November 27th, 2013

Fabricant Promises to Wear Fake Hairpiece at PMQs

Michael Fabricant will be be wearing a fake moustache at PMQs today to raise awareness for prostate cancer.

He’ll be hoping to catch the Speaker’s eye for a Fab first – wearing fake hair.

You can donate to his cause here.


  1. 1
    Where's England's parliament? says:

    What’s the connection between moustaches and prostate cancer?

    • 4
      Nothing, but.. says:

      It’s another opportunity for our increasingly naricssistic society to “show off”.

    • 10
      Peter Hain says:

      I wear a fake tan all the time. Please donate to me.

    • 11
      Lord Stansted says:

      Indeed – why not wear a condom over his nose.

    • 13
      Self Indulgant Charityistas says:

      Kin fed up with people having a good laugh, the thrill of a lifetime or a road trip they’ve always wanted to do and then walk around the office demanding money or public ridicule for being a meany.

      • 39
        Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

        I’m stopping my charity contributions as most of the money goes to massively overpaid staff. Just look at the CEO’s of WWF, RSPCA, NSPCC and so on.

      • 43
        Tough titty says:

        I give to SOS Children. Anyone else can whistle for it.

  2. 2
    Mitch says:

    This isn’t supposed to be a pantomime??

  3. 3
    Reader says:

    Michael Fabricant is a knob.

  4. 5
    JACK DROMEY of the FUDGE PACKERS and SHUNTERS trades man entrance Union says:

    My wife wears a wig on her fanny , i call it her FabriHunt

  5. 6
    Cymro oddi ar y llinell says:

    Come on! I can’t tell what is fake. Is it the hat, the hair, the face or the ‘tache?

  6. 7
    DAVE , Caring for Rich people since 2010 says:

    Is it to represent the hair around the hole where the shit comes out ?

  7. 12
    Bryant says:

    He loooks soooo gay.

  8. 14
    WTF? says:

    Do men with Taches get cancer then?

  9. 15
    Saint Sebastian says:

    I seem to remember Mandleson growing a moustache to raise awareness about his bum hole..

  10. 16
    Don't like this one bit says:

    If he wants to give money to a charity he believes in then great. He earns a good wage and is able to give generously. But why the need to show off and force others by emotional blackmail into also giving his charity money?

    • 17
      Agreed says:

      If he was that committed to the cause he would have taken the time to grow a real one, like a lot of other men have?

  11. 19
    Enrique Masturbani says:

    I hope The Squeaker lets him ask a question !

  12. 20
    Chief Rabbi, Lord Sacks says:

    Fuck me! What a load of tosh.

  13. 21
    Angela Eagle says:

    Man with Moustache has all day breakfast.

    • 27
      Ban facial hair says:

      Man with moustache has face crawling with bacteria and filth.

      Man with beard is a walking bio-hazard.

  14. 22
    Michael Parkinson says:

    Will I get a pen just for enquiring?

  15. 23
  16. 25
    Russell Band says:

    Never quite sure, I always check for a prostrate

  17. 28
    LOL says:
  18. 30
    Hear ! Hear ! says:

    Squeaker Bercow has granted Urgent Question in Commons on PM migration crackdown. 1230pm

    • 34
      The BBC Litmus Test says:

      Dave must be on to something here as the BBC is up in arms about it.

      • 40
        Axe The Telly Tax &Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

        Grow a pair and stop paying the telly tax.

        I haven’t paid it for 9 years.

        I still get the odd letter addressed to “The Legal Occupier”, but as i know of no such person i burn them in the fireplace :-)

        • 45
          Endorser says:

          “The”, ” Legal”?. T.H. Occupier? They’re clearly not proper Christian names, must be some foreigner who used to live in your house. You’re quite right to ignore them.

        • 47
          God says:

          All those who do not offer me £145.50 for colour, or £49.00 for black and white are an abomination in my sight, yea, and a blemish on the works of my hands.

          And it shall come to pass that after nine years and forty days I will smite them with a great vengeance. And they shall have no online content.

    • 36
      Axe The Telly Tax &Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

      Nearly 2000 years ago cries were heard all over Britain of “The Romans are coming!”

      From next year cries will be heard once more all over Britain of “The Romas are coming!”

      Vote UKIP for the cure :-)

    • 38
      Axe The Telly Tax &Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

      The Romas have been practicing their new English phrases for next years invasion:

      “Big Issue”
      “Where is the benefits office?”
      “Would you like to buy some pegs?”
      “Would you like to buy some lead?”
      “Where is the nearest ATM?”

      Vote UKIP for the cure :-)

  19. 31
    Romanian Goat says:

    My master and his many friends from the village are very hairy, but it’s not fake hair. Only their ID documents and EU work permits are fake.

    See you soon!

  20. 33
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    It’s getting more difficult for a clown like Fabricant to stand out in a room of 650 clowns.

  21. 35
    Axe The Telly Tax &Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I bet you cried yourself to sleep when the BBC axed the Black and White Minstrel show.

  22. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Well I suppose it’s marginally more effective than Claire Perry offering the Speaker a BJ if he called her for a question at PMQs. Actually I want to know if the BJ was before or after being called – I wouldn’t trust the creep.

  23. 48
    No class says:

    Tweeting, fake ‘taches…….the standards continue to fall n the chamber

  24. 50
    Anonymous says:

    A fake at Pmqs who isn’t Cameron.

  25. 51
    mraemiller says:

    “Fabricant Promises to Wear Fake Hairpiece” – What’s new?
    Oh the moustache…

  26. 52
    Floella Benjamin y'all says:

    ‘Kin hell, bet this mutha is on a list!

  27. 53

    One look into his face tells you, this is the face of a C-NT

  28. 54
    broderick crawford says:

    no i m sorry i think he s doing a damn good job

    if it heightens awdareness of this terrible condition then more power to him

    good on yah mate .

  29. 55
    mraemiller says:

    Why is he holding a half of Guinness?

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