December 4th, 2013

DPMQs Live Chat: Green and Yellow Crap Edition

Comments in the comments please…


98 Comments

  1. 1
    Buttman & Throbbin says:

    Say what you like about Calamity Clegg but he can occasionally deliver a good joke. I hope he throws in a couple of jibes about Harpic’s husband and his fondness for a certain genre of porn.

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  2. 2
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Morning peeps..

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  3. 3
    Buttman & Throbbin says:

    Harpic is always good for an unintentional laugh. Her pre-scripted joke are always awful but her cack handed delivery of them is hilarious.

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  4. 4
    H@rry Ette says:

    Mrs Dromey is a better man than Miliband.

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  5. 5
    Labored says:

    Smarmy Chucky on the shadow front bench. Next to Foghorn.

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  6. 6
    Hateful says:

    Her husband has fantasies, that’s for sure

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  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    My crap is green and yellow after I eat the kids crayons

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  8. 8
    Promotion 4 Britain's Obama says:

    Balls Out. Chuka in.

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  9. 10
    Labored says:

    Give credit where it’s due, Clegg is on good form.

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  10. 11
    Trash Watch says:

    Good Grief. Did Mrs Bercow buy little John that awaful tie?

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  11. 12
    Saggy bottom says:

    Is that Noel Edmonds sitting beside Clegg?

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  12. 13
    Jack Dromey says:

    Harriet, please wear the black strap-on tonight and let me call you Denzil when I come.

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  13. 14
    Labored says:

    Shit joke, Harpic.

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  14. 15
    Jack Dromey says:

    Talking of a recovery, I take only 10 minutes to recover after every orgasm before I get another chubby.

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  15. 16
    LibDems says:

    We’re the opposition waiting.

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  16. 17
    Nick Nick says:

    Clegg’s a better Tory than Dave.

    He’s doing well

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  17. 19
    Gotcha says:

    Fatbott quickly stops Tweeting when she realises that she is on the Telly

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  18. 20
    Mitch says:

    Abbott dreaming about cream scones, again..

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  19. 22
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    With Nick Robinson in China whose going to say “It was a win for Labour at PMQ’s today”?

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  20. 23
    C.O.Jones says:

    Why is Abbott wearing a string of ping pong balls around her neck?

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    • 33
      David Shatinborough says:

      After mating she eats the male and wears his balls as a trophy

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      • 35
        Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

        She may have read the instructions on the love eggs incorrectly?

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        • 93
          broderick crawford says:

          AND TO THINK THAT ALL THOSE YEARS AGO GIVING HER VICTORY SPEECH WHEN FIRST ELECTED SHE WAS A NORMAL SIZED ATTRACTIVE GIRL WITH A NICE SMILE

          OH THE RAVAGES OF THE YEARS.

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    • 64
      Yogurt weaver rebuttal squad says:

      It is a bandolier – she is going for a shootout with ping pong Deng later.
      The Bliar thing will adjudicate.

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  21. 25
    Oh Deary me. says:

    Old George looks like he is love sick !!!

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  22. 28
    JMF says:

    Vince Cable sitting there wondering where the phuck am I.

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  23. 29
    Looking Ahead says:

    It’s going to look good in January with half a dozen Roma families dossing on the green benches.

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    • 82
      Absent, but claiming expenses at the,full rate says:

      They’ll find plenty of space in the seats where the Northern Ireland MPs are meant to sit most days of the week.

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  24. 30

    Any colour you like, it’s all crap.

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  25. 34
    Proof that Dave has gone Native says:

    There you go. Dave is representing the EU…NOT BRITAIN.

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  26. 39
    Charlesh Kennedy says:

    You’re my besht mate, you are..

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  27. 41
    Oh Deary me. says:

    They are all dead now.

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  28. 42
    JMF says:

    Charles is pissed again

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  29. 44
    JMF says:

    BumBum Burnham sitting there with a face like a slapped arse.

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  30. 48
    M103 says:

    Does anybody else listening live to this want to punch Clegg?

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  31. 49
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    (Chief Secretary of Treasury now giving his infrastructure (mis)information)

    FFS We cannot afford anymore tax on the accumulative rate of 70%+ !!!

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  32. 50
    John Bellingham says:

    Half of the Eagle sisters are on The Daily Politics talking shite as usual. Has anyone else noticed an uncanny similarity between it and Les Dawson’s Northern housewife character–in intellect and voice if not looks?

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  33. 51
    M103 says:

    Harman asks Clegg to admit they did not tell the truth last week when they declared the disabled tenants were exempt form the bedroom tax.

    Abuse & waffle was the response

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  34. 52
    nellnewman says:

    Of course Clegg, like his boss, refuses to answer any Labour question, because this government’s policies are simply indefensible. So: answer a question you wrote yourself, and deflect any challenge by attacking Labour.

    ‘ There wouldn’t be a recovery but for the Liberal Democrats’??? Jesus wept.

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    • 61
      OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

      What recovery? Camercnut is still borrowing £250million every day after fucking day.

      To put it in benny-talk that’s 3 cans of Stella every day for every man, woman, child and immigrunt in the country

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    • 63
      Axe The Telly Tax &Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Jesus is dead you god bothering nutter.

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    • 72
      Get your own moniker, idiot says:

      High energy prices are a direct effect of Ed Miliband’s Climate Change Act.

      You Labour shysters always forget that the cost of energy doubled under Labour.

      That Cameron has done nothing to reverse the idiotic liars act, shows everyone that the political class within the LabLibCon Alliance, really are, all in it together.

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  35. 53
    nellnewman says:

    Awful performance by Clegg. Simple question – Will fuel prices be higher this year than last year? He said he answered it. He DID NOT! Why cannot the speaker turn round and say “Just answer the question as asked”.

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  36. 57
    The UK what? Is that a website? says:

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  37. 59
    Keith Vaz McCarthy says:

    Who on this blog site would like to admit to anti establishment thoughts?

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  38. 76
    Dog Matic says:

    Ann McKechin, the Labour MP, asks if the sale of the Royal Mail has obtained value for money for the taxpayer.

    Clegg says the price of Royal Mail shares was at the higher end of the range suggested by the government’s advisers.

    Would these be the government advisors who then bought up all the shares?

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/revealed-goldman-sachs-clients-12m-royal-mail-coup-8965471.html

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  39. 78
    M104 says:

    I really do think that Nick Clegg believes that he will be DPM for years to come because he thinks that there is always going to be a minority “ruling party”. He believes that he will be able to smooth over the fury over tuition fees and all of the other back tracking, the scandals (join the Lib Dems my dear and this nice gentleman will shove his hand up your skirt for free) and the general smugness to ensure that not only does he get re-elected but that so will his band of slime ball incompetents

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  40. 97
    broderick crawford says:

    88 BLOGS TODATE ON PMQS .. PATHETIC … SHOWS WHAT LEVEL OF INTEREST WHEN THE TWO PRIMADONNAS ARE AWAY .

    AS I SAID IN MY BLOG THIS MORNING

    PRE MENSTRUAL QUERULOUSNESS.

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