November 24th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun on Sunday Online

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  1. 1
    Carole Caplin says:

    I foresaw this Deng Blair accusation when I was in the salt bath with Cherrie

  2. 2
    Marmite Ed says:

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Does anyone really believe that Dominic Grieve is sorry for what he said about corruption within the Pakistani community.

    The Tories need to wake up to the level of corruption within the postal voting system; they will not win any marginal seats in the East and West Midlands, the North west cotton towns and the Yorkshire textile towns.

  4. 4
    Ed Blows his own Trumpet (or was it his bag carrier?) says:

  5. 5
    ony Blair Esq says:

    Just like to put on record

  6. 6
    Liebour Lies says:

    Surely allowing Bliar in your house is enough reason for divorce?

  7. 7
    Reader says:

    I have never found much joy in reading the Sun.

  8. 8

    Is it just me, or is Red Ed starting to look more like Bernie Winters every day?

  9. 9
    Not a Labor Supporter says:

    11:15 thats a very good time to go for a long dump, while of course thinking
    Ed the No*se especially wiping my ar*se……

  10. 10
    Kiwi says:

    In his day, Blair can put quite a shine on a pair of brogues

  11. 11
    nellnewman says:

    MPs fighting to keep £15 meal expenses whilst doing nothing to help the 500,000 using food banks.

    Everyone of them is a bastard.

  12. 12
    Alan Sugar says:

    It’s the Shonk. It’s in his DNA

  13. 13
    Living in 98% benefits land says:

    Up here we don’t think for ourselves we just vote labour.

  14. 14
    Bollocks says:

    Not very sincere so far. Sounds more like a political broadcast and please like me, I’m an ordinary OK fellow.

  15. 15
    Anon...........& Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Funny you should say that, I thought that EUSSR As*ton woman is looking
    more like him, every time I have to suffer her fizz hog on MSM.

    makes them both a pair of fcuking ugly bas*tards……..

  16. 16
    Grant Shapps says:

    The UK is the only G8 Country where the Red Cross is providing Emergency Food Aid.

    Vote Tory

    Hear ! Hear ! Hear ! Hear !

    Tally Ho !!

  17. 17
    Soup Kitchen says:

    Lots of the people seeking help from food banks need it, unfortunately, there are also lots of people who have simply made stupid choices with their lives (and/or the money the state gives them) and are trying to avoid the conseqences by having yet others bail them out again.

  18. 18
    He's full of Bullshit says:

    The TBsGBs dysfunctionality did exist but it’s not true about him and Ed Balls

  19. 19
    Anon. says:

    Grubby,very grubby.

  20. 20
    Soup Kitchen says:

    The red cross hand out food in France regularly. What do you think the asylum seekers in Calais eat?

  21. 21
    mad, swivel eyed loon says:

    I’ve just curled one out. Has the Milipede finished yet?

  22. 22
    Soup Kitchen says:

    Will they pay back their loans?

  23. 23
    Loada Bollocks says:

    Never been to the States then? Or Russia?

  24. 24
    Vote UKIP says:

    I’ve just curled one out. Has the Milipede finished yet?

  25. 25
    Vote UKIP - don't let your granny freeze says:

    Meanwhile the EU is giving an extra £1.4 billion of British taxpayers’ money in foreign aid to cope with the effects of global warming (whatever they are). One project was to build an 11 mile railway line in Ecuador.

    Meanwhile our grannies freeze to death thanks to the Liblabcon-men’s 10%+ green energy poll tax.

  26. 26
    Yes I read the Mail says:

    Gibraltar kicks of again: Minister raises tension over the Rock by hailing football team that Spain tried to ban. ( MAIL )

    Mail using order-order spell check??

  27. 27
    Ed Milibiscuit says:

  28. 28
    Soapy says:

  29. 29
    Yvette, daughter of Union fatcat says:

    We rip off Coop investors like real banksters

    We are Labour and we dont change

  30. 30
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Which particular A-HA song was it? Perhaps:
    Barely Hanging On
    Cannot Hide
    Little Black Heart
    The Way We Talk
    To Let You Win
    You’ll Never Get Over Me
    or, my particular favourite,
    I Wish I Cared

  31. 31
    Ready Eddie says:

    I don’t use it wipe my ar*e because all I get are smears.

  32. 32
    Wendi says:

    I love Tony

    He has what Droopy Digger lacks

  33. 33
    Like a Virgin says:

    Take on me. White jeans and purple pully at the school disco.

  34. 34
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Ther also lots of not-so-stupid people who, when they see something for free, make every use of it.

  35. 35
    Saki says:

    To be fair the guy hasn’t had a life outside of politics. Not even Desert Island Discs can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

  36. 36
    The truth is out says:

    I see the whole discussion about Y s r a e l I nuclear weapons removed from last thread

    Long live Guido’s censorship

    Long live omerta

  37. 37
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    The first two lines of that song:
    We’re talking away
    I don’t know what I’m to say, I’ll say it anyway

  38. 38
    Ethical Foreign Policy says:

    A song to remind him of the Boston Red Sox. A real man of the people, Ed. Supports the team of the foreign city whose denizens did the most to finance the IRA bombing campaign in Britain.

  39. 39
    Half Time score says:

    Well So far.

    He was a Virgin until long past college.
    He’s never opened up to his brother and vice versa
    He voted in government as a collective responsibility rather than what he believed in.

  40. 40
    Fuck the EU says:

    Frogs legs and snails like the rest of the unwashed bastards.

  41. 41
    Bad ass Campbell says:

    Anyone who tells the truth about Labour is a smearer

    Like I was on an industrial scale for 12 years with Labour

    I know what I am talking about

  42. 42
    Reader says:

    On topic, was it?

  43. 43
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    First two lines of the second verse:
    So needless to say, I’m odds and ends
    But I’ll be stumbling away
    Ed got that right then

  44. 44
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Bugger! wrong quote!

  45. 45
    Ed's Epitaph says:

    He said it. He actually said it.

    “More Cheese”

  46. 46
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    First two lines of the second verse:
    So needless to say, I’m odds and ends
    But I’ll be stumbling away
    Ed got that right then

  47. 47
    Jack says:

    The Sun is being badly outscooped by the Mail on Flowers

    And of course would never mention the Blair Murdoch scandal

    Professional omerta you see

  48. 48
    Soup Kitchen says:

    A bit like child benefits and the winter fuel allowance then.

  49. 49
    What's that disturbance in the High street says:

    10 million incoming = no jobs for working class Brits = little money and hard times
    = disloyal and shit political class = traitors.

  50. 50
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    There is plenty of meat on the Labour bone and it is looking somewhat non koshered.

    David M should be happy with Ed for winning Labour leadership.

    That Miliband is perhaps has a viable political future wheras Ed is feeling the first bites of a foul sharknado. Ed M requires a chainsaw.

  51. 51
    Joe Public & all Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    Of course not……its in there genes not to along with mendacity & manipulation
    & does not matter if its smelly donations, loans or outright purloining of
    Tax Payers Money once the get there dirty bloody hands on it thats the
    last anyone sees of it……with No accountability what so ever, something
    they have learnt from there real Masters the EUSSR Kommiesars who
    have achieved the distinction of not having there accounts passed for
    19+ years due to unaccounted for public money i.e Fraud & Theft…

    That’s all enshrined in there latent (coke fuelled) articles of association that binds all of these fcuking four dino*saurs together in the :-

    EUSSR*Cons*LieLabor*LebDims*Satanic*Blood Sucking Alliance

    Its Time for real change Vote UKIP………

  52. 52
    Here's one for you Ed says:

    Cocaine by Eric Clapton

  53. 53
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Al Campbell is out of his depth. Ed should throw him a concrete life ring.

  54. 54
    A Xmas Message from Mr Scrooge "Are there no workhoses;are there no prisons ?" says:

    To hear Labour and the BBC you’d think that 90% of the country is fed by Food Banks..

  55. 55
    Burnley says:

    Our local shopkeeper, Mohammed, treats the foodbank like a free version of Macro.

  56. 56
    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    Well don’t read it then. I haven’t read it for over 20 years and in my honest opinion I haven’t missed anything.

  57. 57
    Not a giver, a taker says:

    His luxury is a take away. Why give up the habits of a lifetime?

  58. 58
    News of the Screws says:

    It’s poor innocent, fragrant Cherie that I feel sorry for.

  59. 59
    Ed Balls says:

    I foresaw this in a bizarre trip whilst out on the bath slats with Flowers. Bum hurt the following day.

  60. 60
    behind the beard says:

    ……..and all the poor discarded rent-boys.

  61. 61
    The Coketown Disunity of Oddfellows says:

    i’ll send one of my slaves out to purloin a copy of the sun immediately!

  62. 62
    Payback will be a biatch says:

    If the westminster w@nkers aint careful, they could be facing their own 1989. Think how quickly events east of the Oder escalated within the space of a few short months.

  63. 63
    Blair 0 Ch!na 1 says:

    And his children, especially those who call him god father.

  64. 64
    wigger in the woodpile says:

    He doesn’t want to upset his coe-sher puppet masters!

  65. 65
    UN observer says:

    Expatriated David is dead politically in the UK

    If he were a serious politician, he would have fought for his future in Britain

    But he could take a US passort and stand in Tinsel Town ….

  66. 66
    Mong the Miliband says:

    You have just nailed the principal problem with 95% of mps

  67. 67
    dangerous liaisons says:

    Will Cherie turn to m’learned friends or do she and Tony have an “accomodation”?

  68. 68
    UN observer says:

    There is some irony in the godfather to the children of Godfather Murdoch causing the bustup of his marriage

  69. 69
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Is the Co-Op about to withdraw Labour Party funding? Apparently so –

  70. 70
    Vote UKIP - don't let your granny freeze says:

    Apparently attacking Labour who supported and shmoozed a totally incompetent, inexperienced bank boss (but only when that bank is the Co-op, of course), who currently takes drugs and hires rent boys, to get cheap loans, is a smear but attacking someone who went to Eton (through no choice of his own) and joined the Bullingdon club, is morally acceptable.

    Just how do these blatant hypocrites get anyone to vote for them?

  71. 71
    White rabbit says:

    Liar Al is looking shagged out, lined and old.
    A life of mendacity shows in the end.
    Balls starting to look like it. And of course Blair

  72. 72
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

    Just heard some of this Ed Multimillionaireband shit on the radio. I cringed as he tried to sound genuine. I’m just going to go and vomit the thought of it has turned me out.

  73. 73
    Sunday Politics says:

    Al Campbell has absolutely no political credibility and is morally bankrupt.

    Some one hand him a bottle of whisky and a revolver.

    That should sort him out.

  74. 74
    Vote UKIP - don't let your granny freeze says:

    Meanwhile Godfrey Bloom tells a harmless joke involving the use of the word ‘slut’ and that is his career over thanks entirely to political smear tactics from the Liblabcon-men.

  75. 75
    Sunday Politics says:

    Since when has that been a reason for censorship on these blogs?

  76. 76
    UKIP if you want to, maybe I will says:

    Come back after you find out how many Liebour MPs and supporters went to public schools and please tell us what the fkin tribal difference is between the LibLabCon parties, to these MPs it’s just like public school houses, one lot are in Liebour house and the other lot are in Conservative house and the only competitiveness is between school houses, screw the voters.

  77. 77
    P l e b says:

    I love the juxtaposition of adverts at the top – Early Learning Centre v Rampant Rabbit

  78. 78
    More Cheese Gromit says:

    Personally, if I were a politician who was endlessly mocked for looking like Wallace from Wallace & Gromit, I would probably try to resist exclaiming, “More cheese, I think!”

  79. 79
    P l e b says:

    Isn’t she a beard?

  80. 80
    Gromit says:

  81. 81
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    “Is it just me, or is Red Ed starting to look more like Bernie Winters every day?”

    He’s beginning to act like him as well !

  82. 82
    Excuse me says:

    He was a councillor – a person put by the Labour Party to the electorate, after a rigourous selection process as representing all the values they are proud of. He wasn’t just supported and schmoozed by the party – he was the party.

  83. 83
    Rabbi Kutschadickov says:

    What…a foreskin ?

  84. 84
    Realist says:

    I damn well hope he isn’t sorry for telling the truth. Isn’t that what the legal profession is supposed to be about?

  85. 85
    Ed Milibiscuit says:

  86. 86
    Rabbi Kutschadickov says:

    Jerusalem and the South African National Anthem…you could not make that up !

  87. 87
    David Cameron says:

    NO. I shall fix this with a masterstroke very shortly when I will announce that these European comrades won’t be able to claim benefits for a whole year. This will get me lots of good media coverage, even though it won’t happen.

  88. 88
    An Advert says:

    Surf the web without annoying ads by downloading Adblock+

  89. 89
    One Term Dave says:

    I promise to be tough on migrants and put restrictions on them claiming benefits.
    Then again, Nick wouldn’t like it, so maybe not………….

  90. 90
    Mary Beard says:

    I’m a Beard !

  91. 91
    Reader says:

    Political credibility? I have always assumed he and all the other spin doctors did it to pay the bills.

  92. 92
    HiMee my Boy says:

    Would that really be kos*her if he stood for US Presidency ??

    We could end up Pres Ba*nana Dave in USA………..


    Ed the No*se PM in UK………

    Who would nuke who first then…..???

    Sounds all yed*dish to me a simple 4B2……..

  93. 93
    Athelstan says:

    Shut the borders, you moron.

    Deploy the police and army if need be. We are being invaded.

  94. 94
    The Blair Rich Project says:

    I feel a real debt to the Labour party for putting me and Cherie on the road to fabulous wealth. So if the party needs a loan to tide them over when the Co-op withdraws funding I could see my way to lending them a few quid (Wonga rates of course).

  95. 95
    Impending Immigrant says:

    It won’t be a disaster, all it means is that the friends we have already over here have to share out their bennies for a year until the state can support us. The income is still vastly higher than we have at home.

  96. 96
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Ref Great Party of Ours. Tick.
    Bash Tories Tick.
    Ref Dear old Dad & his great cause tick.

  97. 97
    Ed M says:

    I love that Dirty Water!
    Boston, you’re my home!

  98. 98
    One Term Dave says:

    What does “invertebrate” mean?

  99. 99
    UN observer says:


    Actually Our Tone was circumcised shortly after taking office

    As a precaution

  100. 100

    Why don’t you PLEASE just go forth & multiply…..


    FCUK OFF !!! you Bul*lington To*ff

  101. 101
    Badger spotter says:

    Be kind to the dear boy

    Up to his eyeballs in the tsunami of Labour shit, he has little choice

    He had no idea how far down the drain Labiur was/is, living between Primrose Hill and his other privileged watering holes..

  102. 102

    Pity for us they disposed of the wrong piece of clinical detritus !!!!

  103. 103
    Reader says:

    It isn’t. On the other hand, one can’t really whinge if someone does censor a comment if it has nothing to do with the topic at hand and is so remote from the tittle tattle of Westminster.

  104. 104
    Badger spotter says:

    Coop fund Libdems and several unions as well

    Could be multiple insolvencies on the Left


  105. 105
    Dimmy Dave's faux-Tory Party says:

    It is not an invasion, it is an ‘enrichment’. Moving forwards, we should celebrate the arrival of more Roma-community stakeholders and the wonderful ethnic experience with which they enhance all of our lives.

  106. 106
  107. 107
    The electorate says:

    It means you’re getting a P45 in 16 months’ time.

  108. 108
    Labour Party says:

    Hey, our focus groups spent months chosing Ed’s discs for him

  109. 109
    Bankster spotter says:


    And JP Morgan were also paid a fortune to advise Coop to take over Britannia

    Which sank the good ship Coop

    They should pay back their fees -like the auditors

  110. 110
    David Miliband says:

    New York City or South Shields.

    Where would you rather live?

  111. 111
    A general rule of thumb says:

    The only people who profit from mergers and acquisitions are the banksters who arrange the mergers and acquisitions.

  112. 112
    Bankster spotter says:

    Is Boris on the white stuff as well?

    And BTW who is responibls for 9 House of Commonsbbogs showing positive for coke?

    There must be dozens of junkies running around in Parliament

    Flowers if the tip of the coke iceberg

  113. 113
    Bankster spotter says:


    Like Lloyds HBOS – which sank both the banks

  114. 114
    Fraudster spotter says:

    He never lived in South Shields

    He lived on Primrose Hill and visiter his Rotten Borough one a month, holding his nose

    Or to collect his £75 00 cheque from the footie club

  115. 115
    cheche says:

    You see the BBC darent talk about coke and rent boys – pots and kettles

  116. 116
    albacore says:

    For decades, like Dave, each LibLabCon E U stool pigeon
    Made multicultural immigration a religion
    The deadliest, most effective weapon ever deployed
    With the malign intent of seeing the British destroyed

  117. 117
    Fishy says:

    Didn’t listen to it. I reckon his brother ought to shag Justine to get his own back

  118. 118
    An American in Exile says:

  119. 119
    UKIP or bust says:

    Labour and money, a?

    I ask you, Northern Rock, RBS, Fred the Shred, BBC pay offs, PPI’s, Gordoom’s Gold, PPP’s and now Coop, labour and money, a?

    But on the other hand, there’s billionair blair, a? He seems to get it right for himself.

    But really, labour and money, I ask you.

  120. 120
    Fishy says:

    Food banks? I think I’ll give ‘em a go. If they’re giving free food away, I don’t see why I should pay or it.

  121. 121
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

  122. 122

    I am almost ashamed for myself for saying this but Vinnie: I’ve got cancer.

    One wonders whether it has been contracted recreationally, like Jordan, when she claimed to have it. That turned out to be another throw of the publicity dice. It does help to sell red-tops.

    Naturally, I apologise to Mr Jones if he really has it.

  123. 123
    Realist says:

    As soon as one sees Obama’s rep and Ashton on the same platform praising an agreement, then one knows it’s a disaster.
    But at least it’s only for 6 months…

  124. 124
    The British Government says:

    We are pleased to see this endorsement of our country’s political and cultural enrichment processes.

  125. 125
    Davywalli says:

    Bedroom Tax
    Andy Coulson
    Rebekah Brooks
    Food Banks
    Leon Brittan
    Peter Morrison
    Osborne’s paddock scam
    Children left in the pub
    43 Government U-turns
    Minimum alcohol pricing
    Anthony Bamford
    Adrian Beecroft
    Michael Spencer
    Lord Green
    Cigarette packaging & Lynton Crosby
    Fracking & Lynton Crosby
    Peter Cruddas
    Lying under oath at Leveson
    The promotion of Esther McVey
    Escalating government debt
    Royal Mail selloff price scandal

  126. 126
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Bernie Winters had talent

  127. 127
    Fishy says:

    Cooper looked like she’d had a make-over this morning…sat some considerable distance from Weird Ed at PMQ.

    I reckon that they don’t think Grommit can hack it. Methinks that there are manoeuvers in the Balls household

  128. 128
    I got banned!!! says:

    Spare a thought for me. I got banned from here for supporting the Y s r a e l I s. I thought our host was pro yet only anti comments sneak though and pro gets you banned. No wonder nobody likes em.

  129. 129
    Dave the Dhimmi says:

    Cameron will be marked down in history for two reasons:

    1. The parasite who sold the NHS.

    2. The last ever Tory prime minister.

    Where are the Tories suddenly going to get all these votes that are needed to make them electable after 20+ years? A question when put to the usual suspects on here causes them to about turn & scarper.

    I think even they know that with their nonsensical posts, they are simply going through the motions, for they are only too aware that their number is well & truly up

  130. 130
    Fishy says:

    ‘This dude is a killer’


  131. 131
    Medicated Milliband says:

    Yes, ‘God’ father to Murdoch’s children lol.

  132. 132
    ʍȫʊʂʂȁ ҞϴџṦṦậ says:

    How different is Miliband? Sufficiently so to encourage me to believe that he offers an honest, increasingly credible alternative approach. The people are tiring of a Tory party clinging to a financial policy that – if it is working at all and that is debatable – is stalling hideously at the expense of the shrinking workforce, the disabled and the long-term sick. The hysteria created by Lynton Crosby and the desperate Tory election-planners over the Flowers scandal conveniently ignores the fact that the Chairman of Northern Rock at the time of its 2008 collapse now sits as a Tory Peer. The ‘throw enough mud and some of it will stick’ approach is looking more and more like a desperate last gasp. Increasingly I can see no honest alternative to an increase income tax. If we want an educational system to be proud of, let us educate our young people for life not train them to pass exams and then abandon them to the vagaries of the ‘market economy’. If we want a health service that meets the needs of all patients young and old we need more qualified nurses and doctors NOT an increasing army of administrators at the expense of front-line staff. This take money and the only logical and fair way raise the sums needed is by an increase in taxation. We cannot just print money and pretend all is well when the figures scream at us that the Tory remedies do not work. Apparently I along with every other household in Britain have debts of £54,000. Well someone somewhere has borrowed my £54,000 on top of theirs. I wish them luck in trying to pay it back!

  133. 133
    To Hell and Back says:

  134. 134
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill says:

    “Come weal, come woe,
    We’ll gather and go,
    And o’er the water to David.”

  135. 135
    Nohting to fear, nothing to hide says:

    Hey Ed, how’s the skeleton in your cupboard doing? Are you worried it might flop out?

  136. 136
    Sunday Politics says:

    He’s ceartainly got the nuts !

  137. 137
    Camel Froth says:

    She recognizes a fellow socialist psychopath?

  138. 138
    Bullingdon Club wallah says:

    err…it’s Bullingdon my dear chap!

  139. 139
    Col. Gaddafi says:

    Remember how Blair came here and persuaded me to put my £billions in a nice safe JP Morgan account? Then the international community froze all my assetts and sent alquaeda in to demolish my country.

  140. 140
    A. N. Other says:

    The Tories need to reflect on the fact that they could not even secure a majority against a tied and disliked Labour government at a point when we were up to our eyeballs in recession.

    They were given half a chance to show that they could be trusted again and have done nothing in office to demonstrate that they are not just a bunch of rich boys lining their pockets.

    Cameron’s game was up the day that he failed to get a majority, The Tory Party is stuffed full of Alpha Males that were never going to accept that. All he can do now is appease them with concession, after concession.

    And that is what happens when you are out of your depth.

  141. 141
    Did you see says:

    Yvette has had a Shami Chakrabarti makeover. Ed wondering whether to return to his Hitler outfit.

  142. 142
    Spot the Rich Boy says:

    It must make a change to walk. Chauffeur’s day off is it?

  143. 143
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Not according to the BBC.

  144. 144
    I'm White B says:

    Isn’t that called ethnic cleansing?

  145. 145
    T May says:

    Yankee Go Home

  146. 146
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Bloom’s career is perhaps not over just yet.

    Vote UKIP

  147. 147
    Skin deep says:

    What is her natural colour?

    Someone should do the research

  148. 148
    Sam the Skull drinking Buckfast in Maryhill says:

    Has BoJo lost his mojo?

  149. 149
    A New Dawn says:

    Slowly but surely the electorate are beginning to see through the LibLabCon sham.

    Vote UKIP

  150. 150
    Dave Cameron says:

    Dont be so sure of that. I’m not as dumb as you think.

  151. 151
    Andy Burnham says:

    Is she talking about me?

  152. 152
    A. N. Other says:

    I am looking forward to the next election in May 2015 for a simple reason:- it provides an opportunity to get the Tories out of office – and to see the miserable looks on the faces of Cameron, Osborne, Gove et al as they realise that they have lost power. If the Tories lose the next election, I will also look forward to the bitter fall out within the Tory party as they begin to eat themselves in recrimination

  153. 153
    Ed Miliband is Politically Dead, Long Live Ed says:

    Miliband is looking a bit lactose intolerant these days.

    He should have wormed Gromit a few years ago.

  154. 154
    I have noticed says:

    Women often change their hair at the beginning and end of relationships

  155. 155

    The one problem (actually not the only one but the biggest) with your approach is illustrated by the following question: How much can you keep increasing the rate of tax before your take actually goes down?

    Even you will appreciate that that point will come well before a rate of 100% (pure confiscation.) Then there are no more options.

    Look at France, Moussa. Hollande has squeezed the rich and they have voted with their feet. His economy is in trouble and no one likes him any more.

    The other thing you do not address is how is it likely that the state will spend the money wisely. They do not as history has proved time and again. I do not expect you to pay heed to such strong and consistent evidence as your position is a dogmatic one. But If you got everything you wished for, you would end up one of the unhappiest people in the land.

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    8x4 says:

    Pity you didn’t get blown up by one of the millions of anti-personnel bomblets your stolen-lander supremacist slime dropped on the Lebanese.

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    The EU Stool is bigger than the London Fatberg (and smellier) says:


    Vote UKIP.

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    i7g6r says:

    I think everyone needs to wake up to the level of corruption by Politicians in general.

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    Johnny Majaw says:

    Well, windi dong is a damn sight better pull than eggwina I should think.

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    Dave Cameron says:

    At least Tory corruption is done subtly and with competence. We know how to rinse a nation and still make its books balance. Thats the choice you proles have. Our corruption and a stable economy or their corruption and a nation in ruins.

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    JadedJean says:

    Listen to what the world’s leading expert on psychopathy, Dr. Robert D. Hare, has to say on he subject. It is libertarian right-wing corporate types that tend to exhibit the characteristics of the psychopath more than most.

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    And also says:

    It’s the ” I’m going to fight it all the way” type of comment.

    !. You can’t fight cancer any more than you can fight a common cold.

    2. Gives the impression that others give in and don’t fight.

    3. If you, or your nearest and dearest have cancer, it must be bad enough to cope without reading the word in every red-top every day

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    Jack Dromey says:

    I love big black nuts. They get to spend thier whole lives under big black cocks.

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    Johnny Majaw says:

    “Ed Miliband says he fell for Justine at a Robbie Williams’ gig.”

    Why, did they look alike or something? What pathetic specimen male would buy a ticket to see the knicker wetters pin up?

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    David Cameron says:

    I’ll still be here in ten years time. Nobody liked Thatcher in her first term either. Nearly two years to go and the Tories have a financial warchest to rival the Pentagon and Labour are about to be the financial equivalent of the dumbasses that vote for them.

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    A Man visits what he helped to create says:

    Says the ex foreign secretary of the government that created most of the mid East’s refugees.

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    Sinead O'Conner says:

    That’s fecking easy for you to say !

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    Man of Sorrows says:

    I’m sorry that he said sorry.

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    A New Dawn says:

    I don’t think the Bullingdon Club boys will give one fig whether they lose office or not. They have fullfilled their roles as puppet “leader” for the powers that be. That’s why he promised an EU referendum after the next GE, because he precisely knows that neither the Tories nor the Tory/LibDem Coalition can win the next GE.

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    RED LEN says:

    We bought him the ticket.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Talking about average household debt as being anything more than a useless statistic is socialist thinking in practice.

    Do a straw poll of the people on your street, and at place of work, and you would be lucky to find anyone carrying that sort of debt excluding mortgages.

    If the £54k average includes mortgages, then this figure is not too bad given where average house prices are.

    If it is not it means that there are a few people out there who are not going to be able to service their debts who are distorting the average.

    Such new reports serve to socialize private individual debt, which of course is complete bunk. As such, most people see such a figure, if they’re debt is below that carry on as before, and perhaps should be more annoyed when a government attempts to introduce policies which serve to increase their debt burden on the basis of the few bad apples who are not managing their money well.

    The tax payer bail outs of the banks are a good case in point.

    The 10% bail ins being considered in the Eurozone now (stealing depositors money) perhaps should not be tolerated.

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    David Cameron says:

    Let him dream Mr Cat. I’m going nowhere. Watch my body language and the way I speak. Do I act like a man who is on his way out? Come 2015 the left will be broke and shamed in every way, and as much as people say they don’t like me, they like the alternatives a lot less. And despite what me and Farage say about each other, we are both politicians and are secretly praying for each other’s success. A Tory/UKIP coalition is very much on the cards.

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    catholic purpose says:

    ptah ruled with quiet words and a big fucking stick. think about that.

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    Connaisseur says:

    Very true

    It their animal chameleon side

    Rather fun and often sensual

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Hardly: UKIP do not fit the profile.

    LibLabCon : A number of them do.

    You again mistake liberals for libertarians. Not many in the libertarian movements advocate sexual promiscuity, in fact usually the opposite. The liberals do. Sexual promiscuity is one of the biggest red flags for possible psychopathic disorder in an individual, however, all of the Hare’s conditions apparently need to be met in order to diagnose based on his metrics.

    Should be noted that Hare is Canadian and as such his research should be treated with caution, as should his views / opinions.

    Canada is a liberal left hotbed which is somewhat keen on the old Soviet technique of closing down debate by using mental health arguments. Look at Rob Ford, and look beyond the media lens.

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    A right fucking bastard says:

    I wish him the same success Jade Goody had in “fighting” her cancer.

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    David Cameron says:

    At the moment I am a prisoner of circumstances. If I were to go right wing too soon I would be the leader of a minority party that loved me but would be unelectable for eternity. And we all know how kind the Tories are to leaders that lose elections. My strategy is simple. Give the left all the rope they need to hang themselves and pray that a large enough percentage votes UKIP so that I can claim some sort of right wing mandate to govern with as a coalition.

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    Is Blue Anony asleep or on meth ? says:

    Nice one from CCHQ:

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    Dr Spock says:

    Nothing like shagging the wife of the man who put you into power

    Classic revenge syndrome

    Blair has said he thiught he could “control” Digger through Wendi

    He still thinks he can walk on water

    But hes finally becoming unstuck thru vanity dishonesty and narcissism

    It will end in tears

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    Michael Meacher says:

    If you are rude to me again I will cry into my milk and biscuits, wring my hands and maybe, just maybe, wet the bed.

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    Ed Miliwit says:

    Has anyone heard the South African national anthem (Nkosi Sikelel’ iAfrika)? I’ve certainly not!

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    JadedJean says:

    “Should be noted that Hare is Canadian and as such his research should be treated with caution, as should his views / opinions.”

    They are not “his” views or “opinions”. They are based on research and science. And what does the fact that he is Canadian have anything to do with his research?

    You clearly do not have a scientific background.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    How could you miss Mystic Meg???

    Her horoscopes have more contradictions than even the most anal political junkie could cope with.

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    Harriet Gay turn says:

    When My partner tweeted He likes looking At big hairy Balls He assures me he was only referring to the shadow chancellor’s Movember moustache.
    And I believe him!

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    Windi Dung says:

    I often ask myself what attracted me to a multi-millionaire half the age of the multi-millionaire I was married to!

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    I did the math and Rev. Flowers did the meth

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    Most useless prime minister of all time says:

    Only fair I suppose. The whole country rejoiced when I was finally pulled out of number 10 , several weeks after losing the election.

    But I got my revenge. I spent all the money for the next 40 years on “investments” like tulip bulbs and something called the south seas investment fund.

    And I did a massive, runny, jobbie in the prime ministers desk drawer

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    Pervs R Us @ the Co-Op says:

    Bloody hell. The Co-Op and Labour is full of Homosexual pervs.

    Anger of current deputy chairman of the Co-op after his arrest for gross indecency with his male lover, 17, in a hotel room

    Councillor Steven Bayes tipped to succeed Lord Prescott as a Hull MP
    Detained because his male partner was under the legal age of consent

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    guidonaut says:

    Is that you, Johan?

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    Expat Geordie says:

    His wife is transplant patient so cancer comes with the territory for her due to the anti-rejection drugs. He’s probably had too much time in the sun but she should know better, unless it is a result of pre-transplant exposure and the cyclosporine has just exacerbated the effects.

    SC – thanks for your nice comments about Westbourne and The Porterhouse a few weeks back. I would have replied earlier but I’ve had a few weeks away from Guido (have you tried ARRSE?) and the keyboard on our lasses laptop is playing silly buggers – hence the lack of posts.

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    A non emouse says:

    The Tories will not stop immigration. Their paymasters in big business need it to keep wages low.

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    An Empath says says:

    Psycopathy is caused by two things. The under-developement of empathy in the brain and the under-development of imagination. People who have a lot of imagination will imagine many negative consequences to their actions whereas a psycopath will not. The best medics, adventurers and sportsmen are most likely psycopaths. Very few psycopaths actively seek to hurt other people because they are indifferent to the suffering of others and gain no pleasure from it.

    The most dangerous people are empaths. They are like chameleons. They can live like Florence Nightingale or Fred West, depending on how the mood takes us. Remember you need to understand the pain you cause others in order to fully appreciate it. Psychos make poor enemies because they are obvious but you’ll never know you have crossed an empath until it is too late.

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    Whether you or Ed Miliband is elected makes no difference to me. Even had I not emigrated, I would still feel that to be the case.

    It is to do with the size of the state and the fact that it has been so far larger than it should have been, for so long now, that the size of the public debt is above what can be sustained and this will get even worse when interest rates start to rise.

    Add to that the fact that the current electoral system will probably result in few seats for UKIP and the skew in favour of Labour, with its client voters in receipt of government funds, Labour will have to do incredibly badly to lose.

    They have some unparalleled skills in performing incredibly badly though, I grant you.

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    Facts my boy, facts says:

    Lets see, how many Tory ms have made a life outside politics. Pretty much all of them. Now in regard to Labour I can think of only one unless you count hand me down millionaires from daddy a life

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    Smart Waiter says:

    … says the talking corkscrew.

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    ARRSE! :-)

    JFK’s assasination. New Theory

      Seemingly (although this may be complete fiction as there is no actual evidence to support the claim) there is a new unsubstantiated theory about the death of JFK.

      Although there is nothing concrete behind the claims, the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming and points to the fact that the MRF shot JFK. Yes, it all makes sense now. It is 50 years since JFK was shot; 3 members of the MRF have come forward having claimed to have conducted drive-by-shootings 40 years ago and it is the 50th anniversary of Dr Who and the TARDIS.

      It all ties together now. The Zapbruder film just fails to show the TARDIS moving across the grassy knoll with two men poking through the little windows at the top firing well aimed shots from SMGs. Lee Harvey Oswald only gets off two shots, hits with one, but the final head shot is a 9mm round from an unmarked TARDIS (with a black vinyl roof) which then disappears. Unable to explain the difference in calibre, the witness statements and the missing suspects/TARDIS the American Secret Service pin the blame squarely on Oswald and hide/destroy the evidence. The timing is perfect and I’m sure that there will be more revelations in the very near future.

    They certainly sound saner over there than we do! :-;

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    A southern fat bloke says:

    He reminds me a bit of that northern fat bloke in the Nationwide adverts a few years back (you know the one….Xmas party…..glug, glug, glug, glug!).

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    ARRSE! :-)

    JFK’s assasination. New Theory

      Seemingly (although this may be complete fiction as there is no actual evidence to support the claim) there is a new unsubstantiated theory about the death of JFK.

      Although there is nothing concrete behind the claims, the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming and points to the fact that the MRF shot JFK. Yes, it all makes sense now. It is 50 years since JFK was shot; 3 members of the MRF have come forward having claimed to have conducted drіve-by-shootings 40 years ago and it is the 50th anniversary of Dr Who and the TARDIS.

      It all ties together now. The Zapbruder film just fails to show the TARDIS moving across the grassy knoll with two men poking through the little windows at the top firing well aimed shots from SMGs. Lee Harvey Oswald only gets off two shots, hits with one, but the final head shot is a 9mm round from an unmarked TARDIS (with a black vinyl roof) which then disappears. Unable to explain the difference in calibre, the witness statements and the missing suspects/TARDIS the American Secret Service pin the blame squarely on Oswald and hide/destroy the evidence. The timing is perfect and I’m sure that there will be more revelations in the very near future.

    They certainly sound saner over there than we do! :-;

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    Facts my boy, facts says:

    Just goes to show the leftards are sp stupid they can’t even get an insult correct. I bet the mong above does not even understand what the club is and how Balls and ed belonged to similar clubs

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    Saint Sebastian says:

    You should see Chalvey.

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    Facts my boy, facts says:

    54k debt as a result of Labour policies

    He left that out strangely wonder why?

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    Fishy says:

    I bet Weird Ed plays it every night before bed time…or at birthdays (good tune to dance to)

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    Facts my boy, facts says:

    Looking forward to taking it into the treasury

    Ye fucking gods be afraid be very very afraid

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    Do I sound caring enough guys? says:

    Soon be back to the 5* luxury though David.
    Hang on in there.

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    A Crimelord says:


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    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    Who, me ?

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    Dame Tessa Jowett, wife of conman Mr Mills, seeker of the office of Mayor of London says:

    Ask me Cherie dear.
    David and I managed it.

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    Rev Plants says:

    No sure I’ll be asked now, but here’s my Desert Island selection!

    The Velvet Underground & Nico, I’m Waiting for the Man
    ABBA, Dancing Queen
    Small Faces, Here Comes the Nice
    Village People, In the Navy
    The Byrds, Eight Miles High
    The Stranglers, Golden Brown
    The Shamen, Ebeneezer Goode
    Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Relax

    Book – Bonfire of the Vanities, Tom Wolfe

    P.S. Ed, if you’re reading, please pick up!

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    David Cameron says:

    The England cricket teams performance in Australia…

    Called it right, fucking embarrassing.

    The clowns in the English team haven’t heard the end of this,a bunch of clueless Tory twerps.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    I do, and there is not much scientific in his field period.

    Psychology / psychiatry are fairly subjective – less so for psychiatry.

    Canadian scientific research should be broadly taken with a pinch of salt as much of it is not original and like the science behind man made global warming, just a bit political.

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    I'm not floxummed at all all at says Ed B says:

    Did Ed Balls marry Yvette as he thought she was a Co-op-er?

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    Realist says:

    It is time we started to refer to the Lib Dems as the nasty party. Only if their “brand” is sullied will they be frit of political oblivion. We must accuse them of being psychopaths and wreckers of the NHS. They are the SA to the Tories nazis. They support and prop up the terror being wreaked on the poor, elderly and disabled. They sit next to their fascist masters in the house and sneer at those of us that cry out for justice. They are the nasty party, their masters are the nazi party

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    Are you sure that the Tardis didn’t drop kick the battle Dalek which was hiding under an invisibility cloak on the grassy knoll, causing an odd spray of alien bullets resulting in the death ? The Doctor couldn’t materialize back as there was not enough of a gap in the time space continuum for the second time capsule to materialize and shield the president.

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    Crosby tells Tories you would lose election to-day but Labour lead is "soft" and voters unconvinced says:

    Don’t be TOO certain……as whilst things may be appearing to be on track to return Labour to government I have lived far too long to take ANYTHING for granted….there is 17 months until the GE and that is a lifetime in politics.

    It will come down to one basic thing on election day and it’s simply whether people feel that things have turned a corner and whether they can risk returning Labour to power. Miliband may be the darling of the BBC and Guardian reading sections of the electorate and the Labour core areas will vote for anybody sporting a Labour rosette but there are still large numbers of uncommitted and they tend to not decide until the campaign proper. Cameron effectively lost the 2010 campaign in the few weeks of the campaign and the tipping point was when he lost momentum in the first Prime Minsiterial debate when he faltered and allowed Clegg to “out-bullshit” him on sincerity. Millions of gullible voters fell for Clegg’s line and that was enough to deprive the Tories and Cameron of a majority. The LibDems won’t achieve that in 2015.

    If you look at UKIP…they effectively are a “one-trick pony”. It’s accepted that they will do well next year in the European elections and in fact some senior LibDems actually seriously believe that they will not have a single MEP after May 2014, However as the 2015 elections draw near you tend to find that people return to the two main parties and many Tories will do that when faced with the alternative of putting Miliband and Labour back into power even tough most of them detest Cameron. As long as the Tory PLP in Westminster keeps it’s nerve and doesn’t start panicking but I suspect they will view the situation in fatalistic terms as self preservation kicks in. However doubtful that Cameron will be able to re-negotiate Uk membership of EU one thing is certain he is the only one, at the moment, of the three leaders offering any sort of referendum even though the eurosceptics view his promises as dubious. If Labour win then it’s a good chance that there will never be the sort of referendum on the issue that eurosceptics and UKIP favour

    The lead in the polls for Labour is just NOT sufficient to guarantee that they will win a majority as poll leads tend to narrow in an election campaign and at this point in the cycle Labour should be at least 25 points clear given all the problems that Cameron has and the continuous anti-Tory camapaign being waged by the BBC(who are still despite all criticism the broadcaster of choice by the majority)

    So in my opinion it’s well worth a £50 punt on Cameron winning the election in 2015 with an overall majority of 5 – 10 seats and until early 2015 no one will know with any degree of certainty if Labour WILL win back power and probably not even then if the polls haven’t moved more in their favour

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    Die Stem says:

    Even the Munts can’t stand Nkosi S’ikilele Afrika (For God’s sake help Africa!). It’s for funerals and grand pretense by White Rugby players.

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    Ban sandal wearing bearded lentil eaters from politics says:

    Nick Clegg is not even English FFS and comes from a country that liberalized child abuse.

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    Ed Balls, shallow chancer says:

    It was because she looks like a boy.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Unite digging a hole for Labour. Glasgow Herald helpfully points out that Labour MSP was on the intimidation lines.

    Nothing to see…move on…oh bugger.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Jerusalem” being code for Daddy’s plan.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    I thought you had to be born in the US to run for President hence all the brouhaha over Obama’s birth certificate.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s way beyond Jerusalem. More like Gaza in parts.

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    EU Watch says:

    This is how the !talian’s are dealing with their version of HS2:

    Primarily a waste of money, there is enough rail in Europe and such projects will amount to a horrible mis-allocation of capital at a time when economies are collapsing.

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    EU Watch says:

    Fresh protests met with force in Ukraine over the governments decision to halt accession talks with EU:

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    Jack Ketch says:

    An alternative selection for Ed.

    The Internationale (Red Army Choir)–for his Dad.
    Cocaine (Eric Clapton)–THAT nose!
    Money’s too tight to mention (Simply Red)
    Loser (Beck) [I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?]
    I am what I am (from la cage aux folles—or Popeye the Sailor Man)—For friend Paul.
    I’m a wanker, I’m a wanker. ( Traditional–after George Formby)

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    Anonymous says:

    Bloom is a seedy buffoon. Somebody’s embarrassing uncle.

  227. 227
    Rev I M Jolly says:

    LibDems are the Tory’s sonderkommando

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    Born free? says:

    Until Obarmy came along it was essential to have been (provably) born in the USA. Maybe DM can get another forged one like you know who…

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    Anonymous says:

    don’t forget about the bitchs.

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    We've Got Your Number, Eddie Boy, says:

    We DO know how Ed M neatly despatched his brother, but posing like the highly-trained assassin character John Reese from the television show Person Of Interest is just a bit much for him to try to pull off:

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    Fangio says:

    May be he likes the hot rear engine design of the Coopers.

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    EU Watch says:

    More protests in France over the VAT rate changes which Hollande is trying to put through. People have not made the connection between this and EU tax harmonization:

    The proposal to remove zero rating on items in the UK is in part connected.

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    Vote UKIP - don't let your granny freeze says:

    Labour are the nasty party (nutty arrogant socialist twats).

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    EU Watch says:

    Italian politician Daniela Santanchè (ex leader of the Movement for !taly party) may be jailed for being attacked by a musl!m during a protest against the burka:

    This is a form of political correctness gone mad and indicates that in !taly it is perhaps acceptable to attack people if they are protesting against foreign cultural values and symbols. Something deeply wrong with this.

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    Vote UKIP - don't let your granny freeze says:

    Pro-EUropeans are a bunch of swivel-eyed loons.

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    Village Idiot says:

    …Godfrey Bloom did absolutely nothing wrong,but such is the sad,pc ,weird lefty obsession with anyone who puts a word out that could be deemed offensive!…..Comes to something when you have to check yourself in lighthearted banter and just leads to saying nothing for fear of lefty tantrums. It stifles the truth and the truth hurts sometimes!

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    EU Watch says:

    Police chief in Portugal resigns after the anti-austerity protest in Lisbon which saw a large number of officers storm the Parliament building:

  238. 238
    Obama and the Left says:

    He can do what he likes. Rules are for the little people and right wingers.

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    JadedJean says:

    “I do”

    I very much doubt that.

    You have clearly learned to prize arguing more than researching. There is a very important difference. One (research) is about building and testing, the other is about construction and destruction with words alone. Your behaviour here tells me that you are not professionally trained in science or engineering and that, to be fair, puts you amongst the ‘creative’ majority. Whether that puts you in good company or not is quite another matter, and it’s something that speaks volumes about where we are collectively headed.

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    EU Watch says:

    Agreed. But to get an idea of the real stress that the failed European Union is under consider this:

    Moldovan’s do not want the forced bondage of EU membership, having seen what is going on in places like G’reece.

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    Labour says:

    “They are the nasty party, their masters are the nazi party”

    Whereas all we did was start an illegal war that killed half a million people.

    Oh, and presided over a culture of mass slaughter in NHS hospitals, which we did out utmost to cover up.

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    EU Watch says:

    Immigration pressure – albeit possibly bona fide asylum seekers – beginning to show in Austr!a:

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    Rev Flowers, Fundmeister to Ed Balls. says:

    Forced bondage, eh? Hmmmm…

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    Born free? says:


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    EU Watch says:

    This change on the part of the French suggests that continued integration of Sw!tzerland into the EU is perhaps on the back burner:

    The changes to French law sound reasonable, essentially ensuring French nationals pay for the French system, and discontinuing the option to have coverage spread with Sw!tzerland spread, adding additional costs to French who wish to use Swiss health care facilities.

    The snag is that the nearest hospitals in those areas close to the border are in Sw!tzerland which is why the original option existed in the first place. There is no indication that along with the change the Hollande government intends to build new hospitals in the affected areas.

  247. 247
    Rhody Dendron says:

    Nice tune. Try googeling the Ladysmith Black Mambaso(sp?) version

  248. 248
    David Cameron says:

    And I have unparalled skills in knowing how to help Labour perform badly past the point of no return. You have to remember that I am a spider stuck in a large left wing web. I am up against the civil service, the BBC, the unions, Common Purpose, a parliament of about two thirds leftwing MPs, an electorate raised to belive socialism is the only way and of course the EU behemoth. If I openly attack one of these strands the others will ensnare and destroy me. So the plan is to just keep handing out silk for them to wrap around their necks and have my people behind the scenes kick the stools away. Trust me, if you liked Reverend Flowers and the Coop then you are going to love what we have planned for 2014.

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    Vote UKIP - don't let your granny freeze says:

    It doesn’t matter who wins the next election. If Dave wins he has promised to campaign for all Turkish Muslims (and others) to be allowed to come to Britain. If Miliband wins he will damage the economy. Either way Britain loses. You might as well vote UKIP if you have any interest in the future of Britain.

  250. 250
    Rhody Dendron says:

    If they were Iraqis they would all be shot when they get back home – as happened to their international football team a few years ago.

  251. 251
    Rhody Dendron says:

    Maybe she thought his name was Miniband..

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Glasgow Herald helpfully points out that Labour MSP was on Unite’s intimidation lines.

    Labour = the nasty party… going after kids…sons and daughters uninvolved the dispute.

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    EU Watch says:

    Nice map of G!braltar’s territorial waters:

    G!braltan’s would like the Navy sent in, but unfortunately the larger war ships are elsewhere.

    As Nigel Farage eloquently puts it in Clarksoneque terms on Twitter:

    ‘The Spanish know our RN ship is in the Far East and our Navy presence in Gibraltar is a rubber dinghy. Hasn’t Cameron done well!’

    The Span!sh goverments proposed policy to ban peaceful protest will end only one way: Non peaceful protest. But as the Span!sh government continues to slip into the sewer its desire for war will increase.

    The UK is right to play a war of words at present, and recognize that this is provocation – even though contravening UN Article 19 is somewhat extreme, but unless the saber is shown or the government in Spa!n falls, then this situation will escalate into a war.

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    David Cameron also says:

    And as for the Roma invasion, Labour areas are always the poorest with the cheapest housing. And Labour MPs are always the most vocal in favour of mass immigration and the smearing of anyone who disagrees. Tory shires will have very few immigrants settling in them. Too expensive and crime free enough for the plods to be alble to run johnny pickpocket out of town. A violent swing to UKIP in these areas is almost guarenteed.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Are all those young Labour “boys” (innocent face) paid to spend their Sundays posting on this website and in the Guardian comments section-or do they do it for love (innocent face)?

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    Village Idiot says:

    ….Moussa*…You are either fairly young,(no bad thing.) or,the scales have not yet fallen from your eyes!

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    I did reply to your post on a previous page, which must have been moderated. No doubt you will disagree with what I have said but nevertheless I direct you to it accordingly:

    You appear to rely rather too heavily upon the argument: You clearly do not have a scientific background, even when the allegedly absent condition is met. Perhaps I may remind you that science proceeds from doubt and works from evidence.

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    Our large quantity of Champagne is already on Ice…..

    for the great day when Bli*ar is finally brought to account……

    Then Hung, Drawn & Quartered………slowly…..

    That will be good for the start…..!!

    & What Next….????

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    Blog Regular says:

    I live in a Labour area and I hardly know anyone who likes or votes for Labour. They are in power due to fraud pure and simple and I would imagine it is the same in most Labour areas. All Cameron has to do is stop postal voting and redirect all the Roma here and let nature take its course.

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    Indeed. On an earlier page I had posted: Of course, immigrants of the impecunious type might find it rather difficult trying to settle into the impoverished wastelands* of socialist ideology to be found in Primrose Hill and Hampstead Heath.

    * mistake corrected

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Mondays news in advance.
    Ed Miliband – Tories cause a smear crisis.
    5 mins later – Guardian – Tories cause a smear crisis.
    10 mins later – BBC – Tories cause a smear crisis.

  263. 263
    Findus Filly Pancakes says:

    Excellent news.

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    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Farage – The easy soundbite orator.

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    Poor old Nige!

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    bergen says:

    He won’t suffer for it because everyone knows that it’s true and I admire him for saying so. He should have stuck to his guns and not apologised.

  267. 267
    And says:

    it looks like you don’t n eed a crystal ball either

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    Basque Sepratist Mice says:

    Spain should be careful. Anex Gibralta and you may find yourselves fighting on two fronts.

  269. 269
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


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    A comment someone had scrawled on a London Underground ad for a Miranda Hart DVD says:

    “Over exposed and not funny”

  271. 271
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Person of Interest is great fun – lots of running about, lots of baddies, lots of high-tech gobbledygook. It doesn’t pretend to be anything more than that. It should be a lot more popular in this country.

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    nellnewman says:

    I’m here until 9pm if anyone has any queries or just wants a chat :)

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    Lord_Hardon says:

    Keep the Champers on ice dear Boy

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    Jack Ketch says:

    Watch a decent Rugby match you rooinek! The original hymn was composed by a methodist minister–and we all know what they are good at.
    NB. “Nkosi” is only the first stanza of the SA National Anthem, the Xhosa one.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    No pain no gain, the more you pay the less you have a say.

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    Anon says:

    Aaaah good to learn that Plod is on standby to be called in IF the
    present investigations reveal any criminal activity @ Co(ke) Op Bank
    That must have certainly killed off the American Hedge Funds
    taking over & a waste of time & mutual holders funds in going ahead
    with the Vote @ the end of this week now this very large black cloud
    is hanging over everything & effectively calling it all to a sudden stand
    still. IF anyone has a Co(ke) Op Bank Account, Credit Cards or any type
    of (Co(ke) Op Bank products they must be advised to close them now
    rather wait until the bitter end when US the bloody mugs will pick up
    as usual, the final tab, but the thought of bailing ZanuLieLabor as a
    result makes me want to vomit……

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    Meth-Central Hall says:

    Cum save us Jezzus

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    Socialism cares not in differentiating between young and old when it draws its Damascene scales over its victim’s eyes.

    Thus it may be classed as an illness.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Oh my no.

    Cocaine. J.J.Cale.

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    Jack Ketch says:

    More likely he will serve out his exile until 2015, then get a fat job as an EU commissioner or one with the UN–deputy Secretary General, perhaps.

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    The Suspended Reverend SSSSSShhh you know who.... says:

    Piss on you & frequently……..

    “Have a Coke and a Smile.”

  282. 282
    Meth-Central Hall says:

    I thought she was in some hot country south of madrid

  283. 283
    David Cameron says:

    Can you get me a bottle of old spice next time you’re in Boots?

  284. 284
    Joss Taskin says:

    Was W0nga set up to facilitate finance for the punters who took advantage of the explosion in the number of betting shops which sprang forth, thanks to Tessa Jowell’s Gambling Act 2005 ?

  285. 285
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    No, just crystal meth.

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    Facts my boy, facts says:

    So basically while we provide much needed aid to those in the far east spain resumes its roll as the twats of Europe

  287. 287
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Thith ith the politicth of the gutter !

  288. 288
    Liverpool Lullaby says:

    I’ve spent all me bennies on ciggies and cheap lager so I need to get down the food bank and get some grub for the kids. These fucking Tories are a disgrace.

  289. 289
    The Suspended Reverend SSSSSShhh you know who.... says:

    I’d like to buy the world a Coke. !!!!!

  290. 290
    Jack Dromey says:

    I’m watching Black Rain. Not to be confused with the Michael Douglas film. This one’s subtitled: A Shower of Jizz.

  291. 291
    Jack Dromey says:

    Ever since my penchant for black gay porn was exposed, Harriet’s refused to wear the black strap-on I’ve always asked her to wear since our wedding night.

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    This highlights one of the practicalities of living in Europe where there are no sea boundaries. On the German-Austrian border, it is quite normal to be referred to the hospital across the river (for which read “in a different country”).

    The alternative would be a 90 minute journey to the nearest largest town. As you rightly point out, to have a reciprocal agreement with Switzerland in the area of Geneva makes good sense and the numbers involved are relatively small in national terms. Each country picks up the costs of its own citizens. The French patients do slightly better as Swiss standards are higher. It works reciprocally in the Porrentruy area of Switzerland, which is closer to Belfort in France than to Basel, but the numbers involved are much smaller here. Few large French cities are close to the border in France.

    The solution seems simple to me. If French citizens in the proximity of Lac Léman wish to use the Swiss facilities for free, they should pay into the French system. To sever the facility altogether is an inefficient move typical of a socialist government.

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    He's a goer is our David says:

    Er, who’s to say that he hasn’t?

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    from St Jade Of Clifford says:

    Nah, I’s in ‘even, inni Max?

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:


    Douglas Carswell, Tory MP for Clacton, said the decision was unjustifiable. He said: “We’re spending money that we don’t have to solve a problem that doesn’t exist at the behest of people we didn’t elect.
    “The problem is because the decision makers in the EU are not properly accountable. They are making decisions that not only affect how billions of pounds of taxpayers’ money will be spent, but will directly impact the heating costs people in my constituency will face over winter.”
    He added: “The rethinks that have happened in Japan and Australia and elsewhere desperately need to happen here as well.”

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    Fishy says:

    ‘…our Navy presence in Gibraltar is a rubber dinghy. Hasn’t Cameron done well!’

    It was in 2002 when I was there. Didn’t Bliar do well?

    Strange that ‘righty’ Farridge keeps attacking the Tories…must have something to do with UKIP, when formed, being a socialist party. And still is? evidenced by their support for Labour in Norfolk where they put Labour in power in defiance of the popular vote.

    Very strange

  297. 297
    Fed up Taxpayer says:

    I’ve heard of Band Aid, Live Aid and First Aid. WTF is ‘Climate Aid’ ??

  298. 298
    End Bubble Politics says:

    Toby Young? Like the electorate could care less what he says.

  299. 299
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    I always thought ‘Pot Black’ was a snooker game.

  300. 300
    Fishy says:

    Love Europe…hate the EU

  301. 301
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Get back to Dave’s cock.

  302. 302
    Nick Clegg says:

    Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a tiger or lick peanut butter off a hobos foot?

  303. 303
    Meth-Central Hall says:

    “….and to see the miserable looks on the faces of Cameron, Osborne, Gove et al “

    They will be too busy laughin’ all the way to the bank

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    south of the M4 says:

    Having worked in Geneva alongside many Frenchmen who cross the border daily, I thought they were taxed in both countries but fairly so that the total tax take was not more than living in France. Or has my memory faded? Anyway, I thought that was how they logically squared the circle. Hollande’s plan would seem to *ugger that logic up.

  305. 305
    Fishy says:


  306. 306
    Fishy says:

    15 mins later – Ed Miliband – ‘As the Guardian and BBC have pointed out, Tories have caused a smear crisis’

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    P l e b says:

    This time six months ago I was very worried about what the US might do in the world. Since then Obama has achieved two of the greatest breakthroughs in US history: non-intervention in Syria and a deal with Iran.
    This is clearly the best US president ever and the world will start respecting US again like before they started invading everywhere in the 60s.
    Isr@el has been drawn back thank god

  308. 308
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

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    Anon. says:

    “The MPs most affected by the Co-op cuts met in private in the Commons Boothroyd room on Wednesday. Barry Sheerman, MP for Huddersfield, who attended the meeting, said: “There is no doubt there is going to be a 30% cut across the board.”

    All things considered. Should Labour CO-OP Mp’s being holding Private meetings like this in taxpayer owned and funded sites? Did they pay for the use of this room or take advantage of the taxpayer ?

  310. 310
    Why not says:

    Just stick the whole GB income and send it to Santa Claus.

  311. 311
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Anyone got a tenner for this lot ?? After my spectacular success selling off Royal Mail I’m raffling off the Student Loan Book.

  312. 312
    Denis MacShameless says:

    Answers please, on the back of an Expenses Claim form.

  313. 313
    P l e b says:

    He’ll get 3/- for it.

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    The Goose says:

    That man’s face is very fat. He should go on a diet.

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    You highlight a good point here. Many French in that area work in Switzerland but live on the French side because it is cheaper. My younger sister’s boyfriend is in that number and bought where he could afford.

    I have no idea what the present arrangements are to prevent double taxation between France and Switzerland, other that they exist in some form, as is the almost universal practice in the western world.

    There still must be a number of French left who both live and work in those parts of France though (which extend some way beyond Thonon-les-Bains) and it was these disenfranchised people whom I had in mind when I made my observation. You don’t spite your own countrymen just to get back at a few other people, who benefit slightly from the accident of residence, unless you are a true socialist.

    As EU Watch rightly points out, the French government are hardly likely to build new hospitals to cater for these people who now have considerably further to travel in the case of illness.

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    Casual Observer 4 says:

    I think that Dave specifically is more left of center than right.

    This is perhaps why the center right (and further right) folk attack him so.

    And don’t forget Dave’s slanderous accusation that UKIP are full of closet rac!sts. That is the language of the left right there.

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    Jim "Jimmy The Weasel" Caviezel says:

    Actually, the show is a BIT more ambitious than that– it deals with questions as to how much “counterterrorism” are we willing to tolerate (or even encourage) in our society, and against whom, especially where, as in the cases my character deals with on the show, there aren’t national security implications to the terror being perpetrated, just domestic-crime-and-corruption ones.

    But the main reason for MY wanting to do the show was that, this time I get to GIVE all the beatings, not take them:

  318. 318
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    It would be better to keep this mutual, a mutual, and keep it owned within the UK.

    BUT NOT AT THE TAX PAYERS EXPENSE (just in case any wrong thinking mong gets any ideas…)

  319. 319
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  320. 320
    Eric Joyce's Next Pint says:

    They should all resign from Parliament. The Co-op is an anti-democratic party within a party with links to a corrupt and amoral banking and retail conglomerate. If Tescos had their own political party, people would string their MPs up for the theives they’d be. The Co-op Party should be wound up.

  321. 321
    Podiceps says:

    I sometimes wonder whether you are a hideous parody of an extreme leftie written by some cruel but talented satirist chuckling as he types. But then I think No, it’s a standard toxic zombie, maybe a little nastier than average.

  322. 322
    Goggle Eyes says:

    Very true. I have never understood why the BBC keeps putting that talentless woman on the telly.

  323. 323
    Questions of our time says:

    If Ed Balls was nailed to crucifix, could a smaller crucifix with Ed Miliband attached be nailed to Ed Balls’ bollocks ?

  324. 324
    The Libor party says:

    Get Mliband and Balls.

  325. 325
    Ed Balls Logic says:

    Students could form a co-operative and buy the loan book and then hire themselves to chase the debtors, paying off their debts with the new income they would have.

  326. 326
    Labour don't like it up 'em says:

    Anyone notice the similarities with Poly Peck ? What would Az!l do…

  327. 327
    Duty Pedant says:

    You meant: Get Mliband and TBD.

  328. 328
    Crystal Balls says:

    Or Ed Meth.

  329. 329
    P l e b says:

    Neither really. Just trying to add balance, for the unbalanced.

  330. 330
    Crystal Ed says:

    Miliband must be on something.

    It was the Rev Flowers, Project Verde select committee and Ed Balls lying about a £50k donation from Co-Op which has caused this crisis.

    Plod arresting the protagonist, and Tony Bla!r shagging W’endy D’eng are just cherries on this particular cake.

  331. 331
    Podiceps says:

    ***BALANCE????*** Fuck me.

  332. 332
    south of the M4 says:

    Maybe Hollande believes that no Frenchman should need to work outside of the ‘ eutopia ‘ he is creating that is ‘ his ‘ France.

  333. 333
    Ricky Gervais says:

    Nor me

  334. 334
    Ed Miliband discussing his disastrous labour leadership despite the spin from the Guardian and BBC says:

    We must stop the Tory smear machine, how, well we could enlarge our own smear machine that we’ve used for years. Good idea I’ll contact Michael Dugher and Ed Balls right away, they will sort it out.

  335. 335
    Tony Blair's Foreskin says:


  336. 336
    Ed Balls never knowingly telling the truth says:

    Or get a soft loan from the Co-op bank.

  337. 337
    McPoison says:

    Don’t forget me and Dolly Draper !

  338. 338
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Are they the same daughters that are funded by the tax payer?

  339. 339
    Our windmills dont run on fresh air you know says:

    Climate Aid is getting us mugs to give money to rich people.

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    M103 says:

    Not having much effect though, I am pleased to say: Sleaze from the Tories against Labour having no affect on the average polls :-)

    Lab 39
    Cons 31
    Fibs 10
    UKIP 13

    The Tories are actually 1 point below their 32% average since 2010 and Labour are 1 point up.

    Whilst those wretched enablers of minority greed paid for by majority austerity, the Lib Dems, are I see still happily on just 9.5% – 10%, down 16% from before the GE in 2010 :-)

  341. 341
    Ed Miliband says:

    Who is this Hollande, he sounds a right berk.

  342. 342

    If Carswell had any balls he would resign his seat and fight a by election on this issue

  343. 343
    Crippled Inside - dedicated to the cokeheads Dave and George says:

    You can shine your shoes and wear a suit
    you can powder your nose with a bit of toot
    you use clever accountant to avoid paying tax
    but the one thing you can’t hide is
    you’re a pair of useless spacs

    you can wear a mask of repectability
    hide behind a plum in your mouth
    you can wear a collar and tie
    while your tax free cash heads south
    you can go to church and sing a hymn
    as you lay down with prostitutes and criminals
    Eh George?

    But the one thing you can’t hide is your crippled inside
    crippled inside
    and let’s face it
    nobody votes for cripples

    That’s Life!

    Thanks to John Lennon and Esther Rantzen

  344. 344
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    @JJ: I did a lot of research into Hare’s research a few years back as it was an area of interest then.

    The only reason it is held in high regard is that it apparently proves many positives in non-prison populations.

    However, PET scans of patients considered to be psychopath (there are traits in brain operation which are considered proof positive and indicative) whilst correlating with Hare, do not prove positive. There is a documentary on the matter somewhere on uTube where one of the key scientists who was presenting tested positive for psychopathic traits yet was not what you or I or even he or his acquaintances would regard as psychopathic.

    The label psychopath is somewhat divisive and a damaging one to throw around, especially with apparently cast iron proof to back up. Especially as the cast iron proof is no such thing, just a metric and set of questions / conditions which are meant as a guide to aiding diagnosis.

    In the above video you see Hare attempting to apply his psychopathic metric to corporations and their behavior.

    Last time I checked, corporations were fictional entities which exist to serve some function. They are businesses, not individuals.

    This is where Hare lets his science down and betrays his political beliefs. It is an error along the lines of the transposition of conditionals to build the argument he has here.

    That is why I called it out: From Hare’s perspective though, seeing as his original work is considered ‘done’ this shift to focus on corporates is not only political on his part, but also disingenuous as he does not seem to be able to come up with a new area to research in order to raise funding. That he got funding from the Canadian government for this false line of research plays to my second point about taking research originating from that country with a pinch of salt.

    NB: Nowhere was I trying to attack yourself directly, but debating the virtue of science rather than just accepting as absolute (unless it is something unarguable in Math or one of the Physical sciences) is dangerous.

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  346. 346
    None so blind as thick party tribalists says:

    Your party’s violently hated in large parts of the country, your core voter base is heading for the exits, your policies are little different from the supposed opposition, your leader is a lying useless dhimmi dickhead….

    and you think you’re going to win the next election!

  347. 347

    Surely it was a no brainer that graduates in sociology , media studies , sport science ,
    leisure management, and all the rest of the crackpot degrees would be no better equipped
    than any one else to repay £20,000 debt.

  348. 348
    Soddem Insane says:

    That will learn ‘em.

  349. 349
    Pest exterminator says:

    Why don’t you try them both first and then let us know ? After all, you think yours is the only opinion that counts.

  350. 350
    Andy Burnham's NHS deathcamps and Labour's WMD lies says:

    “Sleaze from the Tories against Labour having no affect on the average polls”

    Probably because there hasn’t been any sleaze from the Tories.

    Sorry you don’t like the ‘austerity’ (aka “savings”), but as Liam Byrne once said, “there’s no money left (because Labour pissed it all away)”.

  351. 351
    The British media are cunts says:

    The ‘males’ at the BBC are more into golden showers.

  352. 352
    Common Sense says:

    Send them back to Kenya.

  353. 353
    Common Sense says:

    Most people in Europe don’t want Moldavia to join the EU.

  354. 354
    No sleaze from the Tories says:

    Bedroom Tax
    Andy Coulson
    Rebekah Brooks
    Food Banks
    Leon Brittan
    Peter Morrison
    Osborne’s paddock scam
    Children left in the pub
    43 Government U-turns
    Minimum alcohol pricing
    Anthony Bamford
    Adrian Beecroft
    Michael Spencer
    Lord Green
    Cigarette packaging & Lynton Crosby
    Fracking & Lynton Crosby
    Peter Cruddas
    Lying under oath at Leveson
    The promotion of Esther McVey
    Escalating government debt
    Royal Mail selloff price scandal

  355. 355
    Meth-Central Hall says:

    Its all at the co-op now…10% off co-op funerals…. no refunds!

  356. 356
    Mc Mentalist says:

    OMG it happening again.

  357. 357
    Nick Park says:

    More cheese Ed?

  358. 358
    Mc Mentalist says:

    Its great having a 12″ dick don’t you think so Tony.

  359. 359
    Dr Spock says:

    To purchase Chinese solar panels and windmills

    So fuckihg intelligent

  360. 360
    Omar Kahan says:

    Oh come on and get real these people are aliens, they do not understand us they are shite.

  361. 361
    Putin says:

    He has a slippery dick.

  362. 362
    Anon says:

    UK Banking Review

    Co(ke) Op Bank about to go Tits Up if its not already there.

    RBS Now also about to go tits up again with possible horrendous losses & claims as
    a result of report about Corporate deception & possible fraud. Of course its
    82% owned by the UK mug tax payers….oh dear another large bail out coming.

    Plus a host of subsidiaries in the RBS Group may now have a horrible black cloud
    over them until its resolved, closed down or sold off (given away)……….

    That should do the sector a well of good & encourage investors for everyone
    NOT to invest in this part of the market place…..full stop……

    Looks like its going to be a hectic start to the trading week tomorrow……..

    Dave & George are both believed to be suffering acute bouts of diarrhoea or
    about to…….

    Happy days……

  363. 363
    PA white man who pretends he is a darky says:

  364. 364


    What is your opinion of the news that Iran has agreed to curb some of its nuclear activities?

    My thoughts are that it is a Obama legacy item where the need to consolidate his reputation, before he bows out, stands way in advance of the realpolitik benefit (if any) of this agreement.

    I would be delighted to be proved wrong but somehow one feels that it goes no further than this. It plays to the weakest point in modern democracy so successfully that large numbers of people will be surely be taken in by it.

  365. 365
    nellnewman. says:

    Find myself slightly stunned by recent revelations- labour now is all about drugs, backhanders , soft loans and corruption.

    If you factor in unite and mcclusky and falkirk and graingemouth and how they intimated children in their own homes ….

    well there’s not much attractive about labour is there ??!!

  366. 366
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    My opinion is that Iran should not be trusted. I wonder what frequency checks have been agreed.

  367. 367
    A Pair of Tits says:

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    Honest man says:

    Millions throughout the world agree with you

    Neocon wars have wrecked the West financially and morally for a little country which applies a p a r theid and smearing and aggresssion permanently

    Blessed are the peacemakers

  369. 369
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    It’s called political leverage.

  370. 370
    Socialist sophistry says:

    Loving the tick box mentality.

  371. 371
    nellnewman. says:


    a sticking plaster that will come off in the shower sometime soon!!!

  372. 372
    Same old Same old says:

    More confirmation than revelation.

  373. 373
    Plod says:

    We often ignore crimes here in Scotland

  374. 374
    The Baroness Ashton says:

    Iran must be laughing all the way to the bomb.

    Hague is a FOOL.

  375. 375

    Who gives a Fuck about Cameron leaving his child in a pub

  376. 376

    Interesting for those who claim that democracies never go to war with each other. That has been accepted wisdom for almost seven decades now. With the prospect of it actually happening between two members of a political union (forgive me, dear reader, as I speak with a large portion of tongue firmly in cheek) That will blow a huge hole in all sorts of theories, including those of Mr Francis Fukuyama.

  377. 377
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Should that be Cherie on the cake?

  378. 378
    nellnewman. says:

    mccklusky can call it what he wants but he has stabbed himself and the labour party in the back with it. The public will forever now see him as a worthless thug.

  379. 379
    Whatever says:

    Ok you get a lot of foaming loudmouths who say “look at me, I vote Labour because I hate the Tories” but what about all the people who silently vote Conservative because (despite the spin the BBC put on everything) know Labour ruined the economy, Education and the NHS, made it not pay to work, then let 2 million immigrants in to do the jobs Labour’s client state felt were beneath them?

    Maybe they can’t be bothered getting into a pointless argument with some left-wing thicko who still thinks everything is Fatcher’s fault and would vote for a pig if it had a red rosette, and just keep quiet in these surveys?

  380. 380
    Alex Higgins says:

    “What’s the matter Steve, why are you taking so long ?”
    ” Hmmm, I can’t decide whether to go for the pink or the brown”

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  382. 382
    Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPER says:

    Blinky looks quite sweaty there.

  383. 383

    How very singular that might be…

  384. 384
    Stella Creasy never says:

    The crisis is really caused by the Labour party not having one man one vote to elect its leader and permitting the Co-op Party to act as a party within a party (Co-op members get 2 votes for the leadership) while also buying its own MPs into the HoC and controlling the Party’s purse strings though its corruptly-run private bank.

  385. 385
    Tony Benn says:


  386. 386
    nellnewman. says:

    Yes of course confirmation – but sad all the same. Wesleyan Methodists and Unionists and labour supporters believed these people were all about the support of the working classes , and in my Mother’s day they were. Now they are all about lining their own pockets and living a depraved, decrepit, disgraceful lifestyle. Disgusting!

  387. 387

    …and that is the good side!

  388. 388
    Denis MacShameless says:

    ‘The Labour Party always acts with the utmost integrity’.

  389. 389
    Manchuria says:

    Hardly anyone in China uses solar panels. They are a waste of money. Energy is so much cheaper than it is in Europe.

  390. 390
    nellnewman. says:

    If we are talking politics of the gutter then we are most certainly talking about Revd Flowers and his links to bullyballs!!

  391. 391
    UN observer says:

    Perhaps your cynicism about “playing to the weakest poiht in modern democracy” merely proves to what extent you have been conned by a mainstream wsetern media controlled by those with a non western agenda

    Or do yiu support everyv disastrous neocon war still?

    Blessed are the peacemakers

  392. 392
    altruism in industry says:

    all these countries which are trying to catch up, China, N Korea, Iran, Spain, take the money and carry on regardless.

  393. 393
    Cherie says:

    He IS a slippery dick.

  394. 394

    So that’s it then, lessons have been learned Labour have done nothing wrong and acted with integrity.
    It must be time to move on then!!

  395. 395
    Reader says:

    Labour has been deeply unattractive for some time now. It’s just so sad that the alternatives in Westminster are, albeit for different reasons, also deeply unappetising.

    No wonder therefore that the majority of people in this country are disgusted at our politicians

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

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    A lazy little Paki says:

    Is Dominic Grieve going to resign?

  398. 398
    British Citizen says:

    So Miliband tells lies. Am I surprised? No

  399. 399
    Anon says:

    I believe in WMD being removed from the whole Middle East

    No double standards

  400. 400
    nellnewman. says:

    “The labour party always acts with integrity”


    How many labour MP’s have been jailed for fiddling their expenses??? – what was the name of that woman in Luton who got off the legal hook by claiming mental illness and then promptly cleared off to spain to her spanish villa bought by taxpayers money??!!

    And then there’s flowers of the co-op and ‘saint’bliar of dodgy reputation – not to mention alycampbell of that dodgy dossier or gordongloom and his damianmcbride henchman

    Oh Yes – labour is all about integrity! Or rather the lack of it!!!!!!

    Oh Yes

  401. 401

    Who gives a fuck about Cameron leaving his child in a pub?

  402. 402
    nellnewman. says:

    NickClegg sgtill protecting his chances of that lucrative EU Commissioner’s job post 2015 then??!!!

  403. 403
    Flower power says:

    Remember to ‘draw a line under it’ first.

    Then inhale deeply

    Then ‘learn the lessons’.

    Then it’s time to move on.

  404. 404
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The dipstick could spend an hour discussing Exile on Main St, Abbey Road, ziggy Stardust and Led Zeppelin II in great detail and he would still come across as a complete dork.

  405. 405
    nellnewman. says:

    Well how entertaining that this labour troll thinks he has to use my name . I guess I should be flattered!!

  406. 406
    Oh my someone telling a different story says:

    Liebour and integrity, does not compute, please check error codes whitewash and bollocks for truth.

  407. 407
    Liebore spokesperson says:

    Postal votes, that’s all I have to say.

  408. 408
    Anon says:

    Meanwhile UK Senior Citizens are very worried how they are going to pay
    there energy bills this winter along with the other 7 million+ in fuel poverty….

    Just the type of callous way to treat the indigenous population along
    with the real fears everyone has of the impeding uncontrolled hordes of
    Bulgarians & Romanians that are going to flood into OUR country thanks
    to the EUSSR Kommiesars along with the active help of Cons*LeLabor*LebDims…….

    All very helpful points as we go into a series of elections, resulting in
    the EUSSR*Cons*LieLabor*LebDims crying there fcuking eyes out once they have lost there favorite elixir called “power over the fcuking smelly filthy dirty masses of plebs…….”

    Of course they just wont (want) to understand why they have been kicked
    out…… I wonder why ???

  409. 409
    UKIP or bust says:

    The whole thing seemed very dodgy indeed, but the weirdest thing was the prolonged and intimate embrace John Kerry gave to the Ashton woman.

  410. 410
    Sally *drooling* says:

    we’re talking KY slip here

  411. 411
    Sally *drooling* says:

    and very large snorebitz

  412. 412
    Sally *drooling* says:

    you’re just ugly .. sling yer hook

  413. 413
    No-one says:


  414. 414
    David Cameron says:

    By 2015 the Tories will only be slightly unappetising compared to Labour. We will also have millions of pounds for electioneering whereas if Labour still exists it will have only Wonga for help.

  415. 415

    Ah! So there were WMD in Iraq under Saddam after all? Yes? Answer please!

    I don’t pursue anyone’s agenda, western or non western.

    Those who would sacrifice freedom for security etc..

  416. 416
    The effects of endemic corruption run deep indeed says:

    125% turnout declared in Walthamstow High Street Ward at the last election. And no-one at the count batted an eyelid.

  417. 417
    Blog Regular says:

    To be fair the only things you can really ask of a good government is to not bankrupt the nation and not start a pointless war. One out of two’s not bad.

  418. 418
    Someone else says:

    Lipstick on a pig.

  419. 419
    The Diplomatic Corps says:

    She doesn’t get many hugs.

  420. 420
    Anon says:

    I agree with you. But what can be done without serious violence? The electoral system is broken.

  421. 421
    Nicholarse Clegg (IQ 13 and 3/4) says:

    I must sacrifice my Party for my own political subservience to Herman.

  422. 422
    Blog Regular says:

    I’m not a tribal loyalist. I just think that if I have to choose between a selection of crooks and liars then I should go with my heart and vote for the man who’s lies I find most reassuring and who’s criminality is most discrete and efficient. For me that’s Cameron.

  423. 423
    The Polls says:

    No-one cares about you any more. Please go away.

  424. 424
    Alanis, how's this for irony? says:

    So we’ve cut our carbon footprint by outsourcing all our industry to China. Now we’re buying solar panels from them produced in factories powered by coal.

  425. 425
    Londoner says:

    2 million? They let in many more than that, my friend.

  426. 426
    Labour says:

    We always act with integrity. When we lied and started an illegal war that killed half a million people, we were acting with integrity.

    Enabling US neocons to invade and rob a sovereign nation of its oil was the right thing to do. That’s why we did it. That’s why our Deputy Leader, Harriet Harman, voted for it. And that’s why our Deputy Leader, Harriet Harman, today heads a new generation that never enabled US neocons to invade and rob a sovereign nation of its oil.

    Except she did. We murderd half a million people. But we’re not nasty.

  427. 427
    Nicholarse Clegg (IQ 13 and 3/4) says:

    The polls are wrong. The British people are stupid ignorant fools.

    I am a genius. The 92% of the British electorate who hate me and my Party are nothing but stupid foolish bigoted scum.

    Vote Liberal Democrat.

  428. 428
    Jigga Boom says:

  429. 429
    Casual Observer 4 says:

    The new government of Rouhan! are very different. They know that the previous status quo was untenable and not in !ran’s favor. The Syr!a as gateway to !ran for war thesis !ran was fully aware of: When the US was seen to engage with Russ!a on the diplomatic rather than military solution to dealing with Syr!a the whole dynamic changed.

    The sanctions against !ran are not working: !ran just avoids trading through the US. Relatively easy to do as it has its own oil bourse on Kish.

    It really does not make any sense to keep !ran isolated as this is impacting trade across that region. For all of !sraels rhetoric, !srael cannot deny that !ran is a major trading partner and the stand off over the nuclear program is not acting in their favor either.

    The details of the deal will contain the devil, but if O’bama is seen as you describe this is a very powerful win for the US as he may have nearly repaired the damage which B’ush inflicted post 9-11 in destroying the soft power of the US.

    O’bama may spin this as a good legacy item, but that would be very hazardous as even though there is an agreement signed today, what happens tomorrow and moving forward is what will determine the view of history.

    For practical trade reasons !ran is likely being honest here.

    The strategic importance of helium, and certain other gas’ in South Pars to the US cannot be ignored either.

    I suspect the real legacy for O’bama will be that this deal marks the turning point in bringing certain lobby groups within the US back to their rightful place in the hierarchy of power there, and perhaps may signal that the US-!srael relationship is going to be modified. On the flip side it should be noted that !srael have been shifting slightly towards both Ch!na and Russ!a, and those countries have no truck either with !srael’s paranoia about !ran.

    The biggest benefit which may be seen in the short term is that the A-Q groups in northern Afr!ca may need to start shopping around for a new ammunition supplier. One truly hopes they do not find a new one.

  430. 430
    The 'P' communiteh says:

    And if you accuse us of ‘endemic corruption’, we will force you to make a very public and humiliating apology.


  431. 431
    Charlie says:

    You mean snort a line under it?

  432. 432
    Johnny Majaw says:

    aha….a dot spotted here, you crafty mare, aged 61.

  433. 433
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    Loot the pension fund?

    Oh no, that was Bob (bob, bobbing along) Maxwell’s MO, I believe. Another Labour stalwart – much admired by the truly evil Alistair Campbell!

  434. 434
    Stella Creasy never says:

    The Returning Officer left the council with a £356,000 payout, (presumably containing a gagging clause), so one may never know whether that hypothetical speculation holds water.

  435. 435
    Baldy Watch says:


  436. 436
    Tony, International Statesman says:

    Cherie spanked my bot-bot and sent me to bed without any supper :(

  437. 437
    Johnny Majaw says:

    Or what?

  438. 438
    Enriched Eric of Enfield says:


  439. 439
    Podiceps says:

    He was wearing his high-risibility jacket.

  440. 440
    Great British Public says:

  441. 441
    Michael Prick says:

    Looks lovely to me.

  442. 442
    Cassandra says:

    Never trust an arab.

  443. 443
    altruism in industry says:

    slap heads of the world unite against anti-slapheadedness NOW

  444. 444
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  445. 445
    Jack Dromey says:

    Oh Wow!

  446. 446
    Anon says:

    Good piece

    On last ammunition point

    A q in Maghreb will continue to be armed by Saudi and Qatqr

    The mayhen in Libya is mostly Qatar backed , who are playing very nasty game there

  447. 447
    A Hairline says:

    Whether waxing lyrical
    Or waxing political
    The shiny-bonced man is
    Greedy and cycnical

  448. 448
    Billie Botty-BØwden says:

    It only a blog, but can you pump it up a bit guido?

  449. 449
    Andy Bumhum says:

    Gimme a shout if you’re ever short of clients.

  450. 450
    Anonymous says:

    I have always wondered what people going to food banks have done with their benefits as well SOUP KITCHEN.

  451. 451
    The second tumbleweed on the right says:

    Your blog is not much of an example worth following

  452. 452

    You did say the devil is in the detail but it will take time to tell if Rouhani will keep to either the letter or the spirit of the agreement. Indeed, will his people allow him to deliver this? This is the very area in which I have severe doubts, based on previous experience.

    Iran’s position since the fall of the Shah has been one of obstruction. Even the topography of the area points to that, one cannot pass overland from Turkey to Pаkistan without going through it, unless you go north of the Caspian Sea.

    Many years ago I planned to drіve to Hong Kong and gave up on the attempt, not because of China, but over the Ayatollah.

    If my misgivings are proved wrong, then I shall be delighted. I may even resurrect my 30 year old plans. But none of us are really going to know for quite a while. Meanwhile Barack Hussein will be opening his library and going on the lucrative lecture tour…

  453. 453

    Yоu dіd sаy thе dеvіl іs іn thе dеtаіl but іt wіll tаkе tіmе tо tеll іf Rоuhаnі wіll kееp tо еіthеr thе lеttеr оr thе spіrіt оf thе аgrееmеnt. Іndееd, wіll hіs pеоplе аllоw hіm tо dеlіvеr thіs? Thіs іs thе vеry аrеа іn whіch І hаvе sеvеrе dоubts, bаsеd оn prеvіоus еxpеrіеncе.

    Іrаn’s pоsіtіоn sіncе thе fаll оf thе Shаh hаs bееn оnе оf оbstructіоn. Еvеn thе tоpоgrаphy оf thе аrеа pоіnts tо thаt, оnе cаnnоt pаss оvеrlаnd frоm Turkеy tо Pаkіstаn wіthоut gоіng thrоugh іt, unlеss yоu gо nоrth оf thе Cаspіаn Sеа.

    Mаny yеаrs аgо І plаnnеd tо drіvе tо Hоng Kоng аnd gаvе up оn thе аttеmpt, nоt bеcаusе оf Chіnа, but оvеr thе Аyаtоllаh.

    Іf my mіsgіvіngs аrе prоvеd wrоng, thеn І shаll bе dеlіghtеd. І mаy еvеn rеsurrеct my 30 yеаr оld plаns. But nоnе оf us аrе rеаlly gоіng tо knоw fоr quіtе а whіlе. Mеаnwhіlе Bаrаck Hussеіn wіll bе оpеnіng hіs lіbrаry аnd gоіng оn thе lucrаtіvе lеcturе tоur…

  454. 454
    Anon says:

    of course

    And Ian Fraser knows exactly what he is talkihg about

    But the report should have been sent straight to the CPS/Police and not the fucking regulators who will do the umpeenth coverup

    Forcing dozens of their clients into trumped up liquidations to resell the assets at a profit AND take bonuses thereon is clearly criminal

    Many people have been saying this for years now

  455. 455
    RED LEN says:

    I have approved these appointments.

  456. 456
    A theologian says:

    The Labour Party are evil

  457. 457
    Anon says:

    Your pieces are far too long to state very obvious points old chap

    I think Barry has taken us iut of the disastrous necon era into a far better era

    There are safeguards in the agreement and it is far better than armageddon which the usual suspects want

  458. 458
    anonus says:

    Why yesterday, 5 weeks before Christmas, do I have to see human filth on the main shopping street in a major city, who are these degraded specimens?

  459. 459
    Anonymous says:


  460. 460
    Anon says:

    No doubt little Labour princelings Straw, Blair and Prescott will receive handsome subsidies fromnthe Coop as well

    Interesting to note that the three Dads should be in the Hague for war crimes

    Labours motto : war crimes pay

  461. 461
    julian the wonderhorse says:

    Rapid rebuttal unit at Labour party manages to remove “You don’t bring me Flowers” from Ed Milliband’s list for desert island discs

  462. 462
    Billie Botty-BØwden says:

    I think I can stand on own two feet now giudoi but tanks for the memories and hoping we win Ashes and your blog recovers

    Billie x

  463. 463
    Slot Gobsmacked says:

  464. 464
    FFS says:

    Attorney General forced to apologise after saying corruption is ‘endemic’ in Britain’s P4kist4ni community

    Surely what he meant was ” in EVERY P4k1st4ai community.

  465. 465
    Mandy Rice Pudding says:

    They would say that, wouldn’t they.

    Anyway….the wife is always the last to know.

    You would imagine a lawyer would know that.

  466. 466
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    These are just Tory smears.

  467. 467
    Reuters news says:

    Tony Blair, Mid East War Envoy, has for once, made a peace offer to Mr Murdoch

    He has offered to exchange Mrs Slotgob for Mrs Wendi

  468. 468
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

  469. 469
    Mandy Rice Pudding says:

    Monday’s Mirror also front page, and more truthfully:

    Puppy accidentally suffocates in bag of DORITOS crisps

  470. 470
    Pual Staynes says:

    Nobody reads this shite, or gives a toss.

  471. 471
    Reuters news says:

    Our Tone has another very rich piece of crumpet in Tel Aviv

    Thats why they call him Tootihg Tony of Tel Aviv

  472. 472
    netty says:

    Click, click, click, YAWN

    Some cu’nt thinks it’s interesting enough to spend the rest of his life posting dollop on here

  473. 473
    Crap-Watch says:

    I wish he’d hurry up and DIE.

  474. 474
    Janet Street Banger says:

    Poor thing

    The Mirror is cruel

  475. 475
    Janet Street Banger says:

    Calm down dear

  476. 476
    Boredom -Watch says:

    + 1

    This blog is extremely un-interesting.

  477. 477

    Moldovia is just an old province of Romania they speak the same language and are in the same shit.

  478. 478
    yoo hoo! anybody in says:

    Evening TwAT, still waiting to read your blog, now be a good patient and let nursey give you your pills .

  479. 479
    Joss Taskin says:

    Isn’t this just another Tory smear ?

  480. 480
    R. Youshore says:

    Thanks to brilliant contributors such as yourself.

  481. 481
    RED ED'S SEAL TEAM says:

  482. 482

    Somehow I just cannot see the Italians swallowing this, they are not sheepish north Europeans like the dumb Germans or British, who just pay up and shut up and comply with every piece of shit that the EU throws at them!

  483. 483
    Owen Jokes says:

  484. 484
    Anonymous says:

    True though, isn’t it?

  485. 485
    Anonymous says:

    Lefties can’t a joke. Period. They don’t like it up ‘em, though the boy wonder might do for all I know.

  486. 486

    If you don’t like what I post, then don’t read it.

  487. 487
    The Common Purpose stooge waiting to be booted out of no. 10 says:

    Ah, but I’m not done with you plebs yet !

  488. 488
    Camp David says:

    Ooh ! Get Miliband !

  489. 489
    As has oft been said, Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    Lefties are called lefties because they left their sense of humour behind in the womb.

  490. 490
    Dominic (I'm grieving, but for heaven's sake don't send Flowers) says:

    I’m resigned to the Parrkissedarnie community being every bit as corrupt as the ‘establishment’ in the UK.

  491. 491
    Jimmy says:

    Righties are called righties because …

  492. 492
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    If you haven’t read it how do you know you haven’t missed anything? Unless of course you possess powers equal to those of Mystic Meg. Or that you are a snob.

  493. 493
    M­a­q­bo­ul says:

    Co-Op Commandos dealing with the problem.

  494. 494
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    Very surprised he did not choose “Oh my papa” by Eddie Calvert – he of the golden trumpet way back when…

  495. 495
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    The Packy HC has just got himself in a terrible fizz claiming all his compatriots are pure as the dr*ven snow. None so blind etc…

    Still, if he don’t like it here he can also pisorf back where he came from. Diplotwat par excellency!

  496. 496
    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    A “Dominic Green” moment in English literature involves a person stating clearly what he thinks about something and then completely retracting it moments later (sometimes under duress) to obtain a political or other advantage.

  497. 497
    Malcolm Muggeridge says:

    Yes please

  498. 498
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    Bet he wasn’t a member of the Association of Criminal/Crooked Police Officers.

  499. 499
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    What is it about that woman that makes me think she might be a Labour supporter?

    Take Chucky out of the pic and the feeling remains. Is it the haircut, the cleavage, the fatuous grin? Can’t put my finger on it but they all seem to look alike – so it must be genetic; they obviously lack something in their make-up.

  500. 500
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    Persians are NOT Arabs, thicko.

  501. 501
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    Hogs rarely get hugged. Especially the unelected troughing type.

  502. 502
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    Calm down,pal. Next moth they’ll be Belgraded specimens…

  503. 503
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    * month

  504. 504
    Baldrick's burger bar says:

    But what he said is something that will takes years to forget – a bit like the rivers of blood speech from way back when Ed was still in short trousers.

  505. 505
    JH23402384023095 says:

    The BBC will probably offer to run Labour’s campaign free of charge, to make things ‘fair’.

    Oh hang on, they already do.

  506. 506
    JH23402384023095 says:

    Once again, outside the carefully lit and posed pouty shots he actually looks short of a chromosome or two.

    Then again so do the people posing with him.

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