December 2nd, 2013

Chris Blackhurst’s Kama Sutra

Indy staff have been left baffled this afternoon by an email inviting them to help themselves to “a crate of unclaimed stuff in front of Chris Blackhurst’s desk including some high heels, a copy of the Kama Sutra, an assortment of dog shampoo and a speed camera (hand-held).”

Sounds like one hell of a kinky night…

 


48 Comments

  1. 1
    altruism in industry says:

    I don’t think that is suitable reading for the tubby one, he will do himself an injury.

  2. 2
    Modern Man says:

    Never heard of these people. What is the ‘Indy’?

  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    OK, own up, who pasted that obvious and childish comedy beard onto him?

  4. 4
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  5. 5
    Reader says:

    No idea who that is. Is he something to do with the Sex Offenses Register?

  6. 6
    Dave's Biographer says:

  7. 7
    Cum dine on me says:

    Sounds like it should be an invitation to a LibDem dinner party.

  8. 8
    Noooooooo not HS2 says:

    Mr Li said

    “On infrastructure, the two sides have agreed to push for breakthroughs and progress in co-operation on our enterprises in nuclear power and high-speed railway,” he continued.

  9. 9
    Psyche the Dog says:

    Haven’t you been invited to rummage

  10. 10
    Isobel should chill.. says:

    Personally, the older I get the funnier I find these things..

  11. 11
    Lord Stansted says:

    Something to do with pop-music?

  12. 12
    Andy Burn'em says:

    Has that beard been photoshopped on?

  13. 13
    Meanwhile back at the boss's ranch says:

    The Boss shows his KGB skills

  14. 14
    Meanwhile back at the boss's ranch says:

    And does some community service gardening

  15. 15
    Liu Zhijun's Suspended Death Sentence says:

    The opportunities which HS2 presents are tremendous.

    http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/china/2013-07/08/c_132521816.htm

  16. 16
    Murray Walker says:

    Something to with a motor race?

  17. 17
    Isobel should chill.. says:

    O/T regarding the Nigel Evans quote. Would he honestly rather be a serial male r’apist rather then a drug taking vicar?

  18. 18
    Lard Prescott says:

    It’s surprising to see that important people get held to account for their violence in a lawless place like Russia

  19. 19
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Perhaps I should resign now ?

    LAB lead moves from 3% to 7% with Populus online
    Lab 40 (+2)
    Cons 33 (-2)
    LD 10 (-2)
    UKIP 9 (+2);

  20. 20
    The Puppetmaster says:

    Not yet Dave, but soon.

  21. 21
    Car Crash Media says:

  22. 22
    The British media are cunts says:

    I would like to announce on Guido’s blog that I’m today coming out as straight. I hope the BBC will make this their top story all day.

  23. 23
    Dave the Rave, surrounded by criminals says:

    I’m having a spiffing time in China

    Lining up lots of “contracts”

    When you all kick me oput, I will make fooking millions from all these people

    Tony Blair, my hero, taught me how to do it

    And I have Tony’s ex personal secretary as my Cabinet Secretary

    All rather cosy what?

    Toodly bye and fuck you all

  24. 24
    Diana Gould v Mrs T says:

  25. 25
    Galloway told to go to N Korea says:

  26. 26
    NOT nellnewman says:

    It woz ve fat one, sir!

    ‘Im wiv ve hair on.

  27. 27
    Andy Burnham says:

    It looks like he’s also wearing make-up

  28. 28
    NOT nellnewman says:

    If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

  29. 29
    Andrew Lansley says:

    If i want to stay in Hotels rather than my fully expensed London apartment I bloody well will, and there is SFA you can do about it. Plebs,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2516338/Minister-claimed-6-000-expenses-London-hotel-stays-despite-having-OWN-1million-flat-just-15-minutes-walk-Parliament.html

  30. 30
    Noooooooo not HS2 says:

    “The court held that Liu’s crime of bribery involved a huge amount of money with especially serious circumstances. His crime of abuse of power had caused colossal losses in public assets, violating the rights and interests of the state and the people.”

  31. 31
    Chairman Mao says:

    Good luck Dave, and take care. Don’t forget that the penalty for corruption in China is death.

  32. 32
    Spineless Dave says:

    I have ‘M O T H E R’ tattooed on the six knuckles of my left hand.

  33. 33
    Baby Buggering Corporation says:

    Give us a kiss and it’s a done deal, darling.

  34. 34
    Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:

    Oi he is my biatch. Get your own.

  35. 35
    Vladdy says:

    He’s not a friend.

  36. 36
    The Angry Mob says:

    We can always burn your house down for you if you don’t need it any more.

  37. 37
    IPSA says:

    Approved.

  38. 38
    A Civil Servant says:

    The contracts were all set up before you arrived. You only had to sign the bit of paper.

  39. 39
    Gordon Brown says:

    Did someone say Lisbon Treaty?

  40. 40
    Big Black Cock up Tony's Arse says:

    Oooh! I’m tempted… ;-)

  41. 41
    Russell B Rand says:

    Give it a rest. Maybe he got lucky that night.

    The universe & its parameters reflect the spatio-temporal logic of animal existence, matey-boy and I should know.

  42. 42
    Man in a shed disocvers vaccine against AIDS says:

    Wear a condom and don’t stick a needle in your arm.

  43. 43
    4-chan says:

    shoop!

  44. 44
    Executive Summary says:

    I am a narcissistic self indulgent protozoa.

  45. 45

    Really so cooooool Sutras Kama in high heels sniffing dogs sham pooh innit!

  46. 46
    RT or not to RT ask Georgy says:

    Gorgeous George “we don’t make things for profit” , what the hell do we make things for then, does he actually listen what he is spouting.

  47. 47
    We are all in it together, only joking says:

    Good job the photoshopping is bad, I would hate to see their photoshopped £50 notes done the same way.

  48. 48

    No problem with the notes all in beige envelopes. Very discreet innit.


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