December 3rd, 2013

Quote of the Day

John Bercow on his political love life:

“I am by choice politically celibate, but I am not a political eunuch.”


  1. 1
    Mr Miliband says:


  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Celibate and eunuch. Not two words in his wife’s vocabulary apparently!

    • 7
      Making John oh-so-proud, Slutty Sally says:

      Ah, I’m gagging for a beer – look, I’ll shag you for two cans of Stella? OK?

      OK, one can? I’ll give you the shag of your life for one can.

      Half a can?

  3. 3
    johnsix says:

    But he is a short arse with a Napoleon complex, which amounts to the same thing.

  4. 4
    John Bercow says:

    Impotent in matters concerning my wife’s behaviour

  5. 5
    John Bercow says:

    I am a very impotent person politically I’ll have you know.

  6. 6
    The Squeeker says:

    I’d just like to add that I pretty-much represent everything that’s wrong with Westminster.

  7. 9
    The Sun says:

    Judging by the fanny to face height ration between him and his missus ‘pussy whipped’ would best describe his own love life.

  8. 10
    Kick the foreign city of London out of England says:

    Not a eunuch but a cuckold by Gypsy Joe.

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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”

Nick Clegg says:

Do you want lies with that?

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