November 28th, 2013

Another Champagne Socialist


  1. 1
    ℬilly ℬumshire says:


  2. 2
    Champagne Socialist says:

    Wha’s wrong with that? You idiot

  3. 3
    Newsfox says:

    Need more people from outside the Westminster bubbly.

  4. 4
    Lewis Collins RIP says:

  5. 5
    Ed MilliB says:

    Bright, vivacious, bubbly…and that’s just the plonk!

  6. 6
    Nadhim's accountant says:

    Oh my God, she drank champagne? How embarrassing for a political party. Next thing she’ll be buying clothes in shops and going online to look at things.

  7. 7
    BBC intern says:


  8. 8
    He doesn’t half pic ‘em says:

  9. 9
    The BBC says:

    Once we get our teeth into this story we won’t let go until Ed Miliband resigns. But first we have a new series of Sooty to film in the Caribbean.

  10. 10
    Strapline says:

    The prospect of a labour government under Ed Miliband turned Rae to drink.

  11. 11
    Lefty Watch says:

    Hi Jimmy, are you between wanks again?

  12. 12
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    Oh my God, Dave Cameron rode a horse. How embarrassing is that for the leader of a right wing party that believes in getting a reward for achievement?

  13. 13
    Antipo-dean says:

    Come on, Guido, at least she was trying. She’s not posh enough to drink her champagne from one of those airy-fairy “glasses” after all.

  14. 14
    Antipo-dean says:

    That’s no way to speak about Sam Cam.

  15. 15
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    Should have been reply to #6.

  16. 16
    Pantomine Season says:

    She has more make up on than Widow Twankey

  17. 17
    i want my money back says:

    Did she claim it on expenses?

  18. 18
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:


  19. 19
    Ed Miliband says:

    Rae is building our campaign on the ground starting with the gutter.

  20. 20
    Mitch says:

    Just as good looking and same costume, though.

  21. 21
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    When are the BBC going to bring back the Black and White Minstrel show?

  22. 22
    Boris 1% says:

    She looks like number 1 on my to-do list.

  23. 23
    It Is Ed. Click through to the original. says:

  24. 24
    Left of Left says:


  25. 25
    retardEd Miliband says:

    There ith a thevere cotht of living cwithith.

    Although not for thothialithtth who like to quaff thampagne.

  26. 26
    David Miliband unaware of what a Turd is. says:

  27. 27
    Monty Python Reunion says:

    I don’t like darkies!

  28. 28
    Newsfox Mong says:


  29. 29
    Selfies sum up the selfish fuckers quite nicely says:

    If Facebook is anything to go by the majority of Britain’s women are pissed up bimbo’s.

  30. 30
    Old Geezer says:

    Judging by her expression she thinks that the bottle is something else. I wonder what it could be.

  31. 31
    Actually says:

    LAZY pissed up bimbo’s

  32. 32
    Google Girth says:

    Not just in his window but licking it.

  33. 33
    BOB CROW says:


  34. 34

    Perhaps drinking Moët straight from the bottle is an appropriate allusion to the reason why the Labour movement has failed to obtain the best experience from their enormous expenditure.

  35. 35
    Bye bye Dimmy Dave! Bye bye! says:

    “David Cameron’s bid to reduce net migration to the “tens of thousands” has been dealt a significant blow after figures showed that it has gone up in the last year.”

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Is she trying to back Movember?

  37. 37
    Black Jack Dromey says:

    Bit of Girl on Girl by the look of it – not my kind of thing at all

  38. 38
    Ed Miliband says:

    The poor hard pressed socialists of this country are being driven to champagne banks.

    Usually in Limousines

  39. 39
    Ed Miliband says:

    The poor hard pressed socialists of this country are being dr1ven to champagne banks.

    Usually in Limousines

  40. 40
    Andy (Is my mascara too much?) Burnham says:

    Good god only Moet NV – letting the side down there soft girl

  41. 41
    Barry Humphries says:

    Looks like a young Dame Edna to me possum

  42. 42
    George Chisholm says:

    Surely you must like ones with white lips?

  43. 43
    A Google Spokeperson says:

    We need to adapt our blurring algorithm to detect objects that almost look human.

  44. 44
    Dave Likes a Big One Up the Arse says:

    But not as much puffy am me love!

  45. 45
    Sally Bercowitz says:

    Straight from Basildon on a Saturday night, or any other Essex similar cesspit

  46. 46
    albacore says:

    Well, they do say that pride can come before falls
    And folks with geniuses like Brown and Balls
    Let loose to organise all their finances
    Don’t arf take organisational chances

  47. 47
    NHS whistle blower says:

    And Andy, she is not drinking it from a flower vase.

  48. 48
    Mong the Miliband says:

    Even Google has captured his inability to come up with any policies.

    What an absolute mong.

    Next up: Google Tardis with evidence of Ralph Miliband killing a cat whilst drunk in charge of a motorcycle babbling hate about Britain.

  49. 49
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    Oh yes !

  50. 50
    Possum Dearie says:

    Very jazzy.

  51. 51
    Sorry Diana no cigar says:

    Most east European’s are quite racist and homophobic very unlikely to conform to common purpose and certainly not prepared to get to back of the queue behind Diana Abbott’s community.

  52. 52
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiiiist !

  53. 53
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    As a casual observer who has witnessed such an event and speculated upon the wisdom of swigging an carbonated vine product famed for its projectile corks, one can only speculate about the nasal enema and morning after flatulence that Ed’s little starlet endured and surmise – as you allude – that Labour have not got a fucking clue.

  54. 54
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


  55. 55
    Ed Miliband says:

    You will see, she will ‘follow through’ with her policies.

  56. 56
    member of the public says:

    Oh dear, doesn’t look good for Dave. Imagine what the report will be like next year, when all the Roma and Bulgarians have arrived.

    EU immigration exceeds non EU immigration – explain that one away Diddy Dave.

  57. 57
    Pooetry Corner says:

    But Labour cock ‘n’ Balls,
    As ever always falls,
    For the shallow and short term opportunism,
    Of Champagne and fictional financial socialism.

    Ignore what they say, do not what they do.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Did Mrs Dromey continue to smile?

  59. 59
    Anonymong says:

    Shut up you gobby cow or I’ll set the dogs on you. They haven’t been fed for 3 days.

  60. 60
    Mong Watch says:

    Switch from https to http to have it display:

  61. 61
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  62. 62
    Mong Watch says:

    Drop the ‘s’ :

  63. 63
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

  64. 64
    albacore says:

    Judging by his record of accomplishment
    Owt that he gets right is by pure accident
    Indeed, you might think he was taking the piss
    Getting immigration as cocked-up as this

  65. 65
    Pooetry Corner cont... says:

    Just jump up and down and fling lots of poo.
    Poo Poo, Moo Moo, Woo Hoo, Poo Poo,
    Don’t vote Labour if you know what’s good for you !

  66. 66
    RSPCA says:

    …and we’ll do you for maltreating animals my son.

  67. 67
    Al Kebab says:


  68. 68
    I hate socialists. says:

    Are you still in your subsidised council house?

  69. 69
    Ralph Milliband says:

    Let them eat cats!

  70. 70
    Mrs Dromey says:

    I never smile.

  71. 71
    Rev. Flowers says:

    Let them eat cock!

  72. 72

    One imagines she passes her wind both downwards and upwards. These will enunciate the only coherent thoughts that she will entertain in her undertaxed cerebrum, perhaps the only way in which one may employ the word undertaxed nowadays, incidentally.

  73. 73
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    It is just a shame that the socialists are unable to grasp the nuances.

    A good flute to assist the nose and allow controlled imbibing is part of the experience.

    Getting off with your mates whilst blind drunk on cheap cider and then being photographed swigging from a bottle of Shampers to demonstrate on facebook that one has ‘class’, and a budget for pound shop makeup, is neither bourgeoisie or anything to be proud of.

    Daughter of S’ally B’ercow ?

  74. 74
    Hug a hoodie, arsefuck a rent boy says:

    Talking of which, was I the only one who thought that Greg Barker looked deliciously fuckable on Newsnight last night?

    If I’d been Paxman, I’d have bent him over and given him a good, solid rogering there and then.

  75. 75
    Big Momma says:

    Old goat more like it in a cheap dress or are they curtains.

  76. 76
    Hug a hoodie, arsefuck a rent boy says:

    Good enough for Dave, good enough for Bob.

    So many snouts, so many troughs.

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    Not a lot of people know THAT says:

    You make a very good point..the percentage of young(and not so young)women who get regularly pissed and also smoke like chimneys far outnumber men especially in the age group 21 – 29 ..this is of course largely unreported by our PC national broadcaster

  78. 78
    Les Abbey says:

    Is it because Guido works for the Sun that he can’t mention Wendy Deng and Tony Blair?

  79. 79
    Al Jolson says:

    I seem to recall that they tried in the late 70’s to do so but with the performers not in make up i.e. as their normal white self and from viewing figures in the millions it went to just over 1 million and was dropped

  80. 80
    Bert. says:

    She did a good job in Eastleigh. Labour came in a distant # Fourth.

    Happy days. :-)

  81. 81
    Voice of experience says:

    If you open a bottle of bubbly properly there is no pop, just a slight hiss, and no wind or bubbles come out.

  82. 82
    Voice of experience says:

    “wine or bubbles”

  83. 83
    PC Dixon says:

    No – Something you lefties don’t like – THE TRUTH

  84. 84
    Eeeeeew says:

    Is she pregnant or just enormously obese?

  85. 85
    Jack Ketch says:

    Back over here we have to put up with a big black sausage inside Jack Dromey and a former Co-op Bank chairman inside half the work-experience lads.

  86. 86
    Batty Hatty's right hand woman says:

    Once you’ve tried black, you never go back.

  87. 87
    General van den Burgh says:

    Rottweilers will not attack black people until after the water cannon have done their job.

  88. 88
    Albino says:

    Once you’ve tried white the rest is shite.

  89. 89
    Bogdan says:

    Once you’ve tried Roma, it’s game over.

  90. 90
    Baby Sham says:

    It’s just the champaign bubbles building up, waiting to come out in one big go.

  91. 91
    Darwin says:

    Is that woman on the left a Roma?

  92. 92
    broderick crawford says:



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  94. 94
    broderick crawford says:

    yeah … good actor …. unfortunately not as successful as the other part of the professionals duo martin sheen in later career

    may your God go with you Lewis .

  95. 95
    broderick crawford says:

    yes bob quite correct

    one quaffs champagne

    and one chaffs AT ( not ON) one s cigar

    ( just in case you find yourself in the officers mess at khatmandu one day )

  96. 96
    broderick crawford says:

    Once you ve tried gippo

    Cannot think of a good final line …. all contributions welcome

    Alternatively we could try completing a limerick

    There was a young Gippo from Cairo
    Whose camel was good with a Biro
    Whilst preparing to jot
    The Biro got hot


  97. 97
    broderick crawford says:

    i wonder if that is a UNITE property on which ed is claimimng rent which he is paying straight to Len ?

    Looks like one of tnose Runyonesque soulless tenements beloved of the Unionistas to display their grass roots workaday working class credentials . …. bevore decamping to the upmarket oyster bar to quaff champagne .

  98. 98
    broderick crawford says:

    yeah davey

    it s called a three joint roast .

    Lidl UK sell them for run up to Christmas for about a tenner .

    If you had bothered staying in thiis country your culinary education would not been so blinkered

  99. 99
    broderick crawford says:

    just the majority ???

  100. 100
    broderick crawford says:

    ahh you mean to imply only capable of ” gobbling ” down the money ….

  101. 101
    broderick crawford says:

    did you say ROMABURGERS ??

    is that to be next year s fast food of choice ?

    Provenance may be questionable ….. perhaps Jack Cohen s ghost should be consulted ….

  102. 102
    broderick crawford says:

    depends which lips you re referring to .

  103. 103
    broderick crawford says:

    what make is that TV set …. looks Romanian to me …. has it still got the old cathode tube ….. must have been 1989 Caucescu vintage model .

  104. 104
    broderick crawford says:

    …. oh sorry I ve been able to decipher it now …. PHILLIPS ….same difference ….Dutch ….. all part of the People s Soviet Socialist Republic of the Eurozone Jamahariya …. so they achieved nothing by shooting caucescu and his missus after all …… from the Russian frying pan into the Brussels fire.

  105. 105
    Gordon Brown says:

    I once got a bottle stuck up my bum.

  106. 106
    Stefan Dennis says:

    Seriously, you are about as funny as shadow on an X-ray. And your “blog” is still fucking shite, just give it up you fucking mong muppet twunt.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    She has a look of Nigella Lawson as well, doesnt she ?

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    FFS grow up, somebody has died you moron.

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    He was a beautiful man, be honest.RIP Lewis xx

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Hardly rushed off his feet is he !

  111. 111

    Flexuous, sonsy lady. But whether, she can make it as expositor for Labours obscure ideas and develop a voter relationship strategy. She may have to re-cork the bottle first.

  112. 112
    Judith Charmless says:

    People die every single fucking second, get used to it you fucking fairy. Death surrounds us. When it hits you fell just fine. You fucking soft wanker. Someone has died. Sad for those involved of course but did you personally know him (one presumes you are grieving for Bodie/Skellen actor Lewis Collins rather than the thousand of people who you also never knew who have died so far today) Of course you fucking didn’t, you are just a band wagon jumping reactionary fuckhead the like of who have reduced this once great nation to a bunch of arsehole who pretend to grieve for people they never met. Like all those fucking mongs who went to that old RAF fellas funeral the other week, what a bunch of fucking half wits.
    Now fucking jog on and have your little homo erotic cry for your boyhood crush you fucking perverted bender.

  113. 113
    Judith Charmless says:

    Ha ha ha you fucking bender, I knew it, you aint graving you’re wanking away you dirty old man. Like an Uncle Monty type you are not as bad as that rock singer fella yesterday but you are well on the way to being on a register. Wanking over the dead, you vile little perv.

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    Old Hal says:

    Dead common, drinking plonk from a bottle, one drinks it from a glass, you wouldn’t catch a true Conserative doing that, would one?

  115. 115
    Old Hal says:

    Aussies do not use glasses anyway, they get in the of the booze to their mouths

  116. 116
    Old Hal says:

    I see no Miliband, Bentley Road, Doncaster, hmmm.

  117. 117
    The Milibands says:

    Get back under your Oak tree.

    We’ll be done with your crappy little island soon enough.

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    JH5345234234235 says:

    Hardly a dynamo of dynamism is she? Look at the body language as she holds out that leaflet. Pathetic.

    The grumpy cow on the left also has very clear body language.

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    Guns n' Neuroses says:

    You certainly wouldn’t catch a true lady doing it.

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    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Is that a camel chewing a biscuit or a bulldog chewing a wasp?

  121. 121

    Anybody have her number?

  122. 122
    A gentleman says:

    This story has caused me some considerable grief.
    I was relaxing in a gentlemanly way whilst perusing the Totty Watch category, and this story came to my attention. Needless to say I had to stop relaxing, and am going to be unable to relax for a while now.
    I hope Guido will be more discerning with his categorisation in future.

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