November 28th, 2013

Another Champagne Socialist

He doesn’t half pic ‘em.


122 Comments

  1. 1
    ℬilly ℬumshire says:

    First

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  2. 2
    Champagne Socialist says:

    Wha’s wrong with that? You idiot

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  3. 3
    Newsfox says:

    Need more people from outside the Westminster bubbly.

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    • 28
      Newsfox Mong says:

      +1

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    • 106
      Stefan Dennis says:

      Fucking Hell. In the name of all that is good in this rancid little shit hole of a planet PLEASE FUCKING STOP POSTING SUCH GOD FUCKING AWFUL PUNS AND QUIPS AS THEY CAUSE ONE TO CRINGE WITH EMBARRASSMENT SO FUCKING HARD THAT ONE ALMOST FOLLOWS THROUGH AND SHATS ONESELF.
      Seriously, you are about as funny as shadow on an X-ray. And your “blog” is still fucking shite, just give it up you fucking mong muppet twunt.

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      • 108
        Anonymous says:

        FFS grow up, somebody has died you moron.

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        • 112
          Judith Charmless says:

          People die every single fucking second, get used to it you fucking fairy. Death surrounds us. When it hits you fell just fine. You fucking soft wanker. Someone has died. Sad for those involved of course but did you personally know him (one presumes you are grieving for Bodie/Skellen actor Lewis Collins rather than the thousand of people who you also never knew who have died so far today) Of course you fucking didn’t, you are just a band wagon jumping reactionary fuckhead the like of who have reduced this once great nation to a bunch of arsehole who pretend to grieve for people they never met. Like all those fucking mongs who went to that old RAF fellas funeral the other week, what a bunch of fucking half wits.
          Now fucking jog on and have your little homo erotic cry for your boyhood crush you fucking perverted bender.

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  4. 4
    Lewis Collins RIP says:

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    • 7
      BBC intern says:

      +1

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      • 94
        broderick crawford says:

        yeah … good actor …. unfortunately not as successful as the other part of the professionals duo martin sheen in later career

        may your God go with you Lewis .

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        • 109
          Anonymous says:

          He was a beautiful man, be honest.RIP Lewis xx

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          • Judith Charmless says:

            Ha ha ha you fucking bender, I knew it, you aint graving you’re wanking away you dirty old man. Like an Uncle Monty type you are not as bad as that rock singer fella yesterday but you are well on the way to being on a register. Wanking over the dead, you vile little perv.

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  5. 5
    Ed MilliB says:

    Bright, vivacious, bubbly…and that’s just the plonk!

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  6. 6
    Nadhim's accountant says:

    Oh my God, she drank champagne? How embarrassing for a political party. Next thing she’ll be buying clothes in shops and going online to look at things.

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  7. 9
    The BBC says:

    Once we get our teeth into this story we won’t let go until Ed Miliband resigns. But first we have a new series of Sooty to film in the Caribbean.

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  8. 10
    Strapline says:

    The prospect of a labour government under Ed Miliband turned Rae to drink.

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  9. 12
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    Oh my God, Dave Cameron rode a horse. How embarrassing is that for the leader of a right wing party that believes in getting a reward for achievement?

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  10. 13
    Antipo-dean says:

    Come on, Guido, at least she was trying. She’s not posh enough to drink her champagne from one of those airy-fairy “glasses” after all.

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  11. 17
    i want my money back says:

    Did she claim it on expenses?

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  12. 19
    Ed Miliband says:

    Rae is building our campaign on the ground starting with the gutter.

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  13. 22
    Boris 1% says:

    She looks like number 1 on my to-do list.

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  14. 23
    It Is Ed. Click through to the original. says:

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    • 32
      Google Girth says:

      Not just in his window but licking it.

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      • 97
        broderick crawford says:

        i wonder if that is a UNITE property on which ed is claimimng rent which he is paying straight to Len ?

        Looks like one of tnose Runyonesque soulless tenements beloved of the Unionistas to display their grass roots workaday working class credentials . …. bevore decamping to the upmarket oyster bar to quaff champagne .

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      • 116
        Old Hal says:

        I see no Miliband, Bentley Road, Doncaster, hmmm.

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    • 43
      A Google Spokeperson says:

      We need to adapt our blurring algorithm to detect objects that almost look human.

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    • 48
      Mong the Miliband says:

      Even Google has captured his inability to come up with any policies.

      What an absolute mong.

      Next up: Google Tardis with evidence of Ralph Miliband killing a cat whilst drunk in charge of a motorcycle babbling hate about Britain.

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    • 110
      Anonymous says:

      Hardly rushed off his feet is he !

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  15. 26
    David Miliband unaware of what a Turd is. says:

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    • 98
      broderick crawford says:

      yeah davey

      it s called a three joint roast .

      Lidl UK sell them for run up to Christmas for about a tenner .

      If you had bothered staying in thiis country your culinary education would not been so blinkered

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  16. 29
    Selfies sum up the selfish fuckers quite nicely says:

    If Facebook is anything to go by the majority of Britain’s women are pissed up bimbo’s.

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    • 77
      Not a lot of people know THAT says:

      You make a very good point..the percentage of young(and not so young)women who get regularly pissed and also smoke like chimneys far outnumber men especially in the age group 21 – 29 ..this is of course largely unreported by our PC national broadcaster

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    • 85
      Jack Ketch says:

      Back over here we have to put up with a big black sausage inside Jack Dromey and a former Co-op Bank chairman inside half the work-experience lads.

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    • 99
      broderick crawford says:

      just the majority ???

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  17. 30
    Old Geezer says:

    Judging by her expression she thinks that the bottle is something else. I wonder what it could be.

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  18. 31
    Actually says:

    LAZY pissed up bimbo’s

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  19. 34

    Perhaps drinking Moët straight from the bottle is an appropriate allusion to the reason why the Labour movement has failed to obtain the best experience from their enormous expenditure.

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    • 53
      Casual Observer 4 says:

      As a casual observer who has witnessed such an event and speculated upon the wisdom of swigging an carbonated vine product famed for its projectile corks, one can only speculate about the nasal enema and morning after flatulence that Ed’s little starlet endured and surmise – as you allude – that Labour have not got a fucking clue.

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      • 55
        Ed Miliband says:

        You will see, she will ‘follow through’ with her policies.

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      • 72

        One imagines she passes her wind both downwards and upwards. These will enunciate the only coherent thoughts that she will entertain in her undertaxed cerebrum, perhaps the only way in which one may employ the word undertaxed nowadays, incidentally.

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        • 73
          Casual Observer 4 says:

          It is just a shame that the socialists are unable to grasp the nuances.

          A good flute to assist the nose and allow controlled imbibing is part of the experience.

          Getting off with your mates whilst blind drunk on cheap cider and then being photographed swigging from a bottle of Shampers to demonstrate on facebook that one has ‘class’, and a budget for pound shop makeup, is neither bourgeoisie or anything to be proud of.

          Daughter of S’ally B’ercow ?

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      • 81
        Voice of experience says:

        If you open a bottle of bubbly properly there is no pop, just a slight hiss, and no wind or bubbles come out.

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    • 100
      broderick crawford says:

      ahh you mean to imply only capable of ” gobbling ” down the money ….

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  20. 35
    Bye bye Dimmy Dave! Bye bye! says:

    “David Cameron’s bid to reduce net migration to the “tens of thousands” has been dealt a significant blow after figures showed that it has gone up in the last year.”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10480223/Blow-for-David-Cameron-as-figures-show-net-migration-increase-during-last-year.html

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    • 51
      Sorry Diana no cigar says:

      Most east European’s are quite racist and homophobic very unlikely to conform to common purpose and certainly not prepared to get to back of the queue behind Diana Abbott’s community.

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    • 52
      Diane Fatbott says:

      Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiiiist !

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    • 56
      member of the public says:

      Oh dear, doesn’t look good for Dave. Imagine what the report will be like next year, when all the Roma and Bulgarians have arrived.

      EU immigration exceeds non EU immigration – explain that one away Diddy Dave.

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      • 64
        albacore says:

        Judging by his record of accomplishment
        Owt that he gets right is by pure accident
        Indeed, you might think he was taking the piss
        Getting immigration as cocked-up as this

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      • 101
        broderick crawford says:

        did you say ROMABURGERS ??

        is that to be next year s fast food of choice ?

        Provenance may be questionable ….. perhaps Jack Cohen s ghost should be consulted ….

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  21. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Is she trying to back Movember?

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  22. 37
    Black Jack Dromey says:

    Bit of Girl on Girl by the look of it – not my kind of thing at all

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  23. 38
    Ed Miliband says:

    The poor hard pressed socialists of this country are being driven to champagne banks.

    Usually in Limousines

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  24. 39
    Ed Miliband says:

    The poor hard pressed socialists of this country are being dr1ven to champagne banks.

    Usually in Limousines

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  25. 40
    Andy (Is my mascara too much?) Burnham says:

    Good god only Moet NV – letting the side down there soft girl

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  26. 45
    Sally Bercowitz says:

    Straight from Basildon on a Saturday night, or any other Essex similar cesspit

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  27. 46
    albacore says:

    Well, they do say that pride can come before falls
    And folks with geniuses like Brown and Balls
    Let loose to organise all their finances
    Don’t arf take organisational chances

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    • 57
      Pooetry Corner says:

      But Labour cock ‘n’ Balls,
      As ever always falls,
      For the shallow and short term opportunism,
      Of Champagne and fictional financial socialism.

      Ignore what they say, do not what they do.

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      • 65
        Pooetry Corner cont... says:

        Just jump up and down and fling lots of poo.
        Poo Poo, Moo Moo, Woo Hoo, Poo Poo,
        Don’t vote Labour if you know what’s good for you !

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  28. 54
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    NONSENSE !!

    https://twitter.com/SteveSGoddard/status/406045992216051712

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  29. 61
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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  30. 78
    Les Abbey says:

    Is it because Guido works for the Sun that he can’t mention Wendy Deng and Tony Blair?

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  31. 80
    Bert. says:

    She did a good job in Eastleigh. Labour came in a distant # Fourth.

    Happy days. :-)

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  32. 103
    broderick crawford says:

    what make is that TV set …. looks Romanian to me …. has it still got the old cathode tube ….. must have been 1989 Caucescu vintage model .

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  33. 104
    broderick crawford says:

    …. oh sorry I ve been able to decipher it now …. PHILLIPS ….same difference ….Dutch ….. all part of the People s Soviet Socialist Republic of the Eurozone Jamahariya …. so they achieved nothing by shooting caucescu and his missus after all …… from the Russian frying pan into the Brussels fire.

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  34. 111

    Flexuous, sonsy lady. But whether, she can make it as expositor for Labours obscure ideas and develop a voter relationship strategy. She may have to re-cork the bottle first.

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  35. 121

    Anybody have her number?

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  36. 122
    A gentleman says:

    This story has caused me some considerable grief.
    I was relaxing in a gentlemanly way whilst perusing the Totty Watch category, and this story came to my attention. Needless to say I had to stop relaxing, and am going to be unable to relax for a while now.
    I hope Guido will be more discerning with his categorisation in future.

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