December 4th, 2013

Fabbers’ Indecent Claire Perry Proposal

Michael Fabricant received a terse reply from Dave porn tsar and Tory whip Claire Perry after revealing he is suffering from a cold this morning:

Guido’s anecdote about Fabbers’ nipples can wait for another day…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    First tweeting pics of a penis now tweeting about nipples, maybe he not gettin none at home?

  2. 2
    There are premium rate phonelines for that, wanker says:

    What a FabriHunt.

  3. 3
    Tom Daley, my future is my behind. says:

    Humourless bint, isn’t she? Who’d have thunk it?

    • 6
      There are premium rate phonelines for that, wanker says:

      In that case, can I ask your wife (if you’re married) if she’d like to rub some body oil on my chest? If she’s not a humourless bint, it shouldn’t be a problem.

  4. 4
    Marriage is a dodgy institution says:

    TV cook and author Nigella Lawson has told a court her ex-husband Charles Saatchi threatened to “destroy” her with “false” allegations of drug use.

    Ms Lawson’s assistants Francesca and Elisabetta Grillo have claimed they were allowed to use credit cards in exchange for covering up her drug use.

    The sisters have denied fraud at Isleworth Crown Court.

    Ms Lawson said Mr Saatchi threatened to “destroy [her] if you don’t come back to me and clear my name”.

    She said that the allegations that have been made about her at the trial had followed “a long summer of bullying and abuse”.

    “I have been put on trial here where I am called to answer, and glad to answer the allegations, and [in] the world’s press,” she said.

  5. 5
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Isn’t she the one who said the only way she could get called at PMQ’s was to offer the speaker a BJ ?
    ………….and he replied.”Claire- do you swallow?”
    Is there any truth in this? Too much even for our nutters.

  6. 9
    They shoot MP's don't they? No just horses. says:

    He’s gone rogue.Time for a peerage and off to the funny farm for you my lad.

  7. 11
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Daily Politics.
    Angela Eagle, is she thick or what? She calls the coalition for making cuts, then says labour would have made cuts that weren’t cuts, but would have been cuts.
    She also says she didn’t bring a compendium of figures with her, and then reeled off a compendium of figures that suit the labour agenda.

    • 14
      Gok Wank says:

      FFS Angela if you’re going to wear a suit couldn’t you at least buy one from the same place as Chuka.

    • 18
      John Bellingham says:

      Is she thick? Not really, but she thinks that everyone else is. Anyone who would be taken in by the rubbish she spouts might well vote Labour and be one of those IQ deficient that Boris warned of.

  8. 16
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    Ah she is just teasing him , really she means yes

  9. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Could we have the full Mitchell press conference up on screen with the second by second David Davis run through?This can of worms needs opening and before Hillsborough.

  10. 21
    Nigellaaaaaaaaahhhh! says:

    At least I keep my clit well tucked inside…

  11. 22
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Claire Perry’s nipples are much more interesting.

  12. 23
    Immer Wieder says:

    Porn tsar, very good Guido =)

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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