Fiercely bright London Mayor hopeful David Lammy has come up with an ingenious plan to help London’s commuters while on a fact-finding mission to Paris:
Big fan of Paris' double-decker trains – sure many London commuters would be too! Thanks to @RERC_SNCF team for tour pic.twitter.com/seBe5RckXZ
— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) December 2, 2013
Guido cannot envisage a single problem with this plan. He’s sure Lammy has fully costed the proposal to widen and heighten all of those deep tube tunnels that would have to double in size.