November 28th, 2013

WATCH: Lansley Burns Bercow

From his little throne, Bercow loves to tick off the government for leaking announcements online or in the press before they are announced in the House. Just two weeks ago he said:

“If something has been announced to the House about its future business, I would consider it courteous for the House to be informed formally of any change before the wider world is. A written statement would usually suffice, if there were not sufficient occasion or urgency to justify a supplementary business statement. I hope you will have heard the statement from the chair, to put it very candidly and bluntly these announcements should be made to the House not by the mechanism of Twitter. I think it’s pretty clear.”

So imagine Andrew Lansley’s delight when he got to make this Point of Order:



  1. 1
    James Inho says:

    Why are MPs in a trade Union?

  2. 2
    Is his brother called FukOffOwen? says:

  3. 3
    Alex Taylor says:

    This could be good for us daily watchers of parliament, burn the fucking dwarf

  4. 4
    Mitch says:

    Lansley makes an excellent point. For how long have backbenchers and the Speaker criticised ministers for briefing important announcements outside of parliament first?

    BTW – this new deputy Speaker is a bit shakey?

  5. 5
    Freud says:

    Your mother doesn’t love you and wishes you would go away. It explains a lot of your behaviour.

  6. 6
    Sarcan III, The Kebab King says:

    He skewered Bercow like a kofta kebab

  7. 7
    The Lobbyist says:

    Changes to how democracy is delivered in the UK has FA to do with The Speaker. That is the responsibility of the government.

  8. 8
    Oedipus complex says:


  9. 9
    Mitch says:

    Discussions on the democratic process are notionally above party politics and quite often handled by the Speaker and/or his commission.

  10. 10
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:


  11. 11
    A Voter says:

    How come after every election the fucking government end up in power?

  12. 12
    Gordon Brown - Share Tips says:

    Royal Mail – Sell

  13. 13
    The Speaker says:

    hiiiii hoooooooooooo

  14. 14
    Legal Beagle says:

    the list of Goldman Sachs’ frauds is far too long to put even on this blog

  15. 15
    Ed Miliband says:

    Tell me about it!

    Nice to see being job-destroying left-wingers in support of big welfare payments isn’t the only thing we have in common then!

  16. 16
    Goldstein Silverstein and Fink (Tailors to the gentlemen) says:

    Oy vey, don’t tell me you’ve noticed how bent we really are.

    Moishe, another rollmop if you please.

  17. 17
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    It’s almost as long as my list of failures.

  18. 18
    RED LEN says:

    It’ll be different next time.

  19. 19
    EU Funded Anti-EU Double Agent Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  20. 20
    The British media are cunts says:

    More lefty wank off the BBC. Luciana Berger another of Red Ed’s feminist drones was prattling on the BBC news about how terrible any delay in bringing in plain packaging for cigarettes was.

    Of course the obvious question to ask her was if that was so important, why didn’t Labour do it in their 13 years in power? Needless to say the gormless male BBC presenter didn’t ask that question.

    Then we have Radio 5 claiming that the Tories are close to the cigarette companies, hence their desire NOT to bring in plain packaging. The BBC of course fails to point out that it was LABOUR that was going to exclude cigarette advertising from Formula 1 thanks to a large bung from Bernie Ecclestone.

    The BBC must think we’re all fucking stupid.

  21. 21
    Gordon Brown - Share Tips says:

    Short Bercow

  22. 22

    The Speaker will take just as much notice of that as anyone else in public life does, i.e. absolutely none.

  23. 23
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Trouble is, the BBC is sadly right in the case of 98% of the populace.

  24. 24
    Tony Blair, David Cameron, Barack Obama says:

    Different but exactly the same.

  25. 25
    Mrs Jones says:

    Oh Owen, I wish you’d stop with this twitter business long enough to meet a nice girl and bring me the joy of some lovely grandkids.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Apart from the fact that its illegal to sell cigarettes to children, isnt she the fool who is MP for Wavertree(Liverpool) who didnt even do enough homework to know who Bill Shankley was ? i rest my case.

  27. 27
    The Turley Baster says:


  28. 28
    Kick the foreign ity of London out of England. says:

    Owen Jones is a man ? Christ, I thought it was a lesbian.

  29. 29
    Dave's Election Strap Line says:

    Remember you are unique. Just like everybody else.

  30. 30
    Cast iron cumgargler Dave says:

    Rejoice! Rejoice! Even the joke official immigration figures are up again! Xmas Bonus from Mr Roths***** on the way!

  31. 31
    Joss Ayinglike says:

  32. 32
    Andrew Lansley says:

    Zero hour contracts and sanctioning, see, just look what we can do for you, we can make you go so hungry that you have to seek hospital treatment, that is the Tory contract. We make you fear that you’ll lose your home, we will make you fearful of not taking a job that would put you on the road of poverty pay. We will punish you for being disabled, we will punish you for being ordinary, we will punish you thoroughly for ALL our mistakes.

    We did it, just for you, don’t thank us, please, it comes naturally to us

  33. 33
    crypto Boris Johnson says:

    packs of vibrant migrants flooding hideously white Britain is good for the economy – my economy at least.

  34. 34
    The British People says:

    If that is a skewering, God help us. These people are utterly cut off from the lives of the public.

    Its like an argument about what colour stripe deckchairs ought to be moved first on the Titanic

  35. 35
    Mitch says:

    I hope nobody tweets “VINCE CABLE IS A COCK” one hundred times a day.

  36. 36
    dual citizen banker says:

    Crimbo [spit] bonus on the way.

  37. 37
    Podiceps says:

    Sometimes this blog reminds me of one of those magazines that are entirely about Coronation Street: huge passions and momentous upheavals that have absolutely no connection with the real world.

  38. 38
    Tony E says:

    Yes, and not too sure of her role I suspect. I’m sure that this is a matter for the chair, as it is the chair (in the person of Speaker Bercow) acting under his parliamentary authority who has raised the issue.

    It was also house business Qs this morning, which makes the omission rather more abusive of the process.

  39. 39
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    You have to remember that their brains are so coke addled the 13 years of a Labour government is but a distant dream to them, fond memories set in sunny uplands, Iraq, Afghanistan, mass immigration, financial crash, £trillion + debt etc ,etc. I won’t go into detail, you could write it on a fag packet.

  40. 40
    Tony E says:

    Or at least enough of them to see Labour home and dry in 2015.

    It’s amazing how penetrative a lie is if it repeated often enough, those unsure of their views can be easily persuaded over particular issues, so long as the narrative is consistent.

  41. 41
    Where is the fault in this Lefty Logic says:


    The Spin is.

    Aging population needs more carers ( applies to socialist welfare state)

    Import carers, their families, extended families and extended families’ families.

    Population grows because of imports, more carers required.

    Import carers, their families, extended families and extended families’ families.

    Population grows because of imports, more carers required.

    Where will it all end?

  42. 42
    Sassoon says:

    oy vey, why do God’s Chosen Psychopaths always get typecast as drug fiends?!

  43. 43
  44. 44
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    He’s the heterosexual one, I’m guessing, yeah?

    Which oughta tell you something, OJ.

  45. 45

    If only grebes could organise themselves themselves politically they might do better than we do. Mind you, they have their loons too…

  46. 46
    P l e b says:

    Can’t wait for the furniture van to pick up Cameron’s belongings.

  47. 47
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    “Zero-hours contracts were around for years before they got on to the political agenda and took a ritual kicking. The truth is that zero-hours contracts don’t do people any harm. It is poor managers who do that. And poor managers can employ people on all sorts of contracts.

    The really interesting thing about the research the Chartered Institute of Personnel and Development (CIPD) has published is that we found zero-hours workers were just as satisfied with their work as the average worker – regardless of contract type. Even more tellingly, they were noticeably more satisfied with their work-life balance.”

    Is this from The Daily Mail? No it is from the Guardian.

  48. 48
  49. 49
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    No need to worry. The Liblabcon-men’s green energy poll tax will do for a lot of the old ones this winter.

  50. 50
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:


  51. 51
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    The Liblabcon-men believe in euthenasia. It is called the green energy poll tax.

  52. 52
    Jack Dromey says:

  53. 53
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Ethnic cleansing in all but name.

  54. 54
    Npower overpaid fatcat says:

    We are doing our bit to increase opps sorry force of habit to hold our energy prices for one week to do this we are exporting 1500 British jobs to India.

  55. 55
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    The death of Lewis Collins, a British actor whose work is still shown in this country practically every day, is yet to be reported on Radio 5 Labour.

    Lewis, of course, appeared on the capitalistic, cultural backwater that is ITV, and therefore does not appear in the Official Version of British Television as propagandised by the British Bolshevik Corporation.

  56. 56
    BBC says:

    You are fucking stupid, the very fact that we are still here tells you that.

  57. 57
    hands pver eyes barely able to look says:

    Except they are actually down for the last 3 months
    Before you say they are fiddled that coukd equally be true for a rise and of course the results would be in your opinion cast in stone

  58. 58
    Doctor Nookie says:

    I’m afraid that wont happen mrs Jones. You see.. Your son…he is a bit different than other men

    He has a minuscule penis.

  59. 59
    Big Momma says:

    Seems the poison dwarf is setting up his own 5th column in parliament.

  60. 60
    Bercow Complex says:

    The key to the battle is the farmhouse!

  61. 61
    Bill Quango MP/8 says:

    We employ no one on zero hours.
    But 630 out of 660 on 4+ hours a week.

  62. 62
    Owen's Friend says:

    No. It’s enORMous.

  63. 63
    Watcher says:

    It was the cleaner surely?

  64. 64
    Attendant says:

    Orange ones, then blue, then red. Purple last of all.

  65. 65
    BBC Red Bottom says:

    If is not Doctor Who related we aren’t interested.
    Unless he s on Strictly. Was he on that? Hope so..we could do a funeral special!

  66. 66
    Attendant says:

    The dim ones keep voting LibLabCon.

  67. 67
    Middle Class Person says:

    And who, pray, was ‘Bill Shankley’. A TV star I suppose.

  68. 68
    Handy Batty Hatty's right hand woman says:

    Size isn’t everything, although big and black makes my day.

  69. 69
    Owen Jones says:

    Across the terminals of an electrical socket preferably.

  70. 70
    Smig says:

    @Owen’s (alleged) Friend…
    The one hanging off his forehead doesn’t count.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Well if it’s plain packaging there’ll be lots more you can write on them ….. and there sure is lots more to write

  72. 72
  73. 73
    A Maimed Badger says:

    Perhaps not a Closet Gay but a Closet Socialist.

  74. 74
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Don’t worry Brucie’s 85 – it’ll be coming up soon

  75. 75
    Felix Leiter says:

    R.I.P. Lewis

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Hey Big Momma,wake up & smell the coffee.We already have a 5th. column in Parliament;it is disguised as the prime minister.

  77. 77
    Everyone in government, banking and entertainment says:

    We the chain smoking, coke and meth addicted sexual perverts really know what’s best for you. And whats best for you is sobriety, absitnence and hard work. Especially hard work. Lots of hard work.

  78. 78
    Jack Dromey says:

    Let them eat cock!

  79. 79
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have a zero hours contract!

  80. 80
    PC Dixon says:

    Don’t be so nasty to Mr Burco Alex – He’s a very important person isn’t he?

  81. 81
    Auto cue says:

    Brucie dies every Saturday night.

  82. 82
    left wing, right wing, they're all turkeys. . says:

    When Solidiers (Sailor’s & Airmen) ARE NOT!

  83. 83
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    Owen Jones really is a tw*t.
    Another gob-shite woofter who can’t wait to get on the gravy train.
    Oops, sorry, he’s a fully paid up member of the approved BBC rent a gob leftist c**ts.

  84. 84
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    And they are mostly correct!!

  85. 85
    (Not so)Dangerous Brian says:

    This n power tw*t was on 1 o’clock news earlier.
    Its not about cutting costs its about providing excellent customer service.

  86. 86
    broderick crawford says:




  87. 87
    broderick crawford says:


  88. 88
    M'Learned Friend says:

    Royal Mail – sue.

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