December 6th, 2013

Vaz Pays Tribute to “Mandella”, Three Times

Keith Vaz can’t seem to get anything right this week. This morning he sent out this press release offering his thoughts on Mandela’s death, misspelling his name not once, not twice, but three times:

“I am deeply saddened to hear of Nelson Mandella’s death. He humbled the world with his actions and words.

I heard the news with Rev. Jesse Jackson who understands more than most Mandella’s contribution to society.

Mandella was an icon of a generation, an inspirational leader and politician, and a historic civil rights champion, but more than anything he was a human being who walked to freedom whilst carrying a nation on his shoulders. He will, and should be, remembered forever.”

At least he loved his country eh…

Via Shippers.


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    TBF The block of flats aint been the same since Del and Rodders moved out….

  2. 2
    Shooty* says:

    You massive waaaaaaaaacist. That’s a perfectly permissible ethnic spelling variant.

  3. 3
    Primary School Teacher says:

    L is for

  4. 4
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Poor old Keith Viz

  5. 5
    Uncle Albert says:

    I’m so lonely

  6. 6
    Small Child says:


  7. 7
    Dillygaff says:

    Lot of Ghandis have appeared inthe fulsome tributes too. Who was s/he?

  8. 8
    Vazoline says:

    I will be ar The South African Embassy for hugs, please book early, VISA and Mastercard accepted, special rates for coach parties.

  9. 9
    The Leicester Mercury says:

    We are printing a Souvenir issue tonight

  10. 10
    Vazoline says:

    Who’s a fat little fucker – living very well on the back of British tax-payer

  11. 11
    Glenigan Filwalsh says:

    He’s a bit like Obi wan kenobi really.
    A much bigger pain in the butt dead than he ever was when he was alive.

  12. 12
    Vaseline says:

    The fast-absorbing formula of Vaseline has been designed to lock in moisture whilst leaving the skin feeling instantly soft – not greasy or sticky.

    Stop misrepresenting our products, you oily c*nt.

  13. 13
    belsen mendacious says:

    who’s Keith Viz?

  14. 14
    tanzanite says:

    that’ll be because that spad he employs is on work experience with no pay and can’t spell.

  15. 15
    illogical says:

    Some grieve for the man while others prefer to grease for themselves.

  16. 16
    Ed Balls says:


  17. 17
    Pickled John says:

    I bet he meant it in that really affected posh accent of his

  18. 18
    Thankfully he's not my MP says:

    Well Vaseline has proved yet again he’s not the sharpest pencil in the box ….
    (or is that “with the pox ?”)

  19. 19
    Mr Comfortably Numb says:

    Can anybody tell me where they are burying him? I want to shit on the graves of terrorists like Mandela.

  20. 20
    Cymro oddi ar y llinell says:


  21. 21
    ITV2 Chav says:

    Wrong Keith Ed

  22. 22
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

    I suppose all we’ll hear now is the Labour Broadcasting Corporation blathering on about Mandela. People forget he was nothing more than a terrorist who succeeded in turning South Africa into a crime riddled, corrupt basket case.

  23. 23
    NOW says:

    forget was.

    now wrap .

  24. 24
    Anything to get me in the news says:

    We await Mr Vaz’s comment that he thought that ‘Dancing in the Street’ by Martha and the Mandellas was the best record ever made.
    Come on Keith, don’t let us down.

  25. 25
    Hilda says:

    Is a misspelling that important?

  26. 26
    NOW says:

    forget NOW.

    stick 2 fingers to wwwwwwwww

  27. 27
    Slug hater says:

    So true.

  28. 28
    NOW says:

    forget WOOL

    time to split.

  29. 29
    Let this stand mod OK? says:

    Can’t answer this at the moment as I’m raping presents.

  30. 30
    Keith Vaz is a retard says:

    On a job application, very. On a message of condolence? Well, it’s polite to spell the deceased’s name correctly.

  31. 31
    Mitch says:

    The man was supposed to be so important in his life? He would at least know his name..?

  32. 32
    Castrol says:

    Vaz. Keith Bloody Vaz.

  33. 33
    Flying over the Westminster Village says:

    When Cameron was grandstanding last night giving that impromptu eulogy to Mandela in front of the cameras in Downing Street a cat walked past in the background ,stopped and stuck his bottom towards the camera.

    I thought initially it was Larry but this morning I think it might have been Freya.

    Does anyone know which cat it was?

  34. 34
    President Mugabe says:

    It’s funny how these places end up that way.

  35. 35
    Ed Miliband says:

    I have tremendous respect for Carl Marks.

  36. 36
    Slow news day says:

    I thought Larry was dead, so probably the other one. I think the BBC should investigate and perhaps show a special programme on the subject, since they’ve got nothing else important to talk about at the moment.

  37. 37
    The BBC (envy of the world) says:

    He’s just using comprehensive spelling.

  38. 38
    B&P says:

  39. 39
    The public says:

    Jiz has a J, not a V.

  40. 40
    a non says:

    Fortunately there are 2 x Ls in Shell.
    Oil, lubricants and greasing his own palm probably confused him.

  41. 41
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Vaz is a total greaser. If we get the politicians we deserve we must have been very wicked or stupid or both if this is the best we can scrape up.

  42. 42
    illogical says:

    Talk about coincidence.
    Media reporting Mandela spent 27 years behind bars and I spent 27 years in front of them.

  43. 43
    tanzanite says:

    How honest of nickgriffin to sign himself ‘basketcase’ it sums him up to a T.

  44. 44
    Groucho Marx says:

    I never forget a face but in your case I am prepared not make an exception.

  45. 45
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

    Yes, always do. I wonder how the apartheid against non black races is going in SA and Zimbabwe?

  46. 46
    Joe says:

    You’re right, they need to do a special programme on the incident. I am sure someone out there was offended by that horrible cat, it’s body language had heavy racial overtones and the disrespect it showed the Mandela family was totally unacceptable.

  47. 47
    Lie Sez Ter says:

    Can Vaz spell Leicester?

  48. 48
    Yikes! says:

    On SA, Griffin is right. It’s around ten years behind Zimbabwe.

  49. 49
    F**k the LibLabCon says:

    So you dislike ‘Nasty Nick’ but is he correct?

  50. 50
    George is ten times the man Cameron is says:

    It was definitely Larry .

    For some reason Larry’s contribution to that TV clip appears to have been edited or darkened out now .

  51. 51
    Tracey Worthless says:

    Maybe Camoron will make today a public holiday in the future. That would please some of his ethnic friends but will the Bulgars and Romas approve?

  52. 52
    Lester Pigot says:

    I would like to hear him say it .

  53. 53
    T Blair says:

    Edukated in Lester

  54. 54
    Lost in Clacton says:

    There are quite a few white South Africans leaving around me.

  55. 55
    Bert Camus says:

    And there are two in Hull as wel.

  56. 56
    Anon says:

    Winnie looked better before she put the pounds on

  57. 57
    The Bank of Vaseline says:

    It is on a cheque

  58. 58
    The Hodge offshore trust says:

    A prick

  59. 59
    labour are hypocrites says:

    And I just thought it was me who was not sorry to hear the old bastard had gone.

  60. 60
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Today I’m wearing my “Hang Nelson Mandela” t-shirt as a mark of respect.

  61. 61
    Jan Smuts says:

    Poor Nick never got over the end of his beloved Apartheid system.

  62. 62
    MB. says:

    Jeff Breslin ‏@jeffbres
    I might as well say it since everyone knows it – in time, history will view Salmond as Scotland’s paler Mandela. #LongWalkToFreedom

  63. 63
    MB. says:

    That was a quote from this URL

    NOT my opinion!

  64. 64
    Blob Dylan the well known typing error says:

    So sorry to hear about Nelson

    But he will always be remembered as the man who won the Battle of Trafalgar

    Poundland are said to be furious that there are free Nelson Mandela T shirts on sale as it confuses their staff.

  65. 65
    Winnie, necklaces and such fook off says:

    He had such a lovely wife too, the murderous bitch.

  66. 66
    waycist says:

    … as did Diane.

  67. 67
    Out of Office says:

    Keith Vaz is now out of the office until 6 January 2014 while he plays the title role in Toad of Toad Hall at the Windmill Theatre in Leicester.

  68. 68
    Lord Hard says:

    The order-order “heaven” shite made me physically sick

  69. 69
    Jackie treehorn says:

    That’s nothing, the BBC hasn’t stopped paying tribute.

  70. 70
    Vazeline® - The Slipperiest Substance On The Planet says:

    Personally I love Yemen and India, sadly for everyone I do not get to spend much time in those places which contribute the most to my particular “culture”

  71. 71
    Bolingbroke says:

    I suppose the BBC have sent several news teams to Jerusalem awaiting for his ascension into heaven ….we have another two days to wait!

  72. 72
    Mandella says:

    - thanks for the odes Keith but do try to cut down on the old alcohol intake – its showing!-

    a few less nightcaps and none of those morning caps which I am told you have found necessary to get youself going these days

  73. 73
    Barry O'bomber says:

    Mandella, Malalla – what is the difference – personaly I call him Madiba.

  74. 74
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

    Only a matter of time. The Mandela family will be digging him up again soon and spiriting him away to their ranches so they can charge for a visit. The family fight will start before he’s even in the ground. This si the type of person ruling SA now.

  75. 75
    broderick crawford says:



  76. 76
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

    Yes we’ll be hearing this sycophantic shit for weeks from the Labour Broadcasting Corporation.

  77. 77
    cuntry v me says:

    Vaz is in LOVE WITH HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. 78
    broderick crawford says:


  79. 79
    rick says:

    Ah, the fragrant Winnie – and the smell of burning rubber – and the screams of those who didn’t pay her the respect she so deserved. All this, among the silence of our compliant meeja. Good times, good times.

  80. 80
    Rational Person says:

    Yes, John Sullivan gave the Del and Rodney block that name to mock the ridiculous attitudes of the left councils.

    The appalling decline of education means that the 80s generation and later have been brainwashed into believing in this old terrorist’s greatness. And a whole commerial industry has been built up around him.

    But the decline of South Africa over the last 30 years gives the lie to all the rubbish.

  81. 81
    Congratulations You Have Just Met The ICF says:

    Maybe so fucknuts but in the words of the popular song…
    “I’d rather be a p@k! than a y!d, oh I’d rather be a p@k! than a y!d”

  82. 82
    Photobomber Harris says:

    Keith Vaz…the new John Terry (but JT was there with Mandella in 1990) [scroll down for picture]:

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:


  84. 84
    Sunderland is a Labour ghetto thats why its shyte says:

    I have some respect for Mandela but to compare hime to a Christ like figure is ridiculous.His longevity has almost certainly stopped the militants in the ANC but once the grieving has ceased they will be champing at the bit.Mandelas South Africa is a crime ridden murder capital of the world Johannes burg in particular,those whites who can get out have fled and the exodus will continue,the white elite have been replaced by a black elite,corrupt,nepotistic and undemocratic.The lot of the black man and woman is probably worse in economic terms than it was under apartheid and will get worse.Zuma is probably the most corrupting influence in Africa.What gets me most is when you hear the likes of Hain,Boateng,Abbott and Obama eulogise but none of them would live in South Africa that tells it all.

  85. 85
    Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

    Peter Oborne is trying to compare the obsessively overrated ex-terrorist to Christ. I don’t recall the Good Lord being implicated in blowing anyone up. Do you? It’s interesting that the best site to check the dates and details of Mandela’s atrocities was taken down today. If I did pay a licence fee to the Biased Broadcasting Conglomerate I’d stop doing it now.

  86. 86
    Guns n' Neuroses says:

    Quite. I agree that apartheid needed to end, but to hear some commentators you’d think that South Africa had become some wonderful Rainbow Nation.

  87. 87
    One party state says:

    With the outpouring of grief you are getting a glimpse of life in Cor.ea.
    The Telegraph has turned into a newspaper promoting cultural Ma.rxism with no dissent allowed.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    You are the first talk sense!

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    Will come with you,

  90. 90
    One party state says:

    We have holy coast day in January supported by millions of tax payers money so why not have another holiday in November for Mandells.Spread the love!

  91. 91
    History is rewritten by the diversity and sanctimony sisters of left wing poison. says:

    Harken and listen all ye doubters: a new redeemer has been anointed……….

    “Nelson Mandela, was the greatest man who ever lived in your lifetime”. [paraphrasing]

    A goggle eyed teacher told his young charges and for the benefit of biased bullshit corporation’s cameras for – tonight’s news.

    Equality and quality of life for the masses in South Africa – how’s that going then?

    Same old, same old and freedom ain’t what it was cracked up to be – was it?

    The liberal left strikes again and things plummet downhill as per normal.

  92. 92

    One look into the face of Vaz tells you instantly that you are looking into the face of a c-nt!!

  93. 93
    Vazinator says:

    Nelson Mandellas…

  94. 94
    ANC - absolute power corrupts absolutely says:

    Bang! Bang!

  95. 95
    Dr Evil says:

    Vaz just proves himself a sycophantic twat. Mandela was a bloody terrorist. I certainly won’t mourn his passing.

  96. 96
    Nemesis says:

    This oily, fat slug-like creature will attach itself to anybody in a bid for reflected glory. Watch out for the glutinous trail as he slithers away looking for another celebrity prey where he can adhere himself in preparation for yet more publicity. A truly repellent creature whose prime function is a potent emetic.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    What is Vaz doing with the well known shyster and serial liar Jesse Jackson. For years Jackson has been touting around the bloodstained shirt he claims he was wearing when he cradled the dying Martin Luther King in his arms. Pity the story isn’t true.

  98. 98
    Fbi says:

    ng News. While watching BBC Cold War on BBC 1 when UK subs were coming across a USSR sub exercise a news flash came across the screen several times It reminded one of the real Cold War
    The BBC is the Govement voice amd was doing its duty

  99. 99
    optional says:

    It’s a funny thing, but the political classes in Britain struggled to come up with laws that result only in humankind putting dog faeces in plastic bags & then hanging them ‘decoratively’ from trees & fences all across the kingdom.
    I can’t imagine why, but every time I see such things, Keith Vaz comes foremost to mind.

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