December 3rd, 2013

WATCH: UKIP Rap (If You Dare)


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    Boris Johnson says:

    I am a twat.

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    Dr Dre says:

    Yo dawg! That shit was tight!

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    The Artful Dodger says:

    …in the order of twats!

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    Call Me Dulalee Dave, Bum Sex is Important,its the right thing to do says:

    But I am the biggest twat of this Century !!

    and the rest of the knows it as well…..

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    Mike Newland says:

    Is this supposed to help UKIP or harm it?

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    Prefer Die Walküre actually.

    Has anyone attempted setting that to rap yet?

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    *yawn* says:

    Farage has changed.

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    One for all the homophobes here says:

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    What else could I have meant?


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    Vote UKIP says:

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    Popeye says:

    It might be good, shame I could only understand a word here and there. Still havn’t figured out if it’s an insult or a compliment but I did hear Nigell Farraage a couple of times.

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    Adolf Hitler says:

    Over my dead body!

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    Owen Jones says:

    Nigel Farage has black himself up.

    That is a racist hate crime arrest him.

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    Dave Cameron says:

    Bum sex for all, vote for me.

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    A hard-working family says:

    We agree

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    Crispin Blunt, Nigel Evans, Alan Duncan, Ted Heath, Leo Britun, Margot James says:

    Too true, duckie!

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    No bloody consideration, that's the problem. says:

    Yeah, well, arrest the rapper for discriminating against the hard of hearing – how’s anyone supposed to lip read him when he’s got his hand covering his mouth?

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    Black Jack Dromy says:

    I think that Tom Daly would look really lush if he had a really dark tan.

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    What a plonka says:

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I don’t – bastard

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    A hard-working family says:

    Nice try, troll, but no cigar. Everyone knows that the Nazis, being socialists, have far mroe in common with the Labour Party than with any other British political parties currently in Westminster.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Michael my knob's bigger than Mick Jagger's Gove says:

    Afeared I’m using your usual schtick bonnie lad, noo feck off and eat you scraps and chips

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    I learned to read with a slate and pencil says:

    Any fool kows that the problem is not just about the numbers of good teachers: there will be good teachers under any system.

    The problem is that there are more and more useless tick-box teachers coasting along and peddling their rancid ideology as a means of hiding their mediocrity.

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    State-school teachers should be punished with death says:

    Gove can say what he likes about teachers, the only thing we need pay attention to is the international league table of education standards. And it says we’re at the f*cking bottom.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’m diggin’ the backing music (very soulful). I’d like to know more about this dude!

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    Ed Ballsup says:

    Schools must not produce winners.

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    Is this a demon? says:


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    UKIP voter says:

    My office has denied me watching the video as it is after 2pm

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    NUT says:

    Doesn’t anybody think of the Pilgrims ?

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    NeoLabour Voter says:

    I’m a complete mong. A frothing raving loony.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    “Is this a demon?”

    No, just a goofy cnut.

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    Teacher says:

    Standards are based on form-filling.
    Quantity over quality.

    But I don’t know how they measure the standards, becasue nobody ever reads the forms.

    In this email the readers of Gheedough’s blog have been introduce to the concept of form filling as the replacement for teaching
    The readers include vulnerable groups like fruit-cakes and loons who do not have the benefit of reading the guardian. I have made special attention to them by passing on their ip addresses to the social services.
    Most of the readers are orphans, becasue they are elderly retired brigadeers and market traders, or they have been removed fromt their parents who failed to display no-smoking signs in the nursary.
    Members af all races, faiths, sexual orientations and ages are iclusively invited to read this email. 5 minutes shall be allocated to read the email and 15 minutes for composing and sending a reply including a reference to Diane Abbott’s weight or Gordon’s mental health issues.
    Younger readers may reply blaming then tories once they have finished their homework, finished their beans on toast for tea, and changed their bedsheets (see policy on youth inclusion by Owen’s mum)

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    A Yoof proud of his linguistic ability says:

    That’s German for crisps, isn’t it?

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    UKIP or bust says:

    That rapper want’s to watch they don’t take his kids away.

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    Teacher says:

    Sorry about the spelling mistakes up there, but that is no longer a learning value addition factor.

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    Jackie treehorn says:

    Creepers anonymous.

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    A Grocer says:

    Please don’t waste apostrophes. One day they may run out.

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    Jackie treehorn says:

    Top comment.

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    Enriched Employee says:

    Ah, it’s now your time to kneel down on the floor and face East I assume.

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    Emily's mum says:

    Wearing short skirts in Westminster is not a good idea, love.

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    Yoof says:


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    Simples says:

    We’ll have to insert an apostrophe to show where there’s a missing apostrophe. Oh, wait…

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    NUT says:

    You make no allowance for mandatory prayer times for our members.

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    Gillian Duffy says:

    Where are all these rappers flocking from?

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    Anonymous says:

    This is a cynical tactic by UKIP to gain more urban black supporters by enlisting American rappers.

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    Wait - what! says:

    We all know that the only real things holding back education are the teaching unions and the education authorities.
    Get those two under control and we can once again teach properly.

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    Anonymous says:

    ‘puddled’ more like

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Dire Maguire.

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    don't forget says:

    What about Russell Brand?

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    hang on a min says:

    Uni staff on strike again today-only 28% voted in the ballot.
    Do students get a refund on their fees?

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    but says:

    Has he been CRB checked?

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    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    And to be continued nationwide in your home or near you from 1 Jan 2014


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    Crazy Cat Lady says:

    Now you have gone and confused a whole gang of neo-Nazi’s who are currently railing against cultural Marxism.

    It is folk like you who are endlessly confusing and splintering hard-working nazi’s everywhere.

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    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    And to be continued nationwide in your home or near you from 1 Jan

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    Crazy Cat Lady says:

    UKIP is the ‘alternative’ party. Next thing is that UKIP will represent the 1%’ers at occupy rallies. Before you know it, Russell Brand will be promoting UKIP to the vote-shy public. I await the Anonymous pro-UKIP video, complete with robotic voice and a guido fawkes mask.

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    The shape of things to come, no wonder everyone will be Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    A Bulgarian burglar who was allowed into the UK despite having a string of convictions for theft and burglary has been jailed after he broke into a home just eight days after arriving in the country.
    Emil Metodiev, 32, was caught red-handed with items from the burglary in Thorpe Bay, Essex, and pleaded guilty to the break-in earlier this year. He was jailed for 16 months at Basildon Crown Court yesterday.

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    Araucaria says:

    Former Spads seem to recruit a better quality of Rapper. While Mail claims Hectorships merry. Which amuse. They are less exciting than obtaining the services of wigger northern battle rappers – replete with convictions for possession with intent to supply.

    The Tory Battle Rapper connection is far more intriguing. Far more scandalous. The Flowers of Evil returneth.

    1 Across (7 8)
    2 Down (11 5)

    Does nobody do crosswords any more?

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    Jack Dromey says:

    Vote Ukip.

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    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Long long list of twats available including but not restricted to…..

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    Anonymous says:


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    In other words.. says:

    Accommodation and three square meals a day for up to 16 months.

    Plus Sky subscription. He’s going to see more Premiership games than most me!

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    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Not if youre a boy or a professional diver!

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    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    A home from home for 8 months, that’ll see out the winter anyway and a guaranteed council flat in Clacton, the perfect place to kiddy fiddle and burglarise to ones hearts content.

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    broderick crawford says:


    ” the prime minister dined today on boiled lobster”

    Makes a change from jonson s plat du jour

    ” marinated oyster card “

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    broderick crawford says:

    I just love the smell of European jackboot in the morning .

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    Jabba Le Chat says:

    The rap mess is about as coherent as Ukip itself…

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    broderick crawford says:



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    broderick crawford says:

    if a house has four walls each facing south and boris jonson is leaning against one of its outer walls what colour is boris jonson s brain after being frazzled by ferrari .

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    Anonymous says:

    The real problem with falling standards is the number of immigrants in the schools whose first language is not english. Do not blame the teachers- they have to concentrate on teaching basic skills to immigrants leaving the english kids to just get on with things. These poor little sods get minimal education. Believe me, the education system can only get worse.

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    Just Saying says:

    Truly forgetable.

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    Richard says:

    I stuck 16 seconds of it. Is that a record (no pun ‘tended) and do I get a prize?

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    Richard says:

    They were certainly ejjukatd under Labour, but nothing is going to change, I’m afraid. Our kids are useless, first year University barely matches ‘O’-level forty years ago and that’s the way the Westminster elite like it. Were it not so it would never have got this bad and they would have done something about it years ago.

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    Anonymous says:

    What a tune! If there were an extended version, I’d pay for a download.

    UKIP need to get this video onto each side of a trailer, with a sweet sound system, and drive it around London. This tune could be UKIP’s “things can only get better” moment.

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    Ralph Millband from beyond the grave says:

    UKIP …. Over taken the Tories in the North….. Oh dear, not going to end well for Cast Iron Cameron is it.

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    Ruff Justice says:

    Nigel will be learning the words for the next UKIP Conference.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Nigel’s missus will translate it for him.

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    Tom Catesby. says:

    Has she been campaigning for gordo?

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