December 3rd, 2013

WATCH: UKIP Rap (If You Dare)


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  1. 1
    Boris Johnson says:

    I am a twat.

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  2. 3
    Dr Dre says:

    Yo dawg! That shit was tight!

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  3. 6
    Mike Newland says:

    Is this supposed to help UKIP or harm it?

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  4. 7

    Prefer Die Walküre actually.

    Has anyone attempted setting that to rap yet?

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  5. 8
    *yawn* says:

    Farage has changed.

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  6. 9
    One for all the homophobes here says:

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  7. 11
    Vote UKIP says:

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    • 22
      A hard-working family says:

      Nice try, troll, but no cigar. Everyone knows that the Nazis, being socialists, have far mroe in common with the Labour Party than with any other British political parties currently in Westminster.

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      • 57
        Crazy Cat Lady says:

        Now you have gone and confused a whole gang of neo-Nazi’s who are currently railing against cultural Marxism.

        It is folk like you who are endlessly confusing and splintering hard-working nazi’s everywhere.

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  8. 12
    Popeye says:

    It might be good, shame I could only understand a word here and there. Still havn’t figured out if it’s an insult or a compliment but I did hear Nigell Farraage a couple of times.

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    • 59
      Crazy Cat Lady says:

      UKIP is the ‘alternative’ party. Next thing is that UKIP will represent the 1%’ers at occupy rallies. Before you know it, Russell Brand will be promoting UKIP to the vote-shy public. I await the Anonymous pro-UKIP video, complete with robotic voice and a guido fawkes mask.

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    • 80
      Tom Catesby. says:

      Nigel’s missus will translate it for him.

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  9. 14
    Owen Jones says:

    Nigel Farage has black himself up.

    That is a racist hate crime arrest him.

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    • 18
      No bloody consideration, that's the problem. says:

      Yeah, well, arrest the rapper for discriminating against the hard of hearing – how’s anyone supposed to lip read him when he’s got his hand covering his mouth?

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  10. 19
    Black Jack Dromy says:

    I think that Tom Daly would look really lush if he had a really dark tan.

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  11. 20
    What a plonka says:

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    • 24
      Michael my knob's bigger than Mick Jagger's Gove says:

      Afeared I’m using your usual schtick bonnie lad, noo feck off and eat you scraps and chips

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    • 25
      I learned to read with a slate and pencil says:

      Any fool kows that the problem is not just about the numbers of good teachers: there will be good teachers under any system.

      The problem is that there are more and more useless tick-box teachers coasting along and peddling their rancid ideology as a means of hiding their mediocrity.

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      • 28
        Ed Ballsup says:

        Schools must not produce winners.

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      • 73
        Anonymous says:

        The real problem with falling standards is the number of immigrants in the schools whose first language is not english. Do not blame the teachers- they have to concentrate on teaching basic skills to immigrants leaving the english kids to just get on with things. These poor little sods get minimal education. Believe me, the education system can only get worse.

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    • 26
      State-school teachers should be punished with death says:

      Gove can say what he likes about teachers, the only thing we need pay attention to is the international league table of education standards. And it says we’re at the f*cking bottom.

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    • 34
      Teacher says:

      Standards are based on form-filling.
      Quantity over quality.

      But I don’t know how they measure the standards, becasue nobody ever reads the forms.

      In this email the readers of Gheedough’s blog have been introduce to the concept of form filling as the replacement for teaching
      The readers include vulnerable groups like fruit-cakes and loons who do not have the benefit of reading the guardian. I have made special attention to them by passing on their ip addresses to the social services.
      Most of the readers are orphans, becasue they are elderly retired brigadeers and market traders, or they have been removed fromt their parents who failed to display no-smoking signs in the nursary.
      Members af all races, faiths, sexual orientations and ages are iclusively invited to read this email. 5 minutes shall be allocated to read the email and 15 minutes for composing and sending a reply including a reference to Diane Abbott’s weight or Gordon’s mental health issues.
      Younger readers may reply blaming then tories once they have finished their homework, finished their beans on toast for tea, and changed their bedsheets (see policy on youth inclusion by Owen’s mum)

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    • 50
      Wait - what! says:

      We all know that the only real things holding back education are the teaching unions and the education authorities.
      Get those two under control and we can once again teach properly.

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    • 52
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      Dire Maguire.

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      • 54
        hang on a min says:

        Uni staff on strike again today-only 28% voted in the ballot.
        Do students get a refund on their fees?

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  12. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Soulful

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  13. 27
    Anonymous says:

    I’m diggin’ the backing music (very soulful). I’d like to know more about this dude!

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  14. 29
    Is this a demon? says:

    /large

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  15. 30
    UKIP voter says:

    My office has denied me watching the video as it is after 2pm

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    Gillian Duffy says:

    Where are all these rappers flocking from?

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  18. 49
    Anonymous says:

    This is a cynical tactic by UKIP to gain more urban black supporters by enlisting American rappers.

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  19. 56
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    And to be continued nationwide in your home or near you from 1 Jan 2014

    h**p://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2517391/Bulgarian-burglar-string-offences-homeland-jailed-breaking-house-just-days-arriving-UK.html

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  20. 58
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    And to be continued nationwide in your home or near you from 1 Jan

    dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2517391/Bulgarian-burglar-string-offences-homeland-jailed-breaking-house-just-days-arriving-UK.html

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  21. 60
    The shape of things to come, no wonder everyone will be Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    A Bulgarian burglar who was allowed into the UK despite having a string of convictions for theft and burglary has been jailed after he broke into a home just eight days after arriving in the country.
    Emil Metodiev, 32, was caught red-handed with items from the burglary in Thorpe Bay, Essex, and pleaded guilty to the break-in earlier this year. He was jailed for 16 months at Basildon Crown Court yesterday.

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    • 65
      In other words.. says:

      Accommodation and three square meals a day for up to 16 months.

      Plus Sky subscription. He’s going to see more Premiership games than most me!

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      • 67
        (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

        A home from home for 8 months, that’ll see out the winter anyway and a guaranteed council flat in Clacton, the perfect place to kiddy fiddle and burglarise to ones hearts content.

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  22. 61
    Araucaria says:

    Former Spads seem to recruit a better quality of Rapper. While Mail claims Hectorships merry. Which amuse. They are less exciting than obtaining the services of wigger northern battle rappers – replete with convictions for possession with intent to supply.

    The Tory Battle Rapper connection is far more intriguing. Far more scandalous. The Flowers of Evil returneth.

    1 Across (7 8)
    2 Down (11 5)

    Does nobody do crosswords any more?

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  23. 68
    broderick crawford says:

    VOICE OF RUSSIA RADIO NEWS TODAY 1900 HRS GMT

    ” the prime minister dined today on boiled lobster”

    Makes a change from jonson s plat du jour

    ” marinated oyster card “

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  24. 75
    Richard says:

    I stuck 16 seconds of it. Is that a record (no pun ‘tended) and do I get a prize?

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  25. 77
    Anonymous says:

    What a tune! If there were an extended version, I’d pay for a download.

    UKIP need to get this video onto each side of a trailer, with a sweet sound system, and drive it around London. This tune could be UKIP’s “things can only get better” moment.

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  26. 78
    Ralph Millband from beyond the grave says:

    UKIP …. Over taken the Tories in the North….. Oh dear, not going to end well for Cast Iron Cameron is it.

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“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

I presume he was keen for us to know that he has one — and that she’s not a ‘beard’. I don’t think he does anything without calculation.”



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