaven.

  17. 17
    subsection 7a says:

    ot but so atypical of the gordon brown knee training routine … its time chris leslie was brought back to reality .. on sunday politics just now … same repeated nonsense ed balls like to articulate.

  18. 18
    Gooey Blob says:

    Ed Balls or no Ed Balls, Labour won’t win the next election while caretaker Miliband is leading the party.

  19. 19
    Dribble says:

    leaves on the line ?

  20. 20
    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    Does anyone know how to run a whelk stall?

  21. 21
    M102 says:

    The good news is that Mel Sykes is back on the market.

  22. 22
    green ink says:

    spot on … I actually rate darling … had he not been so unfortunate to have gordon as his master … the world saving savant of economics … he could have made a much better job last time although the outcome would not have been any different in the end …gordon had already done the damage … the banking crisis just nailed the lid down.

  23. 23
    Sensai says:

    To run a whelk stall one must first think like a whelk.
    You have passed the first test young Miliband

  24. 24
    I would,even now says:

    Dirty bird

  25. 25
    François Hollande says:

    When are you English going to turn up in the Central African Republic as Mr Cameron promised ?

  26. 26
    pancakes on tuesday says:

    Eric will be chuffed

  27. 27

    Whilst all of this is going on, the HoC parasites,pimps & leeches are going to
    get there 11% pay rise in full & with extras hidden away in the small print as
    usual. Of course CMDD is wringing his hands & saying there is nothing he can
    do, the same line is also coming from the other two retard leaders.

    So while lots of the working population have not received a pay rise at all
    or even a decrease in pay. Along with large numbers shunted into fuel poverty as a result of the energy scam & condoned by our MPs while we
    pay there energy bills.

    These out of touch Parliament Fat Pouncing Barons are going to get this
    huge rise which we there employers have NO SAY IN what so ever,

    No doubt we can totally reassure our MPs we will remember this when
    we VOTE !!

    Sack the fcuking Lot of them !!!

    VOTE UKIP……………

  28. 28
    Royal Marine's Strike Committee says:

    I think our planned industrial action might have something to do with it

  29. 29
    yes ukip can says:

    Darling will probably take Balls’ job after the Scottish independence referendum.

  30. 30
    Diana Abbott says:

    Whatever Mandela taught me I’m sure to forget.

  31. 31
    DtP says:

    I don’t share your confidence.

  32. 32
    Boris Johnson says:

    Because most of the Central African Republic turned up here

  33. 33
    Nigel Mirage says:

    Clearly, UKIP will solve ALL the Nation’s problems.

  34. 34
    Brummie says:

    F**kin shite red-top rag.
    Would’nt take a copy if they were Free at bus/rail stations.

  35. 35
    The hunt is on for Tristram says:

    All Dave has to do is point out that he could not have his planned 10% of constituencies culled because of the actions of Labour and his Liberal friends.

    What he should do is give a firm commitment in his next manifesto identifying the seats he wants rid of and promising their ending within weeks of winning his majority Government.

  36. 36
    DtP says:

    As is Rachel Riley – perhaps she could get Balls’ job. Uuurrgghhh – note to self, never mention those 2 in same sentence ever again!

  37. 37
    Baronefitter says:

    Once “in power” UKIP would follow exactly the Govt line.
    Do fuckall and put up prices.

  38. 38
    constituency trainbound says:

    quite clearly Ed Ball’s abilities are hindering labour’s aspiration to lead the country again but I doubt Miliband has the backbone to replace him.

  39. 39
    Rob Roy says:

    You should know by now that you cannot rely on Cameron and the English.

  40. 40
    Mrs Dromey's Fun Time Fap Fest says:

    What would you be doing at a bus / railway station – clearly not going to work. Perhaps visiting your mum in prison? Is that it? Or one of your cast offs in a children’s home – missed out on the tax credits there son.

  41. 41
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Labour have stated that their abdication of responsibility over i’mmigration was in part to rub the nose of the right in it, and they have steered away from the EU related reasons for doing this.

    Cameron is shying away from the EU related reasons for letting R’oma in.

    Why does he not just come out and say that he is simply responding in kind and wishes to rub the left’s nose in it by letting them in and possibly destabilizing dodgy social cohesion which exists in most of the Labour wards to which these folk are destined if they come.

    All of this is a gift to UKIP really, who are already seeing a serious swing their way from the more sane Labour voters who are beginning to figure out what is going on.

    They need to stick by the statements on repatriating certain migrants. Those who are not capable of finding work or otherwise becoming economically independent – legally – should be returned.

    This is particularly important for the EU nationals who have arrived in the UK bypassing the comparably stringent requirements which non-EU nationals need to fulfill in order to qualify for a work / residency visa.

    Vote UKIP – Particularly if you are in a Labour ward which is marginal and / or going to be affected by this.

  42. 42
    the hunt is on for Tristram says:

    Have you ever heard of falling on your sword ?

    You could even offer to be party chairman , chief fund raiser or simply have a non portfolio shadow roving role .

  43. 43
    Victimisation Life Coach says:

    Look Diane, look – there’s a cake over there, why not waddle over and scoff it?

  44. 44
    The British media are cunts says:

    Oh dear, Tom Newton Dunn accused Gordon Brown of being a lazy fucker on the BBC this morning. John Piennar had to jump to Gordie’s defence very quickly.

    On same show, dozy female lefty complained that pay was too low, yet at same time championed mass immigration.

    The left don’t get it do they? Foreigners will work for £1 an hour, so why should anyone bother to pay minimum wage?

  45. 45
    broderick crawford says:



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    Whelk Eater says:

    That Miliband c’unt is not fit to be near seafood.

    Perhaps he should consider polishing shoes. When he has done it right he should be able to see his ugly face in the shine, and with each pair of shoes cleaned, reflect on his shameful family and life.

  48. 48
    Noose Watch says:

    Ms. Harman, Ms. Hewitt, Mr Dromey : Your presence on the dance floor is required.

  49. 49
    Diane Fatbott says:


  50. 50
    Peter Hain says:

    Do you sell a concealer which will hide my unsightly white skin?
    I’ve tried self tanning lotion but that just makes me look orange.

  51. 51
    Hey!! says:


  52. 52
    not an MP says:

    Ok look, the way it works is that people increase productive or improve quality of work before asking for more money. Increasing immigration, debt and desolation is not what we are looking for in our employees.

  53. 53
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  54. 54
    broderick crawford says:




  55. 55
    Nigel Mirage says:

    See comment# 33 above.

  56. 56
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    Do you not remember Mandela’s pivotal role in bringing down the Iron Curtain?

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    So if UKIP are going to clamp down on immigration by leaving the EU, but follow the tory government’s line – and the tories won’t leave the EU, then you’ve got nothing to lose but much to gain by voting UKIP.

    Vote UKIP.

  58. 58
    Low paid public servant says:

    I wasn’t ignorant to the fact that after just one term of a Labour government the price of a very modest house in London was beyond my reach.

  59. 59
    broderick crawford says:



  60. 60
    nom nom nom says:

    11% pay rise for troughing MPs.

    A spokesman said “nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom”

  61. 61
    MP who wishes to remain anonymous says:

    I suppose an 11% pay rise is out of the question then?

  62. 62
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Recall how earlier this year France refused to provide cover for any other than their own in another little conflict in that region ? That included the locals who were being butchered by the rebels.

    Payback time for F’rance.

    English will show up once F’rance has been softened up a bit, and perhaps when some of the interests have been captured. There is no point getting involved if there is nothing to gain, and certainly no interest for the UK to be defending F’rench interests. :-)

  63. 63
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  64. 64
    dai puzzled says:

    yes they do live so far away don’t they

    we live in an industrial part of the north with 2-4% unemployment in the region and industry has been busy for some years

    mr leslie may have 7% out of work in his area but that = c4600 people and is surrounded by areas with negligible unemployment

    does being in the cokoperative party distort one’s perception?

  65. 65
    constituency trainbound says:

    it’ll be saint robert mugabe next

  66. 66
    broderick crawford says:





  67. 67
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Could be a good vote winner for UKIP.

    People perhaps wouldn’t mind paying UKIP MPs the extra money.

    Vote UKIP

  68. 68
    broderick crawford says:


    I M FREE !!!

  69. 69
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    Unlike the Lib/Lab/Con obviously.

  70. 70
    Tom Daley's Sphincter says:

    Greatest figure..Yeah all the bombings he personally sanctioned, the torture technique given him from the Stasi, the bomb making techniques given him by The I.R.A, all the funding from the Soviet union, all the ANC torture camps..all really great.

  71. 71
    broderick crawford says:

    I m not a pheasant plucker

    I m a pheasant plucker s son .

  72. 72
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    When has anything from the left stood up to scrutiny?

  73. 73
    g i says:

    saves union.. labour next

    where balls goes next is the interesting one … oblivion would suit me but doubt it will him … how about party chairman organising campaign … foreign secretary … oh sorry must stop laughing

  74. 74
    broderick crawford says:

    s all right pete

    just go back to the traansval from whence you came .

    they ll accept you as white there now as its a rainbow nation .

  75. 75
    Intellectual Pygmy says:

    A vote for UKIP is a vote for Britain.

  76. 76
    Left hand down a bit says:

    UKIP’s problem will be the Mandarins in Whitehall.
    So what is the policy for the civil service Nigel?

  77. 77
    Captain Birdseye says:

    bet sturgeons fishy

  78. 78
    Ed Balls says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ….takes breath…ha ha ha ha ha

  79. 79
    Victoria Fayling says:

    Lets chuck all the foreigners out. Vote UKIP.

  80. 80
    ho cuisine says:

    she could do for prawns what diane abbott did for burger flaps

  81. 81
    Small change says:

    Bercow’s time is surely running short.
    You would think that the Mother of all Parliaments would aspire to loftier ideals.

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    Obviously you’re happy to have Ralph Miliband’s programme unleashed on us. Half the Ukippers are thinly disguised Labour supporters basically.

  83. 83
    Anon & NOT Voting for the ConsLieLaborLebDims Evil Alliance says:

    This present House of Pimps,Parasites & Leeches won’t get it until a lot
    of them are put up against the Wall !!!

    They are so out of touch they might as well be on another planet, but
    like the Romanoffs there will be a very rude awaking with this bloody
    backlash for the lot of them as Joe Public has had enough & that day
    is getting closer & closer all it will take is just one straw to finally break
    its back and force the release of all of the pent anger because of what
    they are defecating & urinating on the great masses of stinking unwashed
    plebs who are there just to be milked of everything.

    But do our so called elected representatives understand this of course
    not they will just carry on living the high life until the music has suddenly

  84. 84
    green ink says:

    Hollande uses anything to try and convince his home audience hes a credible president … his socialist rhetoric has been toned right back as he has blundered from one crisis to another. Internationally hes useless.

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  86. 86
    sussex carol says:

    No No we must save edballs he and that deathtrap andyburnham are the tories greatest asset for not voting labour in the next election.

  87. 87
    I hate socialists. says:

    Mandela and the ANC were terrorists and have turned South Africa into
    a land of murder and corruption.

  88. 88
    Civil Servant Bollok Juggler says:

    Up against the wall mother fuckers? A man can dream, can’t he?

  89. 89
    sussex carol says:

    +1000 and then some!

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    If McDonalds employees were found to have abused kids would that corporation survive? says:

    Taxpayers also funded that other hotbed of P**dophile activity.
    The BBC

  92. 92
    yes ukip can says:

    Half the Tories are arse-licking, vote fodder who are happy to invite 75 million Muslim Turks into the country. That is precisely what Dave wants. He has said so.

  93. 93
    chingrinner at large... says:

    calm down ed you’re stammering again … has yvette got the 12 incher I sent for you?

  94. 94
    Left hand down a bit says:

    The organisation which created the IPSA will just have to put it to the sword and bring about its demise.

  95. 95
    Gerry Kedd says:

    Cameron will soon be kippered and smoked out of no. 10.

  96. 96
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    His public humiliation over Syr!a, to a degree Mal!, and the domestic issues relating to taxation mainly have certainly poisoned the chalice in F’rance.

    Not new either. What is more damning is that mainstream F’rance seem only to care about horses being taxed and the farmers closing down auto routes, and have been ignoring the self immolations that have been taking place throughout the year.

    The issue of F’rench police kicking R’oma out of their northern F’rance camps and shepherding them down to C’alais to catch the first boats of the new year to the UK can’t be factor either… ;-)

  97. 97
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

    It’s much worse than that, SA is a crime ridden hellhole similar to Zimbabwe. Both Countries have gone from bread baskets to basket cases.

  98. 98
    yes ukip can says:

    In most Labour constituences UKIP are the ONLY serious hope of booting them out.

    A vote for the Tories is a vote for Miliband.

  99. 99
    Left hand down a bit says:

    I will seriously consider, from a left wing perspective the UKIP after seeing a creditable set of policies which will benefit our country.

  100. 100
    IPSA says:

    If we didn’t give MP’s the cash they would only nick it anyway.

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Turkeys don’t vote for Christmas but pigs and trotters will go where depths of mans avarice and ego have hitherto not been breached.

    While this is the most scandalous self-indulgence, it is only symptomatic of the sick-minded elitist thinking that one person’s gain can be afforded indefinitely at the expense of another person’s loss.

    The end will come before they understand the relationship, the simple relationship, found in Physics 1st law of conservation.

  102. 102
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    One shouldn’t expect enlightened decision making from the majority of them. Whilst they can take they will. The only way to deal is as the A’rabs do: Cut of the hand of the thief.

    It isn’t all – but there is a sense that there is a majority who are developing into this fraudulent mind set – these are the true heirs to the previous Labour administration which introduced this.

    Raise the amount paid, but get rid of the incumbents who hope to profit.

    A good question for the new mob is how can they justify the high salaries ? If it is on basis of GDP – which is fraudulently increased – that is tantamount to a criminal argument. There do not appear to be any other metrics which make sense either.

    Even an inflation argument (and real inflation is about 9%) doesn’t really wash as they have control over monetary policy and should be managing that.

    A definition of criminal moral hazard would be mismanaging the economy to fraudulently increase GDP figures and raise inflation in order to get a large pay rise to boost the future pension.

    The only way to deal with that type of behavior is one of the bullet or the noose.

    Vote UKIP.

  103. 103

    The British Civil War beckons.

  104. 104
    Gooey Blob says:

    A 5% lead in the latest YouGov who always over-state Labour, that’s nothing like enough for Miliband to win 18 months from now.

    I’ve seen it all many times before.

  105. 105
    Itz grim oop north says:

    Mugabe is an honary Yorkshireman it would seem. His name reads E ba gum backwards,

  106. 106
    A fat gypsy girl heading back to France says:

    What is the latest position in relation that gypsy girl ?

  107. 107
    The Oracle says:

    The word is ‘sensei’.

  108. 108
    green ink says:

    probably… not unlike all the labour mouthpieces .. they are incapable of putting forward a credible developing narrative and cannot stop using the same syntax that has worn itself out.

    given their record over 13 years and the current shadow team they are struggling to be taken seriously .. clearly expediency has led the strategy thusfar with snide and distorted spinning a default style backup and a complete lack of positive vision.

  109. 109

    28 NHS hospital trusts had lower-than-expected death rates – Graun

    Didn’t the last Labour government set them targets?

  110. 110
    Why do people say this guy is OK? He's a crook like the rest says:

    Darling, the house flipper?

  111. 111
    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    Not by me he won’t.

  112. 112
    Dandy says:

    You just can’t stop blaming foreigners for anything and everything.

    You are a really sad person.

  113. 113

    He only crept in to have a wink.

  114. 114
    Eccles says:

    According to my horoscope I am going to die tomorrow.

  115. 115
    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    Vote UkipLab. Please! It’s my only chance!

  116. 116
    Santiago says:

    Is my Jack involved? He’s just a pussy who is ruled with a fist of iron, he tells me.
    10.30 you time for your private show Jack babe.

  117. 117
    The Oracle says:

    So, there’s no reason not to vote for them?

  118. 118
    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    Don’t forget me! Oh, you already have…

  119. 119
    Teddy Taylor is a twat says:

    Hey apartheid loving righties. Looks like it’s St Maggie you have to blame for helping end apartheid and free the “terrorist” Mandela. I know you miss the good old days of “kaffas” being routinely tortured and killed. Just vent your frustration by writing a fan letter to Stephen Lawrence’s killers in prison. Use nice big block letters in bright colours though. They’re not too bright, I’m afraid.

  120. 120

    I am sorry to hear that the Cat is unwell. Apparently he has had a little too much grappa at c80% last night.

    I hope you get well soon!

  121. 121
    Ed Milliband says:

    I propose we freeze Nelson Mandela’s corpse until scientists can come up with a cure for left wing idolatry.

  122. 122
    green ink says:

    vg … great shame no-one used him as a pit prop years ago … it would have saved many many lives.

    he systematically destroyed Zimbabwe and at his worst SA did absolutely nothing to restrain him

    the anc is a corrupt venal organisation

  123. 123

    Cat, you are a one aren’t you darling.

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    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    So you’re the people who says they’ll vote Ukip in the polls. Good luck to both of you.

    You’ll need about 30% to gain a single seat in the HoC. Reckon you’ll achieve that by about 2150 AD?

  127. 127
    Cameron's snake says:

    Labour will never win the election with Balls there.

    They might have a 10 to 15% chance with Tristram in situ.

    George was perhaps being a little indulgent and silly going for the jugular last week.

    Would have perhaps been wiser to nod at the idiot and let him dig himself into a deeper hole rather than opening up that fault line of his.

  128. 128
    dive dive dive says:

    perhaps it was something in the water

  129. 129
    What's sport got to do with it? says:

    What is the difference between Sport, the performing arts and just playing games?

    Is snooker no more a sport than playing video games?

    Synchronised swimming, a wet form of ballroom dancing?

    High diving, bungee jumping without a bungee?

    Archery, posh darts?

    Golf, boring?

    And so on

  130. 130
    Unelectable Ed Miliband says:

    11% is coincidentally where Ukip are at in the latest poll. That will have to treble before they win a single seat…

  131. 131
    Diane Slugusset..well known labour apologist says:

    because vaz was waiting to greet him

  132. 132
    A flying seagull says:

    Perhaps we could offer to put the corpse on top of Nelsons Column.?

  133. 133

    I can tell you don’t live in Liverpool or Stafford.

    You’re still here.

  134. 134

    Oh, hello mong. Just woken up have you? A liitle too much Strongbow last nigt methinks!

  135. 135
    Brunette lover says:

    Wow, I don’t spoze u kud giv us her numba

  136. 136
    sussex carol says:

    I accept Mandela was probably the best President of S Afri ca ever and a colossus of a politician. People of his ilk are very few and far between and he achieved Great Things.

    But he was human and not a saint. We should celebrate all the good things that came from his life and his sacrifices but we should be grown up and sensible enough to also accept there were things about him that were not good.

  137. 137
    Dave "Nasty" Cameron says:

    Better still we could rename Trafalgar Square, Mandela Square.

  138. 138
    sussex carol says:

    No. We are not Parsi’s.

  139. 139
    A monkey from hartlepool says:

    How about renaming Brixton as “Mandelaland” ?

  140. 140

    Oh, hello again Mr. Mong.

    Do be a good fellow and fuck off now. The big boys are playing here and you will only get hurt.

  141. 141
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Nothing riles me more than seeing MPs whining about their pay. If you’re not happy with it, fuck off & do something else, you useless gits.

  142. 142
    sussex carol says:

    She can hope. She’ll find we’re all sufficiently genned up on the economy to know you don’t put the likes of balls and militwit in charge of another car after they’ve already crashed one into a wall!

  143. 143
    Del Boy says:

    Oh he was a saint alright !

    Have you ever been to Vatican City or that hanging Church in Pisa ? Have you ever visited Lords in France?

    You know it makes sense

  144. 144
    UkIP or bust says:

    . . and hoping their broadcasting arm will turn all that syntax and slogans into profound sense and vision.

    Without which their nasty, vacuous party would be well and truly bankrupt.

  145. 145
    sussex carol says:

    I’m OK with an 11% pay rise for these, mostly worthless, parasites living off the taxpayer , so long as they stop them claiming any expenses whatever for anything.

  146. 146
    Feel my pain says:

    You know what was so unique about Stephen Lawrence’s murder?
    It was so unique.
    Rape robbery and murder by blacks is not unique.
    Damn we’ve even had two servants of the crown decapitated on the streets of London by black men.
    If a black person can be justified in feeling angry against whites because some drunk twat called them a rude name on a bus then I should be justified in feeling angry because of the shit they get up to.

  147. 147
    cup thee arse says:

    cup thee arse and all is

  148. 148

    … that is pretty much what Ms. Postlewaite, at the bank, said to me. I took her advice and have never looked back.

  149. 149
    sussex carol says:

    No sadly I haven’t been to either Rome or Pisa yet – they are places on my bucket list to do before Him up there decides my time is up. And having got hooked on Michael Portillo’s Railway Journeys I am hopeful I shall get to both places by train!

  150. 150
    cup thee arse says:

    for yu 50, now cup and bang your thy .

  151. 151

    The amount of care which you took to compose your communiqué is illustrated by the ambiguity you have created over your use of the word bright, twice in close succession.

    This confusion is understandable in your case.

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  153. 153
    cup thee arse says:

    i will give you a wink mr…
    now raise yr.

  154. 154
    Mandela Mania says:

  155. 155
    Diana Abbott says:

    Tolerance forgiveness and reconciliation don’t fit my personality I’m afraid.

  156. 156
    cup thee arse says:

    oi lemon fishcake
    where is my toilet roll.

  157. 157

    Why don’t you use your own moniker?

    You make some good comments but why do you pretend to be me?

  158. 158

    Good day to you. Have you not considered stealing some radioactive isotopes this afternoon?

  159. 159
    sussex carol says:

    Those that can, do – those that can’t go into Parliament.

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    Flacid Ed Balls says:

    I couldn’t give a toss.

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    Those who can’t teach, teach teachers.

  162. 162
    the fish tank says:

    cat is unwell for he is god.
    leave him alone. bury him alive,

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    Bent Britain says:

    Cheap votes for Labour, cheap workers for the CBI. Everyone’s happy.

    Apart from the native population, and they don’t count.

    That’s how it’s worked for the last 50 years.

  164. 164
    the fish tank says:

    oh dear……swallow the toe and sink highe.

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    You make some good comments…

    Wish I could say the same about you.

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    … and post on here :)

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    sussex carol says:

    Well I think that’s certainly true of many teachers in the state sector (although there are exceptions)

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    Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is.

  169. 169
    BBC HR Department says:

    I’m sorry, we have no record of a Mr Savile ever being employed by the BBC.

    What was his first name again?

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    If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

  171. 171
    Theodore Sturgeon says:

    Ninety percent of politicians are shit, anyway.
    And I wouldn’t give you a brass farthing for the other ten percent either.

  172. 172


    Yes, that looks pretty genuine…


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    The British media are cunts says:

    Exactly, that’s why BoJo is happy to promote the so called living wage, fact is most fat Tory bosses would avoid paying it anyway.

    “If you don’t want to work for £1 an hour I can get 10 million Bulgarians who will”

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    The British media are cunts says:

    I suspect you could round up most of the BBC and the political elite along with plod and the judges.

  175. 175
    Dick Cheese says:

    Give it a rest, Tory shill.

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    Methinks it is the effects of the grappa at c80% talking!

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Morning Jimmy, rent boy kick you out of bed?

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    The training school and Personnel were the places where they sent all those who did not measure up to the job.

    Things are better now, of course, they go straight on the board.

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    Ol' Crummy, tanned, rested, and ready, says:

    “The British Civil War beckons.”

    But THIS time, no more Mr Nice Guy…

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    I say, that is a fabulous comment.

    Well done!

  181. 181
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    What are you plebs moaning for? MPs are the hardest working people in the country, except for the royal family. Get to work you scroungers.

  182. 182

    You really are the master of the put down. Do you have a book full of witty retorts or can you just be spontaneously funny?

  183. 183
    Ol' Crummy says:

    I have a suggestion– for his head, at any rate…

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    GB4theIndigenes says:

    “You’ll need about 30% to gain a single seat in the HoC. Reckon you’ll achieve that by about 2150 AD?”

    I believe something similar was said of Nelson Mandela’s ANC.

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    Anon & NOT Voting for the ConsLieLaborLebDims Evil Alliance says:

    Yet the more realistic % for UKIP is well north of 20% plus, as polling by
    the Cons*LieLabor charlatans have recently discovered.

    No doubt the dysfunctional leaderships of Cons*LieLabor*LebDims Satanic
    Alliance are deluding themselves that mendacity & manipulation will
    bring the masses back on board to give them another term of the
    unaccountable high life BUT Joe Public are not going to be conned
    & mislead this time !!

    Its time for real change by defecating out for good the
    Cons*LieLabor*LebDims Satanic Alliance & taking OUR country back
    from them……something they wont understand until its happened….

    So lets bring it on the sooner the better……

  186. 186
    sussex carol says:

    Bit confused at the mo SC as to which one’s you – you’ve clearly got a stalker!

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    Almost in the very instant that Mandela died, MPs pay increase resurrected from the dead.


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    I think that if I had written the previous comment I would have picked up “liitle” as well as “nigt”.

    Beware those that try to impersonate me – my grammar is always perfect.

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    UkIP or bust says:

    I don’t know where you live CO5, but round my part of SE London the mass of Immigrants (very few of which seem unlikely to have passed any stringent requirements) are not from the EU, unless the dark continent is now part of the EU.

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    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    Not to worry, there is plenty of time to widen and deepen it before the elections arrive.

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    Cat, after your lies about your dear old Dad, I suggest that you stay away from making points about parents – just a little advice from your number one fan.


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    Well, I have been around the block enough times to encounter a few who are even bigger c’unts than you.

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    … but not that unsurprising. Who is responsible –

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    Keep going. I love the smell of fresh blood.

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    Fucking troughing MP says:

    So, does that mean that I can make 11% more claims too?

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    Anonymous says:

    yeah, yeah

  197. 197
    Silly Bercow says:

    “Inside that tiny mind it’s probably just elevator music.”

    It reminds him of where I first zipped open his trouser tent for a holiday in Vaginaland, and he grimaced and squirted a gallon of white molten lava from his Jap’s eye, vomiting hot ice cream into my
    {140-char limit reached}

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    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    Tubby was running that stall when I was still in nappies, so he must now be something like 90 years old. I still recall a fellow with a barrow load of shrimps and winkles passing along our road every Sun day afternoon. Pint of each with lovely fresh crusty bread or beigels from the local *wish bakery on Commercial Road and a fresh winkle-pin. Whatever more could a four year old need to be in his own little heaven?

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    I did not wish to write a book.

    You ought to know that I drink wine and never Strongbow.

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    It's not like he was Vaz even says:

    Tele? Mandela
    Radio? Mandela
    Newspapers? Mandela

    fuckityfuckityfuckityfuckity fuck
    Enough is enough
    I’ll get my wife to do some necklacing soon

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    the fish tank says:

    hey wee.
    no brain cell.

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    sussex carol says:

    Don’t let the get to you cat. You seem unusually sensitive to them this morning. We are all on your side.

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    After her resignation Jo Moore retrained to become a teacher in 2003

    They would welcome you. You are like a radio. You never stop and no one can see what you are doing with your other hand as you are typing with one finger. In fact, at least a radio’s batteries run out, eventually…

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    hey wee. says:

    open thy mouth wide.

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    Wendi Deng says:

    You small time hooker, Sarry. Expenses/TV nice payback but make onry mirrionaire. Classy courtesan she get birrionaire or world statesman. You rearn Sarry: no waste fuckee on penniless travelling gypsy!

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    Sniper says:

    Excellent news. Ze Legion eez not what eet once was…

    Got a lovely cartoon the other day which made me laugh. Two soldiers in a foxhole in the middle of a battle, one the officer pointing to the horizon, the other one the squaddy holding a pair of binoculars. The bubble read: Kill him? I can’t do that Captain, he is SIMPLY gorgeous.

    If the marines do get involved they must remember to maintain a 500 yard fire free zone in case they might kill somebody. Remember the fukwit MinDef lawyers are watching your every move.

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    hey wee. says:

    hey per anna.
    pls wipe .

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    I only love the real cat! The imposters should just go away and leave him to me.

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    Anon & NOT Voting for the ConsLieLaborLebDims Evil Alliance says:

    Why not show your MP what you really mean by (ST)ringing them up today !!

    But for how much long will this be just a joke before it really doe’s happen…..

    Not very long IMO as Joe Public has had enough of being screwed into the
    ground & then defecated & urinated on by MPs as they use mendacity &
    manipulation & pious sly words to continue living on the hog while everyone
    else is suffering ALL because of them…..

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    what is going on here? The same illiterate who plagues the cat is now pretending to come from Sussex!

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    Anonymous says:

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    Grayest says:

    now say hi.
    mouth wide.
    swallow and follow with toe. now empty the handbag.

  213. 213
    Grayest says:

    after 2 cums 2.1
    now copy that.

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    Silly Bercow says:

    But it was a Housing Association lift Wendi, not some cheap council estate, and me an Paddy onc edid it over the bins behind *Claridges* at the BAFTAs

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    Sniper says:

    Policy is simple. Top 25 in each and every department required to submit their resignations by 0900 Monday. If that doesn’t work that number could be raised to 100 (for starters). Minimise the bloated civil service and unload all the common purpose placemen/wimmin in one easy lesson. Also possible to investigate gold plated pensions etc.

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    Vagina ink. says:

    hey greenie.
    got any. sniff.

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    Mr Helpful says:

    Never been to Rome, but Pisa is full of beggars. If you travel by train in Italy, go First Class, because if you – like I did – go in cheapy class you will find yourself packed in like sardines, with the dregs of humanity.

    We ended up hiring a car, which was a much better idea. They’re not particularly bad drivers.

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    Mr Helpful says:

    Never been to Rome, but Pisa is full of beggars. If you travel by train in Italy, go First Class, because if you – like I did – go in cheapy class you will find yourself packed in like sardines, with the dregs of humanity.

    We ended up hiring a car, which was a much better idea. They’re not particularly bad dr*vers.

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    Bolshevik Broadcasting Company says:

    We would just like to confirm as a result of over whelming public opinion** we will
    now be known as the Man*dela Bolshevik Broadcasting Company

    ** Guardianista Poll of 10 people & all illegals (at present…..)

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    Matilda says:

    Whatever happened to that famous bonfire of the qangos? Someone lose the matches?

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    sussex carol says:

    Just a thought – are we paying for gordon to go to SAf rica so that he can grandstand at mandela’s funeral and chase Obama around the nearest kitchen?

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    Matilda says:

    Does a copy of all those proposed changes exist anywhere we can get to see it? Such a list must have been prepared to attach to the Bill/Act.

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    sussex carol says:

    I rather think that the current bunch of MP’s is probably the worst we have ever had in the history of Parliament.

    One can only hope 2015 will bring in a better selection and no – not especially UKIP either. For democracy to work we need conservative, liberal, ukip and labour plus the other peripherals.

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    The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

    Hopefully Cameron will be dangling from a rope very soon.

    “Britain is to pay an extra £10bn to the European Union over the next five years, the fiscal watchdog has said, as taxpayers here carry the burden of the struggling eurozone”

    What I particularly love is MPs telling us how getting out of the EU “could cost the country billions”, while conveniently forgetting it costs us more than £22 billion every year to stay in.

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    C.O.Jones says:

    How can that be in his constituents interest? Considering that he has almost abandoned them.

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    Sad but True says:

    South Africa is Zimbabwe, just 10 years delayed. When the awful truth of what South Africa will become is apparent, Mandela will be forgotten in much the same way as Bishop Abel Muzorewa was forgotten.

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    sussex carol says:

    Well that says everything about teachers in the state sector as far as I’m concerned. For the most part they are self serving and uninspiring.

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    sussex carol says:

    I feel sure, with his eye to the main chance, he’ll also use it to do some lecturing in Kenya or somewhere, on his theories of how to trash economies, where they’ll pay his 5 star hotel bills and airfare home plus a generous donation to his gordonandsarah tax free living fund!! Ho Hum!

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    The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

    I would have thought that Gordon Brown being as far from his constituency as is humanly possible was definitely in his constituents’ interest. In fact, it’s a pity he didn’t spend most (or all) of the last 16 years in South Africa. Or even further – the Oort cloud, perhaps.

    There’s a company that will chuck satellites into orbit for £33 million – we should stuff Gordy into an old oil drum and pay that company to blast him into space. On clear nights we could watch him pass overhead, a twinkling light in the heavens, until one day it falls back to Earth and burns up.

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    A Gassian says:


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    sussex carol says:

    very fatuous comment faux 8illy.

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    FFS says:

    Who would replace him? Everybody says he should bring back Darling, but whilst Darling was a student Marxist he has had an epiphany and moved over to the middle ground.

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    I can be gentle or rough as you like it.

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    FFS says:

    Yep, I reckon they will be there in 2020. I think the Tories will tear themselves to shreds in 2015 when they lose and UKIP will be the only viable alternative to a failing Marxist Labour party by 2020.

    The momentum is behind UKIP.

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    yes ukip can says:

    I don’t recall the bit where Jesus coveted and stole his neighbour’s oxen.

    “He and my late husband stole a couple of Chief Dalindyebo’s oxen and sold them so they could have money to go to Johannesburg and begin a new life.”

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    Running the country into the ground for party gain and business profits says:

    On issues like mass immigration and the eco scams, the left and right in Britain act like rival mafia bosses agreeing to put their differences aside for mutual gain.

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    The new Messiah says:

    A plague on all your houses.

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    Matilda says:

    I think I would choose King Henry’s axe. We could sell tickets on Tower Hill every day until we had rid ourselves of all of them.

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    FFS says:

    Oh, so we split the vote 5 ways so that the party on 20% of the people that bothered to vote get all the power?

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    Anonymous says:

    The n-o-n-c-i-n-g scandals are the one thing that could bring the whole stinking rotten house of cards tumbling down.

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    The New Messiah says:

    South African Grand Prix postponed due to unforeseen events.

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    sussex carol says:

    It won’t happen here – we are English.

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    sussex carol says:

    As a matter of interest SC a teacher of what?

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    Sounds outrageous on the face of it.. says:

    An 11% pay rise? Is that closely aligned with the actual rate of inflation? I wouldn’t be fuckin’ surprised if it were!

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    Matilda says:

    … but not until this unholy 3-way alliance has been removed from the system once and for all.

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    Anonymous says:

    When are our service personal going to wise up and realise they are nothing but cannon fodder for globalist interests?

    You certainly aint fighting for us, the native Briton’s interests.

    You fight for the people who’ve brought us EU dictatorship and future minoritisation.

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    Village Idiot says:

    …You still believe we live in a democracy,interesting?

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    Anon & NOT Voting for the ConsLieLaborLebDims Evil Alliance says:

    Dream On !! we were English once BUT not any longer thanks to the
    ConsLieLaborLebDims Evil Alliance who have done everything possible to
    create this multi-cultural shite hole which they have inflicted on everyone
    except themselves & we have NOT had a say what so ever & won’t get one
    until we take it ourselves !!

    All tenets of the Magna Carter have just been cast aside by these
    Fat dominating mendacious MPs who wont be stopped until they have
    been called to account in a very violent bloody way as Joe Public
    is at breaking point…….

    If you keep kicking everyone on the bol*locks don’t be surprised when
    everyone decides enough is enough……

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    Anonymous says:

    Noticed how every official statistic in the UK seems to be a lie? Unemployment, crime, immigration, inflation.

    Hell, even the official UK population figure is highly suspect.

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    Anonymous says:

    The tories are an obstacle to the destruction of the labour party.

    If the UKIP replace the hated tories, labour will be forced to rely ever more on immigrant votes and postal vote fraud, as the white working class leave them in droves.

    Both these parties must be destroyed for the English to have a chance of survival.

  251. 251
    Anon......... says:

    Have you not heard about fcuking Global Pollution ?? in having this one eye
    fcuking jock mad cnut raining down in the air we ALL breath……
    better still send him off into deep deep space for good & never to return everybody would certainly contribute to that cost as there will be an
    enjoyable tangible sense of satisfaction as this could not happen to a
    nicer person…..

  252. 252
    The total real UK Population says:

    + 80M

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    sussex carol says:

    You live in the wrong place – suggest you find yourself a nice rural spot surrounded by green fields and close to the sea – well not too close given the latest tidal surge – but you know what I mean.

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    sussex carol says:

    relative – everything is relative.

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    Anonymous says:

    Im amazed he has lasted this long.

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    sussex carol says:

    Yes but thankfully it is nearly all concentrated in our overcrowded cities . Answer is to live in the countryside where one can breathe easily.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’m glad the establishment is serious p1ssing off the armed forces and lower ranks of the police. They will need to be on our side.

  258. 258
    Anonymous says:

    GREEN ink,you are so right.How Labour can bang on about Dave after the 13 years they put in i have no idea.To me it shows they are dishonest and only care about power.

  259. 259
    sussex carol says:

    Global pollution? – will that be aligned with global warming – that mega scam of the 21st century that the politicians tried to convince us was real? When in truth it was a way to levy more taxes!

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    Property speculating parasite says:

    Not for long matey.

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    Anonymous says:

    As usual its been totally over the top.Im now turning tv and radio off as soon as they start going on about Mandela.Great man etc, but this level of coverage is bonkers.

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    sussex carol says:

    Very sad and very poignant! And of course that is also part of the story of Mandela’s fight against apartheid. As I said earlier – there were no Saints here.

  263. 263
    Anonymous says:

    Jeanette winterston (i know) denied he was involved in that sort of thing on Question time the other night ,which shows what a moron she is !

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    sussex carol says:

    In fact I was watching Winnie Mandela earllier at a Memorial Service – like the rest of us she’s looking very old now – and I wondered what it was she was thinking now that the Mandela era has passed.

    Mandela will now always be feted but when she passes away I doubt the world will bat an eyelid. And that is as it should be given her behaviour over the years.

  265. 265
    Sounds outrageous on the face of it.. says:

    Since the start of the ‘financial crisis’, I’ve seen prices of some items double (some to have tripled) in the supermarket.

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    Public opinion says:

    Martin McGuinness is heading off to the funeral too.
    Int that nice?
    Maybe he should sit beside Bono in the Irish revolutionaries section.

  267. 267
    Anonymous says:

    How quickly can David Milliband get elected to a safe seat and then leadership of the party ?

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    sussex carol says:

    They wouldn’t want to come out here – living in our woods in cardboard cities with no-one to get money off without work. They wouldn’t want to come out here.

    They’re best placed camping out at the no10 Downing Street Gates and on Parliament Green at Westminster – loads of tourists to make money from there and loads of MP’s to annoy.

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    Russ Conway's wink says:

    Matchsticks probe might hit the right note.

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    Anonymous says:

    George Osborne has shown admirable restraint since he has been chancellor, facing that shower each week.Good for him i say,i think the Conservatives should fight back more people would respect them for it.

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    The hunt is on for Tristram says:

    Over half the people who work in Britain are now below the poverty line.

    I am beginning to wonder just how many people in work actually pay tax.

    The Liberals in particular seem hell bent on having even more working people not paying income tax.

    I fear this is all going to end in tears

  272. 272
    sussex carol says:

    Hmmm. Is he taking gerryadams with him?

    Are they all going on the same hired 747 that will take cameron, cleggie, gordon, militwit, bliar et al and all of their wives?

    How much is that going to cost us?!

  273. 273
    Bilda Berger says:

    Not to a whelk.

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    sussex carol says:

    Those people now judged by statistics to be below the poverty line, do they have a tv, a car, a fridge, a freezer, ipads, mobile phones, central heating, running hot water and computers?

    Not being funny but 50 years ago when we were children we had none of those things, yet were happy and did not consider ourselves to be in poverty.

  275. 275
    Village Ed-diot says:

    At least my did did not hate England.

  276. 276
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I thought I would let you all know that if you drive into Swansea from Cardiff on the motorway just before Port Tennant by the roundabout there are two men parked up in a van selling spuds from Pembroke for half the price they cost in Tescos.

    I know it is only a little thing but as David Cameron says “we are all in this together” and every little helps.

    P.S. If you go to Swansea Market there are a couple of foreign sounding blokes knocking out Christmas wrapping paper at 20p a sheet. That is another bargain.

  277. 277
    Bert says:

    No no! Not the Branston pickle as lube again!

  278. 278
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    it is a good job we do not have any Muslim Leaders as that plane would be jam packed with women then.

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    The EU C'ommission says:


  280. 280

    This is becoming exceedingly confusing. Two cats I can understand; after all, that was part of old Erwin’s original thought-experiment, but now there are at least fourteen.

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    Delboy says:

    50 years ago things were really terrific. My old man used to come back from the pub every night and knock my mum black and blue.

    We had no air conditioning just left the windows open at night in summer and nothing ever got thieved.

    Had no massive council tax bills neither. No one ever bothered with TV licenses.

    Never had our electric cut off because you had to put money in the meter first.

    Only time we had the benefit of central heating was when we went to the Job Exchange.

    Terrific days they was.

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    EUSSR Kommissars & its agents ConsLieLabor*LebDims says:

    Thats is our only aim to drive you back to those times BUT for you
    all to be very unhappy & know you are existing in abject poverty…..

    We will then have achieved our Latent Mission Statement !!!

    A Multi-Cultural Diversity Shite Hole for everyone except your
    EUSSR unelected Masters

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    This blog – Mandela, Mandela, MANDELA!!

  285. 285
    Dismayed says:

    Do you mean the pre 90s middle ground or the left of centre middle ground?

  286. 286
    Err and numerous other monikas says:

    Don’t like your new moniker nell.

    Now and forever more, Amen.

  287. 287

    sussexcarol, you are nellnewman late of this parish and I claim my 5 turnips.

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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Some parts of London are fairly cramped and due to immigration over many decades, some areas have taken on distinct cultural identities. That is repeated in cities across the world, and appears to be a normal state of affairs.

    Unless you are able to verify that all of the ones you see have just arrived off of the boat, then it is difficult to determine whether or not they are second generation, or family of those who are here legitimately who have been brought over. All of that i’mmigration is legal, above board, and not a problem: Many of those chaps on the street will perhaps be saying much the same as many actual English as they do not want the competition and generally have a better idea about the folk outside the UK who are trying to get in.

    Remember – those who have migrated to the UK for bona fide reasons in part did so because it is better here. If they had known it was going to be trashed by Labour then they would have perhaps stayed put and would be enjoying a much better life right now.

    The majority of illegal i’mmigration and the problem economic migrants – including the darker hued ones who have dodged sharks getting across the Med, are a result of EU migration.

    The EU citizens themselves who have not sought UK citizenship should also be considered economic migrants who really need to be sent back.

    It is not about skin colour / race / creed, but simply about a de-facto criminal class which has sought the UK as an easy touch refuge because they cannot survive in their own country, combined with a bit of forced social engineering courtesy of Brussel’s.

    Time to reverse the flow.

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    Dismayed says:

    But they probably have EU passports, which some countries are handing out like confetti.

  290. 290
    Anon says:

    And cases & cases of malt scot*ch, what else…..

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    Benefits beat working says:

    What poverty line would this be then?

  292. 292
    Err and numerous other monikas says:

    Google whatismyip

    Make a note of the number

    Press reset on your router

    Restart computer

    go back to whatismyip

    Number should have changed

    Try old ( blocked ) moniker

  293. 293
    nellnewman says:

    Why has nellnewman got a new silly nom de plume?

  294. 294
    Vaz could have asked says:

    Ralph, do you love this country?

  295. 295
    Jimmy says:

    George Osborne – most incompetent chancellor ever.

  296. 296
    Anonymous says:

    Lords is in St. johns Wood THEY DONT PLAY CRICKET IN FRANCE !

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    Jack Dromey, cock-a-doodle-do says:

    Santiago isn’t, but I can claim off expenses.

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    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Supply side inflation (scarcities due to poor harvest) and some mongoloid inflation (increases of production costs due to energy production being fucked up in the UK…)

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    Dweeb says:

    Forgive the change of subject: Whenever I try to comment on a Daily Wail story a message appears “Apologies – something went wrong. Please try again later”. This has been going on for days.

    Anyone else noticed this? Would it be mischievous of me to think it was another attempt at increasing their click count?

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    Conman Extraordinaire Darling says:

    This is the essence of the conman Darling.

    Darling changed the designation of his second home four times in four years, allowing him to claim for the costs of his family home in Edinburgh, and to buy and furnish a flat in London including the cost of stamp duty and other legal fees.

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    Watcher says:

    And made the same post twice, it’s on a previous thread too. He must be very proud to have composed such long sentences. And I expect he used joined up writing too.

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    Dreaming just dreaming says:

    I feel sure wouldn’t mind immigrants living in tents in that paddock that he bought, I think he wouldn’t mind them camping out in the fields surround him, I feel sure all MPs with big houses and acres of land wouldn’t mind immigrants living in tents around their houses, just think they would be able to find out what their new constituents think without having to go to there local party office.

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    EUSSR Kommissars & its agents ConsLieLabor*LebDims says:

    Haben Sie gerade erst aus latenten Tagesordnung entdeckt …..

    Kein Wunder, dass du dick Englisch Bauern so lange an zu fangen


    Have you only just discovered out latent agenda…..

    No wonder you thick english peasants take so long to catch on !!!

  304. 304
    A Tale of Two Necklaces says:

  305. 305
    Sports Management Agent says:

    Sport is a business. We make large profits out of dim ‘sportsmen’. And a few birds.

  306. 306
    A Tale of Two Necklaces says:

  307. 307
    Winnie's plaything says:

    3 days and he has not risen.


  308. 308
    Roses are red , so is Ed, roses smell nice says:

    Sorry Jimmy, el Gordo still holds that honour, I mean selling gold at a rock bottom market that he created by telling people in advance he was selling gold, if it was his own gold nobody would have cared, selling the countries gold, a real numptie.
    Oh!, I forgot he did save the world, nurse!.

  309. 309
    The Village Idiot says:

    Its been going for weeks, months etc

    might have something to do with hidden cen*sorship !!!

  310. 310
    You do not want a Winnie Mandela necklace says:

  311. 311
    New Roma Services says:

    Please remember our New Service will be starting on or after 1 Jan 2014
    & is called ATM Free Cash & Carry & will be rolled out nationwide asap

    You authorise the sum from your Bank Account Min £250 at any ATM when
    the cash pops out we just take it straight away & may say Thank you !!

  312. 312
    UkipLab are Useless says:

    No momentum behind Ukip, they fell 3 points in the last poll. They’ll do well in 2014 then that support will evaporate in 2015. Don’t waste your time and energy on them. The next election is about crushing what is now a very left-wing Labour party.

  313. 313
    UkipLab are Useless says:

    Ukip? No chance of winning a single seat. Not in 2015, not in 2020, not in 2025.

    Go back to your leftie blogs, UkipLab trolls.

  314. 314
    mr mouse says:

    just stick in de.

  315. 315
    A great big mess says:

    The Police manage to pull in some footballers within hours of being passed private taped conversations by a Sunday newspaper.

    Nigella gives evidence on oath in a public Court and admits illegal drug abuse and no action is taken.

    Something is not quite right here.

    The players may possibly be released without trial but even then.

  316. 316
    The Scuttlebut says:

    No point. The gold mine is a chinese asset.

  317. 317
    oi hoonwy says:


  318. 318
    oi hoonwy says:

    oi millie , leg up dahlin

  319. 319
    The Liars back says:

    Resurrection of New Labour’s old guard: Former spin doctor Alastair Campbell to return to politics to help party win 2015 election

    Mr Campbell will be brought in by party leader Ed Miliband as adviser
    He will join other key New Labour figures – including Alan Milburn
    Appointment will come as surprise to Miliband’s union and left supporters


  320. 320
    oi hoonwy says:

    leece is lickable, clarice.

  321. 321
    Dick son of plot not seen says:

    What do you expect plods dragged its feet for a year over the pleb allegations

  322. 322

    Mugabe was another hero of the Marxist left in the 1980s. He was mentioned in the same breath as Mandela. The BBC also canonised Mugabe as the Messiah of the newly created Zimbabwe. That turned out well didn’t it? Now we are seeing Venezuela going the same way after the rule of another leftist hero, Hugo Chavez, under his similarly well regarded successor Madero.

    What is it with the left and their love of thuggish, murderous kleptocrats? History proves Lefties to be on the wrong side of the argument every time.

  323. 323
    oi hoonwy says:

    Diane Slugusset..well known labour apologist says:
    my left haak.
    leve the aurangan on the hook
    dry. phitterral is well into
    je so sissy. jeje

  324. 324
    my bland left foot says:

    hook me with your rythem stick.
    hook me with your iron
    nail be till i ache .

  325. 325
    Specular Speculorum says:

    Isn’t Nigella a witness for the prosecution? She may have a deal regarding immunity for all you know.

  326. 326
    Guardianista says:

    They have news stories in the Daily Mail! Who knew?

  327. 327
    Dead tree billabong says:

    The only papers I ever see free when travelling other than metro and eve standard are the I and Guardian
    Most people don’t even to pick up the I and guardian even when its free. They can’t even give those shite rags away

  328. 328
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    No decent folk left out there then.
    Backed by a professional thug and now it seems a serial liar with a drink problem and mental issues. Sadly they will win the 2015 election, it seems the country has a very long masochistic streak and a very short attention span.

  329. 329
    The New Messiah says:

    Brown was brilliant when it came to applauding the bankers until it all went tits up.

    “I would like to pay tribute to the contribution you and your company make to the prosperity of Britain,” Mr Brown told Lehman bankers in London’s Canary Wharf . “During its 150 year history, Lehman Brothers has always been an innovator, financing new ideas and inventions before many others even began to realize their potential.”

    Not only he did encourage risky borrowers and bankers by allowing 110% mortgages (I mean what could possibly go wrong with that?) but he gambled the country’s finances on excessive public spending. Osborne is still sorting out the mess caused by Brown’s gambling as Balls would have had to do sooner or later (only with him it would have been later and cost a hell of a lot more).

  330. 330
    BIased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We like Alistare and Millburn

  331. 331
    The New Messiah says:

    Surely if Nelson is the new Messiah he should be coming back to life about now?

  332. 332
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Just give me her recipe for a lightly dusted baps, it’s Christmaaaas!

  333. 333
    i am soso says:

    so what did the ass say to the monkey..

  334. 334
    Rude Loobers says:

    Will the Winnie man dalla football team be playing any charity matches?

  335. 335
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Stories are about that he was very naughty when a boy.

  336. 336
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    The EU is not a sovereign entity. Why anyone recognizes that passport is retarded.

    May as well but a notepad, stick you mug shot in it, and write ‘Passport’ on the front of it.

    That has a much legitimacy as an EU passport.

  337. 337
    M102 says:

    This is when it all went wrong

  338. 338
    Springbok too says:

    Ed Balls Response to the Autumn statement was so bad even Mandela gave up the will to live.

  339. 339
    Springbok too says:

    Give him time, there are still air traffic issues at Heathrow

  340. 340
    Jimmy says:

    Is the country’s debt up under Osborne or not?

  341. 341
    sussex carol says:

    Ho Hum Jimmy – you forget gordonbrown the most economically illiterate chancellor of all time and his sidekick bullyballs!!

  342. 342
    sussex carol says:

    You are nellnewman now as you seemed completely unable to get yourself your own moniker. I wish you joy.

  343. 343
    Red Ed Twelvety Bollox says:

    However if you had paid attention the cost of the great Labour recession was even deeper than thought. So I suggest some humility is in order from you. Either that or you can just fuck off you ignorant twat

  344. 344
    Jimmy says:

    Ukraine. Street protests.
    Thailand. Street protests.
    France. Street protests.
    Spain. Street protests.

    UK ….. post on a comment board.

  345. 345
    sussex carol says:

    Exactly – that was winniemandela’s modus operandi – I don’t thing we can blame Mandela who was incarcerated in Robben Island for such a thing – but if I’m wrong I’m sure you’ll tell me.

  346. 346
    Red Ed Twelvety Bollox says:

    Well said a gazillion times

  347. 347
    Gud with Fud says:

    Well we can’t run a bank

  348. 348
    A Lie? says:

  349. 349
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    We as a nation have always been well balanced and on a whole considered in our approach to national matters ..We value and have always maintained a stable system and country …often making it a target envied by other Nations/Empires and Kingdoms .
    BUT this “considered approach” seems to have a price , We are slow to act when a problem or this case a system is going wrong …
    Our political system has veered from where it should its intended path and purpose …the fish is now rotting from the head .
    We need (As a nation) to stir …not necessarily take to the streets in revolt ..No French revolution would be required or indeed happen in this country …
    But every person of every political view can now seemingly unite when asked about our politicians …. we need to unite ..and force out the old guard / ways parties and blood is required with a pride in themselves and this country…young fresh and chosen from among us ..not from above or around us …

  350. 350
    Prince Rupert says:

    I’m up for it – are you?

  351. 351
    sussex carol says:

    I am sorry about your father – we were more fortunate – chickens at bottom of garden, great Xmas’s , great holidays in caravans on East Coast that used to leak if it rained – we felt blessed!!

  352. 352
    sussex carol says:

    I like my moniker that’s all that matters.

  353. 353
    nellienewman says:

    Any MP (so titled RT Hon, laughably that is ) who accepts this pay rise will be unemployed come 2015. Constituents, already likely to know that their MP will be (again Laughably ) standing down should demand his/her removal, NOW. Think only of the so called MP, who travels the globe but hardly EVER bothers to attend Parliament, the MP for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    In labour constricts it might be the way but chances are they will vote for. Pile of rancid dog shit if it has a red rosette and commonly do.

  355. 355
    sussex carol says:

    What on earth is mcshame, pre prison, trying to say? It doesn’t even seem grammatically to make any sense.

  356. 356
    sussex carol says:

    try comma’s rather than brackets – they might work better grammatically.

  357. 357
    The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

    Debt has increased horrifically under Osborne, because he’s been extremely lax about cutting waste – check out how much he spunks away on foreign aid and his abject failure to cancel Gordon Brown’s useless aircraft carriers. And he’s quite happy that the EU has – it would seem – direct access to Britain’s credit card: they’ve just announced they’re going to help themselves to another £10 billion of our dosh over the next 5 years. That’s on top of the £100 billion they were going to extort from us anyway.

    However, despite our inept spendaholic Chancellor’s debt-addiction, he’s nevertheless borrowed less than Labour were proposing back in 2010. About £200 million less.

    Still crap, though, so vote UKIP.

  358. 358
    sussex carol says:

    Oh and don’t use capitals it looks like you’re shouting.

  359. 359
    slack alice says:

    Schrödinger’s cat crept into the crypt to have a crap then crept out.

  360. 360
    Anonymous says:

    Bits it’s a fact so why should he.

  361. 361
    The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

    What gets me is the Ukrainians are protesting about not being forced into EU servitude. They’ve been saved from it, and they’re complaining! What a bunch of dicks.

  362. 362
    sussex carol says:

    Oh and you forgot your full stop at the end of it all.

    If you’re going to have my old moniker please make sure your grammar is correct.

  363. 363
    Anonymous says:

    On the fourth vacant plinth? No they wouldn’t…

    Err Would they??

  364. 364
    FFS says:

    Legal immigrants are permitted to vote, and they are 6x more likely to vote Labour than Tory.

    Why’s that I wonder? Could it possibly be because they want to re-distribute the wealth of the indigenous majority into their own pockets by the quickest route?

    I think so.

    Wake up, for goodness sake and get a grip before it’s too late. No good has ever come from immigration.

  365. 365
    sussex carol says:

    That’s probably because they feel they are being forced back into USSR servitude instead. that was a pretty horrible period of their life – they are not going to want to repeat it!

  366. 366
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I think that must be a belated attempted defence of his past ludicrous expenses claims, Aspergers syndrome?.

  367. 367
    A Ukranian says:

    Very easy buy Polish passport on black market if you plan to go UK.

    Russian buy Lithuaian passport too – very easy. As long as Russki not stay Lithuania, all happy.

  368. 368
    Anonymous says:

    All F1 cars seen sitting on piles of bricks as they needed the tyres

  369. 369
    Green Greeny says:

    How many carbon credits does a necklace cost? Did they use organic rubber?

  370. 370
    Jimmy says:

    Ok I accept the point Labour got it all wrong anyway and Ozzie really had a mountain to climb. Boy has done well though.

  371. 371
    The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

    Personally, I think McMental has set an excellent precedent that all other MPs should follow: do whatever you want, just don’t show up in Westminster. Sit and sulk. Travel the world. Anything you like. Just don’t introduce any more fecking laws, rules or regulations.

    The laws, rules and regulations we’ve got are shite, but if MPs try to tinker with them, they’ll only make things worse – so it’s best they don’t bother.

  372. 372
    Independent Committee says:

    Well independent it may be, but fair it is not. There sure is hell no semblence of a cross section of the UK population including the likes of cleaners, binmen, unemployed, JSA claimants or (state only) pensioners on IPSA. What we actually have is placemen sitting in judgement on their peers.

  373. 373
    Jimmy says:

    The big question is was he there to hear the autumn statement and how the Tories are fixing his fuck ups. If not why not ??????!!!

    the man should have been dragged by the testicles to the HOC and made to listen.
    They he should be hanged… By his testicles

  374. 374
    Keith Vaz says:

    Yes, it’s all about my relatives. And postal voting.

  375. 375
    The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

    True, but someone should tell them what life’s like in the EU. I’m not sure what resources Ukraine’s got, but I bet the EU’s got its eye on them. And the Germans – salivating over the steppes – might get up to their Lebensraum thing again.

  376. 376
    Asking for trouble says:

    Perhaps wages should increase then. Or the ridiculous cost of living ie house prices, rents, utility bills etc…. should fall.

    Either way, something has got to give unless you want serious social disorder.

  377. 377
    The Great British Public says:

    Sorry …too busy watching “Eastenders”; “Corrie” and “Strictly” to arse about wasting time on street protests… we leave that for foreigners.

  378. 378
    Brown Makes Political Capital Out of Private Phone call and his Son says:

  379. 379
    The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

    You’re not really Jimmy, are you?

  380. 380
    The most amusing claim ever says:

    “But every person of every political view can now seemingly unite when asked about our politicians …. we need to unite ..and force out the old guard / ways parties and blood is required with a pride in themselves and this country…young fresh and chosen from among us ..not from above or around us …”

    Dream on …its NEVER gonna happen…the UK Apathy Party has a huge majority

  381. 381
    So Fantastic No Elastic says:

  382. 382
    Sad but True says:

    He won’t always be feted. Abel Muzerewa was a hero in Zimbabwe until Mugabe became the tyrant he is today and those that fought for their rights were forgotten in the embarrasment at what followed.

    South Africa is just ten years behind Zimbabwe but heading in the same direction. It will become the embarrasment it is destined to be and Mandela’s reputation wil be washed into the sewer with it.

  383. 383
    Jimmy says:

    Sky News

    “Shadow chancellor Ed Balls has told Sky News he “couldn’t give a t***” about speculation by newspapers and bookmakers about his future after stinging criticism of his Autumn Statement speech.

    On Sky News’ Murnaghan show, Mr Balls insisted he had “never been less bothered” about “gossip and tittle tattle” on his Commons performance following George Osborne’s update on the economy.

    Despite receiving flak for failing to provide a convincing response to improved economic figures, Mr Balls told the show that Labour is still winning argument over the economy.”

    In denial he still believes he is winning the argument . FFS this man is not only deluded he’s completly deranged

  384. 384
    Jimmy says:

    How about a MP to constituent chat in the HOC
    It’s what you are paid for you useless twat

  385. 385
    Sad but True says:

    I live in the country. It is very popular with the Polski as many of their relatives settled here after WWII.

  386. 386
    Exclusive Announcement on the Economy by George Osborne says:

    Firstly, I would like to thank Guido for his attack on Ed Balls in his puff piece in the Sun.

    Secondly, I would just like to make it quite clear that if anything bad happens in the economy it is Labour’s fault and if anything good happens it is due to my economic policies.

    To be more precise, even though the economy was growing by 1.7% when Labour were voted out of office the following tanking of the economy was in no way connected to me pulling the plug on all capital projects. It was merely a coincidence that the economy stalled and nothing to do with me whatsoever.

    It was not due to my fiscal policy that the economy tanked, got it?

    Now the economy is improving for some (mainly me and Dave and our rich mates and not for the peasants who have taken a 2 grand loss of wages in the last three years – is there a connection between these two facts? Who cares.) And I am claiming full credit for this improvement in growth. It has nothing to do with all the hardworking people in the real economy who are out there sweating their nuts off to make things happen and who create all of the wealth, it is all down to me being a fiscal genius.

    It is all down to me being so clever and nuffink to do with the workers working harder than ever to create that growth.

    Got it?


    ps. cheque is in the post Guido.

  387. 387
    Moaning NOT Action is the British National Pasttime says:

    Unlikely..the same old people will be elected…when it comes to voting most of the electorate might gripe but they’ll still vote for the same old parties…

  388. 388
    Jimmy says:

    I am , my name is Jimmy so I will blog under that name.

  389. 389
    Sad but True says:

    Mainly due to the £ falling 25% against the $ and Euro. Even UK farmers are finding it more profitable to export their food abroad than try to sell to UK supermarkets.

  390. 390
    MacShame not my real name says:

    Are you tweeting from your ‘office’?

  391. 391
    The Nelson Mandela Commemorative Moniker says:

    Ed Balls’s condition?

    psy·cho·sis [sahy-koh-sis]

    1. a mental disorder characterized by symptoms, such as delusions or hallucinations, that indicate impaired contact with reality.

    2. any severe form of mental disorder, as schizophrenia or paranoia.

  392. 392
    FFS says:

    It’s the Joseph Rowntree Foundation definition of poverty, which means everyone except the Duke of Westminster is below it.

  393. 393
    The Client State says:

    But they did offer you a nice little number if you relocated to a Northern, Labour-voting constituency, didn’t they?

  394. 394
    sussex carol says:

    +Laugh+ a rightwing troll what fun!

  395. 395
    Gordon McDoom says:

    That is why he was my right-hand man; we are both cheeks of the same arse. we are brothers!!!

  396. 396
    The Writing on the Wall says:

    If UKIP get 20%+ and win not a single seat, the country will be ungovernable.

  397. 397
    sussex carol says:

    Well would have been odd if gordon hadn’t jumped on the bandwagon of Mandela’s death.

    Wait for militwit to do the same!

  398. 398
    FFS says:

    Mandela admitted to 156 acts of terrorism

    Mandela sang “kill all the whites” songs after his release

    Mandela was a great friend to human rights abusers Gadhaffi and Suharto. He gave Suharto a medal.

    So quite different from Winnie and I’m sure they never had anything in common.

  399. 399
    Dave Cameron says:

    Brothers can’t marry in a church yet? This is an outrage. Something must be done.

  400. 400
    sussex carol says:

    He most certainly is winning the argument that he’s deluded – long may he continue!

  401. 401
    nellienewman says:



  402. 402
    FFS says:

    Given that 50% of Labour’s vote comes from ethnic minorities I’m not sure I can blame my “compatriots” for electing them.

  403. 403
    bumsex david says:

    On the same day we learn over 50% of people living in poverty are actually in work. Didn’t that clown IDS give us a speech saying work will get you out of poverty? We have double figure pay rises for the MP’s. In a nutshell this sums up this nation of ours. Maybe if they only had a Zer hours contract? Meanwhile the Queen is rubbing her little hands together and coining it in, as this lot announce no more land based wind turbines but lots more will be erected on HER seabed surrounding the UK

  404. 404
    FFS says:

    The Ukraine has got lots of farmland currently being bought up and farmed by British farmers.

  405. 405
    Podiceps says:

    Be very careful about walking down steppes when people have been salivating over them.

  406. 406
    Other Jimmy says:

    “Independent body will announce increase to £74,000 from 2015 despite opposition from Cameron and Miliband”

    So have a vote to reject the pay rise/change the law – after all they changed the benefits laws within 24hrs when they lost in court against workfare, so they *can* do it – if they *really* want to.

  407. 407
    FFS says:

    I’m guessing he will be saying he can’t go to prison because he’s too unwell, as per Guiness.

  408. 408
    sussex carol says:

    gordon has said he intends to stand again in kirkoddy and there’s no doubt his neglected constituents will vote for him. Mindless people!

  409. 409
    A Grocer says:

    Seems fine to me?

  410. 410
    sussex carol says:

    You have the moniker now – just make sure you live up to it!

  411. 411
    Nelson Mandela says:

    Hello? Hello? Is that you Margaret? Oh you’re Gordon? Go and get your mommy son, we grown ups need to talk some business.

  412. 412
    Anon. says:

    No mention of how much he creams from the BBC, he’s on there most days.

  413. 413
    Gorbachev (and he really did!!!) says:

    The EU is the USSR in western clothes.

  414. 414
    The Joseph Rowantree Foundation says:

    Our definition of poverty is: Anyone on less than the Duke of Westminster.

  415. 415
    sussex carol says:

    define ‘people living in poverty’

    do they have outside loos?

    do they have heat in their homes?

    do they have a car ? not that that’s important given the excellence of buses these days.

    do they have gardens in which to grow fruit and veg and have a few chickens?

    do they get a seaside holiday every year?

    do tell – how is poverty defined nowadays?

  416. 416
    sussex carol says:

    OMG the Indy pays owenjones £20k !!! What for ?!

  417. 417
    Arm Yourselves 2014 says:

    Just utterly disgusting while firms like Tesco and unscrupulous charities are using slave labour in this country. This government is an affront to decency in this country. They will be voted out without doubt at the next election

  418. 418
    sussex carol says:

    Bit cold in that derelict windowless garage this time of year!

  419. 419
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

    You total and utter tosser. Labour destroyed the economy, the supposed 1.7% growth was an illusion. You must be one of those Socialist morons with an IQ of 50 and in total need of an education above 1st grade.

  420. 420
    Steve in Fazakerley says:

    People saw through Osborne’s lies without Ed Balls’ help.

    I think he was lost for words at the cheek of it, personally.

  421. 421
  422. 422
    The Conservative Party says:

    Our definition of poverty is: Only if you’re living rough.

  423. 423
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    It seems that the consensus is MPs are not worth £74,000 a year. Then why is a BBC main newsreader paid a minimum of £100,000 a year. Because the BBC is answerable to itself and has no outside control on what it pays it’s staff. What other organisation is funded by the money tree that is the license fee payer.
    I also remember the issue with how the BBC pays some of it’s staff i.e. tax avoidance. Another BBC issue that has been swept under the carpet.
    The BBC repeat programmes, left biased, ready to take the piss again at christmas, should be sold off.

  424. 424
    Just saying says:

    = 1/10 of what Boris gets.

  425. 425
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    415 you are a deluded lefty.

  426. 426
    Left hand down a bit says:

    Any worker who thinks they are been paid below the minimum only has to take a stroll along to the local Citizen’s Advice Bureau who will be glad to help in negotiations with their employer, even Tesco or charities.

  427. 427
    David Cameron says:

    We’re all in this together.

    [Lie number 38]

  428. 428
  429. 429
    sussex carol says:

    You can’t compare owen to Boris! That’s like comparing a garden weed to a fully fledged oak tree!

  430. 430
    The BBC says:

    Owen will be given a BBC residency, just like Diane Abbott and Alan Johnson, after all they are us.

  431. 431
    Old West Country Git says:

    John, you might have least put a warning before posting the link
    for that grinning cnut McMental ………

    Don’t you care about the general publics health ?

    or is that way you whip things around now….

  432. 432
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    The mice and that spider are engaged in important constituency work.

  433. 433
    HRH Liz says:

    I’ll be sending Charles on the big silver bird in the sky down to Mandela’s funeral – he loves seeing all the natives dancing with their jubblies out.

    Also, I’ve bought so much off Amazon I want to be here when the postie delivers, there’s nothing worse than getting a ‘while you were out’ card, is there?

  434. 434
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The mess labour created and left up to 2010 will drift over until 2020. The beginning of time didn’t occur in 2010.
    Analogy : When a river floods and bursts it’s banks the water flows outwards for some time before it receeds back to the river.

  435. 435
    Duke of Edinburgh says:

    No bongo bongo land for me this christmas.

  436. 436
    The British media are cunts says:

    Well said.

  437. 437
    15 Men on a Dead Man's Chest says:

    Actually, he’ll have to phone first at his own expenses to be ‘diagnosed’ by the CAB who will then deign to offer an appointment at a time chosen for the adviser’s person convenience. On arrival, he will be told to wait. And wait. And wait. He will then be givena lecture about the’Cuts’ and told that, really, he should have gone to see someone at HMRC about the minimum wage thing.

  438. 438
    Funambulist says:

    Funny how as soon as Joe Slovo completed his mission of turning SA into the desired Communist Paradise, all three of his daughters, Gillian, Robyn and Shawn, voted with their feet and left the country to join champagne socialist media circles in London and Hollywood! Maybe their next movie could be an adulatory biopic of Ralph Milliband and his struggles against the ghastly British kulaks?

  439. 439
    Social Services says:

    If you can’t give your kids a playstation 4 for Christmas, things are very dire indeed and a task force will be set up to see if they need to be taken into care.

  440. 440
    The British media are cunts says:

    Lefties have fallen for the BBC lie that everything was sweetness and light until 2010 and that everything that went wrong with the economy was the fault of Fachur or Cameron.

  441. 441
    Steve in Fazakerley says:

    And you say the left are blinkered

  442. 442
    Kebab News says:

    A UK Independence party councillor has insisted comments about immigrants that were attributed to her in a Sunday paper have been taken “out of context”.

    The Mail on Sunday reported it had seen a video from 2008 in which Victoria Ayling said: “I just want to send the lot back, but I can’t say that.”

    She told the BBC she was referring to illegal immigrants and the paper based its story on “snippets” of the film.

    UKIP leader Nigel Farage said he accepted Mrs Ayling’s explanation.

    He said he could “see no reason” to take action against the Lincolnshire county councillor.

  443. 443
    Anonymous says:

    Whatever happened to using lowercase and not looking like a nob ed?

  444. 444
    Owen Jokes says:

    I’m love am shit.

  445. 445
    Left hand down a bit says:

    Folk who read this blog and take an interest in these things are aware of the contents of your posted link.

    The big question is, what are you as an individual going to do about it? diddly squat no doubt; because the politicians never carry out what they say in their manifesto during the run up a GE. Hence no reduction in the deficit before the 2015.

    The last PM went to court about this where the judge came up with crap along the lines of manifesto is not worth the paper its printed on.

    Have another glass of cider or buccy

  446. 446
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    My salary at the Indie is.., was not the question asked, and I bet you earn at least double the £65,000 MPs salary for talking bollocks on the media.

  447. 447
    Gordon Brown says:

    I had a good talk with Nelson Obamah in the kitchen of his house in Sweedn.

    Nurse theres another jobie in my trunk cloth.

  448. 448
    F**K the LibLabCon says:

    While Saint Mandela was incarcerated on Robben Island he was permitted one visit and one letter every six months, so you’re wrong again nell.

  449. 449
    beleiving your own propaganda says:

    “apartheid loving righties”

    I bet you were self-righteously wanking yourself stupid when you wrote that

  450. 450
    Left hand down a bit says:

    Not my experience, they are very helpful; feel sorry you were treated like that.

  451. 451
    Red Ed dread says:

    thomeday my plinth will come!

  452. 452
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Bless, bet he’s been duck taped for the next month.

  453. 453
    Not Jimmy says:

    Don’t forget we also have to pay for the huge salaries, expenses and gold plated pensions of the MEPs in Brussels. Do we need all of our Westminster MPs, AND all of those 750 MEPs and their 3000 plus ‘assistants’ in the EU?

    ( MEPs now enjoy an average income of £182,826 including allowances for attendance and travel, hmmm happy days…

  454. 454
    100,000s of Romas says:

    Are we nearly there yet?

  455. 455
    sussex carol says:

    I would much rather Charles be out there representing us in front of the World than any of our politicians including gordon, militwit cleggie and cameron!

  456. 456
    P45 Time says:

    Camoron and Gideon have told everyone time and time again, “there is no more money”, the state is too expensive, we have to learn to live within our means, pensions are unaffordable etc

    So why the different rules for MPs?

  457. 457
    sussex carol says:

    Her Maj and Charles are far preferable to anything that we have in the poli!tical spectrum at the moment !

  458. 458

    Osbourn sold the fuckin post office for half its value , that pushes him up to the top of the tree of worst tossers in living memory

    “They are all in it together

  459. 459
    Jimmy says:

    Steve in fazack

    Wel said mate but at the end of the day we I’d leave the economy in a complete ess and even had we got another 5 years we would probably be in a worse poistion than we are now.
    We really have to get rid of ALS and even then we won’t ave enough credibility tanks to the likes of Brown

  460. 460
    citizen jones says:

    CAB advisers are volunteers – you should be grateful there are any at all

  461. 461
    Anonymous says:

    She will, I hope stand by her every word, not apologising or backtracking , if the leftie EU arsehole suckers are upset about it, so much the better, the WAYYYCIISSSTT tag has finally ran it’s course , every expression of outrage aired on the BBC piles on UKIP votes !!

  462. 462
    It must be said says:

    David Laws could not manage his affairs on his salary. He trousered an extra £50,000 for his friends rent. He still in office.

  463. 463
    Alan Yentob, chief trougher at the BBC says:

    My £300,000 salary, paid by extortion from the public, does not even come near to my true value.

  464. 464

    Her Jugged melons are delightful !

  465. 465
    Anonymous says:

    Wherever this story allows comments, e.g. on Yahoo, the Mail etc, the commenters fully support her

  466. 466
    Fishy says:

    Unfortunately your uniquely funded BBC only gave you the bits of the story that they wanted to, that would suit their and Labour’s mission.

    They left 90% of the story out.

    Courtesy of Biased BBC here are a few things Labour, sorry the BBC forgot to mention:

    – Poverty (relative of course) is almost at a record low.

    – Living standards have been declining since 2003…not since 2010.

    – Fewer working adults were in poverty in 2011/12 than in 2008/09 under Labour.

    – Child poverty is lowest for 25 years.

    – Pensioner poverty at lowest in decades.

    Read on if you can be arsed

  467. 467
    Fishy says:

    And what do you get for the BBC appearances you forgot to mention?

  468. 468

    Looks like he is building up an insanity defense

    Wubble !

  469. 469
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    The legal i’mmigrants may well end up voting for UKIP.

    Either that – or they will become politically active independently and start splitting the vote.

    It is only propaganda of the left which states that legal i’mmigrants are more likely to vote Labour. Given the > 100% turnouts in some Labour wards due to postal voting, the only fact appears to be that immigrants are more likely to be involved in electoral fraud – knowingly or more likely, unknowingly.

    Vote UKIP.

  470. 470
    SARAH BROWN full time carer says:

    My hero My mandolin

  471. 471
    Casual Observer 5 says:

    Can someone send Owen’s mum a bar of soap for christmas so as she can wash little Owen’s mouth out ?

    Horrible little lefty mong.

  472. 472
    Mandela Bolshevik Broadcasting Company says:

    All viewers & listeners take Note

    All programming schedules on all channels have now been cancelled as
    we will be broadcasting around the clock from South Africa & for the
    foreseeable future.

  473. 473
    You know it makes sense says:

    Don’t forget to sign one of the e-petitions…

    This one has the most signatures and has been signed by more than 400 people in the last couple of hours. Lets keep it trending, sign and then pass on the link via e-mail, twitter, facebook, word of mouth, other comments boards etc.

    If we are not going to take to the streets we need to protest via the net.

    Thank you.

  474. 474
    Anonymous says:

    Did he not give ol’Rupe first shot at this?

  475. 475
    SARAH BROWN full time carer says:

    As all MP’s are about to get a well deserved £11,000 pay rise
    I would call on the trade unions of this country to only call for a 15% pay rise for each and every member / worker
    The country is obviously out of recession now , and as our glorious MP’s have shown , the country is awash with money , in
    fact there is so much money in the economy that a mere 15% would not hurt any company and we can well afford to welcome with open arms several benefit seeking immigrants from our European partners

    Me and Gordon look forward to employing several of them in our many homes and constituency offices

  476. 476
    My Christmas tradition is to call Christmas Christmas, you bunch of PC Lefties says:

  477. 477
    J Zuma says:

    The witchdoctor is dead, the witchdoctor is dead.

  478. 478
    Owen says:

    That’s not camel toe is it?.

  479. 479
    The Great Mentalist says:

    When did Tony Blair die?

  480. 480
    Everyone in Westminster says:

    If you have to ask, you are obviously one of the little people.

  481. 481
    This is NOT IPSA says:

    We make the rules up as we go along so they are always within them & can

    never be called illegal by anyone….

    This seems perfectly fair & above board to us

    “More (Tax Free) Truffles & Vintage Champagne anyone……”

    BTW Thats for IPSA & its most esteemed clients only aka MPs

  482. 482
    A Leftwit says:

    At last, the bizzies are cracking down on heinous criminals who ruin England! There’s no place for this sort of free speech here!

    A sandwich shop owner endured an eight-hour grilling by police and had his computer seized for three weeks – after cracking sick Nelson Mandela jokes on the net.

  483. 483
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Jones, you are not even worth the minimum wage.

  484. 484
    M103 says:

    The coalition will have accumulated more debt than labour did in 13 years, labour increased the deficit by pumping money in to save the banks, the deficit should have vanished naturally if Osborne hadn’t borrowed as much as he has and the deficit is barely moving but the debt is rising exponentially, I think Balls has it right, Osborne is taking this country backwards.

  485. 485
    Not wanted says:

    Turkeys and Christmas, you going to give up a good number and vote to halve your wages and lucrative expenses, do you hells like, the lazy MP sods will make every excuse possible to keep what they consider theirs after all they climbed the greasy pole to get it, sack them all and let them find a similar none exsistent job in industry.

  486. 486
    Athelstan says:

    You are not welcome

  487. 487
    CarryHole is the porcine homunculus says:

    Tat’s Mum died and she never liked her son.

    That’s why he’s such a screwup.

    It’s why it’s better not to react too much to his sock puppeting and just feel sorry for him.

  488. 488
    M103 says:

    Double Debt Dave Cameron has doubled the National Debt in only 3 years. In fact it was only raised to 700billion after bailing out the banks…where is all the money? He loves to talk about the deficit coming down a bit but the 120billion a year is added on every year….

  489. 489
    15 Men on a Dead Man's Chest says:

    That is not true. Lots of CAB sdvisers are paid staff

  490. 490
    David the Man says:

    Set of black scrounging wankers, so there.

  491. 491
    Mandela Myths Exposed says:

    Mandela was not imprisoned for opposing apartheid, or segregation in Africa, but for being a communist terrorist murderer-bomber in service to the Soviet Union.

  492. 492
    Democracy Now says:

    Stop subverting our democracy by buying MPs.

  493. 493
    broderick crawford says:


    Young people just going to change pension age back later

    YOUNG people have announced plans to lower the pension age by several decades once they’re in charge.
    When asked how they felt about working for another 45 years before getting a state pension, all under-25s favoured amending the law as soon those who made it get old and feeble.
    Nail artist Emma Bradford, aged 19, said: “I have to retire at 70 to pay for my granny to retire at 62? Yeah, sounds perfectly fair to me.

    “Or here’s another plan: how about we wait until all the government are dead, then just switch it back?”

    22-year-old trainee lawyer Tom Logan said: “This government telling us what’s going to be happening in 2063 is like a mayfly making big plans for next month.
    “So if they’re in power until 2020 at the latest, and me and my mates get into government in 2040, that still gives us what, 20 years to change that back?

    “Pretty sure we’ll manage it. It’ll be our second priority after legalising euthanasia.”

    Treasury Secretary Danny Alexander said: “We cannot ignore the deficit, so the only responsible thing to do is to leave all our unpaid bills for young people who can’t get jobs.

    “There is a slight risk that, when they’ve got all the money and power, the younger generation may act in their own selfish interest.

    “But our society holds the elderly in such esteem that I think we can discount that.”

  494. 494
    Nigel Farage says:

    Yes of course all problems will be solved.

  495. 495
    F**k the LibLabCon says:

    Keep talking to yourself.

  496. 496
    a non says:

    Gotta love that PFI interest eh :)

  497. 497
    The Envelope says:

    He has to bung all the foreigners, his dad-in-law, his dad-in-law’s friends and Uncle Tom Cobbly and All.

  498. 498
    Timmy Trivial says:

    It is very important that the Police do that.

  499. 499

    Dave failed to win the 2010 election.
    Dave failed to make proper cuts to public expenditure
    Dave legalised bumsex marriage

    Dave was, is, and always will be, a traitorous useless bastard.

  500. 500
    We have dreamers but here we have crap says:

    Now how much did Browns aircraft carriers cost you know the ones with the unbreakable contracts, how much saving the banks cost, you know the ones Brown “set free” to give a 110% mortgages, how about the billions to fight a war in Iraq and Afghanistan, how about Brown slinking into the EU the day after a treaty was signed and signing it himself now how much is that costing us say a day, did all the money come off that tree Brown had in number 11, ffs

  501. 501
    Bottom line says:

    The only momentum behind Ukip is that half their supporters will be 10 foot under in 2020.

  502. 502
    Baffled says:

    Carrots and Milk? Is this some strange foreign idea imported by our enrichment brothers?

  503. 503
    Music Critic says:

    Yummy Yummy Yummy,
    I’ve got love in my tummy.

    Probably the most erotic pop music lines to escapte 1970s censors…

  504. 504
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    But we will take to the streets in our tens of millions when its time to VOTE !!

    and show these greedy fcuking parasitic pimps aka MPs what we really think

    of them….

    In the meantime make certain everyone signs this e-petition without exception….!!

    The one thing our unaccountable leeches aka MPs detest more than anything is

    the internet which regularly lifts the stone under which they all like to hide while

    they issue pious duplicitous commands for us to obey without question & gives

    the oxygen of publicity for the Court of Public Opinion on what they really get up

    to, there days are really numbered and like the fall of the House of Ceausescu’s

    when it does start it will be very swift for all of them.

  505. 505
    Podiceps says:

    And what the hell is an Xmas pod?

  506. 506
    Richard Dworkin says:

    It’s the PC pseudo-socialist marketting bullshitter’s version of leaving a carrot for Rudolph (he’d prefer some Fly Agaric, but that’s another legend) and a glass of the strong stuff for whoever is impersonating Santa.

  507. 507
    The Menyoo says:

    An illiterate person’s cliche about what people have for dessert at Christmas

  508. 508
    Dreary Steeples says:

    Is this tread open to all pussies or just the ones above?.

  509. 509
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Actually my traditions are rent boys, ketamine and hard-core gay pornography – can I be Chairman?

  510. 510
    Dreary Steeples says:

    You still slept your way to the bottom.

  511. 511
    A great big mess says:

    You could just file for bankruptcy .

    That usually sorts matters out.

  512. 512
    Rev Paul Flowers says:

    Oh it’s amazing what you can get up to with a carrot, some milk and a compliant rent boy.

  513. 513
    British Citizen says:

    I no longer find it easy to think that. They seem up to their necks in the same anti-British multicultural nonsensest peddled by the mediorities who are ruining this country.

  514. 514
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Please contact your MP about there obscene fcuking pay rise via the
    this link and let them know what you think on the legalised theft of
    OUR money


    IF they do condescend & reply don’t except all of there Bull Shit about this

    increase is nothing to do with them, but is IPSA fault, because they will be

    fcuking lying……which they all excel at along with manipulation

  515. 515
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  516. 516
    The Ukranians are revolting says:

    Toppling that statue of Lenin and disemboweling it was frankly a step too far.

    Those Ukranians should be told in no uncertain terms to go home now and respect the Rule of Law

  517. 517
    White rabbit says:

    You can’t fool me Jones by wearing the same shirt all the time.
    And “probably less than people think” is 100k plus

  518. 518
    Teddy Taylor is a twat says:

    Hi righties. Did you cry when Eugene Terre Blanche died?

  519. 519
    The political can F O A D says:

    Apologising to people who hate her anyway is a bit pointless.

    Never apologise to your enemies.

  520. 520
    M103 says:

    Bedroom Tax
    Andy Coulson
    Rebekah Brooks
    Food Banks
    Leon Brittan
    Peter Morrison
    Osborne’s paddock scam
    Children left in the pub
    43 Government U-turns
    Minimum alcohol pricing
    Anthony Bamford
    Adrian Beecroft
    Michael Spencer
    Lord Green
    Cigarette packaging & Lynton Crosby
    Fracking & Lynton Crosby
    Peter Cruddas
    Lying under oath at Leveson
    Racist Vans
    The promotion of Esther McVey
    Escalating government debt
    Royal Mail selloff price scandal

  521. 521
    White rabbit says:

    + plenty

  522. 522
    They can all go 2 hell says:

    Listen up. The English people will be a minority in the country of their accessors within a couple of generation.

    Do you think we give the slightest fcuk about the survival of the people who’ve either engineered it, or sat on the @rses and allowed it to happen?

    Time we English put our own interests first, cos no one else is going to, least of all the monarchy or her political quisling class.

  523. 523
    The President of South Africa says:

    Jacob Zuma, who followed up an overnight statement with a televised address called for calm and for “responsible leadership” following the murder, describing it as a “terrible deed;” and described the murderer as “cowardly.”Zuma’s words were echoed by the AWB and organisations including AfriForum and Solidarity. Minister of Police Nathi Mthethwa Commissioner of police, Bheki Cele and other high ranking police officials,and politicians visited Terre’Blanche’s family in Ventersdorp the morning after the murder to express sympathy with the family

  524. 524
    A Small Businessman says:

    True. I was re-adjusting my personal investments and my firm’s business strategy from about 2006 onwards. It was obvious that the ‘boom’ was going to end in tears. I have a theory that lots of other soundly run businesses which did not have crappy MBAs on the payroll did likewise.

    It is one of the reasons why so many firms which the experts claim are ‘zombies’ have had the mysterious ability to carry on without going bust despite the crash: in fact a lot of small bnusinesses have been sitting on piles of cash and far from wanting bank loans, have been avoiding them and other businesses which need them like the plague.

  525. 525
    Sad but True says:

    I love the way these morons only bring attention to the truth. Here are the figures from Eurostat:-

    2009: -11.4

    2010: -10.1

    2011: -7.7

    2012: -6.1

    So by the end of 2013 the Tories will have about halved the deficit bequeathed to them when Gordon spent all the money we didn’t have.

  526. 526
    Thoroughly Fucked off Englishman says:

    Dear Santa please can i have a big hickory baseball bat for Christmas
    also please could you grant me one hour in the parliamentary chamber ,so i can explain to these fucking maggots that run this country just how bad things are here in the real world
    Then i would like my bat complete with blood , snot , hair , embedded teeth and skull fragments to be mounted on the wall of the house , as a reminder to those who pass
    Who the fuck they are actually supposed to represent

  527. 527
    Athelstan says:

    the English have faced this before: during the Danish invasions. These tides can be turned.

  528. 528
    The Ukranians are revolting says:

    Threats are now openly being made against the life of the Ukranian President.

    Is Dave going to be calling an impromptu night Press Conference as he did when Nelson Mandela died?

  529. 529
    Sad but True says:

    Not to mention the unfunded Tax Credit system we can’t now get out of.

  530. 530
    Sounds outrageous on the face of it.. says:

    I can’t help feeling that rampant inflation and currency debasement are the top tools in the toolbox of economic policy management. Not to mention farming of the taxpayer.

  531. 531
    Richard Dawkins says:

    I love Christmas. It’s such a special time of year. I think it would be a shame if it dissappeared just because I’d convinced everyone there was no God.

  532. 532
    An Empty Plinth says:

    Their statute, their art criticism.

  533. 533
    Over sexed and over there says:

    No way jose.

    Cameron only ever does anything if he thinks it might make him look good .

  534. 534
    Reader says:

    Wasn’t he some kind of national socialist wannabe? You’d do better to ask a lefty.

  535. 535
    Dhimmi Dave says:

    All adverse comments about Mr Mandela will be recorded, along with your names and addresses.

    You have been warned.

  536. 536
    Not Norman Tebbit says:

    A real Englishman would use a cricket bat

  537. 537
    FFS says:

    Thanks you. I’m glad I got rid of the telly.

  538. 538
    Rob Roy says:

    Have you ever thought about moving to an independent Scotland?

  539. 539
    partner says:

    Diane Abbott appeared on MPs university challenge and failed to answer a single question correctly. Her entire career is based around her being a black woman, thus scoring a convenient double bullseye on tokenism. She is brain dead.

  540. 540
    FFS says:

    Yes, but they are rich enough and famous enough to be beyond any conceivable attempt at corrupting them with promises at wealth and power.

    So it could just work….

    Anyway, looking back through British history it was all about a roll of the dice: a 50:50 chance you got to live under a decent Monarch. Right now we get to choose between one bunch of twats or another – so we’ve got no chance at all.

  541. 541
    FFS says:

    To leave them alone…..

  542. 542
    The Pope says:

    Luckily for ua, 90% of Christmas, as celebrated these days, has very little to do with God

  543. 543

    Nothing will make Dave look good. The man’s a cnut.

  544. 544
    Left hand down a bit says:

    Lignum vitae preferably

  545. 545
    White rabbit says:

    Similar thoughts. Someone better speak up sharpish and act or it’ll be too fucking late.

  546. 546
    FFS says:

    Can I get retrospective bennies for growing up in what counts as poverty these days? I mean, growing up in a council house with no telephone, no telly, no DVD player and no X-Box must have severely limited my life chances.

    I reckon I’m owed thousands in retrospective bennies and the nation can easily afford it by merely printing more debt.

  547. 547
    The BBC says:

    We are not biased, we simply believe in a pick-and-mix of the truth that happens to support Labour’s preferred narrative.

    Go on PROVE we’re biased.

  548. 548
    Anonymous says:

    After the nation wreckers in the British establishment have finished with it, England will indeed resemble something out of the Dark Ages, with separate ethnic enclaves forming.

    It’s already happening with white flight, and there’s not much the authorities can do about it. People are voting with their feet. Sure the PC indoctrinated middle class white people fleeing put it down to better schools, cleaner environment etc… But just like the US, and any other western country, it’s the unspoken effects of diversity doing the driving.

    The bleak future of the native peoples of Britain could look like something out of Children of Men.

  549. 549
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Having an Xmas whip-round for MPs to thank them for their hard work + sacrifices they made in 2013. Paypal

  550. 550
    Ed Balls says:

    Frankly I couldn’t give a toss!

  551. 551
    FFS says:

    I love the way these morons only bring attention to the truth. Here are the figures from Eurostat:-

    2009: -11.4

    2010: -10.1

    2011: -7.7

    2012: -6.1

    So by the end of 2013 the Tories will have about halved the deficit bequeathed to them when Gordon spent all the money we didn’t have.

  552. 552
    1.23 g/cm3 says:

    Preferably not. Don’t want to needlessly sprain any wrists in the process.

  553. 553
    An Aussie says:

    It would seem Englishman don’t know how to use a cricket bat!

  554. 554
    Someone says:

    Nor can I.

  555. 555
    fattabottomus says:

    I is so blick. Vas thinks he is big blick dick round here but I feel kinship to Mandiba which he can`t. So we have decided to split Africa Asia at around the Suez Canal.

    Of course I know shit about anything. But in Labour that is no barrier, all are winners, there are no losers. Except you lot.

  556. 556
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Hi lefties – did you cry when Pol Pot died?

  557. 557
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    What about Kim Jong-il?

    Fidel Castro’s impending passing must have most of you in floods.

  558. 558
    Victoria Fayling says:

    I mean’t let’s chuck out the foreigners. But as I said I can’t say that.

  559. 559
    The Mekong says:

    There were weeks of mourning at the Sorbonne

  560. 560
    It's all going to end in tears says:

    The inter-generational covenant has been broken.

  561. 561
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Yes Saloth Sar (as he was then) learned his nasty left wing ideas in Paris in the early 60s. Not surprisingly France does not like to publicise this fact.

  562. 562
    not an MP says:

    NO I think in fairness anybody who has never taken any drug at all should vote conservative, and anybody who shagged a girl when she was pissed should vote LIBDEM, any body who ever had an auntie worked in a mill should vote labour and the rest should vote for whatever cVnt is going to kick the fuckers off of the island

  563. 563
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Nor the fact that it gave people like Duvalier and Bokassa safe haven.

  564. 564
    White rabbit says:

    What was her specialised subject ? Don’t tell me, hypocrisy

  565. 565
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Jacob menheer – just have a shower after you rape an AIDS riddled teenager and you will be fine.

  566. 566
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Jacob menheer – just have a shower after you r*pe an AIDS riddled teenager and you will be fine.

  567. 567
    anonus says:

    …off of…

    The latest American idiom to find comfort in home waters.

    Absolute crapspeak.

  568. 568
    The Hackney Hippo says:

    No, it was hippo-crisy!

  569. 569
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Jacob menheer – just have a shower after you r*pe an AIDS riddled teenager and you will be fine

  570. 570
    cheche says:

    Prince Philip and Mandela went to hospital about the same time, HRH is still alive Who bets he out lives Fidel as well

  571. 571
    T May says:

    I have noticed that there is a marked increase in poor, American-influenced grammar and vocabulary towards the end of the day. Presumably the yanks have all woken up and some of them have decided to poke their noses over on this side of the Atlantic.

  572. 572
    Chuka Pushes Santa out of the way says:

  573. 573
    Public opinion says:

    Isn’t that how Mandela is to be cremated?

  574. 574
    not an MP says:

    I think you might in favour of gay marriage ?

  575. 575
    The Grim Reaper says:

  576. 576
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    You are David Lammy and I claim my £5

  577. 577
    What No Balls? says:
  578. 578
    Trash says:

  579. 579
    Ol' Crummy says:

    Go ‘way kid, ya bother me.

    You will have your arse kicked again, as it was then, because you are a godless heathen vainglorious coxcomb, fighting only for filthy lucre and I-know-not-what stirrings of desire in your loins on account of the cruelty of all your predations upon the good citizens of England. Almighty God will be on MY side, and will see me through, you scurvy cur!

    So yeah– let’s get ready to R-U-M-M-M-M-M-B-L-E!

  580. 580
    not an MP says:

    I suppose I should say my comment was not directed at T May as I pu it in first.

  581. 581
  582. 582
    Britain's Obama is the new Balls says:

  583. 583
    Ego Watch says:

    Mummy, why is that horrid politician pushing Santa aside?

  584. 584
    Childrens' Services says:

    Hands up everyone who has had a CRB check

  585. 585
    A Big Organ says:

  586. 586
    Left hand down a bit says:

    No such thing as a good Aussi beer!!

  587. 587
    Anonymous says:

    Stop these fecking playgroup posts, are you all special ?

  588. 588
    Anonymous says:

    Be honest, you have to be a bit thick to shoot a prisoner when all around you are decked out in helmet cameras.

  589. 589
    Anonymous says:

    So tare you saying they dont take their EU expenses if they are MEP`s then ?because i heard Nigel had 2 million euros last year.

  590. 590
    The British media are cunts says:

    Eating would be her specialist subject, especially rice and peas.

  591. 591
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

  592. 592
    The Real World says:

    In his defense he doesn’t have AIDS so maybe he is right.

  593. 593
    The British media are cunts says:

    Most of the so called England Cricket team are South African. That makes them fucking useless.

  594. 594
    H of C Spokesperson says:

    Tomorrow Monday 9 December 2013 House of Commons will be suspending
    all the businesof the house & the whole day is going to be called

  595. 595
    Anonymous says:

    Grow up ! ukip are a pathetic crowd of weirdos and people other parties would never select in a million years, the average IQ is dire as well.

  596. 596
    The British media are cunts says:

    Not what the BBC are saying though. And they never lie do they?

  597. 597
    Anonymous says:

    Well they wouldnt be married in the first place, cretin ,as its illegal.

  598. 598
    Anonymous says:

    Nasty red eye

  599. 599
    Mandela Lookalike meets Obama Lookalike says:

  600. 600
    The BBC says:

    It is all a question of ‘balance’

  601. 601
    Anonymous says:

    Balls, and the rest of the shadow front bench have been dire since the election. Have you only just noticed ? a more nasty, unpleasant crowd of feckers i have yet to see.

  602. 602
    Bridgestone says:

    Should we sponsor them?

  603. 603
    Anonymous says:

    Yanks have foxholes, we have trenches .

  604. 604
    Alf from High Street Wapping says:

    Fcuk it I’m off down the pub with no TV……..trying to get away from

    Mandela B*B*C

    Mandela MSM

    Mandela Everything

    I’m sorry he has passed on & at 95 he’s had a good innings BUT all of this

    24/7 adulation is fcuking well OTT…..

    I know I’m not the only one who see’s it that way am I ??

  605. 605
    Rich says:

    My MP got a fucking great pay rise at Stormont too…

  606. 606
    Anonymous says:

    To be honest N**ge*la looks as though she is still hoovering up a fair whack, she looks out of it, and her outbursts in court have been unhelpful.

  607. 607
    Obama and Jesse Jackson visit Brum says:

  608. 608
    Anonymous says:

    All joking aside, i really think there is something wrong with Ed Balls, his behaviour in his response to Osborne was extremely odd.

  609. 609
    One of three thousand says:

    Murdered by blacks as per Nelson’s little song, you mean?

  610. 610
    Anonymous says:

    Your comment is too tedious to reply to in kind.

  611. 611


  612. 612
    Anonymous says:

    I presumed he spelled Lourdes wrongly !

  613. 613
    Look at the state of,them says:

    Is that the Flying Picketts..

  614. 614

    After the word rent, insert ( pardon the pun ) BOYS!

  615. 615
    BBC Political Officer says:

    We will focus on the millions of working poor who have to go to food banks on their way home from a hard day’s work in the sweatshops that are Amazon.

    It’s all part of the cost of living / bedroom tax crisis that will only be solved when Britain’s natural party of power is returned to Government in 2015.

    In the meantime we will lead the resistance and jihad against the spawn of Thatcher.

  616. 616
    Great British Public says:

    He’l be waiting a fcuking long time……

  617. 617
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

  618. 618
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    When Blair exits this world the BBC will have a months worth of eulogies about what a great man he was!

  619. 619
    Ed goes Crimbo Shopping and Chuka tags along says:

  620. 620
    Anonymous says:

    If you think this is peculiar to the UK you must have led a very sheltered and tedious life.

  621. 621
  622. 622
    Teddy Taylor is a twat says:

    Hi righties. Why do you hate black people? Very simple question.

  623. 623
    Labour's New Policies in the Making says:

    Childrens Fiction. How fitting.

  624. 624
    Tony B£air says:

    Hi fuckwit. Why do you hate people?

  625. 625
    . Ba da da da, Ba da da da, Ba da da da, Ba da da da, Ba da da da, Ba da da da, Ba da da da, says:

  626. 626
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Evening, Chuka ! xx

  627. 627
    Anonymous says:

    Do you work for the BBC for nothing then Owen ? I dont listen now but as well as TV at one point you were a tedious fixture on late night Radio 5 progs.

  628. 628
    Miliband turns left says:

  629. 629
    Snow Den says:

    Is that a sniper on the gantry?

  630. 630

    Would you allow any Labour politician near YOUR children

  631. 631
    a person says:

    They will have halved the debt.

    The deficit concerns the difference between government income and government spending at a point in time

  632. 632

    One of the most amusing incidents on television , the look on Millibands face is a picture ,probably he saw something of himself in Balls’s incoherent ranting , I think he must know by now that the game is up.

  633. 633
    Polishing the Turd says:

  634. 634
    Teddy Taylor is a twat says:

    Hi Tony, you horrible war criminal. Why did Maggie call you her greatest achievement?

  635. 635


  636. 636
    It's Behind You says:

  637. 637
    Anonymous says:

    It is a very silly question.

  638. 638
    Teddy Taylor is a twat says:

    Finally, an honest rightie who plainly admits that he’s racist.

  639. 639
    Teddy Taylor is a twat says:

    Don’t avoid the question, just answer it.

  640. 640
    Ormond says:

    Fuck off b0gw0g.

  641. 641
    Widow's Peak Watch says:

    He doesn’t look very happy

  642. 642
    Pathetic says:

    Seriously, what sort of fucking mindset was Stuart Broad sent out to bat with?
    Just ludicrous.

  643. 643
    USA MSM Weather Report says:

    Extreme Snow & Ice storms over very large parts of southern & middle states now heading up the eastern seaboard to Virginia causing all sorts of travel delays & accidents before the storms hit New England. “Minus 30F” has been recorded in some parts of the country as winter strikes 2 weeks early than normal with a lot more cold weather to come next week…

  644. 644
    Anonymous says:

    To me it’s a silly question. To me, the kind of person who would ask it seems as if he might possibly be a racist, whether he recognizes that about himself or not.

  645. 645
    Thoroughly Fucked off Englishman says:

    Then i would have to wish for a big fuck off claymore

  646. 646
    not an MP says:

    of course nobody knows what is going to hit them JAN1, I know and I hope it shows people that the society that we had made was a society that could leave a church open, was a place that could leave something out and not worry about it being nicked, the structure of society is going to go tits up JAN 1 and the fuckers in parliament have done it and they want to hide their face in shame.

  647. 647
    A simple West Country Village Idiot says:

    Is this what is meant by Global Warming ?
    Or have those fcuking half wit MPs been telling Porky Pies again, the two faced
    obnoxious fcuking cnuts screwing another 20% out of us with there pay rise &
    hidden extras which they laughingly say is nothing to do with them.
    They really treat us with complete utter fcuking contempt these fcuking slime balls
    from all three parties who are all in it together against….. US !

  648. 648
    Harold Shipman: UK's No.2 Hospital serial killer says:

    Far too small for a roast, you twat.

    I hope the animals were humanely slaughtered, not left to thirst to death lying in their own faeces.

  649. 649
    An annual event says:

    That would be due to the top bit of the earth currently being tilted away from the sun.

  650. 650
    Anonymous says:

    Finally, an honest rightie who plainly admits that he’s a fellow racist.

    Though, of course, you could simply be replying to yourself.

  651. 651
    A waiting Roma says:

    We make chirchiz open soon, we take led of roof, iz open, yess?

  652. 652
    Ballox Economic says:

    Balls is extremely economical with the truth! It is the only thing he excels in. He is an arrogant, unapologetic liability, who is unable to empathise with the voters and the pain they have endured under the recent economic climate. All thanks to Labours mismanagement of the economy. Self -serving ScUmBalls. What a Banker! He will never learn from his mistake!

  653. 653

    Lord Kinnock says rich should pay more tax – Indi

    He continued that it was very clearly Labour’s unerring policy.

    Unerring? Only a fool fails to learn from experience.

    Perhaps the unelectable old Welsh Windbag, who never achieved anything apart from being a drain on the public purse, could examine how well that approach has worked for M Hollande?

  654. 654
    Podiceps says:

    Vain hope. No one can learn from experience and remain a socialist. It is the business of socialism to apply the same old nostrums again and again, and if the patient doesn’t get better, that’s his fault.

  655. 655
    Podiceps says:

    It reminds me of W.S. Gilbert’s letter to the management of the Metropolitan Line: ‘Sir, Saturday morning, although recurring at regular and well-foreseen intervals, always seems to take this railway by surprise.’

  656. 656
    Podiceps says:

    It reminds me of W.S. Gilbert’s letter to the management of the Metropolitan Line: ‘Sir, Satuгday morning, although recurring at regular and well-foreseen intervals, always seems to take this railway by surprise.’

  657. 657
    ViSIOnOn says:

    With Ed Balls, Labour can now take the fight to George Osborne ……/ed-balls-labour-fight-osborne‎
    20 Jan 2011

    the Guardian never tire of being wrong.

  658. 658
    Not an EUSSR Finance Member says:

    Just thought it would be helpful to point out this Welsh Wind Bag is still
    receiving a large EUSSR TAX FREE pension each month

    Equality & Socialism are very odd bed fellows & none more so than the UK.

  659. 659
    Matilda says:

    So, dipshit, which qango do you work for?

    Why don’t you try addressing the question rather than the poster?

  660. 660

    It looks like almost everybody is lining up to take the piss out of the cat!

    I still love you cat – and I have something that I would love to slip you!

  661. 661
    Matilda says:

    :Whatever happened to using lowercase and not looking like a nob ed?:

    Whatever happened to using “it’s” and not “its” and not looking like a nob ed?

  662. 662

    Much better to have worked you way up to deputy assistant clerk in a bank!

  663. 663

    You are fast becoming the new 8illy – fuck off back to your pseudo-intellectual twat comments on the lastest wikipedia page that you have read.

  664. 664
    Happy expat says:

    I don’t live in England now, but when I did my family ALWAYS bought our spuds in 20kg paper sacks from the roadside farm shops/vans. Saved lugging them back from the market every week and cost about half what Sainsburys and the others were charging. Worth a gallon or two of petrol – plus a pleasant ride out into the countryside on a Sun day afternoon.

  665. 665
    Anonymous says:

    The Danes were fellow germanic tribes

  666. 666
    Plan B says:

    Keep them all waiting in the arrivals area for a few days ( or do what the Aussies do and redirect them all to a remote Scottish island for “processing”) and blame it on the EU’s Euro air traffic control computer system. Shut off the water in the bogs, the a/cs and heating. Those are the sort of conditions they are coming from, so make them feel welcome!

  667. 667
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    + several hundred!

  668. 668
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    But the average voter doesn’t give a fuck about all that Westminster Village shit!

  669. 669
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    … or sent that fuckin loony Ayatollah home to Iran. That worked out well, didn’t it!

  670. 670
    Weathergirl says:

    Carole’s knockers are getting bigger, aren’t they?

  671. 671
    St Trinians - Lower Second says:

    Jolly hockeys sticks, gals. Let’s all go out to play!

  672. 672
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Empty vessels make most noise….

  673. 673
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    So does two inches of snow.

  674. 674
    Johnny Major's Blue and White Army says:

    To save this test match they knew they had tp bat out the day.

    Total capitulation in 12 overs .

    Jobs in politics await.

  675. 675
    Sea gull says:

    Lots of room in the Thames for his sort….

  676. 676
    Sea gull says:

    Sounds like you have been sacked. Did you leave the gate open when you went for a peeee?

  677. 677
    An angry taxpaying pleb says:

    If you think you have a future expecting an ever decreasing number of hard workers paying an ever increasing tax burden to pay for an ever increasing State provision and expenditure perhaps you better think again.

  678. 678
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    David Cameron’s cat Larry has been to the vets recently.

    Guess who has ended up paying the bill.

    Merry Xmas to everyone.

  679. 679
    Panesar nought says:

    There is no place for any more people within the EU.

    It is morally indefensible for David Cameron and Nigel Farage to watch the scenes of bedlam in Ukraine and not speak out.

    They should both be on TV now telling the Ukrainians they will not be allowed in the Club and best all go home before they start fighting one another.

  680. 680
    Anonymous says:

    Do black righties hate black people too?

  681. 681
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    1960s. surely?

  682. 682
    JH32-0945-034956234 says:

    What has happened can be undone.

    If we do get to a Balkans style civil war it will probably be in the wake of a total economic collapse, the seeds of which are germinating. Economic collapse = no more freebies for those enriching us and their enablers.

    Do you actually think they will fight to stay when they are getting nothing? Do you think they are here for the food and weather? Would they fight on behalf of the pitiful lefties who think they are sooo wonderful from afar but would not dream of living among them?

    No, our enrichers will take off en masse once the free ride ends, they have absolutely no attachment to this island apart from the free money and shelter, opportunities for petty crime, and having their arses kissed by the left.

    An economic reset could be exactly what this country needs.

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