December 5th, 2013

WATCH: Highgella: The Movie


84 Comments

  1. 1
    Stella says:

    Sniffs..

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  2. 2
    Orson Cart says:

    That’s just taking the piss

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  3. 3
    50 Calibre says:

    Not good, not good at all. Bad taste…

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    • 29
      broderick crawford says:

      OH SHUT UP YOU KILLJOY

      GUIDO AND TEAM THAT WAS FANTASTIC . THE HOURS YOU MUST HAVE SPENT CUTTING AND SPLICING BOTH INAGES AND AUDIO

      YOUR TECHNICAL CAPABILITIES TRULY ARE BOUNDLESS

      CONGRATULATIONS AND MANY MORE IN FUTURE .

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    • 51
      Anonymous says:

      Your not supposed to eat it fool your suppose to sniff it!

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  4. 4
    unPC says:

    God, I’d love to spank her arse.

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  5. 5
    Reader says:

    Brilliant! I haven’t laughed as much for ages. Great stuff.

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  6. 8
    Grillo says:

    My turn with the credit card.

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    • 31
      broderick crawford says:

      ARE THESE TWO CRICKETS IN THE DOCK ACCUSED OF FILCHING 700K RELATED TO BEPPE GRILLO , THE MAN WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE ITALIAN PARLIAMENT .??

      NO WONDER THEY NEEDED THE MONEY

      NOTHING IS FREE OVER THERE .

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  7. 10
    john in cheshire says:

    Is it possibly more important that Christians are being slaughtered everwhere in the muslim world and no one is lifting a finger to go to their assistance? It appears even the hindus are getting in on the kill a Christian act.

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  8. 11
    Centre Parting says:

    Dinner with Balls , Nigella and Flowers please?

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  9. 13
    william says:

    brilliant

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  10. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    They used to trust me with the credit card.

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  11. 15
    Nigella's Septum says:

    Brilliant! Excellent work

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  12. 17
    Strong Woman! says:

    I feel sorry for her! I really do. She is being treated like crap by everyone! Her ex husband is a destructive, abusive creep and she is walked over by her staff. She made some errors in her life but she is only human and not a goddess afterall. . Though, she is one very strong woman. I hope she wipes the floor with those two devious fraudsters and that lying arsehole of an ex husband of hers!

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    • 21
      FFS says:

      I do feel a bit sorry for her, but only a little bit, partly because she’s loaded and she can always f*ck off to the Carribean for a few years and partly because she plucks her eyebrow hair out completely and then draws fake eyebrows back in. I hate that.

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    • 25
      Actually.. says:

      None of us have any idea what went on in their relationship or in their personal lives now. We cannot judge either of them, and we shouldn’t anyway.

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      • 30
        FFS says:

        That’s the problem with courts of law. They’re so judgemental.

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        • 37
          broderick crawford says:

          yeah perhaps hubby did practice ” intimate terrorism ” on her –whatever that means …the mind truly boggles — but she must have been away with the fairies if ALLEGEDLY she let two flunkeys spend 700 k without even noticing !!!

          I rather like hubby s practice of not believing in debit cards and hoarding piles of notes above the fridge for essy access at short notice .

          which begs the question where did that lovely folding stuff all come from ….again mind boggling

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      • 81
        Just Saying. says:

        But it is interesting how the BBC and most media show him up in a bad light like an old well dressed evil rapist, while she is show chin up and beautifully groomed.
        Biased? Surely not.
        As for Strong Woman! I suggest Biased Women is a better moniker

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    • 32
      Well Said says:

      Your comment gets my vote.

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    • 42
      broderick crawford says:

      AND YEAH BUT HOLD ON A MO STRONG WOMAN
      THOSE TWO MAY WELL BE DEVIOUS FRAUDSTERS BUT REMEMBER NIGEY REFERS TO ONE OF THEM AS HER SHOULDER TO CRY ON AND AS ” MY ROCK ”

      INJUDICIOUS PHRASE IN THE CURRENT CONTEXT
      I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT .

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    • 63
      Benefit of the Doubt says:

      Seriously though, I was icing the Christmas cake an hour ago, and by the time I had finished the worktop was covered in fine white powder, and I thought…

      By the way, that husband, a nasty little 4×2 if ever I saw one.

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    • 68
      Anonymous says:

      I suppose that explains the stupid burkha bathing suit she wore last year ? she doesnt really know what she is doing, right ?

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  13. 19
    Ed Balls says:

    Too high, too fast!

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  14. 22
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    The video was a cut above others I’ve seen.

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  15. 24
    UKIP or bust says:

    Just seen the balls’ performance, LOL, he looked like an defective IED trying to explode.

    Osbourne walked all over him.

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  16. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Can we have the video of Saatchi blowing coke up her bum?

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  17. 35
    Anti Puritan says:

    Satchi is anti drug puritan who fails to see his own addiction to power and control and how destructive this is!

    Who is on trial here? Nigella or two greedy, devious fraudster who with the help of Satchi is mugging a celebrity chef?

    I hope Nigella wins! Kick their asses girl!

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  18. 36
    Yvette Copper-Bollocks says:

    Nice one George, that’s him fucked..

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  19. 48
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    I never liked her, but now….

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  20. 49
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Kicking a woman when she’s down? Poor, very poor.

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  21. 50
    Does the punishment exceed the crime? says:

    Mr Satchi is pleased to announce his recent engagement to an adorable, obedient doormat. He is looking forward to wedding, so he can wipe his feet all over it!

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    • 64
      Best Wishes says:

      …and when he shags it, I hope he rips his foreskin on the stitching. Oops, forgot, he doesn’t have one…

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  22. 53
    A hairy arsed feminist with a tattoo says:

    Man power=arsehole!

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  23. 55
    Downing Street cat says:

    Smack My Bitch Up

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  24. 62
    Will says:

    nigella stated in court that most junkies are thin

    She went on: ‘There are certainly very high functioning successful people who take cocaine. However, they are not generally reliable.’I have to say I promise you, you know as well as I do, that regular cocaine users don’t look like this. They are scrawny and look unhealthy.”

    That’s not true in all cases as the reason why most junkies are thin is because they do drugs to the exclusion of everything else,

    If nigella wants to clear her self she should submit a hair sample for a drug test, and it should prove the level of drugs taken over the last 6 months.

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  25. 73
    Lomax says:

    I hope HMRC are following the trial of the Grillo girls – even if they are found not guilty, they should have declared any corporate card expenditure on personal stuff as ‘benefits in kind’ I have to, so why shouldnt they.

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  26. 75

    Now that IS a delightful psychochemically enhanced sonsy, droolworthy coke nose.

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  27. 77
    Witty Moniker says:

    I still so would.

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  28. 82
    fed-up in britain says:

    what a loveley bunch of tax dodgers lairs- thieves .what a bloody shower makes you proud to be british. go nigella make the ex squirm. what a Hunt he is.

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