December 2nd, 2013

Chris Blackhurst’s Kama Sutra

Indy staff have been left baffled this afternoon by an email inviting them to help themselves to “a crate of unclaimed stuff in front of Chris Blackhurst’s desk including some high heels, a copy of the Kama Sutra, an assortment of dog shampoo and a speed camera (hand-held).”

Sounds like one hell of a kinky night…

 


48 Comments

  1. 1
    altruism in industry says:

    I don’t think that is suitable reading for the tubby one, he will do himself an injury.

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  2. 2
    Modern Man says:

    Never heard of these people. What is the ‘Indy’?

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  3. 3
    Tuscan Tony says:

    OK, own up, who pasted that obvious and childish comedy beard onto him?

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  4. 4
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  5. 6
    Dave's Biographer says:

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  6. 7
    Cum dine on me says:

    Sounds like it should be an invitation to a LibDem dinner party.

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  7. 8
    Noooooooo not HS2 says:

    Mr Li said

    “On infrastructure, the two sides have agreed to push for breakthroughs and progress in co-operation on our enterprises in nuclear power and high-speed railway,” he continued.

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  8. 13
    Meanwhile back at the boss's ranch says:

    The Boss shows his KGB skills

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  9. 17
    Isobel should chill.. says:

    O/T regarding the Nigel Evans quote. Would he honestly rather be a serial male r’apist rather then a drug taking vicar?

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  10. 19
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Perhaps I should resign now ?

    LAB lead moves from 3% to 7% with Populus online
    Lab 40 (+2)
    Cons 33 (-2)
    LD 10 (-2)
    UKIP 9 (+2);

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  11. 22
    The British media are cunts says:

    I would like to announce on Guido’s blog that I’m today coming out as straight. I hope the BBC will make this their top story all day.

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  12. 24
    Diana Gould v Mrs T says:

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  13. 25
    Galloway told to go to N Korea says:

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      RT or not to RT ask Georgy says:

      Gorgeous George “we don’t make things for profit” , what the hell do we make things for then, does he actually listen what he is spouting.

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  14. 29
    Andrew Lansley says:

    If i want to stay in Hotels rather than my fully expensed London apartment I bloody well will, and there is SFA you can do about it. Plebs,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2516338/Minister-claimed-6-000-expenses-London-hotel-stays-despite-having-OWN-1million-flat-just-15-minutes-walk-Parliament.html

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  15. 43
    4-chan says:

    shoop!

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  16. 45

    Really so cooooool Sutras Kama in high heels sniffing dogs sham pooh innit!

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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