December 2nd, 2013

Wendi & Tony: Vanity Affair


If Tony Blair thinks the Mail on Sunday is the only one digging for dirt on his mallarkey with Wendy Deng, he is wrong. Vanity Fair magazine is doing its own in depth probe beneath the Deng bedsheets due for publication in the New Year. Back in 2003 it was during a Vanity Fair interview with Blair about the then PM’s religion, that spin doctor Alastair Campbell butted in with the immortal words: “We don’t do God.” This time Vanity Fair wants to know if Wendi did Tony… so to speak.

Fact: after two weeks of steamy revelations in the MoS, not a single person, not Blair, his office or a single person on his behalf has offered an on the record denial of an affair. What can it mean?


  1. 1
    Big Bad Boris says:

    I would.


  2. 2
    Im Voting UKIP says:

    I have been waiting for the downfall of this sanctimonious TWAT for some time.

    Will order extra popcorn & will sit back and enjoy watching him burn & squirm !!


    • 48
      Wendy Lawyer says:

      The divorce settlement shall be Deng gets the newspapers.
      She can do what she likes with them.


    • 158
      Ruff Justice says:

      He won’t BURN – he’s Teflon Tony. If he goes down, he’ll take others with him.
      He’s got property in Iraq you know – 2 camels. Isn’t he going to The Lords? Lord Tony, got a nice ring to it.
      (It’s the drink!)


      • 205
        Laughing hangman says:

        He will burn when Murdoch flames his ass.


        • 209
          Tom Catesby. says:

          They will have the dirt on each other, but Murdoch has got less milage to go, so WTF has he to lose by grssing up b.liar?


        • 232
          Curiouser and curiouser says:

          Might this affair just possibly be the blackmail that Bush used to get Tone (and us) involved in an illegal war?

          Answers on a postcard to Guy News for further investigation.


  3. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will mainly be a pain of glass.


  4. 4
    Hang The Bostards says:

    Lets face it, would you want to fuck Cherie “Mong Face” Blair ?


  5. 5
    18th Century politician says:

    It just means that Rupee couldn’t get it up anymore and Wendy has needs. Bit desperate selecting Bliar though. Might have been worse could have been Brown!


    • 53
      Gordon Brown says:

      This isn’t about coitus again, is it?
      I’ve done all that..back in 2006 i was told it was necessary so I did it..I’m not doing it again!


    • 93
      Tom Gayley says:

      Tom Dayley being ‘off the menu’ what choice did she have? Blair has had to put up with ‘Letter Box Mouth’ for years. I almost feel sorry for him, except for the fact that he is a c**t.


    • 221
      Wendi now Deng says:

      Saw him, had him, and rupee got rid of him and all his works.


  6. 6
    Lord Leveson says:

    Leveson rule one : Thou must not criticize Saint Blair.

    Remove this post at once Guido Fawkes!


  7. 7
    Cliff Richard says:

    Not now Tony


  8. 8

    Tone it down Tone innit?


  9. 9
    John Ward (Medway) says:

    This looks like it could turn into something of a Deng-Dong…


  10. 10
    David says:

    Perhaps there’s nothing to comment on? (Perhaps, I said.)


    • 92
      broderick crawford says:


      Don t think I m going to be fooled a second time by your catapault slingshot , loser .

      This time I m wearing a bulletproof forehead .!


  11. 12
    Dim Sum says:

    This gossip is common knowledge in Hiong Kiong.


  12. 14
    Archbishop C*nterbury (wonga-CEO) says:

    When will it all end….


  13. 15
    Kebab Time says:

    Is there anyone on this planet that Tony Blair has not screwed?


  14. 16
    Web manager says:

    Numbering system gone tits-up (i.e 2 x no.10s)


  15. 17

    Once again Tony has come unstuck chasing after the letters W, M and D. Although Wendi Deng Murchdoch can launch in 45 milliseconds, as the pie flinger found out to his cost.


  16. 19
    Tony Blair says:

    I did to Wendi what I did to Britain and Iraq. What is important is.


  17. 20
    Hoo Flung Deng says:

    You just cannot beat the manic grin of a mas murderer, plus he’s nearly as rich now as my wrinkly old ex.


  18. 23
    Orson Cart says:

    No.10 in bed with the press – Nothing new.


  19. 26
    Someone says:

    Chinese business is happy to do business with the west.

    They are not really very interested in doing business with the British.


  20. 28
    anon says:

    Oooow I’m so excited. Oh dear god please let it be true


    • 40
      Xapping, the Great Helmsman says:

      Of course we want to do business with you

      You are at 1% of our trade and rising…


  21. 29
    Tony Blair says:

    What is important is that I no longer even live in the country I ruined. Instead I go around the world looking what I am: a filthy gangster.


  22. 31
    Tony Blair is history says:

    Let’s hope Rupert now digs out his book containing all of Tony’s skeletons, and I’m not talking about the million dead Iraqis.


  23. 32
    Wendi says:

    Me rove Tony rong time. I give sucky sucky for ten mirrion dorra.


    • 37
      Body and Money Bags Bliar says:

      “ten mirrion dorra.”

      Peanuts to a true champagne national socialist like me darling!


      • 45
        Office of Tony Blair says:

        Just a tax deduction really…


      • 49
        Pope Francis says:

        Matthew 16:26
        English Standard Version (ESV)

        26 For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul?

        Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?


        • 68
          Body and Money Bags Bliar says:

          Well I was hoping that since I came over to your side of the fence so to speak, I should be able to confess all the murders, war crimes, crimes against humanity, crimes against the British economy and general fornication.

          Thus ensuring that St Peter guides me through the correct channels in due course! Well I am praying, obviously.


          • nellnewman. says:

            Praying or paying? There are people who believe, and I feel sure saintbliar is one of them, that if you give loads of money to charity you can wash your soul clean of all its sins!


          • Charity begins at home says:

            Yup, every little helps to pad the Chairman’s wallet and our lovely new glass head offices in the most expensive parts of town.


        • 85
          Fook Yu Wendi says:

          Ah Seoul.


          • broderick crawford says:

            well he did say he is now a left footer .

            perhaps he is looking to out -asset the Vatican .


    • 134
      FFS says:

      Ten mirrion dorra? Jesus Wendi I could have quite a party in Bangkok with that kind of money. And all the PVC outfits money can buy.


  24. 33
    Tony Blair says:

    Look ….what people are more focused about is educashun educashsun educashun…

    and on this particular matter I say … “waffle, waffle waffle waffle” …. so really we had no choice but to invade Iraq and save the lives of thousands of innocent citizens.


  25. 34
    Body and Money Bags Bliar says:

    I can now confirm the answer to the 64 million pounds question, yes, yes, I know i’m worth more than that now, it definitely goes horizontal!


  26. 35
    Confucius says:

    Vanity Fair for Vanity Blair



  27. 38
    Cherie says:

    Tony, why don’t you make love to me any more? It’s that Deng woman, isn’t it? Or that C*plin woman? Or one of Gaddafi’s sex slaves you said “Hi girls” to? Or one of the other women you fuck while telling everyone you’re a devout christian.


  28. 39
    nellnewman says:

    I think David Cameron and Tom Daley make cute couple in a hypothetical world of course.


    • 75
      nellnewman. says:

      Ah you are still about then? No thoughts yet on a possible suitable moniker that you might like to use for yourself? You do very much resemble mr militwit the man with a blank sheet of paper and no thoughts of his own.


      • 121
        a non says:

        Imitation the highest form of flattery Nell.
        Like SC you have entered the realms of the super blogger!
        How can a little lady in Norfolk arouse such venom from placing simple, everyday commenting.


  29. 41
    Liblabcon says:

    Apparently he misled her on the size and severity of the weaponry on offer. Force of habit.


  30. 43
    Office of Tony Blair says:

    I am not having an affair with Miss Ding at this moment in time…

    As my chum used to say about Monika…


  31. 44
    Tone - I'm a Pretty Straight Sort of Guy says:

    I do sometimes wonder, will I or will I not – go down in history as the greatest Prime Minister in the long and wonderful story of this sceptered isle?


    • 54
      The War Trials Tribunal says:

      You’ll go down alright.


    • 71
      nellnewman. says:

      When chilcot eventually plucks up the courage to publish the papers against you , you certainly not be regarded as our greatest PM but maybe our greatest lying PM.


  32. 47
    Gordon Jaw Dropping Brown says:

    I may have said it before, there will be no return to boom and bust.

    Mainly sort of, well, bust really.


    • 63
      Gordon Brown says:

      I ended the uncertainty of cyclical boom and bust by ensuring perpetual bust.


      • 83
        Ed Twelvety Balls says:

        Just wait until you see what I have planned if Len McCluskey – er, I mean Ed Miliband – wins the election!


  33. 50
    Rev Flowers says:

    Tony can just ask for Absolution. All cleared.


  34. 51
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    If Blair is doing Wendi, who is Booth passing the time with. Surely not another notch on McShame’s bedpost.


  35. 55
    Dr G Brown says:

    Why is no-one talking about my… er… friendship with Ena Sharples? We were an item you know.


  36. 61
  37. 64
    nellnewman. says:

    Oh it can’t be – it possibly can’t be! saint bliar would never never do something to besmirch his squeaky clean image!! Surely his focus on that fast buck has never wavered? Has it?


  38. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Did he-didn’t he ????

    Remember that enduring morning after image of Cherie ?

    Doomed to waking up next to that every morning I would, wouldn’t you ???


    • 76
      Body and Money Bags Bliar says:

      My thoughts exactly as the last strains of ” Things Can Only Get Better ( well for me, anyway)” were fading from my ears on that wonderful morning back in 97.


      • 172
        an Auz bagpipe playing Jock says:

        Yep I’d certainly put my diggery do in that fcuking chinese take away rather than fcuking old english sour puss who has only attracted a auzzie con man………

        No bleeding breeding being of doubtful sco*use genes along the line…..

        Good on yer Bruce……pass another tinnie…..


  39. 70
    The office of Cherie and Wendi and Tony Blair says:

    Hey! Paul Dacre! Give us £10 mil and we’ll spill the beans.


  40. 74
    Timoson says:

    What can it mean? Guilty as charged.

    Rupert’s security people are not stupid, they’d have known and told Rupey and that’s why he booted her out. But she’s married well twice before, each time to a richer guy, and she’ll probably do so again. This is the women that came to a house as the au pair or exchange student (i forget which) and ended up with the master of the house.


    • 84
      RBS Accountant says:

      I would think that if you take Bliar’s Swiss bank accounts into the equation he’s not many $’s behind the old cuckold.


  41. 82
    Anonymous says:

    The Beeboids had managed to airbrush Labour links to Murdoch from history and now look what happens – Ex Labour Leader Caught in Bed with Murdoch! More airbrushing required and fast!


    • 96
      Someone says:

      Relax. No-one is fooled.


    • 130
      The Labour Party and its supporters says:

      Blair is not and never has been one of us.
      He is a Tory.
      We were always against him.
      We always voted for him only because the Tories are evil … even though Tony was a Tory.
      Everything he did was the Tories’ fault


      • 184
        CCHQ Transsexual Spokeperson says:

        Kindly withdraw that slur, even we have standards + your not wearing a condom…
        St.Tony is much much lower than ours even though he’s the on going mentor of our beloved PM who legalised buggery which was the right thing to do…..


  42. 87
    25% youth unemployment says:


    • 110
      Scroungers Watch says:

      Yes, it has been quite an act.


    • 150
      nellnewman. says:

      Yep Greece is the absolute epitome of fiscal growth and social stability!! NOT!!

      What was bullyballs favourite saying whilst he was in government ‘ tell a lie often enough and the electorate will believe it’

      well mr barrosso, it didn’t work for bullyballs then and it won’t work for you now!!!


    • 181
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

      He probably believed that China performed even better than average during the “great leap forward” as he’s a maoist FFS.


  43. 89
    He's mad. It was far cheaper before the Euro. B onkers Totally BONKERS says:


    • 98
      Google Translate says:

      Blah blah blah blah blah


    • 145
      FFS says:

      I have been to Spain many times and every time it is impressed upon me just how “foreign” the Spanish really are.

      In any case, you utter moron, how can you “consolidate an identity” based on “diversity”. The only way you can have an indentity which is also diverse is if you have a multiple-personality disorder.


  44. 90

    Tony Blair and Wendy Deng
    They each are worth a buck.
    And every time they play away
    They have a rampant cup of tea.

    (Still practising on this in the hope of perfecting it.)


    • 139
      Universal Hiss says:

      Don’t give up your evening job.

      Blows kisses. Ha!

      Sucks smoke.


      • 189
        Elsie Smith of Worthing.... says:

        Is that a special type of Green Tea they’ve been drinking or is it straight from
        the furry cup…..???


    • 200
      Cynic says:

      There was a young girl from Hong Kong
      Met a man with a very big dong
      Course I love you he said
      As they slipped into bed
      Look, my dossier’s big thick and long


  45. 91
  46. 95
    Unelected bureaucrat Orders Sovereign Nation's internal Affairs. CUNT says:


  47. 104
    I'm Voting UKIP says:

    Why doesnt the lying bastard just take a lie detector test to prove these stories wrong !


  48. 105
    Hildebrand in the Fox & Werrity says:

    Weren’t we all in it together ?

    Executive pay has soared in last 5years mainly by screwing down on employee wages and millions struggle to feed their families


    • 117
      Cynic says:

      Tony has been screwing down on something too


    • 119
      broderick crawford says:

      Phillip you old rogue, you still coining it ?

      I see you ditched that currency exchange teller and are now “escorting”

      Miss Russian Breadbasket .

      Keep ploughing the furrow .


    • 123
      M Barrass says:

      I hadn’t realised this government had been so successful. The Conservative Party exists to ensure the working man and woman gets as small a slice of the national cake as possible, but to reduce it by £5K a year in one parliament is an achievement indeed.

      Well done David and George. Dom Perignon all round!


    • 151
      FFS says:

      When you say “in the last five years” I presume you mean “going back to 2008 just before Gordon fucked everything up”


  49. 113
    Just thinking out loud says:

    Blair does nothing without substantial payment. Perhaps he was paid, and the old man watched.


  50. 118
    Universal Hiss says:

    Yes,all this yatter,yatter.

    Who will nail this piece of shit to a coffee table?


  51. 120
    Middle-aged married bloke says:

    I wouldn’t swap my unspectacular bedroom life for a money-grabbing slut like Deng nor a money-grabbing slut like Mrs Blair.
    I’m pretty sure my wife would turn down Blair and Murdoch too, for all their money.

    Envy is never a cause for despising these people. If anything we should feel pity.


  52. 127
    Huntwatch says:

    The number of high earners in British banks rose 11% last year, with more than 2,700 people raking in above £833,000 at an average £1.6m – a rise of 35%.

    Austerity….what austerity? Break out the Bollinger!


  53. 129
    Liar Cameron before the election says:

    No bank employee will receive a bonus of more than £2500


  54. 133

    The warfare crimes of Tony Blair
    Were worldwide seen as heinous.
    He buggered up the Middle East
    And the MySpace Chinese Venus.

    Go on… You did not think it would climax quite like that, did you?


    • 149
      Universal Hiss says:

      You’re not SC are you?

      If you are you’ve had some very nasty Polish spirit.Spit it out.


  55. 135
    ANON says:

    I bet the supposedly Left-wing newspaper are putting just as much effort into digging around. I wonder also if any newspapers have found any connection between Millband Senior and the Marxist commune featured in all the papers for the last few weeks?


  56. 137
    Cynic says:

    I feel really sad for poor Cherie in all of this ………honest ………no …………really


  57. 138
    Nemesis says:

    Just the sight of Blair’s face is enough to make me retch. What a foul, vile man he is. And to think he fooled much of the country with his rhetoric and lies. What creature makes millions of pounds on the backs of war dead! A truly disgusting reptile.


  58. 141
    David Cameron says:

    Thank God for thick people, they keep voting Tory


  59. 176
    A Mogul from the Media says:

    So is he shagging her or not?


  60. 180
    Lord Lucan says:

    tell them to go and get fucked


  61. 190
    Agent Orange says:

    Whatever else you might think of me, I’m well-trained at striking a consistent pose :


  62. 194
    Chinese Dave's Other Obsession says:

    Iain Dale is propagandizing for the gays this evening. He is pretending that he thinks that Tom Daley being gay is ‘news’, whereas it is really juts an opportunity for the gay media mafia to twaddle on and on about gayness to the exclusion of anything of interest to the majority of the population.


  63. 203
    John says:

    The thing is, if Tony “doesn’t do God”, was that because he was doing Wendy instead?


  64. 206
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Dare any msm journo ask if she’s had any other of Rupe’s boys / underlings?


  65. 213
    cover a real story, dickhead says:

    it means who gives a shit


  66. 222
    pipedream says:

    For the record there has been a considerable amount of comment in some Israeli newspapers about Tony and Netanyahu’s wife too.

    Nothing from Cherie either?


  67. 223
    Hargeret Modge MP flipper and tax avoiding hypocrite. says:

    Bliar might no he is evil incarnate. But if he chooses wendi over cherie at least he has functioning eyesight. Wendi poor girl is clearly in need of some love life guidance.


  68. 226
    Anonymous says:

    One for the Sun. A bit of a “Deng Dong”


  69. 227
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Deng, Deng, for whom does the Tone, Bell, I wonder?

    I had a surprise, once. I covered an event where Mrs Cherie Blair was appearing and, in real life, I was surprised to realise that she was rather pretty. Not camera friendly, poor love. Not even the pictures I took.


    • 243
      Matilda says:

      So did I – and her main purpose was to grab as many freebies as she could carry and get the car straight back to the airport asap.


  70. 229
    Cherie says:

    My Favourite photo of Tony


  71. 231
    fed-up in britain says:



  72. 245
    Ebay says:

    I’m doing a crossword in today’s Sun and I’m stuck. Two letters 4 words and 5. What’s rotten to the core and comes in little yellow bags?

    Any ideas


  73. 247
    Des Aster says:

    Mmmmmm Wendy deng DONG!


  74. 249
    Cherie Blair says:

    Tony has always had a thing for Chinese take-away.


  75. 250
    Anonymous says:

    I think the phone has been photo-shopped in to the picture.
    Tony is actually giving a two fingers to the camera.
    How very rude.


  76. 252
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    My Cherie no more.


  77. 253
  78. 254
    Wendi Murdoch Deng says:

    Tony Blair discovered with WMD


  79. 255
    Cummagen says:

    Can anyone make out the name on her badge?


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