December 2nd, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


198 Comments

  1. 1
    Is it Michael Barrymore? says:

    Jesus WEPT!

  2. 2
    Hello Mod? says:

    Wow, that’s unpleasant. A close colleague of mine was killed in that accident. I hope the moderator shows the humanity you lack.

  3. 3
    Podiceps says:

    Has anyone ever seen one of those fancy comets that were expected to be brighter than the full moon? In a long life I have seen prediction after prediction fizzle out.

    The new one, Ison, has apparently gone too close to the Sun and fallen to pieces, like our esteemed host.

  4. 4
    Podiceps says:

    Sadly, the moderator is merely a list of banned words and has no humanity whatever.

  5. 5
    Robbo says:

    these cartoons get more and more pisspoor by the week

  6. 6
    Hello Mod? says:

    Thanks for telling me. Just a bit of a shock to see that pop up on the screen after a day like today where I’ve heard about how good people can be.

  7. 7
    'Call me Dave' Dave says:

    It’s been a slow week for news.

  8. 8
    Orson Cart says:

    The cartoon is as piss poor, as the idea that under a pound a week will make a difference to the surfs.

  9. 9

    Not seen anything from here although skies have been reasonably clear.

    Have been trying to work out which church the background picture in the “cartoon” was taken from and frustrated that I cannot work it out. At first it seems that fan vaulting is springing from the attached columns but looking closer there is a boss suggesting a lierne vault instead. I have spent far too long trying to find out and will go to bed instead.

    The painting to the left should give the game away but my architecture books are not sorted out yet, although they are at least all on shelves.

    So what can one say about this graffito apart from Things Go Better With Coke.

  10. 10
    Jack Ketch says:

    It’s not about a pound making a difference; it is about shutting up the “Flower Children” and Ball-Boys on the Opposition front bench. Like 50 pence increases to Old Age Pensions, the amount is meaningless, the action, everything. Rather like George Osborne embracing Stella Greasy (what a stimulating concept!) and her anti-payday loan campaign–she cannot continue to crap on the Government if they agree withe her and the best bit of Leftie eye-candy is relegated. (NB Fat Abbot no longer criticises Gove since his protestations of love–how could she?)

  11. 11
    How about UKIP? says:

    Here is a bit of good news.

    Labour’s lead over Tories cut as Ukip enjoys new surge – poll
    Labour down two on 35%, Tories unchanged on 28% and Ukip up three on 19% in latest fortnightly poll.

    Vote UKIP, its making the liblabcon very nervous.

  12. 12
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill says:

    Scots, it is impossible for you to lose the referendum on independence.
    If it is voted up, you gain your freedom, and you can piss, piss, piss in the faces of the English.
    If it is voted down, you remain in the UK Parliament, where you can piss, piss, piss in the faces of the English.
    I repeat: it is impossible for you to lose the referendum.

  13. 13
    The Crow says:

    Why didn’t the English and americans let the german person carry on eradicating the chosen race and the romas and the slavs, he would of got round to the muzzies sooner or later. What a different world it would be.

  14. 14
    The Crow says:

    Vote early, vote often, vote UKIP

  15. 15
    Prince Charlie says:

    Yes it is, if they vote for independence they will have really pissed on their chips.

  16. 16
    WTF???? says:

    Err, clearly you have not read a history book in your entire life. The nazis greatly admired the muzz and the Grand Mufti pf Jerusalem, was a friend of Hitler and personally recruited several divisions of muzz into the German SS.

    To this day, the most sought after book after the Kuran, in the Arab world, is Mein Kampf

  17. 17
    The Duke Of Edinburugh says:

    Why do we bother with foreign trade, we should put all our countrys effort into creating nirvana here. Stop spending on overseas aid, get rid of all scum who have come to Britain to live off the state.
    Put massive amounts of money into scientific advancement, not into external crap.

  18. 18
    The Crow says:

    Yes agreed, but he would have got round to them sooner or later, great pity.

  19. 19
    Ali Zawari says:

    Give Marine A a medal. Stupid government bastards

  20. 20
    The Ukranians are revolting says:

    I see no ships.

  21. 21
    Lord Dumblebum says:

    The serfs cant read.

  22. 22
    Hardly likely says:

    Hmm. Whenever one of my close colleagues dies, I always think, “I know, I’ll pop over to Order Order to cheer myself up.”

  23. 23
    Valdmir Putin says:

    Agreed, the Ukraine’s are revolting.

  24. 24
    Bert Camus says:

    Sharing a common border with an independent country is exactly what you English need.

    You will have to start looking at yourselves really carefully and realise that you have to be competitive.

    When an independent Scotland beats you with lower taxes and a lower minimum wage businesses will desert you instantly and you will find your young people leaving in droves.

  25. 25
    Shitting his pants in terror, One-term Dave says:

    UKIP isn’t making me nervous at all.

    And now, here’s a whole bunch of proposals to keep immigrants out. Enjoy them, until the EU overrule each and every one.

  26. 26
    Madam Whiplash says:

    Surely it should have been called Icarus, or maybe Iceoff.

  27. 27
    Liam Byrne says:

    There’s no money left.

  28. 28
    Bert Camus says:

    And so this weekend are the Thais and Egyptians .

    Then of course there are the problems with the Africans in the Central Republic and Mali. There have also this weekend been anti government protests in France , Greece and Italy.

    The Serbians are not too happy also at the moment.

    Have a merry Xmas.

  29. 29
    Low-paid Scottish worker says:

    What’s that about a lower minimum wage?

  30. 30
    Ed Balls says:

    Nazis are so gay.

  31. 31
    Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

    How to reduce fuel poverty in one easy step – stop Romanian and Bulgarian invasion and pull out of the EU, which is dragging into the country millions of poor from all over Europe and over which the UK has absolutely no control.

    Every net immigrant increases the chance they will be poor and add to the number in poverty. So bloody obvious but this obvious fact is never acknowledged by the whingeing left wing.

  32. 32
    BarryW says:

    Just another over-subsidised train

  33. 33
    Wee Tam says:

    Why have the bizzies carefully removed every bottle of spirits from the bar as ‘evidence’.

  34. 34
    Dipstick Dave says:

    Let my people come – here.

  35. 35
    Dr Strangelove says:

    It’s a perfectly reasonable line of inquiry as to why plod felt it necessary to fly directly over a boozer – it’s not Syria ffs. Tragegy – sure, but inappropriate method?

  36. 36
    Harold Hadrada says:

    “You can have green policies and keep energy bills down” . (Ed Davey)

    Thank you and goodbye.

  37. 37
    Gideon's gerbel says:

    I see my hero Tony and Wendi in a big tunnel

  38. 38
    George the politician says:

    I see Dave’s friends at the Old Bailey

    I will be PM at the end of the tunnel

  39. 39
    Dipstick Dave says:

    You mean all the poor and teh East Europeans will go to Scotland for the extra bennies. And then where will Scotland be? Back to England to save them again.

  40. 40
    Penfold says:

    That’ll be the oncoming train crash…..

  41. 41
    Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

    If George is as good as Rich’s cartoons the country is well and truly fawked.

  42. 42
    Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

    Give us a wave.

  43. 43
    Penfold says:

    Who are the Serbians planning to assassinate this time round….. not Barasso and Rumpy-Pumpy by any chance?

  44. 44
    Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

    Proof that UKIP are taking votes from Labour as well as the Tories.

  45. 45
    gramma says:

    St Steven’s Hall, Palace of Westminster

  46. 46
    Eddie the Beagle says:

    Who is it ?

  47. 47
    Higella, Chief Tory Cook says:

    Can you see me lighting up, George?

  48. 48
    Freezing pensioner says:

    Can you reduce my coke bill, George?

  49. 49
    illogical says:

    Osborne and a Goal-eyed-a-scope.

    Like a Kaleidoscope but one where you get to see the desired result you have been aiming for instead of just stars.

  50. 50

    Well done. Thank you. The chandelier should have given it away! Stupid me. Glad I went to bed or I would never have found it!

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  52. 52
    Eddie the Beagle says:

    I thought it was Piers Moron

  53. 53
    GipposRus says:

    See you in New Year eengleesh.

  54. 54
    Red, Rev Flower says:

    That would be great news.

  55. 55
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    As predicted, Jaw Jozzbourne has been cutting too far. too fast.

  56. 56
    Village Idiot says:

    ..Oh heck!!…I didn,t fix my leccy price,what to do ,oh dear?

  57. 57
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

  58. 58
    nellnewman says:

    In Nov, the Big 6 raised energy prices up to £139. In Dec, Big 6 announce a £53 cut. Tories think that will cure all ills. Cant they count?

  59. 59
    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    You wouldn’t leave potential accelerant in a place with fire risk. That’s why I frequently remove wine from the cellar

  60. 60
    Smacked Bottom says:

    Is it Nigella?

  61. 61
    Oh Dear says:

    Jeez , Iv’e just spent the last five seconds of my life wondering who the hell it was, thanks.

  62. 62
    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    I normally ignore these comments as we shouldn’t feed the trolls, but (seriously) what planet are you on if you believe taxes would go down in an Independent Scotland?

  63. 63
    altruism in industry says:

    listening to Davey explaining his solution to high energy prices I find I am loosing the ability to care what the government says.

  64. 64
    DAVE reintroducing slavery and the workhouse system by 2017 says:

    They’re all in it together !

    How to buy friends and influence people

  65. 65
    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    Lower taxes! In Scotland!

    Don’t make me fackin’ laugh, when did socialist ever reduce taxes?

    Bell-end.

  66. 66
    any old crap says:

    Davey on bBBC, lies , crap and more lies, he’s not interested in bringing energy bills down, he’s too busy trying to stick it one on Liebour, to hell with the plebs trying to heat their homes , it’s let get one over time, why bother the politicians win, the people lose yet again.

  67. 67
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Another week without the Chilcot Inquiry Report?
    The taxpayer should be given a weekly report of the report status. We have paid but Chilcot / The Government haven’t delivered.
    We deserve better.

  68. 68
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    PAY YOUR GREEN LEVIES AND CARBON TAXES !!!

  69. 69
    Ah!!!!!!!!!! M says:

    Will Nigella turn to seed?

  70. 70
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    :)

  71. 71
    I CUMALOT says:

    She can turn to my seed anytime !

  72. 72
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Nell, if that’s really you, tell me how much we should be paying, per kWh for gas and electric.
    So many tell us we are paying too much but nobody tells us what we should be paying. Ed Miliband started this, followed by the media bandwagon, but Miliband doesn’t tell us what we should be paying. Strange that!

  73. 73
    Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

    The left whinge that putting up energy prices (because of the idiotic Liblabcon-men green energy poll tax) is a major disaster but when the price comes down it makes no difference. What a bunch of thick twats.

  74. 74
    Ah!!!!!!!!!! M says:

    Missed entendre try again

  75. 75
    REVEREND FLOWERS says:

    George Osborne still can’t get the hang of this coke snorting !

  76. 76
    gramma says:

    Cumin and going?

  77. 77
    Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

    The damage inflicted by the Liblabcon-men with their green energy poll taxes has been reduced. Rejoice!

  78. 78
    Tom Catesby. says:

    What ever happened to the Smurfs?

  79. 79
    Ministry of Endendres and Smut says:

    That is a double entendre , and much more humourous than the original comment

  80. 80
    Ah!!!!!!!!!! M says:

    70%

  81. 81
    Tom Catesby. says:

    What % are the limp dicks again?

  82. 82
    Thompson Locals says:

    Every fucking story on here you post that same fucking arsehole shit dumb comment. Trying to be controversial and ending up sounding like a sixth form politics student. Just fucking stop. If you want to be controversial ask Guido who pays him to promote the chewish agenda so regularly on here. Ask why his hero Thatcher was so keen on Sir James Of Savile to have a knighthood. Ask why that little drummer boy in Woolwich was done in by two m#i#5 agents. Don’t keep posting that same boring comment you thick twat.

  83. 83
    Ah!!!!!!!!!! M says:

    Well 90% then

  84. 84
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    FTSE 100 6619.21
    Down
    -31.36 -0.47%

    Morning All !

    Black Monday ?

  85. 85
    Chinky Davey says:

    Wonder when Guido will get round to reporting this today? Maybe after he has been ordered to spin Dave’s Ch!nki begging mission into something more positive.

    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/pressure-on-theresa-may-after-deported-hunger-striker-is-turned-away-from-nigeria-8976717.html

  86. 86
    a non says:

    Has the order-order hands-on moderator now introduced a naughty step?

    Why are pertinent replies to questions posed above relegated to the end of the thread?

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  88. 88
    gramma says:

    You’re just trying to curry f[l]avour now

  89. 89
    Ah!!!!!!!!!! M says:

    Nann better proposed. You win

  90. 90
    Ministry of Endendres and Smut says:

    Ed Milliband CAUSED IT , The energy companies fearing a Labour victory in 2015 have raised their prices now to avoid the risk of a freeze , and grab a bit more bonus and dividends prior to the Labour victory

    Well done Millitwat keeping up the labour tradition of costing you more

  91. 91
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Post ‘independence’, it will be interesting to see what costings and arrangements the Scottish Gov’t will have to make, given the SNP announcement not to join the Schengen agreement, to stop the newly established border being an open door to English and other foreign nationals without check. The remaining members of the rump UK, will need to do nothing of course and road maps to the islands and highlands can be handed out to many of our new friends from eastern europe, for a start.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    God help us all if Labour get in again, did you hear the cretin on desert island discs ?

  93. 93
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Quite possible, he rounded on Joe Man of Steel didn’t he.

  94. 94
    Selohesra says:

    30% of income tax comes from 1% of the tax payers – how many of those 1% are in Scotland and what tax rate will the Jocks need to compensate?

  95. 95
    Vote UKIP - it is your duty says:

    God help us if Dave gets in again. He wants to invite 75 million Turkish Muslims followed by millions more Georgians, Ukranians, Moldovans and Kazakhs.

  96. 96
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Is it George Osborne, these cartoons really are shit?

  97. 97
    HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

    An optimist is somebody who has not read the reports.

  98. 98
    Selohesra says:

    If we closed down the BBC economic optimism would rise as they are always talking down the govt/country

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    I will do all i can, Nigella.

  100. 100
    Tom Catesby. says:

    The Ukranians are revolting because they want the opportunity to join their Bulgar and Romanian neighbours in Londonistan and some of our other increasingly infamous national toilets a.s.a.p. The Ukies’ Gov’t are currently under orders from ‘Vladimir the Impaler’, not to develop closer relations with the EU, hence the bother.

  101. 101
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Comet Ison and all you need to know, enjoy paying with it.

    http://www.solarsystemscope.com/ison/

  102. 102
    Nigel says:

    73% of Over 50s Want Early In/Out Referendum on EU Membership

    Two thirds of over 50s would support Adam Afriyie’s calls for an early referendum.

    What are your thoughts on Britain’s membership with the EU. Would you prefer a referendum “In/ Out” vote before the next election?

  103. 103
    HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

    Why is this Government protecting Blair ? It makes no sense .

  104. 104
    JOHN MAJOR says:

    I fertilized Edwina Curry’s eggs

  105. 105
    JOHN MAJOR says:

    I’d like to shove my toad in her hole

  106. 106
    Not a seat to be had on coaches to UK from Bucharest and Sofia until April 2014 says:

    Wait until 1 January…the Coalition may not want to estimate how many Roumania and Bulgarians but I estimate at least 1 million with over 100,00 in January alone with 4 coaches a day to UK from Sofia and Bucharest starting 31 December 2013

  107. 107
    Small businessman says:

    Bank regulators applying omerta again

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-12-02/fca-faces-calls-for-more-disclosure-on-currency-rigging.html

    WIll this finally explode the banks?

  108. 108
    Mark Oaten (LibDem) says:

    Yummy !

  109. 109
    Carney of Goldman Sachs says:

    More QE please

    Printing presses away

    I’m feeling constipated

  110. 110
    hands pver eyes barely able to look says:

    Oh dear what a shame necer mind Why whats it got to do with us. He was deported so fuck him

  111. 111
    Anonymous says:

    Is it Tommy Cooper?

  112. 112
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Has any one read this, http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/02/nsa-snowden-stories-explained-gchq-mass-surveillance, I don’t suppose any of you have, but if Geedes thinks he is free of surveillance and anyone on this blog as well, think again, goodness knows what Mossad, Russia and China get up to.

  113. 113
    Tom Catesby. says:

    It would certainly save £145 p.p.a. currenlty. Enough saved to turn another bar on for ten minutes.

  114. 114
    Tom Catesby. says:

    Increasing numbers of fathers are already enjoying more time off with their families, except for the day they go to sign on.

  115. 115
    What's all this Jock bollocks about them having an open border with England? says:

    They can go fuck themselves.

  116. 116
    Tommy says:

    Is it meant to be some cryptic reference to HS2?

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

    Get milliband and balls

  118. 118
    Dame Jill Knight. says:

    A KWh costs as much as we can screw out of you!

  119. 119
    Tommy says:

    Is it HS2?

  120. 120
    altruism in industry says:

    Ed carries the Jonah Mantle, let’s hope he doesn’t say anything about the Middle East.

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  122. 122
    Wake me up when the next post goes up says:

    A Monday morning Cartoon is a long time in politics.

  123. 123
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Well he wants ready trained cheap labour, and of course the more immigrants to the UK the more the price of houses and land goes up, just what big landowners want, what. what. Does anyone know someone who has family connections with large landholdings?

  124. 124
    Margret Hilda Thatcher(deceased). says:

    ‘After privatisation the effect of real market competion will drive down the cost of energy’

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    As opposed to Labour trying to stick one on the Conservatives ! Labour are rapidly sounding absolutely bonkers with their hysterical comments on every subject.If you were down from Mars you would think they were some fringe party for the unbalanced ! Its very tedious.

  126. 126
    P l e b says:

    The Chinese are busy buying up the western world’s accumulated debt.
    Beware, for soon they will own us all!

  127. 127
    Margret Hilda Thatcher(deceased). says:

    My enrgy bills could do with moderating, try that you c^nt.

  128. 128
    WELCOME TO BRITAIN , YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT I'M OFF says:

    It’s no wonder the Ukranians are pissed off , they are sooo jealous that their Romanian and Bulgarian friends will be living it up on benefits in Britain , while they have to stay in their freezing shithole eating raw cabbage

  129. 129
    bell did not invent the telephone, he developed it from an original idea by others says:

    All socialists are as thick as shit, but a special mention must be made for the jock socialist. It could be the deep fried mars, who knows? After one hundred years of socialism they still have the highest per capita prison population in the EU, the highest number of drug abusers and alcoholics, the highest number of single mums, one of the highest numbers on benefits generally, the highest number with heart related diseases. Is it really rocket science to work out that socialism could have something to do with this continuing grinding shitfuck of socialistic haplessness? Thick? there isn’t a fucking word invented for it yet. Jocks still think they play the best football in Europe, if not the world, despite the evidence of winning fuck all internationally. That’s how fucking delusional they are.

  130. 130
    Anonymous says:

    She has already, have you seen the pictures of her lately when she isnt made up for telly ? her face is big and puffy, she looks awful.

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    Thought she was cooking some cake.

  132. 132
    Stan says:

    Freedon Of Information request:

    Please provide the names of all people who have ever bought Rich’s ‘original artwork’.

    Thank you.

  133. 133
    WELCOME TO BRITAIN , YOU'RE WELCOME TO IT I'M OFF says:

    Could we not just let them claim benefits for hoards of children they don’t have back at home like the Poles do ?

  134. 134
    GOOD says:

    Better a Chink be than a conscript of the EUSSR

  135. 135
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Quite easy, they are seen as the only party of protest now, as the LibDems were years ago, UKip seem fairly active in my area (next constituency to Rotherham). The trouble with taking members and voters from all parties they may end up splitting into separate factions

  136. 136
    DAVE , Caring for Rich people since 2010 says:

    “Higher energy bills are a KillerWhat !”

  137. 137
    Specsavers says:

    Two MFI agents? Havent they gone bust.

  138. 138
    Den Den Den says:

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    Ministry of Endendres and Smut says:

    Oh come on everyone can see it’s “Bob Hope”

  141. 141
    Lord Stansted says:

    +1

  142. 142
    UKRANIAN PEASANT says:

    We demand our right to live in Britain err The E U

  143. 143
    Michael Barrymore says:

    I’ve never had anything to do with HS2, getting away with drugging and murdering young men yes but nothing to do with high speed lines.

  144. 144
    Lord Stansted says:

    They are on-line only:

    http://www.mfi.co.uk/

  145. 145
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Bell, don’t forget all those Scottish and Scottish surnamed Tory MPs, and the old Scottish economists.

  146. 146
    100,000 Ukrainians says:

    We demanded bennies and council houses!

  147. 147
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Err, how would they do that?

  148. 148
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Not a fan of the individual in the cartoon, but that cartoon is harsh. Good work.

    Perhaps some holly and a robin on it next time ? Coming up to Christmas lest we forget…

  149. 149
    Lord Stansted says:

    Isn’t that want interns get?

  150. 150
    M^rgret Hilda Thatch*r . says:

    After privatisation mark^t forces will dr^ve down the c*st of energy bills.

  151. 151
    Gerald Westerby says:

    Please be more discreet on counter terrorist ops old boy! We don’t want all the martyr cells waking up to the fact that of the 5 chaps in the room 2 of them work for us and the other 3 would like to! Bit like we don’t want anyone looking at the way the old INLA went off doing each other in, I got an OBE for that one!

  152. 152
    altruism in industry says:

    if it’s correct that 1% of the population earns 30% of the loot and also pays 30% of the tax surely they cannot be doing any tax avoidance at all ?

  153. 153
    Fuck the EU says:

    U’krainians are arse holes.

    Remember Chernobyl ? Utter c’unts.

  154. 154
    UKRANIAN PEASANT says:

    They put on suits and became the government

  155. 155
    Ric Holden,CCHQ says:

    POLITICS :CCHQ say Prime Minister David Cameron has resigned following a vote of “No Confidence” by the 1922 Committee.

  156. 156
    M^rgret Hilda Thatch*r . says:

    Hope you can read my now famous quote, sent to you again from the grave? Moddy doesn’t seem to like facts in plain English.

  157. 157
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    No.

    Zero Interest Rate policy will do that.

    More an implosion when rates eventually go up.

  158. 158
    altruism in industry says:

    OK, they pay proportionally more, so they should pay a higher tax amount than 30%, so they are avoiding tax.

  159. 159
    Mummy Jones says:

    Don’t you be going anywhere near that milf Owen, you’ll get smothered in cream while she tries to convert you.

  160. 160
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Wrong, Dave and Gideon can go to the magic money tree, bend extremely low, then suddenly they can produce £50Billion which will rapidly go up to £100Billion so private companies can play very fast trains, on which no one will be able to afford to go on.

  161. 161
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Definitely not a UK problem. This is for N!geria to deal with now.

  162. 162
    Dave really should resign now. says:

    That seems to be in tune with a large part of Twitter, and brings a smile to the face on a grey Monday morning. Alas not true just yet.

    Hope it hurries up and starts snowing. Would like to see a Christmas PMQ where Dave can bury Ed M in both UK and Colombian snow… Then he should resign on a high note.

  163. 163
    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Toilet Cam says:

    Labour screwed M’urdoch’s wife.

    Labour are shouty rabid bonkers and always have been.

    How the Conservatives didn’t win against them for so long still requires explanation. Dave has answered half the question so far…

  164. 164
    Fuck the EU says:

    Better to get it out the way sooner rather than later so the country can get its direction sorted out. Dithering only weakens the UK.

  165. 165
    Mary! Make It Stop! says:

    Apparently Joe is George.

  166. 166
    Unrecognisable says:

    Diane Abbot?

  167. 167
    The Great British Public says:

    He’s back in the UK now… so it is our problem.

    I think the best solution would be to give him, and all of his extended family UK passports. Rent them all a couple of large houses, and because he will be “unable to work” give him disability benefit and a new car. And follow this up with lots of free healthcare for him and his family and give them all full benefits and free education for any of their kids.

    Also it would seem more than fair if we also pay for legal aid for him so he can repay his gratitude at all of the above by taking legal action against the UK government for their awful actions and and then in a year or two pay him circa £500,000.

    The above would merely be following a well trodden path in the UK that millions before him and sucsessfully followed.

    Meanwhile the UK sends £300m + per year in foreign aid to Nigeria.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389973/Justine-Greening-defends-sensible-1billion-British-aid-Nigeria.html

    Bravo David Cameron and the Conservatives.

    Vote Conservative
    Vote Nigeria
    Vote EU

  168. 168
    UKRANIAN PEASANT says:

    I Vill carry on ze good vork !

  169. 169
    The Great British Public says:

    Vote Conservative

    Get Illegal Immigrants
    Get European Union
    Get Bulgaria
    Get Roma
    Get Lost

  170. 170
    The Great British Public says:

    Labour and Conservatives are merely different factions of a ruling elite obsessed with liberally socialist values.

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    David Donald Cameron – sounds pretty thick and pretty Scottish to me..

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    Yes 1% of the population pays 30% of the tax.

    But a different 0.5% “elite” of the population earns 40% of the loot and pays fcuk all tax.

    What with the super rich paying no tax, and the lazy fckers on benefits paying none either, its the complete mugs in the middle who are on PAYE who end up paying for everyone… Serfs……..

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Next we will have Dave and Hague asking parliament to vote for military action in Ukraine to promote regime change.

    If not, why not ?

  174. 174
    HEARDITALLSEENITALLBEFORE says:

    Privatisation worked fine until Blairs gang allowed foreign government owned companies such as EDF to take over huge parts of the industry in a backdoor Euro-Nationalisation.
    Would France , Germany , Russia or the USA allow their major utilities to fall into foreign hands? Not a chance.

  175. 175
    Tony London says:

    But the point is that reduced taxes in an independent Scotland will lead to loads of wealthy English taken up residence there and commuting south when they have to.

    Scotland will become the new Switzerland.

    This is what Cameron fears and why despite all the logic to the contrary from his viewpoint he wants the Scots to vote to stay in the Union.

  176. 176
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It’s all over for the ConDems, with skyrocketing energy bills tipping millions into fuel poverty and hordes of Romas flooding the country, driving down wages and driving up rents and class sizes and skyrocketing foreign aid, they will be swept away in the great electoral storm of 7th May 2015.

    Tick tock, tick tock.

    Vote early,vote often,vote UKIP :-)

  177. 177
    Rufus Stone says:

    No it’s not Bob Hope. This cartoon is Hopeless.

  178. 178
    Rufus Stone says:

    Well, there’s his mum, two of his sisters, an aunt…

  179. 179
    Jack Ketch says:

    @Alexander Bell Denier.
    When I was very young–maybe 50 years back, there was a Panorama or a World in Action report about the lead pipes still being used for water supplies in Scottish slums (i.e. Scottish homes) when most had been replaced in the rest of the country. There was something specific about the metallic component that made them particularly damaging to health by causing a degree of lead poisoning in the young, retarding intellect and promoting violent behaviour. Maybe the report still exists, maybe something was done–probably not.

  180. 180
    Jackanory says:

    Is that cum on a kaleidoscope?

  181. 181
    Camp David says:

    And so last year!

  182. 182
    Camp David says:

    Could be HS3 (and counting)

  183. 183
    Mail Order Nookie Fan says:

    I would be delighted to give Lingluck, the Thai Prime Minister, asylum in my spare bedroom. She is hotter than any politician on the planet.

  184. 184
    Gamal Nasser says:

    Have you thought about nationalization?

  185. 185
    Horatio Nelson says:

    And here I thought it was Gordon imitating me, and like the fool he is, making a dog’s breakfast of it by putting the spyglass to the good eye.

  186. 186
    Puzzled says:

    What’s the white stuff on top of the £50 note, cocaine?

  187. 187
    Col Kilgore says:

    Charlie don’t surf

  188. 188
    The immigrant millions says:

    A proposal – that’s something you talk about instead of taking action, yeah?

  189. 189
    Intern says:

    I dream of a minimum wage.

    £0 does not go as far as you might think, especially after deductions for travel and food.

  190. 190
    Guest. says:

    But who would actually WANT to live in Scotchland?
    Full of foreign sounding natives and bloody cold, to boot.

  191. 191
    Guest. says:

    £50 off energy bills: £50 on taxes to pay for £50 off energy bills.
    Another Osborne clusterfuck.

  192. 192
    Guest. says:

    ….and Yvette Balls is their Prophet.

  193. 193
    Guest. says:

    The nuthatches will love it.

  194. 194
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Really you should refer to the leadership of the ruling elite

  195. 195
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Brownie did, by lowering the basic of tax, the Cons were completely silent

  196. 196
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Don’t forget the scottish secret weapon, midges, that must why they all move south and become MPs

  197. 197
  198. 198
    Alice says:

    Brown lowered taxes? In which parallel universe was that?
    When he cut the standard rate from 23% to 20% in 2007, funding it by abolishing the 10% rate, meaning that anybody earning less than £18,500 a year saw their tax bills increase to fund cuts for those earning more!
    At the time this only confirmed that he was away with the fairies.


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