December 2nd, 2013

Wendi & Tony: Vanity Affair


If Tony Blair thinks the Mail on Sunday is the only one digging for dirt on his mallarkey with Wendy Deng, he is wrong. Vanity Fair magazine is doing its own in depth probe beneath the Deng bedsheets due for publication in the New Year. Back in 2003 it was during a Vanity Fair interview with Blair about the then PM’s religion, that spin doctor Alastair Campbell butted in with the immortal words: “We don’t do God.” This time Vanity Fair wants to know if Wendi did Tony… so to speak.

Fact: after two weeks of steamy revelations in the MoS, not a single person, not Blair, his office or a single person on his behalf has offered an on the record denial of an affair. What can it mean?


  1. 1
    Big Bad Boris says:

    I would.

  2. 2
    Im Voting UKIP says:

    I have been waiting for the downfall of this sanctimonious TWAT for some time.

    Will order extra popcorn & will sit back and enjoy watching him burn & squirm !!

  3. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will mainly be a pain of glass.

  4. 4
    Hang The Bostards says:

    Lets face it, would you want to fuck Cherie “Mong Face” Blair ?

  5. 5
    18th Century politician says:

    It just means that Rupee couldn’t get it up anymore and Wendy has needs. Bit desperate selecting Bliar though. Might have been worse could have been Brown!

  6. 6
    Lord Leveson says:

    Leveson rule one : Thou must not criticize Saint Blair.

    Remove this post at once Guido Fawkes!

  7. 7
    Cliff Richard says:

    Not now Tony

  8. 8

    Tone it down Tone innit?

  9. 9
    John Ward (Medway) says:

    This looks like it could turn into something of a Deng-Dong…

  10. 10
    David says:

    Perhaps there’s nothing to comment on? (Perhaps, I said.)

  11. 11
    Jimmy Wong says:

    So would I

  12. 12
    Dim Sum says:

    This gossip is common knowledge in Hiong Kiong.

  13. 13
    Orson Cart says:

    That massive oblong gob always reminds me of the front end of a JCB digger.

  14. 14
    Archbishop C*nterbury (wonga-CEO) says:

    When will it all end….

  15. 15
    Kebab Time says:

    Is there anyone on this planet that Tony Blair has not screwed?

  16. 16
    Web manager says:

    Numbering system gone tits-up (i.e 2 x no.10s)

  17. 17

    Once again Tony has come unstuck chasing after the letters W, M and D. Although Wendi Deng Murchdoch can launch in 45 milliseconds, as the pie flinger found out to his cost.

  18. 18
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today – I feel I must, openly and without any embarrassment , declare that I am in a loving relationship with a man.

    I have uploaded a full video explanation to Youtube.

    Thank you.

  19. 19
    Tony Blair says:

    I did to Wendi what I did to Britain and Iraq. What is important is.

  20. 20
    Hoo Flung Deng says:

    You just cannot beat the manic grin of a mas murderer, plus he’s nearly as rich now as my wrinkly old ex.

  21. 21
    Darth Balls says:

    Anything is better than slot gob

  22. 22
    Greasy says:


  23. 23
    Orson Cart says:

    No.10 in bed with the press – Nothing new.

  24. 24
    Darth Balls says:

    I know the wife is a big girl, but that’s a bit harsh……

  25. 25
    Dark Baron Manglesbum of Boy in The County of Pants says:


  26. 26
    Someone says:

    Chinese business is happy to do business with the west.

    They are not really very interested in doing business with the British.

  27. 27
    Handycock whipping it out says:

    I certainly would. Does she have any daughters? Boaz.

  28. 28
    anon says:

    Oooow I’m so excited. Oh dear god please let it be true

  29. 29
    Tony Blair says:

    What is important is that I no longer even live in the country I ruined. Instead I go around the world looking what I am: a filthy gangster.

  30. 30
    nudge-nudge says:

    It’s just the right size

  31. 31
    Tony Blair is history says:

    Let’s hope Rupert now digs out his book containing all of Tony’s skeletons, and I’m not talking about the million dead Iraqis.

  32. 32
    Wendi says:

    Me rove Tony rong time. I give sucky sucky for ten mirrion dorra.

  33. 33
    Tony Blair says:

    Look ….what people are more focused about is educashun educashsun educashun…

    and on this particular matter I say … “waffle, waffle waffle waffle” …. so really we had no choice but to invade Iraq and save the lives of thousands of innocent citizens.

  34. 34
    Body and Money Bags Bliar says:

    I can now confirm the answer to the 64 million pounds question, yes, yes, I know i’m worth more than that now, it definitely goes horizontal!

  35. 35
    Confucius says:

    Vanity Fair for Vanity Blair


  36. 36
    Mornington Crescent says:

    …starting about 4 months before the G.E.

  37. 37
    Body and Money Bags Bliar says:

    “ten mirrion dorra.”

    Peanuts to a true champagne national socialist like me darling!

  38. 38
    Cherie says:

    Tony, why don’t you make love to me any more? It’s that Deng woman, isn’t it? Or that C*plin woman? Or one of Gaddafi’s sex slaves you said “Hi girls” to? Or one of the other women you fuck while telling everyone you’re a devout christian.

  39. 39
    nellnewman says:

    I think David Cameron and Tom Daley make cute couple in a hypothetical world of course.

  40. 40
    Xapping, the Great Helmsman says:

    Of course we want to do business with you

    You are at 1% of our trade and rising…

  41. 41
    Liblabcon says:

    Apparently he misled her on the size and severity of the weaponry on offer. Force of habit.

  42. 42
    Frankie says:

    Wendy Deng has ‘previous’ for ‘jumping the bones’ of men who happen to be married to someone else, so why would we be suprised?

    That she has incredibly bad taste in blokes – Murdoch, Blair is unsuprising as well… if they are loaded, of course.

  43. 43
    Office of Tony Blair says:

    I am not having an affair with Miss Ding at this moment in time…

    As my chum used to say about Monika…

  44. 44
    Tone - I'm a Pretty Straight Sort of Guy says:

    I do sometimes wonder, will I or will I not – go down in history as the greatest Prime Minister in the long and wonderful story of this sceptered isle?

  45. 45
    Office of Tony Blair says:

    Just a tax deduction really…

  46. 46
    Nworb Nodrog says:

    Did someone hit him in the kisser? One front tooth lower jaw missing. Or did a Nokia miss the wall?

  47. 47
    Gordon Jaw Dropping Brown says:

    I may have said it before, there will be no return to boom and bust.

    Mainly sort of, well, bust really.

  48. 48
    Wendy Lawyer says:

    The divorce settlement shall be Deng gets the newspapers.
    She can do what she likes with them.

  49. 49
    Pope Francis says:

    Matthew 16:26
    English Standard Version (ESV)

    26 For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul?

    Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?

  50. 50
    Rev Flowers says:

    Tony can just ask for Absolution. All cleared.

  51. 51
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    If Blair is doing Wendi, who is Booth passing the time with. Surely not another notch on McShame’s bedpost.

  52. 52
    CSI Belgravia says:

    ” I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

    Just don’t check the stains DNA

  53. 53
    Gordon Brown says:

    This isn’t about coitus again, is it?
    I’ve done all that..back in 2006 i was told it was necessary so I did it..I’m not doing it again!

  54. 54
    The War Trials Tribunal says:

    You’ll go down alright.

  55. 55
    Dr G Brown says:

    Why is no-one talking about my… er… friendship with Ena Sharples? We were an item you know.

  56. 56
    TB says:

    I shall now have the ex-Murdoch papers to put over my side of the story.

  57. 57
    Gordon Brown says:

    Whatever happened to that double-barreled named ‘socialist’ w3ho flung the pie?

  58. 58
    Tone says:

    Cherie, I’ve told you before, if there’s anything to want to bring up then go through my PA.

  59. 59
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

    Why doesn’t this scumbag Socialist just disappear.

  60. 60
    broderick crawford says:


    I did !!

  61. 61
  62. 62
    Labour says:

    Iraq is Thatcher’s fault.

  63. 63
    Gordon Brown says:

    I ended the uncertainty of cyclical boom and bust by ensuring perpetual bust.

  64. 64
    nellnewman. says:

    Oh it can’t be – it possibly can’t be! saint bliar would never never do something to besmirch his squeaky clean image!! Surely his focus on that fast buck has never wavered? Has it?

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    He’s not my type.

  66. 66
    Hang the traitor says:

    And even the Mirror rubbing it in

    Badass Campbell must be losing his touch in thuggery

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Did he-didn’t he ????

    Remember that enduring morning after image of Cherie ?

    Doomed to waking up next to that every morning I would, wouldn’t you ???

  68. 68
    Body and Money Bags Bliar says:

    Well I was hoping that since I came over to your side of the fence so to speak, I should be able to confess all the murders, war crimes, crimes against humanity, crimes against the British economy and general fornication.

    Thus ensuring that St Peter guides me through the correct channels in due course! Well I am praying, obviously.

  69. 69
    A Doctor says:

    If her mouth is like that imagine what her minge must be like.

  70. 70
    The office of Cherie and Wendi and Tony Blair says:

    Hey! Paul Dacre! Give us £10 mil and we’ll spill the beans.

  71. 71
    nellnewman. says:

    When chilcot eventually plucks up the courage to publish the papers against you , you certainly not be regarded as our greatest PM but maybe our greatest lying PM.

  72. 72
    broderick crawford says:

    And will you return to your normal role tomorrow Gordon …..

    a PANE in the arse ?

  73. 73
  74. 74
    Timoson says:

    What can it mean? Guilty as charged.

    Rupert’s security people are not stupid, they’d have known and told Rupey and that’s why he booted her out. But she’s married well twice before, each time to a richer guy, and she’ll probably do so again. This is the women that came to a house as the au pair or exchange student (i forget which) and ended up with the master of the house.

  75. 75
    nellnewman. says:

    Ah you are still about then? No thoughts yet on a possible suitable moniker that you might like to use for yourself? You do very much resemble mr militwit the man with a blank sheet of paper and no thoughts of his own.

  76. 76
    Body and Money Bags Bliar says:

    My thoughts exactly as the last strains of ” Things Can Only Get Better ( well for me, anyway)” were fading from my ears on that wonderful morning back in 97.

  77. 77
    Tom Daley says:

    Oi! Stop trying to steal my thunder One-Eye!

  78. 78
    broderick crawford says:

    Although personally unable to comment from direct experience it is said that the ” smile” of the lower Asian lips is horizontal and not vertical .

    I suppose variety is the ” spice” of life …..

  79. 79
    Body and Money Bags Bliar says:

    Fast buck or fast f.uck all the same to me mate, love it all.

  80. 80
    nellnewman. says:

    Praying or paying? There are people who believe, and I feel sure saintbliar is one of them, that if you give loads of money to charity you can wash your soul clean of all its sins!

  81. 81
    broderick crawford says:

    sorry …

    that shoukd have read the wrong way round !!!!

    arse about face .

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    The Beeboids had managed to airbrush Labour links to Murdoch from history and now look what happens – Ex Labour Leader Caught in Bed with Murdoch! More airbrushing required and fast!

  83. 83
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Just wait until you see what I have planned if Len McCluskey – er, I mean Ed Miliband – wins the election!

  84. 84
    RBS Accountant says:

    I would think that if you take Bliar’s Swiss bank accounts into the equation he’s not many $’s behind the old cuckold.

  85. 85
    Fook Yu Wendi says:

    Ah Seoul.

  86. 86
    broderick crawford says:

    So children …. how many visitors to the
    Wendy House can you count ?

  87. 87
    25% youth unemployment says:

  88. 88
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    One, two, nine, four, umpteen, six… no, looks like all of Tony’s teeth are intact to me.

  89. 89
    He's mad. It was far cheaper before the Euro. B onkers Totally BONKERS says:

  90. 90

    Tony Blair and Wendy Deng
    They each are worth a buck.
    And every time they play away
    They have a rampant cup of tea.

    (Still practising on this in the hope of perfecting it.)

  91. 91
  92. 92
    broderick crawford says:


    Don t think I m going to be fooled a second time by your catapault slingshot , loser .

    This time I m wearing a bulletproof forehead .!

  93. 93
    Tom Gayley says:

    Tom Dayley being ‘off the menu’ what choice did she have? Blair has had to put up with ‘Letter Box Mouth’ for years. I almost feel sorry for him, except for the fact that he is a c**t.

  94. 94
    broderick crawford says:

    Yeah … hinself …. yet !!

  95. 95
    Unelected bureaucrat Orders Sovereign Nation's internal Affairs. CUNT says:

  96. 96
    Someone says:

    Relax. No-one is fooled.

  97. 97
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Most unfair. The way she embraced Movember this year was fantastic.

  98. 98
    Google Translate says:

    Blah blah blah blah blah

  99. 99
    PC Dixon says:


  100. 100
    Everyone in Europe says:

    They are only following your own undemocratic example

  101. 101
    a non says:

    b.c.- Fail

  102. 102
    broderick crawford says:

    He got married to whhoflungdung in ceremony officiated by mustaphafagg

  103. 103
    PC Dixon says:


  104. 104
    I'm Voting UKIP says:

    Why doesnt the lying bastard just take a lie detector test to prove these stories wrong !

  105. 105
    Hildebrand in the Fox & Werrity says:

    Weren’t we all in it together ?

    Executive pay has soared in last 5years mainly by screwing down on employee wages and millions struggle to feed their families

  106. 106
    Where is a firing Squad when you need one? says:

    Like you did with the Irish vote you twat?

  107. 107
    The dregs says:

    Campbell is the dregs of the dregs.

  108. 108
    Cynic says:

    I would too ….with her that is

  109. 109
    Cynic says:

    Tony and Wendi are doing a selfie. We can only assume that slot gub is reduced to doing a selfie at home on her own

  110. 110
    Scroungers Watch says:

    Yes, it has been quite an act.

  111. 111
    broderick crawford says:

    well he did say he is now a left footer .

    perhaps he is looking to out -asset the Vatican .

  112. 112
    have a nigella says:

    Guido only panics when its 4 x 2s

  113. 113
    Just thinking out loud says:

    Blair does nothing without substantial payment. Perhaps he was paid, and the old man watched.

  114. 114

    Remind me. If it twitches, does that mean it’s the truth or a lie?

  115. 115
    A Practised Liar says:

    Lie detector tests don’t work.

  116. 116
    Cynic says:

    So if we protest in Brussels and force you out of power that’s OK then …….great

  117. 117
    Cynic says:

    Tony has been screwing down on something too

  118. 118
    Universal Hiss says:

    Yes,all this yatter,yatter.

    Who will nail this piece of shit to a coffee table?

  119. 119
    broderick crawford says:

    Phillip you old rogue, you still coining it ?

    I see you ditched that currency exchange teller and are now “escorting”

    Miss Russian Breadbasket .

    Keep ploughing the furrow .

  120. 120
    Middle-aged married bloke says:

    I wouldn’t swap my unspectacular bedroom life for a money-grabbing slut like Deng nor a money-grabbing slut like Mrs Blair.
    I’m pretty sure my wife would turn down Blair and Murdoch too, for all their money.

    Envy is never a cause for despising these people. If anything we should feel pity.

  121. 121
    a non says:

    Imitation the highest form of flattery Nell.
    Like SC you have entered the realms of the super blogger!
    How can a little lady in Norfolk arouse such venom from placing simple, everyday commenting.

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    No. Toni and Sexi Wendi are doing a jointi.

  123. 123
    M Barrass says:

    I hadn’t realised this government had been so successful. The Conservative Party exists to ensure the working man and woman gets as small a slice of the national cake as possible, but to reduce it by £5K a year in one parliament is an achievement indeed.

    Well done David and George. Dom Perignon all round!

  124. 124
    Ryan says:

    No, Toni and Sexi Wendi are doing a jointi.

  125. 125
    FFS says:

    She’d look good in a black PVC catsuit with killer heels.

    Very good.

  126. 126
    Hamish says:

    In the above article, “Sources close to Mr Blair categorically deny he had an affair with Ms Deng.” Contraey to Guido’s claim in this post.

  127. 127
    Huntwatch says:

    The number of high earners in British banks rose 11% last year, with more than 2,700 people raking in above £833,000 at an average £1.6m – a rise of 35%.

    Austerity….what austerity? Break out the Bollinger!

  128. 128
    Alex says:

    Pointless – sociopaths can beat a lie detector test.

  129. 129
    Liar Cameron before the election says:

    No bank employee will receive a bonus of more than £2500

  130. 130
    The Labour Party and its supporters says:

    Blair is not and never has been one of us.
    He is a Tory.
    We were always against him.
    We always voted for him only because the Tories are evil … even though Tony was a Tory.
    Everything he did was the Tories’ fault

  131. 131
    FFS says:

    Let’s be honest, you didn’t exactly come out of the closet did you Tom?

    It was more a case of you realising that you were out of the closet and everybody had realised you were out of the closet before you admitted you were out of the closet.

  132. 132
    Bilda Berger says:

    “You fat, smug twat”, if you please.

  133. 133

    The warfare crimes of Tony Blair
    Were worldwide seen as heinous.
    He buggered up the Middle East
    And the MySpace Chinese Venus.

    Go on… You did not think it would climax quite like that, did you?

  134. 134
    FFS says:

    Ten mirrion dorra? Jesus Wendi I could have quite a party in Bangkok with that kind of money. And all the PVC outfits money can buy.

  135. 135
    ANON says:

    I bet the supposedly Left-wing newspaper are putting just as much effort into digging around. I wonder also if any newspapers have found any connection between Millband Senior and the Marxist commune featured in all the papers for the last few weeks?

  136. 136
    Universal Hiss says:

    Utter shite.

  137. 137
    Cynic says:

    I feel really sad for poor Cherie in all of this ………honest ………no …………really

  138. 138
    Nemesis says:

    Just the sight of Blair’s face is enough to make me retch. What a foul, vile man he is. And to think he fooled much of the country with his rhetoric and lies. What creature makes millions of pounds on the backs of war dead! A truly disgusting reptile.

  139. 139
    Universal Hiss says:

    Don’t give up your evening job.

    Blows kisses. Ha!

    Sucks smoke.

  140. 140
    FFS says:

    Yvette Cooper

  141. 141
    David Cameron says:

    Thank God for thick people, they keep voting Tory

  142. 142
    Universal Hiss says:

    It’s nearly worth having a twitter account just to abuse this person.

  143. 143
    Universal Hiss says:

    No pity. A death sentence.

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    She’s obviously doing the business with Tone.

  145. 145
    FFS says:

    I have been to Spain many times and every time it is impressed upon me just how “foreign” the Spanish really are.

    In any case, you utter moron, how can you “consolidate an identity” based on “diversity”. The only way you can have an indentity which is also diverse is if you have a multiple-personality disorder.

  146. 146
    nellnewman. says:

    I think that should have been a ‘little OLD lady from Norfolk’ ! although in truth I’m not from Norfolk I just love Norfolk and spend as much time there as I can!

  147. 147
    P l e b says:

    The word is ‘neocon’

  148. 148
    FFS says:

    and the French vote, and the Danish vote.

  149. 149
    Universal Hiss says:

    You’re not SC are you?

    If you are you’ve had some very nasty Polish spirit.Spit it out.

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    nellnewman. says:

    Yep Greece is the absolute epitome of fiscal growth and social stability!! NOT!!

    What was bullyballs favourite saying whilst he was in government ‘ tell a lie often enough and the electorate will believe it’

    well mr barrosso, it didn’t work for bullyballs then and it won’t work for you now!!!

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    FFS says:

    When you say “in the last five years” I presume you mean “going back to 2008 just before Gordon fucked everything up”

  152. 152
    The Foreign Secretary says:

    Tell me about it.

  153. 153
    Mandypandy says:

    Wasn’t he a young Thespian once? One of us! What’s the Wicked Witch have to say?

  154. 154

    No! the word is ‘bliar!’

    And hopefully sometime soon chilcot will develop a backbone and publish all the I r a q W a r stuff against him

  155. 155
    The Singing Postman says:

    Don’t forget her spazzy offspring.

  156. 156

    Not sure what that says about people who vote for militwit , bullyballs and economically illiterate labour

  157. 157
    Nickers off when I come home says:

    But not the speed of deployment.

  158. 158
    Ruff Justice says:

    He won’t BURN – he’s Teflon Tony. If he goes down, he’ll take others with him.
    He’s got property in Iraq you know – 2 camels. Isn’t he going to The Lords? Lord Tony, got a nice ring to it.
    (It’s the drink!)

  159. 159
    Batteries not included says:

    A girl’s best friend

  160. 160
    Ruff Justice says:

    You don’t mean……Tony?

  161. 161
    DC says:


  162. 162
    Ruff Justice says:

    Didn’t she own a Take-Away in Rochdale?

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    A Hitler says:


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    does this man ever stop to think about what’s coming out of his mouth? He’s almost as big a clown as our very own gordon!

  165. 165
    Ruff Justice says:

    Now look here chaps. Give it a rest (Gordon).

  166. 166
    A Hitler says:

    O FFs willy vague is a total twat, everyone knows that.

  167. 167
    George Clunny says:

    you are joking.

  168. 168
    Gideon says:

    Who are these Tories of whom you speak ?

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    Comming in his pants you fucking twat says:

    O Fuck

  170. 170
    Comming in his pants you fucking twat says:

    Anna Soubry

  171. 171
    .Bliar says:

    What a knob, hopefully he will get on the bandwagon and agree to kill every muzzie on the planet.

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    an Auz bagpipe playing Jock says:

    Yep I’d certainly put my diggery do in that fcuking chinese take away rather than fcuking old english sour puss who has only attracted a auzzie con man………

    No bleeding breeding being of doubtful sco*use genes along the line…..

    Good on yer Bruce……pass another tinnie…..

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    Agent Orange says:

    I had the bit between my teeth.

  174. 174
    David says:

    Yes well done all of them the dirty fuckers.

  175. 175
    You Twat says:


  176. 176
    A Mogul from the Media says:

    So is he shagging her or not?

  177. 177
    You Twat says:

    They do exist,you twaqt

  178. 178
    Lord Lucan says:

    yes of course

  179. 179
    ACL Blair says:

    We don’t do truth.

  180. 180
    Lord Lucan says:

    tell them to go and get fucked

  181. 181
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    He probably believed that China performed even better than average during the “great leap forward” as he’s a maoist FFS.

  182. 182
    Ena's friend says:

    She told me you were a bigot.

  183. 183
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Let’s not go too far.

  184. 184
    CCHQ Transsexual Spokeperson says:

    Kindly withdraw that slur, even we have standards + your not wearing a condom…
    St.Tony is much much lower than ours even though he’s the on going mentor of our beloved PM who legalised buggery which was the right thing to do…..

  185. 185
    Barroso says:

    Of course when I do get thrown out, I can always hide from my pursuers in my private commune in London.

  186. 186
    Karl says:

    It was good enough for me.

  187. 187
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Wonder where that 1.6 trillion went?

  188. 188
    Barroso says:

    I’m compiling my own little Red book, to be issued to all school children in all my states.

  189. 189
    Elsie Smith of Worthing.... says:

    Is that a special type of Green Tea they’ve been drinking or is it straight from
    the furry cup…..???

  190. 190
    Agent Orange says:

    Whatever else you might think of me, I’m well-trained at striking a consistent pose :

  191. 191
    Universal Hiss says:

    So,you won’t like my ha,ha,ha,ha,fucking,ha response then?

  192. 192
    Chauncey Gardener says:

    I like to watch too.

  193. 193
    T May says:

    Yankee go home

  194. 194
    Chinese Dave's Other Obsession says:

    Iain Dale is propagandizing for the gays this evening. He is pretending that he thinks that Tom Daley being gay is ‘news’, whereas it is really juts an opportunity for the gay media mafia to twaddle on and on about gayness to the exclusion of anything of interest to the majority of the population.

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    Everyone in Westminster says:

    No MP will receive a bribe of less than £2500

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    vladimir putin says:

    Barosso, dead man walking.

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    He's been dodgy for years says:

    Not “on the record”

    Cos it’s true you see?

  198. 198
    He's been dodgy for years says:


    “waddle on”…

    it goes with the disease

  199. 199
    The Village Idiot says:

    eeeeerrrrr did yer all see from that photo they both have the same type of
    sleety slanty eyes & same type of smirking laugh …….. hhhhhhhmmmmmm

  200. 200
    Cynic says:

    There was a young girl from Hong Kong
    Met a man with a very big dong
    Course I love you he said
    As they slipped into bed
    Look, my dossier’s big thick and long

  201. 201
    Tony says:

    That Shanghai grip ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

  202. 202
    Yes Please says:

    Feel Free Vlad. we won’t mourn his passing.

  203. 203
    John says:

    The thing is, if Tony “doesn’t do God”, was that because he was doing Wendy instead?

  204. 204
    oh really? says:

    He’s a pretty straight kind of guy.

  205. 205
    Laughing hangman says:

    He will burn when Murdoch flames his ass.

  206. 206
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Dare any msm journo ask if she’s had any other of Rupe’s boys / underlings?

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:


  208. 208
    I'm Voting UKIP says:

    most of Iraq for starters

  209. 209
    Tom Catesby. says:

    They will have the dirt on each other, but Murdoch has got less milage to go, so WTF has he to lose by grssing up b.liar?

  210. 210
    Upshot creek says:

    Yehhhh. What if someone like an unemployed…. (entitled to free court fees) challenged Chilcott on their right, – to information they have paid for?.

    Hand it over bitch!…….

  211. 211
    Backstroke Billy. says:

    Oooh Tom is such a lovely boy, he can high dive off the top of my wardrobe anytime.

  212. 212
    Backstroke Billy. says:

    In at the deep end dearie.

  213. 213
    cover a real story, dickhead says:

    it means who gives a shit

  214. 214
    Yourtakinthepiss says:

    It’s maa umin righht!!!!

  215. 215
    Mr Quelch says:

    I am compiling a little black book and your name is in it – underlined twice !!

  216. 216
    Sir Barrington Minge says:


  217. 217
    Old Hal says:

    Are you implying that the daddy ain’t the Daddy but the daddy don’t know, that id very naughty of you, don’t forget old Tone is a barrister and very, very rich and Rupe is exceedingly rich.

  218. 218
    Old Hal says:

    Hubble, bubble toil and trouble or it will be for someone

  219. 219
    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    Do they need to be told?

  220. 220
    Old Hal says:

    You are not admitting to that are you Bill

  221. 221
    Wendi now Deng says:

    Saw him, had him, and rupee got rid of him and all his works.

  222. 222
    pipedream says:

    For the record there has been a considerable amount of comment in some Israeli newspapers about Tony and Netanyahu’s wife too.

    Nothing from Cherie either?

  223. 223
    Hargeret Modge MP flipper and tax avoiding hypocrite. says:

    Bliar might no he is evil incarnate. But if he chooses wendi over cherie at least he has functioning eyesight. Wendi poor girl is clearly in need of some love life guidance.

  224. 224
    Cynic says:

    Poor Cherie

  225. 225
    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Hi Guys

    It’s little old moi, Tone…..just a regular kinda guy… what if I like a little Chinese takeaway every so often

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    One for the Sun. A bit of a “Deng Dong”

  227. 227
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Deng, Deng, for whom does the Tone, Bell, I wonder?

    I had a surprise, once. I covered an event where Mrs Cherie Blair was appearing and, in real life, I was surprised to realise that she was rather pretty. Not camera friendly, poor love. Not even the pictures I took.

  228. 228
    Anonymous says:

    to The Hague

  229. 229
    Cherie says:

    My Favourite photo of Tony

  230. 230
    Gerry Adams says:

    I should too

  231. 231
    fed-up in britain says:


  232. 232
    Curiouser and curiouser says:

    Might this affair just possibly be the blackmail that Bush used to get Tone (and us) involved in an illegal war?

    Answers on a postcard to Guy News for further investigation.

  233. 233
    Curiouser and curiouser says:

    He swims doesn’t he – so must be a water closet he came out of…

  234. 234
    Charity begins at home says:

    Yup, every little helps to pad the Chairman’s wallet and our lovely new glass head offices in the most expensive parts of town.

  235. 235
    Curiouser and curiouser says:

    As I said in Box No 2 above:

    Affair = Subsequent Blackmail = involvement in illegal wars.

  236. 236
    Curiouser and curiouser says:

    Why did you omit the “Ready”? Just curious…

  237. 237
    Matilda says:

    .. and an extra bottle of vodka for Rumpy.

  238. 238
    Matilda says:

    If it twitches it means the current needs to be turned up another notch (and damn the extra costs of the juice!).

  239. 239
    Matilda says:

    or a windmill – pour encourager les autres…

  240. 240
    Matilda says:

    Nell, it says – no, shouts – quite loudly that the vast majority of them are victims of a Labour educashun.

  241. 241
    Matilda says:

    Yes, gay divers and dodgy choppers – that’s all the news today.

  242. 242
    Matilda says:

    Well, he had better be circum.. scribed with Bibi’s bird!

  243. 243
    Matilda says:

    So did I – and her main purpose was to grab as many freebies as she could carry and get the car straight back to the airport asap.

  244. 244
    Major Plonquer says:

    What’s the big deal. Blair’s been sleeping with Dung for decades.

  245. 245
    Ebay says:

    I’m doing a crossword in today’s Sun and I’m stuck. Two letters 4 words and 5. What’s rotten to the core and comes in little yellow bags?

    Any ideas

  246. 246
    Slotgob's minge says:

    I have a bigger echo than the Salzberg cavern

  247. 247
    Des Aster says:

    Mmmmmm Wendy deng DONG!

  248. 248
    Rupert says says:

    I can’t anymore!

  249. 249
    Cherie Blair says:

    Tony has always had a thing for Chinese take-away.

  250. 250
    Anonymous says:

    I think the phone has been photo-shopped in to the picture.
    Tony is actually giving a two fingers to the camera.
    How very rude.

  251. 251
    Anonymous says:

    +7, very good.

  252. 252
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    My Cherie no more.

  253. 253
  254. 254
    Wendi Murdoch Deng says:

    Tony Blair discovered with WMD

  255. 255
    Cummagen says:

    Can anyone make out the name on her badge?

  256. 256
    Wendi Murdoch Deng says:

    Wendi Murdoch

  257. 257
    golly says:

    Of course she Deng well did!

  258. 258
    Wendy Deng says:

    Tone was a worse shag than Rupert and he’s 86!

  259. 259
    Cherie amour says:

    Wendy Deng, say hallo, to Tonys dong!

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