December 5th, 2013

WATCH: Highgella: The Movie


84 Comments

  1. 1
    Stella says:

    Sniffs..

  2. 2
    Orson Cart says:

    That’s just taking the piss

  3. 3
    50 Calibre says:

    Not good, not good at all. Bad taste…

  4. 4
    unPC says:

    God, I’d love to spank her arse.

  5. 5
    Reader says:

    Brilliant! I haven’t laughed as much for ages. Great stuff.

  6. 6
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    What number comes after eleventeen?

  7. 7
    A Taxpayer says:

    Resign

  8. 8
    Grillo says:

    My turn with the credit card.

  9. 9
    rick says:

    It’s been a good day. That and watching Ed Ball’s head explode.

  10. 10
    john in cheshire says:

    Is it possibly more important that Christians are being slaughtered everwhere in the muslim world and no one is lifting a finger to go to their assistance? It appears even the hindus are getting in on the kill a Christian act.

  11. 11
    Centre Parting says:

    Dinner with Balls , Nigella and Flowers please?

  12. 12
    lojolondon says:

    Ok, very good – very, very good!

  13. 13
    william says:

    brilliant

  14. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    They used to trust me with the credit card.

  15. 15
    Nigella's Septum says:

    Brilliant! Excellent work

  16. 16
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    The government has borrowed more in 3 years than we did in 13. They cut too far and too fast so should have borrowed more to fund… oh, wait…

    Er… um…

  17. 17
    Strong Woman! says:

    I feel sorry for her! I really do. She is being treated like crap by everyone! Her ex husband is a destructive, abusive creep and she is walked over by her staff. She made some errors in her life but she is only human and not a goddess afterall. . Though, she is one very strong woman. I hope she wipes the floor with those two devious fraudsters and that lying arsehole of an ex husband of hers!

  18. 18
    What does 'kumbaya' mean anyway? says:

    Look on the bright side, they’re all playing their tambourines with Jesus now.

  19. 19
    Ed Balls says:

    Too high, too fast!

  20. 20
    Jesus up in heaven says:

    It’s all very well but we already have a serious mass immigration problem up here.

  21. 21
    FFS says:

    I do feel a bit sorry for her, but only a little bit, partly because she’s loaded and she can always f*ck off to the Carribean for a few years and partly because she plucks her eyebrow hair out completely and then draws fake eyebrows back in. I hate that.

  22. 22
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The video was a cut above others I’ve seen.

  23. 23
    Wishful thinking says:

    The two Eds at the next shadow cabinet meeting:

  24. 24
    UKIP or bust says:

    Just seen the balls’ performance, LOL, he looked like an defective IED trying to explode.

    Osbourne walked all over him.

  25. 25
    Actually.. says:

    None of us have any idea what went on in their relationship or in their personal lives now. We cannot judge either of them, and we shouldn’t anyway.

  26. 26
    Actually.. says:

    Strange, I’m listening to PM and they say Balls did rather well..

  27. 27
    The Devil down in hell says:

    It’s the same down here. I wish I’d never joined.

  28. 28
    FFS's Ex says:

    Yes, it doesn’t suit you.

  29. 29
    broderick crawford says:

    OH SHUT UP YOU KILLJOY

    GUIDO AND TEAM THAT WAS FANTASTIC . THE HOURS YOU MUST HAVE SPENT CUTTING AND SPLICING BOTH INAGES AND AUDIO

    YOUR TECHNICAL CAPABILITIES TRULY ARE BOUNDLESS

    CONGRATULATIONS AND MANY MORE IN FUTURE .

  30. 30
    FFS says:

    That’s the problem with courts of law. They’re so judgemental.

  31. 31
    broderick crawford says:

    ARE THESE TWO CRICKETS IN THE DOCK ACCUSED OF FILCHING 700K RELATED TO BEPPE GRILLO , THE MAN WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE ITALIAN PARLIAMENT .??

    NO WONDER THEY NEEDED THE MONEY

    NOTHING IS FREE OVER THERE .

  32. 32
    Well Said says:

    Your comment gets my vote.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Can we have the video of Saatchi blowing coke up her bum?

  34. 34
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    They’re cutting too far, too fast! No wait, they’re borrowing too much! Or spending too little too quickly! Or too much not fast enough! Or…

    Help! I’m out of my depth!

  35. 35
    Anti Puritan says:

    Satchi is anti drug puritan who fails to see his own addiction to power and control and how destructive this is!

    Who is on trial here? Nigella or two greedy, devious fraudster who with the help of Satchi is mugging a celebrity chef?

    I hope Nigella wins! Kick their asses girl!

  36. 36
    Yvette Copper-Bollocks says:

    Nice one George, that’s him fucked..

  37. 37
    broderick crawford says:

    yeah perhaps hubby did practice ” intimate terrorism ” on her –whatever that means …the mind truly boggles — but she must have been away with the fairies if ALLEGEDLY she let two flunkeys spend 700 k without even noticing !!!

    I rather like hubby s practice of not believing in debit cards and hoarding piles of notes above the fridge for essy access at short notice .

    which begs the question where did that lovely folding stuff all come from ….again mind boggling

  38. 38
    broderick crawford says:

    What do you expect from PM ESPECIALLY IF MAIR AND PESTO ARE ON ?

    THREE LITTLE CLUES

    B B C

  39. 39
    broderick crawford says:

    WOULD THAT BE CALLED BURNING THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS ?

  40. 40
    broderick crawford says:

    WHY DOES YVETTE NEVER TELL JOKES ?

    BECAUSE SHE S MARRIED TO ONE .

  41. 41
    OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

    Too right Bollux. That cnut Camoron has just kept on borrowing.

    The Cons are financially incompetent t(u)rds, just the same as Liebour.

    Allthey’re good at is legalising bumsex marriage.

  42. 42
    broderick crawford says:

    AND YEAH BUT HOLD ON A MO STRONG WOMAN
    THOSE TWO MAY WELL BE DEVIOUS FRAUDSTERS BUT REMEMBER NIGEY REFERS TO ONE OF THEM AS HER SHOULDER TO CRY ON AND AS ” MY ROCK ”

    INJUDICIOUS PHRASE IN THE CURRENT CONTEXT
    I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT .

  43. 43
    Lochgelly Man says:

    You can get a nice synchronised wobble going with two pink blancmanges

  44. 44
    Daley's Rectum says:

    Look at me, I’m cute too!

  45. 45
    All religions are a curse on Mankind says:

    Fewer religious nutters is a good thing, whichever variety of sky fairy they are promoting.

  46. 46
    FFS says:

    Why did you have caps lock off at 5:58pm but turn it on again at 6:10pm?

    Stop feckin shouting

  47. 47
    How do I join the gay mafia? says:

    Kicking arse is such a waste of good arse.

  48. 48
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    I never liked her, but now….

  49. 49
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Kicking a woman when she’s down? Poor, very poor.

  50. 50
    Does the punishment exceed the crime? says:

    Mr Satchi is pleased to announce his recent engagement to an adorable, obedient doormat. He is looking forward to wedding, so he can wipe his feet all over it!

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Your not supposed to eat it fool your suppose to sniff it!

  52. 52
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    I don’t know, she’s gone up in my estimation. Previous version was so wet and mummsy made me feel ill.

  53. 53
    A hairy arsed feminist with a tattoo says:

    Man power=arsehole!

  54. 54
    Reed aren't much better says:

    Manpower = utterly shite employment agency.

  55. 55
    Downing Street cat says:

    Smack My Bitch Up

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Movietone News: And it’s caps off to caps off.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Or just another sh1t IDS employment agency? Nigella Talks Dirty

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    But have you not seen “Nigella Talks Dirty”?

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Tends to labour the ‘joke’ – try watching “Nigella Talks Dirty”. Crude, but funny.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    P.S: Sorry, about Nigella. Then again, she does seems to be everywhere at the moment.

  61. 61
    Will says:

    she was not down she was high !!!

  62. 62
    Will says:

    nigella stated in court that most junkies are thin

    She went on: ‘There are certainly very high functioning successful people who take cocaine. However, they are not generally reliable.’I have to say I promise you, you know as well as I do, that regular cocaine users don’t look like this. They are scrawny and look unhealthy.”

    That’s not true in all cases as the reason why most junkies are thin is because they do drugs to the exclusion of everything else,

    If nigella wants to clear her self she should submit a hair sample for a drug test, and it should prove the level of drugs taken over the last 6 months.

  63. 63
    Benefit of the Doubt says:

    Seriously though, I was icing the Christmas cake an hour ago, and by the time I had finished the worktop was covered in fine white powder, and I thought…

    By the way, that husband, a nasty little 4×2 if ever I saw one.

  64. 64
    Best Wishes says:

    …and when he shags it, I hope he rips his foreskin on the stitching. Oops, forgot, he doesn’t have one…

  65. 65
    Non taxable pikey says:

    Its just not the same.

  66. 66
    Mix Up says:

    Waitress, I asked for a hot cup of Cocoa!

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Imagine the fun we will all have when Higella weighs flour and sugar out on future cookery progs !

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    I suppose that explains the stupid burkha bathing suit she wore last year ? she doesnt really know what she is doing, right ?

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Surely the Barristers job is to show that Higella didnt really know what she agreed to them spending as she was as high as a kite most of the time.I think that is reasonable.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    She didnt do much to help her husband when the picture appeared in the papers did she ? i wonder who took the snap, by the way ?

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Im amazed she hasnt suggested that, strange.

  72. 72
  73. 73
    Lomax says:

    I hope HMRC are following the trial of the Grillo girls – even if they are found not guilty, they should have declared any corporate card expenditure on personal stuff as ‘benefits in kind’ I have to, so why shouldnt they.

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    Hot Cup of Cocoa? Sorry, totally missed the point of this song. Then again, was anyone able to bare more than a few seconds of this rubbish? Maybe a case of best seen not heard?

  75. 75

    Now that IS a delightful psychochemically enhanced sonsy, droolworthy coke nose.

  76. 76
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Don’t you mean an IUD?

  77. 77
    Witty Moniker says:

    I still so would.

  78. 78
    Sir Chalmondely Pompous-Arrselicker QC says:

    My pearls of wisdom appear to have been moddded

  79. 79
    Sir Chalmondely Pompous-Arrselicker QC says:

    The effy nidiot plod labs will confuse it with icing sugar which is why we didn’t suggest it. It will ruin the case completely

  80. 80
    Please take a ticket says:

    Get in line!

  81. 81
    Just Saying. says:

    But it is interesting how the BBC and most media show him up in a bad light like an old well dressed evil rapist, while she is show chin up and beautifully groomed.
    Biased? Surely not.
    As for Strong Woman! I suggest Biased Women is a better moniker

  82. 82
    fed-up in britain says:

    what a loveley bunch of tax dodgers lairs- thieves .what a bloody shower makes you proud to be british. go nigella make the ex squirm. what a Hunt he is.

  83. 83
    (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

    + several hundred thousand!

  84. 84
    Well Said says:

    Exactly! Their personal purchases are a taxable benefit.


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