December 4th, 2013

Troughers Vote Against Recall Bill

Zac Goldsmith’s bill proposing to allow constituents to recall corrupt MPs passed its first reading by 127 votes to 17 this afternoon. Worth looking at a few of the names who voted against.

There is Labour’s Frank Dobson, who lives in £1 million council flat despite earning three times the average wage.

What about Brian Donohoe, who put through a £2,575 expense claim for one three-seat and two double-seater sofas.

Tom Harris with his three iPads at the taxpayers’ expense.

Not to mention John Baron, who bought a three-bedroom house £153,500, claimed expenses on the mortgage repayments, and then sold the property for £250,000.

And finally Paul Beresford, who through his second job as a dentist, designated his west London property, which includes his surgery, as his second home on expenses.

What possible reason could they have for voting against?


291 Comments

  1. 1
    Leige Asper says:

    C*nts, all.

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    To be fair its hard to find an MP that is not a trougher!

  3. 3
    DAVE'S FIRE SALE theres no money left says:

    We’re all in it together !

  4. 4
    Total Recall says:

    They’ll be back.

  5. 5
    yes ukip can says:

    Vote Liblabcon, get crook.

  6. 6
    Popeye says:

    Would you believe, corruption?

  7. 7
    DAVE'S FIRE SALE theres no money left says:

    Once i have sold off the remaining” family silver ” to my filthy rich chums , there really will be no money left when little Ed destroys me at the next election

    And you lot will have to suffer tax rises to pay for any future investments

    God i’m a genius !

  8. 8
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Indeed.

  9. 9
    Nigella says:

    Just going to powder my nose.

  10. 10
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    You just have no luck at all do you ℬilly ℬumshire, even when you’re first you’re not.

  11. 11
    Vazoline says:

    I don’t want to see any dishonesty in the House . It is for honourable members only.

  12. 12
    Sarky ex-husband says:

    Fancy some intimate terrorism?

  13. 13
    Stanards & Privileges Committee says:

    Give them a break! Members need to eat so live and let live.

  14. 14
    Oliver Cromwell says:

    You have sat too long for any good you have been doing!

  15. 15
    BBC says:

    Especially the Labour ones they do it out of the goodness of their own hearts to help the poeple, it’s the nasty evil baby eating conservative scum that are to blame.

  16. 16
    Nigella says:

    Only if I can play the raghead.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Westminster : the destination of choice of the criminal classes.

  18. 18
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Seeing as the Tories are going to get annihilated on 7th May 2015, they might as well go out with a bang and hand over an even bigger clusterfuck to Labour.

    Instead of a scorched earth policy they should do what the Romans did and salt the earth itself so nothing can grow for years.

    They should also leave a note for Ed Balls saying “goodbye and thanks for all the fish” :-)

  19. 19

    Leave Paul Beresford alone!

    He is hard working to the maxillary and is the member for Molar Valley which is an amalgam of Guildford and Woking. He caries deeply about his constituents, has a plaque on his house and distals his own whisky. He suffered from mesials as a young boy and thus became occusalled from school but recovered completely by walking his canines. His surgery is hardly palatal but he treats mesiolingual patients from the mandibular regions without making them feel inferior.

  20. 20

    Leave Pаul Beresford alone!

    He is hard working to the maxillary and is the member for Molar Valley which is an amalgam of Guildford and Woking. He caries deeply about his constituents, has a plaque on his house and distals his own whisky. He suffered from mesials as a young boy and thus became occusalled from school but recovered completely by walking his canines. His surgery is hardly palatal but he treats mesiolingual patients from the mandibular regions without making them feel inferior.

  21. 21
    EXPOSE THEM says:

  22. 22
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    You can play the cokehead.

  23. 23
    Decisions Decisions... says:

    So if I vote Conservative we get 500,000 immigrants per year.
    So if I vote Liberal Democrats we get 500,000 immigrants per year.
    So if I vote Labour we get 500,000 immigrants per year.

    Mmm…

  24. 24
    Bill Quango MP/8 says:

    I voted in favour.
    Important to get one’s name on the ‘good’ list.

    But we’ll be dammed if we let this filthy piece of legislation get any further.
    Why its just the populist politics of opposition. A chance for disgruntled voters to cause mischief for a respected MP. An Undermining of a hardworking MPs commitment. The end of democracy …etc.

  25. 25
    Kathy Newman's Fat Cheque says:

    Not quite.

    With Tory it would be 500,000 immigrants a year, but lots of talk about restrictions.
    With Labour you’d they’d let 750,000 in but they’d claim it was 200,000. The real figure would be 900,000.
    With Liberals it would be unlimited immigration and all would be welcomed.

  26. 26
    Kathy Newman's Fat Cheque says:

    ‘Slid’ – not sat.

  27. 27
    nellnewman. says:

    It’s a very sad day for the self-serving MP community when one of their own tries to cut them off from the bottomless pit of taxpayers hard earned cash isn’t it?!

  28. 28
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Guido you better start being nice to Labour and their union paymasters and start putting the boot into the ConDems, because Labour are going to be in power on 7th May 2015 and with state control of the press they will be gunning for Murdoch and anyone else in the media who has been attacking them or the unions.

    Tick tock!

  29. 29
    nellnewman. says:

    chrishuhne and twatson in one sentence – 2 mega egotistical people who have far more in common than they realise. They should get together for a drink.

  30. 30
    'I'm fed up with being in the shadows' Chuka Umunna says:

  31. 31
    nellnewman. says:

    I was just reading that bullyballs is giving a speech tomorrow based on ‘flatlining , too far too fast and an economic upturn only benefitting a few’ – blah blah and blah…

    When you look at labour, its uninspring leadership, its tired economics and its meaningless phrases repeated over and over it’s very difficult to see how they could win the next election.

  32. 32
    pperrin says:

    Sorry – but its bollox.

    How will it work in practice? How would (say) Tim Yeo be recalled? He didn’t break any rules… But even his own party have deselected him for the next GE.

    So a petition of x,000 constituents? A submission to the house? Some faffing around? A referendum on him actually being ditched? A by-election to replace him? So in about 4 years time he… oh hang on… theres a general election before then…

    Give us 3 year parliaments and you won’t need recall – a re-election will already be imminent by the time you find out about any dubious behavior!

  33. 33
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Candles?

    Getting ready for a return to the 70s then. LOL

  34. 34
    Kippered says:

    UKIP have no recall policy.
    The Goldsmth proposal is crap. No one will be sacked the way he has rigged it.
    They are voting for a policy that will keep their jobs safe.
    Give everyone on the electoral register the right to register a recall vote and if 51% do so, the representative must stand down.

  35. 35
    I'm an expenses piggy says:

    John Baron ‘Working for Basildon and Billericay’.
    That makes me smile. No, not smile, but grimace.

  36. 36
    nellnewman. says:

    OMG SC have you been infected by the same virus that has got russelbrand?

  37. 37
    Fishy says:

    I don’t care about the troughers, I’d sooner do all that is necessary to get rid of the awful, incompetent, sour, miserable, thick-as-pigshit, aggressive, machine politician, puppet that is Angela Eagle and her likes, who infest the BBC at every opportunity.

    Do you mean to tell me that these ignorant, pathetic, creepy, thick mutants are the best of British politics?

  38. 38
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Boundary bias+3 million Romas+UKIP+Dave “Call Me Fucking Useless” Cameron=Labour landslide.

  39. 39
    nellnewman. says:

    Well to be clear this bill is for MP’s – UKIP do’n’t have any!….yet!

  40. 40
    A Windmill says:

    Is he still alive?
    I’d have thought that Carina would have shagged the living daylights out of him.

  41. 41
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Slight problem with those pesky postal votes.

  42. 42
    nellnewman. says:

    Doubt it – as I understand it the Romas can’t even read and write – their focus is on picking pockets and shoplifting – don’t think voting in elections is even something they understand even if they were legally able to do it in 2015.

  43. 43
    The Archbishop of canterbury, the Pope and the Chief Rabbi says:

    We are not worthy

  44. 44
    nellnewman. says:

    Don’t watch the beeb – loads of other channels out there that are far more interesting, unbiased and better balanced.

  45. 45
    One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

    “salt the earth itself so nothing can grow for years.”

    Why do you think I’m burying the countryside under concrete, old bean? You don’t think you actually need an HS2, do you?

    Gufff- haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw hawwww!

    Tally ho.

  46. 46
    World of Leather Sales says:

    £2,575 for a three-seat and two double-seater sofas is not a bad deal.

  47. 47
    SMOKIN Kippered says:

    That would have avoided the bloodshed in Egypt.

  48. 48
    Baldy Watch says:

    The Labour Fucking Idiots group?

  49. 49
    Kippered says:

    No.

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Welcum to shithole Britian

  51. 51
    Judge Dreadful says:

    Or a member of the public would have punched his lights out.

  52. 52
    gramma says:

    Comes from confusing cocaine with novocain or xylocain Nell.

    Maybe Cat is occusalled too. Occusalled??????

  53. 53
    Kippered says:

    And your proposal is?

  54. 54
    Dimmy Dave's Roma Apocalypse - 28 days and counting says:

    Well, the Roma aren’t going to vote, obviously, but the electorate aren’t going to reward Dimmy Dave for flooding the country with them, either.

  55. 55
    Man on a bike on Dowing Street says:

    I object to that remark. Don’t you know who I am?

  56. 56
    Window Licker says:

    Don’t worry Nigella. Most of us think you are great.

  57. 57
    Fox News says:

    Coming up at 6.

    – Lauren Baumbermeinder asks “Muslims! Why do they cause so much darn trouble?”

    That’s why are the ragheads always pissed about something – 6 and 7 central.

  58. 58
    The British Public says:

    127 votes to 17.

    So, 500+ MPs don’t think this is important enough to the public to express an opinion.

  59. 59
    D efinitely F.cking S hit says:

    You can have one of ours in only 10 weeks for five UK pounds less than your advertised price, now that’s a sale!

  60. 60
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  61. 61
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    The Roma will be here shortly Dave, tick tock!

  62. 62
    The trough says:

    John Baron ‘Porking off Basildon and Billericay’.
    That makes me smile. No, not smile, but oink.

  63. 63
    Rightwinggit says:

    Poeple?

    That’s Afrikaans, isn’t it?

  64. 64
    Ed Balls says:

    I am the crisis that haunts myself.

  65. 65
    White rabbit says:

    Counterfeit moggy

  66. 66
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    All those lovely Christmas expenses to claim, oink oink.

  67. 67
    Bank Holiday Extravaganza says:

    Do I get fifty years interest free credit and a job for my daughter if I am an MP?

  68. 68
    Higella says:

    After sprinkling icing-sugar on my cupcakes, I can hear the trees whispering and the flowers reciting poetry.

  69. 69
    506 MPs who abstained says:

    No we’re not

  70. 70
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I didn’t mean the Romas were going to vote.

  71. 71
    Ellie Mae (8) says:

    Like Fuck I’m Gay?

  72. 72
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Newsflash – Labours next buzzword is CHAOS.

    Will we hear omnishambles, crisis and chaos in the same sentence?

  73. 73
    John Tandy says:

    Of course they are Turkeys do not vote for early Christmas’s…..

  74. 74
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It’s Christmas every fucking day for these troughing traitors.

  75. 75
    Roget says:

    Is “cupcakes” a euphemism for t!ts?

  76. 76
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    And it’s the taxpayers that are getting stuffed.

  77. 77
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    In a belated mark of respect to the Glasgow helicopter crash victims, my underpants have been at half-mast all day.

  78. 78
    DAVE'S FIRE SALE theres no money left says:

    DIRTY THIEVING COWARDS !
    They abstained so they wouldn’t have to be named and shamed

  79. 79
    HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

    Who says the Roma aren’t going to vote ,all it will take is a EU command and pictographic ballot papers will be distributed

  80. 80
    Nigella's floury baps says:

    That’s what I should have said !
    I’m addicted to Novocain, not cocaine! On account of my hubby being such a pain in the arse.

  81. 81
    HANDYCOCK IS INNOCENT says:

    I am not a tougher. Boaz.

  82. 82
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    I can verify this. Jahbulon.

  83. 83
    An awkward bastard says:

    What exactly doe you do with three iPads ?

  84. 84
    broderick crawford says:

    DROIT DE SEIGNEUR SAYS

    Fuck noblesse oblige

    We re worth it !!!

  85. 85
    nellnewman. says:

    I didn’t know russelbrand was associated with cocain, novocain and zylocain whatever they are? I just thought he suffered from an overactive ego and verbal diarrhoea.

  86. 86

    OK. I know it is not that close to excluded but it has the same metre. The problem is that I retained my wisdom teeth which now have to stand in for my pre-frontal cortex which appears to have become vestibular. I realise that this proximal humour may not be to everyone’s taste but was filling in the time before I had to extract myself from my chair to take a bath. I certainly had not meant to gum the discussions up but merely gingival the conversation up a bit. Perhaps we are too long in the tooth for the palate of present company and the labiodental fricative fails to bridge the gap. Naturally, I do not wish to get too close to the dentary bone by putting my foot in my mouth.

  87. 87
    broderick crawford says:

    I still would although she IS Getting a bit paunchy .

    Must be all those brandy soaked profiteroles luv .

  88. 88

    I assure you, sir, that it is only my constitution which is forged (like an anvil) and not my character.

  89. 89
    Cammo says:

    Such a shame. I had big hopes for Zachary, so much breeding and potential/ lolly. The green thing worked for a bit but all this cleaning up business. Now look, he really doesn`t get it, why we are here, why we have to trough… claim.

  90. 90
    Yo Tim says:

    Someone called me?

  91. 91
    nellnewman. says:

    hmmm I suspect the ex mp mcshame could help answer that one. He bought loads of laptops on his expenses – what did he do with them? I suspect they are selling them on ebay to make a bit of tax free cash!

  92. 92

    You get a better price in the run up to Christmas.

  93. 93
    Liebour enemies of the people says:

    What gunning for Murdoch, all his newspapers and all those Liebour MP ‘journalists’, the only way they would make any money is picking a pocket or two with the Romas, more like us plebs getting hit because we voted for the LibCon crap, with ID cards and a ninety day unknown stay in a clink near you just for breathing and being un PC.

  94. 94
    broderick crawford says:

    Congratulations you went under Guido s radar and managed to repeat yourself

    Truly orthodontically mandibular !!

  95. 95
    nellnewman. says:

    Is that the Chaos of militwit’s leadership , or the chaos of bullyballs ‘flatlining, too far too fast,. failed economic proposals or the chaos of burnham’s deadly nhs non policies?

    I mean which chaos are they referring to ?

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    I knew she had lost weight, but that much?… cupcakes…

  97. 97

    The honourable member for Molar Valley wonders if you have you had a Czech up?

  98. 98
    Fox News says:

    And now ..some Europe…what’s going on in Europeland Tammy?

    Hi John..well the news in Engerland is that 3 million Bulgormanians are preparing to leave Their Romarian homeland and settle in London, Engerland. And for a country as tiny as London, that will cause some problems.

    I’ll say so Tammy. Why are they all coming? Economy doing great there? Lots of jobs?

    Erm..no not really John. It’s just that the Europeland senate made a treaty of some sort. Imagine if Obama decided that all Mexicans could legally move to America…

    I sure could imagine Obama doing that..but..if there are no jobs.. .

    Well quite John. But in Engerlondon people can get unlimited welfare for an unlimited time wether thy are from Engerland or someplace else. And the government will give a house and a pension to anyone that wants one..

    What! Anyone can just get a free house?

    Em..well no..not anyone..UK residents can’t. Only immigrants..oh..and everyone here has free healthcare. Everyone. No credit needed.

    So..are the people happy with this, Tammy?

    Well… The immigrants sure are. But there is no sign of anyone asking for boatloads of poor, huddled masses..only the politicians.

    Well why don’t the people do something about it? If that was my country,..

    As far as I can tell, John. The public are just panty-waist liberal pinkos who don’t really care so long as the PBS is good. And it is pretty good..they make Top Gear here,you know?

    Ok..well thanks Tammy. And goodbye Engerland you cream puff, cuckold has been whiny, nation… Grow a pair you commie loving bed setters and take your country back! Or you will end up like France and everyone will take the piss.

  99. 99
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

    Scum, they should be put in a cell and ga55ed.

  100. 100

    What has fairness got to do with it?

  101. 101
    BBC says:

    Clever dick. Pedant, get a life.

  102. 102
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The days of crafting injustice and theft from the masses in cahoots with your equal opposites of Common Purpose – are HERE. Take note you Grand bunch of deceivers and thieves.

    Whistleblowers – Rule the World NOW.

  103. 103
    Mornington Crescent says:

  104. 104
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Is anyone else (save the mongrel easily misled tribal thicko’s) sick and tired of this ‘distract the masses’ story of the coke heads and their pitiful ‘poor me’ stories?

  105. 105
    The very old ones says:

    What’s not fair?

    A ni99ers bum.

  106. 106

    Your appreciation and incisal comment are appreciated for their bite! D-)

  107. 107

    That is dentally posterior.

  108. 108

    nell. I was wondering if you liked Stanley Unwin?

  109. 109
  110. 110
    altruism in industry says:

    I’m impressed with Zac, a few more like him and the country might win.

  111. 111
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    If Dave keeps demolishing Millipede then there is just enough time to get rid this side of the Election and have him replaced by Tristram Hunt.

  112. 112
    The British media are cunts says:

    I thought Nigella was looking rather foxy today.

  113. 113
    Parliamentary Standards Commissioner says:

    I can also confirm this, nor is he a Pervert. Jachin.

  114. 114
    a fat gypsy girl heading back to France says:

    Talking about France they have now voted to criminalize prostitution.

    On top of that it is now reported that Hollande has had his prostate seen too without telling the electorate.

  115. 115
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To BBC – Ek is jammer poeple! but you are wrong it is the LibLabCon in cahoots wit de evil corrupt of de left and de evil corrupt of de right; wit dere suborned stoopid pigs who have been robbing the masses foor decades – and doon’t foorgit the iiilegal fraterrnity have had a hand in it all – to’get’her.

  116. 116
    Nigella must get him says:

  117. 117
    altruism in industry says:

    whenever I post on here I like to think that in some small way I am helping.
    That is because I feel very proud to belong to England and I want my country and it’s people to do well, to be healthy and creative and to live in the nature amongst all of the creatures that have survived through their success along side us. Of course some bacteria and virus can be our enemy and we can eradicate those but the ones that do us no harm I think we should try to co exist with them because in the future, who knows ? There might tomorrow be a discovery that turns your understanding around, perhaps it may be that a second coming of Jesus is a real possibility and all souls will be judged for their value to the universe. I would advise to try to be a nice person, to avoid acts that might be considered criminal or anti social and instead to make every effort to increase the comfort of others.

  118. 118
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You and either your jekyll or hyde kitty persona have been toasted and roasted on here.

  119. 119
    Nick Clegg and Vice Cable says:

    Handycock? We have never heard of him.

    http://www.theblueguerilla.co.uk/2013/11/hancock-lawyer-slams-councils-avenues.html

  120. 120
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I blame the crackhead pedos at the BBC for ruining a good conservative lady.

  121. 121
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Not another god bothering eco-loon.

  122. 122
    Sir William Wayde says:

    Why is that cocaine seems to make successful people more successful and unsuccessful people hopeless failures?

  123. 123
    CarryHole is the porcine homunculus says:

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    Nigella’s Dealer.

  124. 124
    CarryHole is the porcine homunculus says:

    ‘Tis a tautlogy. Eco nonsense is a religion.

  125. 125
    A Slug says:

    Slimed, not slid

  126. 126
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Labour only refer to others. Come on you know how the socialist mind works.
    The word was used by Burnham tonight with regard to ambulance to hospital times. If Burnham had to have an injection they would have to use a drill as his skin is so thick.

  127. 127
    Fishy says:

    I’d just love to have a go at her brandy soaked profiteroles

  128. 128
    Zac Goldsmith for Prime Minister! says:

    I love Zac!

  129. 129
    Ed Miliband says:

    Have you seen the price of gas?

    I haven’t. I just send the bill to the taxpayer.

  130. 130
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  132. 132
    Pastry Case says:

    Whistleblowers are all talk. When are they going to go beyond that and start acting on their toots?

  133. 133
    God Preserve Us says:

    He has the vote…

  134. 134
    Reader says:

    I don’t like fascists

  135. 135
    Elfin Safety says:

    Did the victims ever explain how they came to be drinking right underneath the path of that non-emergency police helicopter flight?

  136. 136
  137. 137
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Frack not Zac.

  138. 138
  139. 139
    Friendly grocer says:

    Apostrophe not required in thickos

  140. 140
    Flower Power says:

    I fancy Chukka

    All that hair

  141. 141
    Y Fronts says:

    I fancy Zaccie

    He seems such a virgin

  142. 142
    Mark Oaten says:

    Cack not frack

  143. 143
    Homunculus says:

    No you fucking wouldn’t

  144. 144
    Rightwinggit says:

    Bracing.

  145. 145
    White rabbit says:

    I am satisfied that you’re the real McCoy although your comments tonight seem ‘unusual’. You have either imbibed heavily or caught a cold on your recent travels.

  146. 146
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    JUST FUCK OFF, WILL YOU ???

  147. 147
    Leans forward in chair says:

    Are these two events connected?

  148. 148
    White rabbit says:

    Soiled

  149. 149
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    THE ECONOMY IS FLAT-LINING. JAW JOZZBORN NEEDS A PLAN ‘B’.

  150. 150
    A child says:

    None of these agencies opinions are worth as damn – as the entire history of credit agencies’ involevment in financial frauds from long before Enron to date demonstrates amply

  151. 151

    That is extraordinary! Your second guess is spot on. Somewhere between England and the River Inn, a fucking mega-cold managed to get me and two week later I am still in the late stages of fighting it off by the side of the sunny but cold Adriatic.

    My approach has been deliberately not been serious today as I have been doing practical work up ladders but the idea that a 70 year old MP should be a practising dentist is just too much to resist. I already knew a load of dental terms but when you research, there are fucking thousands of them. I could write a whole book on it and it reminds me of Stanley Unwin and the way he used to contort words which sounded right on the face of it but simply ended up as gibberish. It is sheer genius to do this in the way that he did and I can only attempt a pale reproduction.

    I like to mix my stuff. I do like writing serious pieces, if the situation demands. Sometimes you just want to have a laugh. Sometimes you try but it just turns out crap.

    Sometimes you say something frivolous and manage to accidentally alight on a great truth that really needed saying. These, and more, all happen to me but I am sure that I am not alone in this.

    You might as well say that the only thing which is ‘unusual’ is something which is NOT unusual.

  152. 152
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    I completely agree.

  153. 153
    Judge Dreadful says:

    Criminalising prostitution raises all sorts of evidential issues. If buyer and seller both agree on the transaction and decide not to co-operate, where does the evidence come from with which to prosecute anyone?

  154. 154
    Pop Psychologist says:

    You would agree with anything as long as people don’t laugh at you. You are a very weak man.

  155. 155
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  156. 156
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    HHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP !!!

  157. 157
    Fishy says:

    Just watched the BBC iPlayer replay of the DP.

    One of the Eagle Brothers was really pissed with Brillo who showed her that despite Miliband’s contrived ‘cost of living crisis’, the ‘proper’ measure, real disposable income, as measured by the official statistics shows that household income is going up.

    Labour, are taking a leaf out of the 1960’s left wing agitators rule book, concocting crisis after crisis and trying to co-opt everyone into their doom and gloom agenda.

    Actually DP was a case of beauty and the beast today. On the one hand there was Eagle, on the other Jo Coburn, looking really rather hot. I wonder if she was off to lunch after the show, followed by a French afternoon.

  158. 158
    Truthteller says:

    LibLabCon are no friends of mine.

  159. 159
    Fatty Watch says:

    No kidding, Sherlock.

    Have you made any other astute observations recently?

  160. 160
    Infiltration Watch says:

    Labour, are operating according to the Socialsit Party and Socialist Workers Party rule books, concocting crisis after crisis and trying to co-opt everyone into their doom and gloom agenda. There is a reason for that.

  161. 161
    Towel heads says:

    Why are we even having a trial for these two ragheads? Tie them up and throw them into the middle of the road in Lee Rigby’s home town and let the locals have some fun.

  162. 162
    President Hollande says:

    Socialism has saved France.

  163. 163
    The law says:

    They are innocent until proven guilty.

  164. 164
    Joss Taskin says:

    From what ?

  165. 165
    Pas de Kepis says:

    I noticed that. There are hardly any police drinking wine for breakfast in the cafes any more.

  166. 166
    Mark Oaten says:

    That’s more like it :)

  167. 167
    Blowing Whistles says:

    PC – did you know that Political Correctness is becoming recognised by the public as a mental disorder affecting predominantly politicians at both national and local level but affecting the vast majority of the legal fraternity?

    As for your comment – these things take time.

    btw – I noted the CH4 Snow job V HS.. BC tonight ‘cartels’ and I agree with the whistleblower – of course – a brilliant expose.

    However … There is something about … John Snow – which just does not gel. I am starting to wonder if he has some very dodgy skeletons rattling around in his own cupboard and I hope he wasn’t ever caught biking along Elm street ‘allegedly’?

  168. 168
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Not too keen on the LibLabCon either.

  169. 169
    White rabbit says:

    Can you post some other Labour freak now please. Always great entertainment to poke fun at the most obvious vain fraud in the HOC but his moisturised bonce is starting to get on my tits.

  170. 170
    Arm Yourselves 2014 says:

    “Chancellor tells ministers to find more efficiency savings”

    How about firing yourself George? That would be a saving.

    Personally I’d like you to do it out of a cannon..

  171. 171
    Tachybaptus says:

    Osborne has continued to add to the UK’s total debt levels

  172. 172
    Phyllis in the Fox & Werrity says:

    £40 billion + for the French and Chinese with a guaranteed income of at least 8% profit margin and no costs for clean up or liability for accidents etc.

    It doesn’t take a genius to see where the money is going in our economy or where it is wasted but Osborne is so dim witted and hubristic he’s blinded by his failed ideology

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Lib-Dem and UKIP neck and neck: pull the other one!

  174. 174
    Ogaden says:

    Silly, isn’t it? All that money being pissed away on wasted welfare, foreign aid and the EU.

  175. 175
    None of the above says:

    Presenting polls like this is silly.

  176. 176
    The Bible says:

    Apparently jesus didn’t want to co-exist with the very large number of fish he had slaughtered.

  177. 177
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    There is no evidence to prove that UKIP actually exist. Climate change, on the other hand, is irrefutably with us and that’s why you must pay my Carbon Taxes.

  178. 178
    altruism in industry says:

    of course it is not sensible to rely entirely on the ministry of food and forgetfulness or the ministry of milk and human kindness. Perhaps within a badger is something that might be very important if we did just know, perhaps in the weed that has survived for millennia in that boggy field contains a cure for a disease that we do not yet have. It is audacious for pleb politicians to think they can desecrate the land with toys and importations

  179. 179
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    We need a Plan ‘B’ to save us all.

  180. 180
    White rabbit says:

    A senile and fraudulent dentist could surely expect mountains of work.
    Add to those skills the lost art of ‘Australian Trenching’ and a place in history beckons. I just smile and gaze in the mirror to appreciate this once popular technique. Get well soon.

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    Ukip are lib dems 2.0. but without MPs. Get used to it.

  182. 182
    White rabbit says:

    Deffo not hack

  183. 183
    And now for smething completely different says:

  184. 184
    An ex-Bunny says:

    Boiled

  185. 185
  186. 186
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    We are the One detoNation Party. Our policies will destroy all in its path.

  187. 187

    nell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh! Suit yourself…

  188. 188
    Ed Milibiscuit says:

    + 1

  189. 189
    democracy in evolution says:

    if the attributes of offspring are decided by thinking perhaps inventions are discovered by wishful thinking, for example ” I would like to go to Mars without the inconvenience of actually traversing the space” perhaps thinking that may be possible will make it possible. :-)

  190. 190
    REALITY CHECK says:

    The truth hurts.

  191. 191
    A Galilean Sushi Chef says:

    Technically, there is nothing in the bible saying that Jesus killed the fish. Or that he or anyone else cleaned or cooked them, for that matter.

  192. 192
    Daily Express tomorrow says:

    Wonder drug stops bad weather, raises D1ana and finds M4ddie, all for 4p a day.

  193. 193
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    There was no money left.

  194. 194

    badger (n.)
    1520s, perhaps from bage “badge” (see badge) + -ard “one who carries some action or possesses some quality,” suffix related to Middle High German -hart “bold” (see -ard). If so, the central notion is the badge-like white blaze on the animal’s forehead (cf. French blaireau “badger,” from Old French blarel, from bler “marked with a white spot;” also obsolete Middle English bauson “badger,” from Old French bauzan, literally “black-and-white spotted”)

    Unfortunately, Badger is also the brand name of Hall & Woodhouse of Blandford. I have heard it said that one should not take the piss out of this beer as it would not otherwise have any flavour left. Uncharitable.

  195. 195
    Mad March Hare says:

    Would you come on a camping holiday with me?

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

    Worse

  197. 197
    any old crap says:

    Next year when we have the EU elections will let this gang of fkin idiots of the first water know what people are thinking, the Libcraps will find out how many friends they have left, a push bike will be the only thing needed for Clegg to cycle off to the EU on.

  198. 198
    Ah!!!!!!!!!! M says:

    Scandalous:

    Xbox One and Playstation 4 have sold out in the UK – and major suppliers won’t be able to deliver the goods until AFTER Christmas

    Kids with mothers on benefits will have to go without.

  199. 199
    democracy in evolution says:

    so who are these guys that are doing the killing?
    it’s known that there was the secret squirrels in cahoots with the RUC to eliminate IRA guys. K&lly was obviously murdered as were others. So who ARE these people ? and are they on my side ?

  200. 200
    Normal Guy says:

    It must be tough being a millionaire with hot and cold running expenses claims, a chauffeur, a gold plated MP’s pension and a whopping great salary package.

  201. 201
    The Ass says:

    WTF

  202. 202
    Normal Guy says:

    Do people still read the Express? How very interesting.

  203. 203
    The Liberty Bell says:

    smething? Never heard of her.

  204. 204
    The Old Bailey says:

    They have pleaded not guilty. Only when all the evidence has been presented in accordance with the criminal procedure rules and the jury has made its verdict known will they be liable to punishment.

  205. 205
    Story teller says:

    Not forgetting there were more fish left over than they started with. Miracle in recycling.

  206. 206
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    All the average Joe in the street needs to do to blow that Labour propaganda out of the water is to ask why.

  207. 207
    democracy in evolution says:

    Taoiseach,
    we are here, waiting.
    We are always here, all we can do is wait with patience, our love is boundless, our patience is unlimited.
    3 generations, 10 generations it makes no difference, time passing can only bring us closer because we are the same.
    grasp the opportune time in history, come back to our bosom.
    Join with us and affirm our common destiny. negotiate a new UNITED Kingdom outside of the EU

  208. 208
    Mod Bot says:

    I give up!

  209. 209
    Hey says:

    you are Sarah Palin, and I claim your insanity.

  210. 210
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Punishment?

  211. 211
    B'Stard, A. says:

    Bring back Hanging.
    And Drawing.
    And Quartering.

  212. 212

    Thanks.

    One of the consolations of such a situation here is that I can feel justified in pouring a generous portion of grappa before I go to bed. Sometimes I drink it straight down and at others, I just sip it and let it run down the sore parts of my throat. Sheer bliss, given that it is some 80% by volume. I could not do it for too long as my liver would probably die decades before I did. :-)

    Australian Trenching. Sounds as if it should be in Urban Dic…

  213. 213
    Dirty bastards says:

    Hope the Republic of Ireland’s President Jimmy Savile has the decency to apologise to the people of the UK for the actions of his Garda in colluding with the IRA.

  214. 214
    Schrödinger's cΰnt says:

    Straight down, actually.

  215. 215
    Podiceps says:

    But does it make house prices soar?

  216. 216
    D. Cameron's penultimate joke says:

    You can trust me to get all this sorted out, I’m a straight kind of guy.

  217. 217
    The real Tаchybаptus says:

    Can’t even think of a name, and you expect us to take notice of your feeble blethering?

  218. 218
    Zoot Al Orrs says:

    From a thriving economy and a content populace.

  219. 219
    Podiceps says:

    The extraordinary variation of the UKIP vote between polls suggests either that the samples are too small to be useful, or that the questions are loaded depending on the pollsters’ attitude to the party.

  220. 220
    Podiceps says:

    Would you mind getting on to the last joke and leaving the stage?

  221. 221
    Plan B says:

    Arrest everyone in Westminster and sieze their property under the Proceeds of Crime Act.

  222. 222
    wotta mistakea to makea says:

    Plod had already shot at least one of them.

    If plod had actually killed them it would have saved us a fortune and given plod some kudos.

  223. 223
    Pfizer says:

    So sore that you might need Preparation H afterwards.

  224. 224
    Fishy says:

    No. I’m not £1,600 worse off.

    Meanwhile official figures say that real disposable incomes are increasing.

    Labour’s lying again

  225. 225
    Doctor Ulnar says:

    This one doesn’t even have a funny bone.

  226. 226
    Fishy says:

    They could rent out their spare room and buy a Playstation 5 in the New Year.

  227. 227
    citizen #2301467294 says:

    Give them to your children or mistresses, or sell them on well-known interweb auction sites, or swap them for narcotics … all kinds of things if you’re a corrupt troughing MP bastard.

  228. 228
    Ed Balls says:

    Too far, too soon!

    Not enough, too late!

    Too much bollox, too many commies!

  229. 229
    Podiceps says:

    I have drunk Badger bitter in Dorset pubs. It is not wonderful.

    They also make something called Fursty Ferret, which is on sale in my local supermarket.

    Here is a recipe for a cocktail (in a pint glass) from Hall & Woodhouse’s web site:

    Ferret Bells

    Ingredients

    25ml lemon juice
    25ml orange juice
    25ml bourbon
    20ml maple syrup

    Method

    Stir ingredients with a bar spoon.
    Fill pint glass with ice.
    Top with Fursty Ferret.
    Garnish with an orange wedge.

    Do people really drink such stuff?

  230. 230
    Yosser Arrahughes says:

    Have you been listening to propaganda spread by dubious middle-eastern immigrants again?

  231. 231
    democracy in evolution says:

    a bit of provisional jurisdiction would not go amiss here in England I think, there is certainly a feeling of ” hard done byness” which is what kicked off the troubles over there.

  232. 232
    Podiceps says:

    Where there are no bones, none can be funny.

  233. 233
    Dr Watson & Sherlock says:

    500 on the take and don’t want to bring themselves to attention.

    I suggest we investigate them all.

  234. 234
    Cameron, Clegg & Miliband, the scumbags says:

    Yes.

  235. 235
    Pol Pot and the genocidal lefties says:

    Is there any kind of other Labour group?

  236. 236
    Old Bailey says:

    OK, I may have got ahead of myself there. We’d also have to hear the speeches in mitigation.

    I hear the gym facilities in prison are excellent these days – far better than anything available to the taxpaying general public, and, of course, the libraries are not being shut down. The balanced diet with a choice of tasty starters and nutritious main courses followed by sleection of fruits or puddings is also not to be underestimated for its capacity to rehabilitate a chap in a few short years.

  237. 237
    Tony Blair says:

    So do lies

  238. 238
    Black Andy says:

  239. 239
    Carthago delenda est says:

    Do what the Romans did

    At least the Romans did it to foreigners and not their own people.

  240. 240
    Plain Andy says:

  241. 241
    Doctor Ulnar says:

    Churchill’s Boneless Wonder speech was very amusing though.

  242. 242
    Fishy says:

    Staffordshire had an outstanding ambulance service which was shotgunned into a merger with the West Midlands by the Labour government – a bit like the Halifax shot gun marriage with Lloyds.

    The outcome it seems is very much the same.

  243. 243

    Your second sentence is a masterclass in understatement. :-)

  244. 244
    Fishy says:

    Why TF do Sky persist in having sour faced Fat Jacqui on to do their paper review?

    She’s not serious reviewer, all she does is spout the official Labour line, making political point after point

  245. 245
    A GREAT Woman says:

  246. 246
    Top Trougher says:

  247. 247
    Spy in the Sky says:

    Liar, liar, pants on fire.

  248. 248
    Thames Barrier says:

    Just a hint.

    If someone accidentally forgot to close me tomorrow, it would flood Westminster.

  249. 249
    HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

    Just what the fuck has it got to do with the government if anyone smokes or not

  250. 250
    Jack Ketch says:

    The Army wouldn’t have made that mistake. Remember Gibraltar; remember the Iranian Embassy etc. SOP is to make sure that the F***ers never stand trial or become figures of sympathy–unfortunately the Common Purpose rot within the system ignores common sense and allows people like “Marine ‘A'” to be shafted.

  251. 251
    HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

    These are the same fascist bastard who were prosecuted when they tried to expose the muslim child rapists that were being protected by the lying, frightened, gutless ,police.

  252. 252
    The late Cyril Smith says:

    First woman since Bessie Braddock to occupy TWO seats in parliament.

  253. 253
    democracy in evolution says:

    lemons are good and useful in cooking. Maple syrup is a mystery it is collected by people who store the ooze of a damaged tree, like rubber used to come from rubber plantations apparently. how weird is that ?

  254. 254

    No one should be allowed to come along and post stuff here in the middle of the night.

    It is impossible to know what sort of undesirable might be tempted.

  255. 255
    Cameron's shit, but Ed isn't the solution says:

    Don’t let Ed anywhere near ‘investing’ anything.

    The tool was responsible for the idiotic conspiracy against taxpayers, with his Climate Change Act.

    An Act so badly thought out, that it will force millions into fuel poverty and tens of thousands to freeze to death every year.

  256. 256
    London derrière says:

    Surely maple syrup is what the trees put on to keep their tops warm in winter ?

  257. 257
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Out canvassing for votes.

  258. 258
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

  259. 259

    Only five billion phones being tracked by the NSA?

    Pretty shoddy work, really.

    What about all the others?

  260. 260
    yes ukip can says:

    Ed Miliband was abducted by aliens and has been put back on this planet to destroy Britain.

    Well if he can get away with talking bullshit why can’t anyone else?

  261. 261
    yes ukip can says:

    Far more buy it than buy the Guardian. Whether they read either is not known fact.

  262. 262
    yes ukip can says:

    What this country needs is several million more immigrants to put even more pressure on services like the NHS. Let’s let in all those Romanians and Bulgarians followed by Turks, Georgians, Ukrainians and Kazakhs. That should do it.

  263. 263
    Johan Hari, now writing for British Airways inflight magazines says:

    Now I’ve completed my ‘journalism for beginners and anti-bullshit’ course, I can confirm that’s true.

  264. 264
    yes ukip can says:

    Does that include pensioners?

  265. 265
    Non claimant says:

    and imports?

  266. 266
    Nokia-Tossing McRuin says:

    I broke all the rest.

  267. 267
    Media folk says:

    They do the jobs nobody else will do. They do the jobs nobody else will do. They do the jobs nobody else will do. They do the jobs nobody else will do. They do the jobs nobody else will do.They do the jobs nobody else will do.They do the jobs nobody else will do. They do the jobs nobody else will do. They do the jobs nobody else will do.

    The more you say it the truer it becomes.

  268. 268
  269. 269
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    What is your view on the state pension age being raised? Do you have a question about the Autumn Statement?

    Please refer your questions to Ed Balls,Chancellor Of The Exchequer.

  270. 270
    Owen Jones says:

    She can sit on my face anytime she wants.

  271. 271
    JH348320948230903 says:

    Note to women – armfuls of tattoos do not make you look edgy and cool. It makes you look like a skank.

    She has lost a bit of pork, not sure it is an improvement.

  272. 272
    Jack Dromy says:

    We need more darkness in our society.

  273. 273
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It will be the IMF making the decisions soon enough :-)

  274. 274
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion & Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Why when it is only 3 weeks ’till Christmas is it called the Autumn statement? Shouldn’t it be called the Winter statement?

  275. 275

    From under the duvet a shaggy dark-haired mop can be seen, nothing else apart from a vast bulk thankfully hidden from view by the bedding. It is snoring quite loudly from the alcohol excesses of yesterday. It will be another 90 minutes before it lumbers out of bed to post some pre-prepared stuff from the day before, 120 minutes before the news reviews are posted in the next column. Most of those will be for subscription pages which only those with a dislike of holding onto their money will be able to see. This will continue until around 1:30 pm when the whole boozy cycle will start again. One would emphasise that the word cycle is being used in its sense of repeating a pattern and not in any way connected with exercise. Such are the flow of events.

  276. 276

    To repeat the ‘mn’ combination in quick succession, Autumn is a mnemonic: Amnesia Under Test Using Members’ Negligence.

  277. 277
    The Lord High Executioner says:

    Isn’t it time we went metric and brought in hanging, drawing and decimation?

  278. 278
    An awkward bastard says:

    “hello Noddy ”

    “Hello Big Ears”

    “Yesterday I bought a Cadbury Cream Egg”

    Work out what that means smartarse.

  279. 279
    Mrs Lumley says:

    last heard of looking to trough at the expense of the NHS.

    And where is the competency profile? And how does she fit it?

  280. 280
    flying over the Westminster Village says:

    Has she been on a diet?

  281. 281
    Vlad the Loudhailer says:

    Plus the destruction of thousands of jobs, and remember that every job that the green energy sector has created due to a subsidy has destroyed two real jobs, due to higher fuel costs and added taxation!

  282. 282
    Hibbie02 says:

    Not only dis Baron claim his full mortgage payments back every month as they were interest only…..he remortgaged at least twice and claimed the higher repayment afterwards, whilst trousering the released capital. Despite admitting this, he never got collared for it despite being reported.

  283. 283
    Les yeux says:

    It’s her eyes. Blow yer nuts off at thirty paces

  284. 284
    Marcus Licinius Crassus says:

    Decimation is from the Ancient Roman Army disciplinary procedure where every 10th soldier was executed by his comrades. I’m more than happy to remove this duty from your representatives and do it for them. I think execution of 65 of them might get the message a across but no harm in keeping at it in 10% increments till they do.

  285. 285
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Alizee……….mmmmmmmmm.

  286. 286
    Marcus Licinius Crassus says:

    Looks like a gallus, one of the followers of the goddess Cybele who have their manhood removed to follow cult. Though to be honest they are usually easier on the eye than this one.

  287. 287
    Border Terrier says:

    What the hell is multi millionaire Zac doing as an MP. He has done nothing save inherit £350m+ from dad Jimmy.

  288. 288
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Oink Oink Oink. Scum, the lot of them.

  289. 289
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Heartily sick of it my friend, and also the BBC’s slavish adoration of slebs and their incosequential doings.
    If you have enough money not to notice over 500k going missing you deserve to get shafted is as many ways as is humanly possible.
    Apox on all their houses!

  290. 290
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Indubitably.

  291. 291
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Why does the BBC insist on referring to these two thick indoctrinated brainwashed murdering scum as Mr.
    Everyone else only ever merits a surname.
    T**ts.


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