December 3rd, 2013

Quote of the Day

John Bercow on his political love life:

“I am by choice politically celibate, but I am not a political eunuch.”


  1. 1
    Mr Miliband says:


  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Celibate and eunuch. Not two words in his wife’s vocabulary apparently!

    • 7
      Making John oh-so-proud, Slutty Sally says:

      Ah, I’m gagging for a beer – look, I’ll shag you for two cans of Stella? OK?

      OK, one can? I’ll give you the shag of your life for one can.

      Half a can?

  3. 3
    johnsix says:

    But he is a short arse with a Napoleon complex, which amounts to the same thing.

  4. 4
    John Bercow says:

    Impotent in matters concerning my wife’s behaviour

  5. 5
    John Bercow says:

    I am a very impotent person politically I’ll have you know.

  6. 6
    The Squeeker says:

    I’d just like to add that I pretty-much represent everything that’s wrong with Westminster.

  7. 9
    The Sun says:

    Judging by the fanny to face height ration between him and his missus ‘pussy whipped’ would best describe his own love life.

  8. 10
    Kick the foreign city of London out of England says:

    Not a eunuch but a cuckold by Gypsy Joe.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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