November 22nd, 2013

WATCH: Rob Ford: The Movie


  1. 1
    Huntwatch says:

    Makes a change from the Co-op witch hunt whilst the coalition turns the country to ratshit.
    Too much Rampant Rabbit eh Guido?


    • 12
      Orwell says:

      Lefty bankers good
      4 legs bad


    • 50
      Cynic says:

      Hes a banker


    • 147
      Joe Public says:

      Cocaine, rent boys, excessive expenses, corruption, incompetent placeman set in place to funnel money to a political party, taking over a bank to launder political money, an “ethical” bank on the brink of collapse, incompetent regulators, venal politicians, hedge funds waiting in the wings.
      What Witchunt?


      • 231
        A Right Fucking Bastard says:

        “Ket” relaxes your anal sphincter.

        Provided you’ve had a good shit, helped by a few laxatives then you’re ready to receive all kinds of cock and then it’s not nearly so messy. Not that a load of methed-up rent-boys would care about a bit of turd anyway.

        It’s all ethical.


    • 151
      Billie Botty-BØwden says:

      I cant believe theres still 18 months till election guido !! How are going you to fill our blogs up till May 2015 ??

      Mine is maintenance-free luckily

      You doesnt have to answer if you banned yourself again .

      Billie x


    • 234
      A Right Fucking Bastard says:

      The Labour Party are all about buggery.

      If they’re not doing it to rent boys, they’re doing it to your wallet.

      By the way, did a mint and a treacle toffee melt in here?

      *sniffs fingers*

      “Sorry, love. Another pint, please”.


    • 242
      A Right Fucking Bastard says:

      Google “perverx”.

      That’s a metaphor for socialists in action.


  2. 2
    kmc says:

    I managed 1 minute 27 seconds before the urge to nuke the American film industry once and for all became irresistible.

    Apart from the minor problem of not actually having any nukes. Which is just as well for Brad Pitt, because the urge to nuke him became irresistible about half way through World War Z


    • 3
      P l e b says:

      Is Brad Pitt a descendent of William?


    • 27
      Casual Observer 4 says:

      This is the liberal lefts approach to dealing with Ford.

      What is embarrassing for the US is that a lot of its films are shot on location in Toronto and other parts of Canada because they get healthy tax breaks.

      What is embarrassing for Canada is Canada.


    • 39
      Old Hal says:

      Murdocher has a pile invested in 21st Centuary Fox, he bought 20th Centuary Fox because of all the library of films it had so the could broadcast them of Sky, you all the old stuff and he had a ready made Fox TV , it was a good move by the old scroat. You wouldn’t nuke Fox would you, Guido hopes to work there for the big bucks


      • 46
        Newsfox Mong says:

        Dear Mr M urdoch,

        I have been running an satirical blog site based in the UK which makes light fun of current affairs. No one reads it and it isn’t funny, but I feel, like M edhi H asan would say, that this is not important.

        The link has been posted many times on the order order blog site where it has received favorable reviews.

        Would like to write light hearted satire for the US audience. They might find my material and give it a rating above genocide, unlike the tough crowd in the UK.

        Yours sincerely, not really (haha?)

        Newsfox Mong


  3. 4
    Paul Flowers says:

    I never really cared for rock ‘n’ roll, though.


  4. 5
    Tachybaptus says:

    Welcome to order-order, a veritable Jurassic Park a cornucopia of verminous, parasitic , parvenu, lickspittle, non empathetic sociopathic swivel-eyed lunatics, these reductive whores of Social Darwinist voodoo economics, who wishe to reduce every aspect of humanity to mere units of production, who despise ordinary people, who see their only value as an entry in a profit and loss account, to be exploited by the human garbage that this sub-strata of humanity are, and the corporate fascism they serve. One only has to read the comments by Tory shills posted daily on Guido’s blog to see the true face of their malignant, cancerous moral degeneracy, and in that, they at least serve a purpose. I would recommend the guillotine but much like the gargoyles on a church spire, they represent a grotesque warning of how deformed one’s humanity can become. These end of pier, amateur hour economists, these neo-liberal whores are, nothing more than errand boys sent by banksters, rentiers and hedge fund managers, to collect a bill that we’ve already paid in full. Long may they continue as a reminder of supreme idiocy and malevolence.


  5. 14
    Geddy, Alex and Neil says:

    Why is this blog bothered about Canadian politicians?


    • 17
      Jack Dromey's Big Black Cock says:

      Fat crackheads are always a good pull on this blog, second only to Gordon bashing. Get with it.


    • 32
      Peter North: Would not appeal to Dromey because he's white says:

      Rob Ford’s performance is quite funny, and when you understand where a lot of the retarded liberal left ideology that infects this country comes from Canada, it sort of makes sense.

      Canada is land of the fabians, the nonce George Bernard Shaw fucked off there for example, and is still held in high regard. Shaw is one of the shittest things the UK ever produced: Similar level to Ed Balls.

      Then you have the only real interest which the UK should have with Canada, and that is the lunatic retard that was out lying through his cheap tacky teeth on C4 the other night, Mr. Mark Carney: He is Canada’s equivalent of Gordon Brown with better poo flinging control and tailor.


      • 72
        broderick crawford says:

        Ahh yeah but you must admit ….

        Allison Crowe and Celine Dion … two positive Canuck exports

        Phwoarrr….Hallelujah !!!!


        • 80
          broderick crawford says:

          are you still watching Peter North loops ?

          that porn is even older than Rocco Siffredi s nutter cameos .

          Get with it . Try Fake Taxi if you want reality sluts .


        • 82
          I've got something in my pocket for you... says:

          The best thing in Canada is Whistler.


          • Victoria Islander says:

            ….or his mother?

            The place is nice in winter when all the crap is covered in snow, but once that melts the town reverts to prime slumhood.


          • (That's enough Eds, Ed!) says:

            The worst thing about Canada is that it’s so politically correct that it makes our own dear shit-hole look like 1930s Germany!


  6. 15
    Major Trousers says:

    I refuse to look at fat people. Can’t stand all that. Illness, some say. I say bollocks to that! Ill discipline is what it is. Not a chance I’ll be watching, no thank you very much.


  7. 22
    Happy Large Rooster says:

    I think it looks quite good.


    • 188
      Handycock says:

      I agree, a brilliant film about a brilliant politician who inspires me. We are surrounded by inspirational people – Rob Ford, Paul Flowers, Vladimir, Ilhya, Bob Mugabe, and a host of others who’s names I can’t remember but mostly live in eastern Europe and western Asia. Boaz.


  8. 25
    Prezza says:

    Canada’s answer to John Prescott.

    When Lard Prescott left his government flat it required a “deep clean” costing £3k.

    If the cleaners were paid £10 a hour that’s 300 hours of work to clear up the mess he left behind.


    • 45
      Blog Regular says:

      No, it would have been outsourced to someone like Mitie cleaning, but probably not them because they know what they are doing, so probably a hastily set up cleaning division of G4S or Capita. Two cleaners would have been paid £6.50 an hour for eight hours and the rest would have gone on admin costs.


    • 58
      Old Hal says:

      They probably charged £20+ per/hr more like


      • 73
        Blog Regular says:

        The cronycontractor charged £1000 per hour but the people who actually did the work are unlikely to have been paid more than minimum wage and probably weren’t British. They won’t have minded working for so little because they were probably FSB agents filling the place with bugs and MI5 would have been oblivious to it all because they were too busy selling all our commercial secrets to the CIA.


      • 272
        Tom Catesby. says:

        £20 per hour, that’s just for the flats they hadn’t cleaned.


  9. 28
    Mark Carney: Canada's answer to Rev Flowers says:


  10. 30
    nellnewman. says:

    Well, drugs, drunk, freedom to party puts me in mind of the co-op bank and the labour party – can’t think why!! But it brings to mind flowers, ericjoyce, and chuckusyamoney to name just some!!


  11. 35
    Lost in the wilderness says:

    I’ve got to say this or I’ll explode. Ed Milliband is such a vacuous fucktard.


  12. 37
    Immigrant Watch says:

    Bringing cultural diversity and enrichment to Lambeth

    Two people suspected of holding three women as slaves for more than 30-years at a house in Lambeth, south London … the pair, who are not British nationals have now also been arrested on suspicion of immigration offences.


    • 78
      nellnewman. says:

      Oh well that sounds very Metropolitan Police – folks commit serious crimes against other human being over decades and they get arrested for immigration offences !!


      • 87
        broderick crawford says:

        yeah and the kicker is ….


        Hello ?

        Foreign nationals who know other foreign nationals who can presumably supply false documentation for a price ..??

        Just enough time to sell their UK assets and say bye bye Annersley hello Asuncion .

        But they d never do that would they … it would be breaking bail conditions !!


        • 93
          Julian AssSandwich says:

          Is justice catching up with you? Would you like to swap a few years in prison for a lifetime of sitting in a room that young women try really hard to avoid? Then come to the Equadorian Embassy. Its just like real socialism, but with less turnips.


      • 88
        Blog Regular says:

        And bailed!


  13. 41
    Canada Watch says:

    Let’s not forget the other wonderful cultural export from Canada, second only to fertilizer…

    What a mong.


  14. 44

    Perhaps we could get Jimmy to guest-edit the blog for a day?


  15. 51
    Press Association says:

    George Osborne has announced an independent investigation into the Chancellor of the Exchequer’s hair.


  16. 62
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Just came across an old Co-operative members (Dividend) book that belonged to my parents, it’s dated from 1946, shares £1, transactions written in copperplate handwriting, entry for July 1958; amount in society £5, 5s, 11p, interest 13 pence, Dividend £2, 3s, 9p.
    Where/when did it all go wrong?.


    • 77
      Blog Regular says:

      Old socialism was good men and women being subtly manipulated by one sinister consp!racy.

      Modern socialism is a lot of sinister idiots being overtly manipulated by too many incompatible consp!racies.

      That, I think is what has gone wrong.


  17. 69
    Ed Miliband says:

    I do not want a judge led inquiry into the Co-op bank crisis.


    • 84
      nellnewman. says:

      Neither do I I want an Inquiry into labour’s links with the Co-op Bank and it’s subsidiaries at least since 1997 and possibly before. And I suspect most of their depositers and members of the general public who bank with them want it too!!


    • 99
      V For Viennetta says:

      Don’t worry, neither does Gideon.


  18. 70
    Canada's Best Export says:


    • 91
      Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

      This is Canada today. Where did it all go wrong?


    • 94
      Universal Hiss says:

      For some reason I though of To Build a Fire,after glancing at that.

      My fail, as London was an American.

      I like to think of that novella as an an analogue of the failure of socialism but I could be wrong/ drunk/on ketamine.


  19. 83

    We have just passed the time when JFK was assassinated in Dallas at 12:30 CST (18:30 GMT). He was declared dead at 13:00 CST.

    Unusually, I had gone to bed that night, after a long journey, so only heard the news when I awoke the next morning. I did not believe it at first.


    • 86
      nellnewman. says:

      I was 11 years old SC and remember being riveted to the news on a black and white tv. One of the first things that interested me in the world and politics.

      Amazing that his death is still controversial and questioned.


    • 98
      hello Petal says:

      I don’t remember my location first hearing of JFK assassination, I remember Geography teacher telling us about the Cuban missile crisis and that we might have a nuclear war. “Atoms are really tiny” he said and I was under the impression for a while that Atom bombs would fit in a matchbox.


      • 104
        nellnewman. says:

        +++Laugh+++ atoms really small so no concept of what nuclear might really mean – and the biology teacher talking in guarded terms about rabbits procreating and stuff and amoeba and things which meant absoluiely nothing to us in terms of sex education!

        They were the innocent days! I wouldn’t swap them for anything!!!


        • 110
          hello Petal says:

          yes growing up with the idea that at any minute everything could be annihilated did colour my youthful thinking.


          • Anon says:

            Yes, but on the bright side it inoculated us against the modern age.

            Being warned that Al-Queda might blow up a hotel or bus is SFA to those of us who lived under the constant threat of thermonuclear annihilation and the end of our species.


          • nellnewman. says:

            Well anon it has always seems a bit odd to me that alkyada would think disrupting the odd london underground would have any effect after Londoners had lived through the Blitz.


          • hello Petal says:

            I really shouldn’t link the two but we refused to negotiate with provos until they started bombing London


          • Jess Sayin says:

            But the londoners living through the blitz, cor strike me down,were not the same as the non indigenous shower who would be on the bus today, Nell. Given their propensity for all things superficial, would this bunch not wave the white flag immediately?


          • Anon says:

            Exactly, Nell.

            But the media today reports any minor hindrance as “the end of humanity”.

            For example, about 440 British troops died in Afghanistan – and there’s much hand-wringing – but tens of thousands died every day in WWI. In fact in WWI 300 British were killed every day by snipers, even when there wasn’t any other conflict going on.


          • hello Petal says:

            there was an American joke about a woman who went into a coma during JFK’s presidency and woke up during Nixon’s presidency and her first words were
            “how is the President?”
            ” I’m afraid that the president is dead”
            “Don’t tell me the vice president is running the country”

            but American jokes are a bit odd.


    • 105
      Podiceps says:

      I was crossing a bridge across a mountain valley between two Swiss villages when a man coming the other way told me that someone had been shot, but he wasn’t sure whether it was Kennedy or the Pope. I said, Oh I do hope it was the Pope. Which was unkind, but no one liked the new Paul VI much (indeed, the Italians said he had the evil eye).

      Looking back, it’s clear that dying was the best career move the appalling Kennedy ever made. The man was a vile sexual predator, corrupt to the core, and let no one forget that he started the Vietnam War. If he had remained in office for his full term, heaven knows what might have happened. Johnson was no angel but he was an infinitely better president.


    • 107
      Podiceps says:

      І wаѕ сrоѕѕіng а brіdgе асrоѕѕ а mоuntаіn νаllеу bеtwееn twо Swіѕѕ νіllаgеѕ whеn а mаn соmіng thе оthеr wау tоld mе thаt ѕоmеоnе hаd bееn ѕhоt, but hе wаѕn’t ѕurе whеthеr іt wаѕ Kеnnеdу оr thе Роре. І ѕаіd, Оh І dо hоре іt wаѕ thе Роре. Whісh wаѕ unkіnd, but nо оnе lіkеd thе nеw Раul VІ muсh (іndееd, thе Іtаlіаnѕ ѕаіd hе hаd thе еνіl еуе).
      Lооkіng bасk, іt’ѕ сlеаr thаt dуіng wаѕ thе bеѕt саrееr mоνе thе арраllіng Kеnnеdу еνеr mаdе. Τhе mаn wаѕ а νіlе ѕеxuаl рrеdаtоr, соrruрt tо thе соrе, аnd lеt nо оnе fоrgеt thаt hе ѕtаrtеd thе Vіеtnаm Wаr. Іf hе hаd rеmаіnеd іn оffісе fоr hіѕ full tеrm, hеаνеn knоwѕ whаt mіght hаνе hарреnеd. Јоhnѕоn wаѕ nо аngеl but hе wаѕ аn іnfіnіtеlу bеttеr рrеѕіdеnt.


    • 111
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Aha!, “after a long journey”, you seem remarkably well informed.


      • 176

        Three things:

        1. Travel broadens the mind.

        2. The events of 50 years ago today, together with the publication of thousands of books, not to mention articles on those events in Dallas, gives even the dullest of minds ample opportunity to become informed.

        3. As previously mentioned, I returned from Conakry in the Republic of Guinea. Today, I drove from Luxembourg to the River Inn near its confluence with the River Salzach. I know that Luxembourg tends to conjure up thoughts of tax shelter but the naughtiest thing on the financial front which I did today was to fill my tank with diesel at 99.5p per litre.


    • 128
      Ailurophile says:

      The Honour Guard at Kennedy’s graveside was provided by an Officer Cadet class from the Irish Army, flown over at Jacqueline’s request. Never before had a Foreign army participated in such an event on American soil.


  20. 108
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    He acts a bit like Rev Flowers.


  21. 116
    Ed Balls says:

    I have never heard of the Rev Flowers, however I am proud to have received the £50,000 donation he sanctioned and that was paid to my office, although I have since called Flowers a liar, a rent boy user and a druggy, but I will not pay the money back.
    I am also proud of the way I blatantly lie all of the time.
    It’s all a smear and everyone else’s fault.


    • 123
      retardEd Miliband says:

      Anyone who attempth to link the Labour Party to our donor Rev Flowerth ith thimply a thit-thtirrer who ith attempting a vithiouth witch hunt.

      Oh yeth.


  22. 117
    cured lefty says:

    Please don’t go down memory lane on jfk jokehann harri will be forced to admit he was at the heart of the conspiracy Oh gawd


  23. 121
    Herman van Rumpboy says:



  24. 127
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:



    • 144
      Jess Sayin says:

      Wot`s the difference between a turd and Clingy?


    • 148
      nellnewman. says:

      How do you annoy Heather Mills?

      Nick Clegg.


      • 149
        nellnewman. says:

        David Cameron and Nick Clegg walk into a bookshop and ask for a book on coalitions.

        The storekeeper says, “It’s over there on the left… sorry, I mean the right… No! I tell a lie. We sold out.”


    • 162
      David Cameron says:

      I went into KFC today and ordered a meal, but when I opened it Nick Clegg was sat in there.

      I took it back to the counter and said, “Sorry mate, this is wrong.”

      “What’s wrong with it?” He replied.

      “Well I ordered a Boneless Box, what you’ve given me is spineless c’unt.”


    • 164
      Cameron Joke Time says:

      Yeah, and you know Nick Clegg looks odd ? It’s because he’s on drugs. Ho Ho Ho.


    • 178
      Call me Dave, future failure says:

      Too* many Libdems make a clusterfuck

      * more than zero


    • 232
      Casual Observer 4 says:

      Slapping the deputy PM around is part of the job description, for both PM and DPM.

      Nick Clegg certainly deserves a thorough hiding.


    • 245
      The British Public says:

      We do not need a deputy PM.


  25. 129
    Anonymous says:

    kennedy was irish mafia who managed to persuade the italian mobs to back him… then once in office he tried to fuck them. you know how the rest went and the kennedy clan seem to have had bad luck for fucking decades since that point.


  26. 152
    Guidobreakslittlestories says:

    Hey Fawkes, be a hero and report something, anything, on the secret Muslim head-hacker trial that no one appears to be reporting on, anywhere. Stop preening and keep up.


    • 156
      Fleet Street Socks says:

      Because the media know they can’t get away with contempt of court. They get away with whatever they can get away with until they get caught. Things like hacking a murdered girl’s phone.


    • 157
      hello Petal says:

      Scientists may be able to confirm ?
      I think it is true that knowledge is passed via DNA ( whatever that is )
      I think I saw that it is true in test rats.
      I do believe this explains the disjointedness. We have had hundreds of years of social development ( and especially in the last 40 years), which has brought us to where we are today, whereas the Islamics have just blundered into the modern era by mistake and are feeling a bit lost and so are making a lot of bluster.


    • 160
      Just Saying. says:

      What is more interesting is the nationality of the old couple accused of keeping 3 female slaves. Betting is heavy on Saudi, Kuwaiti or Pakistani.
      Shrouded in secrecy so it must be truly sensitive.


  27. 161
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:



  28. 163
    hello Petal says:

    When Islamics sleep what do they dream about ?
    Has anybody made a study of this ?
    somebody should do it, would be quite interesting I think to do a survey of dreams and compare the differences between the cultures.
    I give this idea away for free.


  29. 168
    Jack Dromey says:

    There is no way that will fit in my gaggagagagagagg…..giqiuywe^&&(*%^&$%^$%


  30. 180
    • 186
      hello Petal says:

      it is so funny if it was not so sad. The people who have been getting themselves involved in the teaching profession for the last 30 years are society’s failures. People who are unable to succeed in the proper world. who find it difficult to comprehend the proper world but have received instruction about how to think and they encompass all this with all of their being because it gives them a sense of value and some new words. These teachers that the left have created are dangerous and should not be allowed near children.


      • 203
        Fishy says:


        Tantamount to child abuse


      • 225
        Casual Observer 4 says:

        Teachers have a fairly important role which should not be ignored.

        But when they do stuff like this they need a kicking.

        This stinks to high heaven of Common Purpose, and auto-sodomizing Political Correctness.

        Perhaps all parents should stop their children from going on the trip.

        A 100% racist class should get the attention of Ofsted and this head teacher relieved whilst some more enlightened folk straighten the school out.


        • 243
          Saki says:

          Every so often a teacher does something which is so stupid and offensive that every punk who ever burns down a school seems rational


    • 239
      Lord Argos of Wilkinson's says:

      Pure evil.

      If we tolerate this, we diminish ourselves as human beings.


    • 260
      Burgers are bad for you says:

      Stupid bloody illiterate woman does not know the difference between ‘partake’ and ‘participate’ either.

      Just HTF do these moronic pea-brained people get to become school heads? Are there no literate folk on the selection committees any more? Are there no more literate folk under 65?


  31. 182
    The BBC on the Co-Op bank scandal and links to the top of the Labour Party says:

    “We stand ready to do whatever is required to protect our masters the Labour Party, their banker friends, all the soft loans and donations made”


  32. 184
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  33. 187
    UKIP or bust says:

    With nothing better to occupy my idle mind I was just thinking, I wonder how long it will take the BBC to erase Jimmy Savile from history?


  34. 190
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    POPTWAS – doesn’t want to link Labour’s banking reforms and supine regulators.

    22 November 2013 5:22pm

    I did the same Deborah, moved from HSBC to the “ethical” Co-op – And I’m spitting furious! Run into the ground by useless regulators and a fake Methodist dope head – then worse still, taken over by hedge-funds. They say it’s easy changing banks – but not if you have odds and ends of freelance income. Time to move again, though? Nationwide?


  35. 193
    The Loony Left says:

    Education, education, education Excoriation, excoriation, excoriation.


    • 196
      The rich immersive community learning space experience says:

      Fuck me.

      Vote UKIP.


      • 199
        Joss Ayinglike says:

        Sadly, that won’t make an iota of difference. We’ll just get BullyBoy Balls and Commissar Miliband.


        • 201
          One-term Dave (dragging the Tories to their grave) says:

          Best you vote Conservative, because I will stop this sort of thing.

          Guff-haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw!


        • 266
          Vote status quo for change says:

          Yeh you convinced me.

          I’m sticking with the Conliblab. We don’t want those Lablibcon fellows getting in. It’ll be mass immigration, PC madness, EU this EU that, eco scams…


      • 247
        Anonymous says:

        I bet the local branch will be all over this like a tramp on chips!


    • 198
      hello Petal says:

      it is a depressing letter but I am inclined to give Mrs Small the benefit of the doubt over one letter and her confusion over her serious position in society of controller of lots of little developing minds and the instructions handed down to her from on high. I am sure that she will, in retrospect, feel shame about this communication and strengthen her resolve to attempt to assimilate her charges into the English society rather than create a mish mash of fuckwittery


      • 202
        I give up says:


        The bitch needs shooting.


      • 261
        Burgers are bad for you says:

        From my comment at 246 above

        Stupid bloody illiterate woman does not know the difference between ‘partake’ and ‘participate’ either.

        Just HTF do these moronic pea-brained people get to become school heads? Are there no literate folk on the selection committees any more? Are there no more literate folk under 65?


    • 200
      I give up says:

      “Refusal to allow your child to attend this trip will result in a Racial Discrimination note being attached to your child’s education record, which will remain on their file throughout their school career.”

      The bitch needs shooting.


      • 205
        hello Petal says:

        I’m thinking that she wrote that without comprehending what she was saying.
        If she knew exactly what she was saying then I agree she should not be in teaching.


        • 214
          Universal Hiss says:

          If she didn’t understand what she was writing then she shouldn’t be in teaching.

          Shoot the bitch is possibly a little harsh.Sacking, with the loss of all pension rights seems more suitable.


      • 212
        Jeremy Clarkson says:

        “The bitch needs shooting.”

        In front of her family!


      • 236

        Any father who receives a letter like that should go down to that so called school and tear that treacherous bitch limb from limb !


    • 204
      Blue Peter Goldfish says:

      Oh My God! [sic], “refusal to allow your child to attend this trip will result in a Racial Discrimination note being attached to your child’s education report which will remain on this file through out their school career”, Trip to a Gulag on the cards?, in my primary school days we just got to go on a trip to the Lake District (voluntary), Wainright never threatened us with none attendance.


    • 207
      White rabbit says:

      What a sinister note. Quite shocking.


      • 208
        albacore says:

        And this wank, she reckons, is enshrined in law?
        Summat else we have to thank the E U for?
        Let’s guess, what comes next, now – concentration camps
        And infidel kids flayed to shade table lamps?


    • 217
      Adolf Hitler says:

      I approve.


    • 219
      Casual Observer 4 says:

      There was a time when this sort of bull shit just didn’t happen.

      Children in years 4 to 6 would learn about commodity production in far off lands.

      Religious Education is a bull shit subject at school which really is a cancer on the national curriculum. Especially when it is being used by the likes of Mrs Small to push a heretical agenda.

      Why not teach the kids about the Christian virtue of turning the other cheek. And teach that to all faiths who happen to be in the classroom. And leave the visit optional for parents.

      If such logic is not understood, digested and followed, then this head teacher and the religious education department should be crucified in the school grounds by the righteous parents as a warning to others, and to teach the children what crucifixion is all about and why the Roman’s did it to arse holes who p!ssed them off.


    • 230
      Mong Watch says:

      This makes no sense.

      You cannot be racist towards a religion.


      You cannot be racist towards a religion.


    • 235
      Ed Milibiscuit says:

      She’s a bully. She’s a communist. She’s a moron.

      My kind of bigot.


    • 240

      Since when has it been a statuary requirement for ANYBODY to experience different cultures or religions?
      Still we have been kindly furnished with her E mail address in order to point out to her the error of her ways.


    • 241
      The British Public says:

      This ‘teacher’ must be sacked immediately.


    • 248
      Anonymous says:

      “Statutory requirement” Really?

      Does she understand the words she has used? Who’s indoctrinated her to use that language? (throughout the letter)


    • 251
      Anonymous says:

      It has become clear that we can’t wait around for our useless, brainwashed politicians to do anything about this sort of thing. We need action now!
      Anyone got any ideas?


      • 262
        An angry parent (whose kids thankfully do not attend that dog's breakfast of a school) says:

        If all the parents congregate at the school gates with protest placards she might get the message. It just might also inspire the NUT to call all the teachers in the country out on strike. The kids may thus miss a lesson or two, but at least they will be being protected from fucvits like that thick misguided “Head Teacher”.


    • 258
    • 265
      Bob Fleming says:

      Mrs Fcuking Small – who the Fcukity fcuk do you think you are?


    • 273
      You're backing a Loser, Mrs. Small says:

      Methinks Mrs. Small will be getting some fan mail, after this appearance!


  36. 213
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:



  37. 215
    Feel the enrichment says:

    Corruption rife in the Pakistani community, says minister

    Corruption in parts of the Pakistani community is “endemic” and a growing problem that politicians have underestimated, the Government’s chief legal adviser has said.


  38. 216
    Feel the cultural enrichment says:

    Corruption rife in the P’akistani community, says minister

    Corruption in parts of the P’akistani community is “endemic” and a growing problem that politicians have underestimated, the Government’s chief legal adviser has said.


    • 221
      Ed Miliband says:

      P’akistani community are labour voters.

      They have acted with “complete integrity”.

      How can it be otherwise?


    • 267
      Voting fodder says:

      The P’akistani community’s function is to produce the required number of block votes when the labour party activists blow their whistles.

      Anything else they do or don’t do will be ignored or actively covered up by the left.

      That is until the P’akistani community feel they no longer need the labour party.


  39. 218
    Universal Hiss says:

    I take it they were not going to see a few Quaker artifacts then.

    When has the worship of whatever takes your fancy got anything to do with racism? We all know what particular religion she was talking about.

    I’ve changed my mind.

    She should be shot & then shot some more.


  40. 220
    Rich Rostrom says:

    Why is this tagged “US politics”?

    Ford is a subject of the Queen of Canada. We Yanks have plenty of crackhead mayors of our own and need no inferior foreign substitutes.


  41. 246
    The Headline says:

    Chillaxed dickhead calls lazy liar an idle fucker shock


  42. 252
    inglenook says:

    …………. and Grieve talks about corruption in Pakistan????????????

    erm, toryboys should look nearer home – but then toryboys have got no nous


  43. 274
    broderick crawford says:

    Roy Hodgson Found Crying In A Cupboard

    England manager and clueless fuckbag Roy Hodgson was found crying hysterically after losing to Germany’s reserve side.

    The former Liverpool boss, who was wearing women’s make up, had to have mascara wiped from his face.

    A source close to the England camp revealed Hodgson had drank a bottle of white wine and sent a series of inappropriate texts messages to former romantic liaisons.

    The source said: “Roy is obviously upset at how shite the national side are.

    “He actually thought they could go to the World Cup and not embarrass themselves. Unfortunately, it will now be the equivalent of going to a civilised dinner party with a person who has a dick on his face.

    A spokesperson for mental health charity, Don’t Kill Yourself, has reached out to Hodgson.

    Their statement read: “After hearing the news of Roy Hodgson’s break down, we would suggest he refrain from picking players like Tom Cleverly, just because they play for Man Utd, and that he show some balls and man the fuck up.”


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