November 20th, 2013

Tony McNulty Destroys His Career, Again
Ed Loyalists Smear Critic

Parliamentary history made at today’s PMQs, with Dave reading out the live tweets of a former Labour minister, who lost his seat in the wake of the expenses scandal:

A note was passed in the middle of the session from a sharp eyed backbench MP. Presumably a big glass of claret this lunchtime for Cameron’s new PPS Gavin Williamson for that little hit.

Immediately Ed’s outriders kicked off. Here is what the Labour leader’s former Chief of Staff had to say:

Pure class.


  1. 1
    Trouble at Mill says:

    McNulty Nuts Ed in the nuts

  2. 2
    nellnewman says:

    When I took over my pub,The Westminster Arms,, the first people I barred were Cameron and Osborne. That ban still stands.

  3. 3

    A sensible decision to keep discredited rife raff from getting back into the
    House & the solid gold gravy train it allows them….

  4. 4
    Barry Chuckle says:


  5. 5
    Limpo says:

    McNulty was one of the better Labour ministers but not clever enough to claim expenses within the rules…Unlike Dave.

    Isn’t Maria Miller pulling the same sort of expenses scam by dragging her parents into the fray?

  6. 6
    War Watch says:

    Time to bomb Spa!n.

  7. 7
    nell"I can tell them"newman says:

    Made a film about tea bagging. It’s a PG certificate.

  8. 8
    PC DIXON says:

    Doubt they would want to drink with you sunshine

  9. 9
    Boring says:

    Do piss off, tat.

  10. 10
    Manuel says:

    I no nothing.

  11. 11
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Well the leadership of Ed squared has taught the Labour backbenchers well when it comes to skullduggery, shitstirring, and backbiting. They learnt their trade from the Masters.

    Utter despicable people.

  12. 12
    Dave should have read this Chuka Tweet too. says:

  13. 13
    Tears of the clowns says:

    If Dave would put Miliband down on live TV he would improve his chances in 2015.

  14. 14
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Tat has nowt better to do, until SC get’s back.

  15. 15
    Twitter is for Twats says:

    Does Chukkup do anything other than tweet all day long?

  16. 16
    War Watch says:

    Ming Campbell just made point that NATO would be best avenue to address issue.

    Asking O’bama to send a few drones over Madrid may be more constructive.

  17. 17
    Red Top Hack says:

    Cameron euthanises Miliband you say?

  18. 18
    i don't n eed no doctor says:

    Mardy Lucy Powell, behind the curve.

  19. 19
    Camoron's beloved tide of Roma heading this way says:

    We are going to euthanise Cameron’s chances.

  20. 20
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    What would Maggie Thatcher have done?

  21. 21
    Admiral Jellytot says:

    He was doing fake SC s the other night.
    Poor Jonty. No actual life at all. even his digital one is a fraud.

  22. 22
    Pablo Escobar says:

    Mind altering subtances,Roll Up,Roll Up.

    Get your mind altering substances here Ladies and Gents.

  23. 23
    Bill Quango MP - 8 says:

    He takes time out for the odd hashfag now and then.

  24. 24
    Ed says:

    Stupid woman. Pouring Petrol on the flames

  25. 25
    Ed Miliband says:

    I want to be mentally quicker and more responsive. What do you suggest?

  26. 26
    War Watch says:

    She would have not responded to the provocation, allowed things to escalate, and perhaps have addressed this through NATO.

  27. 27
    Chukka Umunna says:

    That comment is pure trash.

  28. 28
    One suggestion says:

    Lead in the shape of a bullet

  29. 29
    David Cameron says:

    Psst,wanna score?

    Then Pablo’s your man.

    A couple of “E’s” will help you.

  30. 30
  31. 31
    paolo says:


  32. 32
    Toenails says:

    Watching two party leaders squabbling over my attention makes me wet.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    I could have been a bender.

  34. 34
    Reverend Flowers says:

    Hash is for trash.
    The upper class prefer Cristal meth

  35. 35
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    Put him down… like a sick dog.

  36. 36
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion &Kill All Eco-loons says:

    Hilary Clinton & Rachel Reeves? :-)

  37. 37
    Disco Biscuit says:

    What is “MP selection”? They don’t elect MPs in Brent anymore?

  38. 38
    Angela's Merkin says:


  39. 39
    Paniagua V5 says:

    Drop your Balls

  40. 40
    War Watch says:

    lol :-) There are Geneva conventions against that sort of thing…

  41. 41
    gone and hopefully forgotten says:

    Please god no; he’s not coming back is he?

  42. 42
    Coz Prezza ain't fick or owt, right says:

    ‘ull named City of Culture for 2017

  43. 43
    Yep says:

    You can’t deploy Cluster Fucks

  44. 44
    Ban the left says:

    Like a sick beagle which has been used for testing designer drugs.

    Dave should do to Miliband, as Miliband’s Dad did to that kitten.

  45. 45
    COI Corrections Dept. says:

    We meant Hull has been named ‘City with the highest levels of genital bacterial culture’

  46. 46
    Ralph Miliband says:

    Britain makes me puke

  47. 47
    BOF says:

    Looks like it.
    Once he has finished critiquing the Latin version of the Treaty Of Rome.

  48. 48
    Croydon Rambler says:

    They don’t like it up ‘em!

    Miliband got mullered today

  49. 49
    The BBC always reports, "The Government has...Labour said..." says:

    Was Boles mentioned at PMQ, O’Donohue and Beeb seem to want to run with it to ameliorate retardED embarrasement of foot-in-mouths!??

  50. 50
    QED says:

    You still can be if you go to one of Rev Flowers parties.

  51. 51
    now who's suffering a cost of living crisis says:

    As many rent-boys and drugs as you like all paid for by poor Co-op investors.

  52. 52
    Genghiz the kahn says:
  53. 53
    Glyn H says:

    One of the better Labour ministers? If that pompous not over bright double dealing third rate jerk was one of the better ones…..oh I see what you mean!

  54. 54

    You mean he actually found them?

  55. 55
    Cynic says:

    Most of the Labour front bench look as though some crystal meth might improve their performance.

    As we say oop north ‘the dead lice is droppin off them’

  56. 56
    Mr Angry says:

    Why hasn’t Mr McNulty been prosecuted over his expense claims?

    If you look at his claims they look a bit like some of those made by the MP for Witney.

  57. 57
    Asil Nadir says:

    Random drugs tests for MPs and Public Servants would go someway to restoring public confidence.

  58. 58
    Troughers-R-Us says:

    I love you lots too, Barry.

  59. 59
    Only chavs shop at Tesco says:

    Of course Hull has a culture – massive benefit dependency and fraud, two of the worst estates in Europe, appalling diet, spousal abuse, child neglect, animal cruelty, single-parent families, illegal immigration and smuggling, car theft, unemployment, obesity and premature death, pirate DVDs, pot-smoking, binge-drinking, endemic diabetes and Lord and Lady Presclott of Chipolata. What more could any city ask for?

  60. 60
    God's Holy Trousers says:

    He’s not a robot, he’s a first class twat.

  61. 61
    Toxic Labour for spongers, parasites, immigrants and criminals says:

    It must be a Socialist shithole with crap beer then.

  62. 62
    broderick crawford says:

    wasnt mc nutter the mp who lived round the corner from the hoc with his mum and dad but claimed for a second house allowance so mewhere in enfield

    … or something along thise lines

    p s has lovejoy mcshane been sentenced yet and did he get
    any jail time ?

  63. 63
    broderick crawford says:

    pleb !!!

  64. 64
    broderick crawford says:

    yes its been a long time since the armada

    game of bowls anyone ?

  65. 65
    broderick crawford says:

    dad d you know the piano s on my foot

    you hum it son — i ll paly it .

  66. 66
    broderick crawford says:


    the square on the hypoteneuse of millibands bald patch is equal to the sum of his two asides .

  67. 67
    geordieboy says:

    John Prescot Lives there is that why it is in such a fucking mess.

  68. 68
    geordieboy says:

    Jacqui Smith’s £110k theft and she gets work from the BBC. Says it all.

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