December 4th, 2013

DPMQs Live Chat: Green and Yellow Crap Edition


98 Comments

  1. 1
    Buttman & Throbbin says:

    Say what you like about Calamity Clegg but he can occasionally deliver a good joke. I hope he throws in a couple of jibes about Harpic’s husband and his fondness for a certain genre of porn.

  2. 2
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Morning peeps..

  3. 3
    Buttman & Throbbin says:

    Harpic is always good for an unintentional laugh. Her pre-scripted joke are always awful but her cack handed delivery of them is hilarious.

  4. 4
    H@rry Ette says:

    Mrs Dromey is a better man than Miliband.

  5. 5
    Labored says:

    Smarmy Chucky on the shadow front bench. Next to Foghorn.

  6. 6
    Hateful says:

    Her husband has fantasies, that’s for sure

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    My crap is green and yellow after I eat the kids crayons

  8. 8
    Promotion 4 Britain's Obama says:

    Balls Out. Chuka in.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Who can blame him though, having to listen to Hattie 24/7

  10. 10
    Labored says:

    Give credit where it’s due, Clegg is on good form.

  11. 11
    Trash Watch says:

    Good Grief. Did Mrs Bercow buy little John that awaful tie?

  12. 12
    Saggy bottom says:

    Is that Noel Edmonds sitting beside Clegg?

  13. 13
    Jack Dromey says:

    Harriet, please wear the black strap-on tonight and let me call you Denzil when I come.

  14. 14
    Labored says:

    Shit joke, Harpic.

  15. 15
    Jack Dromey says:

    Talking of a recovery, I take only 10 minutes to recover after every orgasm before I get another chubby.

  16. 16
    LibDems says:

    We’re the opposition waiting.

  17. 17
    Nick Nick says:

    Clegg’s a better Tory than Dave.

    He’s doing well

  18. 18
    Jack Dromey says:

    You know all the years we’ve been married I can’t think of a time when I’ve seen Harriet smile.

  19. 19
    Gotcha says:

    Fatbott quickly stops Tweeting when she realises that she is on the Telly

  20. 20
    Mitch says:

    Abbott dreaming about cream scones, again..

  21. 21
    Dick the Prick says:

    Afternoon. On a scale of totally boring it’s off the chart!

  22. 22
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    With Nick Robinson in China whose going to say “It was a win for Labour at PMQ’s today”?

  23. 23
    C.O.Jones says:

    Why is Abbott wearing a string of ping pong balls around her neck?

  24. 24
    And it was a shite Tweet says:

  25. 25
    Oh Deary me. says:

    Old George looks like he is love sick !!!

  26. 26
    Jerked Chicken says:

    Be fair. She saves her best comments for when she goes to the takeaway:

    “The whole menu please”.

  27. 27
    #Diana Abbott says:

    You’re on a sinking ship Cleggy come and join us rats.

  28. 28
    JMF says:

    Vince Cable sitting there wondering where the phuck am I.

  29. 29
    Looking Ahead says:

    It’s going to look good in January with half a dozen Roma families dossing on the green benches.

  30. 30

    Any colour you like, it’s all crap.

  31. 31
    Mitch says:

    Diane would be the huge floating lifebouy for everybody to cling to?

  32. 32
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Nary a full shirt in sight to alleviate the dullness.

  33. 33
    David Shatinborough says:

    After mating she eats the male and wears his balls as a trophy

  34. 34
    Proof that Dave has gone Native says:

    There you go. Dave is representing the EU…NOT BRITAIN.

  35. 35
    Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    She may have read the instructions on the love eggs incorrectly?

  36. 36
    Vince Cable says:

    I’ve never met me before who am I?

  37. 37
    Gawd Help Us says:

    A mere slip of the mask.

  38. 38
    vile labour ruined my wife says:

    your mum

  39. 39
    Charlesh Kennedy says:

    You’re my besht mate, you are..

  40. 40
    Steve Martin says:

    Clegg hasn’t been funny for years.

  41. 41
    Oh Deary me. says:

    They are all dead now.

  42. 42
    JMF says:

    Charles is pissed again

  43. 43
    Scrawny Norman says:

    I’m free.

  44. 44
    Anon...........& Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Sorry you forget to add the more realistic ending !!

    “The whole menu TWICE Please…….”

    (its all on expenses, so who cares……)

  45. 45
    JMF says:

    BumBum Burnham sitting there with a face like a slapped arse.

  46. 46
    Daily Mail says:

    You couldn’t make it up

  47. 47
    fruitcake says:

    You caught me at a bad time, thanks

  48. 48
    M103 says:

    Does anybody else listening live to this want to punch Clegg?

  49. 49
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    (Chief Secretary of Treasury now giving his infrastructure (mis)information)

    FFS We cannot afford anymore tax on the accumulative rate of 70%+ !!!

  50. 50
    John Bellingham says:

    Half of the Eagle sisters are on The Daily Politics talking shite as usual. Has anyone else noticed an uncanny similarity between it and Les Dawson’s Northern housewife character–in intellect and voice if not looks?

  51. 51
    M103 says:

    Harman asks Clegg to admit they did not tell the truth last week when they declared the disabled tenants were exempt form the bedroom tax.

    Abuse & waffle was the response

  52. 52
    nellnewman says:

    Of course Clegg, like his boss, refuses to answer any Labour question, because this government’s policies are simply indefensible. So: answer a question you wrote yourself, and deflect any challenge by attacking Labour.

    ‘ There wouldn’t be a recovery but for the Liberal Democrats’??? Jesus wept.

  53. 53
    nellnewman says:

    Awful performance by Clegg. Simple question – Will fuel prices be higher this year than last year? He said he answered it. He DID NOT! Why cannot the speaker turn round and say “Just answer the question as asked”.

  54. 54
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Good point Fatbot, the ship metaphor is a good one.

    If the Captain of the costa concordia can be prosecuted, why cannot Gordon Brown be done for fatally holeing the UK and running it aground ?

  55. 55
    P.I.E. says:

    Harriet always smiled on us.

  56. 56
    The World Outside Westminster says:

    Why would we expect anything else?

  57. 57
    The UK what? Is that a website? says:

  58. 58
    Arnold Golightly says:

    You new here?

  59. 59
    The World Outside Westminster says:

    More of a grimace, to be fair, but she doesn’t really do smiles.

  60. 60
    Keith Vaz McCarthy says:

    Who on this blog site would like to admit to anti establishment thoughts?

  61. 61
    OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT DAVE OUT says:

    What recovery? Camercnut is still borrowing £250million every day after fucking day.

    To put it in benny-talk that’s 3 cans of Stella every day for every man, woman, child and immigrunt in the country

  62. 62
    Yankee Go Home says:

    Laboured

  63. 63
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Jesus is dead you god bothering nutter.

  64. 64
    Yogurt weaver rebuttal squad says:

    It is a bandolier – she is going for a shootout with ping pong Deng later.
    The Bliar thing will adjudicate.

  65. 65
    GUM Clinic says:

    Clegg is as funny as a weeping chancre on your japs eye that has just been doused in after shave.

  66. 66
    UKIP says:

    Oh dear. Norway looks terribly isolated.

  67. 67
    Everyone in Westminster says:

    Will I still be paid expenses if I do?

  68. 68
    Loligagger says:

    There is no such thing as a ‘bedroom tax’

  69. 69
    Paniagua V5 says:

    He is however very good at, self defecating humour :)

  70. 70
    Keith Vaz McCarthy says:

    I already know we have 650 reds under the bed (including me).

  71. 71
    Cockney Rebel says:

    I must confess to you Keith,I hate the BBC and everything it says.

  72. 72
    Get your own moniker, idiot says:

    High energy prices are a direct effect of Ed Miliband’s Climate Change Act.

    You Labour shysters always forget that the cost of energy doubled under Labour.

    That Cameron has done nothing to reverse the idiotic liars act, shows everyone that the political class within the LabLibCon Alliance, really are, all in it together.

  73. 73
    Germany - propaganda voice says:

    We sell no vehicles whatsoever to Norway.

  74. 74
    Norwegian Wood is not a famous porn star says:

    All I got to say Herman is,that’s one heck of a centre parting.

  75. 75
    Christ on a bike says:

    Maybe that’s why he used the past tense.

    “Jesus wept”.

  76. 76
    Dog Matic says:

    Ann McKechin, the Labour MP, asks if the sale of the Royal Mail has obtained value for money for the taxpayer.

    Clegg says the price of Royal Mail shares was at the higher end of the range suggested by the government’s advisers.

    Would these be the government advisors who then bought up all the shares?

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/revealed-goldman-sachs-clients-12m-royal-mail-coup-8965471.html

  77. 77
    The Chancer's Arms says:

    Of course Harman voted FOR higher energy costs when in government. Now she is out of government, the hypocrite derides her own policy.

  78. 78
    M104 says:

    I really do think that Nick Clegg believes that he will be DPM for years to come because he thinks that there is always going to be a minority “ruling party”. He believes that he will be able to smooth over the fury over tuition fees and all of the other back tracking, the scandals (join the Lib Dems my dear and this nice gentleman will shove his hand up your skirt for free) and the general smugness to ensure that not only does he get re-elected but that so will his band of slime ball incompetents

  79. 79
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Don,t forget Norway is only a trading partner within to EU,so that could be the UK in a few years-please.

  80. 80
    The EU in a nutshell says:

    Herman is a troughing nobody, elected by nobody and will be missed by nobody, when he leaves office.

  81. 81
    The sartorial elegance that is Gordon Brown says:

    FFS Herman stick your shirt collar down, you look a right tramp.

  82. 82
    Absent, but claiming expenses at the,full rate says:

    They’ll find plenty of space in the seats where the Northern Ireland MPs are meant to sit most days of the week.

  83. 83
    Knob lover says:

    Neither did her husband

  84. 84
    flavour of the month says:

    there’s always consideration of the delights of amy’s undercarriage – for a spot of light self-relief!

  85. 85
    John Bellingham says:

    Simple answer would have been “Depends on the temperature, you f***ing cretin!”

  86. 86
    An awkward bastard says:

    When Tristram takes over they will be dead meat.

  87. 87
    Ed Millionaire says:

    That suit needs dry cleaning. Doesn’t he have an unpaid intern who can sort that out?

  88. 88
    An awkward bastard says:

    They do not think like that in Sheffield mate !

  89. 89
    Airey Belvoir says:

    I thought that JoCo was looking particularly milfy today. Always a bonus when she can refrain from that awful coarse laugh, too.

  90. 90
    broderick crawford says:

    WHICH OF HER LIPS ARE YOU REFERRING TO??

  91. 91
    broderick crawford says:

    AND MILLIE IS PROBABLY A BETTÉR MILF THAN MRS DROMEY.

  92. 92
    broderick crawford says:

    MISTER SQUEAKER IS IT MY EYESIGHT OR ARE YOU GETTING SMALLER??

  93. 93
    broderick crawford says:

    AND TO THINK THAT ALL THOSE YEARS AGO GIVING HER VICTORY SPEECH WHEN FIRST ELECTED SHE WAS A NORMAL SIZED ATTRACTIVE GIRL WITH A NICE SMILE

    OH THE RAVAGES OF THE YEARS.

  94. 94
    broderick crawford says:

    AL PACIFICINO AND ROBERT DE BIRO SAY

    THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE MAFIA.

  95. 95
    broderick crawford says:

    THEY REMIND OF JACK SPRATT WHO COUKD EAT NO FAT AND HIS WIFE WHO COULD EAT NO LEAN

    AND THUS BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM

    THEY WIPED THE BEEF MOUNTAIN PLATTER CLEAN .

  96. 96
    broderick crawford says:

    NO MILK TODAY SAYS

    WAS HE ONCE THE HERMAN IN HERMANS HERMITS ?

  97. 97
    broderick crawford says:

    88 BLOGS TODATE ON PMQS .. PATHETIC … SHOWS WHAT LEVEL OF INTEREST WHEN THE TWO PRIMADONNAS ARE AWAY .

    AS I SAID IN MY BLOG THIS MORNING

    PRE MENSTRUAL QUERULOUSNESS.

  98. 98
    Northern Bitch says:

    Oooh! Yes please.


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