December 2nd, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


198 Comments

  1. 1
    Is it Michael Barrymore? says:

    Jesus WEPT!

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  2. 5
    Robbo says:

    these cartoons get more and more pisspoor by the week

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  3. 8
    Orson Cart says:

    The cartoon is as piss poor, as the idea that under a pound a week will make a difference to the surfs.

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  4. 10
    Jack Ketch says:

    It’s not about a pound making a difference; it is about shutting up the “Flower Children” and Ball-Boys on the Opposition front bench. Like 50 pence increases to Old Age Pensions, the amount is meaningless, the action, everything. Rather like George Osborne embracing Stella Greasy (what a stimulating concept!) and her anti-payday loan campaign–she cannot continue to crap on the Government if they agree withe her and the best bit of Leftie eye-candy is relegated. (NB Fat Abbot no longer criticises Gove since his protestations of love–how could she?)

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  5. 11
    How about UKIP? says:

    Here is a bit of good news.

    Labour’s lead over Tories cut as Ukip enjoys new surge – poll
    Labour down two on 35%, Tories unchanged on 28% and Ukip up three on 19% in latest fortnightly poll.

    Vote UKIP, its making the liblabcon very nervous.

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    • 14
      The Crow says:

      Vote early, vote often, vote UKIP

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      • 92
        Anonymous says:

        God help us all if Labour get in again, did you hear the cretin on desert island discs ?

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        • 95
          Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

          God help us if Dave gets in again. He wants to invite 75 million Turkish Muslims followed by millions more Georgians, Ukranians, Moldovans and Kazakhs.

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          • Psyche the Dog says:

            Well he wants ready trained cheap labour, and of course the more immigrants to the UK the more the price of houses and land goes up, just what big landowners want, what. what. Does anyone know someone who has family connections with large landholdings?

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        • 169
          The Great British Public says:

          Vote Conservative

          Get Illegal Immigrants
          Get European Union
          Get Bulgaria
          Get Roma
          Get Lost

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    • 25
      Shitting his pants in terror, One-term Dave says:

      UKIP isn’t making me nervous at all.

      And now, here’s a whole bunch of proposals to keep immigrants out. Enjoy them, until the EU overrule each and every one.

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    • 44
      Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

      Proof that UKIP are taking votes from Labour as well as the Tories.

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      • 135
        Psyche the Dog says:

        Quite easy, they are seen as the only party of protest now, as the LibDems were years ago, UKip seem fairly active in my area (next constituency to Rotherham). The trouble with taking members and voters from all parties they may end up splitting into separate factions

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    • 81
      Tom Catesby. says:

      What % are the limp dicks again?

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  6. 12
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill says:

    Scots, it is impossible for you to lose the referendum on independence.
    If it is voted up, you gain your freedom, and you can piss, piss, piss in the faces of the English.
    If it is voted down, you remain in the UK Parliament, where you can piss, piss, piss in the faces of the English.
    I repeat: it is impossible for you to lose the referendum.

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    • 15
      Prince Charlie says:

      Yes it is, if they vote for independence they will have really pissed on their chips.

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      • 24
        Bert Camus says:

        Sharing a common border with an independent country is exactly what you English need.

        You will have to start looking at yourselves really carefully and realise that you have to be competitive.

        When an independent Scotland beats you with lower taxes and a lower minimum wage businesses will desert you instantly and you will find your young people leaving in droves.

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        • 29
          Low-paid Scottish worker says:

          What’s that about a lower minimum wage?

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        • 39
          Dipstick Dave says:

          You mean all the poor and teh East Europeans will go to Scotland for the extra bennies. And then where will Scotland be? Back to England to save them again.

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        • 62
          SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

          I normally ignore these comments as we shouldn’t feed the trolls, but (seriously) what planet are you on if you believe taxes would go down in an Independent Scotland?

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          • bell did not invent the telephone, he developed it from an original idea by others says:

            All socialists are as thick as shit, but a special mention must be made for the jock socialist. It could be the deep fried mars, who knows? After one hundred years of socialism they still have the highest per capita prison population in the EU, the highest number of drug abusers and alcoholics, the highest number of single mums, one of the highest numbers on benefits generally, the highest number with heart related diseases. Is it really rocket science to work out that socialism could have something to do with this continuing grinding shitfuck of socialistic haplessness? Thick? there isn’t a fucking word invented for it yet. Jocks still think they play the best football in Europe, if not the world, despite the evidence of winning fuck all internationally. That’s how fucking delusional they are.

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          • Psyche the Dog says:

            Bell, don’t forget all those Scottish and Scottish surnamed Tory MPs, and the old Scottish economists.

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          • Anonymous says:

            David Donald Cameron – sounds pretty thick and pretty Scottish to me..

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          • Jack Ketch says:

            @Alexander Bell Denier.
            When I was very young–maybe 50 years back, there was a Panorama or a World in Action report about the lead pipes still being used for water supplies in Scottish slums (i.e. Scottish homes) when most had been replaced in the rest of the country. There was something specific about the metallic component that made them particularly damaging to health by causing a degree of lead poisoning in the young, retarding intellect and promoting violent behaviour. Maybe the report still exists, maybe something was done–probably not.

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        • 65
          Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

          Lower taxes! In Scotland!

          Don’t make me fackin’ laugh, when did socialist ever reduce taxes?

          Bell-end.

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          • Psyche the Dog says:

            Brownie did, by lowering the basic of tax, the Cons were completely silent

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          • Alice says:

            Brown lowered taxes? In which parallel universe was that?
            When he cut the standard rate from 23% to 20% in 2007, funding it by abolishing the 10% rate, meaning that anybody earning less than £18,500 a year saw their tax bills increase to fund cuts for those earning more!
            At the time this only confirmed that he was away with the fairies.

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        • 91
          Tom Catesby. says:

          Post ‘independence’, it will be interesting to see what costings and arrangements the Scottish Gov’t will have to make, given the SNP announcement not to join the Schengen agreement, to stop the newly established border being an open door to English and other foreign nationals without check. The remaining members of the rump UK, will need to do nothing of course and road maps to the islands and highlands can be handed out to many of our new friends from eastern europe, for a start.

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    • 94
      Selohesra says:

      30% of income tax comes from 1% of the tax payers – how many of those 1% are in Scotland and what tax rate will the Jocks need to compensate?

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      • 152
        altruism in industry says:

        if it’s correct that 1% of the population earns 30% of the loot and also pays 30% of the tax surely they cannot be doing any tax avoidance at all ?

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        • 158
          altruism in industry says:

          OK, they pay proportionally more, so they should pay a higher tax amount than 30%, so they are avoiding tax.

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        • 172
          Anonymous says:

          Yes 1% of the population pays 30% of the tax.

          But a different 0.5% “elite” of the population earns 40% of the loot and pays fcuk all tax.

          What with the super rich paying no tax, and the lazy fckers on benefits paying none either, its the complete mugs in the middle who are on PAYE who end up paying for everyone… Serfs……..

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    • 115
      What's all this Jock bollocks about them having an open border with England? says:

      They can go fuck themselves.

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      • 147
        Psyche the Dog says:

        Err, how would they do that?

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        • 175
          Tony London says:

          But the point is that reduced taxes in an independent Scotland will lead to loads of wealthy English taken up residence there and commuting south when they have to.

          Scotland will become the new Switzerland.

          This is what Cameron fears and why despite all the logic to the contrary from his viewpoint he wants the Scots to vote to stay in the Union.

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          • Guest. says:

            But who would actually WANT to live in Scotchland?
            Full of foreign sounding natives and bloody cold, to boot.

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          • Psyche the Dog says:

            Don’t forget the scottish secret weapon, midges, that must why they all move south and become MPs

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  7. 17
    The Duke Of Edinburugh says:

    Why do we bother with foreign trade, we should put all our countrys effort into creating nirvana here. Stop spending on overseas aid, get rid of all scum who have come to Britain to live off the state.
    Put massive amounts of money into scientific advancement, not into external crap.

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    • 27
      Liam Byrne says:

      There’s no money left.

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      • 56
        Village Idiot says:

        ..Oh heck!!…I didn,t fix my leccy price,what to do ,oh dear?

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      • 160
        Psyche the Dog says:

        Wrong, Dave and Gideon can go to the magic money tree, bend extremely low, then suddenly they can produce £50Billion which will rapidly go up to £100Billion so private companies can play very fast trains, on which no one will be able to afford to go on.

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  8. 20
    The Ukranians are revolting says:

    I see no ships.

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    • 23
      Valdmir Putin says:

      Agreed, the Ukraine’s are revolting.

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      • 28
        Bert Camus says:

        And so this weekend are the Thais and Egyptians .

        Then of course there are the problems with the Africans in the Central Republic and Mali. There have also this weekend been anti government protests in France , Greece and Italy.

        The Serbians are not too happy also at the moment.

        Have a merry Xmas.

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        • 34
          Dipstick Dave says:

          Let my people come – here.

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          • WELCOME TO BRITAIN , YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT I'M OFF says:

            It’s no wonder the Ukranians are pissed off , they are sooo jealous that their Romanian and Bulgarian friends will be living it up on benefits in Britain , while they have to stay in their freezing shithole eating raw cabbage

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        • 43
          Penfold says:

          Who are the Serbians planning to assassinate this time round….. not Barasso and Rumpy-Pumpy by any chance?

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        • 183
          Mail Order Nookie Fan says:

          I would be delighted to give Lingluck, the Thai Prime Minister, asylum in my spare bedroom. She is hotter than any politician on the planet.

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      • 173
        Anonymous says:

        Next we will have Dave and Hague asking parliament to vote for military action in Ukraine to promote regime change.

        If not, why not ?

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    • 100
      Tom Catesby. says:

      The Ukranians are revolting because they want the opportunity to join their Bulgar and Romanian neighbours in Londonistan and some of our other increasingly infamous national toilets a.s.a.p. The Ukies’ Gov’t are currently under orders from ‘Vladimir the Impaler’, not to develop closer relations with the EU, hence the bother.

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      • 133
        WELCOME TO BRITAIN , YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT I'M OFF says:

        Could we not just let them claim benefits for hoards of children they don’t have back at home like the Poles do ?

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  9. 31
    Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

    How to reduce fuel poverty in one easy step – stop Romanian and Bulgarian invasion and pull out of the EU, which is dragging into the country millions of poor from all over Europe and over which the UK has absolutely no control.

    Every net immigrant increases the chance they will be poor and add to the number in poverty. So bloody obvious but this obvious fact is never acknowledged by the whingeing left wing.

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    • 53
      GipposRus says:

      See you in New Year eengleesh.

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    • 106
      Not a seat to be had on coaches to UK from Bucharest and Sofia until April 2014 says:

      Wait until 1 January…the Coalition may not want to estimate how many Roumania and Bulgarians but I estimate at least 1 million with over 100,00 in January alone with 4 coaches a day to UK from Sofia and Bucharest starting 31 December 2013

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  10. 32
    BarryW says:

    Just another over-subsidised train

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  11. 36
    Harold Hadrada says:

    “You can have green policies and keep energy bills down” . (Ed Davey)

    Thank you and goodbye.

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  12. 37
    Gideon's gerbel says:

    I see my hero Tony and Wendi in a big tunnel

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  13. 38
    George the politician says:

    I see Dave’s friends at the Old Bailey

    I will be PM at the end of the tunnel

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  14. 40
    Penfold says:

    That’ll be the oncoming train crash…..

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  15. 41
    Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

    If George is as good as Rich’s cartoons the country is well and truly fawked.

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  16. 46
    Eddie the Beagle says:

    Who is it ?

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    • 49
      illogical says:

      Osborne and a Goal-eyed-a-scope.

      Like a Kaleidoscope but one where you get to see the desired result you have been aiming for instead of just stars.

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  17. 47
    Higella, Chief Tory Cook says:

    Can you see me lighting up, George?

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  18. 48
    Freezing pensioner says:

    Can you reduce my coke bill, George?

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  19. 55
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    As predicted, Jaw Jozzbourne has been cutting too far. too fast.

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  20. 57
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

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    • 114
      Tom Catesby. says:

      Increasing numbers of fathers are already enjoying more time off with their families, except for the day they go to sign on.

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  21. 58
    nellnewman says:

    In Nov, the Big 6 raised energy prices up to £139. In Dec, Big 6 announce a £53 cut. Tories think that will cure all ills. Cant they count?

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    • 64
      DAVE reintroducing slavery and the workhouse system by 2017 says:

      They’re all in it together !

      How to buy friends and influence people

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    • 72
      i don't n eed no doctor says:

      Nell, if that’s really you, tell me how much we should be paying, per kWh for gas and electric.
      So many tell us we are paying too much but nobody tells us what we should be paying. Ed Miliband started this, followed by the media bandwagon, but Miliband doesn’t tell us what we should be paying. Strange that!

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      • 90
        Ministry of Endendres and Smut says:

        Ed Milliband CAUSED IT , The energy companies fearing a Labour victory in 2015 have raised their prices now to avoid the risk of a freeze , and grab a bit more bonus and dividends prior to the Labour victory

        Well done Millitwat keeping up the labour tradition of costing you more

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        • 120
          altruism in industry says:

          Ed carries the Jonah Mantle, let’s hope he doesn’t say anything about the Middle East.

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      • 118
        Dame Jill Knight. says:

        A KWh costs as much as we can screw out of you!

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    • 73
      Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

      The left whinge that putting up energy prices (because of the idiotic Liblabcon-men green energy poll tax) is a major disaster but when the price comes down it makes no difference. What a bunch of thick twats.

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      • 124
        Margret Hilda Thatcher(deceased). says:

        ‘After privatisation the effect of real market competion will drive down the cost of energy’

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        • 127
          Margret Hilda Thatcher(deceased). says:

          My enrgy bills could do with moderating, try that you c^nt.

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          • M^rgret Hilda Thatch*r . says:

            After privatisation mark^t forces will dr^ve down the c*st of energy bills.

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          • HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

            Privatisation worked fine until Blairs gang allowed foreign government owned companies such as EDF to take over huge parts of the industry in a backdoor Euro-Nationalisation.
            Would France , Germany , Russia or the USA allow their major utilities to fall into foreign hands? Not a chance.

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          • Gamal Nasser says:

            Have you thought about nationalization?

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    • 191
      Guest. says:

      £50 off energy bills: £50 on taxes to pay for £50 off energy bills.
      Another Osborne clusterfuck.

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  22. 63
    altruism in industry says:

    listening to Davey explaining his solution to high energy prices I find I am loosing the ability to care what the government says.

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  23. 66
    any old crap says:

    Davey on bBBC, lies , crap and more lies, he’s not interested in bringing energy bills down, he’s too busy trying to stick it one on Liebour, to hell with the plebs trying to heat their homes , it’s let get one over time, why bother the politicians win, the people lose yet again.

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    • 125
      Anonymous says:

      As opposed to Labour trying to stick one on the Conservatives ! Labour are rapidly sounding absolutely bonkers with their hysterical comments on every subject.If you were down from Mars you would think they were some fringe party for the unbalanced ! Its very tedious.

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      • 163
        Crouching Tiger, Hidden Toilet Cam says:

        Labour screwed M’urdoch’s wife.

        Labour are shouty rabid bonkers and always have been.

        How the Conservatives didn’t win against them for so long still requires explanation. Dave has answered half the question so far…

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      • 192
        Guest. says:

        ….and Yvette Balls is their Prophet.

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  24. 67
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Another week without the Chilcot Inquiry Report?
    The taxpayer should be given a weekly report of the report status. We have paid but Chilcot / The Government haven’t delivered.
    We deserve better.

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  25. 69
    Ah!!!!!!!!!! M says:

    Will Nigella turn to seed?

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  26. 75
    REVEREND FLOWERS says:

    George Osborne still can’t get the hang of this coke snorting !

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  27. 77
    Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

    The damage inflicted by the Liblabcon-men with their green energy poll taxes has been reduced. Rejoice!

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  28. 84
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    FTSE 100 6619.21
    Down
    -31.36 -0.47%

    Morning All !

    Black Monday ?

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  29. 86
    a non says:

    Has the order-order hands-on moderator now introduced a naughty step?

    Why are pertinent replies to questions posed above relegated to the end of the thread?

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  30. 96
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Is it George Osborne, these cartoons really are shit?

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  31. 101
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Comet Ison and all you need to know, enjoy paying with it.

    http://www.solarsystemscope.com/ison/

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  32. 102
    Nigel says:

    73% of Over 50s Want Early In/Out Referendum on EU Membership

    Two thirds of over 50s would support Adam Afriyie’s calls for an early referendum.

    What are your thoughts on Britain’s membership with the EU. Would you prefer a referendum “In/ Out” vote before the next election?

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    • 164
      Fuck the EU says:

      Better to get it out the way sooner rather than later so the country can get its direction sorted out. Dithering only weakens the UK.

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  33. 107
    Small businessman says:

    Bank regulators applying omerta again

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-12-02/fca-faces-calls-for-more-disclosure-on-currency-rigging.html

    WIll this finally explode the banks?

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    • 157
      Casual Observer 4 says:

      No.

      Zero Interest Rate policy will do that.

      More an implosion when rates eventually go up.

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  34. 111
    Anonymous says:

    Is it Tommy Cooper?

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  35. 116
    Tommy says:

    Is it meant to be some cryptic reference to HS2?

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    • 143
      Michael Barrymore says:

      I’ve never had anything to do with HS2, getting away with drugging and murdering young men yes but nothing to do with high speed lines.

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  36. 122
    Wake me up when the next post goes up says:

    A Monday morning Cartoon is a long time in politics.

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  37. 126
    P l e b says:

    The Chinese are busy buying up the western world’s accumulated debt.
    Beware, for soon they will own us all!

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  38. 132
    Stan says:

    Freedon Of Information request:

    Please provide the names of all people who have ever bought Rich’s ‘original artwork’.

    Thank you.

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  39. 138
    Den Den Den says:

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  40. 148
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Not a fan of the individual in the cartoon, but that cartoon is harsh. Good work.

    Perhaps some holly and a robin on it next time ? Coming up to Christmas lest we forget…

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  41. 155
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    POLITICS :CCHQ say Prime Minister David Cameron has resigned following a vote of “No Confidence” by the 1922 Committee.

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    • 162
      Dave really should resign now. says:

      That seems to be in tune with a large part of Twitter, and brings a smile to the face on a grey Monday morning. Alas not true just yet.

      Hope it hurries up and starts snowing. Would like to see a Christmas PMQ where Dave can bury Ed M in both UK and Colombian snow… Then he should resign on a high note.

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  42. 156
    M^rgret Hilda Thatch*r . says:

    Hope you can read my now famous quote, sent to you again from the grave? Moddy doesn’t seem to like facts in plain English.

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  43. 165
    Mary! Make It Stop! says:

    Apparently Joe is George.

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  44. 176
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It’s all over for the ConDems, with skyrocketing energy bills tipping millions into fuel poverty and hordes of Romas flooding the country, driving down wages and driving up rents and class sizes and skyrocketing foreign aid, they will be swept away in the great electoral storm of 7th May 2015.

    Tick tock, tick tock.

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

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  45. 180
    Jackanory says:

    Is that cum on a kaleidoscope?

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